Gramps Goes to College | Full Movie | Fight against Secularism
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- A workaholic retired computer programmer follows the leading of the Holy Spirit and returns to college to wage war against secular humanism and to mentor a new generation in truth seeking.
Director: Chip Rossetti
Stars: Kera O’Bryon, Rusty Martin Jr., Carol Anderson, Kate Borst, David Vandergriff, Courtney Lee Simpson, Donna Botts, Donald James Parker, Josh Pierson, Chris Palmer, Bob Laney, Bob (Stretch) Cleeland, James Borst, Michael Scifo, Adra Cooper, Josh Boles, Elisa Vandergriff, Maranda Vandergriff, Amy Backstrom, Ricky Sykes, Abby Cate - บันเทิง
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A parent trusting a random old guy they barely know with their daughter's safety simply because they happen to be the same religion is the most accurate part of this movie.
This is one of the best college movies ever filmed at a megachurch. I'll have twenty Everclear shots in three minutes before I watch it the next time.
Apparently, 20 shots of Everclear would put your BAC above 3%.
Disclaimer: outside of this movie, I've never heard of Everclear, so I cannot personally verify this.
it's even better the movie was filmed in an old folk's home lol
This movie might actually appear coherent after those twenty Everclear shots.
Who else is here because of Forrest Valkai?
Me!! Forrest is amazing
@@mattbenton147 hell yeah!
Not because of him, but love Forrest Valkai! Awesome guy.
Guy should write Forrest and Noah a thank you note. The only reason this movie gets any activity at all is because of the number of atheists who have kindly given Donald James Parker free advertising.
He didn't tell me how sketchy the audio is
Nobody involved in this has ever been to college.
"bible college" unfortunately legally counts
@@GodisGracious1031Ministries Teachers teaching students facts like evolution isn't something exactly news worthy...
@@GodisGracious1031Ministrieshow can you say it's a sin to not tell the truth while supporting a film full of lies?
Or a gym. Or a party.
Your mom goes to college
28:54 "how did this organism survive without a brain"
By getting the lead role in this movie.
Dude tried to debunk evolution but just showed that he knows nothing about evolution.
Exactly!!!!
So how did he know Stephanie had 20 shots in 3 minutes? He stood there, watched her "kill" herself, and did nothing?
That's one shot of Everclear every 9 seconds for 3 minutes. Ol' Steph was hard core.
To quote Forrest Valkai during his own video about this movie:
Forrest: "You see, Steph is in a drinking competition during which she drinks 20 shots of Everclear and drops dead. And that's not me trying to be funny with this scene. She didn't pass out, she didn't slowly succumb to alcohol poisoning, she drank her 20th shot and just died.... But don't worry, Mikaela prays and Steph is miraculously brought to life to tell everyone she saw hell."
Steph: Fire... I saw fire.
Forrest: "Or maybe it was a barbecue. She doesn't go into any more detail than that. Maybe she had a vision of food that wasn't mayonnaise and it freaked her out. These people don't seem to know what fun is, so it's hard to gauge what might have frightened her."
@@reubenmanzo2054 Forrest's video got more than four times as many views as this did.
Notice the lack of extras. Every scene consists of the actors and no one else.
this dude: acts like hes oppressed for being christian
also this dude: discriminates against any other faith multiple times
Isn’t that typical of all fundies
@@KennyTew2 No it's not "typical" of FUNDAMENTALISTS. Don't know where you got your information from, but it's not correct. To make such a blanket statement that all of us are, is very narrow minded, short sighted, bigoted and judgmental.
@@noturningbackever493
You know what is most definitely typical of fundamentalists? (I'm talking Christian young Earth creationists):
Misrepresenting and/or lying about several fields of science. That crap just comes with the territory. After all, How could a person whose *beliefs* conflict so drastically with so much of science, possibly be honest when they try to argue against science? They certainly can't afford to be honest in that situation. Young Earth creationists *need* the universe and Earth to be 'young', they *need* biological evolution to be false, they *need* their global flood to have occurred, etc.
People who have no dogmatic attachments in life, who are not devoutly attached to some belief system or other, don't have that problem and don't need to lie about science.
@@noturningbackever493 get off the internet...too sensitive
@@soumya9484 NO, I am NOT getting off the internet just because YOU say so.
I have as much right to voice my opinion as those who wrote this.
Forrest did a 2 hour discussion one on one with the "Film maker". After a 2hr personal lesson in actual evolution from an actual biologist all "Gramps" could say was "I'm speechless". The video isposted on Forrest Valkia's channel. He gave gramps the footage ut I don't know if he hasthe courage to post it.
Forrest is generally a pretty honest guy. Perhaps Gramps doesn't feel posting his version would add anything?
I didn’t know my moms Facebook group wrote a movie.
😂😂. Dude.. that was great!
Your mom's Facebook group would probably have done a better job.
No, somewhere else but I love the film. Thank you.
I love his responses to people especially criticisms!
right, he's barely even able to make actually sentences
Ty is the most insufferable bore imaginable. THIS is how this guy writes a protagonist? It's hilarious... nearly as hilarious as what the filmmakers think a college party looks like. 😂😂😂😂
This is a prime example of a movie being so terrible that it's actually hilarious.
A retired computer programer, master chess player, super genius, basketball, tennis, and track star. Throw in a professor that wants him so bad. The delusional old man that has an elementary understanding of evolution ends up converting the whole school. This is a religious, creepy old man's wet dream.
My favorite part is when the girl just drops dead because these college students supposedly didn't know 20 shots of everclear in three minutes can be dangerous. Gold.
I like how they have to frontload that this guy is 'smart' so people don't look at him and think he's an immediate rube despite the fact he's a gigantic rube. Also, for a man who knows his limitations, check out his 'acting.' That proves Jesus is dead.
They have no idea about the dangers of alcohol because science teachers fill their heads with actual science instead of teaching them useful things like the dangers of high strength alcohol.
lol what colour does natural selection have. I have watched a lot of creationist BS, but this movie is some of the funniest and most ridiculous I've ever seen
im gonna start saying 'what color is evaporation' to disprove water-cycle-ists 😭😭
@@quemma Yes, those stupid water-cycle-ists! Such fools.
Also those gravitationalists are probably the next ones who are in for a big surprise when they realize the can’t say what colour gravity is either (or how big it is, for that matter). I expect a lot of "free thinkers" like Gramps, will be jumping off skyscrapers now in order to prove the folly of the gravitationalists, right?
@@Ornitholestes1 that would be a good example of natural selection LOL
@@Ornitholestes1Now that’s just wishful thinking
15:13 This part is probably the most infuriating part of the movie for me, even after all the nonsensical arguments. Evolution is about a beautiful tapestry of life being woven for an incomprehensible amount of time, it's about life adapting to be in harmony with the rest of the world to survive, the creation of the most beautiful, complex, and awe inspiring machines on the planet. It is SO COOL and everything about us is to be cherished. How can you hear about the awe inspiring diversity and wonder of coral, trees, humans, insects, and so much more and their history, and come to the conclusion that its about DEATH rather than LIFE?
We do not need some grand higher purpose or goal, we and everything else can forge our own path through the harsh indifference of the world, and that is why we are so cool!
My prayer is that God removes the blinders from your eyes and fills you with the Holy Spirit. Satan is lying and deceiving you. There is a spiritual battle being fought for your soul. Seek God.
@@llamalady8700 "And when you pray, you must not be like the hypocrites. For they love to stand and pray in the synagogues and at the street corners, that they may be seen by others. Truly, I say to you, they have received their reward. But when you pray, go into your room and shut the door and pray to your Father who is in secret. And your Father who sees in secret will reward you."
Matthew 6:5
Please don't announce your prayers to me, thanks!
@@llamalady8700 Additionally I would prefer you provide evidence (or really anything) to the table before I start taking your belief seriously
@@MossMothMyBeloved
THE BIBLE IS ALL THE EVIDENCE YOU'LL EVER NEED. I know you're going to scoff at that. If you really want to know the truth, ASK GOD. If you seek Him, you will find him. We're not interacting with air, God sends us the Holy Spirit, FILLS US WITH HIS HOLY SPIRIT. This is an actual physical feeling/sensation that you WILL experience if you seek God and ask him to SHOW YOU THE TRUTH.
@@llamalady8700 The bible is full of scientific inaccuracies (mfw locusts, katydids, crickets, and grasshoppers have 4 legs) and moral atrocities (mfw I decide to murder the entire world by flooding it)
Its very laughable to get an odd sensation and immediately interpret it as magic, and more specifically YOUR version of magic. Ask other religions and they will say the same thing about THEIR god, not the God of the bible.
Also, I used to believe in a god and never got such sensations, strange.
This movie is more tonedeaf than that awful singing in the intro 😂
Lmfao this is the most outrageous thing ive ever seen. Im convinced this was made as a comedy under the guise of being a serious Christian film. No rational human being could watch this and keep a straight face its impossible
For people who don't like abortions, they sure did make one.
This movie is gonna go viral as a comedy masterpiece!
This is one of my favorite unintentional comedies. Everything about this movie is so bad and incompetent and Parker’s dialogues make Neil Breen, Tommy Wiseau and Ed Wood seem like great writers in comparison. I doubt even the most devout Christian can unironically think this is a good movie. I’m glad it’s on TH-cam.
Absolutely. He truly is Evangelical Neil Breen
@@LG-lp7cl uncombable hair and all
@@GodisGracious1031Ministries ”Real world”? Lol have you ever heard people talk like this in the real world? 😂
Love? If your god is anything like the god of the Bible he certainly doesn’t love me or most people.
@@GodisGracious1031Ministries that you think this movie is anything like the real world is deeply sad...
@@GodisGracious1031Ministries I never said it was. In fact we are living in the best time in human history to live. Meaning we never were fallen but rather evolved from "lesser" beings. Far as the god thing goes... Prove it? I won't hold my breath of course. If you can't even address what I said why bother replying? Seems dishonest to me.
I love that he thinks these are compelling arguments against evolution. This movie is one of the most hilarious GAM episodes
What arguments? I missed all the arguments!
@@darkprose words, he did say words
@@darkprose-- One of the most brainless points is when he talked about how natural selection doesn't have any physical properties. This was supposed to be a big ahha moments in the whole movie.
@@user-lb8qx8yl8k Forrest Valkai did a video about this movie in which he followed that scene with a Google search: do processes have physical properties? and the response: Did you mean: to think before asking this?
"Some examples of other things that have no physical properties and yet have very clear effects on the world would include government, law, evaporation, peer pressure and paying attention in class. Remember, paying attention in class doesn't have a size, shape or weight, it isn't matter or energy, but if you do it, you won't asking stupid questions like Ty just did."
@@reubenmanzo2054 -- Yep!! That's one of my favorite videos on TH-cam!! I wouldn't even know about this movie if it weren't for Forrest!!
Gramps got expelled and is STILL school in them kids 😂😂😂
Damn, they did it. They made a movie worse than Battlefield Earth.
This is insanity. Pure. Insanity.
I'm afraid to watch this in public at the fear of someone thinking it's porn 😂
right, with all the fluffing of Donald's ego
i would much rather being caught watching porn than this...
Lol I agree
Grabbing my popcorn for this one
So funny when ur high
If you're already a Y.E.C. this movie is for you. If you are someone who cares about reality, then i would recommend, well anything else really
So he out her jacket back on because he was worried that he would sexually assault her because her neck was exposed?
There was not suggestion of SA, especially when she was clearly wanting to seduce him. The replacing the jacket was meant to be a point, not a precursor to assault. Your comment proves the overall substance of the movie. You have framed your understanding of the scene according to the WOKE programming that so many are being conned by.
This particular scene confirms that *he's* the one with the problem.
@@user-lb8qx8yl8k Why? Because he doesn't want to have casual intercourse with her? Truly awful how women now see intimacy as just a recreational activity. This shows how degraded culture has made them regard their body. The woman is clearly behaving badly. She knows he is a devout Christian with moral values, yet she goes out of her way to corrupt them, and get one up on the whole God thing.
It is also unfortunate that woman are incapable of accepting any personal responsibility. In all instances, men are at fault. If he is asking her to behave more modestly the main reason is within the Christian paradigm. He wants her to discover more self-respect.
Women who dress immodestly are desperate to get a man, but they don't really understand how men are. Men are more visual than women and are naturally more sex*al. If women dress in an immodest way they are encouraging men to have relations with their bodies, but not to get to know them as people. Many women get very hurt because they don't realise that the man she has just used her immodesty to get into bed currently hates her, just as he hates himself for giving in to a woman he doesn't even like.
Sometimes, it takes a shock to bring about change. A woman dressing immodestly, and behaving in an aggressively sex*al way getting actually called on it. And the man walking away from her, instead of taking advantage of her low self-worth. The shock of encountering decency, ethically and personally, could bring her to a happier life.
It's not gramps fault that gramps can't control himself! I blame the liberal media
Fun fact: the actresses that plays Micaela now has an only fans. Sweet JESUS!
Kaitlin Borst? How do I look this up?
I guess if so then those mean atheist girls turned a Saint into a sinner after all O_o
Holy shit that part where he puts the coat on the random lady to hide "her charms", absolute nuts.
I just came here to say exactly that!! She was wearing a perfectly normal top that she could wear to work. Maybe he's the one who has the problem?
Nope. He's perfect at everything. Did you not see how he won at everything? How irresistible he is to women? The guy's perfect.
"Please, cover yourself up. I can't be trusted around women, and what I do will be your fault"
@@DagothNereviaractually, in this case, what he could have done is what she wanted.
What charms? Her... wrists? This isn't the Middle Ages.
The King Has One. More. Move.
I enjoyed seeing what this man imagines colleges are like.
This is more entertaining and valuable as a comedy spectacle than it is as a serious film.
If Gramps actually wants to reduce the teaching of evolution and halt the diminishing of the number of Christians in the US, he is going to have to do a MUCH better job than he did in either this movie or in his appearance with Forrest Valkai.
Outlook not so good.
As Christians we don't believe in evolution, watch what's revent to your believe my advise
@@kerotsepelotona3681 I apologize - I don't speak Tenth Century Illiterate. Can you try that again in actual English?
Micaela’s hair is so pretty in the scene where they find out Dr. Tucker got fired.
Here it is! The creationist Neil Breen!
are those upright rows? inverted curls? failed lateral raises?
Is his buddy doing rotator cuff exercises?
I have SO MANY QUESTIONS!
I see this type of people every January in the gym for New Year’s resolutions for a couple of weeks
If you took this movie seriously past 1:11 you my friend don’t worship the lord of gains😂. That form was terrible and also what are they doing in my years the closest I seen was a shrug this just looks bad for shoulder health😂. They have sullied the good name of lord gains. Thou shalt rep to failure. Thou shall shug the protein nor sip. Thou shalt eat appropriate protein. Thou shall not give in to temptation eyes on the weight for our lord gains provide max gains to those whom say his name during the last rep. I’m here to recruit if interested lmk
MAGIC SKY DADDY!!!!!!!!!
Awesome 😊
The irony of this film being so anti-alcohol when you have to be blind drunk to think it's in any way a good movie.
Ooooh but it really hits when you are super drunk!
Every single scene in this is a one-take.
Bobby’s carrying a torch alright lol
Are all Christian movies this bad?
yes
No, watch The Chosen.
Hi Stephanie good morning how are you doing?
@@WillieUnvlkan doing good, I can’t complain. Q: why are you asking?
@@stephicohu Well I’m a Christian and I believe you’re a Christian, not all Christian movies is bad. Where are you from. 🌺🌺🌺🌺
I love this 🎥 movie!!!❤
me too - if only to remind people of how dishonest and deluded Christian extremists are in the US.
Totally unrealistic portrayal of atheists and university.
Does anyone think this nonsense is believable in any way?
I am so sorry
Even god hates this film
This movie was so dumb that its hilarious 😂😂
amen!
Just out of curiosity lads, what if the repressive theocracy ye lot so obviously want happens, but it's a different flavour of religion setting the rules? What'll ye do when ye actually face repression?
You can tell Steph is still a new Christian because she says “darn it” but you can tell she’s doing better.
Saying darn it as a Christian isn't bad there are worse things out there , Luke Christian getting involved in going out to save babies at abortion clinics
This was written by someone who knows absolutely nothing about colleges, evolution, or science in general.
He doesn't seem to know how people act or react in "real" life situations either.
He must be a self obsessed, desperate, confused, angry, hateful and hate filled person.
@@herbieshine1312 They portrayed him as someone that would become very loved and popular when in reality, he would mostly be seen as a stubborn irritant who isn't actually there to learn.
@@herbieshine1312 as well as a raging perv, always concerned about which women in the movie want him
@@JRChadwick he Literally has to pay all these people to act like they like him
@@kermitthorson9719 Wow, they might actually be UNDER paid.
gramps died in in gramp's shoes but he came back for this movie. that doesn't make sense. smells like satanist witchcraft to me
1:20:20 "Have you ever just watched some poignant movie and tears just come up in your eyes?" lol what
I tell you what, I’ll NEVER mix bourbon and lemonade.
Pastor Ty, I need advice. I decided not to go to college bc I didn’t want to be brainwashed. But the factory I worked at was closed and reopened with AI and cheaper laborers in Mexico. Is there a way I can send food stamps to my church so my pastor won’t stop praying for me? Maybe I’ll stop supporting my daughter to afford tithing. Like the the Christian father you portray in this inspirational film. That choice wasn’t a subconscious admission of your views on religious patriarchy was it?
i refuse toothpaste
i wont ever go basement drinking with a bunch of college kids!!
20 shots in 3 minutes = sinful
🙏🙏🙏
That is such a strawman. If there are any real-world examples of a biology professor challenging Christianity, I would like to know them. I went to a Christian university that did have a biology department. You probably can't be accredited if you don't teach evolution. It also had required core classes of weird religion primer and fitting science and religion together. Of course, it bounced off me as I was still YEC at the time.
One of the worst movies ever. How is this for real?
Aren't we supposed to correct each other with love?
arent we supposed to let one another be free to do as they see. why do you have a better way, especially if it includes messages of shame, distrust, dishonesty, and out right hate.
@Cherylrosalis1948
Yes! In Love we are supposed to share the teachings of Jesus; especially if we see them obviously doing things against God's word. To say nothing would be like saying we don't mind if they go to Hell.
I prefer to correct other people with facts.
“Tell me where the party is.” AMEN
amen brother
Gramps is a shockingly unlikable protagonist. He's rude, arrogant, snarky, and hostile to nearly everyone he meets. He shows up to a class with the express purpose of harassing the professor and interrupting student learning with his asinine half-baked rebuttals he thinks are so groundbreaking and clever despite being hilariously hypocritical. (So you shouldn't believe something just because it's in a textbook, but you *should* believe everything written in the Bible? Colleges telling you what to believe is bad, but Gramps telling you what to believe is good? Evolution causing biological processes to happen over the course of billions of years is laughable, but a cosmic being speaking them into existence isn't even up for debate?) He's always butting into people's lives and nagging and scolding them for not doing things exactly like he wants. He's absurdly obnoxious, and every conversation feels like a fantasy he wrote into the script where he gets to be the smartest person in the room at all times, he gets to win every argument, and everyone, even those mean old atheists, are forced to be impressed. It's laughable and embarrassing.
Frankly think it's hilarious that these movies are supposed to be "uplifting" or somehow a good reflection on Christian values, because if Christians are supposed to act like Gramps does, I can't imagine anyone wanting to be in the same room as them for any length of time.
It's hard to watch this movie and not hear Noah and Eli making fun of this.
It has to be one of the best GAM episodes.
And Forrest!
Jase, “You go to h__l (heck)!!
Ty, “No you go to heaven!!”
"Just because something is written in a book that doesn't make it the truth" couldn't have said it better myself! people should question the validity of the bible more 🤣
I love the South
DONT eat the devil’s apple.
Good film
Citation needed
@@sangieredwolfMark 10:18 “Why do you call [this] good?” Jesus answered. “[Nothing] is good-except God alone [allegedly].
It’s so fun to hate-watch these
Thank you for posting.
I love this movie!!!!
Your channel is such a blessing!! 🙏🏻
for the devil
😂
Quran 11:111. Each will be fully reimbursed by your Lord for his deeds. He's aware of what they do.
@@abduaitor he knows when youve been sleeping, he knows when youre awake, he knows when you've been bad or good so be good for goodness' sake. you better not shout; you better not cry. you better not pout, I'm telling you why. Satna Claus is coming to town
@@kermitthorson9719 Quran Chapter 109 UNBELIEVERS
In the name of God, the Most Merciful, the Oft Forgiving.
1. Say, “O unbelievers.
2. I don’t worship what you worship.
3. And you don’t worship what I worship.
4. And I won’t serve what you serve.
5. And you won’t serve what I serve.
6. For you, your religion. And for me, mine”.
I’m against Satan.
This movie is perfect mst3k fodder
Forrest did a pretty good job!
Gramps is a LEGEND
In the bedroom, yes.
It’s like “The Room” of christian films
This movie is hilarious. All Gramps points about evolution are not only laughable, but so incredibly easily disproven. I find it difficult to believe that it's even possible that a biology professor wouldn't be able to disprove his maniacal rants. This movie also has the WORST possible audio quality. Bits of dialogue are cut out weirdly and there's a distinctive lack of background noise, making it incredibly awkward to watch, except for the choir music that plays for about 5 seconds every now and again without warning then cuts off incredibly suddenly, the timing of it is completely random and unfitting.
Fabulous movie, accurately depicting the TRUE Christian life! Big thumbs up!
Only for those with eyes to see and with ears to hear.
Oh man gramps goes to college was a perfect example of someone who knows nothing writing a script in which he knows everything. It's Dunning-Kruger the movie lol
This is a good faith based movie. However 1 African American man and he is an agent of the devil?😢
That's not the only thing wrong with this movie, but that was definitely messed up.
21:04 The arrogance of this guy is off the chart. He says he decided to go to a university to share his knowledge with the students. This is so typical of evangelicals. He goes to college, not to learn but to school others. Unbelievable!
The Christian ego is one hell of a drug. HE wants to SERVE humble pie?? Sure. He's probably an incredible baker, too.
I would NEVER wear a shirt that says The Demons. Never!
How about The Demons 69? 😂
@@darkeyez1630 Very weird they used the number 69. I would think that to them, what the represents is worse than saying sh*t
She’s dead.
Ok, for the record, I’m a young-earth creationist, but this movie is really, really, really bad! The arguments in favor of creation and against evolution are weak and unconvincing, the cinematography, acting and script are subpar. And what is it with the filming locations? It looks like just about all of the scenes were filmed at a church. As Christians, we need to do our very best in all that we do (Colossians 3:23). This movie does not reflect that. 1/10 rating. If you’d like a better discussion on the creation/evolution topic, I’d recommend listening to the podcast Let’s Talk Creation w/ Todd Wood and Paul Garner.
I think gramps suffered a stroke and this is all in his head
God Warrior!!!
Fantastic movie
Are you serious?
All these sad trolls should go if you're gonna be that way. People go away. I talk about Jesus Christ. I do it all day long, but you guys sound like love. You would even think to listen, sad very, very sad.
I’m no good at tennis.
I'm here thanks to the God Awful Movies podcast. Amazing. Lol.
18:01 What question did she ask? She just sort of made a vague statement. Smh.
This is sooooo bad.
GREAT MOVIE VERY SUBSTANTIAL !! Thank you for uploading
Said Donald James parker
You definitely give money to the osteens
@@PrinceOfDorkness33 Probably gave money to Harold Camping too.
What a joke. Imagine making movies about stuff you don't undestand and act like you studied it and have complete undestanding of it.
One of the worst things I've ever seen.
As a Focus Puller in the film industry, 2 minutes into this I’m losing my shit over the 2-shot that’s completely out of focus let alone how bad this script and acting is 🤣🤣🤣🤣 TRASHHHH
This is a great one
to hate yell at? idk, i still feel more angry after watching thus no matter HOW loud i yell at it, i almost passed out last time
bingo
1:07:58 This movie takes the Lord’s name in vain at around this time stamp. That is a very big problem.
It's the only part of the "movie" that's tolerable! For Christ's sake!
@@101criticalthinker No it's not. It's not okay if a movie takes the Lord's name in vain, especially if the movie is labelled "Christian".
@CreationForeverTV Did they actually say Jehovah? Or was it Yahweh?