Troom Troom has The Worst Self Defense Tips Ever

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  • @SenseiSeth
    @SenseiSeth  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1181

    Greg or I’ll kick you

    • @RyanGoertz916
      @RyanGoertz916 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Greg

    • @sajeelharriraj22
      @sajeelharriraj22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Me: I train for the "streetz" your kicks can't hurt me
      Also me: Greg please Greg, I don't want to get kicked

    • @khalidbinwaleed5072
      @khalidbinwaleed5072 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Kick me I’ll just check it with my knee or elbow

    • @SenseiSeth
      @SenseiSeth  3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Smart…

    • @AmritGrewal31
      @AmritGrewal31 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@khalidbinwaleed5072 you'll check a kick with an elbow? Yeah, not so sure about that one bud. 😄

  • @mp7950
    @mp7950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1923

    Can’t wait for the Troom to dominate the UFC’s lightweight division.

    • @SenseiSeth
      @SenseiSeth  3 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      😂😂

    • @wolfhawk1999
      @wolfhawk1999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      I mean, they know how to shoot hadoukans apparently, so they can spam that shit

    • @matthews2157
      @matthews2157 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      th-cam.com/video/yhAjuoYp0ZQ/w-d-xo.html it's coming almost there

    • @starmochi9692
      @starmochi9692 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@wolfhawk1999
      They stole Midoriya's One for All quirk by the looks of it, they would be able to destroy the arena in seconds haha

    • @Pentaclown84
      @Pentaclown84 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      i can see it now : tell him he should shave the nasty long hair on his right shoulder, now he is in perfect position for that knock out punch while he is looking, use your lighter to burn his nostrils while he's down so he can't find u by scent later on. go and get that belt

  • @nevermind7469
    @nevermind7469 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    5:02 hearing "let's burn this scoundrel!" in the classic upbeat troom troom voice is peak comedy fr

    • @saparapatepete
      @saparapatepete ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sometimes i wonder if Troom Troom is a parody of life-hacks

  • @AMASSIVELOSER
    @AMASSIVELOSER 3 ปีที่แล้ว +914

    You can tell not one person involved in the production of this has ever been in a fight before. Like this is so far removed from reality that its hilarious

    • @SenseiSeth
      @SenseiSeth  3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      They definitely just took clips they’d seen online and modified them slightly

    • @AMASSIVELOSER
      @AMASSIVELOSER 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@SenseiSeth yeah youd see all these kind of stereotypical tips on any crappy self defense program. Like very specific situations with responses that depend on everything going right with no variables

    • @nunchakudude
      @nunchakudude 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Surrealist comedy at its best.

    • @ZenoDovahkiin
      @ZenoDovahkiin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Watch their other videos. They've never been involved in human life, either.

    • @koraegi
      @koraegi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Probably never interacted with a real human being before either considering the bizarre social interactions that leads up to these scenarios

  • @bobmcbob9856
    @bobmcbob9856 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    With the escape the trunk technique, I find it funny how they assume you will be somewhere where you’re free once you’re out of the trunk. What if you’re in a locked garage or in someone’s walled off yard or anywhere else where more must be done to escape once you’re out of the trunk. People open the trunk when they’re AT their destination, not on an open street where you can run a away

    • @Yepitsmedude
      @Yepitsmedude ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Exactly. Also many trucks have safety features where you can unlock it from inside

    • @Indurok
      @Indurok ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Plus, it's a lot easier to be seen on an open street. Someone is bound to see you carrying your victim.

    • @ohhi5237
      @ohhi5237 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      or on a bouncy freeway and there a big truck behind you

  • @RamseyDewey
    @RamseyDewey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +935

    5:20 *Seth wondering: “Does fire actually hurt?”*
    Mwahahahahaha!!!

    • @thebeatle2621
      @thebeatle2621 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Hahahaha. He won't take anything for granted.

    • @peterrussell6029
      @peterrussell6029 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That bit reminded me of the first Lethal Weapon film ...

    • @bibbs4150
      @bibbs4150 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      What the heck?! Never seen you a week ago, now I’ve seen 2 comments from you in the last week

    • @ryanweible9090
      @ryanweible9090 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      have a mr. n.Stein with strong feelings on the topic, also several grass type pokemon.

    • @themilkemissary7898
      @themilkemissary7898 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Tbf it only hurt because he kept it in one position which would be impossible in AA scuffle

  • @kevinbihari
    @kevinbihari 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Yo this is why reaction videos were made.
    This was gorgeous. Had me cracking up for the total lack of words
    (Especially with the over hyped fabricated bs nowadays this really hits the spot. Thanks)

  • @carlosdanger127
    @carlosdanger127 3 ปีที่แล้ว +481

    The cutesy voice-over over the footage of someone getting locked in a trunk was oddly unsettling in a David Lynch sort of way

    • @johngr1747
      @johngr1747 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      The part where the girl is being choked with her own scraf was even darker imo!

    • @nunchakudude
      @nunchakudude 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I had the same thought.

    • @Thor-Orion
      @Thor-Orion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      David Lynch has nothing on this level of surrealism.

    • @simoneriksson8329
      @simoneriksson8329 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah that was supercreepy!

    • @lehgoose2813
      @lehgoose2813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      just get in the trunk! and keep your mouth shut, don’t say a word!

  • @deleteduser3455
    @deleteduser3455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I like how they mix smart self defence like “not attracting attention” calling for help etc with stuff that actually doesn’t work like reclining

  • @JGM815
    @JGM815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +895

    I've got a good self-defense tip: tell the aggressor that Icy Mike is your friend

    • @bluedogguy
      @bluedogguy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Everyone knows Icy Mike doesn't have any friends.

    • @fullcontactdownhillgymnast2572
      @fullcontactdownhillgymnast2572 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      It'll just make the attacker more aggressive insulting his common sense

    • @shinobi-no-bueno
      @shinobi-no-bueno 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      *Icicle Mice-ickle

    • @institches2750
      @institches2750 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@shinobi-no-bueno Lol, isn't that what Armchair Violence calls him?

    • @insalubriousdithyramb1742
      @insalubriousdithyramb1742 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      In that case you should seek help anyways because youre already a victim.

  • @HighSunday
    @HighSunday 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the ending "nope"s were legendary. love this channel

  • @thepaladin7816
    @thepaladin7816 3 ปีที่แล้ว +413

    Their self-defense tip of "practicing martial arts everyday" - sound advice 🤘 what they're practicing, on the other hand, didn't look very sound 😀

    • @twiztedmedia3311
      @twiztedmedia3311 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Wish we didn't have to listen to the sound of her annoying af voice

  • @rippl3r0
    @rippl3r0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Never heard of your channel before; now I love it.
    Never heard of Troom Troom before; I'm very upset that their existence is now known to me.

  • @VincentMMALife
    @VincentMMALife 3 ปีที่แล้ว +854

    When self defense is taught in a happy manner it's already weird to me. Real self defense situations are nasty, quick and very violent. However Seth's reactions are the best😂

    • @johngr1747
      @johngr1747 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Why does this comment not have a hundred likes!?
      Self defense must not be taught in a way that appeals to children more than it does to adults!

    • @allenjenkins06
      @allenjenkins06 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You need Detective JJ Bittenbinder to teach you Street Smarts!

    • @pfffttt9563
      @pfffttt9563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This comment needs more likes

    • @wazson3178
      @wazson3178 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      the kidnapping was the worst offender for this .

    • @DioStandsStill
      @DioStandsStill 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Not happy just goofy

  • @lulospawn
    @lulospawn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    My side hurts by laughing at Seth's look of bewilderment after Trooms says shut up while you're being put in the trunk of a car.

  • @hard2hurt
    @hard2hurt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +678

    Dude you should have went to the store for tape.

    • @themmaburrito5923
      @themmaburrito5923 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      U should react to some of these videos on ur channel or with Seth

    • @thehighcommunity247
      @thehighcommunity247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      🤣

    • @nomprenom9337
      @nomprenom9337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hahaha

    • @ninjascoob
      @ninjascoob 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Please tell me your going to test the perfume in the eyes on Seth?

    • @SenseiSeth
      @SenseiSeth  3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Wouldn’t hVe been as good as the fire bit lol

  • @ItzaPossum
    @ItzaPossum 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    This is so awesome. I am totally going to show these tricks to the boys and girls around my mma course... The escapes from the choke holds seem to be super effective

  • @TheBrianp1
    @TheBrianp1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +422

    Best self defence methods. 1: Get friends. 2: Get a weapon. Nobody messes with you is you are packing an Iowa class battleship.
    Myself I settle for the old classic. I collapse to the ground and whimper like a puppy until my attack walks away in disgust. Works well for me.

    • @SenseiSeth
      @SenseiSeth  3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Hmmmm

    • @wolfhawk1999
      @wolfhawk1999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Seems legit

    • @equious8413
      @equious8413 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Oh, so you're a BJJ master.

    • @jandobatter480
      @jandobatter480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @wesley peterson well, actually that used to work pretty well in the 80 and 90. I remember when the yonkis used that to take my money. " Hey dude, give me something, I have aids and I can scratch you or bite you"

    • @jandobatter480
      @jandobatter480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hi
      Ricewind.

  • @jaystef1627
    @jaystef1627 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    My mom took a women's self defense course once. The next time I visited she wanted to show me how she learned to break out of a collar grab. It involved turning her back 🤦‍♂️. I immediately pulled my arm out a picked her up in a suplex position. That technique was way less effective than just freaking out and struggling. If the technique is worse than just freaking out, it's the opposite of training.

  • @RamseyDewey
    @RamseyDewey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +935

    Oh Seth, this is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to bad women’s self defense on the internet! Mwahahahahahahahaha!!!

    • @dr.floridamanphd
      @dr.floridamanphd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      You two should do a video where you discuss the best and worst women’s self-defense videos you’ve seen.

    • @justalurker3489
      @justalurker3489 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      There's been a lot worse, as you've showcased in your series on it, but this one might take the cake for just cringe-inducing

    • @JohanSimonsson
      @JohanSimonsson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Ramsey has a long series where he shows why they don’t work with real pressure, it’s hilarious :)

    • @thesupportingcast6972
      @thesupportingcast6972 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      As a lady... YES! - I 100% agree Ramsey! I kickbox, and roll Jiu-Jitsu and I can't yell it loud enough. Get REAL training, from REAL martial arts instructors!!

    • @egorex7735
      @egorex7735 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah if someone knows then you😂

  • @davidhoffman6980
    @davidhoffman6980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I hate that hairpin hack. If she were in the back of a moving vehicle, that pin would more likely go through the roof of her mouth than thick duct tape. Also, unless the kidnapper had the foresight and know-how to remove or disable it, most cars come equipped with an emergency trunk release inside for this very reason.

  • @genielyon2022
    @genielyon2022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    I'd never heard of Troom Troom. Thank you for this - this was genuinely horrifying. The narration sounding like it's something coming from a toy is really the icing on the cake.

    • @samamies88
      @samamies88 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      its "manufactored" life hacks channel. They mass produce videos and i guess they try to appeal for kids but also make it gringey enough for adults share them with each other like "hey, look, this wouldnt work lol". They also have gotten facebook algorithm down i guess. Almost none of their life hacks work no matter if its about cooking, cleaning or making something handy (they cheat a lot too, for example in the cooking videos whatever they put in microwave or oven is not the same product they take out. Same with cleaning "tips")

    • @AngelsDIYchannel
      @AngelsDIYchannel ปีที่แล้ว

      Back in the day they were good but now they're bullshit

  • @achimsinn6189
    @achimsinn6189 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sooo - the thought process on that scarf thing is that in case somebody breaks into your car, decides to not steal the car or take whatever stuff you've got in there, but rather wait for you hiding on the back seat in order to strangle you using your scarf once you're sitting in the car you need to be prepared for that and you need to tear apart a scarf and put velcro into it, so it is a tear away scarf. That is the most convoluted thought process I've ever heard on the internet.

  • @khalidbinwaleed5072
    @khalidbinwaleed5072 3 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    Troom troom is basically if your brain was jellybeans. and had the intelligence of a kindergarten kid

    • @SenseiSeth
      @SenseiSeth  3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Jelly beans do be good though

    • @johngr1747
      @johngr1747 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      True!

    • @lucascastro2802
      @lucascastro2802 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@SenseiSeth i wish my brains were jellybeans

    • @PaTrick-cf6ev
      @PaTrick-cf6ev 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@lucascastro2802 common, you would eat it, be careful what you wish for!

    • @Vlad_Tepes_III
      @Vlad_Tepes_III 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Please do not insult kindergarten kids. Or jellybeans. They've done nothing to deserve this.

  • @PinkGoldAbby
    @PinkGoldAbby 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Can we just take a moment to appreciate how Seth is giving us actual self defence advice in parallel to troom troom?

  • @ThejollyFrenchman
    @ThejollyFrenchman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    As someone who's been a parfumier, I guarantee you that getting some perfume in your eyes isn't enough to stop you if you're actually in a fight. It stings, obviously, and you'll need a second to wipe your eyes, but it doesn't disable a person like a proper self defence spray would.

    • @SenseiSeth
      @SenseiSeth  3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Oh wow, this is actually news to me. I figured it would’ve SUCKKED

    • @johanmetreus1268
      @johanmetreus1268 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@SenseiSeth That's because they didn't show the secret technique:
      After you applied the perfume, you set it on fire with the ChokeholdDefenceLighter (TM) and run away from BurningFaceMan.
      Small note here, keep the lighter upside down and protected from the wind until you feel your fingers heat up, then use the hot metal rim on the attacker's skin... or drop the lighter inside his shirt. ;)
      Much easier done in a talkup when things gets gruffy at the club though.

    • @zizochemlali4639
      @zizochemlali4639 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s why actual legit self defense tutorials work by using something like bear or pepper spray

    • @lukasklupfel2927
      @lukasklupfel2927 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zizochemlali4639 Which also doesnt stop someone on speed or meth or just blind fury... Methheads be shot 9 times in the chest by police and still standing up and fighting

    • @hawleyfromhell
      @hawleyfromhell 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@johanmetreus1268 Hahaha yess. Perfume the (RAT) and LET him get you into the chokehold before you burn his elbow with your lighter and light him ablaze. Except you both catch on fire and end of TH-cam video. 😂 But don't forget to check out the video next on how to quick and easily put out a defensive body fire that has consumed you from your own stupidity.

  • @sparrow420500
    @sparrow420500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Last Christmas I taught my wife the best self-defense technique ever, no question!
    It was called I got her a .357 and a one year membership to the local gun club to practice. I showed her how to use it and we've been practicing quick draw.
    As a bonus gift she got herself a concealed carry permit.

    • @tappajaav
      @tappajaav 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Gun-fu is greatest self-defence system there is!

  • @MexicanMartialArts
    @MexicanMartialArts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    3:57 You’ve seen that “grape lady” video too many times. 🤣

    • @SenseiSeth
      @SenseiSeth  3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Dude, it’s the greatest video on planet TH-cam

    • @ynnck247
      @ynnck247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@SenseiSeth lmao
      .

    • @WastePlace
      @WastePlace 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@SenseiSeth she does have great technique

  • @_mr.j_
    @_mr.j_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The “Dude I’m trying” convinced me. I’m subbed

  • @ianstiehl1994
    @ianstiehl1994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    I have not genuinely Laughed so hard I sobbed in ages.. But that voice over of the woman being put in the trunk quite literally brought me to my knees

    • @SenseiSeth
      @SenseiSeth  3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Pretty terrible lmao

  • @equious8413
    @equious8413 3 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    As a smoker, the idea of the lighter not immediately being blown out is hilarious.

    • @kirito3082
      @kirito3082 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      if the attacker's hands are busy I think it's plausible, however, if they see you reach for something in your pocket when they have a rear naked choke, you better get ready for some big trouble.

    • @kiloneie
      @kiloneie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@kirito3082 Unless it's an electronic high pressure lighter that won't snuff away and is easy to hold firmly, it won't do ANYTHING --> because this will simply make the attacker enraged and squeeze harder move backwards making that weak flame dangle all over your arm and do nothing or snuff off. An electronic one on the other hand will burn like crazy, that one could potentially do it, but since they didn't use that one or even mention it, yeah no horrible idea. BTW even a zippo won't be enough to beat being strangled, electronic one could, so much more heat.

    • @calebfuller4713
      @calebfuller4713 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@kiloneie You mean one of those mini-blowtorch things? Yeah that was my thought for "self defense lighter". Probably still pretty weak though.

    • @darthzayexeet3653
      @darthzayexeet3653 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There are wind-resistent "storm/jet flame" burners, which have a highly concentrated flame and kinda function like Kitchen Torches

    • @mategetsnosleep3612
      @mategetsnosleep3612 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Their gonna probably just going to pull super hard or throw you to the ground.

  • @Beans_OW
    @Beans_OW 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i think if you're choking someone like that and they grab a lighter, the first thing they're gonna do is squeeze harder and restrain your arm, so if anything you're just making them madder

  • @ufh9688
    @ufh9688 3 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    Bruh why did troom troom choose to have someone with the most cheery voice talk about kidnappings, burning people with lighters, and robbers

    • @johngr1747
      @johngr1747 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And attempted killers!

    • @kobiecamp1134
      @kobiecamp1134 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah!, she would be better off narrating children stories.

    • @goawayleavemealone2880
      @goawayleavemealone2880 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Because these are people who use the term "kidnappees" rather valid existing terms like hostage or captive.

    • @k-dogg9086
      @k-dogg9086 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Drugs that's how 🤔

  • @parasharkchari
    @parasharkchari 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The grabbing a person by the pinky to stop them from choking you absolutely works. The assailant can't possibly fight back against that because they'll be laughing so hard they'll be out of breath themselves.

  • @TheBrianp1
    @TheBrianp1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    They didn't get the creepiest guy they could find. Hell they never even called me. I feel so rejected. Doesn't feel good brah.

    • @SenseiSeth
      @SenseiSeth  3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Hahahahah

    • @brianhsly
      @brianhsly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      They were too creeped out to call you. Sorry man. There is such a thing as being overqualified for a position. Better luck next time.

  • @shindendojo
    @shindendojo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Happy to recognize over the past few years there is a new generation of martial artists growing that use common sense and realistic check-up of even their own techniques.
    Thanks man!
    PS: I enjoyed your video of your visit to Hardee‘s in NC a lot!

  • @StressJudoCoaching
    @StressJudoCoaching 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    This is like the Monty Python skit about how to play the flute: Blow in this end here and move your fingers over the holes here!

  • @Ce1estiaYT
    @Ce1estiaYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Another tip: kick the back lights. Those are the weakest parts of the trunk and then stick a hand or foot out. Someone’s bound to realize something’s wrong.

  • @Jordan_The_Warden
    @Jordan_The_Warden 3 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    "WhIlE hE's StUnNeD bY yOuR aGiLiTy"
    Yeah, no

    • @YellowTubby69
      @YellowTubby69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Don't think any of them ever threw a punch at somebody

    • @Vlad_Tepes_III
      @Vlad_Tepes_III 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@YellowTubby69 Or got a punch thrown at them, for that matter.

    • @bertrandronge9019
      @bertrandronge9019 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      If the guy is waiting for you inside of your car, he's a hitman and you are already dead, not stunning him with your moves lol Which would be fun is if she have electric seat lol

    • @Inv1cto
      @Inv1cto 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      XD I KNOW RIGHT

    • @zizochemlali4639
      @zizochemlali4639 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      In reality it would work like this: okay they took off my scarf now I can pull down the seat
      And than they get punched in the face before they can even touch the lever which is what would happen in this situation

  • @tcrotunda9856
    @tcrotunda9856 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The one with the lighter: don’t forget, there is also going to be a struggle back and forth. The guy’s arms are not going to stay in one spot. So trying to have the lighter on his arm in the same spot for 3 seconds for him to feel the pain is going to be extremely difficult.

  • @l0rf
    @l0rf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Honestly, this is making a very real issue like assault and the necessary self defense against it look like a fun little adventure on a saturday morning where everyone involved has a good laugh afterwards and nobody has anything worse than a little ouchie that needs just a bandaid.

  • @superj1010
    @superj1010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    Seth's reactions are priceless.

    • @SenseiSeth
      @SenseiSeth  3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      $7 minimum

    • @Pikepaw
      @Pikepaw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@SenseiSeth shut up and take my money

    • @DENVEROUTDOORMAN
      @DENVEROUTDOORMAN 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@SenseiSeth no priceless!!! Where you get NO MONEY

    • @ashtonsalazar3731
      @ashtonsalazar3731 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DENVEROUTDOORMAN he knows it’s a joke calm down Jamal

    • @lfischer3020
      @lfischer3020 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm gonna make his confused face my wallpaper, love it

  • @TheFinalMB
    @TheFinalMB 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    19:06 - the look on your face trying to hold back the “ 🎵 LET IT ALL OUT 🎵 “, priceless

  • @seraphinaaizen6278
    @seraphinaaizen6278 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Honestly, its not just the terrible advice that gets me. But also how happy and upbeat she makes it sound. "Being attacked is so much fun!" It almost feels like a parody, but I don't think it's meant to be one....

    • @hunger4wonder
      @hunger4wonder ปีที่แล้ว

      "are you being strangled hihihi"

  • @xxxxSylphxxxx
    @xxxxSylphxxxx 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    You're giving far too much credit to that cigarette lighter stupidity. In a real altercation things are moving around... If by some miracle the lighter didn't go out, it would still be moving around far too much to do anything.
    Thanks for the vid though! Absolutely hilarious! I'm gonna have to check out troom troom next time I feel like my confidence in humans has got a little too high. :D

  • @khalidbinwaleed5072
    @khalidbinwaleed5072 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    What actually bothers me is kids are gonna be watching this and getting them selves hurt by copying it

    • @SenseiSeth
      @SenseiSeth  3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Which is why I make the video 👍

    • @Jeffplsgo
      @Jeffplsgo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Easier for me I mean them to kidnap kids I guess

    • @khalidbinwaleed5072
      @khalidbinwaleed5072 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Jeffplsgo lol

    • @liamsievers6419
      @liamsievers6419 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Jeffplsgo bro?

  • @Darknessinged
    @Darknessinged 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh, why it was so hard to watch that self-defence video even with Seth debunking it?
    I really hope no one took it seriously

  • @Bazilisk_AU
    @Bazilisk_AU 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Man, I love watching Seth’s “try not to laugh” challenges

  • @rolfvanderbijl
    @rolfvanderbijl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It's so so SO sad that these kind of self defence techniques are out there. Making safety even worse by giving people a false sense of selfreliabillity

  • @srchoy
    @srchoy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    5:21 Thank you for your dedication to your videos, science, and self defense. However, in the future, I don't recommend placing an open flame to your skin. Leave that to Icey Mike.

  • @Sovvolf
    @Sovvolf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Well on watching the video, I took one big important tip away... Don't try to light yourself on fire.... Not even to show people that it would in fact hurt....
    The alternative and probably most pragmatic way of explaining why the technique was stupid , would be to explain that people don't stand still while trying to choke you and you'd be too busy trying to grab his hands from around your neck while getting pulled around to reach for the lighter. But Seth is a man that goes that extra step beyond and takes one for the team.... Which we should all respect..

  • @jlogan2228
    @jlogan2228 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I always hate how they try to make escaping from tape zip ties or rope look so easy by using the thinnest flimsiest stuff they can find and wrapping it around maybe like 3 passes
    There is no way in HELL you are going to poke through duct tape with a bobby pin in your teeth or just effortlessly rip through it

    • @Tigris178
      @Tigris178 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Also, she was using a hair pin, not a Bobby pin. Biiig difference. The ends of Bobby pins are covered in plastic and would not poke through any kind of tape. Problem is that Hair Pins fall out extremely easily and, quite honestly, aren’t great for everyday use. I work in special effects and I only use them for wigs and occasional updos. I don’t think I’ve EVER seen a layperson use them for casual wear.

    • @felixhamel1853
      @felixhamel1853 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      And if you’re able to use a hairpin in your teeth to poke the tape, just use your teeth!!!

  • @nickegbg
    @nickegbg ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The fact that people dont seem to get that troon troon is a joke is a lot funnier than all their videos.

  • @philipschinetsky
    @philipschinetsky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    Congrats, Seth. You have finally done it. You’ve found someone teaching more useless martial arts than the average TKD mcdojo 🤣 …says the man who holds a black belt in TKD lol

    • @Histgyph
      @Histgyph 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The mc here takes this from making you sound like an idiot to being funny

    • @dr.floridamanphd
      @dr.floridamanphd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Did you study TKD because you heard that “kicks get chicks?”

    • @philipschinetsky
      @philipschinetsky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@dr.floridamanphd that reason and none other haha

    • @Pasta-n8z
      @Pasta-n8z 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Do you practice ITF or WTF?

    • @philipschinetsky
      @philipschinetsky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Pasta-n8z it’s been years since I’ve done TKD but we were an independent school so didn’t have ITF or WTF affiliations. We promoted it as Americanized taekwondo, which from what I’ve seen over the years is closer to tang soo do

  • @RyanReddell
    @RyanReddell 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    My seven-year-old girl LOVES this channel. I want to blow my head off just listening to it in the background.

    • @aquabluerose7734
      @aquabluerose7734 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Whatever you do, don't let her imitate any of their cooking hacks, they are horribly dangerous! I recommend watching Ann Reardon's How to Cook That if you want to see some good tutorials as well as get a glimpse into the debunking of life hacks that are more like death hacks (I saw one video where she explained why no, you don't want to douse your food in molten metal, and you also don't want to make a phone charger plug out of solid metal) Seriously, so much of Troom Troom and similar channels' hacks seem to have been designed by someone who wants to set everyone's house on fire!

  • @felixb.5736
    @felixb.5736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Hi Seth, I think trying some of theses superior Troom-techniques with Icy Mike or Wonderboy would make for a hilarious video!

  • @thelump7622
    @thelump7622 ปีที่แล้ว

    Only found your channel about a month ago and it’s quickly become a favourite on TH-cam, you have great charisma, a wise mind and a kind heart. Also funny af. Perfect for martial arts and the teaching of. Respect 🥊

  • @dr.floridamanphd
    @dr.floridamanphd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    If you’re bound, gagged, and stuffed in the trunk of a Daewoo…
    Odds are you’re not going to be able to get in position to kick the attacker like that.

    • @Vlad_Tepes_III
      @Vlad_Tepes_III 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dude, don't even go that far. You won't be able to free yourself in the first place.

    • @Anonymous-hx3pu
      @Anonymous-hx3pu 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Vlad_Tepes_III depends on what you're bound with

  • @MarginalSC
    @MarginalSC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What gets me about that women's self defense is, "Make him let go, make him fall over... Uh confrontation over?" Mild inconvenience probably wouldn't deter a guy who randomly decides to choke you on the street.

  • @theunpretentiousvegan8593
    @theunpretentiousvegan8593 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Watching this with Icy Mike would have been hilarious.

  • @Nixha98
    @Nixha98 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That high pitch squeaky “Keep your mouth shut don’t say a word!” Is burned into my memory now

  • @FightCommentary
    @FightCommentary 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Looks like I’m going to do a video on this too! Thanks for making this!!

  • @bobmcbob9856
    @bobmcbob9856 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    “I practice the great and ancient art of Marry Poppins Do, where we expect our attackers to continue to hold onto an umbrella when we use it to twist his arm”

  • @regalisexa3869
    @regalisexa3869 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Yeah I laughed too, I think it's the extremeness of the situation contrasting the "fun" joyful nature of the last clip/maybe a defensive laugh to the situation. Also, note your chance of survival drastically decreases if they're able to get into the vehicle, especially the trunk, that being said Seth makes a good point about the kidnapper is most likely stronger than you, and planned this out but at this point your best bet is to fight back. Stay aware of your surroundings my friends, and be safe.

  • @nutillion9334
    @nutillion9334 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Honestly, this is just very funny. The way they try to do some 'self defense' and 'pull out a hairpin' is just too funny to be true. This comedy made my day.
    P.S I love your videos btw:D

  • @nateunknown7227
    @nateunknown7227 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The lock on the backpack is such an amazing tip because i would never be able to take it with me

  • @timhorsburgh2193
    @timhorsburgh2193 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That bit with the umbrella is priceless. It's like these idiots saw a bit of Bartitsu and thought, we can do that!

  • @jujiwastaken
    @jujiwastaken 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    YES! I've been waiting for such a video from you in a while now! Thanks Seth

    • @SenseiSeth
      @SenseiSeth  3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thanks for sticking around!

  • @blazingdragon9607
    @blazingdragon9607 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    11:20 Ik i shouldn't laugh but the awkward silence made it hillarious 😂😂

  • @minifig_studios
    @minifig_studios 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    5:23 Seth deciding to light himself on fire

    • @johngr1747
      @johngr1747 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "FIRE BAD!!!"

  • @GudPlayrr
    @GudPlayrr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:57 ah yes let me just pull out my trusty pin real quick while laying in a trunk

  • @chefxhyrule242
    @chefxhyrule242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I like the super passive aggressive narration too 18:21 “push the rat to the floor”

  • @yosefveira
    @yosefveira 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is a very dangerous video, it must be prohibited! I've broken 3 of my ribs 'cause the laughin! I think we need a video explain how to defense from this video! 😂😂 Thanks a lot, sensei!

  • @Lagstorm07
    @Lagstorm07 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    My little sister used to love troom troom and then there's me who actually takes Karate and saw her watching this and I'm just dying 🤣

    • @anonanon559
      @anonanon559 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Okay, gamer Jedi 2007.

    • @Gh0st_0723
      @Gh0st_0723 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sidekicks don't work kiddo

    • @Gabi24492
      @Gabi24492 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      karate is less than ideal for self defense, so yeah...

    • @Lagstorm07
      @Lagstorm07 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Gabi24492 it's helped me in many fights

    • @Lagstorm07
      @Lagstorm07 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Gh0st_0723 they do if used correctly

  • @thecaveman1140
    @thecaveman1140 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If someone pulled on the scarf with velcro it would separate before you have the chance to do it yourself

  • @adamw5397
    @adamw5397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    7:40 Once you’ve knocked your opponent to the ground, the best course of action is to slowly walk away 😂

    • @BisexualPlagueDoctor
      @BisexualPlagueDoctor 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ah yes, turn around, and go away, totally a good idea

    • @Anonymous-hx3pu
      @Anonymous-hx3pu 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Idk if I'm just overly aggressive, but once you have an attacker on the ground you should be trying to smash his skull, ribs, and knees. That last one may sound weird, but if you stomp someone's knees when they're down it can help keep them down.

    • @k-dogg9086
      @k-dogg9086 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      👉Coolness points👈

    • @k-dogg9086
      @k-dogg9086 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Anonymous-hx3pu that would turn into assault. Just do it to where he's out cold or incapacitated. Anything more than that the courts (which doesn't like self defense in the first place) would have a joy ride with it. You know how things are turning these days.

    • @saparapatepete
      @saparapatepete ปีที่แล้ว

      slowly walking away through the sunset.....that part us important XD

  • @scarletphoenix2927
    @scarletphoenix2927 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love the fact that chika has the forethought to alter her clothing but not to lock her car door xD

  • @chrismaynard8600
    @chrismaynard8600 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Twisty, twisty ouchies" should be your next shirt design

  • @zeinobeid6810
    @zeinobeid6810 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    My favorite quote ever is now "this little birds got caught, no cage though, get in the trunk"

  • @SansAziza
    @SansAziza 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    If your captor drives a Daewoo, you're about to get sold REALLY damn cheap.
    Just saying.

    • @Histgyph
      @Histgyph 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pretty sure that’s a type of Korean gun

    • @PHOBOS300
      @PHOBOS300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Histgyph daewoo also made cars

    • @Histgyph
      @Histgyph 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@PHOBOS300 oh interesting I didn’t know

  • @wii_music_intensifies9023
    @wii_music_intensifies9023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    8:44 I just recognized the Kwonkicker music

  • @weiblack500
    @weiblack500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Tbh, i think some mcdojos' invisible force fields are more effective than these self-defence tips 🤣

    • @k-dogg9086
      @k-dogg9086 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Naw, just their lawyers

  • @sirturd2954
    @sirturd2954 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Let’s say the lighter goes off first try, can you pull it out and get it to work before you get put to sleep? Seriously asking, in my experience I start fading out if they’ve really got it pretty quick.

  • @allisonsantala7507
    @allisonsantala7507 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This was hysterical. Please do more 😀 your reactions were gold

  • @AmanSingh-nw7lw
    @AmanSingh-nw7lw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Self-defense tip : learn to run fast and long, most aggressors won't be able to follow.

  • @ajshiro3957
    @ajshiro3957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    This is so hard to watch. After learning how to apply chokes, and shown to stop them, I'm face palming. Also, this is something I have to look out for because I have a sister. Good thing she also has the ability to smell nonsense.

    • @rthcats2
      @rthcats2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I couldn't agree more. I know how to get out of the choke holds too.

  • @kalebrosenberg8294
    @kalebrosenberg8294 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    the troom video is the type of content I would expect as a mockup in a movie about a modern dystopia

  • @TheBrianp1
    @TheBrianp1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Personal experience. They just take the backpack and loot it later.

    • @SenseiSeth
      @SenseiSeth  3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Makes sense

    • @qowkerf
      @qowkerf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Also, they will most likely have a pocket knife. Backpacks are cut open easily.

    • @GuitarGuy057
      @GuitarGuy057 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      See also: Knife.

  • @WolfHreda
    @WolfHreda 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Like, Troom Troom *has* to be trolling, right? They have to be. I still have a shred of faith left in humanity.

  • @crimsoncutz8430
    @crimsoncutz8430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Remember kids, if anyone tries to offer you a teddy bear it means they're out to get you. Headbutt them until they start convulsing, it's the only way to be sure you're safe.

  • @michaelguth4007
    @michaelguth4007 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    #18 - "If someone attacks you, show him this video. When he falls over from laughter, pacify him by playing kitten clips"

  • @Jedi_Jed
    @Jedi_Jed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You did a really good job of breathing through that. I'm very impressed.

  • @cherylcorbett5829
    @cherylcorbett5829 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    A little late to this party but I’m dying over the voice at 4:43 lol you sound like Mega Fat CEO Baby from the Boss Baby franchise 🤣 Side note: Troom Troom should not be taken seriously like 99% of the time. It’s just a bunch of trolling with overly happy disney type voiceovers. Which definitely does not fit the theme of this particular video

  • @Kishimyu
    @Kishimyu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This video should've been called, "How to defend yourself from an incompetent attacker"

    • @Fera-gr5mm
      @Fera-gr5mm 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      TBH that's all you need (not this video ofc) because casuals do not have much chances against competent attacker...

  • @thexbigxgreen
    @thexbigxgreen 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The dichotomy between the voice of the narrator and the goofy acting, and the seriously dark narratives they explore has me reeling

  • @alexthegordonhighlander1159
    @alexthegordonhighlander1159 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Houston Jones would be proud of your fire demo

  • @daddylobo
    @daddylobo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thanks for sharing this horrific video i will share with my students and members.
    Wow. just wow. Unfortunately there will be people who will actually believe this stuff works.
    Coach Lobo

  • @godfistmartialarts6567
    @godfistmartialarts6567 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Martial Arts Mary Poppins shit is this?!"
    *best line*

  • @joe_krogan
    @joe_krogan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    13:45 tips on how to give yourself a concussion and possibly a fractured skull: slam your head into someone else's

  • @taintwasher3703
    @taintwasher3703 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    16:30 Pulling the pinkies off actually works for chokeholds, they are forced to get their hands off or have their pinkies broken. Also you can easily break fingers even untrained. That's why small joint manipulation is banned in every combat sport.