Sir there are some gaps in your job history here "Well 33 to 45, FDR was in the whitehouse so I was on the wellfare" "and In the 60s, you had Kennedy, and LBJ, so I was on the whitehouse and then from 77 to 81.. Jimmy Carter.. so I was, you know, on the wellfare."
i cornered the CEO of my company in the breakroom and showed him this and he was in awe of how high-concept this form of comedic style is, and he shook my hand
pretty sure I heard the gardeners laughing hard at Nick's impression of the latino newscaster earlier this morning made my day "Problems facing the _le Tino_ com-unity.." "He was.... Druunk Driiiiving, He was a druuunk driiiving" _"I'm traaaashed.."_ The earthquake hit shortly after _H'oenne Piemme,_ 500 miles from Mechico _seity,_ it registered a preliminary magnitude of _chevin pointa uno_ causing heavy and prolonged shaking, in _Le Capitaal._ "Uh, _No_ quierro, Taco Bell", said emergency workers.
I was working in the dish pit when this came out and was listening to this on my headphones, and my Bluetooth connected to the speaker on the line during this bit. Had to dry my hands in a frenzy a stumble for my phone to stop it from playing. My coworkers already thought I was retarded but that incident confirmed it.
mine was the Dad Dad F*** my dad, I F*** my dad song 🤣🤣🤣 i was baffled at first but then i gave the pod another chance and now its the greatest podcast of all time
I am a maintainence person for a lot of properties in detroit and i actually did meet a little girl named LaSonya...... Pronounced almost just like lasagna
You know why, right? Because they all live in Brooklyn and are comfortable w living amongst every race and religion so, their humor is informed and accurate when they make fun. Plus, people appreciate stuff that's not just hiding deep-seated bigotry. Crowder is cringily uncomfortable around nonwhites and his intellectual curiosity is too deficient to be more than hack and lazy.
@@janosmarothy5409 What the fuck does "good faith" mean? Making fun of others CONSTANTLY, not themselves, but OTHERS is not "edgy" or "unfunny" at all. These idiots sound like they're 12 year olds just TRYING to be"edgy" and funny. No wonder this channel has been given an X. It's pretty obvious. Continually pretending you're gay also isn't funny when all you do is preach your shitty stereotypes. Also trying to be funny by calling your cor-hosts "gay" and them being insulted also shows their subtle bigotry. The good thing is karma eventually comes back to get you when your hidden character
@@Rage_Harder_Then_Relax not to like … but you know the butt of the joke was the idea that fox is so dumb they would keep making up characters that are so absurd and inaccurate. The joke wasn’t making fun of black people.
A geisha outfit OHHH.. UH, I ALSO HAVEUH QUESTION Why we get to come here in your Harvard? WHY WE ONLY GO HARVARD!? "That's a very good question, Mrs. LingLing, was it?"
@@timm8220 He does it to seem aloof and unconcerned with pop culture. He’s pretended not to know the name “Minecraft” like 6 times already. He’s too COOL to know it. The best is when Nick doesn’t play into it and just lets Adam continue with, “You know, the game with the blocks? That game? What’s that called? With the blocks? What’s that called?”
My coworkers will never understand why I am grunting and huffing amd puffing because I dont want to laugh outloud at the names Garfield L'zanya and Turdis Laszechuan. I'm gonna have a stroke.
The one thing I will always love about Nick is him hypothetically making anyone else a giant racist. “I’m not racist I’m saying he said that thing I came up with.” Maximum comedy.
i cant for the life of me get past 4:30. That image of lou dobbs and that fucking awful asian accent and hes probably wasted in a room with other drunk racist dudes in black face at Bernie rally man..... its just so fucking gooooooooooooooooooooood. oh ye and im gay
As a Black man. Forreal I am. I’m being serious….But this is funny as hell. I realize it’s satire, absurd and comedy. I don’t always take life or my personal traits like my race, too seriously. With that said, are there any compilations of Nick roasting and spoofing Black people and other races?
Listen to the podcast. They do it almost every one lol. I’m also black (hate pulling that card in comments) and this is probably one of my favorite bits from them, even tho it’s terrible I wouldn’t let my family catch me listening to this 😂😂😂
@@Notimportant3737 I relate bro! If I’m around Muslims, hoteps or Blerds. Even beyond the Black community. I can never let people know I’m a fan. It takes too much energy explaining why you enjoy something these days. Especially this podcast. Everything is political and sensationalized. But most importantly, I still enjoy the pod on the low haha.
That guy fucking fake laughing in the background at every single fucking line is so insufferable.
so true!
imagine being this straight
It's either that or a pre-recorded laugh track. I prefer the fat man laughing joyously
Stavros "The Greek Homosexual Mind" Halkias
found the hetero
"I'm currently employed as man who collects welfare"
Sir there are some gaps in your job history here
"Well 33 to 45, FDR was in the whitehouse so I was on the wellfare"
"and In the 60s, you had Kennedy, and LBJ, so I was on the whitehouse
and then from 77 to 81.. Jimmy Carter.. so I was, you know, on the wellfare."
@@ZeranZeran Twenty years after an Irishman couldn't get a fucking job, we had the presidency. May he rest in peace. That's what the ni
Each Bernie supporter:
1:44 Garfield L'zanya
3:42 Turdis L'sheshuan
4:40 Mrs. Ling-ling
5:46 Bernie Sanders
6:52 Pontiac Bonneville
9:31 K.B. Toys
10:21 Suitcase Carw-u-ash
You are a hero
Hell yeah, dude
Just reading this lineup kills me
hello this ming
Nick is hitting on all cylinders in this bit. Listening to this feels like watching the 90’s Bulls, who were also gay.
do cylinders hit?
@@nutsackmaniathey hit the back walls (of my ass)
@@nutsackmaniaonly in a Pontiac bonneville
I wanna shiny smile
Dennis Rodman really is bisexual. Do you ever wonder if him and Magic Johnson ever have long phone conversations about HIV management?
“My name is…uh…Pontiac Bonneville” kills me every time😂
Why cum de sneakaz ain't free? Sheeeit
i cornered the CEO of my company in the breakroom and showed him this and he was in awe of how high-concept this form of comedic style is, and he shook my hand
Amazon is also doing the things you're doing
“Hand”?
Typical “hetero” thinking that handshaking is a open invitation to gag on the pork sword.
A firm hand-shake of the penis
And everyone clapped
Nick is so good at racism
It's because he's not actually racist
when nick does a racism, he feels God's pleasure
I wish i could be this racist, without being racist
@@danielkiss7003 start practicing while you're being gay with your dad
I prefer the phrase "race-based commentary"
"yea how you doin, my name is...", stav loosing it before nick even says the name
Saying that like you’re not gay
@@hossdelgato6098 already implied
Dude you know it’s about to be incredible when Nick comes in introducing himself 😂😂😂😂
I’m blasting this out my speaker while the neighbor kid is shooting hoops and clearly listening in.
pretty sure I heard the gardeners laughing hard at Nick's impression of the latino newscaster earlier this morning
made my day
"Problems facing the _le Tino_ com-unity.."
"He was.... Druunk Driiiiving, He was a druuunk driiiving"
_"I'm traaaashed.."_
The earthquake hit shortly after _H'oenne Piemme,_ 500 miles from Mechico _seity,_ it registered a preliminary magnitude of _chevin pointa uno_ causing heavy and prolonged shaking, in _Le Capitaal._
"Uh, _No_ quierro, Taco Bell", said emergency workers.
I'm blasting, too..... in my pants because I'm gay!!!
@@ZeranZeranlink to this clip or ep?
cum town - mexican newscaster voice @@Conway1848
Sometimes at work I remember Garfiel L'Zanya and I start laughing out loud
Hey what’s good crawlz
@@picklerick1948 chillin
Ya blew it...
I love undertime slopper
Turtis
you can tell a bit is amazing because it brings nick so much joy.
when Nick laughs I get a special gay feeling
Hes really the only comedian on the show
@@doubleugly1594 he's really the only friend you have
“ma name is…”
as a black man im here to say im gay
Your profile pic seems legit.
But not a BIPOC transexual atheist? You’ve gotta try harder.
Glad to hear you're gay, soul brotha
You are a queermo
As a gay man, I’m here to say I’m black
Lou Dobbs staggering around with bound feet and a kimono is the fucking best.
Why only we go Harvard?
I laugh like Stav every single time I hear it
Pontiac bonneville
Turdis la’szechuan
Suitcase Carwash
I was working in the dish pit when this came out and was listening to this on my headphones, and my Bluetooth connected to the speaker on the line during this bit. Had to dry my hands in a frenzy a stumble for my phone to stop it from playing. My coworkers already thought I was retarded but that incident confirmed it.
But do they know you're gay?
hi my name’s Bluetooth Dishpit
We got a dipshit in the dish pit I repeat we have a dipshit in the dish pit. Over.
Save your money, work hard, find a girl-guy that treats you well. Life is hard, dont make it harder on yourself.
Fucking same
This and the Rice-President's bit are most likely the first ones that I've heard from the gang. Really good stuff.
First i heard was either yeah im thinking im black or the departed or woke mobsters
mine was the Dad Dad F*** my dad, I F*** my dad song 🤣🤣🤣 i was baffled at first but then i gave the pod another chance and now its the greatest podcast of all time
Monster mash
@@djangofett4879 where can we find such a lovely tune?
mine were fievel and the stevan segal bits
KB Toys is Nick's best black guy name yet 😂
One of their best bits. I think I was borderline screaming laughing at this.
You know its a classic bit when you give Stav a run for his money
The geisha part just kills me xD
Bro check out the Mr feeny. Ben Shapiro bit
Yes hello senator, my name is D'onofrio Welfarefraud and I was just wondering why I'm not raisin my kids
Why come
Lmfoa
“No get headeral taxes” *Stav dies*
Get Hetero taxes dude, this makes me feel like you’ve never understood a single joke on this podcast
Nick is my favorite black comedian
Listen here brother cousin
how you doin i'm currently employed as a man who collects welfare
turtus lesechuan is the best name nick has ever improvd
It’s spelled “La’szeschuan”
Turdis L'Szeschuan
Garfiel L'zanya is top tier
L'Hannibal is my favourite
Yes
Literally just listened to this episode. Pussy for lobster is a top tier ep
thank you brother cousin
I don't think I've ever actually listened to a full ep. Just clips. Starting with this one
“Why come” instead of “how come” killed me
😂
As a black man…., I can confirm that’s how we talk
He got a point, why they ain't no gold teeth on the money?
Single issue voter here
@@420JackGhell of an issue though
One of their best bits of all time. I'm gay
i’m gay michael douglass
It has everything: black voices and making fun of adam
I was thinking the same thing
It would be if someone could use some tool to remove Stavros's laughing from the background.
I am a maintainence person for a lot of properties in detroit and i actually did meet a little girl named LaSonya...... Pronounced almost just like lasagna
Literally me too, lol
I sold a car to a LaSonya
I had intercourse with numerous welfare queens in the projects named lasonya. They were all black and gay.
I knew a guy named Lemóngelo
@@ImageLimestone- named after a classy digestif i assume
Any other comedian who claims to be edgy is lying. Nick is the only true edgy comic.
Nick is himself, everyone else is the edge.
Im a middle class black man that’s never experienced any racism at all
Garfeel L'zanya
this is the exact kind of shit people were horrified that Steven Crowder did on his podcast . only difference is Nick is actually funny.
aside from actually funny, Nick is genuinely edgy and does racial humor in good faith. Crowder's shit is only artlessly hateful and unfunny
You know why, right?
Because they all live in Brooklyn and are comfortable w living amongst every race and religion so, their humor is informed and accurate when they make fun. Plus, people appreciate stuff that's not just hiding deep-seated bigotry.
Crowder is cringily uncomfortable around nonwhites and his intellectual curiosity is too deficient to be more than hack and lazy.
@@janosmarothy5409 What the fuck does "good faith" mean? Making fun of others CONSTANTLY, not themselves, but OTHERS is not "edgy" or "unfunny" at all. These idiots sound like they're 12 year olds just TRYING to be"edgy" and funny. No wonder this channel has been given an X. It's pretty obvious. Continually pretending you're gay also isn't funny when all you do is preach your shitty stereotypes. Also trying to be funny by calling your cor-hosts "gay" and them being insulted also shows their subtle bigotry. The good thing is karma eventually comes back to get you when your hidden character
@@Rage_Harder_Then_Relax REEEEEEEE
@@Rage_Harder_Then_Relax not to like … but you know the butt of the joke was the idea that fox is so dumb they would keep making up characters that are so absurd and inaccurate. The joke wasn’t making fun of black people.
I love how they refer to Adam as “the guest”
WHY ONLY WE GO HARVARD
That vision of Lou Dobbs forces it's way into my head sometimes and it makes me cry laugh without fail.
A geisha outfit
OHHH.. UH, I ALSO HAVEUH QUESTION
Why we get to come here in your Harvard?
WHY WE ONLY GO HARVARD!?
"That's a very good question, Mrs. LingLing, was it?"
"I'd like to AKS you a few questions" 😂 is just perfection
The first Cumtown bit I ever heard. Long live Turdis L'Sechuan
this entire episode is great
hasnt this been uploaded a few times already lmao thought it was a new bit but its a certified classic
They are all getting flagged as mature
Damn, that's an old ass account. Good job.
@@Avengerie you too
og
I was trying so hard to not laugh at this while asking the tech guy at walmart to open the usb stick cabinet
The mor you listen the more you realise adam just kills bits
Huhuhuhu remember fuckin Project Veritas huhuhuhu I know facts
Interrupting a god-tier bit to bring up a news story he doesn’t even remember.
@@tshepherd8145It's enraging and the worst part about it is he DOES remember he's just pretending he doesn't to get them to talk about it.
@@timm8220 He does it to seem aloof and unconcerned with pop culture. He’s pretended not to know the name “Minecraft” like 6 times already. He’s too COOL to know it. The best is when Nick doesn’t play into it and just lets Adam continue with, “You know, the game with the blocks? That game? What’s that called? With the blocks? What’s that called?”
@@tshepherd8145nah bro you're being parasocial as fuck. They're just boomer. They don't know what Twitch is
3:41 - "Hi, yeah. My name is *Turtis Le'Szechuan,* and I was wondering.."
How is Stav more famous now than Nick, who is a comedic genius?
Stav actually cares and tries to further his career, while Nick does not.
6:55 Pontiac Bonneville asking the hard questions out here
My coworkers will never understand why I am grunting and huffing amd puffing because I dont want to laugh outloud at the names Garfield L'zanya and Turdis Laszechuan. I'm gonna have a stroke.
I'm grunting and huffing and puffing because I'm stroking the Big Bad Wolf
“Every. Single. Member. Of this country, has had gay thoughts.”
Fuckin kills me
9:29 my name is uh kb toys
I love how the first half is Adam trying to interrupt the bit to say political words he knows.
nick was levels above in this bit
It's spelled L'Zanya, thank you very much
“Every. Single. Member. Of this country has had gay thoughts.” 😂
Listen here....brother cousin.😂
9:10 as a black man he speaks for all of us, we do indeed have an affinity for caucasian women
As a white man,I came here to say,I'm black.and gay...I'm a gay black man
Just had the Lou Dobbs bit pop into my head out of the blue and had to rewatch this classic.
Came right to this once I heard the news… rest in peace Lou dobbs
What a legacy
Why only we go Harvard?
WHY COME 💀💀💀💀
my names K. B. Toys
I live off scratch-off lottery tickets
The one thing I will always love about Nick is him hypothetically making anyone else a giant racist. “I’m not racist I’m saying he said that thing I came up with.” Maximum comedy.
Nick’s greatest bit of all time imo
Uhhh these arent nick's characters, it's adam friedland in disguise
4:32 their greatest bit
Every
Single
Member
Of this country
Has had gay thoughts
i need this animated
nick youre the funniest of the three you made it happen (y)
Nick is an absolute genius - but it doesn't happen without Stav and Adam. It was fun while it lasted.
@@Mordecai0 TAFS is great
@@Mordecai0 TAFs is still pretty hilarious, but I do miss Stav's dumbass cackles. I never thought I would.
@@californianightmares6463it’s not the same mayn
Listen here brother cousin 😂😂😂
This is how i imagine Most DSA meetings go.
Brother cousin
Other than Cumtown there are not many TH-cam videos I can sit through that are audio only.
I live off scratch off lottery tickets and im gay
I love that Sam Hyde had the balls to actually do bits at a Bernie rally
how about Bernie “Mac” Sanders
Been done on the show. Been done live on stage.
This wealth inequality bad as a summamabitch
I never realized how dope geisha nick is
Stav’s Bernie impression kills me 😭😭
Adam did his best to derail the bit with a terrible story
Does anyone have the Andrew “Rice” Clay “Hickley Dickley Dock” clip? I love it and can’t find it anymore.
Me too!
My name is K.B Toise
6:47 I like to think at this point of the town hall, this is an actual black dude and not a fox new correspondent in black face.
Well we are certainly going to fund public libraries
Nick mullen is a god
a gay god
i cant for the life of me get past 4:30. That image of lou dobbs and that fucking awful asian accent and hes probably wasted in a room with other drunk racist dudes in black face at Bernie rally man..... its just so fucking gooooooooooooooooooooood.
oh ye and im gay
Best bit of all time
I’m here for the Spanish Fly fishing.
Great example of Adam just constantly trying to get nick to stop riffing by bringing up boring bs. No wonder why the show doesn't work anymore
I love Turdis LeSzechuan
10:19 my name is suitcase carwash
5:17 bernie gets confused
As a resident of Bethlehem, I remember this.
Pontiaque Bon Ne'Ville
Garfield L'Sanya
As a Black man. Forreal I am. I’m being serious….But this is funny as hell. I realize it’s satire, absurd and comedy. I don’t always take life or my personal traits like my race, too seriously.
With that said, are there any compilations of Nick roasting and spoofing Black people and other races?
Listen to the podcast. They do it almost every one lol. I’m also black (hate pulling that card in comments) and this is probably one of my favorite bits from them, even tho it’s terrible I wouldn’t let my family catch me listening to this 😂😂😂
@@Notimportant3737 I relate bro! If I’m around Muslims, hoteps or Blerds. Even beyond the Black community. I can never let people know I’m a fan. It takes too much energy explaining why you enjoy something these days. Especially this podcast. Everything is political and sensationalized. But most importantly, I still enjoy the pod on the low haha.
nearly threw up after Suitcase Carwash
Review from my girlfriend:
How do you listen to these guys??
They’re just like messy voices with no topic over just a picture of Bernie Sanders
I hope you kicked that dumbass sloot to the curb
Tell her you're gay
She’s a woman. So she will never understand how great it is to be gay.
She doesnt understand the art of shooting shit
WHY ONLY WE GO HAWAWD?
I hope Trump runs again so we can talk more about laughing missles into mexico
or launching nuclear bombs at a hurricane
6:50 Pontiac Bonneville
Nick in whiteface and lipstick looks exactly like Thought Slime...
"Garfield Lasagna" is imsane 😂😂😂
How you doin' Mr. Bernie Sanders, i just wana say, firstly, Kramer was right
fuck man i miss them