Low Rider - War Calling Dr. Love - Kiss She’s Tight - Cheap Trick Money - Extreme Ice Cream Man - Van Halen Bicycle - Queen Tush - ZZ Top Harlem Shuffle - The Rolling Stones Big 10 Inch Record - Aerosmith China Girl - David Bowie
Great show, great fun topic! Here’s my picks ( in no particular order): 1. Tiger Feet - Mud 2. Peaches - The Stranglers 3. I Love Rock N Roll - Joan Jet 4. I Believe In A Thing Called Love - The Darkness 5. Blame It On The Boom-Boom - Black Stone Cherry 6. Love In An Elevator - Aerosmith 7. Billy Idol - Billy Idol 8. Country House - Blur 9. Primadonna Like Me - The Struts 10. I am (I’m Me) - Twisted Sister I love these songs & they bring a smile to my face every time I hear them.
Trio - Da Da Da ABBA - King Kong Song The Tubes - Golden Boy Squeeze - Cool for Cats Alice Cooper - Dance Yourself to Death Kiss - Hooligan Todd Rundgren - Where Does the Time Go Tiny Tim - The Other Side Judas Priest - Lochness Kansas - Everybody's My Friend
Every Manowar song up until Warriors of the World, but mostly Army of Immortals for being way too goofy. Maybe even Gloves of Metal. Others: - ILBTs - Joe Walsh. Nothing more too say. - Send for the Man - AC/DC (could be their most underwritten song with the most misogynist lyrics, but somehow it is one of my favorites off of Fly On The Wall. - Big Bad Bill - Van Halen (sure it is not in their typical wheelhouse, but they rawk it and DLRs vocals are perfection here) - Don't Try Suicide - Queen... it sounds serious by the title, but then you hear that Sesame Street singalong chorus, and you are like WTF? I still love it. - Plexi-Glass Toilet - Styx. It's a novelty song, but while I am not a fan of Styx, I like this one. - The Assassin - Iron Maiden. Lyrics are goofy as hell... and that chorus doesn't help: BETTER WATCH OUT! Hahahaha. I love it.
Always great when you 3 get together. 😎👍 Ended up having a hard time with this. Had to be songs I love or at one time loved. The first few I thought of were from childhood. Listening on my clock radio or hearing on the car radio on the way to my parents league night at the bowling alley. Then other songs from over the years that I like. I realized most of them aren't dumb, just clever, and would make me laugh or at least bring a smile. For what it's worth... 'The No No Song' - Ringo 'Smokin' in the Boys Room' - Brownsville Station 'Hot Rod Lincoln' - Commander Cody and the Lost Planet Airman 'I'm in love with my car' - Queen (definitely agree with Hack on that one) 'Girl with the faraway eyes' - The Stones 'Octopus's Garden' - The Beatles (one from early childhood) 'Time Out' - Joe Walsh (still have to take off my headphones to make sure no one is at the door) 'Strange Euphoria' - Heart 'Squeeze Box' The Who 'You can leave your hat on' - Joe Cocker version
Play Rough-Night Ranger Raising Steam (or Hot Mango Flush)-Jethro Tull Blow Your Speakers-Manowar One Times, Two Times, Three Times-Zoot Everybody Have Fun Tonight-Wang Chung My Own Way-Duran Duran Wail-Split Enz Rock N’ Roll Casualty- Tobruk
Great picks. I'm glad Martin mentioned Genesis' Who Dunnit?. It's always made me laugh but I do love English humor. I'm going a little off the deep end here. I really like Emerson, Lake and Palmer's Benny the Bouncer. It's a palate cleanser song, made to make you smile before the serious nightmare feel of almost 30m of Karn Evil 9. A little like Hack's Led Zep Hot Dog pick before Carouselambra.
Ramones-Beat on the Brat The Sensational Alex Harvey Band-Tomahawk Kid Dead Kennedys-Too Drunk to Fuck Frank Zappa-Muffin Man Little Feat-Sailin' Shoes ("Everyone will start to cheer/hip-hooray when you put on your sailin' shoes..." Mmm, what?) Soundgarden-Big Dumb Sex (very deliberately stupid of course, but what a catchy riff & chorus) Captain Beefheart-The Thousandth and Tenth Day of the Human Totem Pole (good luck finding a non-silly CB song!) Steely Dan-The Fez Nearly all of the '50s rock and roll. I love it, but it's mostly silly alright...
Yellow ledbetter - Pearl Jam The most most puzzling song ever..no matter how stoned I was I don’t understand mumble mumble Anna wicked on a way aye yay ya But …. It’s a great song 😢
I just got into Rush this year and as soon as I heard "I Think I'm Going Bald," I fell in love with it! You know, despite the lyrics being incredibly dumb.
Love these songs! But they are dumb.... Def Leppard - Armageddon It Judas Priest - Living After Midnight Iron Maiden - Iron Maiden Scorpions - Can't Live Without You Queen - Radio Ga Ga
KISS - Uh! All Night Rainbow - Since You Been Gone Danger Danger - Slipped Her the Big One Femme Fatale - My Baby's Gun Extreme - Susie Wants Her All Day, What? Ozzy Osbourne - Crazy Babies AC/DC - She's Got Balls Ted Nugent - Bridge Over Troubled Daughters Uriah Heep - Feelings Queen - Don't Try S*ic*de Overkill - Old School Alice Cooper - Skeletons in the Closet The Police - Mother Digital Underground - The Humpty Dance Helloween - Heavy Metal Hamsters Judas Priest - Parental Guidance Iron Maiden - Weekend Warrior Municipal Waste - Born to Party Poison - Look but Can't Touch Slaughter - She Wants More Y&T - Contagious Black Sabbath - Country Girl Megadeth - Mission to Mars The Who - Boris the Spider ZZ Top - TV Dinners Annihilator - Kraf Dinner Dangerous Toys - Sport'n a Woody Black Oak Arkansas - I Want a Woman with Big Titties Autograph - Turn Up the Radio Frank Zappa - Dancin' Fool Anvil - Bitch in the Box Led Zeppelin - Hot Dog David Lee Roth - Sensible Shoes Ringo Starr - The No No Song Deep Purple - Knocking at Your Back Door Soundgarden - Big Dumb Sex Cheap Trick - High Priest of Rhythmic Noise War - Low Rider Van Halen - Ice Cream Man Genesis - Illegal Alien
"Black Widow" by Alice Cooper. It always bothered me about how Alice uses male pronouns about the titular spider, while Vincent Price is talking about a female. Not that I care about which pronouns they use, but the inconsistency is what bugs me. But it's still a killer, heavy song with a menacing riff. "Broken, Beat, & Scarred" by Metallica. I love the message about being resilient, and I get the vibe they are going for, but the intentionally incorrect grammar does get under my skin a little bit. "I Love it Loud" by Kiss is my choice for great dumb Kiss song. "We're Not Gonna Take It" by Twisted Sister. It's just dumb, rebellious fun, and it's not trying to be anything else. Twisted Sister was definitely quite aware of who and what they were. "Warriors of the World United" by Manowar. They have a lot of dumb, fun tunes I could choose. Manowar are the kings of dumb, fun metal bands, but unlike Twisted Sister, they've always taken themselves way too seriously.
Many Kiss, KMFDM, Primus, Biohazard and Ministry/ RevCo tracks But number one - hands down - is Teacher's Pet by Venom. Lame playground melody intro, dumb riff, unbelievably cringe lyrics.
Low Rider - War
Calling Dr. Love - Kiss
She’s Tight - Cheap Trick
Money - Extreme
Ice Cream Man - Van Halen
Bicycle - Queen
Tush - ZZ Top
Harlem Shuffle - The Rolling Stones
Big 10 Inch Record - Aerosmith
China Girl - David Bowie
Low Rider has to be the coolest dumb song of all time. The groove is killer and the humor comes through nice and clear.
Great show, great fun topic! Here’s my picks ( in no particular order):
1. Tiger Feet - Mud
2. Peaches - The Stranglers
3. I Love Rock N Roll - Joan Jet
4. I Believe In A Thing Called Love - The Darkness
5. Blame It On The Boom-Boom - Black Stone Cherry
6. Love In An Elevator - Aerosmith
7. Billy Idol - Billy Idol
8. Country House - Blur
9. Primadonna Like Me - The Struts
10. I am (I’m Me) - Twisted Sister
I love these songs & they bring a smile to my face every time I hear them.
Black Widow - Come to the Sabbat ( I love the peppy flute line)
Camper Van Beethoven- Take the Skinheads Bowling
Trio - Da Da Da
ABBA - King Kong Song
The Tubes - Golden Boy
Squeeze - Cool for Cats
Alice Cooper - Dance Yourself to Death
Kiss - Hooligan
Todd Rundgren - Where Does the Time Go
Tiny Tim - The Other Side
Judas Priest - Lochness
Kansas - Everybody's My Friend
Every Manowar song up until Warriors of the World, but mostly Army of Immortals for being way too goofy. Maybe even Gloves of Metal.
Others:
- ILBTs - Joe Walsh. Nothing more too say.
- Send for the Man - AC/DC (could be their most underwritten song with the most misogynist lyrics, but somehow it is one of my favorites off of Fly On The Wall.
- Big Bad Bill - Van Halen (sure it is not in their typical wheelhouse, but they rawk it and DLRs vocals are perfection here)
- Don't Try Suicide - Queen... it sounds serious by the title, but then you hear that Sesame Street singalong chorus, and you are like WTF? I still love it.
- Plexi-Glass Toilet - Styx. It's a novelty song, but while I am not a fan of Styx, I like this one.
- The Assassin - Iron Maiden. Lyrics are goofy as hell... and that chorus doesn't help: BETTER WATCH OUT! Hahahaha. I love it.
Cherry Pie surely has to be on the list.
Catching this on the replay Hack!
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you Martin and Pete and your families.
Great topic.
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you as well. Cheers
KISS has so many... the one I love the most tho is 'All Hell's Breakin' Loose'
I mean..."Street hustler comes up to me..."
Paul's Street rap crap
I love Savoy Brown and the album 'Street Corner Talking' as a fun quirky collection with "Wang Dang Doodle' is especially fun.
Always great when you 3 get together. 😎👍
Ended up having a hard time with this. Had to be songs I love or at one time loved. The first few I thought of were from childhood. Listening on my clock radio or hearing on the car radio on the way to my parents league night at the bowling alley. Then other songs from over the years that I like. I realized most of them aren't dumb, just clever, and would make me laugh or at least bring a smile. For what it's worth...
'The No No Song' - Ringo
'Smokin' in the Boys Room' - Brownsville Station
'Hot Rod Lincoln' - Commander Cody and the Lost Planet Airman
'I'm in love with my car' - Queen
(definitely agree with Hack on that one)
'Girl with the faraway eyes' - The Stones
'Octopus's Garden' - The Beatles (one from early childhood)
'Time Out' - Joe Walsh (still have to take off my headphones to make sure no one is at the door)
'Strange Euphoria' - Heart
'Squeeze Box' The Who
'You can leave your hat on' - Joe Cocker version
@@uncledenny2570 Appreciate it. More to come.
Here are two silly rippin' epic songs I love dearly. The tale of the giant stone eater SAHB. And Sing Ring and the glass guitar. Utopia.
Utopia had a loveable goofiness to many songs like "Feet Don’t Fail Me Now", "Burn Three Times", "Say Yeah" or "Silly Boy". Fun cartoon rock.
Awesome picks! 🔥🎸😂
Play Rough-Night Ranger
Raising Steam (or Hot Mango Flush)-Jethro Tull
Blow Your Speakers-Manowar
One Times, Two Times, Three Times-Zoot
Everybody Have Fun Tonight-Wang Chung
My Own Way-Duran Duran
Wail-Split Enz
Rock N’ Roll Casualty- Tobruk
Great picks. I'm glad Martin mentioned Genesis' Who Dunnit?. It's always made me laugh but I do love English humor. I'm going a little off the deep end here. I really like Emerson, Lake and Palmer's Benny the Bouncer. It's a palate cleanser song, made to make you smile before the serious nightmare feel of almost 30m of Karn Evil 9. A little like Hack's Led Zep Hot Dog pick before Carouselambra.
Ramones-Beat on the Brat
The Sensational Alex Harvey Band-Tomahawk Kid
Dead Kennedys-Too Drunk to Fuck
Frank Zappa-Muffin Man
Little Feat-Sailin' Shoes ("Everyone will start to cheer/hip-hooray when you put on your sailin' shoes..." Mmm, what?)
Soundgarden-Big Dumb Sex (very deliberately stupid of course, but what a catchy riff & chorus)
Captain Beefheart-The Thousandth and Tenth Day of the Human Totem Pole (good luck finding a non-silly CB song!)
Steely Dan-The Fez
Nearly all of the '50s rock and roll. I love it, but it's mostly silly alright...
The Whole World’s Going Crazy - April Wine, title track with the sped up vocals in the chorus 😂😂
Watching reruns! Didn't get notice!
These three together are aces. Hope Mr. G has gotten over his Hacking cough.
Thanks. I get it every winter lol.
@GuitarHack66
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"Knocking At Your Back Door"
Girl with Faraway Eyes - Rolling Stones
Yellow ledbetter - Pearl Jam
The most most puzzling song ever..no matter how stoned I was I don’t understand mumble mumble Anna wicked on a way aye yay ya
But …. It’s a great song 😢
Yes note to self don't eat a peanut butter sandwich before you're going to start recording
Hey Hack Merry Christmas Man
@kushmannyc1495 Merry Christmas Kush!
I just got into Rush this year and as soon as I heard "I Think I'm Going Bald," I fell in love with it! You know, despite the lyrics being incredibly dumb.
Love these songs! But they are dumb....
Def Leppard - Armageddon It
Judas Priest - Living After Midnight
Iron Maiden - Iron Maiden
Scorpions - Can't Live Without You
Queen - Radio Ga Ga
For whatever reason, I always thought Cagey Cretins was about lobsters.
"Turn Up The Radio"
Fun topic Hack. I don’t really like the song but a strange weird song by the Police is from Synchronicity- Mother
Well if you know the history behind it it kind of comes together
Hello guys!!
"Balls To The Wall"
"The Joker"
Larger Than Life - Kiss
Almost Human - Kiss
I always knew the songs I liked were dumb, but this verified it. lol
KISS - Uh! All Night
Rainbow - Since You Been Gone
Danger Danger - Slipped Her the Big One
Femme Fatale - My Baby's Gun
Extreme - Susie Wants Her All Day, What?
Ozzy Osbourne - Crazy Babies
AC/DC - She's Got Balls
Ted Nugent - Bridge Over Troubled Daughters
Uriah Heep - Feelings
Queen - Don't Try S*ic*de
Overkill - Old School
Alice Cooper - Skeletons in the Closet
The Police - Mother
Digital Underground - The Humpty Dance
Helloween - Heavy Metal Hamsters
Judas Priest - Parental Guidance
Iron Maiden - Weekend Warrior
Municipal Waste - Born to Party
Poison - Look but Can't Touch
Slaughter - She Wants More
Y&T - Contagious
Black Sabbath - Country Girl
Megadeth - Mission to Mars
The Who - Boris the Spider
ZZ Top - TV Dinners
Annihilator - Kraf Dinner
Dangerous Toys - Sport'n a Woody
Black Oak Arkansas - I Want a Woman with Big Titties
Autograph - Turn Up the Radio
Frank Zappa - Dancin' Fool
Anvil - Bitch in the Box
Led Zeppelin - Hot Dog
David Lee Roth - Sensible Shoes
Ringo Starr - The No No Song
Deep Purple - Knocking at Your Back Door
Soundgarden - Big Dumb Sex
Cheap Trick - High Priest of Rhythmic Noise
War - Low Rider
Van Halen - Ice Cream Man
Genesis - Illegal Alien
KISS fans have a lot of songs to choose from here.😅
Hack is that you playing guitar on the intro? Sounds great. Hey, just curious, what is your day job?
@heygringo7 Yes. I have a playlist of original music. Check it out. I'm in education.
@@GuitarHack66 on Spotify? Under Guitar Hack? Great show BTW
Yes
@@GuitarHack66 Thanks I am checking it out!
@@GuitarHack66 You have a great guitar sound. I hear Eddie Van Halen, Billy Duffy and even some Allman Brothers. Keep slaying it bro.
Who is going to pick "I Think I'm Going Bald?"
Martin mentioned it in his HMs..
I actually love that tune .
"I Wanna Be Sedated"
It's caveman not caveperson. You were right the first time Hack!
@@michaelmiller7574 I believe in equal opportunity for cave dwellers.
@@GuitarHack66
Good one. 😂
All men Play on 10- Manowar
I was made for loving you- KISS
"Slide It In"
"Sister Christian"
Listen, I know, I really do. I understand the criticism, but cherry 🍒 pie 🥧
"Sole Survivor"
No mention of "Lump" & "Peaches" by Presidents of the U.S.A.
Megadeth “Wake Up Dead”
Deep Purple - Breakfast in Bed
Warrant Cherry Pie has to be the dumbest
"Black Widow" by Alice Cooper. It always bothered me about how Alice uses male pronouns about the titular spider, while Vincent Price is talking about a female. Not that I care about which pronouns they use, but the inconsistency is what bugs me. But it's still a killer, heavy song with a menacing riff.
"Broken, Beat, & Scarred" by Metallica. I love the message about being resilient, and I get the vibe they are going for, but the intentionally incorrect grammar does get under my skin a little bit.
"I Love it Loud" by Kiss is my choice for great dumb Kiss song.
"We're Not Gonna Take It" by Twisted Sister. It's just dumb, rebellious fun, and it's not trying to be anything else. Twisted Sister was definitely quite aware of who and what they were.
"Warriors of the World United" by Manowar. They have a lot of dumb, fun tunes I could choose. Manowar are the kings of dumb, fun metal bands, but unlike Twisted Sister, they've always taken themselves way too seriously.
Iron Man-stupid lyrics and I usually hate when the vocalist sings the riff.
Many Kiss, KMFDM, Primus, Biohazard and Ministry/ RevCo tracks
But number one - hands down - is Teacher's Pet by Venom. Lame playground melody intro, dumb riff, unbelievably cringe lyrics.
There's a clowny element to Venom that I've always liked, they're like a slightly improved more serious version of Bad News.