Thomas and the Magic Railroad - Nostalgia Critic
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- How the Hell did they get Peter Fonda and Alec Baldwin? The Nostalgia Critic reviews Thomas and the Magic Railroad.
Originally aired on March 6th, 2012.
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Thomas and the Magic Railroad hit the big screen on July 26th, 2000 and was directed by Britt Allcroft. It stars Alex Baldwin, Peter Fonda, Cody McMains and Russell Means.
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SPARKLE, SPARKLE, SPARKLE!
Channel Awesome FUCK YEAH, SPARKLE SPARKLE SPARKLE!!! AAAAAA!!!
FUCK YEAH SPARKLE, SPARKLE, SPARKLE!!!!
I love you you love me(some shit is going down so be ready for it) LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! SPIT MY TEA OUT AT THAT!
Wooo!
that needs to be a separate video or a meme or a gif lmao
FUCK YEAH SPARKLE SPARKLE SPARKLE!
LOL Jim is friggin hilarious
Alec Baldwin just said Sparkle Sparkle Sparkle......we are living in fantastic times
Artydomi the words of a generation
aaah a classic joke. SPARKLE SPARKLE
fuck yeah twilight sparkle sparkle sparkle.
The thing about Alec Baldwin was, he didn’t just sign onto this film randomly, He’d been narrating for the television show for several years prior. And in Shining Time Station, Mr. Conductor was always played by the current narrator of the television show (first Ringo Starr-yes, _that_ Ringo Starr-and then George Carlin-yes, _that George Carlin._ I know.), so it only made sense for the current narrator of the show to play Mr. Conductor in this film.
Now, Peter Fonda is a case I simply can’t explain. No idea why he agreed to do this one.
Mephostopheles WHAAAAAT THIS INFORMATION IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@@questworldiangreenknight7455 Yeah it's a trip to go back and watch those old episodes with George Carlin, he's so calm throughout the episodes. Also Sodor comes from The diocese of Sodor and Man, which itself comes from the old Norse Suðreyjar (Southern Isles)
He may have had some sort of nostalgic connection to Thomas in some way but I have no idea.
Sparkle sparkle sparkle
@@redracing903 FUCK YEA SPARKLE SPARKLE SPARKLE
Rest in peace Peter Fonda
sparkle sparkle sparkle
FUCK YEAH sparkle sparkle sparkle.😀😀😀😀😀
"Efel Diesel"
He shouldn’t have been in this movie actually. Even Ringo Starr didn’t deserve to narrate the first two godamn seasons. As well as George fucking Carlin. And I’m not a fan of the show believe it or not!
@@therocknrollgamer9572 I heard you watch it every night.
WAIT HE PASSED AWAY?!?!?! I DIDN'T HEAR JACK ABOUT THIS!!!
11:15 ah the good old days when the only weapon given to Alec Baldwin was a bag of sugar.
Ouch
now we know why he was only allowed a bag of sugar in the first place
oh god this didn't age well.
I JUST THOUGHT THE SAME THING
No he probably had his own personal bag of suger back then too. Get it?
Sugar actually does cause diesel engines to break down. It doesn't dissolve so it clogs the fuel lines causing the engine to stop working.
Oh yeah the splenda packet wouldn't work because it does have enough sugar in the package.
Person Roaming The Internet then why didn’t he use sugar on Diesel 10!
@@domocracydestroyer8219 Because then the movie would have no climax. The antagonist would have been crippled and would have had to have most of his parts replaced and the rest of them drained if he were to ever function again. Sugar clogs literally everything in a diesel engine. It doesn't melt in diesel fuel and there are a lot of tiny holes in the inner workings that sugar clogs that are vital for the engine to function.
I know I just answered a year old rhetorical question.
......
Isent that still breaking down?
The original Thomas the tank engine actually had some pretty dark moments actually.
Like the fact that scrapping is, for trains, death?
@@nicopavvi8494 well yah.
@@thatrandomredengine9430 and that's there is a scrapyard near the station?
@@nicopavvi8494 yup, and a lot of season 5 is focused on that dark tone. That’s why I think it’s the best, plus it has the most crashes.
@@nicopavvi8494 Toby almost died twice. Both on a broken bridge
Thanos kills half the universe, half the Avengers.
Nostalgia Critic: You did that! You!
Nostalgia Critic: "For shaaaaaame."
@Tim Henke YOU DID THAT! YOU
Sparkle sparkle sparkle
More like half of the Avengers and the Guardians
Dio: Za Warudo
NC: You did that! You!
I think the mouths not moving adds charm to the show/movies
chaaaaarrrm
Until they went CG
Too bad nostalgia crybaby never understood this
It just made me feel like he was going to eat my soul
Especially at the credits where thomas is just staring at you
@@Thunderbolt_1000_Siren didn't expect to see you here
I actually looked it up and turns out Alec Baldwin was the narrator for Thomas the Tank Engine starting in 1998, so it makes sense that they could get him to play a part in the movie.
Elise Serenity was it in his contract that he signed at the time?
Jrad Heisenkirk it was. Season five came out in 1998, which was Baldwin's first season. This movie came out in 2000. After that, season six came in 2002 which is when his contract ended.
Yep. Supposedly if TATMR was a success it’d revive Shining Time Station for a new generation and it’d have season 5 and 6 episodes. But no, it flopped and Thomas had to be taken to the US as a new show.
Season 5 and 6
@@ps7372 no, Alec Baldwin started narrating in season five and stopped in season six
14:31 “normally I’d say it was an accident but- it’s Alec Baldwin. He knew what he was doing” hits different in 2021
South Park: Jesus Christ, dude.
Definitely hits a lot different
@@bamacopeland4372 It’s really sad
What are you guys talking about?
@@yvetteihemesinwa2981
The fact that Alec Baldwin is a murderer.
Doug: Thomas the Tank Engine is brainless and stupid, and way too harmless.
Everyone: *The Fat Controller laughed, “You are wrong”.*
People who claim Thomas the Tank Engine is a brainless baby show have clearly not seen season five.
I mean what other shows has an engine fall to its death or nearly being incinerated?
That movie was my entire childhood
@@kernowpictures2002 or any of the other seasons
Nah it is
"I'm banishing you to the shadow realm"
How are you shocked that Alec Baldwin was in this movie? Have you forgotten his role in cat in the hat?
The Chosen Moose it's back when he had actual credibility
The Chosen Moose This was made before he reviewed The Cat in the Hat.
Plus he was the us narrator for the show at that time
The Chosen Moose i mean.. Alec Baldwin was in the original thomas and friends show! heck they even got George carling and Ringo Star in the show!
This movie came out first, so the reaction would make sense
This movie has a soft spot in my heart because:
A. Parts of it were filmed near where I live
B. Its Thomas the fucking Tank Engine!
Exactly
Narration by George Carlin or Ringo Starr. Amazing. Dont know why doug hates it so much the movies are great for kids
Thomas the Tank Engine was the shit when I was kid.
@@raptorcell6633 Same for me and my younger sister (I'm 23 she's 20). We grew up with the much revered Classic Series (Seasons 1 - 7). I was born on November 22 1995, the same year Season 4 came out, whilst my younger sister was born on September 19 1998, the same year Season 5 came out, and an episode featuring James aired on the day she was born, hence why she is such a huge James fan (I'm a fan of Oliver). When the Magic Railroad came out in 2000, we were still "too young and dumb" to realize the flaws in the film and to us we enjoyed. Fast forward, we are now much older and more mature, we've realized just how flawed the film really is, especially after learning of P.T Boomer's role that was cut. Also while still on the topic of Thomas and Friends, myself and my sister decided to check out the new CGI series, and to be honest, we were both appalled and disgusted at it. This is why Old Guard Fans such as myself and my sister always stick to the good stuff we grew up with, way back before politics, social justice and other controversies ruined it all.
Where do you live exactly?
No matter what anybody says about it, this movie was the most magical thing I experienced as a kid, and it’s one of the most nostalgic things for me to come back to.
Same here dude. I love the music and the characters
i agree 100%. but i do see why its bad
I have not seen this whole old school critic episode yet, but i hope Shining Time Station gets a shout out
funny thing with the old episodes of Thomas the tank engine is that they had better plot than most modern cartoon have now
Agreed
Soooo true
I'll show my nerd card, but... the original Railway Series books and the early seasons of the TV show were almost entirely based on real historic events on railroads. The Skarloey Railway is almost a complete carbon copy of the real life Talyllyn railway for example. Rev. Awdry even wrote an extensive lore book "The Island of Sodor: Its People History and Railways" the explained everything from pre-Christian pagan cult worship on the island, how the island was caught up in the various wars between England, Scotland and Wales over the years, the birth of industrialization, the construction of the railroads, and how the North Western Railway was formed over the years. Oh yeah, and also the Satanic cult that used to exist on the island too. Its bonkers, and an insanely intense lore volume that tried to shove Sodor into a historical fiction setting were "this is what maybe would have happened if this island really existed off the coast of Britain and how it changed British history." When Thomas meets the queen it is meant to be THE QUEEN, not some fantasy royal but Elizabeth II herself since Sodor just exists as an extension of Britain in the original books.
The railway stories are almost verbatim ripped from trade magazines and historical journals, or first hand experience. The TV show though early on proved it wasn't going to be as much a stickler for reality as the books were, and the TV show runners ran into this when Rev. Awdry sent them man angry letter for the episode "Henry's Forest" explaining that an uncultivated forest so close to the tracks was a violation of very specific British Railway rules, that he could quote... and cite; and that he was ashamed the show based on his books would make such a flub in realism.
Let me say... its a good thing Awdry was well dead before Magic Railroad came out. He probably was turning in his grave to see his Sodor become a magical realm accessed by magic coal dust...
Have you seen Season 17-21
Escape still gives me chills.
so, the trains on sodor are British, the trains in the real world are american, the rolling stock in the real world is mid 1800s the locomotive in the real world is 1900s, it looks like the city scene is modern era, and the station in the city scene is European-style. WHERE DOES THIS TAKE PLACE?!?
Sodor takes place, in the books by the Rev.W.Awdry, near the Isle of Man which is nearby England. Shining Time takes place on the Indian Valley Railroad, a fictional version, which is in America. So two seperate different countries. Why is placed within the modern world? I don't know. But the books themselves is set within a time period of the real world, the book 'Enterprising Engines' was fictionally set in 1967 and was published in 1968 the same year when steam in the UK was abolished for good.
The show appears to take place in today's modern world, but there is some how a wormhole that leads to the past. if you have a keen eye. you can see things like Modern diesels, and centenary wires in the reflecting of the coach windows at the city station.
True story, you have to take one of these trains to get to Sesame Street, that's why no one knows how to get to Sesame Street.
Shining Time Station was a stop on the Indian Valley Railroad in California. Sodor is near the Isle of Man.
Canada.
Its strange how “Generic Song” was the thing I remember most from this review.
its also funny that "Generic Song" doubles as the part i forgot about first, oops!!
Sparkle sparkle sparkle
I used to love this movie when I was 4 and for some reason the two things I remember is the song the thing and when the guy needs the scissors
Kinda ironic.
what about sparkel sparkel sparkel
Fun fact: Mara Wilson, the young girl in this film actually met with Doug and had an interview with Nostalgia Critic saying that the making this film was "one of the funniest things" she had done in her life, stating she dosn't regret making it, outside of also doing another interview with PBS News Hour in 2016 that, next to Matilda. I only just managed to look this up on IMDB while rewatching the Peter Fondo mopy scenes in the video. I was a bit surprised to actually learn this!
If Sparkle, Sparkle, Sparkle isn’t written on Alec Baldwin’s gravestone when he dies imma be pissed
Or just head down there with a hammer and chisel.
dO yOU WaNNa bE ArRestED?
"He used her up..."
"He destroyed her..."
"He broke her..."
I'm sorry, did Diesel 10 wreck this train or did he _beat and/or rape her???_
Long ago, Burnett Stone made a mistake as Lady's caretaker. Diesel 10 found her and threatened to destroy her. He chased her, and she used up all her coal. Then he crashed her. He's tried his best, but he could never make up for the mistake he made.
Questions like that is why fans have to be here
Coincidence??? I think not
Knowing Critic, his answer would be, "Both."
I'm gonna say they had a toxic relationship.
Actually sugar CAN f*** up a diesel-engine pretty hard
LuriTV I would like to know how please
popkornkid you put it in the engine. It's because it burns into... I want to say carbon? Either way you put it in the engine and shit goes down.
Yes hard
Sugar can't dissolve in a Diesel engine
The sugar gets clogged in the fuel filter, which starves the engine of fuel. If it were to somehow get into the pump and injectors, it would likely clog those up as well because it doesn't dissolve in diesel fuel, and the injectors have EXTREMELY tiny holes that sugar grains cannot pass through. If some jackass dumps sugar in the tank, you'd have to replace the fuel filters, clean the inside of the tank, bleed the fuel system (Unless it's common rail injection), and it should be fine after that.
Here to pay respects to Peter Fonda. Rest easy now.
Fun fact: Thomas himself was going to played by Bob Haskins or Ewen McGregor but was replaced by Edward Glen!!!!
sparkel sparkel sparkel
@@ilovetron90 fuck yeah sparkle sparkle sparkle!!
@@orangeslash1667Edward Glen, the same guy who played Flicker (main protagonist) in the animated series called Blazing Dragons (highly recommend watching it, its good)!
But then Alec Baldwin woke up and realised he was taking crack while driving.
Didn't Piemations do that?
@@thebrearlycrestmf9165 Probably the joke lmao
🎵 _he’s really high and violent too, his addictions killed a few_ 🎵
@@unpopularopinions7407 🎵 Coke and weed and beer and meth, he's a ___ing horrid mess 🎵
@@rocklee7737 🎵 He really thinks that trains can talk, Doing drugs around the clock, Doing so much he could die, Alec Baldwin's high🎵
"The show that PBS puts on when Clifford the dog is too intimidating"
*Looks over at 'The sad story of Henry*
Have you seen the US dub of that story, it's really tame compared to the UK version
and Stepney get’s Lost.
*almost the whole of season 5.
I know right. That thing fucking depressed me
What about when arthur had a whole episode with pre schoolers swearing up a storm
11:13 sugar will actually screw up an internal combustion engine so this isn't random and makes perfect sense
Exactly
You're absolutely right.
When combusted, for sure. But it's rare enough for sugar to get past the fuel pump, and such damage is just as catastrophic.
@@toyotaprius79 I meant regarding the system as a whole
Epic Brony Gamer You just taught me something new!
Peter Fonda: **appears**
Nostalgia Critic: *IT'S THOMAS THE F**KING TANK ENGINE!*
A wild Peter Fonda appears.*
There we go
Cioda Did you have to do a Pokémon joke there?
Yes
@@1cioda Fun fact: Thomas himself was going to played by Bob Haskins or Ewen McGregor but was replaced by Edward Glen!!!!
1. Alec Baldwin was in this due to being the present American narrator of the show.
2. They made the movie from the show's rise in popularity in the 90's.
3. Their mouths didn't move from it being too expensive to make it, so they made their eyes jester for them. 4. His name is Diesel 10! Not diesel.
5. Junior is Mr. Conductor's cousin, not his son.
6. Britt Allcroft, the show's creator, wanted to have the movie cross over with Shining Time Station, the show made to introduce Thomas and Friends to the US.
7. The movie was heavily cut due to uneeded complaints from American test audiences which made the movie what it was. All of this was revealed by Britt Allcroft in 2008, which led to most of the information about it being revealed at the same time you were making your review.
8. The show isn't brainless, it was based off the book series by Rev. W. Awdry and Christopher Awdry showcasing what railways of Britain were like and showed realism in their stories to childreth.
9. The show was never made cheaply, making the models and sets were so expensive that Britt Allcroft had to mortgage her house to make the very first episodes, you really need to look up behind the scenes footage and photos online to see what I mean.
10. Thomas and Friends is a great show, if you want to see what made this show great, watch seasons 1-7 and 17-21, seasons 8-12 are mediocre and seasons 13-16, 22 are bad.
it's thomas the fucking tank engine
I agree with you about everything but season 21 sucks
I've got seasons 1-4
Another TH-cam channel is currently doing a series on the actual versions of the engines given the Island is actually a table top model of a railway and, as you said, all the characters are actually models of real British steam engines. They have the faces glued on and constantly changed for different frames on the show. They probably did the same for the movie.
According to the TH-cam series, most of them have been scrapped. Only two real Thomas engines remain, one in a museum and one at an amusement park somewhere in London.
@James Vanderlin I agree everything you said. What really pissed me off about this review was Nostalgia Critic calling the show "brainless" despite never seeing the show. It's like me calling "Teen Titans Go! To The Movies" a worthless cash grab without actually even seeing it. If you haven't seen the show, and haven't done research on it, you can't judge it or make an opinion on it. I haven't read a lot of Marvel comics or any of the Harry Potter books, but I'm not gonna judge them and compare them to their film adaptations. That's stupid. I have done some research on the source material, and know a few things about them.
This is all the things he missed in this review. I'm fine with Doug not seeing the show first, but he should at least do research, instead of passing it off as "Thomas The Fucking Tank Engine".
His singing voice in the real generic song is actually kinda pleasant.
I kinda agree
Alec Baldwin: we're gonna build a wall and the trains are gonna pay for it
#MakeSodorGreatAgain
Good idea!... and the evil claw guy can help with the building of the wall
This movie was my childhood.
R.I.P, Peter Fonda. 😔
I grew up watching it and the show too. My mother even found the first 3 seasons on DVD for my son to watch
@Ethan Schmid There you go! To bad the Nostalgia Prick isn't aware of how underrated this movie is. I can't believe how ignorant and how much of a newbie he is to Thomas the Tank Engine.
Sparkle sparkle sparkle
I watched on netflix when I was 4 a million times
It was in the UK
I feel bad for this movie, the test audience was the problem
In the original script there was supposed to be 2 villains 1 of course being diesel 10 but then there was PT boomer,
Diesel 10 originally had a Russian accent which was actually pretty funny but the test audience deemed pt boomer and his plot too scary, and diesel 10 racist.
Actually, the Russian accent was the first change. Diesel 10 was originally gonna have a deeper, more villainous sounding voice by a completely different actor.
A Russian accent was considered racist? That’s... really unusual.
@@sydneyslaughter7163 considering Diesel 10 was a bullheaded prick embodying extremism, it was somewhat... distasteful in many eyes. Especially since Chernobyl was still fresh in many minds 14 years later. Point is, it was considered a little too edgy for a kids movie at best and uncomfortable at worst.
@@lorddrayvon1426 Yeah so they changed it to a New Jersey accent... because I guess no one gives a shit about my home state lol
So they didn’t find the right people to make the proper test audience.
Seriously, test audiences need to be created from actual fans of the show.
Academy Award winner Leonardo DiCaprio & Golden Globe winner Jim Carrey in Clifford The Big Red Dog
Jim Carrey, yeah, that's not actually a weird thought.
I'm kind of interested in watching that.
Fun fact: Paramount is making a Clifford movie. Ilumination was originally gonna make it, but thankfully Paramount took the rights from them.
Clifford the big red dog 2: The revenge.
Who doesn't love re-runs?
Screw You exactly
The fact the usernames are included makes this comment thread that much better.
Lol
RotatingDisc I was thinking the same thing. I didn't realize the usernames until i finished reading the 3 comments. Hilarious!
it took me like a solid 5 seconds to realize those were the usernames and not part of the actual comments
2:34
Annoying Orange: *sees photoshoped mouths* Hold my beer...
*Begins to laugh*
Nostalgia Critic: *pulls out his gun*
The first flim I ever saw in theaters,
Wasn't the best start for me. But, I enjoyed the hell out of it.
RIP Peter Fonda.
Yep, I was 4 when I saw it
My first was Ice Age 4, but the theatre accidentally played The Dark Knight Rises a bit first, before someone pointed out the mistake!
Sparkle sparkle sparkle
@@carealoo744 Did you never get the chance to go to the cinema before,or are you still innocently young?^^
@@NashmanNash I mean, my comment is literally talking about being in a theater
"It's Thomas the F***ing TANK ENGINE!!!"
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I personally love this comment
Martin Soll am I the only one who just jumped to each time JUST TO HEAR HIM SAY IT? And yes the last one I agree
thanks that was fun, now just make a meme out of it
Didn't know I need this until I saw it... Thank you.
Awesome! Watch T1E2H3's review.
3:01 Alec, real talk, you are a great actor, but never under any circumstances should you ever sing ever. Sparkle Sparkle Sparkle.
Guntherson220 ;sniffffffffffff;
Someone hasn't seen Rock of Ages, he actually did pretty well in that movie.
He narrated the actual Thomas tv show
Oh my God, SNL Trump was the narrator of Thomas the Tank Engine once? What is going on here?
The *sparkle* is a different kind of sparkle.
RIP Peter Fonda. Best role by far
"This isn't Ulee's Gold"
Ride on
Some people in the fandom would actually say that this was his best role.
David James is Thomas the fuckin tank Engine
@@vinman900 Fun fact: Thomas himself was going to played by Bob Haskins or Ewen McGregor but was replaced by Edward Glen!!!!
As a kid I never cared about Thomas but as an adult and with the rise of the Internet/TH-cam I became invested in Thomas and the many YTP's and many parodies but of course the whole lore. This movie (plus review) goes to show that people who never watch Thomas have no idea what they're missing.
Well actually I've seen a later version of the show where the mouths move and its even creepier.
Was it CGI ? Because if it was I watched it too
i watched the original. :) it was called shiney time station vs thomas the tank engine. Goerge carline was the conductor for YEARS. the women in the film was on the original show as well. it was pretty good.
this how old the show was.
I'm 32, i was 7 when it was out if not younger.
Synystershy you mean the now cgi thomas and friends seasons?
Yeah I dont like that. My brother used to watch the old old version with the theme song with no words. Some narrated by ringi starr and others were narrated by some guy I forgot the name of. Then he watched the new brighter version that would come on pbs kids every saturday morning where they had that one catchy theme songg I still remember all the words to unfortunately.
Yeah, when I was younger it was filmed using a model railway. It was very cleverly done and Ringo Starr was the narrator.
Have u seen the animation where they talk? Now THATS creepy. Feel happy the mouths don’t move
I liked it better when one guy did ALL the voices and trains get depressed from staying in a tunnel
New Tomas is much creepier, but the creepiest was when they had model trains with animated faces.
@TTAFreakazoidfan "That would be like making Tom and Jerry talk." Uh, hate to be the bearer of bad news but...
Yeah, I like the Old series of Thomas The Tank Engine. This movie had the original script to it, the script was originally about A guy named PT Boomer who wanted to destroy Burnet Stone from taking his girlfriend away. So why they take PT Boomer out this flim, cause people thought he was too scary and threatening for a Kids flim.
@@NealMouse9140 are you saying that the original script for this movie was essentially a love drama?
That face that Thomas makes when Gordon is trying to ask about train children is amazing.
UMM YOU KNOW THERE MACHINES AND THEY ARE JUST BUILT RIGHT ONLY FAMILY TIES ARE BY CLASS AND BY DESIGNER!
Let's play a drinking game shall we?
Take a *HARD* shot every time Critic says "It's thomas the fucking tank engine"
A better one
Take a shot every time Critagia nostlgic disrespects Thomas and his legacy
@@lindseylinmoreira1015 Oh I got another good one. Imagine Taking a shot every time Doug shrieks, then go outside your house, walk up and down your street, then continue the video. Rinse and repeat.
@@lindseylinmoreira1015 and gives the three leads a hard time!
Thomas was hardly ever brain dead. It had good morals, memorable characters, a very lovable charm, and actually hold the Guinness book world record for most amount of train crashes in a single show. Yes, it gets pretty destructive when it wants to be. although I will admit your commentary is hilarious.
sparkle sparkle sparkle is the best line in anime history
Top 10 Anime Quotes
2nd best
Oh! Zats a Basebowl!!
This isn't anime, the trains have neither over-the-top facial expressions nor magical girl transformations!
Sterling Muse but sparkle sparkle sparkle
jolly jojo Your name is jolly jojo for DIO's sake, you should know that all that glitters isn't just anime
Fun fact: the reason why this movie is bad was because of the test audiences. For example they had to change the original voice for Thomas because the audience thought he sounded too old. Nuff said
This movie was bad because it had bad exposition, based itself on a plot that poorly used the island of Sodor and shining time, and was overall not a fun movie. The test audience didn’t change the movie that much
That Boomer character they removed was a huge mistake.
RIP Peter Fonda.
It's Thomas the f*cking Tank Engine!
That should be his epitaph.
Sparkle sparkle sparkle
@@redracing903 FUCK YAH SPARKLE SPARKLE SPARKLE
The Eevee Master You're everywhere in this comments section!!!
Peter Fonda: I know. I just don't care.
This is still better than twilight
ANYTHING is better than that abomination!!!
Foodfight called, it wants its title back
Not to mention Captain Underpants and Fifty Shades Of Grey
Johnno9989 captain underpants wasn’t bad enough to be considered bad.
@@MyPlaylistWillSaveAmerica maybe not, but I still loathe it.
Believe it or not, the movie was supposed to be completley different to this version, it was going to be longer and there was supposed to be 2 villains
Me as a Thomas The Tank Engine and Power Rangers fan, I declare that this movie is a good movie
Oh yeah wasn’t the 2nd villain supposed to be named boomer or something
Data Wizard his name was P T Boomer. Yes, I watched other videos on this. This was and still is my favorite childhood movie.
also. Mr conductor was meant to grow more and more ill as he lost the dust. eventually getting very close to death
Yeah rest in peace p.t Boomer
14:41 Omg that freakin scream is killing me 😂😂
Someone should revive the goat scream videos and put this in them!
Fun fact: It's Ren from Ren and Stimpy
The TV show was originally released in Britain in the early 80's and the Island of Sodor is actually a table top model of a railway. Alec Baldwin starting narrating when the show began airing in the US which would make sense that they would cast him as Mr Conductor. They also brought Diesel 10 and Lady back in later episodes of the series after the movie was released. Both the movie and series were my childhood although I never knew Baldwin sang the Shining Time song.
Actually, Ringo Starr and George Carlin narrated the show in the US before Baldwin. In fact, when Carlin took over as narrator, he also re-recorded all of Starr's episodes.
I'm going to be honest, Thomas was my childhood and I watched this movie way too many times
Annie L Same. Along with Elmo in Grouchland, Star Wars Episode 1 😧, and Ben 10 Race Against Time.
Same. I still have it on video casset. I was born in 2003 btw.
Thomas was also my childhood
Me too
Annie L Snap - it was the childhood favourite of mine. ⭐️✨
You mean to tell me that they made a Thomas the Tank Engine movie and he's not even the main focus?! What the fuck?!
Blaim Americans for Messing up the original cut of the film.
bullwinkle524 what a ripoff!
I don’t care if it was a bad movie, “Sparkle Sparkle Sparkle” will always be a part of my childhood
Also, H o l y. S h i t, this was filmed in 2000?
Yea. So, you probably missed out on the 20th anniversary of the movie.
It started filming in 1999. It came out in 2000.
This is a crossover movie, between Thomas the Tank Engine and the Shining Time Station, looks like you don't remember as much as you think you do. Shining Time Station was also a PBS TV show, just sayin.
shining time station was how they introduced thomas to american audiences, this movie was how they introduced shining time to british audiences. What the hell is this? said many a confused british person old and young.
The power of Sparkle, Sparkle, Sparkle is SO strong that the critic doesn't even mind that Jim broke into his house at the end!
Iced Teal 😂😂😂😂😂 I didn't even think about that.
Video's been up for ~10 minutes.
Half the comments are going to be "Sparkle, sparkle, sparkle".
sparkle sparkle sparkle
Fuck YEAH, sparkle sparkle sparkle!
Thauã Aguirre FUCK YEAH SPARKLE SPARKLE SPARKLE!
FUCK YEAH, SPARKLE SPARKLE SPARKLE!
18:57“PREPARE TO MEET FUCKING AMTRAK IN HELL” lol
Good news: there’s rumors about a directors cut of this movie.
🎶Here's our generic song
It's like hundreds of other songs
Things are always nice in this song
That's why no one remembers it!
Generic song, Generic song
Some jackass wrote this in his sleep
Generic Song
Generic Song
It shuts up your kids so you can't complain! 🎶
CharPonyVA The music sounds like something from a Sims game.
brentalfloss was right, NC can be an ungrateful jackass sometimes
Lol, trains don’t pro-create, they’re built. Even Thomas characters.
Also, Alec Baldwin narrated Seasons 5-6 of TTTE. Probably why he played Mr. Conductor.
And killed often. Scrap yards are like limbs strewn across a field! And rail-wagons constantly get destroyed. Lives taken without care.
Why are you talking about TRAINS LIKE THEY'RE HUMANS?!? Are you a member of "the cult'?
Patriot Works we need a super cut of his narration vs Ringo Starr’s from the original series from the BBC
MercuryWolf Railfanning then explain the faces and personalities. No amount of engineering can create that.
That's what I said
"IS THIS ALL ALEC BALDWIN'S DELUSION?!"
Well, that would certainly explain a lot.
2:07 WHAT WERE YOU EXPECTING? THEY ARE MODEL TRAINS!!! Everyone was used to that. That is a dumb reason to criticize the movie. And no. The way you make the mouths move actually makes it look worse.
Also If he does wanna see the mouths move, he should watch S12.
@@Bobbyandmog Yes, he should. Better yet, watch seasons 12-24.
@@legofan6595 also the reason why the mouths don't move is because they were clay made Face masks on a silicon mold every time a new scene is needed the crew takes off the previous face and then puts the next face on it.
Also Fun Fact: All The Models In This Film (Except Bertie The Bus) Were Made Using Brass. While Bertie Was A Plastic Model.
Also, Before TATMR Started The Filming From The Model Set. The Production Crew Worried That The Marklin Chassis That The Perspex Model Of Thomas Was Gonna Have Defects So That's Why All The Models Were Made From Brass.
"I love you, you love me... Some shit's going down! be ready for it! ...We're a happy family" - Barney
That was hilarious!
Honestly, that line just makes me prepare for a jumpscare.
I couldn't stop laughing.
This was my first Nostalgia Critic review I ever saw. Ah memories
Ruthie Terwilliger Mine was the Batman and Robin one.
Mine was Osmosis Jones.
Mine was Old vs New Lord of the Rings
Mine was Son of the Mask
Mine was Top 11 Worst Avatar episodes
I hadn’t seen this movie in like a decade but what I remembered was that I LOVED IT! So much that my parents got me the board game! Yeah THAT exists even though after watching this and realizing how BAD it was it still holds a very special place in my childhood. So long Sodor I’ll remember you fondly
“Sparkle sparkle sparkle”
S N O R T
@S Games26 lol
Uhh, everything’s turned golden!
When i was a kid, i thought Alec Baldwin eating carrots and celery was one of the most awesome things i've ever seen. Today, i eat them both all the time and am generally healthier than i was back then.
Up yours, critic.
I KNOW! He just made eating vegetables so appealing... even today it makes me want to eat veggies.
theganon111 ... Dude, why did you say "up yours, Critic"? He was making fun of the awkward scene, not the fact that you need to eat vegetables, which you SHOULD have been doing to begin with.
Lucas Bell Because he was bashing Alec Baldwin eating vegetables
IKR
Hey! At least the original Thomas the Tank engine had epic crashes in some episodes!
Not to mention Alec Baldwin was a narrator for the show before this movie.
Or ringo starr if you lived in Britain/ the US if you watched season 1 of shining time
Alec Baldwin is no replacement for George Carlin
Anyone else here after hearing that Peter Fonda passed away?
@Jamie Roberson Fonda died of some disease i think
TheJman5683 PETER FONDA IS DEAD?!!!!!!!!!
@@questworldiangreenknight7455 Yeah he died back in August
also Sparkle Sparkle Sparkle
I didn't know he died either until I saw numerous comments on this video about it. The International Movie DataBase (IMDB) claims it was lung cancer.
16:44 something about the way critic says the line makes laugh hard
Thomas the Tank Engine made up pretty much 90% of my childhood; but I was confused as hell when seeing this for the first time at goodness knows how young, mainly due to wondering where the usual narrator was.
Jack Ward you are not alone
He was originally supposed to voice james and percy, but an American test audience decided salor moon was a better choice
Galactic yo yo it was actualy Sailor Jupiter
Still should have been michael angelis doing the voice regardless , he'd had nearly 10 years experience by that point
The original guy is Ringo Starr I believe
You act as if Alec Baldwin is too big for Thomas the Tank Engine! Its Alec fucking Baldwin! I think I saw him in an infomercial last night at 3am selling some copper oven pan!
Nysguy2003 And Alec Baldwin narrated a lot of the show
He narrated the US dub of season 5&6
6:30 FINALLY he said something that's actually true about Thomas
yeah this is more of a rant than rewiew
RIP: Peter Fonda. Died today. He’ll be known to me as the “Goddamn it, it’s Thomas the Fucking Tank Engine” actor.
Fun fact: Thomas himself was going to played by Bob Haskins or Ewen McGregor but was replaced by Edward Glen!!!!
Same lol
You guys NEED to review Elmo in Grouchland
He could barely make it through Follow That Bird.
I knew that
Hey man, this movie was my childhood. DON'T FUCK WITH MR. CONDUCTOR!
Dude. Dude. Sparkle sparkle sparkle
Fuck YEAH Sparkle sparkle sparkle!
Fuck yeah, sparkle, sparkle, sparkle!
12:51 That face is priceless! LOL.
4:28 Jim Carrey doing the Grinch face in his Sonic interview like
*_S P A R K L E S P A R K L E S P A R K L E_*
B U T T E R FUCK YEAH SPARKLE SPARKLE SPARKLE
Nnox Inkuree
FUCK YEAH SPARCKLE3X
Ty kamen SHUT UP!!!!! GOD!!! Shut up! I don't want to hear you mock the movie every goddamn time!!!! BE QUIET!!!!!!
KeeferJ 1995 sparkle sparkle sparkle
Tony Artiano Why do I hear everybody say "Sparkle sparkle sparkle"?! Why?!
DUDE! THAT IS NOT DIESEL. THAT'S DIESEL 10! Stop calling him Diesel; Diesel is a totally separate character. Diesel (the only diesel named Diesel) has no claw, like all the other diesels. Only Diesel 10 has a claw, that's why he's the scariest diesel. And the only person Diesel 10 is scared of is Mr. Toppemhat.
Yeah, I know that stuff. Don't ask why.
Beth Lowery where are the other eight in the entire show though
popkornkid there was Rusty, the square orange one and Mavis she was from series one - 3
Beth Lowery
He's still a Diesel it's just a number after it
Beth Lowery THAT'S SIR TOPPENHAT TO YOU BOY!!!!!
Beth Lowery well he never actually saw the show so he has no idea what some of the trains names are.
3:16
Nostalgia Critic - Generic Song (Official Music Video)
"prepare to meet Amtrak in hell" it's my new favorite phrase.
Thomas the Tank Engine was my favorite when I was a kid.
Mine too
Mine toooooo
It's my favorite children's show because I love the characters, stories, themes, narration, music, world building, the sets, and how it made you feel like you were on the Island of Sodor.
Unfortunately I grew up in the hit era
Nothing the NostalgiaCritic says can sway my love for the TTTE movies and show
To all you people reading this: sparkle sparkle sparkle.
watsgoinonhere1 FUCK YEAH SPARKLE SPARKLE
1:32 actually it’s the other way around Thomas has some dark stuff in there
Escape (episode), anybody, or maybe Duncan gets Spooked
I actually like the sad moments. Yes…yes it is Thomas the f*cking Tank Engine. A show that had a lot of dark, scary and sometimes sad moments. There’s more to Thomas than the average mindless kid’s show because it has well developed characters and the author of the original books created almost as much lore for his little universe as J.K Rowling did for Harry Potter.
True. But all I have to say is SPARKLE SPARKLE SPARKLE
ITS THOMAS THE FUCKING TANK ENGINE
greatest nostalgia critic line ever, love this reveiw
Kongman Productions Amen😂
xxFoxyGhostxx geez calm down kid
xxFoxyGhostxx Kid, calm the fuck down..
FUCK YEAH SPARKLE SPARKLE SPARKLE!
sparkle sparkle sparkle
wolf skull z FUCK YEAH SPARKLE SPARKLE SPARKLE!!!!!!!
wolf skull fuck yeah Sparkle sparkle sparkle!
wolf skull FUCK YEAH
Kurochi dragon of night dude
What's with a all these sparkle comments?
11:35 Before the meme was popular.
10:30 of course Alec Baldwin talks to himself, he's his own best friend
It's like he needs to go on medication 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@m.c.ufan1019 lol ikr?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@spawn760 and then at the part when he finds out that lady was part of the clue to the Gold dust and then yells about it's like he's had some sense knocked into him knowing why is he talking to himself and going delusional and thinking to himself "WHAT KIND OF MOVIE IS THIS!!!!!!??????"
@@m.c.ufan1019 a fucked up movie filled with angel Dust LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@spawn760 you mean Gold dust and the movie wasn't too bad in my opinion
I honestly think the sparkle sparkle sparkle bit is honestly probably the best bit I've ever seen in a TH-cam video
Fuck yeah
YES!!! I've been waiting for this to be re-uploaded for so long now.
Ben Johnson - Same! One of my favorite reviews!
The “Toke up the magic in the mountain.” Joke was carried onto The Magic Railroad Parody. You all can thank this guy for that.
7:50
This is what I came for
My high school yearbook quote was "Sparkle Sparkle Sparkle!"
Fuck yeah
"Thomas The Oscar Winning Tank Engine"
InsertName ForaInNamn OH HECK NO!!! I mean I liked the show as a kid and can still appreciate it for the music but, AN OSCAR!?!?
InsertName ForaInNamn *Thomas the Oscar and Grammy winner Dank Engine
ThatGuyOnTheInternet 😂😂😂
His name is Thomas th DANK engine
Replace "Oscar Winning" with "F*cking".
RIP Peter Fonda who's here after he died?
Just checked the International Movie DataBase (IMDB). They claim it was lung cancer.
Sparkle sparkle sparkle
I had this on vhs and I watched this like a thousand times as a kid. I forgot it existed.