Here you go (thanks for an excuse to procrastinate) I’m walking down the hallway of radiology I’m an intern in trauma surgery I can reset bones, suture wounds, staple wounds, use syringes, make casts, make jokes with the (something)(?) nurses I’m the fastest at taking blood, While the attending is still knocking, I’m already puncturing. During rounds I know more than you, I examine every granny more precisely than you. I’m the chill dude that’s admired by the med students, I don’t mind retaining something for weeks. But despite all that fame I get as a young talent, I somehow missed out on life all these years. [chorus] Is this what my life looks like? All day at the hospital. I think I’ll never get out of here. All day at the hospital. This is what my life looks like. All day at the hospital. I know I’ll never get out of here. All day in the hospital. My robe fits tightly, you can see my sulcus, My dark circles are blacker than a necrotizing ulcer. I’ve been in the ER for 40 hours, The little kids are crying, and the old grannies are screaming, They’re reaching for me from every booth, I’m in a state of trance, I’m the hospital machine. Grandmas are covered in blood, maybe I’m their grandchild, I’m taking care of the contusion, their skin’s like a chicken leg. Nice and sterile, some carbolic, coming in subcutaneously, All while taking the patient’s history and smiling at the resident. I don’t need holidays, all or nothing, overtime for superhumans. When the mortgage is paid, The ordeal will be over. When the mortgage is paid, I’ll settle as a CHI physician. [chorus] Is this what my life looks like? All day at the hospital. I think I’ll never get out of here. All day at the hospital. This is what my life looks like. All day at the hospital. I know I’ll never get out of here. All day in the hospital. The hospital situation has me in its grip, I don’t have a normal life, my father was a doctor too. And so, I experience the lives of others every night. Emergency Room made me a dreamer. My brain is like a sponge after studying endlessly. I have a scalpel in my hand and a sparkle in my eyes. They say I have a lot to learn, but where are my teachers? There’s no time, there’s no time, Faster, stronger, smarter, harder. So many lives that I saved from death, But I never learned what to do with my own. I’m educated - no, wait - qualified, But apart from my colon I’m not very cultivated. [chorus] Is this what my life looks like? All day at the hospital. I think I’ll never get out of here. All day at the hospital. This is what my life looks like. All day in the hospital. I know I’ll never get out of here. All day at the hospital. Is this what my liver looks like After 15 years at the hospital? I think I’ll never get out of here. After 15 years at the hospital.
I’m walking down the hallway of radiology I’m an intern in trauma surgery I can reset bones, suture wounds, staple wounds, use syringes, make casts, make jokes with the (something)(?) nurses I’m the fastest at taking blood, While the attending is still knocking, I’m already puncturing. During rounds I know more than you, I examine every granny more precisely than you. I’m the chill dude that’s admired by the med students, I don’t mind retaining something for weeks. But despite all that fame I get as a young talent, I somehow missed out on life all these years. [chorus] Is this what my life looks like? All day at the hospital. I think I’ll never get out of here. All day at the hospital. This is what my life looks like. All day at the hospital. I know I’ll never get out of here. All day in the hospital. My robe fits tightly, you can see my sulcus, My dark circles are blacker than a necrotizing ulcer. I’ve been in the ER for 40 hours, The little kids are crying, and the old grannies are screaming, They’re reaching for me from every booth, I’m in a state of trance, I’m the hospital machine. Grandmas are covered in blood, maybe I’m their grandchild, I’m taking care of the contusion, their skin’s like a chicken leg. Nice and sterile, some carbolic, coming in subcutaneously, All while taking the patient’s history and smiling at the resident. I don’t need holidays, all or nothing, overtime for superhumans. When the mortgage is paid, The ordeal will be over. When the mortgage is paid, I’ll settle as a CHI physician. [chorus] Is this what my life looks like? All day at the hospital. I think I’ll never get out of here. All day at the hospital. This is what my life looks like. All day at the hospital. I know I’ll never get out of here. All day in the hospital. The hospital situation has me in its grip, I don’t have a normal life, my father was a doctor too. And so, I experience the lives of others every night. Emergency Room made me a dreamer. My brain is like a sponge after studying endlessly. I have a scalpel in my hand and a sparkle in my eyes. They say I have a lot to learn, but where are my teachers? There’s no time, there’s no time, Faster, stronger, smarter, harder. So many lives that I saved from death, But I never learned what to do with my own. I’m educated - no, wait - qualified, But apart from my colon I’m not very cultivated. [chorus] Is this what my life looks like? All day at the hospital. I think I’ll never get out of here. All day at the hospital. This is what my life looks like. All day in the hospital. I know I’ll never get out of here. All day at the hospital. Is this what my liver looks like After 15 years at the hospital? I think I’ll never get out of here. After 15 years at the hospital.
Hallo misters-mesdames , hier mein offrntlucher Brief an Artze der Charité und ehemaligen Kommilitonen vom Studium der Humanmedizin damals SS2005-WS 2006 an der Charité, und. Nach Physikum
Oh Mann! Das ist so was von wahr! Danke!!!
Heute Nacht 4 Uhr in der ZNA:
“ ♫Sieht so mein Leben aus? Den ganzen Tag im Krankenhaus!♫“
Patientin: „Wie bitte?“
„Ach nichts…“
Perfekt, gelungene Kritik an unserem Gesundheitssystem
Genau so war mein Leben als Klinik Arzt. Gruselig
NEED ENGLISH translation in my life.... can't understand but love it anyway.
I understood "der ganzen Tag im Krankenhaus" and not much else.
Here you go (thanks for an excuse to procrastinate)
I’m walking down the hallway of radiology
I’m an intern in trauma surgery
I can reset bones, suture wounds, staple wounds, use syringes,
make casts, make jokes with the (something)(?) nurses
I’m the fastest at taking blood,
While the attending is still knocking, I’m already puncturing.
During rounds I know more than you,
I examine every granny more precisely than you.
I’m the chill dude that’s admired by the med students,
I don’t mind retaining something for weeks.
But despite all that fame I get as a young talent,
I somehow missed out on life all these years.
[chorus]
Is this what my life looks like?
All day at the hospital.
I think I’ll never get out of here.
All day at the hospital.
This is what my life looks like.
All day at the hospital.
I know I’ll never get out of here.
All day in the hospital.
My robe fits tightly, you can see my sulcus,
My dark circles are blacker than a necrotizing ulcer.
I’ve been in the ER for 40 hours,
The little kids are crying, and the old grannies are screaming,
They’re reaching for me from every booth,
I’m in a state of trance, I’m the hospital machine.
Grandmas are covered in blood, maybe I’m their grandchild,
I’m taking care of the contusion, their skin’s like a chicken leg.
Nice and sterile, some carbolic, coming in subcutaneously,
All while taking the patient’s history and smiling at the resident.
I don’t need holidays, all or nothing, overtime for superhumans.
When the mortgage is paid,
The ordeal will be over.
When the mortgage is paid,
I’ll settle as a CHI physician.
[chorus]
Is this what my life looks like?
All day at the hospital.
I think I’ll never get out of here.
All day at the hospital.
This is what my life looks like.
All day at the hospital.
I know I’ll never get out of here.
All day in the hospital.
The hospital situation has me in its grip,
I don’t have a normal life, my father was a doctor too.
And so, I experience the lives of others every night.
Emergency Room made me a dreamer.
My brain is like a sponge after studying endlessly.
I have a scalpel in my hand and a sparkle in my eyes.
They say I have a lot to learn, but where are my teachers?
There’s no time, there’s no time,
Faster, stronger, smarter, harder.
So many lives that I saved from death,
But I never learned what to do with my own.
I’m educated - no, wait - qualified,
But apart from my colon I’m not very cultivated.
[chorus]
Is this what my life looks like?
All day at the hospital.
I think I’ll never get out of here.
All day at the hospital.
This is what my life looks like.
All day in the hospital.
I know I’ll never get out of here.
All day at the hospital.
Is this what my liver looks like
After 15 years at the hospital?
I think I’ll never get out of here.
After 15 years at the hospital.
die eine mit den zurückgegelten haaren sieht ja badass aus
Wieder sehr schön! ;)
Ich bin gebildet nein warte qualifiziert true story 😅
Ein Amboss-Video bei 2:45 ;)
HEHE, echt gut!
super cooles Video😉
ich geh kaputt, so schön :'D
kann man bei euch mitmachen? ^^
Feel you
English translation?
I’m walking down the hallway of radiology
I’m an intern in trauma surgery
I can reset bones, suture wounds, staple wounds, use syringes,
make casts, make jokes with the (something)(?) nurses
I’m the fastest at taking blood,
While the attending is still knocking, I’m already puncturing.
During rounds I know more than you, I examine every granny more precisely than you.
I’m the chill dude that’s admired by the med students,
I don’t mind retaining something for weeks.
But despite all that fame I get as a young talent,
I somehow missed out on life all these years.
[chorus]
Is this what my life looks like?
All day at the hospital.
I think I’ll never get out of here.
All day at the hospital.
This is what my life looks like.
All day at the hospital.
I know I’ll never get out of here.
All day in the hospital.
My robe fits tightly, you can see my sulcus,
My dark circles are blacker than a necrotizing ulcer.
I’ve been in the ER for 40 hours,
The little kids are crying, and the old grannies are screaming,
They’re reaching for me from every booth,
I’m in a state of trance, I’m the hospital machine.
Grandmas are covered in blood, maybe I’m their grandchild,
I’m taking care of the contusion, their skin’s like a chicken leg.
Nice and sterile, some carbolic, coming in subcutaneously,
All while taking the patient’s history and smiling at the resident.
I don’t need holidays, all or nothing, overtime for superhumans.
When the mortgage is paid,
The ordeal will be over.
When the mortgage is paid,
I’ll settle as a CHI physician.
[chorus]
Is this what my life looks like?
All day at the hospital.
I think I’ll never get out of here.
All day at the hospital.
This is what my life looks like.
All day at the hospital.
I know I’ll never get out of here.
All day in the hospital.
The hospital situation has me in its grip,
I don’t have a normal life, my father was a doctor too.
And so, I experience the lives of others every night.
Emergency Room made me a dreamer.
My brain is like a sponge after studying endlessly.
I have a scalpel in my hand and a sparkle in my eyes.
They say I have a lot to learn, but where are my teachers?
There’s no time, there’s no time,
Faster, stronger, smarter, harder.
So many lives that I saved from death,
But I never learned what to do with my own.
I’m educated - no, wait - qualified,
But apart from my colon I’m not very cultivated.
[chorus]
Is this what my life looks like?
All day at the hospital.
I think I’ll never get out of here.
All day at the hospital.
This is what my life looks like.
All day in the hospital.
I know I’ll never get out of here.
All day at the hospital.
Is this what my liver looks like
After 15 years at the hospital?
I think I’ll never get out of here.
After 15 years at the hospital.
Hallo misters-mesdames , hier mein offrntlucher Brief an Artze der Charité und ehemaligen Kommilitonen vom Studium der Humanmedizin damals SS2005-WS 2006 an der Charité, und. Nach Physikum
Was soll ich sagen
WTF!!!!!
Es gibt besseres 😒
Dein Humor ist es jedenfalls nicht.