John laughing at "It's Pizza Time." Made me snort and laugh so hard while eating that I damn near died, choking, buuuut it wouldn't have been the worst way to die.
LOL yes. He voiced it perfectly, cause that's the natural process of the psycho personality of the pizza killer coming out more over time, a common horror trope.
so if you don't do at least one of those you'll die? didn't know this episode story wasn't beginner friendly people say the hardest video game is mega man or castlevania, but the true hardest video game is episode
That's pretty logical tbh. It's probably meant to be replayed, but most of it's common sense. For the rest, even at the first time, from experience you know games sometimes transfer your inconsequential choices to your "real" situation. Plus you may want your fictional character to have better chances.
"It's Pizza Time." Literally the only thing that came to my mind was that Peter Parker, with a stack of pizzas, who was actually calling, followed by the operator saying "You're late. I'm not paying for those."
Well, I was going to rewatch some your old horror let's plays to finish out Halloween but nah. This will have all the horror I need for the night... perhaps the rest of my life even.
The stalker/killer was reading the story she was writing, so he figured Pizza (lol) would choose the opposite of what she wrote, which means that the right choice was indeed going the right way. Uhh that turned out a lot confusing than what I intended
Tbh these details are quite interesting. I rewatch the parts before the first option and there's the 'always choose red' poster, the 'doing what you like is freedom' poster (which is quite confusing actually regarding the first one) and then when she answers the door and we see the man from behind there's a rope near it, dangling from a metal handle. Also, when he's on the TV we can read "police warning: male" so it's a pic of him. John noticed all these things, too! If the story was a bit more developed I think it would turn out quite nice.
Look closely, the pizza box is from Club Penguin. I saw it and wondered if that was true, then I Google image searched the box and yes- yes it is. I did a spit take laughing.
I’d love to watch you play more Episode but just a warning to be careful with which type of stories you upload to the channel if you do play more so you can avoid problems! It’s probably safer to upload Official stories made by Episode themselves. I’ve noticed user/community writers hate when people upload their stories on youtube and report the videos. Which sucks since Official stories are horrible lmao.
Yeah, when I played the app I would always avoid the official stories because of how boring and terribly written they were with the execption of the Demi stories. But, the user stories are what make this app in my opinion. They're usually far more creative and interesting than the official stories, but its a shame that some aren't promoted as much.
It took me so long to figure out how to survive omg. If u choose chains there's no way escaping. The police in the tv said to lock ur doors so you had to do it. Then the poster said to always choose red so you always had to reject his calls or ignore his texts. Then the poster said to choose freedom so you had to go outside and then you had to choose left because at the start the girl chose right and died. OOF
This was a year ago but thank you I figured out how to do it but I never knew why to reject his calls and don’t reply thanks for also explaining the clues with it!
Rewatching this to enjoy "It's Pizza Time" in full glory once again and I'm a bit bewildered to catch that the person who made this used an actual phone number with a real area code instead of 555, that must be the real horror.
I first began watching John when he was still Harshly Critical (I believe it was around 2013/2014) and have been a fan since the first time I've watched him. This video is over 4 years old now (as of Nov. 2022 when I'm typing this) and it still remains one of my all time favorites. I love John for his willingness to play even the most bizarre and inane games; that combined with his wit and sense of humor is what has kept me a strong fan for almost a decade now. Easily one of my all time favorite TH-camrs right here.
5:44 Alternate universe where the nuclear apocalypse created living pizza creatures that order humans to eat as revenge after their brothers and sisters were eaten for centuries
As 'cheesy' (lol) as this is, I will give them some credit trying to mish-mash a scary story using these kinds of assets. It's kind of like watching someone piecing together a genuinely scary story using 'the movies' game or something. Nice play-through, this made me laugh quite a bit. XD
I was rewatching this because it made me laugh a lot the first time (specially the "It`s Pizza Time!" bit) I saw it and only now I`ve noticed her messages at 11:44 lmao
I immediately wanted to watch this video again. I laughed so hard I cried. This is 3 years old so this is a ship that may have sailed, but I do wish this ridiculous game reaches out and offers to sponsor more of these videos. It’s like the best game of Mad Libs I’ve ever heard. It’s Pizza Time!
A story's writer and director are usually the same person. It just so happens that directing a story means debugging it/testing. Like, you have debug commands and you can play your story, making sure everything works.
My gosh, I love these videos of you playing Episode. I cracked up so hard at the operator scene. (Oddly, I had pizza tonight for dinner, so that made it all the more fitting.) Hope to see more of these in the future!
![BABYSITTER BLOODBATH [Still Scary?]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/MvDqm6i4MPo/mqdefault.jpg)
![This horror game was ALMOST good [Office No. 41]](/img/n.gif)
Pregnant by the bad boi superhero is my favorite anime.
You meant hentai? ;)
@@CryingZombie666 Hentai?.....Is that a type of make up or something? hehe
Top 10 Anime Betrayals
@@CryingZombie666 No I meant anime.
@@CryingZombie666 But now that I think about it, pregnant by the bad boi superhero, really DOES sound like the name of a porno.
"I'm hot now."
- John Wolfe, 2018
Uhuru 300th like XD
@@glitch1093 more like soft
Bart the Pimp assuming that he wasn’t before
My first thought was, "So the black girl wasn't hot? Oof" lmao
@@rhinonanmune8791 he once referred to Megan Fox as the definitive hot girl example, so, pretty basic view. And this girl looks pretty much like that)
“It’s pizza time” *dives off screen, cackling*
The only thing that came to my mind there was the picture of Peter Parker holding a stack of pizzas
John laughing at "It's Pizza Time." Made me snort and laugh so hard while eating that I damn near died, choking, buuuut it wouldn't have been the worst way to die.
Lol ikr
Sheikah Chu I STARTED CHOKING ON MY FOOD ISJDKSMDM
Hahaha, word.
Same
But the most important question is: did you choke on a pizza? 🍕😂
I truly love how John enjoys these 'Episode' games more than half of the indie horror games he plays.
Sheikah Chu actually tho 😂😂😂
I love how Johns killer voice went from "cliche bad guy" to Nosferatu then to Douche McDouche as time went on
LOL yes. He voiced it perfectly, cause that's the natural process of the psycho personality of the pizza killer coming out more over time, a common horror trope.
What's Nosferatu voice? Nosferatu's a silent movie. although I kinda get the point haha
@Bbisje Don't be that person.
You gotta admit, it's really neat how the game basically rewards you for paying attention to details.
Yeah, honestly, if it had a better story and more setup, the idea of background clues for choices is kind of cool.
The issues with it seem to stem from the limitations of the app more than anything.
"What your name?"
"Its pizza time' HAHAHAHHA
I love how he busted out laughing at 15:03 😂😭
atnat
DEAD
MY FAV PART 😆😆😆
Fell out of the screen! Hahaha!
The dad sent her a text saying "what does this emoji mean? 🍆" at 11:46
what
holy heck you're right, wtf
Don't forget how much a dick pizza time talking behind her friend Jen after telling her she loves her too 😂😂
FBI, open up!
Have you seen that new Getflix movie
Have you seen that new Getflix movie?!
Pizza time.
Yes
pizza time.
Pizza time.
I'm not paying for those
*pizza time theme plays*
pregnant from the bad boy superhero is probably the most... like... ill inducing set of words
And yet I would still watch it ngl. It sounds like a hot mess of a show.
I'd own all the Pregnant from the Bad Boy Superhero merchandise
It's pregnant *by* the bad boy superhero. Get the details right otherwise you'd be killed
@@milkeyway7105 😂 Jesus Christ…
How to survive :
- choose rope
- lock your doors/windows
- ignore ALL his calls/messeges
- go outside
- go left
so if you don't do at least one of those you'll die? didn't know this episode story wasn't beginner friendly
people say the hardest video game is mega man or castlevania, but the true hardest video game is episode
I mean, as a concept that makes it interesting, but the way it ends up playing out is just... Eh.
That is fucking cryptic as fuck
How to survive, pay 20 gems
That's pretty logical tbh. It's probably meant to be replayed, but most of it's common sense. For the rest, even at the first time, from experience you know games sometimes transfer your inconsequential choices to your "real" situation. Plus you may want your fictional character to have better chances.
John losing it over the conversation with the 911 operator had me in tears
Wow, John's raking in the sponsorships! Good for him!
"It's Pizza Time."
Literally the only thing that came to my mind was that Peter Parker, with a stack of pizzas, who was actually calling, followed by the operator saying "You're late. I'm not paying for those."
This is something we didn't know we needed, but secretly wanted it anyway.
Well, I was going to rewatch some your old horror let's plays to finish out Halloween but nah. This will have all the horror I need for the night... perhaps the rest of my life even.
Wow a episode horror story
What a wrong turn
oooohhhhhhhhhhh
The stalker/killer was reading the story she was writing, so he figured Pizza (lol) would choose the opposite of what she wrote, which means that the right choice was indeed going the right way.
Uhh that turned out a lot confusing than what I intended
Tbh these details are quite interesting. I rewatch the parts before the first option and there's the 'always choose red' poster, the 'doing what you like is freedom' poster (which is quite confusing actually regarding the first one) and then when she answers the door and we see the man from behind there's a rope near it, dangling from a metal handle. Also, when he's on the TV we can read "police warning: male" so it's a pic of him. John noticed all these things, too! If the story was a bit more developed I think it would turn out quite nice.
You just stole my idea..but when she chose chains he tied him up with it
I chose right and i chose ropes but yet i was killed??
@@suaibahsumaitakhan3154 because you supposed to chose left.. i read someone's comment about that
To the windows! To the walls! Now lock all of those doors!
It's a tragic time when Pizza Time has to end...
I left the other video I was watching to watch this asap. Thank you for all the content recently! But remember to take care of yourself.
John spoils his fans!!!!!!!
for a second i thought that this video was sponsored by episode
layla jai Lol same
“If I flip the pizzas, Mr. Aziz will flip out”.
Honestly, for the limited set of pre-made animations, character customisation and backgrounds, this actually is well done!
Wasn't this literally the plot of Scream?
"Scream" had a plot? XD
@@T5ComixCartoonz ... yeah? of course it had a plot. have you ever seen the movie?
@@T5ComixCartoonz
a bad plot but still a plot
Someone should "write and direct" an Episode story just for John. Maybe it could include Guys and all the Council of Johns. Hmm... the potential!
15:00 GOD I LOVE IT WHEN JOHN LAUGHS XDDDDDD
Look closely,
the pizza box is from Club Penguin.
I saw it and wondered if that was true, then I Google image searched the box and yes- yes it is. I did a spit take laughing.
I’d love to watch you play more Episode but just a warning to be careful with which type of stories you upload to the channel if you do play more so you can avoid problems! It’s probably safer to upload Official stories made by Episode themselves. I’ve noticed user/community writers hate when people upload their stories on youtube and report the videos. Which sucks since Official stories are horrible lmao.
Yeah, when I played the app I would always avoid the official stories because of how boring and terribly written they were with the execption of the Demi stories. But, the user stories are what make this app in my opinion.
They're usually far more creative and interesting than the official stories, but its a shame that some aren't promoted as much.
bgzeus Kriezt I agree user stories are the saving grace of the app but you really gotta dig for the good ones
Ariyn it's because they cost gems, isn't it? Cuz i agree lol
Happy Halloween John, Thanks for uploading!
I love your profile picture, if you remember, what character from night in the woods is that?
I’m not high right now but I still replayed “what’s your name” “it’s pizza time” more than 10 times
14:52 and the next 10-15 seconds killed me XD
I feel this is like a guilty pleasure of mine - Watching John play these corny af mobile app games lol I have been waiting for another one of these!
It took me so long to figure out how to survive omg. If u choose chains there's no way escaping. The police in the tv said to lock ur doors so you had to do it. Then the poster said to always choose red so you always had to reject his calls or ignore his texts. Then the poster said to choose freedom so you had to go outside and then you had to choose left because at the start the girl chose right and died. OOF
OMFG THANK YOU!!!!
This was a year ago but thank you I figured out how to do it but I never knew why to reject his calls and don’t reply thanks for also explaining the clues with it!
Goddamit John, you freaking nailed that operator voice
I lost it when the pizza guy started gliding away. Lmao
*_simulacra_*
Rewatching this to enjoy "It's Pizza Time" in full glory once again and I'm a bit bewildered to catch that the person who made this used an actual phone number with a real area code instead of 555, that must be the real horror.
Yeah lmao
didn't know i needed this in my life, but i'm sure glad it's a thing!
Johns face and reaction at 5:30 had me in tears of laughter
Happy Halloween, John!!! ❤️ you laughing hard over this.
911: “What’s your name?”
“It’s Pizza Time.”
I first began watching John when he was still Harshly Critical (I believe it was around 2013/2014) and have been a fan since the first time I've watched him. This video is over 4 years old now (as of Nov. 2022 when I'm typing this) and it still remains one of my all time favorites. I love John for his willingness to play even the most bizarre and inane games; that combined with his wit and sense of humor is what has kept me a strong fan for almost a decade now. Easily one of my all time favorite TH-camrs right here.
Garbage is not as sweet as candy, but this is still appreciated.
john please do another one of these. i’m begging on my knees fr
the way John hunches up and makes the creepiest face while voicing the pizza guy-
thats my spirit animal right there in the flesh-
These uploads schedules are treats Thanks john
John wolfe = best utuber
Love ur vids and I was so excited when I got this notification because I rlly enjoyed ur last video on Episode
This is literally the best Halloween special you could've given us.
14:53-15:04 top 10 most epic prank calls ever
"What is your name?"
"It's Pizza Time"
after a shitty day, this managed to make me crack a smile. Cheers for that laugh.
John’s dialogue and commentary on these choose your story games are priceless.
Another video in the same day?! I've died and gone to heaven. Thanks for all you do, John.
Count Dooku voice: I've been waiting for this
5:44 Alternate universe where the nuclear apocalypse created living pizza creatures that order humans to eat as revenge after their brothers and sisters were eaten for centuries
As 'cheesy' (lol) as this is, I will give them some credit trying to mish-mash a scary story using these kinds of assets. It's kind of like watching someone piecing together a genuinely scary story using 'the movies' game or something.
Nice play-through, this made me laugh quite a bit. XD
Back here exactly a year later ;( missing you playing Episodeeee!!!
I'm crying that the fact Georgia's whole body was being held up by one slim wooden pole no thicker than a straw simply pushed into the dirt.
I can't keep up with you john. You have been spoiling us all the week. Thx
11:43 Text from dad:
"What does this emoji mean? 🍆"
YESSS I HAVE NEVER CLICKEF SO FAST IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
"She looked pleased as punch!" Lol
I wasn't expecting the way that 911 call went, that cracked me up.
Emergency operator: What’s your name?
- It’s Pizza time!
LOL 🤣🤣🤣
The operator saying "Pizza Time" and John's laugh for it was the best of this video xD
John, if you ever decide to turn your channel into an Episode - Choose Your Story channel, know that all of us support you wholeheartedly.
I lost it at confessions of a gangsta teacher 😂 the way he said it
SO SCARY.......I CAN'T WATCH IT'S TOO TERRIFYING. CRINGE GENRE IS BEST HORROR GENRE.
God I adore the goblin voice John gave to the bad guy
Need more of these eps
Please, John, Episode is a bop for both you and us
This was the best part of my Halloween
I laughed so hard during the entire video 😂
Same haha
15:03 Fucking brilliant! Made me laugh almost as loud as John
🤣 One of my fav moments
Hey john, it's guys
HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYBODY
Your voice for the killer is just perfect. XD
Happy Halloween, John!
I need John to voice act with his "evil mastermind" voice. It's perfect.
I love this. This should be a series that you randomly spring on us
When you asked who would name their kid Pizza Time, I realized with absolute 100% certainty that her dad’s name is Justin.
Damn dude, all of these videos- I'm actually having trouble keeping up!
I was rewatching this because it made me laugh a lot the first time (specially the "It`s Pizza Time!" bit) I saw it and only now I`ve noticed her messages at 11:44 lmao
I'm glad that more Episode episodes will be a thing because they are comedy gold.
These uploads are getting better and better. You do what you gotta do John. 👏
I miss NightCringe :'(
Happy Halloween 👻
more of this, PLEASE. this is hilarious!
Happy Halloween, John. Im glad that you're playing a horror game that's actually scary.
You know... I went through all the thumbnails after this video... And you never wore those headphones again so... Yeah.
Lmao
I immediately wanted to watch this video again. I laughed so hard I cried. This is 3 years old so this is a ship that may have sailed, but I do wish this ridiculous game reaches out and offers to sponsor more of these videos. It’s like the best game of Mad Libs I’ve ever heard. It’s Pizza Time!
I’m so excited you played this again solely because your reactions cracked me up so much last time.
A story's writer and director are usually the same person. It just so happens that directing a story means debugging it/testing. Like, you have debug commands and you can play your story, making sure everything works.
Wow, such realism in the animation when he smacks her! 10/10!
u crk me up so much john. thhhhhx
I'm so happy john has gotten so many sponsor deals !
I usually skip promos but I enjoyed yours! I just genuinely love your personality
My gosh, I love these videos of you playing Episode. I cracked up so hard at the operator scene. (Oddly, I had pizza tonight for dinner, so that made it all the more fitting.) Hope to see more of these in the future!
See John uploaded a new video = watch binge of the new one and all the old ones
You were supposed to pick left because afterwards, Pizza Time should've picked "chains" and "outside" so her character would've escaped lol
lol I loved how join said 'It's Pizzia Time' then started to laugh XD I laughed with him.