"I feel like making a Rivals of Aether video today", thought Jacob, more commonly known by his screen name Alpharad. As he marched up the stairs he pondered which character the video should be about. "Oh, I know", he said out loud as inspiration came to him. It had to be Ronald McDonald. Since the last Rivals video where he played the funny fast food clown himself, he had learned that the CPU was capable of playing him. He thought it would be a fun challenge to try to beat him at the highest level. By now Alpha was in his seat, setting up the recording session. Soon he gave his opening words, briefly explaining the goal of the video before popping into the first game vs Ronald. He figured Clairen would be a good place to start. She was a solid character by all accounts, able to handle anyone on the roster. He did not expect to be death comboed almost immediately. As the game unfolded and Jacob was quickly three-stocked by the almighty clown, he realized that Ronald was a completely different beast. Switching to Zetterburn, the old reliable "Fox" of Rivals of Aether, Alpha tried to run it back, only to encounter a crash caused by Ronald himself. He remarked on the phenomenal power the fast food mascot must wield to be able to crash the game before starting it up again and trying for his rematch. No problems this time, but he did eat another 0 to death from McDonald once the match started. Fighting for his life, the internet funny man robbed Ronald of a stock with a cheeky Up Special, glimpsing the light of hope before it was smothered by the clown's burgers of despair. He tried Krag, Ranno, and even Sandbert, but it was useless. The fast food overlord could not be defeated by such honest means. In light of this, Alpha abandoned the regular cast altogether and began to throw every previously discovered unbalanced character from the Workshop into the grinder that was Ronald McDonald. This brought him his first win, with 100% Accurate Fox, one of the "broken by design" Workshop characters. Once again Jacob felt hope, and once again Ronald smothered that hope with burgers as he proved through several sequntial victories that losing to Fox was just a fluke. Though Jacob had success with 200% Accurate Falco, he ultimately resorted to the "guaranteed win" characters, Tetris and Dwayne. But, feeling that those were not honorable victories, he made the mistake of challenging Ronald to a ditto. After getting smashed he pulled out the Fox and squeaked another victory. By now Alpha was demoralized, and ready to end the video... but something whispered to him. "Golden Ronald" it said to him. He felt strangely compelled to obey. He switched Ronald to the all gold color scheme, loaded up the match, and... "OH! My god! OHHHHHH NOOOO!" He screamed in fear and surprise, at the battle cry of Gold Ronald Requiem and the lightning quick asswhooping that followed. The incredible power of Ronald's unrestricted form caught him totally off guard. He even survived the easy bake chaingrab kill confirm and while cleaning up Alpha's second stock, the comedian noticed the damage he inflicted disappearing. "He's regenerating!" Jacob exclaimed, before getting 0 to death'd once again by McDonald's immaculate gameplay. Seeing the truth of the matter, that he could no longer beat Ronald no matter how hard he tried Alpharad resorted to the only tactic he had left. Infinite lives, 8 minutes. What followed could be put on pornhub and not be out of place. Even when Ronald died, it was because he allowed himself to, as indicated by the fact that these were counted as SDs, not kills for Alpha. After getting destroyed -37 to +34 by McDonald, Jacob was at a loss. It truly was Ronald's world. With nothing left for him, he called the nearest McDonald's establishment and admitted defeat. Ronald McDonald had won.
I got here from a ran ran ru video and there's something really funny about this ronald being the strongest character in the universe with that goofy smile and his goofy move set
you say secretly, when the sprites of this character are based on the Mugen Ronald, which was based on DIO from Heritage For The Future, the Jojo arcade game
@@jeremyabbott4537 well, just because he let it known to us, who he is fighting, doesn't mean the general public has even the foggiest idea about his past -- or his present..
8:55 Alpha: “I stand a chance, I just have to take one hon-“ Ronald: “ I am already four parallel universes ahead of you” Golden Ronald: “I am infinite parallel universes ahead of you”.
“If you select the gold Ronald McDonald, he goes into turbo mode” ...pardon? I’ve been under the foolish impression that Ronald was always in turbo mode.
Also if you choose the red and black skin on nolan, and taunt when it says “ taunt for insanity” and ronald throws the giant burgers everywhere and you have speed
I love how if you make even a single frame mistake he performs an hour long combo with single nanoseconds between hits that sends you into next week inside the shadow realm.
6:21 Can we talk about that slick Star Fox-style textbox? Honestly thought that was a part of the game for a second. We've come far from the age of airhorn edit Alpharads.
What children see at McDonalds: “Hey kids! Who’s ready for a delicious burger?” What Jacob sees: *Sono Chi no Kioku playing in the background, a plastic Ronald McDonald in the corner of his eye* “Oh? You’re approaching me? Instead of running away, you’re coming right to me?”
What you're seeing is indeed the truth. You are seeing the movements created by your abilities, but you will NEVER arrive at the truth that's going to happen. None who stand before me shall ever get there, regardless of their abilities. This is the power of Gold Experience Ronaldquiem! This ability remains secret even to my user, CPU 1, who controls me.
11:55 Ronald unleashes 7% of his power, which includes 2 anime references. Also liked jacobs screams here, as he realizes hes just been playing around the whole time.
@@julesop3866 neither. They would both slowly increase the amount of Power they use and when they reach 100% (maybe even beyond), everything would be destroyed, but the 2 gods would continue To fight for all of eternity.
@@sm0ke961 Dam that seems legit then maybe they would meet that fan ending for that Smugstick Goku Vs Vegeta final fight where they made a huge explosion expelling themselves from the universe to fight forever in a place where they never die and are immortal outside the universe who knows maybe those two fights would sync up in a never-ending FFA.
3:39 that felt like a Dragon Ball Z combo. Forget Shrek or Ultra Instinct Shaggy, THIS IS A GOD. Him ending you with "Try some fries" felt like a one liner moment
Alpha: Oh, your approaching me? Ronald: I can’t give you your order without getting closer. Alpha: Ohho! Then come as close as you li- Ronald: *teleport taunts* R i g h t H e r e
And those were his last words before the man with a red afro infinite combo him to death until he was satisfied with the ketchup paste that painted the entire pavement and road for 58 miles
Can we take a second and just appreciate how well edited this video was? So many little touches with the Zoom in, transitions, and the camera movements. To the big edits like the windows crashing messages, Star fox call edit, Ronald McDonald holding the game inside an orb, ect! This video was *amazing* and it felt like you really had fun making this! If someone helped you edit this video or edited by themselves, please pay them extra. Whether it was you or someone else who edited the video please keep up the amazing work. This was your best video yet!
He's definitely been changing the quality of his videos since his "Best of 2019" video. He purposely made that one feel more chaotic and fast paced, which is what I feel like he's been trying since then as well. I like it, since it feels higher quality I suppose, but it also feels less personal and more of a production. I enjoyed his videos that were slower paced since it felt more like a sitdown and play than a funny hype machine. They both have their advantages but I feel like this type of editing is farther away from what Alpha wanted in the first place, which was to be more personal with his audience despite being a huge channel now.
I agree, it's gloriously hilarious, especially the premise of "beat a Level 9 lethal, broken, OP Steam workshop joke character." If you ask me, I think Alph should been expecting the hell that we've seen when he himself played Ronald, I think. I could be wrong though. However, I WOULD be interested to see him fight Joe as Golden Ronald, that I would like to see in a future Rivals of Aether custom character video.
Ronald : oooh ,capitalism isn't that hype, you say ? Well then, i'm going to beat your punkass to oblivion until you scream "all hail big money", you anti-American !
Shuyin781 “It’s not a happy meal if you don’t pay for the toy! And I’m sure you like your chicken nuggies, _Even the communist love my nuggets!_ So unless you don’t want em...well~you’ll be loving my game soon hmmmmm.”
6:50 "Are you ready to EAT FRESH!?" The fact you started pulling out fast food slogans made me have to pause and laugh until it felt like I punctured my lungs!
So God asks Travis how he died Travis says "I got ran over by a truck" Then God asks how Joe died Joe says "I got shot in an empty warehouse" Then God asks how Jacob died Jacob says "I tried to fight golden Ronald McDonald"
More like You go outside and sit on your stairs A rain clowd appears over your head to match your sadness Only for a clown to come and turn it into a sun -only some will remmember this commercial-
it's been over two years, I've rewatched this video countless times, but never have I realized that this video took place at ~9 am This guy woke up and chose to literally fight God and I fully support it
"A win is a win, no matter how you earn it... unless you're Yoshi" You know as a Yoshi main somehow I don't feel insulted hearing that from someone who mains the other Nair: The Character.
Alpha: Huh? That was *awful* DI... That was some *Burger King DI* right there! Me: Wha-? Oh, I get it - he referenced another fast food restaura- Alpha, shouting: _YOU READY TO _*_EAT FRESH_*_ ??!_ So good, I'm loving; it
Ronald: “Oh glorious and almighty Golden Arches! Lend me your power so that I may go even further beyond to crush the non-believers! _AaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH-“_
“Look at this optimization with the burgers” “Look he’s just hamburger camping me” There’s something about alpharad talking about burgers that is incredibly funny to me XD
"All I'm saying is that I don't think capitalism is that hype anymore." Alpharad officially endorses Bernie Sanders for president on the day of the Iowa Caucus
Ronald: "I like my victims how I like my flurries:"
*"Cold, and completely still."*
The best comment here easily
At first I read that as furries... but then I realized that’s just as foreboding.
EruptingFist00 I read it as furries until I saw this comment
EruptingFist00 same
LMAO
Alpha: Hello, I have been attacked by your beloved mascot.
Ronald: You're still alive. May I take your order?
Joseph Adetunji
Alpha: *Confused screaming*
Ronald: This will be your last happy meal 😈
"Is that for here or to go?"
*SD so he can't get you.*
"I feel like making a Rivals of Aether video today", thought Jacob, more commonly known by his screen name Alpharad. As he marched up the stairs he pondered which character the video should be about. "Oh, I know", he said out loud as inspiration came to him. It had to be Ronald McDonald. Since the last Rivals video where he played the funny fast food clown himself, he had learned that the CPU was capable of playing him. He thought it would be a fun challenge to try to beat him at the highest level. By now Alpha was in his seat, setting up the recording session. Soon he gave his opening words, briefly explaining the goal of the video before popping into the first game vs Ronald. He figured Clairen would be a good place to start. She was a solid character by all accounts, able to handle anyone on the roster. He did not expect to be death comboed almost immediately. As the game unfolded and Jacob was quickly three-stocked by the almighty clown, he realized that Ronald was a completely different beast. Switching to Zetterburn, the old reliable "Fox" of Rivals of Aether, Alpha tried to run it back, only to encounter a crash caused by Ronald himself. He remarked on the phenomenal power the fast food mascot must wield to be able to crash the game before starting it up again and trying for his rematch. No problems this time, but he did eat another 0 to death from McDonald once the match started. Fighting for his life, the internet funny man robbed Ronald of a stock with a cheeky Up Special, glimpsing the light of hope before it was smothered by the clown's burgers of despair. He tried Krag, Ranno, and even Sandbert, but it was useless. The fast food overlord could not be defeated by such honest means. In light of this, Alpha abandoned the regular cast altogether and began to throw every previously discovered unbalanced character from the Workshop into the grinder that was Ronald McDonald. This brought him his first win, with 100% Accurate Fox, one of the "broken by design" Workshop characters. Once again Jacob felt hope, and once again Ronald smothered that hope with burgers as he proved through several sequntial victories that losing to Fox was just a fluke. Though Jacob had success with 200% Accurate Falco, he ultimately resorted to the "guaranteed win" characters, Tetris and Dwayne. But, feeling that those were not honorable victories, he made the mistake of challenging Ronald to a ditto. After getting smashed he pulled out the Fox and squeaked another victory. By now Alpha was demoralized, and ready to end the video... but something whispered to him. "Golden Ronald" it said to him. He felt strangely compelled to obey. He switched Ronald to the all gold color scheme, loaded up the match, and... "OH! My god! OHHHHHH NOOOO!" He screamed in fear and surprise, at the battle cry of Gold Ronald Requiem and the lightning quick asswhooping that followed. The incredible power of Ronald's unrestricted form caught him totally off guard. He even survived the easy bake chaingrab kill confirm and while cleaning up Alpha's second stock, the comedian noticed the damage he inflicted disappearing. "He's regenerating!" Jacob exclaimed, before getting 0 to death'd once again by McDonald's immaculate gameplay. Seeing the truth of the matter, that he could no longer beat Ronald no matter how hard he tried Alpharad resorted to the only tactic he had left. Infinite lives, 8 minutes. What followed could be put on pornhub and not be out of place. Even when Ronald died, it was because he allowed himself to, as indicated by the fact that these were counted as SDs, not kills for Alpha. After getting destroyed -37 to +34 by McDonald, Jacob was at a loss. It truly was Ronald's world. With nothing left for him, he called the nearest McDonald's establishment and admitted defeat. Ronald McDonald had won.
Chaotix Fox I refuse to read all of this lol
@@trapunderling7831 i accepted my faith on reading this
Well, that beats my fanfic
Grandpa were you actually there during all this? Yeah, I saw it all, all the craziness right before my very eyes
I read the whole this and I regret nothing
I got here from a ran ran ru video and there's something really funny about this ronald being the strongest character in the universe with that goofy smile and his goofy move set
Ronald The ultimate life form
Nothing wrong with it, I just wouldn’t expect you to be here Mr. DeSinc
His moveset is based from DIO of that JJBA fighting game from the 1990's
i came here also from ran ran ru
@@yukko_parra same
“How many innocent lives did you take?”
“How many Big Macs have you eaten in your life?”
"None. I prefer Japanese food."
Spectra Soulfaire he took the opposite amount
I feel like fries would be harder to count
Too many..............tooooooo many
2
Felt like I was eating trash both times.
How can people say they like that shit?
10:18 Duane is supposed to be literally invincible, yet Ronald managed to deal damage to him. That's some Warhammer 40K shit, right there.
Ronald McDonald is secretly Dio.
But hey. THAT'S JUST A THEORY. A GAME THEORY!
you say secretly, when the sprites of this character are based on the Mugen Ronald, which was based on DIO from Heritage For The Future, the Jojo arcade game
Also he WRYYYS
@@jeremyabbott4537 well, just because he let it known to us, who he is fighting, doesn't mean the general public has even the foggiest idea about his past -- or his present..
“He hamburgered himself to death!”
Sounds like high cholesterol with fewer steps.
@@Jonathanknight5 Unfortunately, your grammar is not from a man of culture.
@@JohnathanParkerJones unfortunately your* grammar is wrong
"A victory is a victory, unless you're a Yoshi."
-Alpharad, 2020
*cries in Yoshi main only because I like the character*
@@DeadmanZ1014 That’s me with ness
I agree but the same applies to Min Mins in smash.
As a Yoshi main, I completely agree.
100% accurate fox: i've finally defeated him
Ronald in round two: looks like you're going to the shadow realm, jimbo
With a extra side of death
There's an Ultra Instinct Fox in the workshop. He may be our last hope...
He only ‘loses’ when he allows it. If Ronald decides he is going to win, he is going to win
My name ronald lol
Fully Mastered Ultra Instinct Goku vs Ronald McDonald. Goku gets one-shotted change my mind.
Imagine casually going to McDonald and instead of Big Mac Ronald gives you zero to death McCombo
It must cost a human soul, that sounds expensive.
@@thedingboat5827 it does cost a soul.... *YOURS*
Ford Raptor Ffffffu * thedingboat has left the chat, and life. *
HA HU HU HA HU HU HA HU HU! Try some fries! ;)
Dirty Deeds OwO Ham ham ham ham ham ham ham bur burger
8:55
Alpha: “I stand a chance, I just have to take one hon-“
Ronald: “ I am already four parallel universes ahead of you”
Golden Ronald: “I am infinite parallel universes ahead of you”.
That Mario vs hiya fox reference
Hehe, "Stand"
Golden Ronald Requiem
@@luckycharm7105 I'm happy I'm not the only one who got it
What has Ronald not seen my guy.
Imagine if the AI utilized Ronalds Taunt. Oh lord thats likely double the difficulty
Fucking dead
imagine a lv50 ronald
@Alex La Vecchia Like experience level 50 as in a trained aimbo Ronald
Lonk Zelda it will break out of the game itself and kill you as it feels you are to weak to restrain him to this Shell of electricity and code
Absolutely terrifying
"I, Ronald McDonald, have an idea."
Yes but he dosen't do heroïc things afterwards
He wants to become a restaurant chain-star!
He wants to become a fast food chain-star!
i HaVe aN iDeA!
**Horror film noises**
Golden wind intensifies*
"I'm just an honest low tier, not my character choice, just me as a person"
This is going to be my Alpha quote of the year, bet
I swear this should be my senior quote when I graduate
“Honest low tier” could apply to half of the population
What about "i-it's just.. an Italian man with a funny aerial, life really is that simple"
M.U.G.E.N: you took everything from me.
Rivals of Aether: I don't even know who you are.
Perfect
Nice Roxas type quote
@@jacobmartin5063 it's from Pokemon GO
fusionxtras ah played the game for like 5 mins so that’s probably why I didn’t know
I’m having flashbacks
When Roland McDonald wants to sleep, he turns off the sun
True
Do you guys know the song that plays when he fights goksen Ronald
When Ronald falls from the sky he actually just brings the world to him.
Lmao a year late, but he actually did turn off the sun in one commercial.
@@metalsonic3174 no fucking way
Fox: “you can’t beat me
Ronald McDonald: “I know, but he can”
Golden Ronald: so you have chosen DEATH”
Oh pardon me ronald but my main is tetris not fox
@@lefrance6414 I'm not even sure he can do it...
The Duane: pathetic
GM: Wryyyyy
*Insert giorno theme*
Ronald: *Does literally anything*
Ronald: Looks like your heading into the burger zone, Alpha
Person: *exists*
Ronald: *OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU*
hm, *IT IS YOU*
Smash: Perfectly balanced, as all things should be
Rivals of Aether: Reality can be whatever I want
Entity 303
r/IUseReddit
r/UnexpectedThanos
Rivals of Aether: *Chaos, chaos! I can do anything!*
@@uselesscrap7940 I actually don't use reddit
@@uselesscrap7940 The was no Reddit refrence in the original comment. R/ihavereddit just applies to you
*Byleth team matches exist* “are you sure about that?”
I pity the poor McDonald’s employee who had to take that call and be utterly confused by Alpharad’s response.
I'm pretty sure that was either Jo or another one of Alpharad's buddies on the phone
@@TopKekLethal naw bro it was a joke
Perhaps he edited the call in and pretended to respond?
@@TopKekLethal it was me
i am mc donalds
I AM ALL OF THE BUILDINGS
@@deathlordicelord8402 so if I kick the toilets would that equal to kicking you in the balls?
I love how those poorly drawn spacies have gamecube controller sounds on every input
Yes
It takes raw skill to look that poorly drawn. :V
I love attention to detail like that.
100% ACCURATE
I thought that was just Alpha's gaming noises wtf
Sees RonalDIO thumbnail: "That's really good art."
So... does this mean he's going to be the villain of the next CPU arc?
He can’t, or there won’t be a CPU arc to speak of. Just a bad end...
Rivals cpucs when?
@@ismayonnaiseaninstrument8700 he just adds burger king and he wins
It's only the first half rn
Cpu have moved to rivals of aether
“If you select the gold Ronald McDonald, he goes into turbo mode”
...pardon? I’ve been under the foolish impression that Ronald was always in turbo mode.
He was, gold is just ultra turbo mode
Pfft, you fool. This isn't even my final form. I have yet to even begin to tap into my full power.
Then you haven't seen true power if you haven't picked the golden skin yet
Turbo mode for someone in turbo mode, you know?
I personally refer to this as M A X I M U M O V E R D R I V E!
Let’s just say... he had too many fries.
11:57 - 11:59 Alpha letting out a scream of pure FEAR just viewing what Gold Ronald can do.
11:58-11:59
Throughout heaven and earth, I alone am the honoured one
when you laugh at ronald mcdonald for being a clown but then you realize you've been living like a clown your entire life
Mood
True
We truly live in a society
Didn’t I see this one before?
We aren't the clowns. We're the entire circus.
The fact that someone remade the mugen version of Ronald McDonald into rivals of aether is both amazing and the most horrifying thing to happen
KirbyAndBlossomFan100
Indeed.
Imagine dark Ronald
bwahahah
I heard that
700th like
Fun fact: Not only is Golden Ronald more broken, but someone made a balanced version of him called Nolan.
It's more of an original character inspired by Ronald, but nonetheless super impressive
Cosmic ronald is the big mac
there's also Cosmic Ronald.
help
Also if you choose the red and black skin on nolan, and taunt when it says “ taunt for insanity” and ronald throws the giant burgers everywhere and you have speed
@@crystalpyr0997 And the golden Nolan color.
I love how if you make even a single frame mistake he performs an hour long combo with single nanoseconds between hits that sends you into next week inside the shadow realm.
6:54
I can't believe this man just yelled out
"Oh Ronald, you READY TO EAT FRESH??!"
Subway should sponsor this man.
Great video as always Alpha.
I'm going to use that line from now on
Whats this game i wanna buy it
"He hamburgered himself to death!"
This is how I'm going to say someone's died of diabetes.
No you're only allowed to say that if there last meal was a burger
Peter Bergania LoL I was going to say this too, but chill on the names
He was swallowed by the bourger
Please do not tell me i misspelled that
@@gachacell3895 why you said it correctly it is bourger
mark likes games some people will say I spelled burger wrong
“Take me out of my St. Louis, Missouri.”
As a Missouri resident, this really speaks to me.
I live in Illinois and even I felt that
Same fellow Missourian
Missouri gang.
Same
"I don't think I'm playing bad, I just think I'm playing against Ronald Mcdonald."
-Alpharad 2020
And his hamburgers.
0:22 “what was that combo?!”
A quarter pounding...
WITH CHEESE!
Noice.
with extra cheese
With cheese Mr. squidward, with cheese
...Okay, you win. You win the internet today. Everyone go home.
With Extra Salt.
"I have an idea!"
"Try some fries!"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
"Hamburger"
Robert Thorburn
i H a V e A n I d E a !
You forgot "Right Here" from the taunt
Funny thing, the laugh comes from the japanese commercials.
*rIGHT HERE.*
Also "WRRRYYYYYYYY"
6:21 Can we talk about that slick Star Fox-style textbox? Honestly thought that was a part of the game for a second. We've come far from the age of airhorn edit Alpharads.
It's honestly shocking to remember that his roots were so humble- he's improved so much since the days of smash 101 and its really inspiring
hello Nintendo . Dan Btw
Funny how the quality of this is rising while Alpharad Plus is...
@@Endershock1678 The duality of man.
11:57
i think this was the first time in alphas life, that he experienced PURE TERROR
What if you wanted to go to heaven, but god said:
*I HAVE AN IDEA*
*R I G H T T H E R E*
Hamburger hamburger hamburger hamburger hamburger hamburger
He does send you to heaven after saying that with a million up airs
*TRY SOME FRIES*
Hamburger!
What children see at McDonalds: “Hey kids! Who’s ready for a delicious burger?”
What Jacob sees: *Sono Chi no Kioku playing in the background, a plastic Ronald McDonald in the corner of his eye* “Oh? You’re approaching me? Instead of running away, you’re coming right to me?”
*I H A V E A N I D E A*
lets send a guy in a Ronald costume to his house while he is live streaming or something.
@@dreamhunter5011 And spam hamburger in the chat.
Jacob: I cant kick your ass without getting closer
I cannot eat with your burgers without betting closer
Alpha: wins against Ronald
Golden Ronald: *this is... Requiem.*
What you're seeing is indeed the truth. You are seeing the movements created by your abilities, but you will NEVER arrive at the truth that's going to happen. None who stand before me shall ever get there, regardless of their abilities. This is the power of Gold Experience Ronaldquiem! This ability remains secret even to my user, CPU 1, who controls me.
@@FelisBX7 nice
Hmmmm
*OI JOSUKE-*
shadow ronald: POV: your f**ked
Also, I’ve tried beating Ronald at full power as The Duane; the game crashes the moment I hit him.
The energy is too strong for mortals
It's a clash of titans! Two gods capable of destroying the universe in an instant.
11:55 Ronald unleashes 7% of his power, which includes 2 anime references.
Also liked jacobs screams here, as he realizes hes just been playing around the whole time.
Conspiracy: Ronald was commissioned by McDonalds executives to reinforce their untouchable status with the impressionable youth.
but the thing is that Ronald wasn’t using 100% of his power at all, he was just warming up.
Ronald vs. Shaggy.... who would win......🤔
@@julesop3866 neither. They would both slowly increase the amount of Power they use and when they reach 100% (maybe even beyond), everything would be destroyed, but the 2 gods would continue To fight for all of eternity.
@@sm0ke961 Dam that seems legit then maybe they would meet that fan ending for that Smugstick Goku Vs Vegeta final fight where they made a huge explosion expelling themselves from the universe to fight forever in a place where they never die and are immortal outside the universe who knows maybe those two fights would sync up in a never-ending FFA.
Sm0ke Or they one of them have an idea and say hey let’s stop fighting and get some McDonald’s.
He was warming up to lay the smackdown on Alpha as Golden Ronald if you think about it
3:39 that felt like a Dragon Ball Z combo. Forget Shrek or Ultra Instinct Shaggy, THIS IS A GOD. Him ending you with "Try some fries" felt like a one liner moment
Alpha: Oh, your approaching me?
Ronald: I can’t give you your order without getting closer.
Alpha: Ohho! Then come as close as you li-
Ronald: *teleport taunts*
R i g h t H e r e
Lol
11:55
This is Ronald McDonald: Gone to Heaven
@@blazingghost9963 no its gone over heaven no actually its Ronald McDonald:gone over McDonald's
@@Sesameking482 I'm sorry. My mistake, you are the correct one. It is Ronald McDonald: Gone to McDonald's
Game?
“we’re gonna treat 2020 like 2016”
damn i didn’t had killer clowns in mind
Damn i forgot Killer Clowns are a thing
Awakening: black ronald macdonald broken mugen
Nah this is the bayo release part of 2016
"I, Ronald Mcdonald, have a burger."
i agree
It should had been "have an idea"
I think that was the joke, Johny.
@@shoesoup6923 then you've missed his joke, because the original line was "had a dream"
Nice jojoke I hope no govvana has a big mac
The JoJo HFTF animations only make him even more devastating.
It’s fucking side splitting
@@ChokingOnRazors
hey Kira
🚑
OH, A PLAYER
@@starzz9907 BROTHER
the fact that he’s just a jojo reference is menacing
“Haha funny burger man.” -Alpharad 2020
Haha funny burger man go brrrrr
And those were his last words before the man with a red afro infinite combo him to death until he was satisfied with the ketchup paste that painted the entire pavement and road for 58 miles
john tayler ah yes, Alpharad brand Ketchup, now in stores near you!
@@MintyFreshToS Wow! This will surely taste good with a McDonald's burger!
Obligatory this is my most liked comment ever-
Alpharad: **Gets hit once**
Ronald: **Smells blood in the large Coke**
Also Golden Ronald: **Smells atoms in the Crisco**
11:55 yeah, that's about the right reaction
RRREEEEEEEEE
WRYYYYYYY
AAAAAAAAAAHHH
"I don't think nothing will strike as much fear in me as Ronald Mcdonald."
Pray to god Wendy never appears in game
Or KFC Colonel Sanders for that matter
Sanders has a moveset of a samurai with his cane as a inside sword
Or Jack in the Box
You think god will stop her?
@@shadowyblobfish9981 You think god can stop all of them?
"What was that combo?!"
A number 9 large, I think
Wait, that wasn’t a number 6 with extra dip!?
I could've _sworn_ that it was two Number 45's.
I’m pretty sure one of those 45s had cheese in it
@@xx_yaboi_xx1803 don't forget the large soda
Goddammit CJ
"Try some fries!" He's upselling _while killing you._ I've never seen such a formidable restaurateur.
"You will never reach the Drive-Thru..."
Veszcer
Wha-
Wha-
Wha-
Wha-
Wha-
Wha-
I, Ronald McDonald, have an idea.
Killer queen had already touched the order button
fox's face at 11:32 is such a perfect encapsulation of alpha's mood at the time lmao, editing was top notch on that
11:54 "This is ..... Requiem."
RAN RAN RUU!!!
*Stand:* 「RONALD MCDONALD: REQUIEM」
*Power:*
*Speed:*
*Range:*
*Durability:*
*Precision:*
*Potential:*
power:s +
speed:s +
range:a++
durability:s++
precision:s+
potential:s+
Fat: S
Clown: S+
Stand name: I'm Loving It
Stand master: Ronald McDonald
Stats: *_YES YES YES YES YES YES_*
His only weakness is the diabeetus
6:21 if we’re giving up daily uploads for editing like this, I’m all for it
That's a really good edit though honestly the 3rd best part of the vid
0:29 you could legit FEEL the "HeLp ME"
LOL
Can we take a second and just appreciate how well edited this video was?
So many little touches with the Zoom in, transitions, and the camera movements.
To the big edits like the windows crashing messages, Star fox call edit, Ronald McDonald holding the game inside an orb, ect!
This video was *amazing* and it felt like you really had fun making this!
If someone helped you edit this video or edited by themselves, please pay them extra.
Whether it was you or someone else who edited the video please keep up the amazing work.
This was your best video yet!
I was looking for a comment that said something about the editing, I was impressed at the little touches for sure. 👏👏 super job
beeg congrations to za gamer ga kesu that did the gureato editing daze
Wait. The error messages were edits?
He's definitely been changing the quality of his videos since his "Best of 2019" video. He purposely made that one feel more chaotic and fast paced, which is what I feel like he's been trying since then as well. I like it, since it feels higher quality I suppose, but it also feels less personal and more of a production. I enjoyed his videos that were slower paced since it felt more like a sitdown and play than a funny hype machine. They both have their advantages but I feel like this type of editing is farther away from what Alpha wanted in the first place, which was to be more personal with his audience despite being a huge channel now.
I agree, it's gloriously hilarious, especially the premise of "beat a Level 9 lethal, broken, OP Steam workshop joke character." If you ask me, I think Alph should been expecting the hell that we've seen when he himself played Ronald, I think. I could be wrong though. However, I WOULD be interested to see him fight Joe as Golden Ronald, that I would like to see in a future Rivals of Aether custom character video.
“Capitalism isn’t that hype.”
Ronald McDonald: “You see that’s where you’re wrong kiddo!”
Ronald McDonald: *laughing like a anime villain* silly child I am the hype
LazyGamerTM I see what you did there...
@@davidthorp01 just imagine JoJo music in that entire fight and you got yourself an anime
Ronald : oooh ,capitalism isn't that hype, you say ?
Well then, i'm going to beat your punkass to oblivion until you scream "all hail big money", you anti-American !
Shuyin781 “It’s not a happy meal if you don’t pay for the toy! And I’m sure you like your chicken nuggies, _Even the communist love my nuggets!_ So unless you don’t want em...well~you’ll be loving my game soon hmmmmm.”
Loads with golden ronald
Golden Ronald: WRRRRYYYYY
Alpharad: *Instant Regret*
WHAT IS THAT SOUND EFFECT
Jstar338 *KONO DIO DA*
WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GOODBYE JOJO
_Select Golden Ronald_
Current Objective: Survive.
Why don’t ya select *Cosmic Ronald?*
@@fartbarrels7421 Current Objective: Breathe for 1 second.
@anime D. Snake, snake? SNAKE!
joel's dad fishbunjin: finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary
No one can beat joel’s dad
Spilled Milk
What happens when an unstoppable force (Ronald McDonald) collides with an immovable object (Fish)
Astral Beta
(Golden Ronald wants a challenge
=)
@test the sketch it'd take an entire army of joel's dad fishbunjins to even take ONE stock off that thing
@@spilledmilk3761 What about Golden Ronald?
_He's so fast, it's like he stopped time!_
Killer queen
OH HO YOUR APPROACHING ME
@@DarkVileScream I cant beat the shit out of you without getting closer
Kira be like
This is what Ronald does when he finds out you’ve been eating at Wendy’s
Savage LilQ at or in the drive through?
I just liked but then I noticed your like count
Golden Ronald is when you eat at the burger king next door
Savage LilQ oh god
Yes
therapist: DIOnald isn't real, he can't hurt you
DIOnald:
You thought it was Ronald McDonald, but it was me DIO!
So... Ronald James Dio Brando wasn't just a figment of my fever-dream ravaged imagination...
_”ZA BURGER!”_
**JOJO TIMESTOP SOUND**
6:50
"Are you ready to EAT FRESH!?"
The fact you started pulling out fast food slogans made me have to pause and laugh until it felt like I punctured my lungs!
Ritnio is this game on pc or only on Nintendo
@@tavarusbenton5291 Uh... what did this have to do with what I said? Also, I believe it's Steam
Fancy seeing you here, Rit.
@@71jmonkey Pffft, hey there, dood.
Ronald's percentage was 69
10:56 The AI has learned to disrespect you
“Hamburger”
So God asks Travis how he died
Travis says "I got ran over by a truck"
Then God asks how Joe died
Joe says "I got shot in an empty warehouse"
Then God asks how Jacob died
Jacob says "I tried to fight golden Ronald McDonald"
And thus, heaven's doors and windows were boarded up like a crack house.
But how does Miloni die?
@@hypnobagels8634 Getting butchered by 500+ gray foxes
69 likes
Is Joe Jo's evil brother?
I love how you can actually hear the fear in his voice when he first fights against Golden Ronald
"dya here what the government's been calling me? gold ronald!"
"so what, isn't that your name?"
"No no no, my name is Gol D Ronald!"
Nice one piece reference
fuckin laugh tale
more like gold ronald requiem
“So you want my power? You can have it. You just have to beat me in a fight”
6:51 Damn that was a sick line
Alpha: "Why do I hear Boss Music?"
>picks Golden Ronald
Alpha: "Why do I hear One-Winged Angel?"
>picks Golden Ronald on a time match
Alpha:"Why do i hear Il Vento D'oro?"
Technically it was 'One of a Kind'
Why do I hear Desti?
"this is Ronald's world. He just allows us to live in it"
(7_7)
Eat your cereal
TRY SOME FRIES!
That is the most scary thing I have heard all day I can’t forget it
More like
You go outside and sit on your stairs
A rain clowd appears over your head to match your sadness
Only for a clown to come and turn it into a sun
-only some will remmember this commercial-
- -! !
r i g h t h e r e
I can imagine him laughing maniacally while this goes down
10:16
The sudden realization when Ronald damage _The Dwayne_
Now, imagine *_G O L D E N R O N A L D R E Q U I E M_*
If you seen that ur like
"Holy crap what the hell" and things like that
Something tells me the only way to beat that is for Jotaro to say its the same type of stand as Star Platinum
i feel like golden ronald requiem is almost a fair matchup against the duane
13:10 i beat golden ronald. i want my bounty now.
indeed.
You have the entire world to yourself, your literally king of the world
good god you are beyond human
My guy did tho
The same way he did apparently
it's been over two years, I've rewatched this video countless times, but never have I realized that this video took place at ~9 am
This guy woke up and chose to literally fight God and I fully support it
"A win is a win, no matter how you earn it... unless you're Yoshi"
You know as a Yoshi main somehow I don't feel insulted hearing that from someone who mains the other Nair: The Character.
Which one? I'm pretty sure there are at least 5 "Nair: The Character", at least two of them are folks Alpha claims to main.
I think it means palutena
My friend hates my Yoshi now even though I don’t spam, he just hates it because alpharad hates yoshi
TheWaterMan Can relate
Shhhhhhhhh. Yoshi mains don't get opinions
Alpha: Huh? That was *awful* DI... That was some *Burger King DI* right there!
Me: Wha-? Oh, I get it - he referenced another fast food restaura-
Alpha, shouting: _YOU READY TO _*_EAT FRESH_*_ ??!_
So good, I'm loving; it
BK straight to eating fresh
🤦
Finger-lickin’ good
@@charmandyorton006 lol I came to the comments section hungry for this, and now I can leave happy
BadbababaBA
Jacob saying "Oh Ronald you ready to "EAT FRESH!?" is the most powerful phrase he has said in 2020
Fox: *defeats normal Ronald*
Ronald Requiem: I HAVE AN IDEA
I, Ronald McDonald, have an idea.
*TRY SOME FRIES*
“I, Ronald McDonald, have a dream”
*Giornos theme intensifies*
Giorno’s theme with the melody of the McDonald’s jingle
Kono Ronald McDonald niwa yume ga aru
Ronald: “Oh glorious and almighty Golden Arches! Lend me your power so that I may go even further beyond to crush the non-believers! _AaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH-“_
I too remember that time Ronald McDonald almost annihilated Trunks’ timeline.
Golden Experience Requiem: *"Nah."*
Golden Experience Ronald: *"Yup."*
Golden Ronald requiem over the heavens
Golden Arches Requiem*
WENDY PLATINUM : ZA WARUDO
It's gold experience not golden
@@Alek6_2 It's Golden Technically.
Golden Donald: (Exists)
Hard DK and Really Joel's Dad Ultra Fishbunjin 3000: Final, another worthy challenger, our battle will be legendary.
Cosmic ronald.
The only being that can beat gold ronald, ultra instinct fox, and all other characters that can beat gold ronald.
@@boop7784 Ok, but hear me out.
All 3 of them as a team vs Cosmic Ronald
If you team up two goldens, and a cosmic, against another enemy, it crashes the game
@@boop7784 Their power is beyond comprehension
@@merchantziro4285 indeed
“If I choose Golden Ronald he becomes ‘Turbo Mode’.”
Excuse me? I’m sorry I thought he was already in turbo mode
"Alright RONALD YOU READY TO EAT FRESH!" Have the most ridiculous last words someone can hear
Alpha: "I feel like I understand the character so much more-"
Ronald: "Stop it. Get some help."
When’s Diamond Ronald coming Alzter? Can Ronald become even more broken than before?
@@konjiki8203 To be fair there _is_ a Silver Ronald.
@SuperSpider908 ___ I _could_ just make Ronald go full instakill cheapie sicko mode... but ehh...
@@Alzter0 this is superspider on another account isn't that gold ronald
5:34 I guess I'll pack my stuff and leave
RemiuHakurei4Smash G O O D
Remiu no
Aw
what stuff?
This is a fake! The real Reimu can't afford shit!
"The thing is when he puts cheese on the ground I have no way to combat it" - Alpharad 2020
“Look at this optimization with the burgers”
“Look he’s just hamburger camping me”
There’s something about alpharad talking about burgers that is incredibly funny to me XD
DJ345 91 I been dying this whole video
"All I'm saying is that I don't think capitalism is that hype anymore."
Alpharad officially endorses Bernie Sanders for president on the day of the Iowa Caucus
Based and Breadpilled
Petition to change the "charging up" sound effect on Ronald's laser attack to the first two notes of Golden Experience Requiem.
The deadpan smile of Ronald on the transition screens just fucking kills me everytime
14:03 "McDonald, how can I help you?"
"He-hello sir, I have been brutally attacked by beloved mascot Ronald McDonald."
dimension visitor Great ending to the video there
@@charmandyorton006 one of the funniest ending of alpharad's video in a while. Funniest: made me burst out laughing to the point I cough
Was that a real call? XD
@@guestb8389 I hope
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Ronald McDonald is the most powerful lifeform of all characters, what if he was in Smash Bros Ultimate or the new Smash Bros game 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Alpharad:"I think I have a fighting chance "
Ronald:"THE WORLD!"
or
Ronald:「らんらんるー！」
golden ronald requim
11:58 that is the scream of a man who is being murdered
*y e s*
*Y E S*
*_Y E S_*
@@blarg2429 *Y E S S*
Yes
11:47 One of a Kind from Bayonetta is such a good fit here xD