start of campaign: Dinios Stanius- "I want head shots", guys on the frontline- "go for their belly, no fancy headshots". towards the end Dinios' men hold the line and secure enemy clothes without needing instruction. the epic line that concludes this character arc "I conquer people for dopamine"
I just wanna say that what Dinostan said about the gnome and troll areas in Sweden and Norway is 100% true, I live right by a lake with 4 islands the smallest of which is a dead troll and the second smallest is a gnome area
@@Dino_Stan Relations are tense since the island my great grandfather put them on was almost entirely populated by fire ants and an angry hawk but I will ask them in the summer when the ice melts.
if only Agent Schrader spent some time on reading about the case of Agent Caesar, he' know that he would be betrayed by his own family. What a shame, At least you Mr. Stan teach us, about these type of History.
If Dino would suddenly be teleported to the moment when Vercingetorix surrendered to Caesar it would went down something like this: Dino: What the hell Caesar: Quae est infernum Vercingetorix: Que diable
As a French, our equivalent of the Blair Witch Project is called Gevaudan forest, with a medieval cryptid which could be described as a werewolf and today people told that they have seen a wild cougar killing their horses/dogs By the way we are witnessing the return of wolves so farmers are pissed of their attack on cattles
The Gallic Holocaust was truly one of history's first and most notorious heated gamer moments. Caesar tried to apologize for his actions on that fateful bridge battle, but the Senate eventually cancelled him anyway.
I can't help but imagined that Dinostan attacked Suebi out of great shame and one of the barbarians was like TRAITOW UWU! As for the hex, it kicks the furry out you to go to the Rome-Zone
How To Be SUS In The Game 1. Be Any Faction You Like 2. Act Innocent To Your Enemys 3. Trust The Allies To Smack Them 4. If You Act Innocent With Your Allies They Will Cancel The Allience With You 5. THINGS THAT WOULD NOT HAPPEN THAT I AM FILLED WITH SHIT 6. Shame The Suebians 7. Do Not Act M!rder With Masilia 8. If You Have Done The Campagn Do IT Again To An Other Campagn 9. CHOOSE Rome In Empire Divided ( I Know You Was In " Aurelian Is OP " ) 10. Mauretania And Britania Act SUS With Gallic Rome So Avoid Britannia. 11. Choose Any Legionaries 12. Do Not Act Weird With Lusitania!! 13. Mauri Wants To Be SUS With You:) 14. If Lakhmids Wants To Be SUS With You, You Must Let Him To Be SUS With You 15. If You Got Victory, Dance!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 16. If You Are Sassanids, That Means You Need SUS Aswran With Sakastan And Dahae 17. Dahae Are Innocents So You Better Watch Out Watch Out Dino
Gaul First Meet With Rome Rome:Phewwwww ???:Hey You! Rome:Who Are You? ???:I Am Senones? Rome:Tell Me...Senones... Why You Are Attacking Me? Senones:Uh... Helvetii:Senones! HELP! Senones: Helvetii, I Cant Help You. Helvetii:Why? Senones:Not Ur Buisness. Vocontii: Ey Rome. Rome:Vocontii? Vocontii: Julius Caesar Ruless!!!! Rome:Uhm.. Thanks? Vocontii: Your Welcome, Caesar Part 2 Nervii And Rome: God Buisness. Gaul:The F1ck Is The Matter? Rome: Nothing, I Gotta Go, Gaul:Why? Bruh Iam Bored Typing, Byeee😊😊
Did my first ever Nervii campaign in Caesar in Gaul just to see what it was like. Beat it in 2 hours. Heavily underwhelming. Rome is the true experience.
Fun fact, this DLC and FNV is why I dedicated like 12 years of my life to Gaius Julius Caesar, from my funny smile app to my steam account. And no I never even played the dlc until recently cuz my computer was trash and I could only play Rome 1 (suck it nerds I avoided Rome 2 being trash)
0:35 still wouldn’t describe Rome 2 as good per say, but it’s become fun in its own ways. At this point my problems with it lie more in its legacy (changing the province system and blah blah blah) than anything.
Is it really a great game? I got back into it recently and I’m fighting tier one trash stacks on turn 50+ with my elite armies. After almost a decade they could not make a decent mid-late game AI work properly to offer some challenge. Feels like I wasted my time returning. Perhaps with mods 🤔
Idk bro, dont want to be a negative nancy, but rome 2 still gives me that uncanny valley of unfinished game design that empire total war does. The weird voice acting, the play dough 3d models, the soulless battle music. I think cause I played the game at launch I can never see the game in a different light, even if now its been more 'polished'. If you got back and watch that Siege of Carthage demo that ended up being total false advertising you feel the uncanny feeling in Rome 2 now. Its objectively a good game, but I still feel like we shouldn't forgive CA for totally misleading everyone, then spending literal years to fix the game lmao. Just my opinion though.
Rome 2 is very weird, I have Stockholm syndrome with it now after hating it for years. I think it's because I'm nostalgic to the rome 2 e3 footage, what could've been
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“Too bad the Gauls didn’t want our grain. The guild of millers use only the finest grains. True Roman Bread for True Romans” - the Guild of Millers
As a village chief who had his village destroyed by Romans I can confirm this is 100% accurate
Evil romans moment
I see why Caesar wanted to take over Gaul. Since Gaul was green and he needed his greens for his soon to be made famous Caesar salad.
thats the lore that many are afraid to know
start of campaign: Dinios Stanius- "I want head shots", guys on the frontline- "go for their belly, no fancy headshots". towards the end Dinios' men hold the line and secure enemy clothes without needing instruction. the epic line that concludes this character arc "I conquer people for dopamine"
Greatest arc in anime
ah yes less than a minute in the video and dinostan is already shouting obsenities, this man was broken by ai's backcaping
The more you fight ai, the more you become them
As a Veteran of the Gallic wars I can confirm that this is 100% Historically accurate
thank you for your service
I remember when Caesar Caesared in Gaul, it was truly a gamer moment. I was there.
Caesar does a little trolling in gaul
I just wanna say that what Dinostan said about the gnome and troll areas in Sweden and Norway is 100% true, I live right by a lake with 4 islands the smallest of which is a dead troll and the second smallest is a gnome area
I wish to document them
@@Dino_Stan Relations are tense since the island my great grandfather put them on was almost entirely populated by fire ants and an angry hawk but I will ask them in the summer when the ice melts.
"I do not pertake in slavery. Im just a business man" - Dinus Stanius,on his way to sell slaves
Its all about hustling
if only Agent Schrader spent some time on reading about the case of Agent Caesar, he' know that he would be betrayed by his own family. What a shame, At least you Mr. Stan teach us, about these type of History.
I spread the hidden lore
Your videos are something I didn't know i needed
Happy to be of service
Thanks For these amazing vids Dinostan! Keep making them!!
Will do my brother 🙏 🤠
If Dino would suddenly be teleported to the moment when Vercingetorix surrendered to Caesar it would went down something like this:
Dino: What the hell
Caesar: Quae est infernum
Vercingetorix: Que diable
thats a movie for the ages
"I need to know that I've done one thing right in my life." -The Whale Vercingetorix
Classic line
Citizen, the Qin campaign mod order has yet to be fulfilled. Only by civilizing Persia with cho ku nus can you maintain positive social score!
I forgot about that mod lmao yeah soon I can do it, I have some videos pre recorded while on vacation atm
As a French, our equivalent of the Blair Witch Project is called Gevaudan forest, with a medieval cryptid which could be described as a werewolf and today people told that they have seen a wild cougar killing their horses/dogs
By the way we are witnessing the return of wolves so farmers are pissed of their attack on cattles
I saw the new wolf map of Italy lmao I can only imagine what it looks like for France
Bro this is the first video of yours to pop up in my feed in a while. TH-cam tryna keep me from my addiction. Ready for a baller ass video bro
They hate the rome 2 grind
The Gallic Holocaust was truly one of history's first and most notorious heated gamer moments. Caesar tried to apologize for his actions on that fateful bridge battle, but the Senate eventually cancelled him anyway.
I can't help but imagined that Dinostan attacked Suebi out of great shame and one of the barbarians was like TRAITOW UWU!
As for the hex, it kicks the furry out you to go to the Rome-Zone
my soul is at last free
The three stooges in "Caeser's humble visit to Gaul"
Fuck yeah! I've been waiting for him to say my name
😎
I found your channel just when I got back to Rome 2 and it’s amazing
thanks king, have fun playing too 😎
@@Dino_Stan Thanks! Currently doing a Seleucid campaign. Hope you play them sometime too
Sometimes i think about the Siege of Carthage that was shown for Rome 2's promo and still get salty
I still think about what couldve been
Total War cutscenes go *so hard*
the world needs more of them
Romans in paris 😳😳
who was in gaul?
Well mister dino the mood on this one was just right
😎 thanks
Lappland is reserved for Gnomes but the Samis invaded
give it back to the gnomes!!!!!!!!
As Asterix, i think Caesar is quite a rad lad!
Character development
How To Be SUS In The Game
1. Be Any Faction You Like
2. Act Innocent To Your Enemys
3. Trust The Allies To Smack Them
4. If You Act Innocent With Your Allies They Will Cancel The Allience With You
5. THINGS THAT WOULD NOT HAPPEN THAT I AM FILLED WITH SHIT
6. Shame The Suebians
7. Do Not Act M!rder With Masilia
8. If You Have Done The Campagn Do IT Again To An Other Campagn
9. CHOOSE Rome In Empire Divided ( I Know You Was In " Aurelian Is OP " )
10. Mauretania And Britania Act SUS With Gallic Rome So Avoid Britannia.
11. Choose Any Legionaries
12. Do Not Act Weird With Lusitania!!
13. Mauri Wants To Be SUS With You:)
14. If Lakhmids Wants To Be SUS With You, You Must Let Him To Be SUS With You
15. If You Got Victory, Dance!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
16. If You Are Sassanids, That Means You Need SUS Aswran With Sakastan And Dahae
17. Dahae Are Innocents So You Better Watch Out
Watch Out Dino
Sus guide
@@Dino_Stan Yep
Gaul First Meet With Rome
Rome:Phewwwww
???:Hey You!
Rome:Who Are You?
???:I Am Senones?
Rome:Tell Me...Senones... Why You Are Attacking Me?
Senones:Uh...
Helvetii:Senones! HELP!
Senones: Helvetii, I Cant Help You.
Helvetii:Why?
Senones:Not Ur Buisness.
Vocontii: Ey Rome.
Rome:Vocontii?
Vocontii: Julius Caesar Ruless!!!!
Rome:Uhm.. Thanks?
Vocontii: Your Welcome, Caesar
Part 2
Nervii And Rome: God Buisness.
Gaul:The F1ck Is The Matter?
Rome: Nothing, I Gotta Go,
Gaul:Why?
Bruh Iam Bored Typing, Byeee😊😊
UH.....
Byeee king, 😎 I read it all
@@Dino_Stan Tysm!!
@@MelodyAndKitsune good Story:)
@@takako_kit82 Tyyyyy!!!!!!♥️♥️
Did my first ever Nervii campaign in Caesar in Gaul just to see what it was like. Beat it in 2 hours. Heavily underwhelming. Rome is the true experience.
It's a very fast campaign lmfao
@@Dino_Stan Let's see a Last Romans experience. With the dreaded Atilla and Mongolian throat singing.
It's recorded will release soon 😎
@@Dino_Stan Oh, this will be good
Fun fact, this DLC and FNV is why I dedicated like 12 years of my life to Gaius Julius Caesar, from my funny smile app to my steam account. And no I never even played the dlc until recently cuz my computer was trash and I could only play Rome 1 (suck it nerds I avoided Rome 2 being trash)
the dlc had some good art work i cant blame
Baneposting in 2023 is blessed
i keep it real
This greener then the og babby killer kush🙏
og gamers
8:38 Ah, a man of culture.
HE WAS A CONSUL of ROME
Martha Washington was a freak
Lmfao
'i dont like to think, i like to collect dopamine' based
I'm a simple creature
Young man i think its time you take a trip back down to AppleBees your soldier's need you!
They call for me
Gaul is like france before the french so i dont really hate them but i personally find that anyone in Italy that is not the romans more then gaul
You was at the club, bottoms up when I first met you
Couldn't get enough
Caeser in Gaul? What, was he too good for salad?
This was how salad was created
certified gaul classic
0:35 still wouldn’t describe Rome 2 as good per say, but it’s become fun in its own ways.
At this point my problems with it lie more in its legacy (changing the province system and blah blah blah) than anything.
I like rome 2 now, but man wish they just improved off shogun 2
To bad the Gauls couldn't kick those barbarian Romans out
The feys let the Romans in
@@Dino_Stan I was one of the germanics that snuck into gaul, L place tbh
*Yoda scream
Caesars in Paris
I didn't see you conquer a little village in Brittany!
I forgor
wth is this channel and why do you play exactly like me? And by that i mean talking/chanting to myself insanely. 10/10 soobed
same wave length we share
2160p video? Dinostan on the vip deluxe TH-camr game
I found the secret
Stan take the gnomepill
Real
Good job
😎 thanks
step 1 watch dovahhatys unbiased history of Rome
step 2 play as Romans
step 3 profit
Basically
dino is the goat
3am im here!
I like all these videos, not because I like them but I wish to see you become a victim of your own successes
maybe one it will happen
yOU COULD B ROME 1 VOICE ACTOR
My dream job
When rome 2 came out I told everyone it sucked because of angry Joe’s angry rant
It was a good joe video at least
Where is the divide et impera episodr
maybe soon
Vidi Vici Veni
Is it really a great game? I got back into it recently and I’m fighting tier one trash stacks on turn 50+ with my elite armies. After almost a decade they could not make a decent mid-late game AI work properly to offer some challenge. Feels like I wasted my time returning. Perhaps with mods 🤔
I understand your feel, the ai even with cheats sucks at its own game
Idk bro, dont want to be a negative nancy, but rome 2 still gives me that uncanny valley of unfinished game design that empire total war does.
The weird voice acting, the play dough 3d models, the soulless battle music. I think cause I played the game at launch I can never see the game in a different light, even if now its been more 'polished'. If you got back and watch that Siege of Carthage demo that ended up being total false advertising you feel the uncanny feeling in Rome 2 now. Its objectively a good game, but I still feel like we shouldn't forgive CA for totally misleading everyone, then spending literal years to fix the game lmao. Just my opinion though.
Rome 2 is very weird, I have Stockholm syndrome with it now after hating it for years. I think it's because I'm nostalgic to the rome 2 e3 footage, what could've been
@@Dino_Stan creative assembly psyop
You're on to something
I actually laughed during this one
Blessed
Galia delenda est moment
This is the easiest campaign that I've ever seen. 🤣
Fr it was really fast lmao the map is kinda small
Oh yeah french people have fey zones; that's why we dont live there. Except they call them Muslim zones
/S
The Islam fey alliance
narcos gallica
Best title
@@Dino_Stan WE HUNGER FOR COCAINE AND BATTLE !!
Painfully un funny
Owari da