"Hey Dave, so I got a problem. I've been taking my financial advice from a rabbi with a big head on the internet who may or may not be a mass killer. So anyway, he suggested I max out all my credit cards and pay them as low as I possible can. I personally didn't know that credit companies can garnish my wages in my state so I'm pretty screwed. Basically I owe 63 thousand to Barclay's and 54 thousand to JP Morgan and my job as a dishwasher at Buffalo WildWings isnt cutting it. Im also on these pills for my back. Any advice Dave?"
The University of Chicago which had the highest tuition on that list is a 5 minute drive from O Bloc. Most expensive university in America is 5 mins away from Chief Keef.
while Ramsey is a bit over the top in many ways. He does provide a needed counter balance to the excessive submission to debt and ridiculous spending habits.
True. I'm with Chris honestly on this one. Dave seems like an angel compared to people like Gary Vee who lie about their rich parents or sell their bullshit courses
Agree with Chris as well. This guy is encouraging people to live within their means and not submit to absurd debt financed consumerism. I’d personally rather have a more modest car/home that I actually OWN, vs. some McMansion monstrosity I’ve borrowed against multiple times to finance my fake rich lifestyle
Ramsey’s headset looks like the Bose A30 Aviation model (likely a custom). He wouldn’t look out of place as the defensive coordinator of any Midwest NFL team.
Dave Ramsey takes me back to being a 14 year old skater punk. There’s just something about him that makes me want to rebel. He is right every time but he is basically the principal from Footloose
In Scotland university is free, the only thing you need to repay is the cost of living loan. And even then it's just wiped out after 30 years. You only start having your wage garnished once you earn over a certain amount however (£31,395)
21k in debt at 14 eh? Lol that brings me back. It was 18k at age 10 for me, Thanks mom and dad, before you F'd off you made sure to get some credit cards on your boy!
lol I went to the University of Chicago and didn’t pay a dime because I was poor. Even got a refund from financial aid every quarter to live on. Get fucked rich kids who actually had to pay to go.
Ex Alum of Franklin and Marshall 2016 - 2017. Transferred to a state school after a year and a half. Best decision I ever made in my life. It really is 100% as bad as they're describing.
I HAVE THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY. We start a debt buying company, and buy our own debt for pennies on the dollar, then resell to another debt company for pennies on the dollar,😂 we are out of debt boys
Dave Ramsey is a snowball effect guy. You’re paying $500 for a car every month, $200 for college every month, $150 for a phone, etc… once your phone is paid off take that $150 and start paying $650 on the car, after the car is paid off now you pay $850 a month towards college. Basically you just keep spending the money you’re spending to get out of debt fast and never acquire any new debts. It works. But if you got low interest rates on stuff just invest. If you can get a 4% return annually and owe 2.5% interest on something don’t rush to pay it off. I do a little of all of it. I put more towards my house principal, more towards retirement, more towards credit cards. I got 2 vehicles paid off and 2 college loans paid off. Just work so much you don’t have hobbies or time for them and buy the magnificent seven stocks. Avoid cryptocurrency! Enjoy your older years stress free. Enjoy now stress free! You won’t have to worry whenever you have a vehicle repair or maintenance job done. Never stress over the bills. You just have no free time. It’s actually a good trade off. I prefer no bar drinks and having to never worry.
Sam’s financial advice is for lunatics who have nothing to lose and want to go all in on a project. For the other 99% of us, Sam’s advice would ruin your life in 3 months.
Hey Dave Ramsay, I had college debt but I moved abroad and will wherever repay it. Don’t need any help. Just wanted to say that scamming the government felt good.
Nahhh, in senior year our last semester was a full DAVE RAMSY EDUCATIONAL INTERACTIVE COURSE. WITH A BIG ASS BOOKLET THING AND QUIZES FOR A GRADE. DUDE WHY DID THAT EVEN EXIST.
Yeah that show is crazy. People calling in and casually throwing around huge numbers regarding their wealth like it’s no big deal. Meanwhile I have to think twice before I buy a *fucking sandwich.* Bums me out. I can’t watch it. It’s show for the uber rich on how to get richer. The content and advice on that show is mostly irrelevant to people under 100k…which is most of the human population
And when you start making that much money it doesn't even seem like that much. I've made $25,000 a year and I've made $150,000 a year and you feel broke no matter what.
Not really, he occasionaly talks to broke people, the thing is, no matter how much you make a year, if you dont know how to adminster your money you WILL always be/feel broke.
@@Lord_of_the_PiesBecause people think they have to spend all their money. I'm not saying you should live in a rundown trailer park if you make 150,000 a year. But people dont know how to actually live beneath their means
what's funny is they issued a bunch of loans with some federal guarantee the rates would stay at the rate I agreed too... well, 5 years later whoops, whatya know they doubled the cost of my loan. :) good thing I don't pay down any of my debts at all.
The best way to describe Dave Ramsey that I've heard is that he's financial AA. Most people can drink and not have a problem, but some people need to completely abandon all drugs and alcohol forever.
lol Sallie Mae gave me a %14 rate on my loan and I figured out 5 years after paying it that it was %20 over what I initially took out. HUGE wake up call, cleaned that loan up ASAP.
I am suffering from 13%, but am seeing a light at the end of the tunnel. 7.6K left on privatized and ~31K federal. If you look at SallieMae's site nowadays, rates are up to 17-18% for new borrowers. It is designed to destroy your future. It's not a surprise it started existing after Nixon was in office.
Dude can we not squeeze in a the intellectually empty fringe standup comedians relentlessly probing their bits and chuckling over eachother. The whole reason people like Sam and Nick is they aren't mainstream comedians. It's gonna become a cloying saccharine Kreischer Cumtown deal. Comedians literally aren't funny
I need Sam to call in the Dave Ramsey and explain credmaxxing to him, I think it would literally kill Ramsey
THIS
Ahhh Geez dood is all you gotta for how Sam handles debt.
*debtmaxing
To be fair, that's basically all Americans at this point.
Lmao. Cardiac arrest.
"Hey Dave, so I got a problem. I've been taking my financial advice from a rabbi with a big head on the internet who may or may not be a mass killer. So anyway, he suggested I max out all my credit cards and pay them as low as I possible can.
I personally didn't know that credit companies can garnish my wages in my state so I'm pretty screwed. Basically I owe 63 thousand to Barclay's and 54 thousand to JP Morgan and my job as a dishwasher at Buffalo WildWings isnt cutting it.
Im also on these pills for my back. Any advice Dave?"
"That job you've got where you're only working 40 hours? I'd work 84. That money you're spending on food? A waste. Dumpster dive and drink tap."
Ah geez dood
Sell your car and work two jobs delivering pizzas on bike. When I was your age you could buy a house and support a family of 4 doing that.
Continue to credit max
The real answer to that is to cred-max more then declare bankruptcy :^) not like most of us will be buying a house in the next 7 years anyway
Sams head is blurred because hes got a second parasitic face back there like professor quirrel
Kuato from total recall
You're not kidding
Actually it’s a swastika tattoo
@@BombaclaatMartin open your mind
No, dummy, everyone knows it’s a map to the bodies
did you censor your bald spot LMAO
I was wondering what was blurred for the longest time lol
literally came down and it was the first comment lmfao
@telekeet It’s actually censoring his kippah
@@kindbud The longest time?
I assumed that and felt self-conscious.
Sam blurring his yamaka was weird.
Shalom
It’s offensive
yamaha
Did you blur your bald spot out😂... priceless
"Chris, can we get a Norwood cam? Yeah thanks."
it's called a Yamaha.. its for the Jewish.. dude get some culture in you 😐
Timestamp?!?!
@@AnnuduhShoal5:30
@@AnnuduhShoal 12:15
Blurring Sam's bald spot is hilarious
Caller: I'm an unborn fetus and I have 20 million dollars in debt from borrowing money to buy NTFs.
Dave: What's your household income?
they're blurring out Sam's neuralink connection
it didn't heal yet
Anti Christ Sam
"Better thun I dEservvvve...wUts Up?"
Immediately gets what he deserves. Poetry really.
Most honest thing he's ever said 😂
“Over 12 thousand in bicycle debt” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
The University of Chicago which had the highest tuition on that list is a 5 minute drive from O Bloc.
Most expensive university in America is 5 mins away from Chief Keef.
Demographic change hard , section 8 plus 1920s migration
I learnt more from Chief Keef than I did at my college
School of hard knocks masters in ebonics
Soder surprisingly fits in well, hope he comes on again
In your mouth?
Mista Wamsey, I’m totawy fucked.”
Him and Nick just doing impressions.
Community college + broke parents is the meta
This is seriously true, just don’t fuck up your majors, companies look for people tied to cities as hires.
@@soy-boy-troymcclure5967what locations are more valuable to employers than others?
Didn't expect dan and sam to get along so well, honestly sick that Sam's getting some great comedians on his podcast, keep it coming brother
while Ramsey is a bit over the top in many ways. He does provide a needed counter balance to the excessive submission to debt and ridiculous spending habits.
True. I'm with Chris honestly on this one. Dave seems like an angel compared to people like Gary Vee who lie about their rich parents or sell their bullshit courses
@@Dielawn69 I'd rather have someone telling people to take responsibility and stay out of debt than most other financial advice.
Agree with Chris as well. This guy is encouraging people to live within their means and not submit to absurd debt financed consumerism. I’d personally rather have a more modest car/home that I actually OWN, vs. some McMansion monstrosity I’ve borrowed against multiple times to finance my fake rich lifestyle
He's also got a bad case of oral sepsis. Didn't know if you knew that.
@@Future-Corpse Now i like him even more! If you can just tough out Sepsis you obiviously have a superior immune system.
someone needs to make software that automatically blurs bald spots and call it the Norwood Redeemer
Shit I want that to be a superhero that cures baldness (like mine. FUCK).
dan and nick play off each other pretty well
Sam is right if you are a nomad type person with very little to lose. If you have a family, Dave is much better than Sam's advice lol
an extreme minority of men have a family now after no fault divorce and the gey agenda have ruined the family unit.
@@cheesycheese7100Sam’s advice is great until creditors are garnishing your wages before they even hit your account
@@cheesycheese7100 naw 😅
Sam's advice is a one way ticket to financial hell for 90% of people
Jesus' advice beats both.
16:25 It's not "Slime ball Stan" writing those loans. It's Slime ball Stein doing it.
Tim Dillons a Jew?
Yea @@Lord_of_the_Pies
Schlime Ballstein
Never trust someone named after money, rocks, or precious metals
Sam can you please apply to be on The Financial Audit with Caleb Hammer?
Lmao
Now we're talking
Updoot
Ramsey’s headset looks like the Bose A30 Aviation model (likely a custom).
He wouldn’t look out of place as the defensive coordinator of any Midwest NFL team.
Lions for sure
People pay $5 a month to watch them watch TH-cam videos together?
People like to support creators that arent basic bitches always censoring themselves.
Welcome to the internet
Insane I waste my money on hard rugs
Honestly, your commentary was hilarious, but he actually handled himself pretty well in the clips you played.
Dave Ramsey takes me back to being a 14 year old skater punk. There’s just something about him that makes me want to rebel. He is right every time but he is basically the principal from Footloose
I didn't even realize Dan Soder played in the show Billions until now. My favorite show
These 3 are really funny together
Little known fact, Sam has a big swastika tattoo on the back of his head.
Mr Wamsey Im weally fucked 🤣🤣🤣 I’ve never laughed so hard
That was good
In debt to Santa Claus 😂😂
The funniest part about this is Jimmy Carr does standup with a headset like that unironically
Dan fits so well in this mix 😂😂 Please have him over more often
As a 19-20yr old with 0 credit history and no cosigner… your lucky to get 20% if anything
Are you 19 or 20 which is it
@jonathanoneill8655 obviously 19 and a half dumbass
yet if you lived in russia or china, you'd get offers to literally own land, and get free farming equipment to start a business.
Sam is a trust fund baby. Of course he doesn't care about debt.
That's crazy. Why the top of your head look so blurred. My head doesn't look like that.
That's the new style
how would you know. you cant see the back of your head. dont be stupid.
my head is not blurred. mr. hyde is using special effects
Have you tried looking at it in the mirror?
@@TL_27 mirrors cant see what is on the back of your head? dummy?
My debt was at 15.35% under Sallie Mae before I refinanced. I love signing contracts as a dipshit 17 year old.
Dennis Hopper's ghost didn't want them to continue and cut the episode short
In Scotland university is free, the only thing you need to repay is the cost of living loan. And even then it's just wiped out after 30 years. You only start having your wage garnished once you earn over a certain amount however (£31,395)
21k in debt at 14 eh? Lol that brings me back. It was 18k at age 10 for me, Thanks mom and dad, before you F'd off you made sure to get some credit cards on your boy!
As a t-loc myself, soder is pretty much spot on
lol I went to the University of Chicago and didn’t pay a dime because I was poor. Even got a refund from financial aid every quarter to live on. Get fucked rich kids who actually had to pay to go.
You graduated?
@@boimemes3462 yeah
@@frogoree nice
Dave Ramsey for sure tips waitresses 9% or lower
Tipping is for schmucks.
Based
dave tips service workers in “free knowledge”
Deserve less
Me and me mate Dave both agree Waitresses deserve and I quote 'just the tip'.
Ex Alum of Franklin and Marshall 2016 - 2017. Transferred to a state school after a year and a half. Best decision I ever made in my life. It really is 100% as bad as they're describing.
I HAVE THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY. We start a debt buying company, and buy our own debt for pennies on the dollar, then resell to another debt company for pennies on the dollar,😂 we are out of debt boys
Beans and rice. Rice and beans.
Ramsey certainly isn’t into credmaxing.
My private loan for 24k never goes down with a 16% interest
I bet the Hitman barcode is underneath that censored blur.
That or his head actually is just blurry in reality.
It's just blurry in reality people just don't talk about it out of respect
Dave Ramsey is a snowball effect guy. You’re paying $500 for a car every month, $200 for college every month, $150 for a phone, etc… once your phone is paid off take that $150 and start paying $650 on the car, after the car is paid off now you pay $850 a month towards college. Basically you just keep spending the money you’re spending to get out of debt fast and never acquire any new debts. It works. But if you got low interest rates on stuff just invest. If you can get a 4% return annually and owe 2.5% interest on something don’t rush to pay it off. I do a little of all of it. I put more towards my house principal, more towards retirement, more towards credit cards. I got 2 vehicles paid off and 2 college loans paid off. Just work so much you don’t have hobbies or time for them and buy the magnificent seven stocks. Avoid cryptocurrency! Enjoy your older years stress free. Enjoy now stress free! You won’t have to worry whenever you have a vehicle repair or maintenance job done. Never stress over the bills. You just have no free time. It’s actually a good trade off. I prefer no bar drinks and having to never worry.
Silly question, what are the "magnificent seven" stocks?
What do I do about my phone being in two or more pieces by the time it's paid off and the car I paid off is dead in the drive way?
@@graciebabyy take better care of your things. Actually do maintenance on your vehicles, buy a fucking Toyota Camry.
If Sallie Mae mentions variable interest rates, you might as well whip out the KY jelly.
9:55 the face sam makes lmao
Sam’s financial advice is for lunatics who have nothing to lose and want to go all in on a project.
For the other 99% of us, Sam’s advice would ruin your life in 3 months.
Sam is the bizarro version of Dave Ramsey.
Hey Dave Ramsay,
I had college debt but I moved abroad and will wherever repay it. Don’t need any help. Just wanted to say that scamming the government felt good.
this show would be better if it was just nick and dan
Sam's yiddish phenotype is coming out fullblown. If the 1930s socialist glasses wasn't enough of a clue the forehead might be another.
Self proclaimed “comedian” christopher titus uses the madonna headset.
The Shamwow guy?
Oh, Sam knows about the Ted talk headset. That would be hilarious to see at a stand up show.
Nahhh, in senior year our last semester was a full DAVE RAMSY EDUCATIONAL INTERACTIVE COURSE. WITH A BIG ASS BOOKLET THING AND QUIZES FOR A GRADE. DUDE WHY DID THAT EVEN EXIST.
You'll appreciate it when you're older.
Dan was awesome on this haha 😂
I like how the baby just slowly turned Asian @ 1:50 lol
Sam should just blur his entire self out at this point.
danny sodes and lemonparty, really great guests recently
Sam what did you just do in Pennsylvania?
I had a class in highschool that was just a dave ramsey video course. Waste of time lmao
literally same lmfao
"Mr Wamsey, I'm weawwy fucked"
Dan is so underrated
Man losing hair must suck and then when you use those treatments to grow it back you can lose even more after stopping.
Shave your head and grow ur balls out
Some one put them onto Caleb's high blood pressure clips.. priceless 😂
it's pure soy, and mostly fake.
nick is genuinely one of the funniest people ever lmaoo
Yeah that show is crazy. People calling in and casually throwing around huge numbers regarding their wealth like it’s no big deal. Meanwhile I have to think twice before I buy a *fucking sandwich.*
Bums me out. I can’t watch it. It’s show for the uber rich on how to get richer. The content and advice on that show is mostly irrelevant to people under 100k…which is most of the human population
Watch Caleb Hammer if you want to feel better about your life
You need to learn how to steal.
And when you start making that much money it doesn't even seem like that much. I've made $25,000 a year and I've made $150,000 a year and you feel broke no matter what.
Not really, he occasionaly talks to broke people, the thing is, no matter how much you make a year, if you dont know how to adminster your money you WILL always be/feel broke.
@@Lord_of_the_PiesBecause people think they have to spend all their money. I'm not saying you should live in a rundown trailer park if you make 150,000 a year. But people dont know how to actually live beneath their means
bro the full episode got cut short because of bad weather lmao, I would've kept watching it for another hour if it had continued
Did they reupload this cause they got clowned in the comments on the first one or was that on another clip channel? I forgot
Might have been on that new pill channel? Also saw it recently
i went to a live dave ramsey event with my mom years ago. it was actually lit as fuck, he's fucking hilarious
8:51 why is Sam blurring out his bald spot 😂
Very observant
Get that plantronics standup kit
Sam gotta talk Adam22 about the hair transplants
My cousin was in his 3rd semester fall of this year and I made him show me his loans. He was in it for $30,000 with 9.00% apr.
Just made him whip it out, huh?
@@brahtrumpwonbigly7309 I'm unfortunately quite overbearing 😅
what's funny is they issued a bunch of loans with some federal guarantee the rates would stay at the rate I agreed too... well, 5 years later whoops, whatya know they doubled the cost of my loan. :) good thing I don't pay down any of my debts at all.
SAM PLEASE START STREAMING AGAIN 🙏
Hey mr hyde, not sure if you know, but your bald spot got blurred out. Just wanted to let you know!
My student loans were 7%...
9:59 - Sam’s knowing look…he’s discussed this very situation with Chris by a fire…almost exact situation to a T 😂
The best way to describe Dave Ramsey that I've heard is that he's financial AA. Most people can drink and not have a problem, but some people need to completely abandon all drugs and alcohol forever.
Sam where were you on July 13th 5:25pm eastern time??? I think this mad man has done it again…
lol Sallie Mae gave me a %14 rate on my loan and I figured out 5 years after paying it that it was %20 over what I initially took out. HUGE wake up call, cleaned that loan up ASAP.
5:32
You guys blurred out sams bald spot
LOL
Sam was definitely in PA a couple hours ago and edged Trump.
Morty Stanowitz issues 15% student loans but his Mohel takes 10% off the top
This guy goes after every internet person I look up to 😂😂😂
I’m afraid he going after Tim Kennedy or Shawn Ryan now
8%-15% interest for a student is downright predatory.
I am suffering from 13%, but am seeing a light at the end of the tunnel. 7.6K left on privatized and ~31K federal. If you look at SallieMae's site nowadays, rates are up to 17-18% for new borrowers. It is designed to destroy your future. It's not a surprise it started existing after Nixon was in office.
Ay buddy don’t shoot at my president!
Sam got blur jobbed
Omg his bald spot being blurred out
The headset looks like a Sennheiser HMD 25
Great clip
Dude can we not squeeze in a the intellectually empty fringe standup comedians relentlessly probing their bits and chuckling over eachother. The whole reason people like Sam and Nick is they aren't mainstream comedians. It's gonna become a cloying saccharine Kreischer Cumtown deal. Comedians literally aren't funny
Good combo right here 👌
one of the best episodes so far. dan is v funny
Depressed goofy still lives rent free in my head
Disney is the Orlando IDF.
This video was made for me, im in the middle of paying my school tuition 😤
Dave Ramsey is all about not being a slave to the "Brazilian" usuary scheme. Very based.