Congratulations Podcast w/ Chris D'Elia | EP 112 -

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  • @SpacestationWilly
    @SpacestationWilly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    Sure is great to hear from our boy Damien Monroe week in week out!

    • @coachmanedontplay
      @coachmanedontplay 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      SpacestationWilly 😂😂YES

    • @DL3bb1ng
      @DL3bb1ng 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Chris "Damien 'Crazy Legs' Monroe" D'Elia aka Chank Smith

    • @Guts.After.Eclipse
      @Guts.After.Eclipse 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@DL3bb1ng He's all legs, m'baby!

    • @1minutetomastery881
      @1minutetomastery881 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      U sound like a faucy

    • @aceofbastone
      @aceofbastone 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Finally Perfect what ep is that from

  • @heathergittings1191
    @heathergittings1191 5 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    The Unfollowing is exactly why I will be a loyal baby for life. So true. #theunfollowing

    • @cinnamonbagel5914
      @cinnamonbagel5914 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Heather Sarandos Same

    • @heathergittings1191
      @heathergittings1191 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      34:34 “with her tuttz ouuuuuuut” I keep replaying it. 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂

    • @DramaticOgre
      @DramaticOgre 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same. When I read the comments on those hooks instagram pages I start to lose hope for society.

    • @heathergittings1191
      @heathergittings1191 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LingYinnyTV most of society I liken to a massive herd of dead eyed cows. Fight Club is the way to go.

    • @alexanderjeromewhite2380
      @alexanderjeromewhite2380 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Woth your TATSOUT

  • @merrittorius
    @merrittorius 5 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    Now is this later in the week. Yes.
    Am I pissed off. Yes.
    Am I still going to watch. Of Cooursse

    • @merrittorius
      @merrittorius 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @rxp56 *CHANGE IT*

    • @jecaturin23
      @jecaturin23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      rxp56 Cuda

    • @fullmetalheel
      @fullmetalheel 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The joke is funnier when you do it.

    • @merrittorius
      @merrittorius 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@fullmetalheel *CHANGE IT*

    • @fullmetalheel
      @fullmetalheel 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@merrittorius Like I said, it's funnier when you do it.

  • @aarongaughan5606
    @aarongaughan5606 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    "I'm 38" Brilliant!

  • @Thearturmusic99
    @Thearturmusic99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    Cash App sponsors every episode:
    Chris: “ask her for her Venmo, and send her money”

    • @beaucherry838
      @beaucherry838 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      s'free cunsh

    • @thekevlar127
      @thekevlar127 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Don't use the sponsor to pay hookers

    • @warganization
      @warganization 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thekevlar127 lol

    • @XandiMusic
      @XandiMusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@beaucherry838 I op Ipoii

  • @Slimeq
    @Slimeq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    Can't believe you didn't show the weather guy vid at 1:00:00 and kept saying "look at this dude"
    S'inconsiderate

    • @rizayilmazturk7723
      @rizayilmazturk7723 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Juanfire fucked it up bigtime

    • @amg9082
      @amg9082 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was waiting for it too. But there's also youtube copyright stuff. So idk.

    • @airsoftandmore12
      @airsoftandmore12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SlimeQ I tried looking it up and I couldn’t find anything

    • @Theguyguyguy
      @Theguyguyguy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      th-cam.com/video/GgPRLx_eFKQ/w-d-xo.html

    • @Theguyguyguy
      @Theguyguyguy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And then this one th-cam.com/video/j6TWqvr0OQI/w-d-xo.html

  • @luis.vuitton
    @luis.vuitton 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Hey man, shirts too long.

  • @TheThomasquake61
    @TheThomasquake61 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    1 hour 10 mins of my time about to be spent on this.
    But it won't make a fucknnnnnnn *DEEEEEEEEENT*

  • @coachcolin
    @coachcolin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Bro any Chris D'Elia fan know that in this episode he was soooooooooooooooo Chris D'Elia in this one wow! "HEY, HOOKER!" LMAO!

  • @josephspadotto3849
    @josephspadotto3849 5 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    Hey put the fish back on the wall and that's super obvious

  • @michaelcarl6739
    @michaelcarl6739 5 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    here for a sillygoosetime and that's it

    • @kylelouer4323
      @kylelouer4323 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Michael Carl the only reason I ever come, baby

  • @potfreemason420
    @potfreemason420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Just here for an unsolicited good time. Waiting on services and offers like I didn't ask for them.

    • @annedevlin09
      @annedevlin09 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      POTfreemason best and most underrated comment of the year

    • @amg9082
      @amg9082 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ASL?? lol

  • @DarkLinkAD
    @DarkLinkAD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    So lovely Chris wore his dress today, he will make a lovely woman in Saudi Arabia...

  • @akaSheilaalien
    @akaSheilaalien 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Do I watch this podcast not necessarily to laugh out loud but because I enjoy Chris's unique colloquialisms? Yes

    • @courtneymartin7068
      @courtneymartin7068 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes, he has such unique colloquialisms!! But I do watch for both reasons!! I've watched since the very premiere of the CongratsPod and I'm back here watching any episodes I missed! "Much love.." ;D

  • @brendanlittle2498
    @brendanlittle2498 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    “So I donated $100 doesn’t matter ... BAGS... NO DENTS... I’ll donate $100 and keep my shit in pristine condition” LMAOOOOO

  • @McLootin
    @McLootin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Cinnamon razel bagan. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time 🤣

  • @fullmetalheel
    @fullmetalheel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    "We got some dates here."
    *Only says locations*
    And I know I can just look them up but also, they can be called something other than dates.
    _Do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers._

  • @DanielDanger420
    @DanielDanger420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Paused the podcast to get out there and join #theunfollowing ... Now I'm back.

  • @LeeCDylan
    @LeeCDylan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Was gonna be s'disrepectful and complain about this arriving late but then I just decided to TURN ROUND.

  • @dustintancowny1441
    @dustintancowny1441 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Best one in a long time got me out here in public looking like a god damn crazy person loll

  • @canwejustbe6373
    @canwejustbe6373 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I checked for this yesterday and had to take a deep breath

    • @boogiewoogiebearboy
      @boogiewoogiebearboy 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      CanWe JustBe Almost threw your phone off a ski lift?

  • @kyleplum977
    @kyleplum977 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    “We have dates coming up”
    *reads cities*
    “Some more new dates”
    *reads cities*

  • @raidercam567
    @raidercam567 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Props to Chris for doing this ep. Even though he’s under the weather and STILL being his loosey-goose self for the babies… BAGS!

  • @raymondoutson4504
    @raymondoutson4504 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I miss this version man, I hate that the bs society that decides who’s cancelled and who’s not beat this man’s spirit down. I have love you bro

  • @WeeMackinsie
    @WeeMackinsie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Definitely don't wait until Wednesday to post this ever again AND thats obvious dude

    • @Samuel-sw9gy
      @Samuel-sw9gy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Can't have that behaviour towards our cult leader in the log cabin, s'disrespectful. #s'freecunchnowtho

    • @MrJoeyroland
      @MrJoeyroland 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Weatherman ...cocaine's a hell of a drug. That's for sure cocaine

    • @drewcundari8773
      @drewcundari8773 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Samuel-sw9gy he has set up the rules well. Will be the first fair and not corrupt cult.

    • @HP-lr3do
      @HP-lr3do 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's Thursday here in Australia. This babies been crying harrrd waiting for the drop. S'happy now 🤗

  • @andrewmckay7638
    @andrewmckay7638 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I want a sound clip of him just saying "hey hhooker" ahahaha

  • @imme8471
    @imme8471 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Juan Fyre laughing in the background is the best

  • @TheEmpress_24
    @TheEmpress_24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    New baby here! Just purchased the grand slam tee. Much love Janelle

    • @T24596
      @T24596 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Eh s’cuuuuuteeee

  • @terranniet
    @terranniet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I began writing Google reviews to help with my depression, really helped me feel relevant for the first time ever.
    Now its ruined.
    Thanks alot :(

    • @jamirose2342
      @jamirose2342 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know this is 2 years later but girl bye. That is not healthy to review other people anonymously. Therepy. You need therepy.

  • @internationalplanetjourney6105
    @internationalplanetjourney6105 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Nope, you're all wrong. "It's a dyson", was the best part of this podcast. 🤣🤣

    • @denisewiebers5084
      @denisewiebers5084 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Red Thorn read this ass soon as he says it’s too hot in there

  • @ciara1416
    @ciara1416 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    #theunfollowing is top 5 rants. That's it. My hands are tied now

  • @EastwoodFPS
    @EastwoodFPS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Dont usually leave comments like this but today was an especially shit day for me. Thanks for makin it a lil better & makin me laugh man 👍

    • @germavery2223
      @germavery2223 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Be well brother

    • @EastwoodFPS
      @EastwoodFPS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@germavery2223 Thanks a lot for that comment i really appreciate it.

    • @alliesonia7
      @alliesonia7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Eastwood Fps hope today is better for ya!

  • @ladycynthian
    @ladycynthian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I just discovered you, I am so in love. Thank you for making me laugh ❤️

  • @gomaaren
    @gomaaren 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    heres me breathin
    swipe left for silly exhale

  • @TheAustinTodd
    @TheAustinTodd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Whenever I think of Harland Williams I remember his scene in "There's Something About Mary" where he's talking about his idea for 7 minute Abs and it kills me every time.

  • @ericliebert3l3t33
    @ericliebert3l3t33 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Here in Missouri. Only took me 4 days in the Nali’--(50 cent song playing)
    Nikka whaaaattt?!?!

  • @EnjoyerofYoutube
    @EnjoyerofYoutube 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Thanks for that shoutout to The Wilbur Chris!! I saw you there and them thangs were indeed popping off.

  • @jjsr4023
    @jjsr4023 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Wow, Chris would LOVE Belle Delphine. #TheUnfollowing

  • @MYNAMEISGARY
    @MYNAMEISGARY 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I'm the Scatman
    Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
    Yo da dub dub
    Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
    Yo da dub dub
    (I'm the Scatman)
    Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
    Yo da dub dub
    Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
    Yo da dub dub
    Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope
    Bop ba bodda bope
    Be bop ba bodda bope
    Bop ba bodda
    Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope
    Bop ba bodda bope
    Be bop ba bodda bope
    Bop ba bodda bope
    Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub

  • @ap3306
    @ap3306 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Every time he said my babies i died laughing lol

  • @kayturastar3320
    @kayturastar3320 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "The Paramount in Long Island" I love it.

  • @patsajacq9667
    @patsajacq9667 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Chris told the birthday story before, only True Babies will know this..

    • @DL3bb1ng
      @DL3bb1ng 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Cha-cha-cha

    • @jenniferberman3555
      @jenniferberman3555 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Finally Perfect was praying for a cha cha cha segue.

  • @seansauve1634
    @seansauve1634 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    That Bag Unit sound clip would be very easy to make.
    Should I make it and sent it to the podcast? yes
    Will I? no
    Am I lazy? Yes
    Will I get bags for it? no
    Will this podcast? yes
    Should Chris fire his sound guy? ye
    Will he? NOOOOOOO

  • @BerlinBourne
    @BerlinBourne 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Drive-by, ah-ah, ah-ah-ah... I'm 38" 😂😂😂❤❤

  • @justryan7519
    @justryan7519 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love when you can hear his producers laughing in the background

  • @kyekye1
    @kyekye1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Happy Full Moon, silly goose time!

  • @TheCrippledDonkey
    @TheCrippledDonkey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thanks for making Reno the subject of your missed connections, we really are special, uniquely twisted people

  • @heroofnow1
    @heroofnow1 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just want a weekly podcast of Chris watching and reacting to TH-cam videos. Need a solid hour of that because the bit at the end with the weather man had me dying lol

  • @jmcd95
    @jmcd95 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The new desk makes this podcast that much better

    • @metalligeek093
      @metalligeek093 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      jmcd95 I know right? Can’t see his quadriplegic bulge anymore

  • @anything7770
    @anything7770 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Someone PLEASSEEE do the 50 cent remix thing @1:56

  • @meghanvega6204
    @meghanvega6204 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This one was extra hard not to bust out laughing at work

  • @ashleymitchell8782
    @ashleymitchell8782 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I really wish people would stop complaining about this not being posted sooner.. I think it is awesome that you still did a great episode even though you haven't been feeling good, thank you 💕

  • @francinenazaruddin
    @francinenazaruddin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:07:20, just dont, be that way....im crying with laughter, thank you!

  • @aspeacerman
    @aspeacerman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Just got contacted with some unsolicited services or offers...
    But it didn't make a dent

    • @drewcundari8773
      @drewcundari8773 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey man unsolicited services and offers don't cost you money nor do they have mass. So s'dumb.

  • @missfairbanks8661
    @missfairbanks8661 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Yes! Let's get it! I really miss waking up to it for my ride in the morning!!! Still pumped tho!

  • @damieltanon5243
    @damieltanon5243 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Just reminded Bryan Callen he's full-o-dents here in Kansas City at the improv about 2 hours ago. We cant let him forget.

  • @Rick_Sanchez_Jr.
    @Rick_Sanchez_Jr. 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ok, this one was funny as fuck, but Chris reused that birthday bit, still funny af though lmfao. "What color am I?, Alright, get me that color around me." lmfao

  • @ldvr00
    @ldvr00 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You were feeling it from the beginning, dude! Awesome edition of the podcast.

  • @ryancantu15
    @ryancantu15 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Bags NO DENTS I’ll donate a 100 dollars and keep shit in PRISTINE CONDITION” 😂😂

  • @ShepardsLamb
    @ShepardsLamb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Scrolled down and couldn't find anything mentioning it but... That weather dude is like 100% jacked up on some good ol booger sugar

    • @canwejustbe6373
      @canwejustbe6373 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Im wondering if he still works there...I doubt he survived "metoo"

  • @thisjourneycalledlife5957
    @thisjourneycalledlife5957 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lmfaoo the Denalis yo you are the greatest! Chris is really in the Bag Unit 😁

  • @matthewofbaldwin
    @matthewofbaldwin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Just learned about Mark Mathis. I was not disappointed. Dude is crazy.

  • @oconnor3334
    @oconnor3334 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Chris “my Irish buddy “ D’Elia

  • @potfreemason420
    @potfreemason420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Phone in my hand, on the 'Gram, I post 2,
    posts of things I know I'm prolly not s'posed to. (so coo)
    Who wanna front, let's prop them thangs."

  • @eden2esthar
    @eden2esthar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    All hail the dark lord Chris D'elia

  • @l3igK
    @l3igK 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the best joke was the bottom sign, and he starts with an ad. lmfao!!!1fmfbamf

  • @justinscott8641
    @justinscott8641 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Is the unsolicited sign crooked. Yes
    Did it bothering me the whole time. Yes
    Did I still watch the whole thing. Yessss

  • @adamnacario6493
    @adamnacario6493 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "You're on camera 9, do the weather." 😭😭😭😭😭

  • @tonybilello9340
    @tonybilello9340 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is officially my new favourite podcast. 🙏

  • @aaronbrasel8462
    @aaronbrasel8462 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    lol..do i ever wake up with no texts?? only everydayy :)

  • @ronin_11b94
    @ronin_11b94 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yo I can see Will Sasso laughing his ass off about the Instagram models bit

  • @krs10barnes23
    @krs10barnes23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Chattanooga babies are ready 👶🏻

  • @divine_950
    @divine_950 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ‘Cream cheese cinnamon babbles’ would have been a great alternative to this title

  • @greenwizardneedsfood8852
    @greenwizardneedsfood8852 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Late to the party, watching all your old episodes in no particular order because youtube is garbage. Your podcast is the best thing ever.

  • @IRISH4LIFE5151
    @IRISH4LIFE5151 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The freaking weather man. He is for sure on blow... right?!? TTBYB!

  • @brett66
    @brett66 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Mark Mathis: the Alex Jones of weather.

  • @beccaseymour1436
    @beccaseymour1436 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Saw you in Hanover. Thanks for the laughs.

  • @RottenMal
    @RottenMal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    #theunfollowing let’s go I’ve been waiting for some shit like this. Chris fights the real issues ✊

  • @HIGHTS
    @HIGHTS 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    that 50 Cent song got me every single time hahahahahahah

  • @gorepic83
    @gorepic83 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Why Akon gotta sound like Meatwad?

    • @5w8t
      @5w8t 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmaooooooooooo

  • @jacindabarakat9518
    @jacindabarakat9518 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Please come to Anderson, South Carolina. It’s the worst place you’ll ever go but it will please the babies

  • @DaDavid15
    @DaDavid15 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I could listen to this big bird roast pop culture all day!

  • @dodgers02007
    @dodgers02007 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Good purse 😂
    Chris D'Elia is not a comedian, he's out of this world

  • @canadianscraggledog
    @canadianscraggledog 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Tom and Harland - 2 great funny Canadians

  • @bradyprice1263
    @bradyprice1263 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank god for Chris D’elia and everything he does! This shit puts me in a fantastic mood while working my shitty job
    #theunfollowing

  • @16handsoffunfunfun
    @16handsoffunfunfun 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Daddy is so silly today I love it 😍

  • @mrshoofie
    @mrshoofie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    That was kektashi 88 tryin to sell his new album " whitness protection program . Snnitch LP"

  • @GreatJobTy
    @GreatJobTy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Absolutely contact me with offers guys. Gimme. Gim.

  • @suzie5813
    @suzie5813 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Omg mark Mathus...haahahha. love him and perfect harlen impression! lol

  • @Erk321
    @Erk321 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Chris giving us missions like he's Tyler durden

  • @litterlakegangexe
    @litterlakegangexe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Legendary episode. I'll keep watching it again and again. Full hour ten baby

  • @spencersherwood129
    @spencersherwood129 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hardest I've laughed in months, thank you sir

  • @hogancauldron3995
    @hogancauldron3995 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    That part about eastern Europeans near 23:00 was hilarious
    Lol #theunfollowing
    48:57 💖

    • @jenniferberman3555
      @jenniferberman3555 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      hogan Cauldron very flat facet yet pointed features 😂😂😂

  • @noodtayne599
    @noodtayne599 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I had the same sad Coffee Bean experience. Went to the one where I used to live (next to the Five Guys. probably same one) and it was gone. I didn't even get to say goodbye...

  • @chuckwarren9671
    @chuckwarren9671 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is easily the funniest episode

  • @TheStengah
    @TheStengah 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Came here for chicks eating soup 'n sand. Stayed for the Reno Craigslist.

  • @slomocheetah
    @slomocheetah 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm here re-watching old silly goose times. Thanks for being re-watchable.

  • @kennydamico590
    @kennydamico590 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Was at one of the shows at the paramount couldn’t stop laughing 😂

  • @oconnor3334
    @oconnor3334 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Daddy gave us a sign 🙈😊

  • @Blueninja626
    @Blueninja626 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    It was Mackenzie Stith who was taking the video of the girl twerking at Runyon. It was FUCKING HILARIOUS.