@@ceshmate1953 The fact that they used to charge £12.99 for monopoly which was so buggy i never managed to finish a single game without it crashing and its still like that for almost 10 years now
Isn’t this technically illegal? Or at least against steam guidelines? They’re selling a game in which one of the advertised features (multiplayer) does not function properly if at all.
Everyone has been doing this for nearly 20 years now if not more, it doesnt matter if people still buy. Money talks. As long as people pay it doesnt matter.
Because people keep buying them lol. Assassin's Creed, EVERY DAMN YEAR, it's so bad yet millions of copies sold. Far Cry? Literally looks and plays the same, still sells every time it comes out. Why would a company spend the money to improve the game when they can spend WAY LESS just paying someone to copy everything over when people are going to keep buying it?
Yep and I hate them for it. They ruined Siege, AC, The Division, Trials, their launcher, inviting friends. I can go on, but at this point I'd rather use the Epic Games launcher.
@@blindfire3167 I enjoyed Far Cry the way they did it before. Still a semi serious game while retaining a lot of the old mechanics, but with a completely different setting. I loved FC3 and FC4 individually although I knew they were practically the same game, sort of liked FC5 (admittedly it could have been a lot better) and never even touched FC6. Ubisoft just need to learn to listen to their players and stick to what works while adding/changing stuff that people want. If they did that I'd keep buying their games every time a new one comes out, even if it is very similar to the last one. But hey, they like changing stuff that we like and they like to add/keep stuff nobody wants. So fuck 'em.
I feel like people really don't hate modern Ubisoft anywhere near enough. With every recent Ubi game I've played there are always problems before even starting the game, or the UI is garbage and missing features. Trials Rising is legitimately one of the worst experiences I've had in a videogame.
And ubisoft costumer support is probably the worst costumer support i have ever had to deal with. If i never have to deal with anything ubisoft related again in my life its still to soon !
ok but ubisoft is never gonna get better. they're awful and they don't care, and their fanbase is probably also awful which is why the quality is so low
4:24-4:37 God, I feel this after playing Breakpoint. How in the actual hell are you gonna go from a game where they make Bolivia absolutely gorgeous, competently made cutscenes, solid controls without sacrificing fun for the realism, and can easily invite a friend to the session to the most generic ass island ever, cutscenes that look like you’re supposed to have dialogue options ala Mass Effect, having to watch your character patch up their leg for what feels like 5 minutes for even a SINGLE PIP of your health bar, and menus so goddamn annoying to get through, it’s impossible to even send a invite to your friend DESPITE HAVING XBOX, PLAYSTATION, OR STEAM TO HELP MITIGATE THIS?!
I feel you so much on this. I liked Wildlands I really did. I never even finished Breakpoint. Well technically me and my friend did, but only by cheesing the shit out of it and going to the final boss, who is present on the map right from the start and shooting him in the head, skipping the entire story.
4:23 Ubisoft is guilty of this way too often. Same happens with updates in R6 Siege, every season they decide to completely rework a perfectly working system out of the blue, with literally 0 people asking for changes beforehand.
It’s a sign of an excellent video when you find yourself sharing in Teo’s frustration at a game you have no plans to ever play - top quality stuff haha, Teo always makes such compelling rants
That race list loading from bottom to top has to be one of the most mind blowing things, like you have to actually go out of your way to make such a mess
Best thing about this video is. It is a summary of this channel. Of course you expect a gameplay sequence since it is a gaming channel. But no no no you are going to see how not to develop a game and the misery of these guys. Love this type of content Teo well done
When I watched the stream I genuinely thought that just the hour and change that took you guys to match up together deserved its own video, but I never thought you’d do it hahaha
Teo, I just wanted to say while I was watching one of your Mish Mash videos earlier today. I thought about how you really are my most favorite TH-camr out there 😊 after watching you since lagxpeanutpwner days, that’s always been my opinion about you
Every video I get a notification for, my husband Nick and I are sitting there anxiously waiting to see if his birthday clip made it into the video 🤣 seriously legendary, he showed everyone we know, even our coworkers. We are still so geeked about it teo, thank you teo!!
Had a similar experience with the first Trivial Pursuit Live game on Playstation. There has been a bug since the release of that game where you literally cannot generate a party, and the only way you can play with friends online is by finding a random lobby. This is usually impossible because there was always one guy sat in a lobby on his own who would be afk looking for a game and then never start a match. They've since "fixed this" by making Trivial Pursuit Live 2 - which is the exact same game but a new purchase and a slight reskin.
My friends and I bought Ghost Recon Breakpoint when it was put on steam, as we were fans of Wildlands that came out a few years earlier. Breakpoint has been out for years already, with Ubi originally refusing to sell it anywhere other than their own platform but eventually caved and put it up on steam for more sales. Well, we all bought it, and when I tell you the game just didn’t work, it just didn’t fucking work. For two of us the moment we actually started moving our character in game it would just immediately crash, no matter how many settings we changed or how many times we tried. We looked it up and found Reddit posts from TWO YEARS PRIOR talking about the issue, and an array of solutions that might work. We tried for a while, but could never get past initially moving our character without the crash. So awesome, Ubisoft games are so fun and awesome. Awesomely broken.
This happened to me with uno, because it no longer can run the uplay servers the game no longer functions on xbox so i bought it and a month later it just cant run and closes. Its been like that now for a year or two
Funny enough, this isnt only Ubisoft issue, its also EA and Origin, I have Battlefield 3 for ages but downloaded recently (Couldnt download when I bought it due to storage issues) and its been asking for a activation key on Origin even though it detects both on Steam and EA Play that I got it, money well spent-
I want to give my frustration from a different perspective: I use a steam deck. Been wanting to play games like Rayman Legends on it. But of course, everytime i want to open it, it requires me to log into uplay. First of all, this doesnt work offline, which i use a lot, and second, IT NEVER REMEMBERS MY LOGIN INFO. Its honeslty deplorabele the state ubisoft leaves its legacy stuff in as well as their recent stuff. It's like they want us to pirate their stuff.
Me and my brother were playing Far Cry 5 for like a week, one day we tried hopping back on to continue our story and we, for the life of us, couldn’t get back into a game together cause of some error; we uninstalled and haven’t touched it since Ubisoft really does shoot themselves in the foot when it comes to simple things like invites and UI
Honestly Teo, Thankyou on behalf of everyone, a true voice of the little people against these corrupt money hungry Game companies, who are caring less and less about the worth of the gameplay and more about how much profit they can suck out of each game they develop.
I came to see what this was and I stayed for the constant relatable takes on modern bad sequels that only get worse and lead to confusion and brokenness
Ubisoft can only make good assassins creed games. An example is siege it is such a mess currently at the start of the season the were bugs and servers down for days
@@GrzybeK3009 origin or odyssey there weren’t like the old ones but the had enjoyable campaigns and lots to do after to keep you entertained and the dlcs weren’t terrible either I didn’t like Valhalla due to it being a buggy mess on release and too long but the other two were good in my opinion hoping mirage will be fun as well
the activatiion key problemm i had with rs6 siege. Upllay asking for a activation key, but steam no longer showing you the keys for the games you buy. Had to connect to support for them to fix the game for me.
I’ve been trying to access the merch channel for the past few weeks and every time I open the link it says “website is impersonating teosmerch”. Can’t even get into the site regardless what I click. Is this a problem just from my end or is it the website having issues?
They genuinely can get it right at times but I think they suffer from the “if we don’t make changes, they’ll say it’s the same thing” although that’s true, it’s also true that if it’s not broken, don’t fix it 😅 just make improvements rather than reworks
The way to play with your friends is to wait for ubisoft to brick their multiplayer focused title's multiplayer system so that nobody plays it and you can just use quickjoin as nobody else will be online to connect to. Really simple really.
I literally wasn't able to play South Park stick of truth because of the activation code thing. It popped up literally after I played for 4 hours and I couldn't refund it
thank you for speaking on this lol i’m 100% with teo here. in fact i think he’s not being mad enough, ubisoft are glorified scammers who are notoriously horrible at making games and a shame to the entire videogame community
We need game companies to be called out like this more often.
they need to pay a fine for selling a broken game on their store.
@@ceshmate1953 The fact that they used to charge £12.99 for monopoly which was so buggy i never managed to finish a single game without it crashing and its still like that for almost 10 years now
Isn’t this technically illegal? Or at least against steam guidelines? They’re selling a game in which one of the advertised features (multiplayer) does not function properly if at all.
Everyone has been doing this for nearly 20 years now if not more, it doesnt matter if people still buy. Money talks. As long as people pay it doesnt matter.
people do, ubisoft has a bad reputation.
2:07 no way my 2016 friend request time traveled to 2023 to make teo upset💀
In Ubisoft’s defense, that was a _really_ cool download screen
valve made that download screen, theyre the only ones that make good stuff nowadays.
You know it’s sad when quickmatch is able to group all three of them.
and the fact that a random fourth didn't join them, meaning no one is playing that game online.
Not even a single streamsniper(as far as I'm aware) was willing to go through this experience
@@a2w4omp77 ikr, when stream snipers dont want to touch it you know its real bad
That's because they're prob only 3 players trying to queue
It was a really sad moment when me and some of my friends bought this game again recently and could only play through quickmatch
It's true Ubisoft Games for some reason instead of improve it looks like it goes backwards both in gameplay and in mechanics at times. Is so sad.
at times? most of the time from my experience
@@SenatorDodo09 like the division 2 ...
Because people keep buying them lol. Assassin's Creed, EVERY DAMN YEAR, it's so bad yet millions of copies sold. Far Cry? Literally looks and plays the same, still sells every time it comes out.
Why would a company spend the money to improve the game when they can spend WAY LESS just paying someone to copy everything over when people are going to keep buying it?
Yep and I hate them for it. They ruined Siege, AC, The Division, Trials, their launcher, inviting friends. I can go on, but at this point I'd rather use the Epic Games launcher.
@@blindfire3167 I enjoyed Far Cry the way they did it before. Still a semi serious game while retaining a lot of the old mechanics, but with a completely different setting. I loved FC3 and FC4 individually although I knew they were practically the same game, sort of liked FC5 (admittedly it could have been a lot better) and never even touched FC6.
Ubisoft just need to learn to listen to their players and stick to what works while adding/changing stuff that people want. If they did that I'd keep buying their games every time a new one comes out, even if it is very similar to the last one. But hey, they like changing stuff that we like and they like to add/keep stuff nobody wants. So fuck 'em.
I feel like people really don't hate modern Ubisoft anywhere near enough. With every recent Ubi game I've played there are always problems before even starting the game, or the UI is garbage and missing features.
Trials Rising is legitimately one of the worst experiences I've had in a videogame.
Ubisoft has been utter cancer for over a decade now, and still, apparently, making bank
And ubisoft costumer support is probably the worst costumer support i have ever had to deal with. If i never have to deal with anything ubisoft related again in my life its still to soon !
And it will continue to be terrible until people stop buying their games. Which won't happen lol.
Ubisoft is walking forward, but with neck twisted to backward
ok but ubisoft is never gonna get better. they're awful and they don't care, and their fanbase is probably also awful which is why the quality is so low
what i love is that, at that moment, they were the only 3 people in the world playing supercross in evolution
Teo is being way to harsh, as a game developer, it's extremely difficult, near impossible, to make a friends list that sorts alphabetically.
Bro, stop it!! He will never stream again!!
@@Frost059HDhey man look up, there's something flying over your head
Too
But you can make a friend list that sorts to online/offline players. Come on lol
Alphabetically AND by online status? At the same time? You're asking way too much, man.
4:24-4:37 God, I feel this after playing Breakpoint. How in the actual hell are you gonna go from a game where they make Bolivia absolutely gorgeous, competently made cutscenes, solid controls without sacrificing fun for the realism, and can easily invite a friend to the session to the most generic ass island ever, cutscenes that look like you’re supposed to have dialogue options ala Mass Effect, having to watch your character patch up their leg for what feels like 5 minutes for even a SINGLE PIP of your health bar, and menus so goddamn annoying to get through, it’s impossible to even send a invite to your friend DESPITE HAVING XBOX, PLAYSTATION, OR STEAM TO HELP MITIGATE THIS?!
I feel you so much on this.
I liked Wildlands I really did.
I never even finished Breakpoint.
Well technically me and my friend did, but only by cheesing the shit out of it and going to the final boss, who is present on the map right from the start and shooting him in the head, skipping the entire story.
My favourite Teo videos are ones where he fails to play games. Always quality stuff.
TeosGames but there's no games
This is what Jschlatt meant when he said "infinite games but no games"
Then this turned to the most distubing but funny conversation
4:23 Ubisoft is guilty of this way too often. Same happens with updates in R6 Siege, every season they decide to completely rework a perfectly working system out of the blue, with literally 0 people asking for changes beforehand.
Biker ramping off the download thing truly was the highlight of the stream
teo ranting about games and their development is my favorite thing for a while now. y’all remember the rant on “the dark pictures”? 😂
YOU DON'T GET US TO PLAY UNTIL 95% FINISHED
@@dryued6874 hahah exactly!
AND THEN CRASH IT FROM THERE ON OUT@@dryued6874
It’s a sign of an excellent video when you find yourself sharing in Teo’s frustration at a game you have no plans to ever play - top quality stuff haha, Teo always makes such compelling rants
truly a ubisoft moment
THAT WAS THE ENTIRE VIDEO?? It felt like a minute and it's already over 😂
That race list loading from bottom to top has to be one of the most mind blowing things, like you have to actually go out of your way to make such a mess
I stopped buying EA or Ubisoft games like 5 years ago, never been happier ever since.
Never buy their multiplayer games, and wait for good reviews for their single player games
Best thing about this video is. It is a summary of this channel. Of course you expect a gameplay sequence since it is a gaming channel. But no no no you are going to see how not to develop a game and the misery of these guys. Love this type of content Teo well done
The classic Ubisoft experience
the edit of the bike on the graph is so well done. really good job whoever did that! :)
Teo is legit man, just call out their shit
“Imma go yell at my dog”
Proceeds to walk past the dog behind
Teo has blessed us once again
8:21 that random wheeze caught me off guard XD
The title implies Ubisoft only messed up this once.
When I watched the stream I genuinely thought that just the hour and change that took you guys to match up together deserved its own video, but I never thought you’d do it hahaha
Teo, I just wanted to say while I was watching one of your Mish Mash videos earlier today. I thought about how you really are my most favorite TH-camr out there 😊 after watching you since lagxpeanutpwner days, that’s always been my opinion about you
Thank you ❤
4:34 see, the REAL question here is "Why do they make games?"
The ending couldn’t be more fitting
Teo turning into Jordan Peterson at 3:50 cracks me up
Are you telling me that UBISOFT MESSED SOMETHING UP!!??? NO WAY DUDE!!
Every video I get a notification for, my husband Nick and I are sitting there anxiously waiting to see if his birthday clip made it into the video 🤣 seriously legendary, he showed everyone we know, even our coworkers. We are still so geeked about it teo, thank you teo!!
they really should add a "before you buy" notification to let you know of the issues with it
look at the person who wrote “i want to kms”’s name😂
I love flashes astute observation in the beginning that maybe it was a kids game
Had a similar experience with the first Trivial Pursuit Live game on Playstation. There has been a bug since the release of that game where you literally cannot generate a party, and the only way you can play with friends online is by finding a random lobby. This is usually impossible because there was always one guy sat in a lobby on his own who would be afk looking for a game and then never start a match.
They've since "fixed this" by making Trivial Pursuit Live 2 - which is the exact same game but a new purchase and a slight reskin.
This happened to a game that I've put about 1000 hours into and I had the same reaction
I just watched that episode of Always Sunny where Dennis takes a mental health day, The similarities are crazy
Love how the end of the video is them finally getting to play
Teo in the next video
“Ello everyone this video is sponsored by Ubisoft”
That was so fucking funny, man. The ending - gold
Lol i just realised that this video is the prequel to the Fursonas and Weird Conversation video lmaooo
I feel this video so hard, games just get more and more overcomplicated and non user friendly.
another valid reason why Soviet Womble will never play Ubisoft games
editing always good, content always fun, but i think the captions should have a smaller black border
"Should we go back to evolution?" and "How do you find a race?" have to be the most philosophical sounding questions Flash has ever asked
This rant is fucking amazing and justified lol, i need more, dunno why, but i do
Hi teo today is my birthday and i was really hoping you would post a video today thank you and keep making people smile
Happy birthday!
My friends and I bought Ghost Recon Breakpoint when it was put on steam, as we were fans of Wildlands that came out a few years earlier. Breakpoint has been out for years already, with Ubi originally refusing to sell it anywhere other than their own platform but eventually caved and put it up on steam for more sales. Well, we all bought it, and when I tell you the game just didn’t work, it just didn’t fucking work. For two of us the moment we actually started moving our character in game it would just immediately crash, no matter how many settings we changed or how many times we tried. We looked it up and found Reddit posts from TWO YEARS PRIOR talking about the issue, and an array of solutions that might work. We tried for a while, but could never get past initially moving our character without the crash. So awesome, Ubisoft games are so fun and awesome. Awesomely broken.
This is such a hilarious video really managed to make a rant into a proper Teo vid.
when teo plays trials with sammy and flash it's pretty funny
This happened to me with uno, because it no longer can run the uplay servers the game no longer functions on xbox so i bought it and a month later it just cant run and closes. Its been like that now for a year or two
Funny enough, this isnt only Ubisoft issue, its also EA and Origin, I have Battlefield 3 for ages but downloaded recently (Couldnt download when I bought it due to storage issues) and its been asking for a activation key on Origin even though it detects both on Steam and EA Play that I got it, money well spent-
I want to give my frustration from a different perspective:
I use a steam deck. Been wanting to play games like Rayman Legends on it. But of course, everytime i want to open it, it requires me to log into uplay. First of all, this doesnt work offline, which i use a lot, and second, IT NEVER REMEMBERS MY LOGIN INFO. Its honeslty deplorabele the state ubisoft leaves its legacy stuff in as well as their recent stuff. It's like they want us to pirate their stuff.
Me and my brother were playing Far Cry 5 for like a week, one day we tried hopping back on to continue our story and we, for the life of us, couldn’t get back into a game together cause of some error; we uninstalled and haven’t touched it since
Ubisoft really does shoot themselves in the foot when it comes to simple things like invites and UI
Lmao 1:18
The comment that shows Teo future trying to play this game 😂
I love flashes little laugh at the end dude hah😂
The first Watchdogs is what got Ubisoft on my bad side. The tech demo was years ahead of the actual game they released.
Infinite games, but no games 😔
Honestly Teo, Thankyou on behalf of everyone, a true voice of the little people against these corrupt money hungry Game companies, who are caring less and less about the worth of the gameplay and more about how much profit they can suck out of each game they develop.
Genuinely, I'd rather just go to sleep after work instead of ATTEMPTING to make games work
I love this video dude
I came to see what this was and I stayed for the constant relatable takes on modern bad sequels that only get worse and lead to confusion and brokenness
I love how fusion is the only one that works and it’s the only one they didn’t try. It’s also the best one lol
Ubisoft know how to run up a bag
The Modern PC Experience, broken ports. 3 launchers to open one game and none of them work with eachother. good stuff
1:17 a premonition
A Deadly Premonition.
5:06 Doesn't Ubi show the activation key when you start the game through steam?
Or at least i believe my assassin's Creed copies doing that
Hey Teo, may not see this comment but where did you get that coat/overshirt you are wearing in the beginning of the video?
Is teo still selling merch? Can't get on the page :(
I’m pretty sure the Monopoly game and Uno game by Ubisoft don’t work on Xbox. That was like a year or 2 ago but idk.
That's the type of frustration I have with EA currently.
These Trials video's come out like star wars movies :D I hope there's more of it.
i can‘t believe its main channel content, iv‘e never been so dissapointet in here. i am here for the fun not for the shit i am living my life trough
Is this a prequel to Sammy's sharting shenanigans?
Ubisoft can only make good assassins creed games. An example is siege it is such a mess currently at the start of the season the were bugs and servers down for days
The word "good" here is a huge stretch. Mediocre would be more fitting
What was the last good AC game in your opinion?
@@GrzybeK3009 origin or odyssey there weren’t like the old ones but the had enjoyable campaigns and lots to do after to keep you entertained and the dlcs weren’t terrible either I didn’t like Valhalla due to it being a buggy mess on release and too long but the other two were good in my opinion hoping mirage will be fun as well
Ubisoft causes knee pain, confirmed.
Teo, it's driving me nuts, are you ever going to put anything in that cabinet behind you? lol
bro, ubisoft cant make uno work correctly. im not surprised anymore
Nothing makes me genuinely rage more in games than unintuitive menus and parts of the games not functioning because of a later update
i watched this (funny btw) video and I didnt even get to see you guys race?? LOL
Ubisoft messed up? I can't believe this! Next you're gonna tell me the sky is blue or something
All of this... And we didn't even get to see some gameplay to relieve our nerves xD
Good old Ubisoft being Ubisoft.
We all hate ubisoft!
the activatiion key problemm i had with rs6 siege. Upllay asking for a activation key, but steam no longer showing you the keys for the games you buy. Had to connect to support for them to fix the game for me.
after all of that, we don't even get to see gameplay lmfao
I was really hoping "trials" meant "outlast trials" lol
I felt this way trying to play uno. It's been broken even longer on xbox
I’ve been trying to access the merch channel for the past few weeks and every time I open the link it says “website is impersonating teosmerch”. Can’t even get into the site regardless what I click. Is this a problem just from my end or is it the website having issues?
They genuinely can get it right at times but I think they suffer from the “if we don’t make changes, they’ll say it’s the same thing” although that’s true, it’s also true that if it’s not broken, don’t fix it 😅 just make improvements rather than reworks
Ngl teo looks super cute with that hairstyle
4:35 don’t tell teo about cod
The way to play with your friends is to wait for ubisoft to brick their multiplayer focused title's multiplayer system so that nobody plays it and you can just use quickjoin as nobody else will be online to connect to. Really simple really.
Ubisoft really is dogwater isn't it
I literally wasn't able to play South Park stick of truth because of the activation code thing. It popped up literally after I played for 4 hours and I couldn't refund it
1:19 the reviewer's name 🤣
thank you for speaking on this lol i’m 100% with teo here. in fact i think he’s not being mad enough, ubisoft are glorified scammers who are notoriously horrible at making games and a shame to the entire videogame community
you almost had my name, leo