Best of ERB comebacks/rebuttals | Seasons 1-4 [Compilation]

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 23 ม.ค. 2023
  • A compilation of my favourite comebacks and rebuttals from the first 4 seasons of ERB as well as Deadpool vs Boba Fett.
    (Part 2 coming soon)
    LINKS:
    ERB: ‪@ERB‬ , ‪@ERB2‬
    Nice Peter: ‪@nicepeter‬
    epicLloyd: ‪@EpicLLOYD‬
    #erb #compilation #epicrapbattlesofhistory
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  • @patrickstarfan84
    @patrickstarfan84 ปีที่แล้ว +1062

    dude Michael's comeback to the birds and bees bar was brutal

    • @Doctor_Straing_Strange
      @Doctor_Straing_Strange ปีที่แล้ว +22

      1:50

    • @thatoneserialkiller1724
      @thatoneserialkiller1724 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Honestly if you married your opponent’s daughter there’s no need to battle there’s already a winner

    • @Doctor_Straing_Strange
      @Doctor_Straing_Strange ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@thatoneserialkiller1724 everyone who marries a woman marries someone's daughter lmao

    • @patrickstarfan84
      @patrickstarfan84 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@Doctor_Straing_Strange they meant like marrying the daughter of the person they were going against

    • @Doctor_Straing_Strange
      @Doctor_Straing_Strange ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@patrickstarfan84 yeah yeah I know it was just the way they phrased it was funny

  • @dragonslibrary9207
    @dragonslibrary9207 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    Ah yes, my favourite comeback:
    "My boyfriend could beat up your boyfriend"
    *gunshot*

    • @genevievedisemelo5584
      @genevievedisemelo5584 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      my comeback comes right after that where juliet rebuts the bullet and roasts bonnie for being a failed actress

  • @dom1941
    @dom1941 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    Might be a stretch, but Michael Bay's verse in the director's battle could be seen as one big rebuttal. All the directors took jabs at him in their verses and then he showed up and was basically like, "pfft, ok, but my movies bring in way more cash than any of yours so idgaf"

    • @void8656
      @void8656 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No, they just made fun of Micheal bay

    • @thecollector4332
      @thecollector4332 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      The funniest part being that Spielberg has made way more bank with his movies than Bay.

    • @doofs
      @doofs ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ​@Rhys Higgon bro chill.

    • @gengar1814
      @gengar1814 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Rhys Higgon are you ok

    • @LetsPlayWoomy8835
      @LetsPlayWoomy8835 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      after all its about motherfuckin money

  • @AlphiePrime
    @AlphiePrime ปีที่แล้ว +127

    You forgot EpicLloyd saying “You’re taller than I am, but you look up to me.” As a rebuttal to Nice Peter calling him short

  • @raygun8308
    @raygun8308 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    3:21 "nobody, calls me chicken."
    **guitar riff**

    • @whitehatstudios2500
      @whitehatstudios2500 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      im still wondering why i laughed at that , maybe the way he just PULLS OUT THE GUITAR LIKE HE WAS SENT FLYING-

    • @k-boi420
      @k-boi420 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      This is between us, scarfy, don’t try to out-rhyme me!

  • @yazidefirenze
    @yazidefirenze ปีที่แล้ว +301

    "You got hitched to the female version of Patrick Ewing!"
    "Uh, well, you're stupid."
    Overwhelmingly Powerful Rebuttal there, Obama

    • @thatoneguy9582
      @thatoneguy9582 ปีที่แล้ว

      “I had syphillis, yeah, we’ll you’re a huge dick” energy

    • @captainbibbles3524
      @captainbibbles3524 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      "No, You're stupid!"
      "Nu uh!"
      Truly the best rebuttal. Shame it wasn't in the video.

    • @LetsPlayWoomy8835
      @LetsPlayWoomy8835 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      you guys are forgetting when the eagle went "CAWWWW" that was the best part

    • @kylebicker7649
      @kylebicker7649 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@LetsPlayWoomy8835BY THE POWER INVESTED IN ME BY THIS GIANT BALD BIRD THE PRESIDENT SHALL NOT BE THE SHINIEST OF TWO TURDS

  • @copocopocopocopo
    @copocopocopocopo ปีที่แล้ว +276

    9:38 Honestly, this _cOmEbAcK_ by Shaka failed miserably. Historically, he was killed by his own brothers, arguably WORSE than by friends.

    • @zachryder3150
      @zachryder3150 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Finally someone points it out.

    • @chagito1113
      @chagito1113 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      🤓🤓

    • @paralysis_unknown3872
      @paralysis_unknown3872 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      kinda like walt’s he really can’t be saying anything about how ricks wife cheated on rick while walt’s own wife did too

    • @yeshuaha7494
      @yeshuaha7494 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      it could be argued that Ceaser’s death involved more betrayal since Shaka never truly trusted his half brothers

    • @win_ini
      @win_ini ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@chagito1113 “🤓🤓” -🤓

  • @guypeate3628
    @guypeate3628 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "You lost so many babies, we should call you miss carriage"
    That was a savage line

  • @tofuer2
    @tofuer2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    happy that somebody finally saw the eastern philosophers vs western philosophers' comebacks cause they are really good
    and the song itself is genuinely amazing

  • @skellyslav
    @skellyslav ปีที่แล้ว +496

    You missed Caesar's manoeuvre reply, it's legit describing how to destroy Shaka's strategy

    • @ShneekeyTheLost
      @ShneekeyTheLost ปีที่แล้ว +54

      IKR?
      Shaka: Here's my tactics
      Ceasar: And here's how we routinely countered those tactics for over a thousand years
      Also, Shaka ain't got room to talk about getting backstabbed, given his own brother killed him.

    • @randomolisher
      @randomolisher 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@ShneekeyTheLostbrothers. plural.

  • @calcubite9298
    @calcubite9298 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    the real comeback to Superman was "one more superman who'll never walk again'. Almost as vicious as "no one in your family ever lives to see the sequel"

  • @venomgaming7014
    @venomgaming7014 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    For those who don’t know, when nice Peter as Steve jobs said “I got a PC, but it wasn’t from you”, he didn’t mean a Personal Computer. It’s meant to be Pancreatic Cancer, which Steve Jobs died from.

  • @Evachuber
    @Evachuber ปีที่แล้ว +175

    Technically, in Bonnie and Clyde vs Romeo and Juliet, the comebacks started earlier when Juliet accuses Bonnie of not being Clyde's true wife, causing him to say "Hey, partner, you best put a muzzle on your misses." which would be a rebuttal from how annoyed he was at Juliet for saying that about his wife.
    But that's minor because thats just one rebuttal, everything else is awesome

  • @jimmyseit934
    @jimmyseit934 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    "im the giant whose shoulders you would have stood on...
    if you could stand"
    omfg that is savage

  • @alejoparedes2388
    @alejoparedes2388 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    At 2:15 it's like Jobs is reacting to Marilyn's bar

    • @NavyThePotato
      @NavyThePotato ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ooh, EVERYBODY KNOWS WINDOWS BIT OFF APPLE!

    • @TheRealLegoDocOck
      @TheRealLegoDocOck ปีที่แล้ว +6

      9:50 same thing for here

    • @GunMan69420
      @GunMan69420 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@NavyThePotato I tripled the profits on a PC!

    • @Moongob-om9zi
      @Moongob-om9zi ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@GunMan69420 All the people with the power to create, uses apple.

    • @michiru2hell
      @michiru2hell ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Moongob-om9zi And people with jobs use PC.

  • @RvB_Fan_since_8
    @RvB_Fan_since_8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Nothing beats Hawkings “there are 10 million, million, million, million, million, million, million, million particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mama took the ugly ones and put them into 1 nerd.”

  • @matrixphijr
    @matrixphijr ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Peter: You have no musical talent
    Lloyd: *engineers comeback about chord progressions*

  • @giga-dio8463
    @giga-dio8463 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Thor's retorts hit as hard as his hammer

  • @vasconcelos7356
    @vasconcelos7356 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "Beep beep, why don't you back up that trash? I'll leave you like Linston: flat on yo ass!"
    Is one of my favorites.

  • @NeoExists
    @NeoExists ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Marty McFly's comeback was unbeatable bro

  • @2-question-marks
    @2-question-marks ปีที่แล้ว +236

    Suggestion- compilation of every time someone compliments their opponent

    • @Jowensguy
      @Jowensguy  ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Interesting idea. I'll add it to my list.

    • @Justicsgenie
      @Justicsgenie ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Biggest one was probably Ronald McDonalds saying Burger King Union rings are pretty good

    • @thiccccccccc
      @thiccccccccc ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Justicsgenie what abt stan lee and jim henson

    • @mastronep
      @mastronep ปีที่แล้ว +6

      very cool, things like "you may have freed the slaves" would be added in there

    • @KoOkiEzRoCkz
      @KoOkiEzRoCkz ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Immediately thought of “You were gone too soon, it was like watching a beautiful sunset, at noon”

  • @styckykeys2200
    @styckykeys2200 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    You missed Hawking rebuking Einstein’s rebuttal with the TI-82 bar

    • @yonghong4832
      @yonghong4832 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      and 12 rims chair as a rebuttal take a seat line

    • @rockstermaniac
      @rockstermaniac ปีที่แล้ว +9

      lowkey i forget how good that battle was cause all i can remember is that they gave hawking both the most pleasing/epic sounding musical riff of all time to setup the greatest you so ugly joke of all time

  • @randommandude5450
    @randommandude5450 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    you forgot Billy Mays Dying after Benjamin said: “So join or die bill, its all about the Benjamin.”

  • @tylerplays123game9
    @tylerplays123game9 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    It’s funny because Cleopatras “miss carriage” line will forever remain the coldest line in erb history

    • @ShneekeyTheLost
      @ShneekeyTheLost ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yea, but that's not rebuttal or a comeback, that was just plain murder by words.

  • @Chinarider1972
    @Chinarider1972 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This video really shows how just because one of them won the other didn’t lose.

  • @roastedpotato2159
    @roastedpotato2159 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Mr rogers comeback was funny asf

  • @MasterHall117
    @MasterHall117 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Elvis and Jackson was my favorite of these choices

  • @xavierd9137
    @xavierd9137 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The philosopher rap went the hardest

  • @fordprefect5967
    @fordprefect5967 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "Maybe don't talk about movies, cause you got dick too say." Is one of my favorite lines and I'm not sure why

  • @agedstring
    @agedstring ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Suggestion: Every time a character in ERB dies

    • @k-boi420
      @k-boi420 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Ivan the Terrible vs Alexander the Great and Bonnie and Clyde vs Romeo and Juliet: Our time has come…

    • @Dctctx
      @Dctctx ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@k-boi420 and Billy Mays

    • @k-boi420
      @k-boi420 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Dctctx
      Billy: But wait, THERE’S MORE!

    • @thetimkazakh.624
      @thetimkazakh.624 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Boba Fett in Darth Vader VS Adolf Hitler

    • @Sniffpod
      @Sniffpod ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thetimkazakh.624 hitler in darth vader vs adolf hitler

  • @leighasbell3624
    @leighasbell3624 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "The only legend you left was your prohibition on soap" and Michael's entire second verse have GOT to be two of the most brutal rebuttals in ERB.

  • @gracedoubleu
    @gracedoubleu 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The Western vs. Eastern philosophers battle is honestly the best if not one of the best ERBs

  • @bigman542
    @bigman542 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    You’re gonna get a lot of this from George RR Martin, versus RR Tolkien

    • @Jowensguy
      @Jowensguy  ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You're right. You can see that in part 2: th-cam.com/video/1ZOQBUX-oBA/w-d-xo.html

  • @jjb1908
    @jjb1908 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    9:37 that's not a good comeback, because Shaka was also stabbed and killed, so he cannot say that

    • @owentucker6215
      @owentucker6215 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I mean, getting stabbed by an enemy in battle would probably be more “honorable” to both those characters than dying in an assasinayion.

    • @RegrettableUsername
      @RegrettableUsername ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@owentucker6215 Shaka was actually assassinated by his Half-Brothers, so not really.

  • @ColaTheCondensed
    @ColaTheCondensed ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I know like 1 half of this, and now I'm thinking about someone who knows the half i don't, and doesn't about the half i know

  • @ragtag369_
    @ragtag369_ ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Nobody calls me chicken 🎸

  • @CBionic77
    @CBionic77 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    You forgot Jordan vs Ali at the end of Jordan's 3rd he says three-peat then Ali starts his 3rd with "beep-beep" which counts as a rebuttal cause he flipped his rhyme.

  • @tayeb7031
    @tayeb7031 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    you forgot one in the Washington vs Wallace
    Washington: there's a difference between you and me willy, i fought until i was actually free
    wallace: you died owning slaves, i died setting men free

  • @julhol7482
    @julhol7482 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That "John Leguizamo" line hits way harder after seeing the 96 movie

  • @santiastronomo
    @santiastronomo ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i like it, straight to the point.

  • @bigman542
    @bigman542 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You forgot “call me mc Delhi” and it’s counter “call me Jackson polloc because I splatter mcs”

  • @oolooo
    @oolooo ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:43 I believe Blasphemers should have their tongue cut out and even I think the Dame of Orleans was too brutal with that response .

  • @leighasbell3624
    @leighasbell3624 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    You forgot Mikhail Gorbachev saying "And you all need to learn how to handle real power!" and then Putin saying, "Did somebody say *REAL* power?".

  • @Historicutuber
    @Historicutuber ปีที่แล้ว

    Theres so many good comebacks !!!

  • @theidpboi6205
    @theidpboi6205 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dude Steve coming right after Marilyn made it looked like he was shocked lol

  • @varuunbadree
    @varuunbadree หลายเดือนก่อน

    3:37
    Saw the sonic vs Amy and dude it's fire🔥
    But yeah Adam got those freshed grilled bars

  • @maxleavitt8199
    @maxleavitt8199 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    the best comeback was when Stalin said he took Lenin out of the picture and Lenin just fricking descended from the heavens and joined the rap battle

    • @maciejpatura
      @maciejpatura ปีที่แล้ว

      He said" pride of Lenin took the trotsky out of the picture"

  • @varuunbadree
    @varuunbadree หลายเดือนก่อน

    1:31 tbh
    The wright Brothers got the best facts and bars

  • @joezegers
    @joezegers ปีที่แล้ว

    Lance Armstrong: I’m an athlete, you’re a specimen of sin!
    Babe Ruth: Third base with an Olsen twin! That’s the sin, face it!

  • @ElpanaIdv2911
    @ElpanaIdv2911 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    5:19 Noooo WALTER WHITEEEEE! 😳

  • @AIGOC
    @AIGOC ปีที่แล้ว +2

    4:02 Mozart rocks

  • @ja1lbreakr0cks
    @ja1lbreakr0cks ปีที่แล้ว

    There's some more in Rasputin vs. Stalin:
    When Stalin goes "Pride of Lenin took Trotsky out of the picture" and Lenin counters with "I have no pride for you who ruined everything..."
    (iffy) When Lenin says "and stopped the greatest revolution since the Birth of Marx" and Gorbachev comes in
    (also iffy) When Gorbachev completes his verse and Putin starts off.

  • @Mynameishassan0
    @Mynameishassan0 หลายเดือนก่อน

    3:19 this one is crazy

  • @jokerwick69420
    @jokerwick69420 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I bet some people didn't know a couple erbs have famous viners

  • @machieldevries997
    @machieldevries997 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Bonnie didn't even have a comeback, she just shot Julia😅

  • @Gonejustlikeurfather
    @Gonejustlikeurfather ปีที่แล้ว +1

    00:38 😅😅😅😅😅

  • @mlgmeistros4278
    @mlgmeistros4278 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:40 hits hard...

  • @oolooo
    @oolooo ปีที่แล้ว

    7:29 Forgot about the best part: "How typical of Jack the Ripper to chase a headline"

  • @johnrussellpelt9091
    @johnrussellpelt9091 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Hindenburg vs. The Chinese weather balloon

    • @xtignu
      @xtignu ปีที่แล้ว

      a truly amazing battle idea

  • @varuunbadree
    @varuunbadree หลายเดือนก่อน

    0:40
    Can we all agree
    Stephen Hawking literally rko Einstein
    Even the part with the Particles

  • @Unitedstatesofmerica1776
    @Unitedstatesofmerica1776 ปีที่แล้ว

    The windows would be sold separately

  • @jarvistoasty
    @jarvistoasty ปีที่แล้ว +5

    No way they got snoop dogg on EBR

    • @Algorox
      @Algorox ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They also got Weird Al

  • @Mr.Brothybear
    @Mr.Brothybear ปีที่แล้ว

    Mr Rogers is very intimidating

  • @J6S4LFootball
    @J6S4LFootball ปีที่แล้ว +27

    The first 3 weren't that good sadly

    • @patrickstarfan84
      @patrickstarfan84 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      bill O'Reilly one was good

    • @quartzeemer9071
      @quartzeemer9071 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      « Beijing is in China you blond asshole » still made me laugh for no reason

    • @angelicwarrior118
      @angelicwarrior118 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s fine; this was back during the first season, where things started a bit weak, though it’s a big stretch to put them in something with “Best” in the title.

  • @k-boi420
    @k-boi420 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Kinda odd how you forgot the one between Voltaire and Socrates, it’s kinda similar to the Plebe argument that happens in the same verse.

  • @kleptrep94
    @kleptrep94 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You missed Michael Bay's bit.

  • @varuunbadree
    @varuunbadree หลายเดือนก่อน

    4:44
    Saw Amy vs rarity
    First tie then I vote for Amy but now rarity with the facts

  • @_schoolsupplies_
    @_schoolsupplies_ ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Sarah Palins response was so mid

  • @gudmansal3468
    @gudmansal3468 ปีที่แล้ว

    almost thought he replied to a slur with a slur

  • @mrsillytacos
    @mrsillytacos ปีที่แล้ว +2

    5:48 fun fact, it's not I, or sqrt -1 since there's no reason to add a power of 64 when you can easily put a 2, so it's pretty much nonsence

    • @leighasbell3624
      @leighasbell3624 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "Um ackshully the answer isn't the letter i" 🤓☝️
      Shut up, nerd.

  • @giga-dio8463
    @giga-dio8463 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You forgot Michael Bay's entire verse as a comeback

  • @Blu_doge
    @Blu_doge ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Where is adolf hitler saying “you couldn’t get your own son in the family business”

  • @theanonime1176
    @theanonime1176 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You missed one in Bill Nye vs Isaac Newton:
    Bill: I hypothesise that you're about to get beat
    Newton: Well I conclude that your methods are the wackhest

  • @FayeTheNerd
    @FayeTheNerd ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Mr. Rogers got T good.

  • @jamainegardner4193
    @jamainegardner4193 ปีที่แล้ว

    How did you use the Director rap battle and NOT use the Michael Bay stuff?

  • @slibertas1996
    @slibertas1996 ปีที่แล้ว

    MR T would not call Mr Rogers a fool. Both are on Team Jesus

  • @creeeamy7133
    @creeeamy7133 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    We should just never include Palin vs Gaga in "Best of" anything tbh.

  • @charliecomer6001
    @charliecomer6001 ปีที่แล้ว

    What about hawking reply? "And while its true thst my work was based off you, im a super computer, youre like a ti82

  • @clayton_rose
    @clayton_rose ปีที่แล้ว

    Wouldn’t heaven a profit and Die then be a comeback?

  • @varuunbadree
    @varuunbadree หลายเดือนก่อน

    2:18 it's a tie

  • @JD4Christ
    @JD4Christ ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dude you skipped the miss. Carriage line in Monroe vs Cleopatra

    • @ironprince72
      @ironprince72 ปีที่แล้ว

      jee its almost like thats not a rebuttal

  • @maciejpatura
    @maciejpatura ปีที่แล้ว

    What about the threepeat verse

  • @greatestyoutuber
    @greatestyoutuber ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I would include the I HAVE NO PRIDE FOR YOU from lenin to stalin

  • @GalaxyCatTBC
    @GalaxyCatTBC ปีที่แล้ว

    4:11 wtf

  • @slibertas1996
    @slibertas1996 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Wright bros rep Ohio and Indiana not North Carolina

  • @scoutstop
    @scoutstop ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:16 aint no way you're talking about comebacks/ rebuttals without talking about the "miss carriage" line

  • @Mynameishassan0
    @Mynameishassan0 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Ellen’s was the worst

  • @SikerGaming
    @SikerGaming 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Most of these choices suck, there have been much better comebacks than these.