Other Simon Jordan words and phrases you could use: "with that in mind" "ultimately" "run with the hare and hunt with the hounds" "observations" "deader than a dead thing from dead land" "but notwithstanding that"
Just because someone 'sounds smart' (usually because they have a large vocabulary), that doesn't necessarily mean they are smart. Another classic example of that who also works for TalkSport is Rory Jennings
@@jaysmith2858you can’t compare Jordan to Jennings. Jordan actually is smart - he was a self made millionaire in his 20’s. Jennings is a failed child actor who runs a pod cast and used his dad’s connections to get a slot on Talksport - the bloke is a bloody berk and a Herbert, he knows feck all about football and has made a career out of badly informed hot takes. I like listening to Jordan, I turn the radio off when that pleb Jennings comes on.
@@DXJ_YT Jordan sold one business for £80m but then nearly completely destroyed Crystal Palace FC. Being sometimes business smart does not necessarily equate to a person being smart in other ways. I mentioned both Jordan and Jennings because both of them have shows on TalkSport and because both of them think they are wordsmiths and try to appear smarter than they actually are. Unfortunately lots of people think that those who are able to string a few words together that contain more than a couple of syllables are highly intelligent and the arbiters of common sense. That's not always the case, as it isn't with Jordan and Jennings.
Love Darren's scripts for his impressions but I think Adam Diggle has Simon's impression nailed down. He's fantastic and would love to see them collaborate
I dont think so pal, he was only on talksport because simon was butthurt about dan farleys impression of him. Simon can go and F himself 😂 trying to tell us who to watch and who not to.
Man this is brilliant my suggestion is that Simon Looks Like a Fabio Capello love child. Go for a capello look, square glasses 🤓 and darker wig. Bloody love you man, the best videos to watch after another shite day is your good self. woy hodgen cracking up at harry kane for not taking corners and then heading them in is my favourite. Peace and love mate
To be fair i am not sure Simon brings up the crystal palace as much but moreso Jim who always leads off a question to him " As former owner of Crystal Palace how do you feel.." Great stuff though!
This is actually Simon Jordan pretending to be Darren Farley impersonating Simon Jordan
Simon = top LAD proper clobber
A dude pretending to be a dude pretending to be another dude.
Is this the guy who used to own Crystal Palace?
you know
That’s the Herbert
Yeah his names Simon Jordan
That's him @@snookerstones
Also put them into administration
I have missed the Simon Jordan impression
perfect face for radio 😂😂😂
Mate the joke is decades old
Simons putting himself in an invidious position by going on Mastermind.
Simon "courage of his convictions" Jordan
Dollars over donuts
Simon “nature of the beast” Jordan.
Simon “notwithstanding that” Jordan.
This is sour grapes
@@batubaru2445 nah, sweet grape candy
Dollars for donuts we have all missed the Simon Jordan impressions.
I’ve been waiting for the Simon Jordan impression. 🤣
You squared the circle on this one you Herbert!
the piers morgan of football punditry ( he's probably his idol )
the “thinking man’s” piers morgan
Pls no, Simon at least know a little. Piers just talks shirt. Fact he's hated by arsenal & non arsenal fans terms you a lot
He look's like that berk that use to own Crystal Palace
Absolutely hilarious 😂
Bleedin' Preposterous!!
Gary is a berk 🤣🤣
2nd that notation
Gary is a berk
You’re so so talented!😂😂
Simon Jordan an enigma wrapped in a conundrum
He's a berk..he's a herbert!
This is so epic & brilliant. Marvellous 😂🤣🤣
Every time you touch the ball, I’ll be there.
Square the circle 😂😂😂
Excellent job we love it Farley
Spot on about Neville
Completely correct there.
Simon = top LAD proper clobber 🤝
Great to see Simon Jordan back again!
this is gold it just gets funnier and funnier
Thank you for making me laugh during this depressive time
Agreed son,keep ya chin up son
Need to get Ken from Mumbai on mastermind
Oh my that is spot on. Absolutely spot on Simon Jordan impression 🙏
Other Simon Jordan words and phrases you could use:
"with that in mind"
"ultimately"
"run with the hare and hunt with the hounds"
"observations"
"deader than a dead thing from dead land"
"but notwithstanding that"
Yep. Also 'direction of travel' and 'optics'
So good !!
You do Simon absolutely brilliantly
You really have a huge talent Farley, keep going!
That’s what she said!
Listening to the opinions of the players is like the tail wagging the what? "Berk"
Absolutely BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!
I laughed way to hard at this 😂😂
Please do the others on Master Mind. This is absolutely quality 😂🤣🤣
THIS WAS ELITE 😂
tbh i actually like the Simon`s style when hes talking about football, he seems a smart guy
Just because someone 'sounds smart' (usually because they have a large vocabulary), that doesn't necessarily mean they are smart. Another classic example of that who also works for TalkSport is Rory Jennings
Depends on the point of view.
@@jaysmith2858you can’t compare Jordan to Jennings. Jordan actually is smart - he was a self made millionaire in his 20’s. Jennings is a failed child actor who runs a pod cast and used his dad’s connections to get a slot on Talksport - the bloke is a bloody berk and a Herbert, he knows feck all about football and has made a career out of badly informed hot takes. I like listening to Jordan, I turn the radio off when that pleb Jennings comes on.
@@DXJ_YT Simon?! Is that you?!!!
@@DXJ_YT Jordan sold one business for £80m but then nearly completely destroyed Crystal Palace FC. Being sometimes business smart does not necessarily equate to a person being smart in other ways.
I mentioned both Jordan and Jennings because both of them have shows on TalkSport and because both of them think they are wordsmiths and try to appear smarter than they actually are.
Unfortunately lots of people think that those who are able to string a few words together that contain more than a couple of syllables are highly intelligent and the arbiters of common sense. That's not always the case, as it isn't with Jordan and Jennings.
lol love this
Simon jordan is like a aging 1980s pop star
So happy to cut through the nonthenth and straight to the qustions
Just class.👍
Wow, this is so good mate 🤣🤣👏🏻
Glad he's back😂😂😂😂
Absolutely brilliant 😂😂😂😂😂
He forgot to say "the fish rots from the head down"
Your name ? Simon Jordan. And your chosen specialist subject? Everything, because I’m an expert at everything.
Gary Nevilles ruined my day the little creature 😂😂
Spot on impersonation haha.
Not much competition for John Culshaw.
Next will be Ruben Amorim on Mastermind when he flops!!
I'm not sure, but I *think* he used to run Crystal Palace
You missed out that Simon should be consequenced for going on mastermind...his favourite word...
Love the Gary Neville stuff 😂
Brilliantly done ✔
In an invidious position 😂😂😂😂😂
Simon “with the greatest will in the world “‘Jordan
Simon "I stole Ronnie Kray's glasses" Jordan
He wrote the questions himself you know, the Berk.
Stand him in on talk sport for Christmas 2 x simon jordans
😂 class that
"Shhhh..herbert!"
So funny gosh 😂
Love Darren's scripts for his impressions but I think Adam Diggle has Simon's impression nailed down. He's fantastic and would love to see them collaborate
I dont think so pal, he was only on talksport because simon was butthurt about dan farleys impression of him. Simon can go and F himself 😂 trying to tell us who to watch and who not to.
He cannot square the circle😂😂
I can though
I have never heard a duck that talks 🦆
Don't forget "what's that got to do with the price of cheese".
Detest Simon Jordan but this is good
This is hilarious 😂 I used to own Crystal Palace you know
How is square the circle an insult 😂😂
Because, the circle identifies as a triangle?🤓
Forgot the bleedin prepostorus
I'm disappointed he didn't say 'priced into his thinking'.
What a big herberk!
Masterclass!!!
Come on mate, we need to hear Ange's press conference from tonight's game with Rangers
Man this is brilliant my suggestion is that Simon Looks Like a Fabio Capello love child. Go for a capello look, square glasses 🤓 and darker wig. Bloody love you man, the best videos to watch after another shite day is your good self. woy hodgen cracking up at harry kane for not taking corners and then heading them in is my favourite. Peace and love mate
Brutal 😂
missed this impression 😂😂😂
He's right about Gary Neville, though 😂😂
Should've got another pint at end of first q when he went on about owning cp once
Wheres the Martin Keown impression?
You forgot to mention “I had dinner with Roger Federer” and my mate Theo Pathitis and Daniel Levy
I'm glad it's not just me that has noticed that Simon Jordan likes to name drop.
I think he used to own Crystal Palace!
Simple Simon !!
Hes a herbert lol 😆
Nailed it
Yes,we need Ken from Mumbai please Darren.😂
Darren, you have scored 100 out of 100. Here's a lollipop ❤
Class
Im not 100% sure, but I think he used to own Crystal Palace,somebody should ask him😊
What about 'snatching defeat from the jaws of victory '?
Sometimes sounds like Harry Kane
I agree about Gary Neville 😂
No you're just triggered.
@One.Zero.One101 OK soft lad.
To be fair i am not sure Simon brings up the crystal palace as much but moreso Jim who always leads off a question to him " As former owner of Crystal Palace how do you feel.." Great stuff though!
Ha ha so funny brilliant
Bleeding herbert
Big ange next please darren
Do you do mark goldbridge - you should!
But is it just dollars for donuts 🤣