Talk i got from my dad. "Sometimes when a bee likes a bird he stings her. Then her belly swells up. So dont go around stickin your stinger in everything with a heartbeat, because youll end up with a baby or the claps"
A friends dad told him “Son you know that you’re not really all that special except to your mom and I. So any girl willing to show you a lot of attention probably has shown a lot of other guys a lot of attention. And you could end up with more than just a good time from her.” (Edited for clarity and spelling. But basically any girl willing to sleep with you probably has an SDS)
Theresa05 Hey, our dads must know each other - I heard that all the time growing up. 😂 And, sadly, I’ve said it to kids too - annoying little buggers who aren’t mine. 😬
That or "oh well catch the next meal". And the next meal was that same dam food until it was gone. Lol non of this BS eating a bowl of cereal if you didnt like the dinner.
@@who5117 so what if we were? And doe the record we weren't. My grandma saying catch the next meal meant this isn't a restaurant not was she a short order cook.
@@wickedwitt04 His games weren't rocket science, he once told my sister she got bit by a wombat in the neck in the middle of the night and she was going to turn into a vampire, she cried all morning after that
I mean. People forget that boomer dads spend long hours 5 days a week (Sometimes overtime hours too) going out working in stressful and demanding jobs to gain money and use it to put food on the table and a roof over their families heads. So I don't blame the fathers for having a nap when back from work. My boomer stepfather does this but on the weekends he helps out around the house and both my stepfather and mother have a very happy relationships for like 20 years now. Take out that boomer father doing all the hard work. Family would be crumbling. Just like how it would be without the boomer mother.
When I was a kid I got bit in the chin by a snake, told the folks. I was somewhat concerned for my well being. I asked; how do we tell if was poisonous. If your dead in the morning, was their reply. Oh yes, my parents dry wit at its best.
then its a problem when your friends or married family is like "so do you like it?" "if you don't like it, its okay not to eat it" and you're sitting there like "why? its edible?"
I mean as a parent you have to be that way. I’m not making four meals for dinner. You will eat what I made or starve. I will give you as much ketchup as your young heart desires but you’re eating that food. This is not a restaurant. There is no menu.
Actual quote from my dad, “You need to learn when to shut up”. That was the 2nd best thing he ever told me. 1st was “If you want more horsepower flip the air cleaner over”
Everyone talking about him saying, "this isn't a restraunt". When I was a kid, that wasn't said. It was "If you can do better why don't you cook". When I was younger it never happened, but then I started to take my parents up on that offer, and I quickly realized that I was the best cook in the house, and that I really enjoyed doing it.
My poppa and my dad Everytime I asked for condiments or silverware or anything besides the plate I got I got told "you hear the talking everywhere I don't didn't know this was a restaurant"
Lol, my parents were more the "It's this or go hungry" type but I had an ex whose stepdad always used to say "You don't like what I cooked? Go to the restaurant down the street!"
My fiancé is named Keston (made up name of Kevin and Justin) and people always pronounce it Keaston and he HATES it. This video just made me laugh because of the name use 😂😂
My dad tried (was actually when I went 2nd grade too), but it was like watching a Trainwreck. I obviously already knew everything he tried to talk about and much more, but I didn't stop him, I guess I just enjoyed seeing him so embarrassed.
I remember I borrowed my dad's bike.. made it just up the road hit and run by a car. Woke up side of the road, bloody shoulder, bloody leg, couldn't move my wrist. Limped back up the hill to the house. Went inside and told my mom I think i need to go to the hospital I was hit by a car. My dad looked at me, covered in blood and said "my bike better be ok"
Need to do one with the silent generation (our grandparents). You know the traditional, zero tolerance, went through the depression, belt smackin generation.
@@BrentRadtke be careful with that, causes them to feel like they can't be good in anything unless they're perfect. Made me skimp on actually understand school work and just study for the test so I'd have all A's. Now I can't take advance math or science
@@Redlixer I was born in '85, bruh. Thats early millennial. And I'm a revolution-seeking liberal. You're aiming that snark incorrectly. I'm neither right generation or right attitude for "ok boomer" to apply.
My dad used to say that when he did doughnuts and drift in empty parking lots and back roads in the winter. What I would give to go back for five minutes and just sit there in total trust of my dad's driving again.
@@queennekos6557 I also remember him waking me up at 11 when he got out of work asking if I wanted to "Go to the store with him" saying he's gonna play in the snow. Even on school nights sometimes. He'd just say "Do you think you can handle it?" I'd always say yes. Then I'd finish off his coffee from work even though it was late. I'm very glad I got him as a dad and glad for the mom I have. They're both still alive they're just getting older. I drive myself everywhere now. I hope I can be half the dad mine is for my kids.
My dad parented 100% using baseball analogies. The first time a boy broke my heart, Dad nudged open my door and said, "So, Johnny threw ya' a curve ball, eh?"
"Wait till we get home" that's what I always heard, so I would start crying in the car because I knew I was getting a whooping 😔😔. Now I am 41 and I definitely appreciated all the discipline.
Your very right cuz my parents are Gen X and I’m a millennial but don’t get me wrong I ain’t like that dad in the video and pray I never get like that lol
I’m Gen X , My kids were small when I was in my 20s and I acted like the older parent. Now I’m in my 40s and they are adults. If I was having kids now , I would probably act more like the younger parent in the sketch. I think society has changed and moved on in 20 years. I was a young mum, but I have friends my age that have young kids now.
It was 1983 and my Dad walked into the room. I was 10 years old. He said, "Son, we need to talk about sex." I said, "Sure, what do you want to know?" He whipped me so bad, I wasn't able to sit comfortably in a chair till 1989.
Me: “Dad can you help me with my algebra homework?” My dad: “Algebra? They didn’t teach us that ,Back then in high school they taught us how to get a job in the oil Riggs”
I once told my son not to tell his dad something, and as soon as we got home, he accompanied me into the house and told him while I watched. He nipped that nonsense in the bud.
I clearly remember my baby boomer dad drinking and smoking cigarettes with his Vietnam Vet buddies and they were trying to convince me to eat a jalapeño pepper for a dollar bill when I was about seven years old. I did it and they all started laughing. Made me the man I am today. Love ya Dad.
@S G People have different senses of humor, dunno what to tell you. A lot of people suffer actual abuse, and your out here saying convincing your kid to eat a pepper is abuse (I mean, it's a jalapeno, it's not a bell pepper, but it really isn't that hot)
Megan Bailey My mom was “Let me take care of it” the first day then “walk it off” the next. Obviously when the injuries were more severe, she had 2 days of “let me take care of it.”
I had to "just shake it out" for a broken bone. We found out my wrist was broken when I broke my forearm about a month later and they told us it was healing. That's some good parenting
I'm a millennial, hate the stereotype, and am over the "ok Boomer" catchphrase. How about something original?? Everyone at some point is going to say "back in my day.." to their kids OK gen Z.
Wow, some people are real bitter towards their dad. I had a boomer dad and I never doubted his love once even though he never said "I love you" and he showed anger towards me and was disappointed and disgusted with me when I made bad decisions. It was all out of love and concern and honesty and he wanted me to be independent and not needy.
And checked out. The only time boomer dads gave a shit about you was when you were doing something they could brag to their friends about. Signed, a former severly concussed HS football player.
Gen X didn't even have a dad around to give them any info. I crawled through a window at the end of the day because I didn't even have a key to get in my house ( and they call us the latch key Generation) lol
My dad was there in my household and I was a latch key kid. I only broke in the house if I lost my key which didn't happen often. I was sure if I was a Gen X but looks like I missed it by 1 year...
Its an okay video but these old heads are glorifying shitty parenting as if caring and listening to your kid makes you a womanly or gay. Oblivious to our generation
When I was a kid, I use to fall up the stairs a lot and instead of “rub some dirt on it,” I got, “Damn it, Ashley. Stop crying and rub it out.” Also, instead of having leftovers, we had “fend for yourself” night. Another good one is when you ask how to spell something, and all you get is “sound it out.” 😂 It’s just my baby boomer mom and I, and we now laugh about it all now
@@randalgibbons8822 I'm not anti-China, but I feel like there is still a lot of poverty. It was this time in history were the Chinese Government let the Chinese people suffer to build what they have today.
I was just contemplating on how the Gen Xers would be, haha... I think we get grouped in with the Boomers, from the perspective of Gen Z and Millennials. I guess that's to be expected, because didn't someone call us the "forgotten generation"? Because we're sandwiched between two large-population generations: the baby boomers and the millennials.
He ain't a Boomer dad. There's no way a Boomer dad would have the fridge open that long while talking. He isn't shopping in there.
Travis VanAlst yeah that’s why it’s called baby boomer
@@undagroundmane9117 ....what?
Travis VanAlst it says a “baby boomer” in title as in the older guy is a boomers son
@@undagroundmane9117 You do know that the baby boomer generation were those born after WWII until the mid 60s.....right?
@@undagroundmane9117 Dude baby boomer is the generation literal tittle
“Just tell your mother i talked to you” was the most accurate thing ever
Yes
Oop. That is really weird. My dad just gave me a book to read
@@arandomgeek4876 where I come from I guess you're expected to learn on your own lol
My dad got a hobby farm and had us watch while he bred his stud to his gf's mare. Was a little late for that convo tho.
@@Serenade2461 does that mean he “created the cabbage patch”
Airpods in at all times was a nice touch.
I thought they were ciggarettes.
Neil Cooke
No. Millennials don’t smoke cigarettes. They vape. That should’ve been a dead giveaway.
@@Homeboy_Brando yeah only baby boomers and gen x smoke
@@elicovington1484 *ok boomer*
@@s.s5933 ok waterhead.
Talk i got from my dad. "Sometimes when a bee likes a bird he stings her. Then her belly swells up. So dont go around stickin your stinger in everything with a heartbeat, because youll end up with a baby or the claps"
That’s actually a really good lesson. More people need to know that.
Lesson learned
Ahhahhhaaa. Your dad is halarious
A friends dad told him “Son you know that you’re not really all that special except to your mom and I. So any girl willing to show you a lot of attention probably has shown a lot of other guys a lot of attention. And you could end up with more than just a good time from her.”
(Edited for clarity and spelling. But basically any girl willing to sleep with you probably has an SDS)
@@jessemook that is a really sad thing to say to a child
My Dad’s famous quote “stop making noise just to make noise”
Theresa05 if this doesn’t hit home
😂😂😂😂😂 yes
Theresa05 Hey, our dads must know each other - I heard that all the time growing up. 😂 And, sadly, I’ve said it to kids too - annoying little buggers who aren’t mine. 😬
Stop crying or Ill give you something to cry about😂😂😂😂 Love you dad!!!
My dad was out at the bars of course im a xennial. But when he was actually home he'd say that about noise
The “this isn’t a restaurant” hits right in my heart
That or "oh well catch the next meal". And the next meal was that same dam food until it was gone. Lol non of this BS eating a bowl of cereal if you didnt like the dinner.
My go to response is, "I'm not a short-order cook. You'll eat what I make you." (I'm also 35, fyi.)
@@cocot9414 No. I think your family was just poor
@@who5117 so what if we were? And doe the record we weren't. My grandma saying catch the next meal meant this isn't a restaurant not was she a short order cook.
Same lol
When my dad got tired of me he'd say we're playing taco, it was a game were he'd roll me up in a rug and go watch tv
LMAO!!!
LFMOAOAOAOA
That's a burrito. Go tell your dad he was wrong
@@wickedwitt04 His games weren't rocket science, he once told my sister she got bit by a wombat in the neck in the middle of the night and she was going to turn into a vampire, she cried all morning after that
I'm using this...
Boomer dad would’ve told his kids to turn off the light in the back of the car or else we are going to crash
How did you know my father's exact words to me years and years ago?????
I say when they whip those phones out and that glare blinds me. 🤷🏿♀️ *Clearly I’m getting old but now I see what those parents were going on about.*
Or that it's illegal and we'll get pulled over
Lol dude the amount of times ive heard that from my dad
Then when it stays on. Flails of blind slaps..
Me: "Dad my feet hurt"
Dad: "BACK IN MY DAY WE DIDN'T HAVE FEET."
Lucas Wong Nah he probably just called you a sissy
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Or " I had to walk to school uphill both ways without shoes in 10 feet of snow!" 😂
Jayla H my grandpa said that exact thing to me one time when I complained about walking to school when it was like 10 degrees out lmao
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
plot twist: the millennial dad is the boomer's son
Thats why theyre in the same house. You think a millennial is buying that house? Nah. Gotta inherit it
Deep
TheR3aper5 you’re crazy if you think he owns it. More than likely the boomer’s dad is still paying off the mortgage 🤷🏽♂️
Then that means he has a gay son 🤭
@@ther3aper561 Ok boomer
Most relatable thing ever when dad says I'm cooking and we are gonna have leftovers 😂
Try working nights and being up for lunch when your wife is at work. Frozen pizza everytime
Christian Torres or ramen noodles
Or cereal
It was hot dogs. Always hot dogs.
When my dad cooked it was called " daddy burnups" he would always burn the food haha
Boomer dads falling asleep on the couch claiming they're still watching the show on TV. And the whole "ask your mother" thing is so true lol
Sounds like my 33 year old husband 🙄😆
I mean.
People forget that boomer dads spend long hours 5 days a week (Sometimes overtime hours too) going out working in stressful and demanding jobs to gain money and use it to put food on the table and a roof over their families heads.
So I don't blame the fathers for having a nap when back from work.
My boomer stepfather does this but on the weekends he helps out around the house and both my stepfather and mother have a very happy relationships for like 20 years now.
Take out that boomer father doing all the hard work. Family would be crumbling. Just like how it would be without the boomer mother.
“Your mom would kill me” quite possibly the only reason any kid born before 06 is alive
BloonsTD 100% true for my dad
This is so true man XD
Both Parents. And Now I am doing that "Oh shit I'm becoming my Mother ." thing.
Jokes on you... I dont have a dad 😎
why 06? thats such a specific year
“Get up and walk it off, you’re fine.” 😂 my whole life. Dad wasn’t wrong.
Yeah got that from my dad on a Sunday afternoon when I broke a rib.
Colin Woodruff Lol thats terrible!
Luckily when I broke my collar bone he didn’t say that
Thats what my dad said after a rusty nail went through my foot hit a nerve then went out the other side
In my house that was MOM! But with 7 kids you it was you either needed an ambulance or you needed to walk it off. Not much in between.
When I was a kid I got bit in the chin by a snake, told the folks. I was somewhat concerned for my well being. I asked; how do we tell if was poisonous. If your dead in the morning, was their reply. Oh yes, my parents dry wit at its best.
MIDWEST DAD vs CALI DAD
As a Cali dad, this is not a lie. You should hear the things I hear parents say at the park
I prefer midwest dad, then again i have a midwest dad haha
I'm a Midwest dad in California, do you realize how hard it is to parent with all these safe space laws?
Basically..
More like rural dad vs city dad.
Boomer mom: "wait til your father gets home!!!"
“You don’t get a choice, we’re having leftovers”. I felt that. It was eat what was made or nothing 😂
then its a problem when your friends or married family is like "so do you like it?" "if you don't like it, its okay not to eat it" and you're sitting there like "why? its edible?"
Oh me too and I treat my son the same I'm 29
Eat it or wear it.
.. or peanut butter and jelly
I mean as a parent you have to be that way. I’m not making four meals for dinner. You will eat what I made or starve. I will give you as much ketchup as your young heart desires but you’re eating that food. This is not a restaurant. There is no menu.
Actual quote from my dad, “You need to learn when to shut up”. That was the 2nd best thing he ever told me. 1st was “If you want more horsepower flip the air cleaner over”
Austin L I don’t think the air filter tip holds up lol
Most memorable quote from my mother for life. "It is not what you know it is who you blow."
John Moore I mean he's not completely wrong lol
@@XboxNinjaGamer360 u bout gay as hell
Austin L on an older car the air cleaner trick works if the your using one of those 60-80s air cleaners with the restrictive ass snorkels on it.
"You want something to cry about I'll give you something to cry about."
And the ever popular: "I'll knock you into next week...."
Wow this triggered me...
Victoria Lawless yeppp loo
“If you are gonna bang your head, I’ll bang it for ya”
Every time haha
Everyone talking about him saying, "this isn't a restraunt".
When I was a kid, that wasn't said. It was "If you can do better why don't you cook". When I was younger it never happened, but then I started to take my parents up on that offer, and I quickly realized that I was the best cook in the house, and that I really enjoyed doing it.
Oof I would have loved to see their faces when you actually started cooking
My poppa and my dad Everytime I asked for condiments or silverware or anything besides the plate I got I got told "you hear the talking everywhere I don't didn't know this was a restaurant"
When life gives you lemons....Probably learned that from your parents.
@@Corvid_Collector you would think they would be mad but no midwestern parents they were probably “she getting a hang of this cooking thing ya know”
Lol, my parents were more the "It's this or go hungry" type but I had an ex whose stepdad always used to say "You don't like what I cooked? Go to the restaurant down the street!"
*something breaks*
My Dad: "You're the reason we can't have anything nice"
drottle that was my whole childhood
What I said back: Your the reason mommy left
.........
He did not like that reply
@Ojibwa62 x I can't wait for the day I have kids and I can say it
So true
Ive said that soooo many times, my children were really clumsy lol
I start the day like a Millennial dad and end the day like a Boomer Dad.
For me its how much sleep I got the night before
jpin0002 jpin0002 ah yes misogyny 😎
@@mermerdreams Your mom is a misgonyst cause she will only marry men.
Full Send Filosophy damn...das facts‼️‼️
😂😂😂😂
Keaston is the most millennial name I’ve ever heard
My fiancé is named Keston (made up name of Kevin and Justin) and people always pronounce it Keaston and he HATES it. This video just made me laugh because of the name use 😂😂
Bill Wang hahaha
@Gaytony Ik, why would you want a combo name
Ike "Skyler" 🏳️🌈🤮
Titus
“This isn’t a restaurant”💀💀
I would be a rich man if I had a dollar every time my dad said that
Yup i would out billion the Donald!
I would have like 1000000000000000000
I still said that and “I’m not your maid! This ain’t slavery.l 😂
The birds and the bees thing is word for word what my dad did lol
Lmao, same here. I cracked up when i watched that part.
My dad tried (was actually when I went 2nd grade too), but it was like watching a Trainwreck. I obviously already knew everything he tried to talk about and much more, but I didn't stop him, I guess I just enjoyed seeing him so embarrassed.
Mine too!!!
My dads birds and the bees talk was "Son... theres a difference between fuckin' and making love" and that was it lmfao!
Jake Averkamp your dad is awesome
“Do you think that was a good choice that you chose?” 😂
Maby you choose another choice next time.
John
Love that one
Loolololololllllll
Johnny Jetson I know. Barf. Every time I overhear a parent say that to their kid it makes me CRINGE.
Literally every Midwest father lol
Every suburban father*
lol yep michigander here and very relateable
My dad is like this.
We live in Wisconsin.
Northern New England Boomer dad right here. And proud of it.✌️
Father Plague LOL
I remember I borrowed my dad's bike.. made it just up the road hit and run by a car. Woke up side of the road, bloody shoulder, bloody leg, couldn't move my wrist. Limped back up the hill to the house. Went inside and told my mom I think i need to go to the hospital I was hit by a car. My dad looked at me, covered in blood and said "my bike better be ok"
@Lucas Neef fractured wrist. Fractured clavicle. Some road rash and a permanent scar on my right shoulder. Otherwise could have been worse.
@@Arlo1837 lol oh the bike was f**ked lol
you done this bike before you dad know this and you lied about it and your would is not serious so he act just like that..better be the cycle is ok
@@yednekachewgeremew1886 what was all that jumbled lettering supposed to say
so your dad's red foreman?
Need to do one with the silent generation (our grandparents). You know the traditional, zero tolerance, went through the depression, belt smackin generation.
"back in my day I walked to school for 20 miles, uphill both ways in 12 feet of snow"
Yeet Lord 😂 “THROUGH TORNADOES”
Oh God, my mom and dad were born in the depression, and they'd let you nearly die before they took you to the doctor.
Silent my ass. All those old sons a bitches do is yack.
Belt smackin was a mercy because _thier_ parents made them pick out a switch
"2nd place is 1st loser"
I'm going to use this.
"If you're not first, you're last"
"Second place?! That's a fancy word for losing! - Bender Bending Rodriguez
He took it from Talladega Nights, funny movie I would Def recommend
@@BrentRadtke be careful with that, causes them to feel like they can't be good in anything unless they're perfect. Made me skimp on actually understand school work and just study for the test so I'd have all A's. Now I can't take advance math or science
@@Youreoverthinkingit John Force said it long before Talladega nights!!! And it goes back even further!!!
"Oh no. I'm becoming my father" beanie is instantly replaced with a baseball cap and the air pods disappear😂😂😂
Brooke Lamberton. Don’t forget the beard
I DIED
Yeah that's what happened in the video, glad you're paying attention bucko
Son: "Dad, I scraped my knee."
Zoomer dad: "B R U H ."
Zoomer dad:" so you have chosen the death"
From personal experience, the Boomer dad isn’t cursing enough for authenticity😂
As a boomer, I never cursed. I think of it as complaining about life and I wanted my children to be grateful for life.
@@robertdouglas8895 Swearing is not complaining about life, like sometimes you get hurt and swear
The Millennial Dad is exaggerated and the Boomer Dad is watered down.
Jeremy Nothing definitely agree.
Spot on. Millennial Dad here, I'm nothing like this guy.
Collin Civish ok boomer
Exactly what I was going to say.
@@Redlixer I was born in '85, bruh. Thats early millennial. And I'm a revolution-seeking liberal. You're aiming that snark incorrectly. I'm neither right generation or right attitude for "ok boomer" to apply.
I think that's more of a Gen X dad...
hes not threatening enough violence.
Steven Stringer 😂😂😂😂
@John Taylor Ok Boomer
John Taylor okay boomer
Steven-- right on! I was waiting for the "do I need to hit you with the wooden spoon?" Or the belt threat!
Or maybe that's the pre-Gen X generation. My dad grew up during WWII-- those were his catch phrases.
"Don't tell your mother." Good stuff.
The “Don’t tell Mom” times were the best memories with my dad! I’m sure I’m not the only one lol
My dad used to say that when he did doughnuts and drift in empty parking lots and back roads in the winter. What I would give to go back for five minutes and just sit there in total trust of my dad's driving again.
@@nathanhale4328 your dad sounds awesome haha
@@queennekos6557 I also remember him waking me up at 11 when he got out of work asking if I wanted to "Go to the store with him" saying he's gonna play in the snow. Even on school nights sometimes. He'd just say "Do you think you can handle it?" I'd always say yes. Then I'd finish off his coffee from work even though it was late. I'm very glad I got him as a dad and glad for the mom I have. They're both still alive they're just getting older. I drive myself everywhere now. I hope I can be half the dad mine is for my kids.
@@nathanhale4328 that's sweet it's good they are both alive too hopefully many more years to come!
“Don’t tell Mom I’m letting you watch SNL” lol 😂
The millennial dad wearing AirPods throughout 😂
Right!? 😂😂😂
Jennifer Bates classic. And the beanie. What a legend.
@@TheGolfClan Excatly! I'm Gen X so I'd love to see a video like that too!
Jennifer Bates that would be awesome
My dad parented 100% using baseball analogies. The first time a boy broke my heart, Dad nudged open my door and said, "So, Johnny threw ya' a curve ball, eh?"
😭😭😭😭
Lmao 😅 😁 🤣 gotta love the dad humor
He must’ve been pretty a pretty good dad because you turned out to be a doctor.
That’s so sweet!
That would make me cry harder hahahaha
“We’re having left overs tonight” is my dads catchphrase. Either that or pizza 😂
Here's one from my grandfather, born in 1919. " Turn off that LSD music."
We were listening to Zepplin 2.
dude knew what was up haha
And now Zeppelin is dad rock that kids eye roll at their parents for listening to.
It's amazing how things shift with time.
LOLOL.
Wow 😮
🤣🤘🖤
I can’t tell you how many times I heard “don’t make me pull this car over!!”
"Wait till we get home" that's what I always heard, so I would start crying in the car because I knew I was getting a whooping 😔😔. Now I am 41 and I definitely appreciated all the discipline.
Yup! Lol
@@mommymj9529 Get some whooping= child abuse, Sounds like your parents didint know how to use words to teach discipline.
@@mwgodis low IQ people can't have words used on them, they do not understand. only pain teaches them.
the sad thing is, I (born in 97) have already started to use this ..
And then there’s my dad who’s Gen X. He’s like the Boomer dad but with all the Millenial tech
same
He is ironic, aloof and detached. Oh and cynical! That is GenX.
Yes!
I love having gen x parents tbh
Plus the emotional unavailability
LMFAO
“Go play with that box over there”
“Dad is listening.”
-Dad wearing airpods
live listen
Lol. I have no idea how a kid could live with a parent like that.
“i think maybe you should chose a different choice than the one that you just chose” 😂😂
“Go ask your mom” is my husband’s go to sentence
amal zuhair good choice lol 😂
This is 100% accurate!! I also heard "Were you born in a barn?! Shut the door!" even if it was left open for 8 seconds
🤣🤣🤣 omg, I thought only my family used that line!
House flies will spread everywhere in seconds. They arent wrong.
I feel like the Boomer Dad is actually acting like a Gen X dad. My Gen X parents were this to a T. My grandparents are boomers.
Agreed. Boomers were born 1946 to 1964, my parents generation. I’m Gen X.
Your very right cuz my parents are Gen X and I’m a millennial but don’t get me wrong I ain’t like that dad in the video and pray I never get like that lol
I’m Gen X , My kids were small when I was in my 20s and I acted like the older parent. Now I’m in my 40s and they are adults. If I was having kids now , I would probably act more like the younger parent in the sketch. I think society has changed and moved on in 20 years. I was a young mum, but I have friends my age that have young kids now.
My dad is a boomer and this fit him well. Although a lot more hippie-like. If the boomer dad was a hippy, that’s my dad.
Glad someone said this.
*Hits the table, falling down in pain*
Dads: “Watch the table there sport, it’s expensive”
John Taylor *Brings friend home* OH I DIDN’T REALISE WE WERE FEEDING THE WHOLE NEIGHBOURHOOD?!
Sarcastic tone: “watch out, we just put that table there”.
John Taylor It’s a joke mate, there were actually dads around your neighbourhood that said that and meant it? Fuck that must suck
how does he nail it everytime
Daxter As that’s what she said
Steve Izzi 😂
Boomer dads are GenX parents. Beardboy is definitely GenX
Yep that’s what I said
“We’ll swing by Whole Foods” I’m screaming
That millennial is definitely stay at home dad.
Hank Vinson and a “ blogger “ 😂
@@531ff lol, good one!
This aged well.
That’s what happens when you major in lesbian dance theory and the local Starbucks isn’t hiring
@@MingeBorea no, Gen X
“These kids don’t know anything. Oh no, I’m becoming my father!” Yup.
The hat change too!
"Get out of the car your walking" had me laughing, heard that one from my dad on the regular.
"Don't they teach them that in school? Why do I have to tell them?"
Boomers summed up.
Kevin Baum brother
Kevin Baum I remember the oh yeah yeah trend
I wouldn't tell my kids either. Seems very awkward
10-4 dinosaur
Oh cool avatar guys, you all have the same picture! You're so unique!
It was 1983 and my Dad walked into the room. I was 10 years old. He said, "Son, we need to talk about sex." I said, "Sure, what do you want to know?"
He whipped me so bad, I wasn't able to sit comfortably in a chair till 1989.
Legendary !
This is often the case😶.
I was born in 89 😆
Is this joke ever going to die? It's really getting old
Oh i get it incestuous butt love!
Thank goodness for all the men who stick around to be a Dad💕 irregardless of what generation
“do you think that was a good choice that you chose? I think you should chose a different choice than you chose.” that sent me off the planet 🤣🤣🤣🤣
“I’ll go grab the washable, non-toxic markets!”
“YOU THINK THAT WAS A GOOD CHOICE?” Omg so Millennial Parent I cant even. 😂
Me: “Dad can you help me with my algebra homework?”
My dad: “Algebra? They didn’t teach us that ,Back then in high school they taught us how to get a job in the oil Riggs”
Walmar now the oil rigs need algebra 🤣
My dad told me “algebra, your learning this now? By the time I was your age we were learning how to get a job and do taxes”
I love oil rigs
@@pinakinkale honestly that is a good quote because I remember doing algebra almost all 4 years of high school
"Don't tell your mom though" is the best thing you can hear as a kid
I once told my son not to tell his dad something, and as soon as we got home, he accompanied me into the house and told him while I watched. He nipped that nonsense in the bud.
“A little Mickey D’s? The old man needs Big Mac” Me as a parent 😂
“This isn’t a restaurant” LMFAOO all the tine
I’d ask my mom for 75 cents for a pop..she’d say “come here and I’ll pop you for free”... I never did get that 75 cents
Pop...?
Donovan the Coin Connoisseur the northern way to say “soda” or “fizzy beverage”
@@disgruntledcommenter-o4h bro you’re overthinking it lmao.
"We're having leftovers. This isnt a restaurant!" Lol
"Just rub some dirt on it"
"Second place is first loser". Ahhhhh, the memories. Thank you
I clearly remember my baby boomer dad drinking and smoking cigarettes with his Vietnam Vet buddies and they were trying to convince me to eat a jalapeño pepper for a dollar bill when I was about seven years old. I did it and they all started laughing. Made me the man I am today. Love ya Dad.
@S G zoomer spotted
@S G eating a jalapeno is abuse...well that's news to me. Like bro it's a pepper
@S G People have different senses of humor, dunno what to tell you. A lot of people suffer actual abuse, and your out here saying convincing your kid to eat a pepper is abuse (I mean, it's a jalapeno, it's not a bell pepper, but it really isn't that hot)
@S G I mean, yea. That's a four year old, not a seven year old
@S G Have fun
This was your best video yet. “Go play with that box” was the best line.
The most accurate part about the millennial dad is when he said “no I’m becoming my father” 😂
“Here you go, Keeston. Your non dairy, no crust, grilled cheese” My chest🤣
"Just tell your mom I talked to you about it. I'm going to have a beer."
"Just walk it off, rub some dirt in it" Literally my mom everytime I got hurt.
Megan Bailey My mom was “Let me take care of it” the first day then “walk it off” the next. Obviously when the injuries were more severe, she had 2 days of “let me take care of it.”
Megan Bailey I got grin and bear it
I had to "just shake it out" for a broken bone. We found out my wrist was broken when I broke my forearm about a month later and they told us it was healing. That's some good parenting
I have absolutely told my son to rub some dirt in it, at a baseball game. 😂
@John Taylor No she made him rub dirt in it. Why would she kiss something covered in dirt? Eww
I mean my mom made me walk home, from about a .5 mile, but I still consider it a valuable lesson that I deserved. 😂
"Back in my day we only had one meal a day, we didnt even have forks we had to eat with our hands"
ok boomer
stradoku sick profile pick 🤙🏼
I bet he walked up hill both ways to McDonald’s too.
I'm a millennial, hate the stereotype, and am over the "ok Boomer" catchphrase. How about something original??
Everyone at some point is going to say "back in my day.." to their kids
OK gen Z.
Randy Farrell ok boomer
Randy Farrell ok boomer
That was a little too much caring and attention coming from the boomer dad. Feels more like a gen x dad.
Even my Gen X dad yelled a hell of a lot more then that. Most of it was safety advice but it came out as anger instead of concern.
Nah my gen x dad is an a hole he’s basically the dad representation in the video but way more aggressive and cussing
I think that's the point, boomer dads aren't that bad underneath.
Wow, some people are real bitter towards their dad. I had a boomer dad and I never doubted his love once even though he never said "I love you" and he showed anger towards me and was disappointed and disgusted with me when I made bad decisions. It was all out of love and concern and honesty and he wanted me to be independent and not needy.
@@ericksonjustinAK 100%
The moment you realize you are a boomer dad trapped in a millennial body...
should be called based dad
“I don’t know. Go ask your mom” LOL!!!
"Back in my day, I had to walk two miles to school"
"Uphill both ways"
Continued: "In the snow with no gloves, only a baked potato to keep my hands warm and that was my lunch."
And better not had been late...Lol
I lived on top of a hill and the school was on another hill. So yeah I really did walk uphill both ways. Lol
Is that why you didn't graduate?
Gen X dads left out again. Latchkey kids for life. 😂
That’s because Gen X kinda just sits on the sidelines and watches the world burn haha
That's the point they were never home.
Ridog_ that’s not a good thing
That's cause this should be gen x vs millennial seeing most gen x born 1965 to 80 made millennials 🤷
Justproud Millennials are 1981 through 1995 my brother didn’t make me
" I'll give you a reason to cry."
The boomer birds and the bees one is EXACTLY how I got "the talk" growing up... Which is probably why I had multiple pregnancy scares 🤣
Baby boomer dad too tame. Needs to be more reactive and angry
And checked out. The only time boomer dads gave a shit about you was when you were doing something they could brag to their friends about.
Signed, a former severly concussed HS football player.
Sounds like maybe your dad has anger issues. My dad is the most laid back person in the world.
Gen X didn't even have a dad around to give them any info. I crawled through a window at the end of the day because I didn't even have a key to get in my house ( and they call us the latch key Generation) lol
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My dad was there in my household and I was a latch key kid. I only broke in the house if I lost my key which didn't happen often. I was sure if I was a Gen X but looks like I missed it by 1 year...
@Appalachian Abomination I can relate more to 80 baby's definitely.
Its an okay video but these old heads are glorifying shitty parenting as if caring and listening to your kid makes you a womanly or gay. Oblivious to our generation
And your generation are a bunch of weak, narcissistic, entitled, useless pieces of shit who are destroying the country.
I'm a Millennial dad with a Boomer dad soul.
I feel that
“I don’t care that you’re gay! Clean the f*ckin garage or you’re not getting dinner!”
"But I am going to eat the rest of that burger, (finger snap) give it here."
A real Boomer would have had fish sticks and tater tots
My boomer dad, "Shut that door! I'm not heating/cooling the whole neighborhood!" "I wouldn't walk across the street to see that."
I say that all the time and I’m a millennial mom.
When I'm boomer dad but I'm also a 25 year old mom 😂
“Oh yeah, That seatbelt’s broken” sounds very familiar
When I was a kid, I use to fall up the stairs a lot and instead of “rub some dirt on it,” I got, “Damn it, Ashley. Stop crying and rub it out.” Also, instead of having leftovers, we had “fend for yourself” night. Another good one is when you ask how to spell something, and all you get is “sound it out.” 😂 It’s just my baby boomer mom and I, and we now laugh about it all now
I once told the child of a Gen X friend to rub out a minor injury, and our relationship will never be the same.
Me: I don’t want to play outside anymore
My mom: back in my day my parents would leave me out side till dinner and we didn’t complain
" Finish your plate! There are people starving in China."
"A Christmas Story"...How do little piggies eat?
Boy has China flipped the script?!!
@@randalgibbons8822 Have they?
@@MrRedberd yep
@@randalgibbons8822 I'm not anti-China, but I feel like there is still a lot of poverty.
It was this time in history were the Chinese Government let the Chinese people suffer to build what they have today.
Hearing a name like Keighstyn (you know that’s how it’s spelled!) makes me want to punch a wall.
🤣🤣🤣
I want to kitty punch 😉
“Go play with that box over there” lmao that was gold 😭
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That, “Hey! What did I say?!” as he put the car in park triggered tf outta me. The flashbacks. Lmao.
He says “here you go Keaston” Lol I hate my friends kid names.
This is so on point! I am a Gen X Dad and I fall somewhere in the middle of the parenting style. More like the Boomer Dad
I was just contemplating on how the Gen Xers would be, haha... I think we get grouped in with the Boomers, from the perspective of Gen Z and Millennials. I guess that's to be expected, because didn't someone call us the "forgotten generation"? Because we're sandwiched between two large-population generations: the baby boomers and the millennials.