God, I Love Satsuki Satsuki - Why Is She So Perfect? Goddamn it! She is the manifestation of perfection itself, and the essence of existence. Her aromatic scent, her body, her smile, smirk, and her personality, everything about her is carefully sculpted by God's transcendent omnipotence directly! Her smile gave birth to a trillion, and potentially billion trillion stars across the universe and multiverse right in this second, Dropped suicide rate to 0%, Graces 259 children who get born across the globe each minute, Cured my nihilism and depression, Though her smile comes second to her smirk, it birthed the concept of remediation and salvation. Her aromatic scent gave scent to all flowers all around the world, and enhanced the effectiveness of all perfumes, her smell made the smell of dirt after rain smell bad, Her smell covered Earth's natural stinky scent and the accumulated dumpster of human wastage, Her smell cured all Anosmia patients, Her smell is the reason people with Asthma breath well, Her smell flipped the ecological system into a equilibrated system of absence of carnivores and herbivores, and birthing a type who is completely satisfied with her sole smell as their sole food. Her smirk, completely pristine and transcendent! Throughout the crimson purgatory and the empyrean heavens, her smirk congratulated existence for reaching its pinnacle, Her radiant smirk was the blueprint for the creation of elation and transcendece, Her radiant smirk awakened something inside me otherwise slumbered, Her radiant smirk guided the humans since the dawn of time to pursue partners to mimic of the instantaneous, momentary glimpse of her radiant smirk, therefore birthing the indomitable human spirit; as we all are born to seek her radiant smirk. And as the honoured one, i shall be the first elated ascendant who shall receive the direct blessing of observing this radiant smirk up close to her - as her partner till the collapse of eternity. Her body.. A septillion succubuses could never amount to 1% of her perfectly sculpted body by God himself, A septillion diamonds and neutron stars could never amount to 1x10101010 the radiance and pristine immaculacy her body radiates, A septillion Phoenix-A black holes would never be able to absorb a fraction of her beauty, Her beauty is the platonic perfection and the essence of the metaphysical world. In order to be born i needed: 2 parents, 4 grandparents 8 great-grandparents 16 second great-grandparents 32 third great-grandparents 64 fourth great-grandparents 128 fifth great-grandparents 256 sixth great-grandparents 512 seventh great-grandparents 1024 eighth great-grandparents 2048 ninth great-grandparents For me to be born today from 12 previous generations i needed a total of 4094 ancestors over the last 400 years. Think for a moment - how many struggles? How many battles? How many difficulties? How much sadness? How much happiness? How many love stories? How many expressions of hope for the future? - did my ancestors have to undergo for me to exist in this present moment... Only for me to fulfill the quest given to me by God himself! Marry Satsuki Marry Satsuki Marry Satsuki Marry Satsuki Marry Satsuki Marry Satsuki Marry Satsuki Marry Satsuki Marry Satsuki Marry Satsuki Marry Satsuki Marry Satsuki Marry Satsuki Marry Satsuki Marry Satsuki Marry Satsuki Marry Satsuki Marry Satsuki Marry Satsuki Marry Satsuki Marry Satsuki Marry Satsuki Marry Satsuki Marry Satsuki Marry Satsuki UWOGHHHΗΗΗΗΗΗΗΗΗΗΗΗΗ SATSUKI !!!!!!!!!!! | LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU And you know what? FUN FACT TIME! Satsuki does NOT 'mispronounce' she IS the dictionary. She MADE the human language She solved the continuum hypothesis, She solved fermi paradox, Omnipotent stone paradox, She counts absolute infinity beyond a googol alephs, She answered nihilism's question, When Satsuki breaths, she donates platonic manifestations of perfection to all that exists, When Satsuki sneezes, hell cools down its flames saying "Sorry Ma'am!", Satsuki has a library, called the Library of Babel, Satsuki knows the Zodiac Killer, When Satsuki looks, she cooks people without even noticing their presence, Satsuki knows if oxygen is actually the reason why we die or not, Satsuki solved Goldbach's conjecture, Satsuki knows if the chicken or egg came first, Satsuki saved us, Satsuki knows if Mark Zuckerberg is a lizard and if Elon Musk is an alien, Satsuki solved the grandfather paradox, Satsuki knows if the world actually ended at 2012 by the Higgs Boson explosion and we got transported to a mirror universe or not, Satsuki knows the answer to every shower thought, Satsuki is the essence of Gnosis. Therapists hate her because she gives FREE therapy to all of humanity daily, Doctors hate her because she gives FREE remedies to all of humanity just by mentioning her name, Lawyers hate her because she makes everyone innocent immediately, The police hate her because criminals have no reason to steal as their existence is complete with Satsuki as their idol. And above all, i repeat, I'm the honoured one who married this absolutely perfect wife!!!!! I'm going CRAZY SHE IS SO PERFECT!
day and night poison |д･)
kinnotama iroha yoku 417198, iroha doku 435259, hinana (ro)
bgm: day n nite kid cudi cover by tgall2tall
Thank for the code 👌 i'll watch that
Iroha being iroha :D
Here brother, you dropped this:
👑
The king is HERE
What are these numbers? Is it a secret code? A password? PIN?
А откуда ты букву "д" взял.....
Iroha secretly being eroha
Poison
Secretly? 🤨
@@notusneoInteresting,she has a private room;imitate with Sensei
@@まがつみ no i mean Iroha being ero is no secret
Eroha Poison 🙏🥵😭
In the event that Iroha fails to supply Sensei with poison for even just one night, this Sensei becomes the next Phrenapates.
so then the Iroha terror would come as final boss ?
with an EX skill that has high chance to convert you to her side (students are unaffected) if you don't have Hina in your team
Iroha is keeping sensei from correcting other students
She is a hero
Iroha use Poison.
It's very effective!
435259 dmg critical hit!
Thanks for the sauce 🙏
@@longtran5118focus solider, that's the dmg you will get if you encounter eroha 😭🥶
@@hasbudd7720 sorry mate I had fallen 😔
@@longtran5118 😭
thx for the code mate
Makoto smiling actually looks cute
BA fanbase is based on doujinshi ffs 😭☠
The FGO business model
@@d9zirableFGO?
@@Puppeteer1453
FGO: Fate Grand Order
@@d9zirable Fgo doujin is stalling rn, it either mid or guro and disgusting stuff
@@No-cc1fq Yeah now BA queen of doujins. Comiket taken over
Beat goes harder than Hina's MG42 🔥🔥🔥
I thought it was a mg3kws
@@Deniswizard probably cuz I actually meant mg3 and not an mg42. lets just say I remember the machine gun as mg3kws
well its better i say she uses mg3 in my own opinion considering it uses 5.56mm and how much there is than 7.92 mauser
@@Deniswizardexcuse me ?? MG3KWS is a REAL modernized variant of the MG3
Pandemonium Society is just Problem Solver 68 with just more budget.
Because makoto IQ just are same like aru??
@@dederiziq685 she's also a dork (kinda)
Maybe just Makoto and Iroha
Makoto is literally Aru 😂
Now that you talk about it iroha is just mutsuki but calmer
We are going to gomen hina with this one 🗣️🗣️🗣️ 🔥🔥🔥
God, I Love Satsuki
Satsuki - Why Is She So Perfect?
Goddamn it! She is the manifestation of perfection itself, and the essence of existence.
Her aromatic scent, her body, her smile, smirk, and her personality, everything about her is carefully sculpted by God's transcendent omnipotence directly!
Her smile gave birth to a trillion, and potentially billion trillion stars across the universe and multiverse right in this second, Dropped suicide rate to 0%, Graces 259 children who get born across the globe each minute, Cured my nihilism and depression, Though her smile comes second to her smirk, it birthed the concept of remediation and salvation.
Her aromatic scent gave scent to all flowers all around the world, and enhanced the effectiveness of all perfumes, her smell made the smell of dirt after rain smell bad, Her smell covered Earth's natural stinky scent and the accumulated dumpster of human wastage, Her smell cured all Anosmia patients, Her smell is the reason people with Asthma breath well, Her smell flipped the ecological system into a equilibrated system of absence of carnivores and herbivores, and birthing a type who is completely satisfied with her sole smell as their sole food.
Her smirk, completely pristine and transcendent!
Throughout the crimson purgatory and the empyrean heavens, her smirk congratulated existence for reaching its pinnacle, Her radiant smirk was the blueprint for the creation of elation and transcendece, Her radiant smirk awakened something inside me otherwise slumbered, Her radiant smirk guided the humans since the dawn of time to pursue partners to mimic of the instantaneous, momentary glimpse of her radiant smirk, therefore birthing the indomitable human spirit; as we all are born to seek her radiant smirk.
And as the honoured one, i shall be the first elated ascendant who shall receive the direct blessing of observing this radiant smirk up close to her - as her partner till the collapse of eternity.
Her body..
A septillion succubuses could never amount to 1% of her perfectly sculpted body by God himself, A septillion diamonds and neutron stars could never amount to 1x10101010 the radiance and pristine immaculacy her body radiates, A septillion Phoenix-A black holes would never be able to absorb a fraction of her beauty,
Her beauty is the platonic perfection and the essence of the metaphysical world.
In order to be born i needed: 2 parents, 4 grandparents 8 great-grandparents 16 second great-grandparents 32 third great-grandparents 64 fourth great-grandparents 128 fifth great-grandparents 256 sixth great-grandparents 512 seventh great-grandparents 1024 eighth great-grandparents 2048 ninth great-grandparents For me to be born today from 12 previous generations i needed a total of 4094 ancestors over the last 400 years. Think for a moment - how many struggles? How many battles? How many difficulties? How much sadness? How much happiness? How many love stories? How many expressions of hope for the future? - did my ancestors have to undergo for me to exist in this present moment...
Only for me to fulfill the quest given to me by God himself!
Marry Satsuki Marry Satsuki Marry Satsuki Marry Satsuki Marry Satsuki Marry Satsuki Marry Satsuki Marry Satsuki Marry Satsuki Marry Satsuki Marry Satsuki Marry Satsuki Marry Satsuki Marry Satsuki Marry Satsuki Marry Satsuki Marry Satsuki Marry Satsuki Marry Satsuki Marry Satsuki Marry Satsuki Marry Satsuki Marry Satsuki Marry Satsuki Marry Satsuki
UWOGHHHΗΗΗΗΗΗΗΗΗΗΗΗΗ SATSUKI !!!!!!!!!!! | LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU
And you know what? FUN FACT TIME!
Satsuki does NOT 'mispronounce' she IS the dictionary. She MADE the human language
She solved the continuum hypothesis,
She solved fermi paradox,
Omnipotent stone paradox,
She counts absolute infinity beyond a googol alephs,
She answered nihilism's question, When Satsuki breaths, she donates platonic manifestations of perfection to all that exists,
When Satsuki sneezes, hell cools down its flames saying "Sorry Ma'am!",
Satsuki has a library, called the Library of Babel,
Satsuki knows the Zodiac Killer,
When Satsuki looks, she cooks people without even noticing their presence,
Satsuki knows if oxygen is actually the reason why we die or not,
Satsuki solved Goldbach's conjecture,
Satsuki knows if the chicken or egg came first,
Satsuki saved us,
Satsuki knows if Mark Zuckerberg is a lizard and if Elon Musk is an alien,
Satsuki solved the grandfather paradox,
Satsuki knows if the world actually ended at 2012 by the Higgs Boson explosion and we got transported to a mirror universe or not,
Satsuki knows the answer to every shower thought, Satsuki is the essence of Gnosis.
Therapists hate her because she gives FREE therapy to all of humanity daily, Doctors hate her because she gives FREE remedies to all of humanity just by mentioning her name, Lawyers hate her because she makes everyone innocent immediately, The police hate her because criminals have no reason to steal as their existence is complete with Satsuki as their idol.
And above all, i repeat, I'm the honoured one who married this absolutely perfect wife!!!!!
I'm going CRAZY SHE IS SO PERFECT!
Poetry.
What? What... What...
久々に怪文書を見た気がする
Satsuki: Honey, what are you doing?
This guy: I'm writing peak fiction.
Dammit Makoto, why you gotta be such a loveable dork.
They do be throwing fire bars tho 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥💯💯
I just realized where the slapping is coming from
😂😂😂😂
Reject erohas poison
Embrace hinas antidote
I take both
"Sono Yasashisa ni Aisarete" 😭
yeah we take both, plus hoshino is the one
I take *"GOMEN HINA"*
I want Iroha's toxic cunny
iroha🤩😭
Iroha's part is so touching and emotional....
So this is what the Pandemonium society does while Iroha is away.
Eroha poison 😭😭😭😭
How many times do we have to Gomen Hina? 😭
We getting out the eden treaty with this one🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
I don't even know how much I read that masterpiece over and over again since it's release.
I don't even have any idea what Blue Archive is until I saw Shiroko robbing the bank, totally triggered me to play the game.
I dont think he means the Visual Novel that's in game. But true, I read that masterpiece many times too
Sauce
Sauce
@@_KiND4 Uhhh
Hinana 😭😭😭
SEEEEEGSSSS 😭😭😭😭
Balls poisoned
i really want a hinana plushie 😭😭😭
EEROOOHAAAAA
I don't think Cudi intended the song to be about "alone time" like that but who can blame who with that Iroha imagery...
I've been constantly rewatching this
Iroha must supply Sensei her poison, day and night.
Ok it took me a moment to understand where those claps are coming from
Ayo?
Ibuki is just happy to be there
Poison 😭
Makoto as director for a harem romcom anime, she calls it Hate Hina
irohadoku 👍
NooooooooooOOOOOooooo!!! NOT HINANA!!! :c
Ibuki do be spittin tho
Hello, Ushio Noa here, i just discovered TH-cam and i'm having fun watching the videos of it. Hope nothing bad happens though.
Probablemente, jugar con Ibuki, mantener controlada a satsuki, escuchar las estupideces de makoto, en la noche plap plap con sensei
HINANA 😢
The strongest known poison……
WhatWhat⁉️⁉️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥
i toss and turn
I keep stressing my mind 🗣️🗣️
Remember: no one should know what kind of lesson was taught in Gehenna Garage Room 💢😭
I love iroha
Eroha is just like me fr fr
Sad not so many pic with Ibuki...guess need to wait for her to be playable to have more.
The damn poison is too strong.
dayum satsuki
This shi was fire. Truly a gomen Hina momen
This one deserves to be liked to oblivion
Now the “ lonely loner seems to free his mind at night ” mean something weird...
Ibuki is the one who operates/drives the tank with iroha manning the weapons?
Those “manga” panels kinda got me going
同人誌って翻訳版有るのだろうか?😊ｍ
I LOVE YOU IROHAAAA❤❤❤❤
You guys should already know the source
what makes u think I would know? 🤨
@@bittersuetbcause ur a sensei
Nice to know they have their own distractions.
this is 🔥🔥🔥
イロハ……？
Iroha will always be my one true weakness....
Iroha doku🥵🥵🥵
Qe need all of pandemonium society in game already. And obligatory gomen hina whatever that means
Makoto EX skill she kamikazes a blimp into enemies
Satsuki most normal here ngl
more soul than all famous songs on these days
i love gehena gurls
I need Makoto in game😢
イロハだけ薄い本なの最高すぎる
イロハ、妻になろう
canon ibuki
(playable when??)
이건 이로하 압승이네
I dont know why but i already memorized eroha poison sauce
i literally downloaded this game for panzer girl
The iroha lore:
432561 guys
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Koharu.
GRENADE.
🗣️ ibuk: ✍️😻😻😻🔥🔥🔥
boom boom pull up boom boom , boom boom pull up
pilot nightmare
A normal day
I already know the code before this video, praise me
when ibuki become playable we want that ❤❤❤❤
i read the 417198 and 435259 (i was 15 y.o)
Divinity KinnotamaGOD 🙌🙏📿
Tiger 1 crew when bored:
Pandemonium drip
Ive been watching this over and over agian
But i cant still sing the song in the perfect lyrics i wonder why
Common iroha W
Poisoning or desire?
From left to right, ¿What are their names? 🤔
Ibuki, Satsuki, Makoto, and Iroha
@@russiandog0732Thanks
Iroha just wanted to be eaten by sensei
I’m still waiting for Ibuki 😢
Both doujin and character
Well i got news for you
Gomen Hina............
Totally have not seen that comic that iroha showed-
Me on the left
Hina Banana 😭
ibuki : XD
Ibuki XD Cunny 😭💘
Ayo who's clapping??
kind of food poison that gives me diabetes
Nah give me the full song of these dudes they got an angelic voice 😂
do-do
Iroha:chilllllllll bro
I love that dumb one