"We now have a good bow" - not really, at all. Your bow is actually really subpar for what you can do in the pack - use enderium arrowheads (you can swap out the head so you don't need to remake and re-level the arrows) and you'll more than double the damage right there, and signalum bow limbs inherently have the shortest drawspeed possible, on a crossbow its a quarter of a second, on a shortbow I think its about 0.1 seconds to draw, so redstone was actually a waste of modifiers, not that there are many other modifiers that are useful on the bow's end. It also will massively increase the arrow speed, at least doubling, if not tripling the damage another time, on top of the enderium heads - a crossbow with enderium bolts, signalum crossbow limb, and a fiery bowstring will autofire (very nice with a 0.25 second drawspeed) and will hit for 96.5 hearts of damage a pop, WITHOUT any modifiers. Also, might as well upgrade your sword and pick and other tools to enderium while your at it, its almost cheaper than manyullyn for you atm, and is massively superior in damage, mining speed, mining level, and durability. Then again, you'll probably never read this and you'll use manyullyn for all your tinkers tools for the rest of the series no matter how many times I tell you. Then again, steel is better for bows than manyullyn, higher arrow speed means more damage, but it does have a slower draw.
Ooh... I wouldn't go the Trash Can route. I would've compressed it. Output it to your Crafter. The best way to beat a troll where they give you something "worthless" is to make it useful. More importantly, Crainer's Trashcan/output bus is constantly a source of trolls. And now you've got something where the others can just take an item (like yellorium or DIAMONDS) and place it in the output bus. I know they could set that up anyway, but if you compressed the cobblestone instead, it would at least take some effort from them. You fighting the monsters made me think of a troll. I'm not super familiar with the modpack, but it would be funny if you "made" some super powerful mobs (toss super powerful swords at them?) maybe give them potion effects somehow, and use a nametag so they don't despawn, and put them in the other guys' bases.
mythical magic is just all fun and games, theres no hate or anything, crainer will understand its just a joke and it wont be the first time its happened to him.
I paused the video at 27:00 and am really hoping Jordan realizes that when he goes back through the portal to the Deeplands, the TNT he accidentally set off will explode upon his re-entry, trapping him in the Deeplands. I really hope he knows this
Just so you know Sparklez, manyullyn bows are crap. Best material and bow out there is the Signalum crossbow. With the bolts being a slime tool rod covered in signalum. Lowest possible draw speed, fastest arrow speed, and least weight so you can shoot a guy from over 100 blocks away
You should get a command block and have it tp him miles away in the new dimension so he has no idea how to get back to the portal or get home without killing himself, but this is where you use a second command block to set his home in the new dimension so he is stuck searching for the exit forever.
Troll Idea: Set up a mob spawner in the nether but instead of killing them, use a nether portal to make them go into someones base. Would be funny to see them log on and be surrounded by pigmen and have to decided between fighting them all, or just leaving them alone and being annoyed by them.
there is a way you could have trapped him. when he enters the portal, instead of tnt, you can use a command block with a tp command in it. If done fast enough I doubt crainer would have looked at the map right away ;P for better results, just cover the portal with the blocks near it so that it looks natural in the mini map
When you noticed Crainer found out you were siphoning, why didn't you check that ender chest? When you saw so much crap in your ME System, and knew Ssundee hasn't been on, why didn't you immediately think of Crainer turning your Export Bus + Ender Chest against you? Dangit, Jordan. Good job on the portal btw. Also of course you knew Crainer had a flying suit, you noticed the station a few episodes ago.
Sparklez, my man, I'm going to need you to hop in on the 'Diss tracks' Crainer and SSundee are tossing at each other and show them how it's done. I'm going to be honest, I didn't even know you could spit until I saw someone mention that you rapped in one of TryhardNinjas videos and I just watched that. My god man, I can only imagine the fire.
You should set up a troll where Craner is always teleporting like he is trapped in a room and he lands in a portal on the floor and comes out of the one right above him and he falls forever
Ohh, one of those. Ian's troll was meant to do exactly that, but with command blocks :P But anyway, wouldn't the fact that crainer can simply fly prevent that? or the fact that mining the block behind a portal breaks it?
Ohh that would be good, make a mob spawner in the nether next to a nether portal, but don't drop them to their death, push them into the portal instead, and make the portal in the overworld sit in the air so they can't walk back through. When they get on their base will just be full of mobs. I like it.
@sparklez, replace the floor in alfred's room with ghost blocks over diamond spikes and place Alfred v2 in Crainer's base outside of his pen. He'll think it was a glitch and try to put him back, only to see him fall through the floor and die- unless he reacts very quickly.
Throwback for most, you should make a god hammer, either the cobbler that you stole from syndicate durning his banishment from the town but of course god like, or make syndicates alpha wand but godlike with a paper thing so you can have extra modifiers, do this so if you have to mine a lot and your pick axe won't help that much you have a hammer
They have vein mine but still if you don't want to destroy that muchor something I forgot about it, or he could make a op pan or something from tinkersconstruct
TROLL IDEAS: 1. send crainer on a scavenger hunt for his items in the clown dimension (he hates clowns 2. replace crainer and/or ssundees entire base with ghost blocks (every full block including machines), hide the original blocks in secret chests and give them the coordinates (behind whatever wall of challenges you see fit) 3. hide a trash can dumping all of ssundee cobblestone 4. Ward crainer and/or ssundees crops
Yeah, I know, that's not the point, pretty much everyone uses that nickname... Just because the series is over doesn't mean we're not allowed to reference it or anything ever again...
I have a crossbow recipe that does 100 hearts of damage. also, your granite bow was made by an admin and they had access to as many modifiers as they wanted AND you had metallurgy 4 which added great metals like the one tom had on his wang
2 Ideas for trolls: 1. put a warded block of cobble stone in Crainer's base and leave it there for a week, then give a price of removal. 2. put a cobble generator that's hooked up to a trash can with a chunk loader next to it and warded glass around it, and give a price of removal.
Better ranged weapon from tinker's construct. Manyullan crossbow body, Singulum limbs (should give fastest drawspeed unless config isn't default), paper binding/Thaumic binding (free modslot), Flamestring (From heatscarspiders) Darksteel/Cobalt core, second coating is enderium, feather flights. Slap 1 moss on both, slap necrotic on bolts, (if you suck at taking long range shots, since it'll heal you) Sharpness till you're happy. Slap lapis on cBow (max it) Slap a diamond, THEN an emerald on bow, do so on bolts aswell DIAMOND FIRST, emerald increases durabilty by 50% I killed the Ender dragon in three hits with this set up.
I remember back in Mianite Jordan said next time he'd make the longbow or the crossbow, though I think he forgot. In my opinion he should make the longbow, aka the English Warbow. Historically it's better then the crossbow both in range and speed, but takes longer to master do to needing more strength to pull and keep it back. As for armor piercing, yes, it does that too. 200 pound drawback and an armor piercing warhead will allow that. Oh right, and I remember in the mod that heavier arrows actually NEED to be fired by the longbow, rather then the shortbow. So yes Captain, PLEASE make the longbow, those arrows you have won't do as much damage otherwise, if you want to use the shortbow you need light arrows, as in not metal.
NEXT TROLL: You should use the secret pressure plates to make a minefield in someone's house but only make one blow up. For the others make a command block that plays the sound of a person yelling "Boom!" It should give them a little scare.
1:05. After you rebuild the doors, simply place the orange portal either in Ssundee's home or Crainer's home, or on the volcano floor. Then place the blue portal on the base floor and push them all into it.
Cough I don't think Mianite will come back with Tucker and Sonya and Tom Considering Tom is taking a break from Mine craft as a whole and Tucker and Sonya are broken up But I could see Sparkles buying the rights too it and starting it back up with maybe Jericho or Sonya (Probably not together, but who knows), Tom, Crainer and Ssundee.
Yeah, but he'd also have to get the wizards on board, along with the (amazing) storywriters (unless the story writers are the wizards, of course. I haven't looked into it that far.) for Mianite. And, here's the thing: All of Mianite's crew cusses like sailors (or pirates... RIP Captain Capsize), and both SSundee and Crainer's channels are what you'd call "kid friendly." The only time I've heard SSundee actually cuss is in his really, really old crazy craft 1 series, where he was about to fight the king/queen... and he still bleeped it out. So, if that doesn't by some miracle bother SSundee and Crainer, or the Mianite crew doesn't want to change for SSundee and Crainer... then oh my god would I be happy, because I've missed Mianite so much. I could see SSundee and Crainer taking Tom's place on team Dianite, Sparklez staying true to Ianite, and Waglington + Tucker/Sonja on Mianite. My god, if Mianite S3 or even Mianite V2 becomes a thing, I'm going to be SO happy!
and you know they could even just start over with whoever from the old series wants to come back and it would be the same universe with a different story line
Geronimus tion doesn't game any more he's a vloger now Tucker(Jericho) has said he wants nothing to do with it if if does come back and Sonja is doing her own thing there will be no more mianite
Speaking of Mianite...Jordan please ask for Mianite rights! All your fans loved it and want it back. Stop using the fact that Tom started it as an excuse. He's not gonna care, and he'll even probably be happy that it's back. For the sake of the popularity of your channel, and for our entertainment, please bring it back. You'll make everyone so happy. :)
Tom created it, along with Tucker. It's not up to Jordan to bring it back. They've all said it's not coming back so learn to deal with it. It's a shame. Sorry man.
Dude, the whole original cast is done, Tom is done, Sonya is done, and Tucker is done. This is just dead meat your punching at right now man, just accept that and move on ffs.
you should make a deep storage for your me system, build a room and use deep storage units with me storage buses to store more then you could ever need. This would mean that you can store cobble, clay, diamonds and basically anything else you have far too many of but that you still want.
If you were reallyyyy devious... you could have put lava above Alfred's head and then put a sign up that says "Be careful vain mining... someone you love may burn."
Yeah, tinkers bows have been completely re-done... unfortunately. Sadly, there's no more 120+ hitting crossbows (at least, so far as I have been able to find)... On the plus side, there are some ways to get around the newly imposed limitations, provided you have the right combinations of mods installed. For instance, I am currently playing a custom pack that includes Tinkers Construct, IguanaTweaks, ExtraTiC, Extra Utilities, Thaumcraft, and Draconic Evolution. Utilizing a bit of a part-swapping exploit, you can craft a cleaver that hits for a whopping +79 attack BEFORE ever leveling! With a bit of luck, the attack could be even higher at master level...
A great troll would be to fill someone's house with the same block as their walls instead of filling it with obsidian so: 1. It's hard to find out which is a filler block and which is their wall, which will make them spend a ton of time on it 2. They can't vein mine unless they want to rebuild their walls If you like this troll, please make sure to like it so he sees :D
the fact that Jordan planned on making the ancient teleporter blueprint on Crainer's base rather than making it outside in the wilderness and has more space, it's genius and funny at the same time😂😂😂😂.... I've been watching TrollCraft since the beginning of the series, and now this is my 10th time watching it. Still, hoping for season 2
I think I know another troll for the dimension. You can place ghost blocks on his floor right. Then he falls into them into a portal gun portal. This teleports him there, but like the first attempt he triggers a pressure plate. This moves a piston connected to the portal and traps him. Just put him near the exit so he temporarily freaks out. You may have to go without a portal gun for 1 episode though :(
Is he even the guy who made this map he made the island are you Spohn then top and the only way to get down there is the can't get down there because the only way to probably get down there is do you Sam Stompie and squishy got the snap and it's a little different than yours because ours is different or because their their stuff where they get is in chest so they can take diamonds but they don't so I would you San Diego unlike knock it down in the lobby and then jump on the set in brick and brick in the make a pathway to get Lala yeah that's what they're trying to do?
The rumours of a volcano eruption may or may not be true, but just in case, you should move your base again with the Archimedes Ship mod (for the separate house just put a helm on them and move it all into one vessel)
Personally, I use a javelin. It does high damage and if I accidentally drop my sword, I can use it instead. However, I'm planning on changing my weapons to Ars Magica spells. Is this a good idea?
Gui Shark now that i think about it, when my keybinds are reset i do that 5 times a minute. i have e as sprint so i can just hold w and e to run and q as inventory
Can people please stop the "Last time I was this early...", "I'm early lemme' think of a joke", "first", "nobody cares that you're "first"" and all other overused phrases
And now the dimensional trolls finally begin! This is a good day in #trollcraft. What will be at the other side of anyone's portals? Hopefully we'll get to see some really classic time bombs this way/
you should switch to a signalum crossbow. It's much more powerful, and quick. Make sure to have enderium bots, and an enderium cleaver or cutlass. Use slime fletching for accuracy
CAPTAIN SPARKLEZ!! IT WOULD MEAN SO MUCH TO ME AND PROBABLY ALL YOUR FANS IF YOU DISCUSSED THIS IN A VID! will we ever get mianite back!? for a lot of us it's our favorite thing!! mianite needed another season! in my opinion it could have so many more too!! we miss having you Jerome, Sonya, deckland!! even syndicate! we want you to play together again!! we want you to add more mods and more story and just come back!!™😰😰😏😏😇
mianite was technically syndicates idea and since syndicate does vlogs now and most likely wont be doing minecraft anymore jordan has confirmed himself that it will probably not come back
It's not strange. It's resource management, views aren't updated dynamically, and likes are, this saves on resources cause views come in faster then likes and would take more processing power to constantly update. Also you can like a video before watching enough to count as a view.
Crossbows are actually a lot better; they shoot farther, faster, and hit much, MUCH harder through armor. It's best to make the body out of Manyullin and the limbs out of either Slime or Plastic.
"We now have a good bow" - not really, at all.
Your bow is actually really subpar for what you can do in the pack - use enderium arrowheads (you can swap out the head so you don't need to remake and re-level the arrows) and you'll more than double the damage right there, and signalum bow limbs inherently have the shortest drawspeed possible, on a crossbow its a quarter of a second, on a shortbow I think its about 0.1 seconds to draw, so redstone was actually a waste of modifiers, not that there are many other modifiers that are useful on the bow's end. It also will massively increase the arrow speed, at least doubling, if not tripling the damage another time, on top of the enderium heads - a crossbow with enderium bolts, signalum crossbow limb, and a fiery bowstring will autofire (very nice with a 0.25 second drawspeed) and will hit for 96.5 hearts of damage a pop, WITHOUT any modifiers. Also, might as well upgrade your sword and pick and other tools to enderium while your at it, its almost cheaper than manyullyn for you atm, and is massively superior in damage, mining speed, mining level, and durability.
Then again, you'll probably never read this and you'll use manyullyn for all your tinkers tools for the rest of the series no matter how many times I tell you. Then again, steel is better for bows than manyullyn, higher arrow speed means more damage, but it does have a slower draw.
Renniuq
Holy shit
Although, one could argue that he's using manyullyn in the name of the lady
Explosion Pvp
He's Just Trying To Help
Chill Man, Oh An Nice Grammar
"Yp"
signalum crossbow is the best i the game - efault 0.5s draw speed. also best damage.
the thing is they dont read comments for their spoilers on these rip
Zakl Zamanee The Elite I didn't know that capitalizing every word was an example of proper grammar usage.
"An Nice Grammar"
Ooh... I wouldn't go the Trash Can route. I would've compressed it. Output it to your Crafter. The best way to beat a troll where they give you something "worthless" is to make it useful.
More importantly, Crainer's Trashcan/output bus is constantly a source of trolls. And now you've got something where the others can just take an item (like yellorium or DIAMONDS) and place it in the output bus. I know they could set that up anyway, but if you compressed the cobblestone instead, it would at least take some effort from them.
You fighting the monsters made me think of a troll. I'm not super familiar with the modpack, but it would be funny if you "made" some super powerful mobs (toss super powerful swords at them?) maybe give them potion effects somehow, and use a nametag so they don't despawn, and put them in the other guys' bases.
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That are some great ideas m9
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For the try not to laugh challenge, Jordan should watch Crainer use Healing Wish.
ossi_ yeah that was hilarious
ossi_ lmaooooo W
Link please?
Raj Kapadia check his channel, its the latest episode of pixelmon
Link plz? Also timestamp if you can do so
Send Crainer to the dimension full of clowns. He'll be so scared.
MegaMinerd that's a bit to mean for spooklez to do
MegaMinerd this is the best idea ive heard all day
mythical magic is just all fun and games, theres no hate or anything, crainer will understand its just a joke and it wont be the first time its happened to him.
mythical magic maybe, but it's about time he did some mean, super mean trolls
I'm pretty sure i saw an achievement to visit every dimension anyway.
Make hundreds of portals inside of crainers base (nether portals)
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Yes
Jordan should try using shaders with that server
PewDieSky
PewDieSky yea
I paused the video at 27:00 and am really hoping Jordan realizes that when he goes back through the portal to the Deeplands, the TNT he accidentally set off will explode upon his re-entry, trapping him in the Deeplands. I really hope he knows this
JardonUFool returns, coming to you a TH-cam near you.
Probably by 2017
Probably
Proraptor Gaming dude. It never ended. It's always here
Proraptor Gaming
Proraptor Gaming Lmao
Psssssssst captain sparkles make a security terminal also should have compressed it to max tier its like bedrock almost
all I have to do is read the title and I'm like sparkles how did you troll yourself?
cj Doyle same i be like
spooklez why did u do this get milk and some cookies
Just so you know Sparklez, manyullyn bows are crap. Best material and bow out there is the Signalum crossbow. With the bolts being a slime tool rod covered in signalum. Lowest possible draw speed, fastest arrow speed, and least weight so you can shoot a guy from over 100 blocks away
Yes, this is 100% correct. Manyullyn is too stiff of a material to work well
Joshua Columbus yes it is correct , this current bow is assssss
Maybe. Are you 100% sure that this pack has Extra TiC and that the Jaded configuration is enabled?
Eisbaer Borealis Don't know, they never shared the mod list
Joshua Columbus Then you don't know what the best material is...
*CaptainSparklez:* Now I have to go back and do it over!
*Me, an intellectual:* The chunk is unloaded, and thus the explosion is frozen in time.
I was thinking that the whole time before he messed up...
Jordan the quartz modifier on bows doesn't affect the damage dealt with arrows, it increases the attack melee attach damage.
when someone says "what's Mianite?" in the comments
Me: TRIGGGERED!!!!!!
Erick Dorsainvil but srsly, what is mianite.....
JrplaysMC _ it's a series that was a thing...never saw it...
really i dont know wats it about or what they do in the series cuz i wuz late
JrplaysMC _ the best series Spookles has ever done
Erick Dorsainvil what's mianite?
You should get a command block and have it tp him miles away in the new dimension so he has no idea how to get back to the portal or get home without killing himself, but this is where you use a second command block to set his home in the new dimension so he is stuck searching for the exit forever.
Troll Idea: Set up a mob spawner in the nether but instead of killing them, use a nether portal to make them go into someones base. Would be funny to see them log on and be surrounded by pigmen and have to decided between fighting them all, or just leaving them alone and being annoyed by them.
Loponstorm you liked ur own comment lmao
Frappies
No, I didn't. You can look at everyone who's liked a comment, so I dunno why you'd think to make that claim.
irony
you should also set up your portal over the elevator block to somewhere bad when you log off
The shortbow doesnt do alot of damage because Advent of Ascension puts a cap on how much damage you can do
Jordan I have an idea for a troll, put a sign in Crainers/Ssundee's bases the say: You Have Been Trolled!
You know it's a good troll when the troll trolls its own creator
Last time I was this early was when they played Mianite
cluck
We don't talk about Mianite.
* *_sniff_* *
The lord of the potato RIP
ZomeBody YT ayyeeee lol nice one
DONT TALK ABOUT IT 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
you were draining crainers system, he found it and pumped cobble into yours
"They'll just have to die"
RIP Jordan's cute trolls
You should make yourself a full set of power armor... Pretty useful stuff to wear for protection and the weapons are more powerful than that bow lol.
2 views 13 likes right.
Michael Folsom uhh
Michael Folsom shut the hell up
Michael Folsom welcome to youtube
Michael Folsom welcome to youtube
Michael Folsom youtubes system counts the views every thirty seconds but the likes every five
You should make a Signalum Crossbow with enderium bolts. Its nearly 3 times better WITHOUT the leveling.
there is a way you could have trapped him. when he enters the portal, instead of tnt, you can use a command block with a tp command in it. If done fast enough I doubt crainer would have looked at the map right away ;P for better results, just cover the portal with the blocks near it so that it looks natural in the mini map
When you noticed Crainer found out you were siphoning, why didn't you check that ender chest?
When you saw so much crap in your ME System, and knew Ssundee hasn't been on, why didn't you immediately think of Crainer turning your Export Bus + Ender Chest against you?
Dangit, Jordan.
Good job on the portal btw. Also of course you knew Crainer had a flying suit, you noticed the station a few episodes ago.
I would love to see an animation of sparklez tying to stuff items into his me system
Sparklez, my man, I'm going to need you to hop in on the 'Diss tracks' Crainer and SSundee are tossing at each other and show them how it's done. I'm going to be honest, I didn't even know you could spit until I saw someone mention that you rapped in one of TryhardNinjas videos and I just watched that. My god man, I can only imagine the fire.
You should set up a troll where Craner is always teleporting like he is trapped in a room and he lands in a portal on the floor and comes out of the one right above him and he falls forever
you mean like the exact troll Ian did on Sparklez where Sparklez' portal was?
What Green Guy said
Ohh, one of those. Ian's troll was meant to do exactly that, but with command blocks :P But anyway, wouldn't the fact that crainer can simply fly prevent that? or the fact that mining the block behind a portal breaks it?
I don't no I don't play the portal mod and maybe he can use commands to make were he can't fly
The only thing that might work is a crazy jump boost effect to force the jump boost into negating, but I'm not sure.
If the portals allow mobs to travel through them, make a spawner that drops mobs into someone's house.
Ohh that would be good, make a mob spawner in the nether next to a nether portal, but don't drop them to their death, push them into the portal instead, and make the portal in the overworld sit in the air so they can't walk back through. When they get on their base will just be full of mobs. I like it.
@sparklez, replace the floor in alfred's room with ghost blocks over diamond spikes and place Alfred v2 in Crainer's base outside of his pen. He'll think it was a glitch and try to put him back, only to see him fall through the floor and die- unless he reacts very quickly.
Cool. Now you should probably move your base before X33n decides the Volcano should go boom.
seyer Odanodlam seams smart
Throwback for most, you should make a god hammer, either the cobbler that you stole from syndicate durning his banishment from the town but of course god like, or make syndicates alpha wand but godlike with a paper thing so you can have extra modifiers, do this so if you have to mine a lot and your pick axe won't help that much you have a hammer
In mianite season 2
They have vein miner, so it wouldn't be much of a benefit.
no it would be veinminer x3 i think
They have vein mine but still if you don't want to destroy that muchor something I forgot about it, or he could make a op pan or something from tinkersconstruct
Mike Owens the
TROLL IDEAS:
1. send crainer on a scavenger hunt for his items in the clown dimension (he hates clowns
2. replace crainer and/or ssundees entire base with ghost blocks (every full block including machines), hide the original blocks in secret chests and give them the coordinates (behind whatever wall of challenges you see fit)
3. hide a trash can dumping all of ssundee cobblestone
4. Ward crainer and/or ssundees crops
Jordan the ultimate supreme troll master. That was beautiful to witness
*Jardon, sorry
Ihlly it's Jordan, learn to spell
Jardon is actually one of his nicknames, from the mianite series
Ihlly Mianite is over. Never gonna come back
Yeah, I know, that's not the point, pretty much everyone uses that nickname... Just because the series is over doesn't mean we're not allowed to reference it or anything ever again...
He hasn't linked reactions in like 20 episodes...
Graal TGG yes he has
+jaka in dorian Except he hasn't.
Remember episode 36? The one right before this one? Did you look in the description of it?
Has the reaction even happened yet? Plus you can't expect him to add the reaction immediatly
CT3LA Oops, that might have been the one in the last five that I haven't checked.
Bow of balance
bow of balance
bow of balance
yeeeee its back!!, Ianite will be proud of you jordan
OwlGamingStudio so true such cute many wow
OwlGamingStudio except it sucks this time
Zombiewizard I guess you're right
they don't have the gods. to help so yeah....
"it was long long long"
continued quote, "long overdue"
thats what she said
lol
#SPPOKLEZBEST
I have a crossbow recipe that does 100 hearts of damage. also, your granite bow was made by an admin and they had access to as many modifiers as they wanted AND you had metallurgy 4 which added great metals like the one tom had on his wang
2 Ideas for trolls:
1. put a warded block of cobble stone in Crainer's base and leave it there for a week, then give a price of removal.
2. put a cobble generator that's hooked up to a trash can with a chunk loader next to it and warded glass around it, and give a price of removal.
Ssundee: Cobblestone - Crainer: Dirt - CaptainSparklez: Wood
Luke Slash
W O O D
Hey Jordan
As a troll you should teleport someone into a 2x1x2 block room of obsidian with portals on the roof and floor
I think the mianite gods added golden heads to your bow and made it stronger
Better ranged weapon from tinker's construct. Manyullan crossbow body, Singulum limbs (should give fastest drawspeed unless config isn't default), paper binding/Thaumic binding (free modslot), Flamestring (From heatscarspiders) Darksteel/Cobalt core, second coating is enderium, feather flights. Slap 1 moss on both, slap necrotic on bolts, (if you suck at taking long range shots, since it'll heal you) Sharpness till you're happy. Slap lapis on cBow (max it) Slap a diamond, THEN an emerald on bow, do so on bolts aswell DIAMOND FIRST, emerald increases durabilty by 50% I killed the Ender dragon in three hits with this set up.
Aww Mianite, I remember that realm Jardon you fool your making me a little purgeturbed
Spooklez, you should make an autonomous activator, tripped of by secret pressure plates, that changes the portal while someone's in there :P
Hey Jordon, Remember you were stealing Diamonds from Crainer. Connected to his ME system righttttt?
is it bad I thought your avatar was the machinima logo for a second
I remember back in Mianite Jordan said next time he'd make the longbow or the crossbow, though I think he forgot. In my opinion he should make the longbow, aka the English Warbow. Historically it's better then the crossbow both in range and speed, but takes longer to master do to needing more strength to pull and keep it back. As for armor piercing, yes, it does that too. 200 pound drawback and an armor piercing warhead will allow that. Oh right, and I remember in the mod that heavier arrows actually NEED to be fired by the longbow, rather then the shortbow. So yes Captain, PLEASE make the longbow, those arrows you have won't do as much damage otherwise, if you want to use the shortbow you need light arrows, as in not metal.
When Jordan brings up Mianite and you remember that there will never be S3!😭😭😭😭
Tony Schultz I mean Tom has confirmed it, but idk if he was telling the truth or not. He has started lying a lot recently
I come from the future and I’m sorry to say
It won’t happen😭
NEXT TROLL: You should use the secret pressure plates to make a minefield in someone's house but only make one blow up. For the others make a command block that plays the sound of a person yelling "Boom!" It should give them a little scare.
When you realize that most of Jardon's weapons are the same weapons he had in Mianite :3
Dude, now that you have the builder's wand, you can extend your growth pulsars without too much hassle. Highly recommend it.
How many of you were triggered that he didn't fly into the portal?! 😂
1:05. After you rebuild the doors, simply place the orange portal either in Ssundee's home or Crainer's home, or on the volcano floor. Then place the blue portal on the base floor and push them all into it.
i think he should do some more quests for points
Man, I remember the first time he went in Deeplands, ever thing about doing another series with advent of ascension? I'd watch that!
Cough I don't think Mianite will come back with Tucker and Sonya and Tom Considering Tom is taking a break from Mine craft as a whole and Tucker and Sonya are broken up But I could see Sparkles buying the rights too it and starting it back up with maybe Jericho or Sonya (Probably not together, but who knows), Tom, Crainer and Ssundee.
just speculation but its very popular and he got great ratings and views when it was still going on
Yeah, but he'd also have to get the wizards on board, along with the (amazing) storywriters (unless the story writers are the wizards, of course. I haven't looked into it that far.) for Mianite. And, here's the thing: All of Mianite's crew cusses like sailors (or pirates... RIP Captain Capsize), and both SSundee and Crainer's channels are what you'd call "kid friendly." The only time I've heard SSundee actually cuss is in his really, really old crazy craft 1 series, where he was about to fight the king/queen... and he still bleeped it out. So, if that doesn't by some miracle bother SSundee and Crainer, or the Mianite crew doesn't want to change for SSundee and Crainer... then oh my god would I be happy, because I've missed Mianite so much. I could see SSundee and Crainer taking Tom's place on team Dianite, Sparklez staying true to Ianite, and Waglington + Tucker/Sonja on Mianite. My god, if Mianite S3 or even Mianite V2 becomes a thing, I'm going to be SO happy!
no no it would be crainer on dionite and derp Ssundee would be on Dionite as a second charector
and you know they could even just start over with whoever from the old series wants to come back and it would be the same universe with a different story line
Geronimus tion doesn't game any more he's a vloger now Tucker(Jericho) has said he wants nothing to do with it if if does come back and Sonja is doing her own thing there will be no more mianite
Spooklez forgets he sets up a ender chest behind Crainer's ME system earlier. Crainer finds it and replaces the resources with cobble...haha
Speaking of Mianite...Jordan please ask for Mianite rights! All your fans loved it and want it back. Stop using the fact that Tom started it as an excuse. He's not gonna care, and he'll even probably be happy that it's back. For the sake of the popularity of your channel, and for our entertainment, please bring it back. You'll make everyone so happy. :)
Please Jordan. Please.
It wouldnt be the same without the OG hero squad
Ryan Carlson pretty sure he doesn't want to do it without everyone
Tom created it, along with Tucker. It's not up to Jordan to bring it back. They've all said it's not coming back so learn to deal with it. It's a shame. Sorry man.
Dude, the whole original cast is done, Tom is done, Sonya is done, and Tucker is done. This is just dead meat your punching at right now man, just accept that and move on ffs.
you should make a deep storage for your me system, build a room and use deep storage units with me storage buses to store more then you could ever need. This would mean that you can store cobble, clay, diamonds and basically anything else you have far too many of but that you still want.
jordan make the Nvidia liquid that the wizard made in Miante S2 and cover craners base with it so everytime he tries to clean up it crashes him
This series is to good, I watch this while doing my homework because I obviously get good grades
Join the diss track war with SSundee and Crainer, get TryHardNinja involved in it too! LIKE IF YOU AGREE!
YES!!!! DO IT!!!!!! AND DISSTROY THEM!!!!!!
get what I did there?
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Ha
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Jordan- "It's pretty good, if not better than the one in Mianite"
Me- EEEEEEEEEh, that one did have the blessing of Ianite tho
Congratulations...
You just played yourself. -_-
If you were reallyyyy devious... you could have put lava above Alfred's head and then put a sign up that says "Be careful vain mining... someone you love may burn."
I'm just sitting here waiting for the face palm moment.... 😳
Jardon u fool, it one hit kills those guys in the xo grinder farm because they suffered a bunch of fall damage first.
Thing captain sparkles should do the rap thing with crainer and ssundee
Yeah, tinkers bows have been completely re-done... unfortunately. Sadly, there's no more 120+ hitting crossbows (at least, so far as I have been able to find)... On the plus side, there are some ways to get around the newly imposed limitations, provided you have the right combinations of mods installed. For instance, I am currently playing a custom pack that includes Tinkers Construct, IguanaTweaks, ExtraTiC, Extra Utilities, Thaumcraft, and Draconic Evolution. Utilizing a bit of a part-swapping exploit, you can craft a cleaver that hits for a whopping +79 attack BEFORE ever leveling! With a bit of luck, the attack could be even higher at master level...
Get a ton of clowns using safari nets and put them in someone's house
Virtual Zach Now That! Is a troll!
Virtual Zach he should do it to crainer' cause crainer has a big fear of clowns
Virtual Zach do i to crainer
Is seeing CaptainSparklez's reactions to Crainer and Ssundee's reaction to the trolls he pulls ever be a thing?
OMG ITS THE BOW OF BALANCE!!!!
OwlGamingStudio fBOW OF BALANCE*
A great troll would be to fill someone's house with the same block as their walls instead of filling it with obsidian so:
1. It's hard to find out which is a filler block and which is their wall, which will make them spend a ton of time on it
2. They can't vein mine unless they want to rebuild their walls
If you like this troll, please make sure to like it so he sees :D
someone tell Jardon that pink slime bow arms manyullyn mid part and flamestring bow with enderium tipped arrows do rougly 80 hearts of dmg
make an invisible maze in someone's house
the fact that Jordan planned on making the ancient teleporter blueprint on Crainer's base rather than making it outside in the wilderness and has more space, it's genius and funny at the same time😂😂😂😂.... I've been watching TrollCraft since the beginning of the series, and now this is my 10th time watching it. Still, hoping for season 2
Never say never lol
I guess Sparkles doesn't know that Crainer and
Ian play Sky Factory and use a new portal every other
episode.
I think I know another troll for the dimension. You can place ghost blocks on his floor right. Then he falls into them into a portal gun portal. This teleports him there, but like the first attempt he triggers a pressure plate. This moves a piston connected to the portal and traps him. Just put him near the exit so he temporarily freaks out.
You may have to go without a portal gun for 1 episode though :(
You gotta use paper to max out damage :p
Put cobble into the compressor and then go to the Deep Dark.
Who's Myself? Is he a person?
Is he even a male?
Is he even the guy who made this map he made the island are you Spohn then top and the only way to get down there is the can't get down there because the only way to probably get down there is do you Sam Stompie and squishy got the snap and it's a little different than yours because ours is different or because their their stuff where they get is in chest so they can take diamonds but they don't so I would you San Diego unlike knock it down in the lobby and then jump on the set in brick and brick in the make a pathway to get Lala yeah that's what they're trying to do?
The rumours of a volcano eruption may or may not be true, but just in case, you should move your base again with the Archimedes Ship mod (for the separate house just put a helm on them and move it all into one vessel)
look, yo arrows and shit are dope, but make a longbow. it bad better range and better damage.
Personally, I use a javelin. It does high damage and if I accidentally drop my sword, I can use it instead.
However, I'm planning on changing my weapons to Ars Magica spells. Is this a good idea?
"if i accidentally drop my sword"
and how, pray tell, how does one accomplish this?
I am the Guy without a Life
I have VERY SEVERE butterfingers.
My hand occasionally slips to 'Q' as I'm moving forwards or pressing 1.
Gui Shark now that i think about it, when my keybinds are reset i do that 5 times a minute. i have e as sprint so i can just hold w and e to run and q as inventory
I am the Guy without a Life
And my god, it's happened before as I traveled an ocean. AND I DIDN'T NOTICE IT UNTIL I WAS ON THE OTHER SIDE.
Jardon You FOOOL, the arrows you had in Mianite (RIP 😞) were creative arrows that Ianite made for you!
Can people please stop the "Last time I was this early...", "I'm early lemme' think of a joke", "first", "nobody cares that you're "first"" and all other overused phrases
Daniel Peters first
Manyunicornllamas I'm early lemme think of a joke... last time I was this early, I was first.
Manyunicornllamas damn it feels good to be a gangster
Daniel Peters first
If you ask the internet to stop something they will do it 10x more
I love these series so far
You forget, you had creative modifiers on them
ha, nope.
I believe Eric is talking about the Mianite shortbow... Ya know, the one our gracious Lady Ianite gave him?
Bob Less ohhhhh XD I thought he meant he used them. . .
Most likely did cause I tried replicating the bow and was unable to, without the use of creative modifiers.
I replicated it just fine? Do you just use t-con classic alone without the additonal mods?
And now the dimensional trolls finally begin! This is a good day in #trollcraft. What will be at the other side of anyone's portals? Hopefully we'll get to see some really classic time bombs this way/
Make your base solid air
you should switch to a signalum crossbow. It's much more powerful, and quick. Make sure to have enderium bots, and an enderium cleaver or cutlass. Use slime fletching for accuracy
CAPTAIN SPARKLEZ!! IT WOULD MEAN SO MUCH TO ME AND PROBABLY ALL YOUR FANS IF YOU DISCUSSED THIS IN A VID! will we ever get mianite back!? for a lot of us it's our favorite thing!! mianite needed another season! in my opinion it could have so many more too!! we miss having you Jerome, Sonya, deckland!! even syndicate! we want you to play together again!! we want you to add more mods and more story and just come back!!™😰😰😏😏😇
Savanna Rose Henhas, in almost 10 vids and streams. It's beyond his control so stop bugging him about it
Savanna Rose he has*
Alec Pearson no need to be rude I wasn't aware. besides he gets thousands of comments he prob wont see mine. good job, you solved nothing
mianite was technically syndicates idea and since syndicate does vlogs now and most likely wont be doing minecraft anymore jordan has confirmed himself that it will probably not come back
Jordan, did you ever realize that it was probably the ender chest you set up to siphon diamonds that allowed the cobble to be pumped into your system?
Strange... 20 views, 72 likes and one dislike
I know, so weird, why would anyone dislike?
ossi_ XD true
It's not strange. It's resource management, views aren't updated dynamically, and likes are, this saves on resources cause views come in faster then likes and would take more processing power to constantly update. Also you can like a video before watching enough to count as a view.
loftLLC
THANK YOU
Crossbows are actually a lot better; they shoot farther, faster, and hit much, MUCH harder through armor. It's best to make the body out of Manyullin and the limbs out of either Slime or Plastic.
can you play trollcraft every day and do 2 video every day 1 trollcraft and a noter one like if you wont this 👍
He used the ender chest you put in order to get his enderman essence, to transport the cobblestone to your ME system
Who came here from the animation?
The Bro me
CaptainSparklez you make great videos and I subscribed
can't believe he never knew that ssundee was taking all of his items with the ghost blocks
Just for fun, and later use, Octuple Cobblestone can be smelted into Bedrockium.