48 year old Mancunian. My girl left after 26 beautiful years together. Filled up many many pint pots with tears . Food pairing = chipsticks. Totally lost (boys). Found your amazing videos. Spent a packet on camping gear Went to lakes It wiped the floor with me. Filled up another pint pot of tears in the tent. But in the morning , something had changed. New day , new life,. Thanks so much hazey, you will never know the impact your passion & humour & love for us lot and the outdoors has had on me but hope you get a sprinkle of the importance of this. Much love , have a fab year. X
Awesome video brother 👌 I'm a Veteran that suffers with PTSD but thank to your channel ( and me Yorkshire bird ) I've got back into wild camping . So thank you Hazey your an ambassador for living happy . Much love from your friends in Wales Ritchie Veteran and Raven x
I would love to find a place where I could light my bushbox without getting seen and moved on .. Your humour and the way you explain things makes my day ! Keep it up , stay safe ..
Taking my 2 grandsons age 4&7 on their first campout next weekend, they're so excited. Used to do it all the time when my kids were growing up, even used to take all their mates. So when my youngest said he wanted his boys to have the same memories he has it became a top priority. I can't wait to take them to my local beach where we'll have a lovely campfire to cook our dinner over then star gaze before snuggling up together. Good memories truly do last a lifetime. Oh and it's definitely a bread bun. Thank you for being such an inspiration Hazey❤️
I Love how there's no background music to it and just him talking, the view and the sounds of nature and the Midges obv haha - breathe of fresh air ! Awesome video!!
I call it a bread bap because it’s bigger then a bread roll and flatter. Have a great time at work and don’t leave it to long till your back with us take care .
I just got back from a week in the woods of Northern Michigan. The mosquitoes and black flies will drive you crazy this time year. I’m feeling it for you.
For me, I think the same joy you had after those midges buggered off is the same feeling of joy I get watching your videos. That moment of peace after the midges have battered you. And your analogy is just what I needed. Thanks for the pick me up, uncle Haze 🌿
I don't get bothered much by midges or mosquitoes anymore. I eat garlic with meals daily and sometimes a bit of raw garlic, and this stops them landing or biting. Also I never use anti-mozzie sprays and never light 🔥 fires. The garlic also stops ticks, and eating cashews will treat tick bites. For burgers, I call it a bread roll, cob or bap.
After a shitful day at work I needed that timely reminder to be thankful that at I'm not getting midged. Lost my bundle after becoming a TV dinner to a cloud of midges at Tannum Sands QLD many years ago; a nightmare I've never quite forgotten. Almost cost me a relationship 🤣
Great fun video. You just doing you, that’s what it’s all about. Thank you for taking the time to film, edit and share. Even the plug for Dorset Meat Company was great, support local always.
I’ve been binging this channel and Matt Morgan podcast etc all week. I came over from the fish locker and I love this channel and I love you man. You say certain things I need to here sometimes so thank you. Don’t have too long of a break pal 😊
Have you tried a Thermacell for the midges? They work awesome on the swamp 'skeeters here in the southeastern USA. For context, I once saw a mosquito raping a turkey.
Oh man, I was itching just watching the start! Bleedin’ midges wherever they’re from 🤬 Awesome burger with wild garlic. Stunning 🙂 Will check out Dorset meat as we’ve also enjoyed the difference of grass fed meat, no comparison to supermarket. & to finish…… its a bap 👍 “Namaste-outta-trouble”❤️ genius
Alright then... I had to sub after I heard your bit about how we need to sit back when times are tough and consider the fact that we are not out hanging a hammock with midges attacking our face off. That's some good advice my friend... good advice. Now I can hope and look forward to more deep thought... thanks. Oh.. and you are right... it's a bun. Usually I can't say it unless I add 'hamburger bun' for the full description. blessings.
It’s a bap. Sometimes we need to be bitten by the midgies to appreciate what we often take for granted. Thanks for sharing your adventures. Take care 🙏
Great vid Hazy, I went camping other day after watching your vids, when I was setting up I did a hat to camera, you wouldn't believe my disappointment when I turned around to find my sleeping arrangement hadn't magically popped itself up....lol, love the vids, never get sick of watching, all the best Lee.... Oh btw, it's a bread bun...in Yorkshire anyway, and up norf on Hexham...atb Lee
Lug holes!!! Lol!!! Never heard that one before!!! Sometimes getting out means you pay the price. Better out then in I always say to quote "Shrek". Lol!!!😀😛🤪😜 I live in Arizona (USA) and we are in a terrible Drought at the moment everything is brown and burnt at the moment. I had to seek some green this weekend to help my mental health. A little rain would bring me such joy at the moment!!! Bugs too!!! Love your videos Haze!!! Just commenting now because i was out on my own adventure!!! Hamberger bun to me!!!
Brilliant video Hazy. I enjoy all your videos and especially your hammock camping vids as that's my favourite way to do it. I'm a yorkshireman (Sheffield) it's a breadcake pal. Love what you do Hazy mate.
My original comment was some dumbass comment about taking it as a compliment cause you must be a tasty lad to be eaten alive but I wrote it before finishing the video. Thing is Hazey, I can't even begin to understand what you've gone through, I've never been in the armed forces, only the ATC and a brief stint trying to get into the weekend warriors when I was younger and I'm only a HCA now. I've seen a lot of shit in that role and a lot of it has been heartbreaking and my MH has suffered for it. What I mean to say though is your videos, your attitude towards MH, your terrible dad jokes and attitude towards helping the rest of us see the next day are just absolutely commendable. I hope you realise that we love you too bud. We're so very lucky to have you on our worst days to calm us down and remind us that the world is still there. Keep fighting the good fight Hazey, we're here with you x ❤️
Hmmm, strong with you are the star wars gags! 😂 "I'm getting Darth Mailed by midges, so make sure you princess Leia up". Love it😛👌🏼 new to the channel, great videos!
Thanks for the video and the effort in making it. I know what you are trying to say - You have to experience life in order to talk about it, also you have to be bitten by midges if you want to know how that feels. It is very difficult living your whole life without experiencing some kind of challenges, sadness, disappointments etc. I remember motorbike camping on the Isle of Skye and having to take my tent down in the morning wearing all my motorbike gear - helmet, gloves etc. The midges there were just savage. All the best.
Get yourself some 3mm closed cell foam for your dangler.Weighs nothing on the outside of your pack. Get it big enough to wraparound. I think you'll like it.
when i swapped out for woopie slings , if u kept the cord out ofthe hammoch , use them as ur tree huggers there abit biggerthan the standed strap but u can wrap um around any size tree ,
Great video Hazy. This one reminds me of getting caught out on my first ever West Highland Way trek in 2010. Those military grade midgies that laugh at a raging fire not to mention no midge net . Got like 2 hours sleep one night. Ah good times lol. Look forward to next one mate! 🙌
Nice video Mr Haze 🤘. A bunn , a roll , a bap , a cob , whatever takes your fancy 😉. Yer you wouldn't like it here in 🇨🇦, as we have miggess , black flies, deer flies & big mosquitoes & not 4gotting dock spider's. The blk-flies , Deer flies & dock spider's that will chase you 😱, all of them will take a chunk of flesh out of you, we always get a smuge fire going first 😜🤘. Then a step two 🍺🤪
I am only 12 minutes in and can honestly say this is one of your best. Love your attitude to life and can empathise with what you say. Life is for living and giving it will be over soon so go out and put yourself though shit so when it’s over you can enjoy the peaceful moments most people call boring 👍🏻😎❤️
Great to see a Yorkshire lad smashing it. Midge infestation is always a reet laugh! All the best fella. Mind ta give me a shout if you venture into the Nordic’s for some bushcraft camping etc. - Munk
In reference to bugs Avon’s - skin so soft has never failed me, rumour has it the military use it effectively in 🏴 love the videos as always Hazey 💪
31:10 It's a BAP, not a Bun or a flippin Tea cake (Tea cake's have current's in them except in Lancashire but they call them a "current Tea cake") they are a strange lot in Lancashire though LOL. those Yorkshire Midges are relentless and ruined many camping trips for loads of people, I hate them as they bite me to bits and the bites i get on my bald bonce swell up into big painfull lumps and won't go for week's. All the best.
"At least I'm not trying to put a hammock up with a cloud of midges around me" Did my first four-day hike over the long weekend and I had this exact experience trying to get my hammock up on the shore of Loch Lomond XD. Lesson learned: fire first, shelter second. Absolutely amazing trip though, did 33km the second day including a really boggy off-path section and even though my feet were absolutely killing me I was thinking of you doing the cape wrath trail and that barefoot challenge and it kept me going. I remember a quote from somewhere that suffering in life is inevitable, but you can choose the ways that you suffer, and it's always stayed with me. 100% the right choice, definitely be back for more. Thanks for the inspiration you've given me these last couple of years - I'd barely walked more than a few hours before covid and now I'm wild camping most weekends and happier than ever. p.s. it's a bap mate
I know you've heard this before but you have to put the Smidge/Deet/whatever on BEFORE you leave the car mate. Liked the video. Always enjoyed watching folks being tortured.
In New Zealand we call it a burger bun or hamburger bun. Plain bread buns are usually too small for burgers, and bread rolls are long and narrow, not so good for meat patties. 😁😁👍
arg all those midges made me itch from here. you reminded me of the episode of Ray Mears Bushcraft where he goes on a canoe journey - theres a scene with a moose in a river and its literally blanketed in them and Ray's face is covered in welts 🥴
48 year old Mancunian.
My girl left after 26 beautiful years together.
Filled up many many pint pots with tears .
Food pairing = chipsticks.
Totally lost (boys).
Found your amazing videos.
Spent a packet on camping gear
Went to lakes
It wiped the floor with me. Filled up another pint pot of tears in the tent.
But in the morning , something had changed.
New day , new life,.
Thanks so much hazey, you will never know the impact your passion & humour & love for us lot and the outdoors has had on me but hope you get a sprinkle of the importance of this.
Much love , have a fab year. X
Sending you nowt but love mate! ❤️
Awesome video brother 👌 I'm a Veteran that suffers with PTSD but thank to your channel ( and me Yorkshire bird ) I've got back into wild camping . So thank you Hazey your an ambassador for living happy .
Much love from your friends in Wales Ritchie Veteran and Raven x
Respect 🫡
Respect mate !!! My heart goes to you!
Well done for getting out there mate!
↟↟Summer camping is a real extreeme because of those little guys..l understand You Bro))🤔
Greetings from Karjala🏞️
Best regards..
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Anyone else itching all over just watching… Midge ure is a monster. Literally dancing with tears in my eyes
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I'd just come in the comments to see which sadsak commented "1st" and nothing else 🤦🏼♂️
the bread is called a bap in the SW of England
If you are having a break just remember there’s loads of us here waiting you ….look after yourself 👍
I would love to find a place where I could light my bushbox without getting seen and moved on ..
Your humour and the way you explain things makes my day !
Keep it up , stay safe ..
Ditto
Taking my 2 grandsons age 4&7 on their first campout next weekend, they're so excited.
Used to do it all the time when my kids were growing up, even used to take all their mates.
So when my youngest said he wanted his boys to have the same memories he has it became a top priority.
I can't wait to take them to my local beach where we'll have a lovely campfire to cook our dinner over then star gaze before snuggling up together.
Good memories truly do last a lifetime.
Oh and it's definitely a bread bun.
Thank you for being such an inspiration Hazey❤️
I Love how there's no background music to it and just him talking, the view and the sounds of nature and the Midges obv haha - breathe of fresh air ! Awesome video!!
Yes, totally agree. So many TH-cam videos are ruined with invasive music and too many effects/edits
We have to enjoy both good and bad.., a
Philosopher and a artist ,,top man
I call it a bread bap because it’s bigger then a bread roll and flatter. Have a great time at work and don’t leave it to long till your back with us take care .
I just got back from a week in the woods of Northern Michigan. The mosquitoes and black flies will drive you crazy this time year. I’m feeling it for you.
Cracking video Hazy, I hear you. We don't know each other but I'm standing by your side brother with my arm around your shoulder.
For me, I think the same joy you had after those midges buggered off is the same feeling of joy I get watching your videos. That moment of peace after the midges have battered you. And your analogy is just what I needed. Thanks for the pick me up, uncle Haze 🌿
Hi, bread roll is called a bap. Thanks for sharing your video. Your bap completed looks good enough to eat. Take care.
I don't get bothered much by midges or mosquitoes anymore. I eat garlic with meals daily and sometimes a bit of raw garlic, and this stops them landing or biting. Also I never use anti-mozzie sprays and never light 🔥 fires.
The garlic also stops ticks, and eating cashews will treat tick bites.
For burgers, I call it a bread roll, cob or bap.
You're thinking vampires mate not mozzies 😂
Ditto,.. bread roll 👍
We call them batches down our way. Great video once again.
That noise at 1:19 would make it onto any over 18s movie.
After a shitful day at work I needed that timely reminder to be thankful that at I'm not getting midged.
Lost my bundle after becoming a TV dinner to a cloud of midges at Tannum Sands QLD many years ago; a nightmare I've never quite forgotten. Almost cost me a relationship 🤣
Great job, I liked it. Excellent cinematography and excellent directing. Thanks for the quality content! 👍
Watching this with ptsd from my Scottish childhood swear to god watchin younget eaten by midges started itching all over
Great fun video. You just doing you, that’s what it’s all about. Thank you for taking the time to film, edit and share. Even the plug for Dorset Meat Company was great, support local always.
I’ve been binging this channel and Matt Morgan podcast etc all week. I came over from the fish locker and I love this channel and I love you man. You say certain things I need to here sometimes so thank you. Don’t have too long of a break pal 😊
Need to hear* 😁
It’s a bun, what you put on it makes it what kind it is ! Just that
Love it as per usual Hazy, I think it really comes across you've been in a good place on the last few vids.
Keep doing what you're doing✌
Have you tried a Thermacell for the midges? They work awesome on the swamp 'skeeters here in the southeastern USA. For context, I once saw a mosquito raping a turkey.
Oh man, I was itching just watching the start! Bleedin’ midges wherever they’re from 🤬 Awesome burger with wild garlic. Stunning 🙂 Will check out Dorset meat as we’ve also enjoyed the difference of grass fed meat, no comparison to supermarket. & to finish…… its a bap 👍 “Namaste-outta-trouble”❤️ genius
Alright then... I had to sub after I heard your bit about how we need to sit back when times are tough and consider the fact that we are not out hanging a hammock with midges attacking our face off. That's some good advice my friend... good advice. Now I can hope and look forward to more deep thought... thanks. Oh.. and you are right... it's a bun. Usually I can't say it unless I add 'hamburger bun' for the full description. blessings.
It’s a bap.
Sometimes we need to be bitten by the midgies to appreciate what we often take for granted.
Thanks for sharing your adventures.
Take care 🙏
Just commented likewise, it’s deffo a BAP !. Xx
Skin so soft is good against midges ☝💚
Great vid Hazy, I went camping other day after watching your vids, when I was setting up I did a hat to camera, you wouldn't believe my disappointment when I turned around to find my sleeping arrangement hadn't magically popped itself up....lol, love the vids, never get sick of watching, all the best Lee....
Oh btw, it's a bread bun...in Yorkshire anyway, and up norf on Hexham...atb Lee
Lug holes!!! Lol!!! Never heard that one before!!! Sometimes getting out means you pay the price. Better out then in I always say to quote "Shrek". Lol!!!😀😛🤪😜 I live in Arizona (USA) and we are in a terrible Drought at the moment everything is brown and burnt at the moment. I had to seek some green this weekend to help my mental health. A little rain would bring me such joy at the moment!!! Bugs too!!! Love your videos Haze!!! Just commenting now because i was out on my own adventure!!! Hamberger bun to me!!!
Nice and quite camping in the middle of nowhere
Brilliant video Hazy.
I enjoy all your videos and especially your hammock camping vids as that's my favourite way to do it.
I'm a yorkshireman (Sheffield) it's a breadcake pal.
Love what you do Hazy mate.
No,,..... it's a bread roll,!
I call it a bun 👍🏻. Thanks for the videos.
Old Hazey getting all philosophical and that, haha.. but ya correct my man, duality.. We wouldn't know good if bad didnt exist.. ✌
Your midges analogy helped me out. As always thanks Haze the hero
My original comment was some dumbass comment about taking it as a compliment cause you must be a tasty lad to be eaten alive but I wrote it before finishing the video.
Thing is Hazey, I can't even begin to understand what you've gone through, I've never been in the armed forces, only the ATC and a brief stint trying to get into the weekend warriors when I was younger and I'm only a HCA now. I've seen a lot of shit in that role and a lot of it has been heartbreaking and my MH has suffered for it.
What I mean to say though is your videos, your attitude towards MH, your terrible dad jokes and attitude towards helping the rest of us see the next day are just absolutely commendable. I hope you realise that we love you too bud. We're so very lucky to have you on our worst days to calm us down and remind us that the world is still there. Keep fighting the good fight Hazey, we're here with you x ❤️
Hmmm, strong with you are the star wars gags! 😂 "I'm getting Darth Mailed by midges, so make sure you princess Leia up". Love it😛👌🏼 new to the channel, great videos!
Bread cake is wrong you get icing on break cake there called iced buns!
@17:00 - In ol' Norn Iron we call that thing a bap, my friend!
It's a bun or a bap. Another fab video, thanks Hazey.
Great video as always mate, them midges where making me itch just watching it 😂.
Always have to have bad days to really appreciate the good ones 🙂👍🏻
Thanks for the video and the effort in making it. I know what you are trying to say - You have to experience life in order to talk about it, also you have to be bitten by midges if you want to know how that feels. It is very difficult living your whole life without experiencing some kind of challenges, sadness, disappointments etc. I remember motorbike camping on the Isle of Skye and having to take my tent down in the morning wearing all my motorbike gear - helmet, gloves etc. The midges there were just savage. All the best.
Great solo camping...
Enjoying the outdoors by camping....very memorable...very fun...
Watching this vid at the gym… why do I feel creepy-crawlies all over!!! Arghhhh!
Be well, Haze! Always the highlight of my weekend.
I always think it’s a real bummer that as soon as the weather warms up the feckin’ midges come out!!
I was out in North Yorkshire this weekend and the midges had brought their A game!
Get yourself some 3mm closed cell foam for your dangler.Weighs nothing on the outside of your pack.
Get it big enough to wraparound. I think you'll like it.
Midges are good for birds that catch insects in flight. My advice would be to take a small flock of swallows with you next time.
A burger bun, nice one Hazy. 4 star burger chef in the woods with ye Ole dangle mcdangle. Cheers mate
That my friend is a roll!
SNAP! - Watching this whilst dangling in a hammock in my local woods, having just cooked steak on the honey stove!
It’s a bap! As always, just love everything about you and what you stand for ♥️🙏
Bap or bread roll. Burger looked delicious! Great video!
Avon skin so soft is what the forestry guys use in Scotland, your are right the scotch midge is brutal
when i swapped out for woopie slings , if u kept the cord out ofthe hammoch , use them as ur tree huggers there abit biggerthan the standed strap but u can wrap um around any size tree ,
Yes Hazey! I can't wait to get back out again. Looks like an epic Forest!
Coming from Oregon, US - it’s a bun :) a simple bun. Also, I will forever call any small flying pain in the a- a midge 🤣🙏🏼
Repeater docherty 😂. Last wildcamp I was using Andrew Ridgeline outta wham instead of ridgeline. Talking nonsense is so enjoyable 😁
First time I've seen your videos. I'm new to hammock camping. You just got a follow sir and burger bun. Keep up the good work.
I'd call it a burger bap. Thankyou for another great video Haze Outdoors. 👍
Great video Hazy. This one reminds me of getting caught out on my first ever West Highland Way trek in 2010. Those military grade midgies that laugh at a raging fire not to mention no midge net . Got like 2 hours sleep one night. Ah good times lol. Look forward to next one mate! 🙌
We call it a cob in Nottingham. We avoid Scotland in midge season but find mosi guard works realy well. That burger looked amazing.
Nice video Mr Haze 🤘. A bunn , a roll , a bap , a cob , whatever takes your fancy 😉. Yer you wouldn't like it here in 🇨🇦, as we have miggess , black flies, deer flies & big mosquitoes & not 4gotting dock spider's. The blk-flies , Deer flies & dock spider's that will chase you 😱, all of them will take a chunk of flesh out of you, we always get a smuge fire going first 😜🤘. Then a step two 🍺🤪
Its a bap! Come on mate!
I always love your videos! I also am a big advocate of mental health. Can't wait for more campouts!
Brilliant video . That burger looked delicious and I call it a bun or roll. Very good juggling skills.
Always a bread bun! Cracking set of juggles! 🤣💖🤝💖
Smoke tings : Plenty a dry grass in heaps or / good grass with abit of damp is better as long as you don’t kill the fire.. one love
I am only 12 minutes in and can honestly say this is one of your best. Love your attitude to life and can empathise with what you say.
Life is for living and giving it will be over soon so go out and put yourself though shit so when it’s over you can enjoy the peaceful moments most people call boring 👍🏻😎❤️
It's a barm cake! The Lancashire Hotpots have a song all about it. They won't hold it against you that you're from that there Yorkshire!
It’s a roll in Scotland, but I had a friend from Barnsley that called it a tea cake
Great to see a Yorkshire lad smashing it. Midge infestation is always a reet laugh! All the best fella. Mind ta give me a shout if you venture into the Nordic’s for some bushcraft camping etc. - Munk
its a BAP mate cracking vid hazo wee re relax after work
We call that a roll in Scotland brother, give thanks for the great content, Bless up 🔥
Lovely to see you. Garlic flowers? The wild garlic has all gone here in Scotland
Mate, it's a breadcake!! Loving the videos though so I'll let you off. Keep safe sir
In reference to bugs Avon’s - skin so soft has never failed me, rumour has it the military use it effectively in 🏴 love the videos as always Hazey 💪
I call it a bap toast ya baps by the fire 🔥💪🏴👍
We’d call it a bread cake or a scuffler, a cob would be harder - great content Haze, keep on keeping on - Emma & Rick
I call it a Bap. When I've worked in Yorkshire they called them Barms. My partner calls them Rolls.
Cheers mate a few words can mean a lot at the moment 👍
Nordic summer...Expensive but incredibly good. If it's good enough for them....
Barm Cake is what we call it in Bolton. Pasty Barm is a Bolton classic😜
Yum yum got to get me some!!! Made me so hungry!!!
Personally, I call the bread a bap. But hubby said it’s a bun. Great video as always. Amanda, using hubby’s account. Xxx
31:10 It's a BAP, not a Bun or a flippin Tea cake (Tea cake's have current's in them except in Lancashire but they call them a "current Tea cake") they are a strange lot in Lancashire though LOL.
those Yorkshire Midges are relentless and ruined many camping trips for loads of people, I hate them as they bite me to bits and the bites i get on my bald bonce swell up into big painfull lumps and won't go for week's.
All the best.
No pal HERE in lancs we call them tea cakes with or without currents. The bigger ones are baps
Perfect apart from them bloody midges , was out by us myself last weekend and they were all over us too 😱🥹👏
ITS A BAP !., not a barm, bread cake or bun, a BAP. Lolz. Love your vids Hazey.
"At least I'm not trying to put a hammock up with a cloud of midges around me"
Did my first four-day hike over the long weekend and I had this exact experience trying to get my hammock up on the shore of Loch Lomond XD. Lesson learned: fire first, shelter second. Absolutely amazing trip though, did 33km the second day including a really boggy off-path section and even though my feet were absolutely killing me I was thinking of you doing the cape wrath trail and that barefoot challenge and it kept me going. I remember a quote from somewhere that suffering in life is inevitable, but you can choose the ways that you suffer, and it's always stayed with me. 100% the right choice, definitely be back for more. Thanks for the inspiration you've given me these last couple of years - I'd barely walked more than a few hours before covid and now I'm wild camping most weekends and happier than ever.
p.s. it's a bap mate
I know you've heard this before but you have to put the Smidge/Deet/whatever on BEFORE you leave the car mate. Liked the video. Always enjoyed watching folks being tortured.
Breadcake! Another great vid fella. 👍🏻👊🏻
We call them burger buns. Great video again take care.
It's a bun... but that isn't cheese!... it's processed pap!
Enjoyed the video... always better watching someone else getting midged....than yourself 😂😂
I camped at Loch Doon and just got back last night, got absolutely destroyed by the midges,the smidge slowed them down a little bit, my god man.
Midges,my worst nightmare. The couch camper
Bang on mate, without the bad we don't know what good is.
ATB Pete
In New Zealand we call it a burger bun or hamburger bun. Plain bread buns are usually too small for burgers, and bread rolls are long and narrow, not so good for meat patties. 😁😁👍
arg all those midges made me itch from here. you reminded me of the episode of Ray Mears Bushcraft where he goes on a canoe journey - theres a scene with a moose in a river and its literally blanketed in them and Ray's face is covered in welts 🥴
Up in Cumbria we call them Tea Cakes. There's no Cobs round here 😂