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  • @darkeneddaylight5422
    @darkeneddaylight5422 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4578

    The main joke Mark got from this game was Greg saying "Fuck it so muuuuuch!"

  • @ashjyne
    @ashjyne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8125

    i feel like the real jump scares are the phone calls bruh anna’s ringtone is something else

  • @artiststrashcan2542
    @artiststrashcan2542 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6069

    Man the scariest part about those noises is how they always sound like they're coming from my right, which is where my window is

    • @xxxlil_uvu_yoyoxxx6366
      @xxxlil_uvu_yoyoxxx6366 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      My window is on my right too!

    • @thejayswordgaming7645
      @thejayswordgaming7645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      rotate

    • @artiststrashcan2542
      @artiststrashcan2542 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      @@thejayswordgaming7645 oh geez thanks I didn't even think of that let me just set my laptop on the floor and hunch over in my chair to stare at it

    • @thejayswordgaming7645
      @thejayswordgaming7645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@artiststrashcan2542 you are welcome

    • @pangiecake
      @pangiecake 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Turn around then lol

  • @JasonBarrettePiano
    @JasonBarrettePiano 2 ปีที่แล้ว +848

    Mark: “That seems important…I should write this down…”
    Also Mark: writes nothing down

  • @d4f1sheh24
    @d4f1sheh24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13401

    I love how Markiplier and Jacksepticeye both loved the "Fuck it so much" line

    • @pwrsocket
      @pwrsocket 3 ปีที่แล้ว +490

      Err... FFFFUUUCCCKKK IS sOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCHHHH!!!!

    • @sadcatproductions3853
      @sadcatproductions3853 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      FUCK IT SOOOOO MUCH!!!!

    • @lillianahannan8247
      @lillianahannan8247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +224

      They LOOOVED IT SOOO MUUUUUUCH

    • @blipblop1112
      @blipblop1112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      This game was a masterpiece

    • @violet.42
      @violet.42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      fuuUUCKK IT SOO MUUUAUUCH!

  • @kanikamelvin2347
    @kanikamelvin2347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7617

    Imagine the whole entire time the knocking at the door was Anna wanting her phone back

    • @clayton8153
      @clayton8153 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      i thougth that

    • @hyxperx4380
      @hyxperx4380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +228

      that would be cool But I hate the sounds im in the dark and it sounds like it is coming from my room

    • @airisnurlailif.7882
      @airisnurlailif.7882 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      That-s impresive... i think...😂

    • @shirtposting
      @shirtposting 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      then damn girl has some freaky stuff on her phone

    • @blipblop1112
      @blipblop1112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Also, why was iris not speaking to the player??

  • @user-io8bp9uo9v
    @user-io8bp9uo9v 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3987

    "If you see this, don’t come find me."
    Mark: *I think she wants us to not find her.*

    • @paxelated876
      @paxelated876 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      mark is the true empath

    • @catcat365
      @catcat365 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Welp that's too bad- **looks for anna**

    • @tiptopneptune21
      @tiptopneptune21 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Just ends it at 1:50

    • @duck_____
      @duck_____ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Mark (an empath): I think she wants us not to find her.

    • @farelegy57
      @farelegy57 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      *roll credits*

  • @thescholarsjourney661
    @thescholarsjourney661 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2858

    Fun fact: the term "Simulacra" is the plural of "Similacrum", which actually means a copy of someone. It looks and acts like them, but it's completely soulless. As someone who knew what the term meant before starting to watch this, it was extremely fun figuring things out way faster than Mark

    • @gadoplays8478
      @gadoplays8478 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      ...like doppelganger / alternates from mandela catalogue?

    • @thescholarsjourney661
      @thescholarsjourney661 2 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      @@gadoplays8478 Yeah, kind of. The technical definition just says it's a replacement, but for anyone who's played D&D or similar games, that's definitely the kind of connotation.

    • @aziatouchsilent8507
      @aziatouchsilent8507 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Illusions

    • @unconventionaltv8285
      @unconventionaltv8285 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Came here to say the exact same thing 😄

    • @Maryroselan
      @Maryroselan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      " As someone who knew what the term meant before starting to watch this, it was extremely fun figuring things out way faster than Mark" r/iamverysmart

  • @cherbonbon
    @cherbonbon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5178

    “What is your favorite movie ?”
    mark: uHH TIDDIE SPRINKLES

    • @antizoom6855
      @antizoom6855 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Morgan freeman meme reference lol

    • @je_remy555
      @je_remy555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I-Okay

    • @Justme-zy2id
      @Justme-zy2id 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yes yes indeed lol

    • @imthedudewhoasked6325
      @imthedudewhoasked6325 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@je_remy555 why do you girls always say I-

    • @andyouare266
      @andyouare266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      But what's your favorite scary movie?

  • @bashfulbob6039
    @bashfulbob6039 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9925

    Mark: don’t be a jumpsca-
    Taylor: *starts singing*
    Mark in his head: this is worse than any jumpscare
    57:06

    • @AlexAndPawz
      @AlexAndPawz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      pffft-

    • @salsabeelakhazir6531
      @salsabeelakhazir6531 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      lol
      mind: HAKAKAJAJAJWU27828272UWYSGSHSHSHSHSHHSJJAHAHAHHAA

    • @---fd4kr
      @---fd4kr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      *e g g*

    • @oddpeltaka3482
      @oddpeltaka3482 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@---fd4kr *e g g*

    • @---fd4kr
      @---fd4kr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ~y e s~

  • @Starlit_Onion
    @Starlit_Onion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4058

    The person in this game with Anna's phone should become a full time detective or something. His ability to find all this info with not that much trouble is amazing.

    • @HanzoHasashi2108
      @HanzoHasashi2108 3 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      I mean in Simulacra 2 you are a detective.I think.

    • @squidpw6493
      @squidpw6493 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@HanzoHasashi2108 you have a choice between journalist and detective

    • @HanzoHasashi2108
      @HanzoHasashi2108 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@squidpw6493 Well you could be a detective, so what I said is half true.

    • @squidpw6493
      @squidpw6493 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@HanzoHasashi2108 yes but just wanted to make sure you know :)

    • @HanzoHasashi2108
      @HanzoHasashi2108 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@squidpw6493 Oh I knew just kinda forgot about the choice thing but remember the detective thing.

  • @ichmagessen
    @ichmagessen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2373

    studying: ❌
    watching an old Markiplier video: ✅

    • @reyy0013
      @reyy0013 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      SAME istg😫😫

    • @kenziewittkopf9526
      @kenziewittkopf9526 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Lol 😂 same here. I have three finals to finish 😅 but I guess I can do it tomorrow lol 😂

    • @oh_yum
      @oh_yum 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      My 3 missing assignments due the next day: "Hi"
      Me at 3am who was gonna get out of bed: *"AAÃÂĀÀÁÅÅÃÂÁÅĀ"*

    • @christophersun
      @christophersun 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      SAMEEEEE

    • @ashbanayat2683
      @ashbanayat2683 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lamo same

  • @loeqib
    @loeqib 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4369

    Every single ringtone or sound on this phone is absolutely terrifying.

    • @cassidyconroy4101
      @cassidyconroy4101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Thank you for saying what needs to be said

    • @naiakay6022
      @naiakay6022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      I shat myself when it was all quiet then the ringtone was in my god damn ear

    • @zerobro44
      @zerobro44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      it was terrifying.

    • @kiz6962
      @kiz6962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      How-

    • @pomegrenady8940
      @pomegrenady8940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I'm terrified, thanks for stating the truth

  • @monkeyslayer2183
    @monkeyslayer2183 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5971

    Me: Wow mark isnt swearing too much.
    Greg: Hold my phone.

    • @ice_ollie
      @ice_ollie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      Greg: starts swearing
      Mark every time he thinks of Greg: FFFFFUUUUCCKKEEEDDDD FFFFUUUCCK FFFFUUUCCK

    • @generalkenobi4509
      @generalkenobi4509 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK IT SO MUAAACH!"

    • @danih6170
      @danih6170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      No no, -Greg: Hold Anna’s phone.

    • @Flimsssy
      @Flimsssy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      =-=

    • @notstephen4225
      @notstephen4225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Is that a pun?

  • @YishRetlin
    @YishRetlin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +433

    "Someone give me a truth machete so I can cut my way through the lie jungle!"
    -- Markiplier 2018

    • @conciliatory
      @conciliatory ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I just read this comment when markiplier said this simultaneously lol

  • @pinkpineapple6964
    @pinkpineapple6964 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7858

    jacksepticeye playing simulacra: *tries his best, is serious*
    markiplier playing simulacra: toBUSCus

    • @NDJunction
      @NDJunction 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Is Jack's Greg the same from Night in the woods?

    • @wormeater
      @wormeater 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Danger QD what?

    • @borhannjk56
      @borhannjk56 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      That's why mark is more enjoyable to watch

    • @ScoobertvrSnackGuy
      @ScoobertvrSnackGuy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      HAHAHAHA🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

    • @FlittaLink
      @FlittaLink 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Mark is being smart though is some situation

  • @mr.radberry7584
    @mr.radberry7584 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3546

    Gregs call sounds like a badly made anime english dub when someone is yelling.

    • @shadowenderscar
      @shadowenderscar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      I was thinking literally the exact same thing

    • @peeko727
      @peeko727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I would like the comment but it is at 69 so yea XD

    • @elizabethafton8804
      @elizabethafton8804 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mr. RadBerry :>

    • @windowsxpmemesandstufflol
      @windowsxpmemesandstufflol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Who’s T-Series it sounds familiar

    • @trashchannel7749
      @trashchannel7749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It sounds like a bootleg version of Ryuji from Persona5

  • @elisabetrouge
    @elisabetrouge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4996

    Me: Merv is a perfect creep name
    Mark: Merv the perv
    Me: It just got better

    • @jameswent48
      @jameswent48 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No one cares

    • @elisabetrouge
      @elisabetrouge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      @@jameswent48 Then why bother leaving a reply? You wasted your own time, my guy.

    • @Steveman27
      @Steveman27 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@elisabetrouge How the fuck else are they supposed to say no one cares?

    • @elisabetrouge
      @elisabetrouge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      @@Steveman27 They could have just not said anything and moved on. Shocking I know. They could go watch something else that they do care about.

    • @letsalljustcalmdown1359
      @letsalljustcalmdown1359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@jameswent48 The fucking irony! Nobody cares? No YOU care!

  • @Hey0_Ari
    @Hey0_Ari 2 ปีที่แล้ว +898

    :Spoiler:
    Did anyone notice anna's background of herself kept changing? she had her eyes closed as well as her mouth at the start (at roughly 2:25) then crazy things happened and she opened her eyes (roughly 57:42) then she smiles around 2:03:14.
    ... The "YOUR PHONE IS WATCHING YOU" title is very fitting
    edit: HOLY THIS IS THE MOST LIKES IV EVER GOTTEN-

    • @r-shu
      @r-shu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I noticed

    • @ouncerton
      @ouncerton 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      and true lol

    • @ouncerton
      @ouncerton 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      2:02:34

    • @thomasotero8228
      @thomasotero8228 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      The phone anna was the simulacra watching you, the "copy" of Anna. Because it watched your every step the whole time trying to divert you.

    • @itsthejavavoid
      @itsthejavavoid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wooooah wait thanks for this

  • @ItsMeJessy96
    @ItsMeJessy96 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1913

    Random person: "Can i touch your hair"?
    Mark: YeS I CaN ToUcH MY HaIRRR

    • @TheMarkhickey
      @TheMarkhickey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      WTF DID I LAUGH SO MUCH WHEN I SAW THIS COMMENT!??😂😂😂

    • @moonl0verr
      @moonl0verr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂😂

    • @subswithnovideoschalleng-et8cr
      @subswithnovideoschalleng-et8cr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You have been an obedient chicken nugget... for today

  • @MsThaku
    @MsThaku 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1968

    Greg: Her laptop is warm...
    Also Greg: *I* *didn't* *touch* *anything* !!!

    • @thatnoctutnallizard4600
      @thatnoctutnallizard4600 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Mark:oki doki

    • @pinco7494
      @pinco7494 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      :Also mark big Brian time

    • @icedtea_6108
      @icedtea_6108 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      If Anna placed a detonative charge under the laptop battery and you could activate it thourgh her phone, I would so do that.

    • @laughingw7005
      @laughingw7005 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      *clap* *clap* BOI

    • @kacpernap2863
      @kacpernap2863 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      If you didn't touch it,
      *THEN HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU KNOW IT WAS WARM*

  • @luckyaim1543
    @luckyaim1543 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1088

    Its the small things that make this game creepy. Like the whispering, the door knocking, the background of the phone changing, etc. All of it is just pure greatness and I love the scariness of it!

    • @s0lacee
      @s0lacee 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The background?

    • @luckyaim1543
      @luckyaim1543 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@s0lacee the wallpaper of the phone

    • @JaidenConnors
      @JaidenConnors 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Also the ringtone and the small but noticable glitchs

    • @franbow984
      @franbow984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I love ambiance like that in horror, sets the mood more than jumpscares in games for me tbh...unless you rarely use jumpscares and use them perfectly, they become recycled and the initial scare wears off real quick, and can kinda ruin a game's experience if it relies solely on jumpscares...

    • @franbow984
      @franbow984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@s0lacee Anna's wallpaper photo changes a few times throughout the game.

  • @benfletcher8100
    @benfletcher8100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    Jack after hearing knocking: What the fuck was that?!
    Mark after hearing knocking: Huh, weird, anyway

    • @a.Nobody..Ra1n
      @a.Nobody..Ra1n ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Mark is funny as hell and i love how he js acted like the knocks happen everyday🤣

    • @OmegaLesPaul
      @OmegaLesPaul 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@a.Nobody..Ra1n Dude holy shit watching this late at night and 2:11:05 gave me a god damn heart attack

    • @Ishouldreallybeasleep
      @Ishouldreallybeasleep 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The knocking scared the shit out of me lol, I thought someone was knocking on my window

  • @tokocold
    @tokocold 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2111

    I didn’t notice this at first, but the weird sounds Greg hears when he’s at Anna’s house is actually the simulacrum talking. You can barely hear it, but they’re saying, “I am you, and you are us. We will never be separated” timestamp: 42:24

    • @kallievandermerwe1168
      @kallievandermerwe1168 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Right i also heard simulacrum say it

    • @christianparrish6647
      @christianparrish6647 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      actually it's I am you, and you are I. we will never be separated.

    • @tokocold
      @tokocold 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@christianparrish6647 close enough bruh

    • @knk4736
      @knk4736 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ohh

    • @sekaiademchemseddine2609
      @sekaiademchemseddine2609 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Man that's why china re makes society and then THE FRICKING USA just throw it in the dumbster

  • @justadude6034
    @justadude6034 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4429

    Character: *being a detector and trying to find anna*
    Mark: *roleplaying as a nurse with her online lover*

    • @Handles-Are-A-Stupid-Idea
      @Handles-Are-A-Stupid-Idea 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      "detector"

    • @justadude6034
      @justadude6034 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@Handles-Are-A-Stupid-Idea PAHAHA I JUST NOTICED

    • @loganthirtyacreswide
      @loganthirtyacreswide 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@justadude6034 youre so funny

    • @justadude6034
      @justadude6034 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@loganthirtyacreswide is that sarcastic or

    • @Senku77
      @Senku77 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@justadude6034 pahaha ur funny

  • @juliuscrevil2790
    @juliuscrevil2790 3 ปีที่แล้ว +596

    i actually tought this would be a smart ingenious psicological horror game where everything slightly gets creepier but not even 2 minutes in and this game is throwing jumpscares going apeshit.
    10/10

  • @DumbPlumber
    @DumbPlumber 2 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    I love the about section Mark creates for the new spark profile at 2:22:30. It’s easily a very underrated moment in this video.

  • @wnt3rzer093
    @wnt3rzer093 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1435

    I just realized that the noises from anna's apartment at 42:27 said" I am you, as you am I. we will never be separated." THAT IS INSANE

    • @pluv-ia
      @pluv-ia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      We are venom

    • @Zero.timelord
      @Zero.timelord 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It freaked me oouutt

    • @sedinmasettoe6317
      @sedinmasettoe6317 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      wow how did you decipher that?

    • @kaijuteeth
      @kaijuteeth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@sedinmasettoe6317 its a bit rough but you van hear it even through the distortion

    • @wnt3rzer093
      @wnt3rzer093 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@sedinmasettoe6317 I’ve watched a couple playthoughs to see others different reactions to the game and most of them were talking over it so I’m just now finding this listing closely when mark wasn’t taking😅

  • @Ashleycj
    @Ashleycj 6 ปีที่แล้ว +470

    Greg: "Are you calling me a liar?"
    Me: "Well I ain't calling you a truther!"

    • @m3gaowo131
      @m3gaowo131 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ashley J DRAKE AND JOSH!

    • @kquupk
      @kquupk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YES

    • @HaenBNS
      @HaenBNS 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      230th like PD

    • @lonelygamer2539
      @lonelygamer2539 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Do dab

    • @SpinalWall16589
      @SpinalWall16589 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Best reference ever. 10/10

  • @hahano2022
    @hahano2022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22276

    People watching this on their phone: "this is fine"

    • @fnaffangirl123
      @fnaffangirl123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +310

      Me

    • @jacobfuemmeler4604
      @jacobfuemmeler4604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +590

      Im watching this on my phone and i am very scared

    • @annaaizone6714
      @annaaizone6714 4 ปีที่แล้ว +686

      Yeah this is fine☺. I'm watching this on my phone too. And I'm home alone, plus my english name is Anna. I'm scared lol
      Edit: Lmao not y'all still replying

    • @UnknownPerson-cl3ew
      @UnknownPerson-cl3ew 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      Bruh if she appeared on my phone I’d yeet it out of existence and if it comes back burn in the pits of hell

    • @blepbutreal
      @blepbutreal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      lol

  • @whisperingfrog3789
    @whisperingfrog3789 2 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    “someone give me a truth machete so i can cut through this jungle of lies” is officially the best inspirational quote i’ve heard all day

  • @loserdog
    @loserdog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1811

    Text- "I'm not Anna right now"
    Mark- "...is this some weird rp thing?"
    Taylor- "Role playing? I like it"
    Mark- "Aw shi-" *wheezes* "God dammit"
    Also Mark- "I'lL bE yOuR nUrSe FoR tOnIgHt BaBiE"

    • @sparksimulacrum9949
      @sparksimulacrum9949 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Should have deleted him.

    • @tehchickennuggetduck7746
      @tehchickennuggetduck7746 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Spark Simulacrum ?delete?
      *DDLC flashbacks*

    • @ensuifish
      @ensuifish 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      TehChickennuggetduck
      J u s t M o n i k a : )

    • @JadeTechna
      @JadeTechna 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Amiya Becker time stamp?

    • @charaimposter8284
      @charaimposter8284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ensuifish FUCK MONKIA SHE WANT STEAL MY SPOTLIGHT

  • @Uub27
    @Uub27 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3411

    Why do I actually imagine murv being an owl

    • @loadingfur9191
      @loadingfur9191 5 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      'Cuz *Murv* is an owl name. I will get an owl and name it Murv. Updates soon.
      Edit: I got an owl and named it Murv. Then it harassed me so I had to file a report ab it.

    • @giuliaangrypotato1534
      @giuliaangrypotato1534 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      We are on the same page

    • @namanh_69
      @namanh_69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LMFAO SAME 😂😂😂

    • @Andrewsbasement
      @Andrewsbasement 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Idk

    • @kayab1460
      @kayab1460 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@loadingfur9191 did you get that owl yet

  • @thedemonunderyourbed3587
    @thedemonunderyourbed3587 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3111

    Jack when James suicides: HOLY FUCK-
    Markiplier: Okie dokie, well that sucks.

    • @trishasvidsnstuff
      @trishasvidsnstuff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      yeah... it's kinda easy to see that he stopped caring about this game at around hour 2. shame.

    • @waphhho
      @waphhho 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@trishasvidsnstuff Why do you think he stopped?

    • @waphhho
      @waphhho 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @Cinzia Pallai He just said what happened he didn't disrespect any1 bro.

    • @ImTheLagKing666
      @ImTheLagKing666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      cmon man dont spoil the game

    • @TheGamerdude125
      @TheGamerdude125 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @Zuko The Banished Prince why are you reading comments of a 2 hours video and not expect spoilers

  • @whatsername3940
    @whatsername3940 2 ปีที่แล้ว +798

    Mark, disgusted and confused by the sexual harassment on the dating app:** "Is this what girls have to go through every single day?"
    *Pretty much, Mark. Pretty much.*

    • @minecrafterIVI
      @minecrafterIVI 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Not gonna lie that profile pic is sick

    • @whatsername3940
      @whatsername3940 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@minecrafterIVI Mine? Why thank you!

    • @luisgalizien
      @luisgalizien ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I am genuinely confused why you try out dating apps at all then.

    • @peanutpie8826
      @peanutpie8826 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@luisgalizien to find partners?

    • @luisgalizien
      @luisgalizien ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@peanutpie8826 You can do that irl. No need to get harrassed constantly.

  • @theomezzomo8975
    @theomezzomo8975 2 ปีที่แล้ว +812

    For me the most scary part in Simulacra will be the log in part, the rest of the game is creepy, don't get me wrong, but something about this specific part is so terrifying to me, specially when it says "too bad for Anna then", that just give chills all over my spine and fills me with a sense of dread

    • @jme7046
      @jme7046 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      reminds me of the wattson-scott test

    • @Lovioxking
      @Lovioxking 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I honestly thought someone was banging on the walls when I heard the knocking noises, they did very well on the audio

    • @bumbabees
      @bumbabees ปีที่แล้ว +10

      i felt the exact same way. as a horror nerd, i find it so gratifying when a simple line alone is able to elicit such paranoia and dread. its so simple, but its _so_ effective. im reading this secondhand in the early morning with a disney movie on in the background, and it _still_ made me take a glance around the room im in real quick. good shit man.

    • @eyeruscat9439
      @eyeruscat9439 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah. I have no idea how or why, but after watching a bunch of different Playthru‘s of this game multiple times over the past few years, I’m just now noticing that line. I have no clue how I missed it, but it hit me hard when I heard it.

  • @OnAHeroicMission
    @OnAHeroicMission 4 ปีที่แล้ว +724

    Greg: "What's her cats full name?!"
    Mark: "UHHHH TOBUSCUS?????"

    • @em5345-
      @em5345- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Probably did it for TH-cam people from late-2000s to early-2010s.
      Markiplier is amazing.

    • @bredfromtheratkingdom9304
      @bredfromtheratkingdom9304 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Prob Tobias

    • @isaiahhammond5933
      @isaiahhammond5933 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      i already know its tobius didnt even have to look back in vid, in photos it said real name so i had no idea who toby was

    • @mattybear312
      @mattybear312 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *nugget in a biscuit intensifies*

  • @aurora.lis956
    @aurora.lis956 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3335

    as unfortunate as it is, anna trying to report murv for sexual harassment and having her boss ‘recommend’ that she don’t go through with the report is all too real. especially bc even though she (aka mark in this scenario) chooses to get justice and not let it slide she’s punished and threatened by her boss regardless. there’s really no winning in this kind of situation :(

    • @corvespid4925
      @corvespid4925 2 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      I mean, that's basically what MeToo started with and still runs heavily off of. The best solution for the dilemma you describe is to prevent it from existing (catch-22), which requires greater cultural and sociopolitical change than a single person can reasonably affect alone.
      If not much else, a lot of companies are at least hearing how common it actually is... and more importantly (from their perspective), that a lot of us don't want to give any of our money to companies that "ascend" by traumatizing and abusing people, sexually or otherwise. It's not enough, but it's movement.

    • @theosanchez2996
      @theosanchez2996 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      I had almost that exact thing happened but I got lucky with it. My coworker was being a complete pig towards women who came into the gym and basically women in general treating them as objects and talking to them as lesser. Don't forget the sprinkle of racism on top of that. I called him out and told him it was unacceptable, he argued with me for 30 minutes about it trying to justify his behaviours before eventually just giving up and telling me to f*ck off. I reported him 5 separate times to my general manager with visual proof of this guy's actions and I was told each time to "leave him alone" that management will "handle it". So I got the number to hr and to my reginal manager and threatened my gm with reporting him also so he pulled his head out of the sand and made a report about the coworker. In the end my reginal was a woman so when she confronted the coworker he told her to f*ck off, eat sh*t, and d*e. Tried to vaguely threaten me as well as throwing his uniform shirt at the reginal he stormed out of the building and kicked down our sign on his way past it. But three of the males that still work with me have contact with the coworker and he tells them all the time about how great they were and how it was the reginal and all the other women that were just b*tches to him.

    • @nanifa6082
      @nanifa6082 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      First off, would like to note that (sexual) harrassment is completely case by case, and this is mainly FOR and ONLY for scenarios like Anna/Murv... choosing NOT to go through with it is still a win.
      1. Boss isn't upset and is thankful (to some extents).
      2. Boss has higher chance on approving her study leave.
      3. Her boss says he will have a talk with Murv, so we can assume that Murv will then have a target painted on his back so he will no longer sexually harass her or other female coworkers.
      4. Even if 1-3 do not end up well, she can blackmail the boss about reporting Murv and causing a scandal.
      5. She CAN still report via Elizabeth AFTER the deal goes through, since Elizabeth clearly states that she will let the report through AND WON'T BLOCK IT.
      she has such power plays over this, so why sacrifice so much potential profit over justice for only herself (as far as we know). Point 5 still lets her get her justice, this isn't murder or kiddy diddling, it CAN literally wait.

    • @suzyb1984
      @suzyb1984 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Mark being sad when he saw how few people reported Murv's harassment when he saw the statistics made me wish more men were like Mark

    • @savannahholland9125
      @savannahholland9125 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@nanifa6082 this is extremely naive, shows you’ve never been in this situation and don’t understand how disgusting it is

  • @Vextiion
    @Vextiion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    Even if it’s 4 years ago I’m still watching 2 hours of mark playing a single horror game

    • @NylaTheWolf
      @NylaTheWolf 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Here 5 years later 💪🏻

  • @skittleez3612
    @skittleez3612 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2591

    Anna's gonna be pissed once she finds her profile has been changed like that lmaoo-

    • @catpng8150
      @catpng8150 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      "WHAT THE F**K HAPPENED TO MY PROFILE PIC!?"

    • @ubbles5174
      @ubbles5174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      @@catpng8150 "AND WHY IS MY NAME SQUORP WHO WORKS AT AN UNDERGRAD AT YOUR MOM'S HOUSE?!"

    • @sir_hax_iii3651
      @sir_hax_iii3651 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Joshua McMillin hey, it’s markiplier

    • @altsc
      @altsc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think she has been dead for a while, or tron

    • @J4CKS0N_D34R3ST
      @J4CKS0N_D34R3ST 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      She just revives to get annoyed at him

  • @failedconnect32
    @failedconnect32 4 ปีที่แล้ว +813

    Im gonna get that ringtone, cant wait to have a heart attack every time I get called

    • @greteq98
      @greteq98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      The Mr. Muffin i think i'm gonna do the same ngl. 😌✨✨

    • @meiiwatanitheultimateloser6162
      @meiiwatanitheultimateloser6162 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Kokichi Ouma me too🤩🤩

    • @TheStegosaurus_
      @TheStegosaurus_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Actually i kinda love the ringtone

    • @gold3nash556
      @gold3nash556 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Lance Yabut if you dont wanna have heart attacks dont watch scary vids im avoiding scary vids rn and if i get scared ill just laugh at it

    • @gold3nash556
      @gold3nash556 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Lance Yabut oh i get it

  • @jovanyperez8273
    @jovanyperez8273 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2634

    Mark: “Are you calling me a liar?”
    Me: I ain’t calling you a truther!

  • @koolguyN
    @koolguyN 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    I know this video is 4 years old but I felt like telling everyone that I have a semi-annual rewatch of this in winter after shoveling driveways for money and drinking hot chocolate. It works very well for this. So does Jacks playthrough.

  • @TheHammy1987
    @TheHammy1987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +618

    "You and 36 % reported the sexual harrassment" - "Oh that is too low!" --THANK YOU, my thought exactly!

  • @castielrin1412
    @castielrin1412 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3577

    when Greg said "you callin' me a liar" i said "i aint callin you a truther"

    • @RachelLong
      @RachelLong 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Castiel Rin thank fuck I wasn't the only one

    • @luuk2046
      @luuk2046 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hahaha

    • @Groot459_
      @Groot459_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Castiel Rin lol

    • @Lem7r-03
      @Lem7r-03 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Tris NX yeah you are

    • @Lem7r-03
      @Lem7r-03 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      evan martin lol

  • @LegallyCrow
    @LegallyCrow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4798

    This playthrough stressed me out beyond human comprehension when he put "Tobuscus" instead of "Tobias" I actually lost literally 95% of my braincells and three years off of my life

    • @daniiiqwq
      @daniiiqwq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Oc Mania IKR

    • @TylerDaSaint
      @TylerDaSaint 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      lmao i thought it was gonna work i was so hoping it was

    • @brodybru7585
      @brodybru7585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Oc Mania ok

    • @moonl0verr
      @moonl0verr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Lmao
      I kept on screaming Tobias in my livingroom 😂

    • @therealmajin4254
      @therealmajin4254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      He is just rushing through it lowkey that stuff got me hella stressed :/ then when watching doom eternal he fucked up even more lol

  • @njkirshberger
    @njkirshberger 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    the fact that the wallpaper pic changed from looking down to staring at you after the reset was such a subtle scary move

  • @unl0vedblues126
    @unl0vedblues126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8863

    Me: **sitting in the dark**
    The game: **knocks**
    Mark: What the fuck-
    Both me and mark: **checks our doors**

    • @virtzrl
      @virtzrl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Lmao that was the funniest thing apart from Greg voice log. "The fuck was that??"

    • @kagemushashien8394
      @kagemushashien8394 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Knock knock.

    • @barr3307
      @barr3307 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      That got me so scared

    • @purplestickyyum
      @purplestickyyum 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Some guy tried to break into my home via the window in my room recently and the knocking scared me so much

    • @mmua7625
      @mmua7625 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Surround sound made it worse

  • @kimchilange1541
    @kimchilange1541 4 ปีที่แล้ว +566

    Sean: Takes this seriously and looks up what Simulacrum means for a better understanding of whats happening
    Mark: SQUORF

    • @jw5386
      @jw5386 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Makes the 2 experiences _unique_

    • @dxrkness4802
      @dxrkness4802 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Jordan Hobbs It was an easter egg, it was confirmed, but why the hell would they add that?

  • @candyskiies1128
    @candyskiies1128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +974

    Mark legit posting a 2hr 40 min video of a phone game whilst other gaming yts will post 10 minutes then never play it again, gotta respect this man for his commitment

    • @french_fry-singer9251
      @french_fry-singer9251 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Too bad he didn’t actually pay attention to the game, like normal. Based off of how much jacksepticeye got into it, i think mark would have actually liked it more if he actually got into it or payed attention to it at all.

    • @nevermind3421
      @nevermind3421 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I know right, I love Dashiegames but I wish he completed games 😭😭😫

  • @raymond9202
    @raymond9202 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    i love when mark scolds the video game for making noises out of nowhere and it listens to him

  • @kingcookie9777
    @kingcookie9777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +712

    I like how the voice instantly makes him think of darkiplier

    •  4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It bad

    • @mynameisamsyar5183
      @mynameisamsyar5183 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well I hope no Indonesian going to claim this because it was Malaysian made games😂😂😂😂

    • @onziz2376
      @onziz2376 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dankiplier hehe

    • @onziz2376
      @onziz2376 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rtheawesomegm I really don’t think so.

    • @snappedfoil
      @snappedfoil 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@onziz2376 you are fuck

  • @yoshivillatoro2539
    @yoshivillatoro2539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    2:14:29 in the text it says dont trust your water pipes and in the speech of Taylor you can hear water pipes in the background
    Edit: for people asking in the replies the time stamp is 2:13:05 when it says don’t trust the water pipes

    • @kookaeedits8559
      @kookaeedits8559 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      bruh i never noticed it💀💀

    • @generalconcern7268
      @generalconcern7268 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I haven’t even watched much, but i’m sus of Taylor and I knew something was off about how he knew so much. Damn

    • @yoshivillatoro2539
      @yoshivillatoro2539 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@generalconcern7268 yeah

    • @duckduck6040
      @duckduck6040 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Spoiler :"0

    • @nccapricorn4412
      @nccapricorn4412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@yoshivillatoro2539 What time stamp was the text (not the voicemail)

  • @grubbabingo
    @grubbabingo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +583

    7:26 - Greg's famous line, you're welcome.

    • @wishingwell_333
      @wishingwell_333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      fuuuuuiCk it so MuuuUuuch

    • @sarahw6091
      @sarahw6091 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      god bless you

    • @grubbabingo
      @grubbabingo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@wishingwell_333 fuUUUckk it so MUCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHH

    • @laylarlg
      @laylarlg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I laughed at that so hard

    • @GalaxyDogenut
      @GalaxyDogenut 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *Bleep* this silent treatement sh-*bleep*!

  • @KeyTextStories
    @KeyTextStories 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    The noises in this game are freaking terrifying they sound like they are actually coming from your room its scary at 2:10:54 the tapping noise sounds like its actually coming from my wall like I litterly got so scared i turned on my lamp to see if anyone was in my room (0^0)

    • @nemui_kinoko
      @nemui_kinoko 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yeah, especially with headphones that messed me up so bad. also are you watching this because he uploaded gameplay of the second game?

    • @zgho
      @zgho 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@nemui_kinoko I perhaps may be

    • @nemui_kinoko
      @nemui_kinoko 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@zgho Haha same

  • @madison1730
    @madison1730 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3341

    Game: “what is Toby’s password”
    Me in my head: “1807”
    Mark: “I forgot it”

    • @zowcygan9616
      @zowcygan9616 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Birthday*
      Tobias is a Cat he don’t have a password. Anna has his birthday as a password.
      Tobias birthday = Annas password

    • @landothatman2345
      @landothatman2345 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@zowcygan9616 he doesn't* Anna's*

    • @3dblue255
      @3dblue255 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      or maybe he does

    • @thatafr0dude
      @thatafr0dude 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@landothatman2345 wouldn't

    • @elaskovtsov448
      @elaskovtsov448 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Madison Martell Literally yelled that at Mark over and over.

  • @joshuawest9561
    @joshuawest9561 6 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    Watching this with headphones, and the first knocking seriously made me pause the video and check the door. Then I had to back it up to make sure it was in the video. Kudos to the sound designer.

    • @lilymay2346
      @lilymay2346 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Same. I thought something knocked on the wall next to me and it scared me. Even Mark thought someone was actually knocking lol.

    • @umcThunder72
      @umcThunder72 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Joshua West it was the second knocking when he got up that got me

    • @eva-rosec.6025
      @eva-rosec.6025 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I know I was so scared!!

    • @bloodkeeper7809
      @bloodkeeper7809 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ikr I thought someone was knocking at my door.

    • @dreamiecoyote
      @dreamiecoyote 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My poor heart... headphones at 12 -1 in the morning... Seriously watch this with headphones on.. it will make you paranoid as ever. The sound is super clear, and living in an apartment I legit jumped thinking someone was knocking on my porch to the right of me. With the second knocking.

  • @breanna14250
    @breanna14250 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6149

    I love how Markiplier is like " So this is what women have to deal with on dating apps? Crappy one liners about sex?"
    Like yes all the time

    • @rheannayoung8666
      @rheannayoung8666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +222

      he said “cause I’m sorry” like me too man, me too

    • @Eevee860
      @Eevee860 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Men go through the same thing

    • @crows_are_superior4464
      @crows_are_superior4464 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      That’s why you shouldn’t use dating apps, or talk to strange men, or go out on dates, but still remain accessible to men, but also set boundaries but don’t be rude, but

    • @thatoneguy609
      @thatoneguy609 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Well, has it ever worked? You ever hear a sex one-liner that was just so clever and witty that you fell for him immediately?

    • @LilLeanne4810
      @LilLeanne4810 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It gets annoying like noooo ummm Bob your lewd jokes aren't funny

  • @thehoerscorral8565
    @thehoerscorral8565 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    35:15 I don't know why but I burst out laughing at Mark's tired "Oh god, memes..."

  • @silenthawk7024
    @silenthawk7024 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1093

    Phill: "Coolio"
    Mark: "God I hate you"
    I just busted out laughing

    • @coolworms7297
      @coolworms7297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      phil is singing gansta's paradise

  • @lalchemy7032
    @lalchemy7032 4 ปีที่แล้ว +562

    Mark: *Gives Aulner a ghost voice* Also Mark: “Why are you talking like a ghost?”

  • @sillycat7447
    @sillycat7447 4 ปีที่แล้ว +566

    girl: **goes missing*
    markiplier: im about to end this man's whole relationship

    • @cloroxbleach8023
      @cloroxbleach8023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Good Joke You Got There!

    • @retr0183_
      @retr0183_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol, too bad she’s gone :/

    • @stegosaurus1299
      @stegosaurus1299 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmaooo 😂😂😂

    • @itsgoofymf7685
      @itsgoofymf7685 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      So it’s a girl and boy! I knew it!

  • @bluem.9530
    @bluem.9530 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The premise of this game is cool, and the mechanics and scares are neat, but god the *writing.* The dialogue and interactions feel like they're written by someone who's never met an actual human being in their life

  • @rosem.3707
    @rosem.3707 5 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    jack during the restart of the phone: actually thinking about what is given to him
    mark during it: I LivE ON THE mON and my name is SQUORP

    • @ice_ollie
      @ice_ollie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Marks normal mood 100%

    • @NONAGONCLOWN
      @NONAGONCLOWN 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ice_ollie Yes now go kiss your boyfriend
      Dis a joke

    • @ice_ollie
      @ice_ollie 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@NONAGONCLOWN plz stop

    • @ice_ollie
      @ice_ollie 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      l now thats a joke tho, soooo good job

  • @lakaboss9313
    @lakaboss9313 2 ปีที่แล้ว +504

    The sound design for this game is absolutely phenomenal, especially with headphones!

    • @mboyztv5104
      @mboyztv5104 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      i know i thought some one was at my door

    • @lakaboss9313
      @lakaboss9313 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@mboyztv5104 when my roommate actually walked into my room I actually jumped out of my chair and he was so confused lol

    • @dogfart1237
      @dogfart1237 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The smacking lips🤥🤥🤮

  • @turtledude83
    @turtledude83 5 ปีที่แล้ว +809

    "But that wouldn't have happened....because Chica would have barked!" Says the proud dad

    • @baguettewithanf
      @baguettewithanf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Turtledude83
      What time was that? :3

    • @Stennishh
      @Stennishh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@baguettewithanf darude sandstorm

    • @baguettewithanf
      @baguettewithanf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      autistgamer1337
      ?

    • @androidashu
      @androidashu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@baguettewithanf 1:14:45

    • @ComicalCow
      @ComicalCow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That knocking was so reallistic though, I literally thought someone was knocking from the other side of my wall

  • @marthmallow7420
    @marthmallow7420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    Mark: Who’s smacking their lips over there?! Don’t do that. Don’t do none of that
    Me: [stops munching on tostitos]

    • @itsthejavavoid
      @itsthejavavoid 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same but with my grilled cheese lmao

    • @D3lta_.
      @D3lta_. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not me eating raw chicken

    • @epsilonicronecronomicon
      @epsilonicronecronomicon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@D3lta_. I'm eating leg. Don't ask

    • @kweerfrog
      @kweerfrog ปีที่แล้ว

      @@epsilonicronecronomicon I- well then!

  • @Asphyxee-Ationz
    @Asphyxee-Ationz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3411

    Mark: “Toby!”
    Greg: “longer version of that-“
    Everyone: “Tobias, Tobius!”
    Mark: “Tobuscus”
    Everyone: “...”

  • @heynamu
    @heynamu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11650

    Mark blinked 1,129 in this video

  • @alexandergonzalez1665
    @alexandergonzalez1665 4 ปีที่แล้ว +504

    Favorite mark quote “Someone give me a truth machete to cut thru this lie jungle”

    • @胡詠瑄
      @胡詠瑄 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      How poetic

    • @jacksonmasaitis3913
      @jacksonmasaitis3913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      What about FUCK THIS SOOOO MUCH

    • @whoistheretosee3023
      @whoistheretosee3023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jacksonmasaitis3913 mmm yes. That is just the poetic quote I've been needing to hear my entire life. It brings tears to my eyes it's so MANLY.
      Just like America's MANLY BURGERS-

    • @riverthecrybaby9448
      @riverthecrybaby9448 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Danganronpa be like

    • @ChaosCha0s
      @ChaosCha0s 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Shakespeare shit right here

  • @drakeaske9784
    @drakeaske9784 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    All the faces he makes around 1:13:00 could be their own "blue channel emotions chart" I swear he makes the Humber face at one point

  • @ErebusTheDragonn
    @ErebusTheDragonn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +659

    Mark: *needs to save a girl from certain death*
    Also mark: *Spends half an hour on a dating app catfishing random people*

    • @undisturbedbeans
      @undisturbedbeans 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol

    • @Gemsverse
      @Gemsverse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Probably his Side Quest XD

    • @Jade_1872
      @Jade_1872 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He’s saving her with the power of his fishing rod

  • @alinaashblanket7653
    @alinaashblanket7653 6 ปีที่แล้ว +544

    Greg: "SAY SOMETHING!!!"
    Mark: "AHAKADLEBLA BAL BLAAAAH!!!"
    im dead.😂

    • @SirHorsington
      @SirHorsington 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      You died sorry for your loss

    • @felixbyrne262
      @felixbyrne262 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Linn Duskwood IKR 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @CR-sg2fj
      @CR-sg2fj 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣

  • @taiyucky4397
    @taiyucky4397 6 ปีที่แล้ว +526

    THE KNOCKING AND BREATHING AND ATMOSPHERIC NOISES MAKE ME GO INTO CARDIAC ARREST

    • @midsplace189
      @midsplace189 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      nyansoya I SEE UR LOVE LIVE PROFILE PIC

    • @SilsaxGames
      @SilsaxGames 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You're typing skills are pretty good considering you're having a heart attack. "cardiac arrest" is quite formal for a little spook. Unless you ARE going into cardiac arrest in which I refer to my first sentence.

    • @speightstiel160
      @speightstiel160 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Actually same

    • @samuelamaro7276
      @samuelamaro7276 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ME TOO I THOUGHT SOMEONE WAS IN MY BED

    • @illyasvielvoneinzbern4743
      @illyasvielvoneinzbern4743 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      nyansoya chika ❤️ we love you 😘

  • @quandaledingle395
    @quandaledingle395 2 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    I was watching this at night and heard the knocking. It sounded like my window so I looked out of my window. I saw three of my cats staring at me from my backyard. Just their eyes. I slept with my lights on that night.

  • @D4rk-Pl4gu3
    @D4rk-Pl4gu3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1543

    its been 3 years. AND I STILL GET PISSED THAT HE TOLD ASHLEY WHEN HE WAS SO FUCKING CLOSE TO THE GOOD ENDING

  • @Zeltrax43
    @Zeltrax43 6 ปีที่แล้ว +433

    Hey Mark? If you ever decide to go through it again, here are a few pointers to get the best ending.
    1. Trust Taylor over Greg every time.
    2. When Ashley says she loves you, say it back.
    3. When you make the SPark Profile, use the picture of Ashley she sends you when you return her feelings as well as her name.
    4. Don't tell Ashley you're not really Anna.
    Those four points alone will be a big help to you, because other then the ending you got, you have three others. You can save Anna and Taylor together, or only one of them each. I hope you do another one showing us your achievement of those endings.

    • @Fivemilacc
      @Fivemilacc 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Like ShinobiRanger's comment so Mark can see!

    • @aubreyburk514
      @aubreyburk514 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      okayyyy

    • @aubreyburk514
      @aubreyburk514 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mark needs too seee thiiiisss

    • @jessegamble7630
      @jessegamble7630 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      thank you for sharing this I got the ending I wanted

    • @Zeltrax43
      @Zeltrax43 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You wanna know something funny? I've never even played this myself yet, i've just seen a few videos on it

  • @shqrtcake
    @shqrtcake 6 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    'Anna': *DONT COME FIND ME*
    Mark: Well this is the en-

  • @auroraofclanborealis
    @auroraofclanborealis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Mark restoring the texts sounds like a robot learning to make human sentences.

  • @lordofthered1257
    @lordofthered1257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    I respect that the first full name for Toby he could think of was tobuscus.

    • @mushtashio9902
      @mushtashio9902 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was thinking of Tobias and I was right

  • @maebyllene
    @maebyllene 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4669

    rewatching this and im forever impressed how mark didnt notice that anna's wallpaper changed after the whole resetting sequence

    • @mineday209
      @mineday209 2 ปีที่แล้ว +245

      I thought I was going insane at first

    • @cadenlindahlmma3494
      @cadenlindahlmma3494 2 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      THATS WHAT IM SAYIN

    • @kallievandermerwe1168
      @kallievandermerwe1168 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Right

    • @nofoik7775
      @nofoik7775 2 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      The eyes....
      The mouth....

    • @daffodilsunrise
      @daffodilsunrise 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      That was something Jack noticed between episodes but Mark didn't pick up on.

  • @ShikhaMallick
    @ShikhaMallick 6 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    My main intention to come here was to see Mark's reaction to *"Fuuuuuck, it's so muuuuuuuuch"*

    • @thatcrystalpie
      @thatcrystalpie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me too...

    • @bhsss2492
      @bhsss2492 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Honestly same lol

    • @ElGoorg
      @ElGoorg 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But... you didn't know that was a thing until the video, so... how did you know he was going to if you hadn't seen it.

    • @dakota8002
      @dakota8002 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Saaaame

    • @shmoop6543
      @shmoop6543 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      OhHoiThere jackspeticeye bro

  • @theradiantdehd3997
    @theradiantdehd3997 6 ปีที่แล้ว +394

    Mark: (2 minutes in) "Well guys, looks like that's the end of Simulacra..."
    Me: "Man! That game was fantastic! True horror!"

    • @phoenixwright1465
      @phoenixwright1465 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That was a really quick game.

    • @residualtouch119
      @residualtouch119 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I really got the feels during that game play! Amazing!

    • @theradiantdehd3997
      @theradiantdehd3997 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Coconut Lover Yeah I know! Short, Sweet, Emotional, and absolutely Terrifying! 😂

    • @theradiantdehd3997
      @theradiantdehd3997 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mario Man2156 You've clearly never watched me play Grifball in Halo if you think that's short! 😁

    • @TheMightySkeletor
      @TheMightySkeletor 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      TheRadiantDehd so many emotions stuffed into that short time

  • @lilatheproxy3485
    @lilatheproxy3485 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    17:08 "good one, good one mark" JSHHSYGDG

  • @arizonaranger6024
    @arizonaranger6024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    Mark: idk who Toby is and I don’t care
    Phone: *demonic noises intensify*
    Mark: ooook

    • @Dabadi4834
      @Dabadi4834 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Arizona Ranger with the big iron on his hip

    • @xddMasa
      @xddMasa 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Dabadi4834 big iron on his hiiiiiiiiiiiiip

  • @yaaye3etsyt568
    @yaaye3etsyt568 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4055

    They type faster than redditors in an argument

    • @madinsomniac5765
      @madinsomniac5765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Na its impoosible
      I should know i have made was on reddit

    • @barnabasrusnak9616
      @barnabasrusnak9616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      but not as fast as discord mods

    • @notduck3010
      @notduck3010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@madinsomniac5765 I don't think you understand the joke :/

    • @madinsomniac5765
      @madinsomniac5765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@notduck3010 i get the joke i am just a walking meme. So yea i am just jokeing around
      Btw
      Waffles and
      Madnes comes to all

    • @snailmeat2204
      @snailmeat2204 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@madinsomniac5765 “walking meme” ok redditor

  • @Saxdude26
    @Saxdude26 2 ปีที่แล้ว +444

    "You know... I don't like that."
    I also get squeamish when my phone makes a slurping noise, Mark.

  • @TrashBag05
    @TrashBag05 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Came back to this after Simumacra two- love how Detective Murilo is in this game too and follows over into that second one as a main character

  • @Rabidsandwich
    @Rabidsandwich 5 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    "I got ants in my pants and I'm ready to dance!" That's definitely some honesty right there.

  • @storiesofpaulfrancis5979
    @storiesofpaulfrancis5979 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1323

    2:24:17
    **Someone commiting suicide by jumping off a building**
    Mark: OkiE DoKIe

  • @thisisaloadofbarnacles4123
    @thisisaloadofbarnacles4123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1452

    Phone: *_can I touch your hair?_*
    Mark: yeah I can touch my hair!
    Me: FFFFFFFUUUUU-

  • @moontail5818
    @moontail5818 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    13:48 am I the only one that realized Mark predicted the sentence he had to put together?

  • @Raynyskies
    @Raynyskies 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1698

    Game: *Enters knocking sound effects*
    Markiplier: Is...is that in the game??
    Me: I also checked the door it was so realistic

    • @faresmustafa1784
      @faresmustafa1784 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Dude I got a heart attack because of that😂💔

    • @treatwlfiez4512
      @treatwlfiez4512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      LoL Imagine watching this at Night in Your Room and Your all Alone and You Have No Blanket- Okay- That Sounds Creepy Haha.. Well BYEE

    • @Fredcat11
      @Fredcat11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That also got Mark's dog; Chica, to bark at that random sound.

    • @kaladin4662
      @kaladin4662 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Fredcat11 jokes on you game i dont have a bedroom door!
      HAHA!!

    • @Fredcat11
      @Fredcat11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@kaladin4662 No seriously, just look at the camera shot, Chica is with Mark at one point. He heard his dog barking during this video.

  • @Kade_Something
    @Kade_Something 6 ปีที่แล้ว +514

    Those sound effects really had me believing that they were not in the game. Only when Mark had the same reaction did I realize that they were just REALLY FRICKEN GOOD SOUND EFFECTS! Scary as hell.

    • @Jackiewolf1672
      @Jackiewolf1672 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Khaos Drawz I AGREE 100% !!! I paused the video and took off my headphones when i heard the knocking because i legit thought someone was at my door !! The sound effects are AMAZING ! Very well done

    • @dovehq1031
      @dovehq1031 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I could almost feel the floor vibrating from the knocking. freaked me out so much.
      edit: two hours in and I am highly unnerved

    • @Legoman775
      @Legoman775 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@dovehq1031 the sound effect sounded like someone knocking on the wall in house, that sound effect at 2:10:57 sounds EXACTLY like it no joke. So i pulled off my headphones and there was no one there and i was like what, then restarted the video and Mark reacted to it and i was like oh... i'm dumb...

    • @Mini-z1994
      @Mini-z1994 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I looked too my right on the 2:10:57 here It's my balcony door & i live on the first floor in this apartment complex.

    • @bursteh1135
      @bursteh1135 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Legoman775 at least try making more shorter comments instead of walls
      It looks like a mean comment just look at your friend

  • @danim1856
    @danim1856 6 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    Greg: “I’m sorry about everything, really. I am.” *Continues being nice after being a huge jerk the entire game*
    Mark: *Sips Coke*

  • @OOMMPPAA
    @OOMMPPAA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    The game noises sound way to realistic, every time i thought it was coming from my room and had a heart attack like 5 times 😂

  • @joannadzenowski6214
    @joannadzenowski6214 4 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    I'm really late but...
    Mark: *finds random phone*
    Mark:* proceeds 2 ruin persons social life*

  • @Lead_Without_Title
    @Lead_Without_Title 3 ปีที่แล้ว +573

    What if the knocks were ''IT'' trying to reach Mark about his extended car warranty?

  • @newBreedOfInsect
    @newBreedOfInsect 3 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    1:14:49 At that moment I thought someone was gonna bash against the wall behind me, so I immediately looked behind on my left, but then I realised it was just from the game. This makes the game feel more immersive when you are in headphones. Props to the developers for this, it scared the hell out of me.

  • @bluewaterdragon0292
    @bluewaterdragon0292 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Mark getting a cursed phone and just changing her dating profile is exactly how i imagine he would react in this situation