@@shadiamondtidwell2651 *ONLY JWs can study the Bible* and come to the conclusion that their top 8 elders (Kenneth Cook, Samuel F. Herd, Geoffrey Jackson, Mark Stephen Lett, Gerrit Losch, Anthony Morris III, Mark Sanderson, David H. Splane) are the "faithful & wise slave" that Jesus mentioned in the 2,000+ year old Bible. That this "entity", someone from the Bible lives here today in 2022 in modern day Warwick, New York at JWs headquarters and that they (average JWs) "need to obey" them. JWs believe this. LOL Yes, JWs are a cult! "We *need to obey* the faithful and discreet slave to have Jehovah’s approval." Watchtower 2011 Jul 15 page24 Simplified English Edition "At that time, the lifesaving direction that we receive from Jehovah’s organization may not appear practical from a human standpoint. *All of us must be ready to obey any instructions we may receive, whether these appear sound from a strategic or human standpoint or not."* - Watchtower 2013 Nov 15 p.20 The only thing missing now is the koolaid! Actually, JWs didn't study the Bible and decide that their top elders are who Jesus mentioned in Matthew. Their top elders told average JWs that "they" were Jesus' faithful & wise slave. Average JWs just accepted what these 8 men said. Accepted, never voted on, never discussed, never questioned, just accepted. Yes, JWs are a cult!
Here's a good one from Matt Westwood on Quora, who says: "With faulty logic you can prove anything you want." And goes on to prove his point: 0.6 + 0.6 = 1.2 so rounding to the nearest integer: 1 + 1 = 1 1.4 + 1.4 = 2.8 so rounding to the nearest integer: 1 + 1 = 3 So: 1 = 1 + 1 = 3."
Perfect summation. “Apostolic succession.” Undoubtedly. May jehovah continue to shine your ever increasing speed of light on this important subject Brother Jonas. As splane advised, “Do the math, you’ll see it makes sense”.
Well , thankyou SOO much for that very well explained belief system of JW’s . For. 60yrs,I had trouble unscrambling all that. Now you have made it as clear as mud for us 🤪🤣🤩. Bless you Jonas . I woke up quite depressed today, but now after a good laugh, I think I can cope with another day until Armageddon. Love to you and your lovely lady , and not to forget your lovely goats. They seem to me to be more intelligent that silly sheep that just follow the leader. 🧐😇😇❤️❤️
Matthew 24:9 &14 tell us that there will be great tribulation and then the end will come. Then Revelation 2:10 says this tribulation will last 10 days. Then 2 Peter 3:8 tells us the key to understanding prophecy; a day to Jehovah is like 1,000 years. So the Great Tribulation will last 10,000 years! Thank you so much for clearing this up for me!
That I just didn’t understand this previously, because I wasn’t taking into account that the speed of light is ever increasing. Now that I took that into account I understand everything perfectly.
Hilarious Jonas! The sad but true reality is that, if a GB member presented this exactly as you did, JWs would be trying so hard to follow along. And I would imagine lots of extra study time to try to make sense of it.
Just watched this video again, killing myself with laughter absolutely made my day, the weird thing is it makes perfect sense 😀 brilliant 🐐 like please do a follow up PLEASE.
I might do another if you share the video. I am happy when people share the videos and I get more subscribers… the growth is currently lakking of Jehovah’s blessing
This is absolutely the very best!! Absolute GOLD!!! My favorite is that stars =demons, having a limited time left went to flea markets and have been hiding in flea markets…..thank you so much.
I'm looking forward to part 2 when Jonas uses a JW calculator to finally solve the unsolvable math problem called the "happy ending problem" (n >= 3). Surely, it's grand climax is at hand?
@@TONE60643 😂 nice little comeback. I was raised in it and was giving public talks. As I studied ,just comparing scriptures, I realized what Watchtower was saying wasn't truth but in fact moving us away from being under Christ. Watchtower gives you so much information but yet just like the rest of the world it wasn't truth. They claim to explain scriptures in context but they don't look at the context. Kinda hard to believe huh? 😕 You will find out in two years. The entire world will find out where they stand with God in two years.
@@ManoloVintage a lotta people were raised in it doesnt mean theyre Christians its called unbaptized publishers.God didnt embrace Cain because of his heart so im sure theyre ok with you leaving i honestly wouldnt wanna be around you either if im trynna help you and youre badmouthing me to strangers
@@TONE60643 you can't help me. The things that you value and cherish are the things for the unrighteous and the wicked. Such as going through and suffering in the Great Tribulation. Those who suffer in the Great Tribulation are the unrighteous ones. And gaining life at the end of the Thousand Years is also for the unrighteous. The righteous do not suffer in the Great Tribulation and the righteous gain life immediately after Armageddon. Watchtower has you all happy and looking forward to the "rewards" of the unrighteous. If Jesus is not your mediator and Jehovah is not really your father then you have nothing like the unrighteous. You are in a dangerous religion.
Delicious spiritual food at the proper time! How you kept a straight face through this I'll never know. Was wondering why there were so many baffled JWs in the comments and then remembered the name of the video🤣
I left 25 years ago. If I went back I would have to start from the beginning with a Bible study and go through all the new books to be on board with the teachings. How can it be so different, when I knew it so well, as a full-time pioneer, back then?
What a logical and detailed explanation Jonah. I made a new connection while you were talking. If the stars are elders and 1/3 of the stars are demons.....the logical conclusion is.....you are hilarious.
You are back on top form with this one... It rivals the goat explanation of the overlapping generation... It rivals, but could never equal the goats... The goats was hilarious.. this is hilarious also, but the goats just a little more so... Brilliant... If you know of Basil Fawlty, I think if they ever remade Fawlty Towers I would recommend you to play Basil... If you are not aware of Fawlty Towers it is probably the most loved sitcom ever produced in the UK..
Yes I agree with you completely! John Cleese as Basil in Fawlty towers is the absolute best! I will never get bored of that series. It is the best ever done. We watched it on swedish TV when we were small. It was called "pang 💥 i bygget" = explosion in the building haha. And I think goatlike is suitable for the remake as you said
Here’s something else I don’t understand that maybe you could explain. I was invited to an upcoming memorial service. According to Jesus, he said keep doing this in remembrance of me. Yet, when you attend one of these memorial services, no one partakes of the bread and wine. Instead, they just pass it around. So this is a direct in-your-face denial of what they were instructed to do by Jesus. I find this utterly confusing in the contradiction. Ok, so you can give me the heavenly class and earthly hope arguments, but was that distinction made at the last supper on Jesus’ whiteboard and nobody in attendance thought that was worth writing down for posterity?
The calculations make it more scientific. Maybe it is not completely crystal clear how everything is connected but as it is so deeply calculated it must be correct even if it is changing with increasing light over time until it is a perfect light
😄 my brother, this is hilarious and sooooooooooo accurate. I always felt like I was just slow. I'd sit at the book study feel like I was missing something because I didn't want to admit to myself that they were just making shit up and did not know what they were talking about. If you ever make it out to Austin, Texas hit me up. We'll get some barbecue and I'll give you a bottle of my mead. Keep it up brother!
I would love to come to Texas. Remind me of your offer if I ever anounse that I am going to the evil empire. My wife have been to the US many times and want to go back.
@@GoatlikePersonality absolutely! If you make it out by the 15th of April we can go to the Memorial and eat crackers and wine and see how they react to two bearded apostates claiming to be of the anointed
Thank you Brother Jonas. We had a book study overseer that looked a little like you ( never wore a bow tie though), however even though we studied the big red book 4 times (or was it 5?) he never explained as well as you did.
I was born and raised by that cult and nowhere did I learn by them the big majority of everything said in this video! And if it's sarcastic, I don't know if it is as I am Autistic and never understood sarcasm, I always takes things said completly literraly! When he explain the 3 = 1, he was in fact explaining the Trinity doctrine of Catholics, and when he said that Jesus and Jehovah are the Alpha and the Omega, the 2 of them, he really lost me on that, it never have been taught by them, they always said that the alpha and the omega was and always have been Jehovah. The Holy Spirit for them is the reacting force of Jehovah, and Jehovah & Jesus are not the same, they are not part of a trinity as what they teach. If someone reading this thinks, I'm someone taking sides with Jehovah's Witnesses, I'm not, I just express what I have been taught since I was born, I left that cult in 2018 and consider myself now as agnostic! Anyway, if one thing is sure, is that this cult is destroying too many lives and leads so many to be forced to suicide themselves!
@@noahb4645 Because I don't believe there is a god ou there that really care about us, and if there is really a god, he abandonned us a reaally long time ago! I believe more that what people call god, I call it just the law of the universe!
Not only a great video but the ad that came up during the streaming was so apropos 🙂. The ad was for Werther’s candy floating in front of a background which was a whiteboard hung on a wood panelled wall. It was all so similar to Jonas’ set. Jonas you are getting so creative these days. Really enjoying it ! 😝🤣😂
And lived in a mansion that had fallen into disrepair at the hands of certain enemies within His circle.. Bless!! And thank you for the enlightenment!! :) 🤩
Yes absolutely hilarious! You're always a very funny guy, I recall your video about the overlapping genereation, one younger goat at the back of an elder one, yes key to understanding, lol :-)
😂😂😂 All the time I was expecting one or two of the goats to force their way into the room and take over the lesson in everlasting life. Hilarious. Wonderful teaching. David Splane will be proud of you😂😂
Actually I did 4 takes. I did it without a script and could have keept going for another hour with redicoulus doctrine. But i keept a straight face all the time, because i find it easy to talk like a jw. I used to be one :-)
Just lovely! You really had me at fleamarket tho. Great modulation, a+ on animated gestures. Really seeing your progress with the theocratic ministry school (or whatever they call it these days) shine thru 😂😂
The GB are correct, who needs higher education, your calculations are as clear as mud to us unschooled peasants, thanks for another great comedy session. Cheers from NZ.
I don't think even Jesus understands the absurd dogma of the Watchtower. The Watchtower is the only cult to split the words of Jesus by dividing one hope into two hopes.
What’s so funny now is that I thought Jesus was a JW. 🤪😂 I had a hard time wrapping my head around him not being when I left & heard “worldly” people (Christians) talk about him differently and it actually made more sense than JW’s teachings.
Boy are you smart! You make it sound so plausible, much better than Splaine explaining that convoluted overlapping generation thing. One question for you, where do us non-believers fit In? Yes you deserve a Nobel peace prize, more so than Putin!
Thanks Jonas, I didn’t pay any attention after 2003, so you gave a great briefing on what I missed. If I had heard any of this when it was brand new light I would have been POMO sooner.
I know space on whiteboard is limited for showing these revealing calculations that my salvation, but I was disappointed that the Russell's Great Pyramid of Giza aka "the Stone Witness" which helped him unlock the secret of 1914, wasn't included. OK I know it is "old light", but I'm secretly hoping the GB will have revelation that it's back ... especially because Jesus heartily approved of it in 1919! This was very good video, gave me a big smile
Goatlike (I so love you btw), apparently Charles T Russell did perform an actual physical miracle. Russell made the Great Pyramid of Giza [God’s stone witness] grow - by 41 inches! To shift the Adventist 1874 when Christ had come to reign, to become 1915! The one thing I like about Russell was his hustle: going from USA Adventist religious mania, onto Egyptology with Pyramids and putting the sun disk as a logo on his “Studies in the Scriptures” 6 volume set. Today Russell would have been trying to become viral on TikTok to pump his IBSA token crypto coin - his 6 volumes would instead have a derivative of the BitCoin symbol today ☺️
Excellent quantitative analysis and derivation demonstrating with utmost confidence and scientific rigor that the JW’s have the truth and that the GB is directed by the Holy Spirit. The derivation and concomitant exegesis is complex, convoluted, abstruse and hard to fathom but the conclusion is inescapable! Thank you Dr. Goatlike Personality for this fine scientific proof!!
This is so ridiculous it’s funny 😄😅😂🤣 I used to be a witness and at one time I believed this nonsense, it’s doesn’t make any sense to me now maybe it’s because I WOKE UP from it.
This is absolutely hilarious! It makes just as much sense as anything else within that cult! 😂
cult?
It’s not a cult it’s a religion we’re so similar to Muslims just shut up
@@shadiamondtidwell2651 *ONLY JWs can study the Bible* and come to the conclusion that their top 8 elders (Kenneth Cook, Samuel F. Herd, Geoffrey Jackson, Mark Stephen Lett, Gerrit Losch, Anthony Morris III, Mark Sanderson, David H. Splane) are the "faithful & wise slave" that Jesus mentioned in the 2,000+ year old Bible. That this "entity", someone from the Bible lives here today in 2022 in modern day Warwick, New York at JWs headquarters and that they (average JWs) "need to obey" them. JWs believe this. LOL Yes, JWs are a cult!
"We *need to obey* the faithful and discreet slave to have Jehovah’s approval." Watchtower 2011 Jul 15 page24 Simplified English Edition
"At that time, the lifesaving direction that we receive from Jehovah’s organization may not appear practical from a human standpoint. *All of us must be ready to obey any instructions we may receive, whether these appear sound from a strategic or human standpoint or not."* - Watchtower 2013 Nov 15 p.20
The only thing missing now is the koolaid!
Actually, JWs didn't study the Bible and decide that their top elders are who Jesus mentioned in Matthew. Their top elders told average JWs that "they" were Jesus' faithful & wise slave. Average JWs just accepted what these 8 men said. Accepted, never voted on, never discussed, never questioned, just accepted. Yes, JWs are a cult!
Cult? no one is talking about trump supporters.
@@fresh630 same, cult mentality
Here's a good one from Matt Westwood on Quora, who says:
"With faulty logic you can prove anything you want."
And goes on to prove his point:
0.6 + 0.6 = 1.2
so rounding to the nearest integer:
1 + 1 = 1
1.4 + 1.4 = 2.8
so rounding to the nearest integer:
1 + 1 = 3
So:
1 = 1 + 1 = 3."
Perfect summation.
“Apostolic succession.”
Undoubtedly.
May jehovah continue to shine your ever increasing speed of light on this important subject Brother Jonas. As splane advised, “Do the math, you’ll see it makes sense”.
Thanks for the New Light. Now I am convinced, from this moment on I consider my self a GOAT witness because I can see you, you are not invisible
You are beginning to sound more like Goat-like than yourself.🤣 Goat-like is definitely having a great effect upon you and upon most of us...
@@Ed30675 I am a fan
Well , thankyou SOO much for that very well explained belief system of JW’s . For. 60yrs,I had trouble unscrambling all that. Now you have made it as clear as mud for us 🤪🤣🤩. Bless you Jonas . I woke up quite depressed today, but now after a good laugh, I think I can cope with another day until Armageddon. Love to you and your lovely lady , and not to forget your lovely goats. They seem to me to be more intelligent that silly sheep that just follow the leader. 🧐😇😇❤️❤️
I don't know how you keep a straight face filming this. It was terrific!
Thanks Jonas. Loved the fact that that the demons since 1914 have been hiding in fleamarkets!
I always thought that they were hiding in flea markets. Them sneaky demons! That's why I never buy anything at flea markets!
@@jimbobaggans1564 especially the vacuum cleaners. That seems to be their favorite. I've heard a vacuum story at every Hall I attended. 😳
Yes, it’s very clear to see. Now I understand.
🤣
The demons went to the flea markets ROFLMAO!!!!
Correct today- Incorrect tomorrow! Light keeps getting brighter. GB mission to keep all confused. Back to the drawing board again and again….
Matthew 24:9 &14 tell us that there will be great tribulation and then the end will come.
Then Revelation 2:10 says this tribulation will last 10 days.
Then 2 Peter 3:8 tells us the key to understanding prophecy; a day to Jehovah is like 1,000 years.
So the Great Tribulation will last 10,000 years!
Thank you so much for clearing this up for me!
That I just didn’t understand this previously, because I wasn’t taking into account that the speed of light is ever increasing. Now that I took that into account I understand everything perfectly.
Hilarious Jonas! The sad but true reality is that, if a GB member presented this exactly as you did, JWs would be trying so hard to follow along. And I would imagine lots of extra study time to try to make sense of it.
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This is so true! I remember wracking my brain over stuff like this only to be left feeling frustrated and very stupid.
Just watched this video again, killing myself with laughter absolutely made my day, the weird thing is it makes perfect sense 😀 brilliant 🐐 like please do a follow up PLEASE.
I might do another if you share the video. I am happy when people share the videos and I get more subscribers… the growth is currently lakking of Jehovah’s blessing
“They knew they had a limited time so they went to flea markets” 😂😂😂
I actually used to believe this garbage! What was I thinking??? Oh wait, I wasn't thinking.
We both were impressed with the "genious" that understood it, because we thought they were better then us
@@GoatlikePersonality Now we know, that they were dumber than us.
They only knew how to open a spiritual door in our head and slip inside like a thief in the night
Such a simple explanation and so easy to understand. Why can’t others see it?
This is absolutely the very best!! Absolute GOLD!!! My favorite is that stars =demons, having a limited time left went to flea markets and have been hiding in flea markets…..thank you so much.
Ironically, this is the clearest explanation of JW eschatology I have ever seen. By clear, I mean….
Thank you for clarifying the key to prophetic interpretations professor Goatlike Personality!
I'm looking forward to part 2 when Jonas uses a JW calculator to finally solve the unsolvable math problem called the "happy ending problem" (n >= 3). Surely, it's grand climax is at hand?
Yes
Happy Ending? Are there pillows involved?
and this is about the time I could use my super power ability honed at the meetings to fall asleep with my eyes wide open.
Look at you, all “scholarly”! 😍
I love the professor look and your videos always get a thumbs up from me 👍
Just like a Kingdom Hall meeting I've learned so much and walked away with so little.
Then you went there just to go no to learn anything
@@TONE60643 😂 nice little comeback. I was raised in it and was giving public talks. As I studied ,just comparing scriptures, I realized what Watchtower was saying wasn't truth but in fact moving us away from being under Christ.
Watchtower gives you so much information but yet just like the rest of the world it wasn't truth. They claim to explain scriptures in context but they don't look at the context. Kinda hard to believe huh? 😕
You will find out in two years. The entire world will find out where they stand with God in two years.
@@ManoloVintage the lies you tell
@@ManoloVintage a lotta people were raised in it doesnt mean theyre Christians its called unbaptized publishers.God didnt embrace Cain because of his heart so im sure theyre ok with you leaving i honestly wouldnt wanna be around you either if im trynna help you and youre badmouthing me to strangers
@@TONE60643 you can't help me. The things that you value and cherish are the things for the unrighteous and the wicked. Such as going through and suffering in the Great Tribulation. Those who suffer in the Great Tribulation are the unrighteous ones. And gaining life at the end of the Thousand Years is also for the unrighteous. The righteous do not suffer in the Great Tribulation and the righteous gain life immediately after Armageddon. Watchtower has you all happy and looking forward to the "rewards" of the unrighteous. If Jesus is not your mediator and Jehovah is not really your father then you have nothing like the unrighteous. You are in a dangerous religion.
Exactly how I understood History and Algebra in High School. 😆
This is my favorite exjw video on TH-cam. Most of this would whoosh over many current and Ex jws, but how you made this in one take is amazing.
This is the when ADHD and apostasy work together. :-D I am proud I did it ad lip in one take without editing.
@@GoatlikePersonality amazing job
Delicious spiritual food at the proper time! How you kept a straight face through this I'll never know.
Was wondering why there were so many baffled JWs in the comments and then remembered the name of the video🤣
This is great! I couldn't stop laughing 🤣
Thank you so much for clearing all that fog I had in my mind trying to understand it all. Wonderfully done. Enjoy every minute of it. 😂
Oh, I am so glad I know all of this! It’s so clear and obvious! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
1 year at MS School is better than 100 years in Uni!!
You are hilarious and spot on exposing WT nonsensical ever changing beliefs!! ❤️
I left 25 years ago. If I went back I would have to start from the beginning with a Bible study and go through all the new books to be on board with the teachings. How can it be so different, when I knew it so well, as a full-time pioneer, back then?
@@marfta7414 Don't go back do your own research.
Just realized that JWs no longer use the Revelation book. It's now old light 🤔
Now they decide to get rid of it🙄. How many times did we have to study it??? I think it was like a million.
THank you! Haven't laughed so hard in a long time! The demons are hiding in flea markets? That explains everything!
I think you would like my video with overlapping generations
Demons in flea markets so true. We were told don't buy any ornaments or paintings etc as u will bring the demons home 🤔so glad i am out
Demons hiding in flea markets since 1914!!!😂
What a logical and detailed explanation Jonah. I made a new connection while you were talking. If the stars are elders and 1/3 of the stars are demons.....the logical conclusion is.....you are hilarious.
Morning Jonas , Missed your Videos my friend
This is pure gold 😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥
This is exactly how they sound when Splaining stuffs. 🤣🤣
David Splaining
I am so at peace with myself, NOT belonging to ANY religion. How about you.
I created my own religion. Search for the norwegian goat cult, and you will be enlightened
Absolutely amazing, I am dying with laughter, I'm going to watch it again, by the way it makes perfect sense to me 😆 🤣 😂
You are back on top form with this one... It rivals the goat explanation of the overlapping generation... It rivals, but could never equal the goats... The goats was hilarious.. this is hilarious also, but the goats just a little more so... Brilliant...
If you know of Basil Fawlty, I think if they ever remade Fawlty Towers I would recommend you to play Basil... If you are not aware of Fawlty Towers it is probably the most loved sitcom ever produced in the UK..
Yes I agree with you completely!
John Cleese as Basil in Fawlty towers is the absolute best! I will never get bored of that series. It is the best ever done. We watched it on swedish TV when we were small. It was called "pang 💥 i bygget" = explosion in the building haha. And I think goatlike is suitable for the remake as you said
Que?
@@GoatlikePersonality
Ahaha haha 😂
😂😂😂😂. Now it’s absolutely clear to me Jonas, you are a genius and a loss to watchtower. They need you to understand the truth. Well done.
It’s so obvious..🤩
.. sign me up..
should I send my credit card number.??
Your life depends on it
Thanks Jonas😅👏 for explaining the eight governing body member's babbling.
Here’s something else I don’t understand that maybe you could explain. I was invited to an upcoming memorial service. According to Jesus, he said keep doing this in remembrance of me. Yet, when you attend one of these memorial services, no one partakes of the bread and wine. Instead, they just pass it around. So this is a direct in-your-face denial of what they were instructed to do by Jesus. I find this utterly confusing in the contradiction. Ok, so you can give me the heavenly class and earthly hope arguments, but was that distinction made at the last supper on Jesus’ whiteboard and nobody in attendance thought that was worth writing down for posterity?
It's funny how literally nobody in Jesus' day believed anything JWs believe
Absolutely a gem of a video! Thank you so much. Not even a JW (girlfriend once was) but this was great. Thank you, had to subscribe.
I am so glad you cleared this up.
The calculations make it more scientific. Maybe it is not completely crystal clear how everything is connected but as it is so deeply calculated it must be correct even if it is changing with increasing light over time until it is a perfect light
I am sorry for that I lost you there after about a quarter, so I will have to rewind ⏪ it some minutes and listen harder
I totally howled! This is the absolute best explanation I have ever heard!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
You are such a HOOT!!!!!! Another great video.
Thanx, I am uploading another now...
😄 my brother, this is hilarious and sooooooooooo accurate. I always felt like I was just slow. I'd sit at the book study feel like I was missing something because I didn't want to admit to myself that they were just making shit up and did not know what they were talking about. If you ever make it out to Austin, Texas hit me up. We'll get some barbecue and I'll give you a bottle of my mead. Keep it up brother!
I would love to come to Texas. Remind me of your offer if I ever anounse that I am going to the evil empire. My wife have been to the US many times and want to go back.
@@GoatlikePersonality absolutely! If you make it out by the 15th of April we can go to the Memorial and eat crackers and wine and see how they react to two bearded apostates claiming to be of the anointed
@@f4rnsworth138 I might be fun, but I wont do it. I dont do disrespectful things. It might hurt serious activism. But go ahead and tell me how it went
@@GoatlikePersonality lol. I wouldn't actually do that either. I just find it a little cathartic to joke about it
Thank you Brother Jonas. We had a book study overseer that looked a little like you ( never wore a bow tie though), however even though we studied the big red book 4 times (or was it 5?) he never explained as well as you did.
Jonas needs to get on Countdown with those top maths skills!
I was born and raised by that cult and nowhere did I learn by them the big majority of everything said in this video! And if it's sarcastic, I don't know if it is as I am Autistic and never understood sarcasm, I always takes things said completly literraly! When he explain the 3 = 1, he was in fact explaining the Trinity doctrine of Catholics, and when he said that Jesus and Jehovah are the Alpha and the Omega, the 2 of them, he really lost me on that, it never have been taught by them, they always said that the alpha and the omega was and always have been Jehovah. The Holy Spirit for them is the reacting force of Jehovah, and Jehovah & Jesus are not the same, they are not part of a trinity as what they teach.
If someone reading this thinks, I'm someone taking sides with Jehovah's Witnesses, I'm not, I just express what I have been taught since I was born, I left that cult in 2018 and consider myself now as agnostic! Anyway, if one thing is sure, is that this cult is destroying too many lives and leads so many to be forced to suicide themselves!
I enjoyed eating this comment. Thanx
@@noahb4645 Because I don't believe there is a god ou there that really care about us, and if there is really a god, he abandonned us a reaally long time ago! I believe more that what people call god, I call it just the law of the universe!
Not only a great video but the ad that came up during the streaming was so apropos 🙂. The ad was for Werther’s candy floating in front of a background which was a whiteboard hung on a wood panelled wall. It was all so similar to Jonas’ set.
Jonas you are getting so creative these days. Really enjoying it ! 😝🤣😂
And lived in a mansion that had fallen into disrepair at the hands of certain enemies within His circle..
Bless!! And thank you for the enlightenment!! :) 🤩
Yes absolutely hilarious! You're always a very funny guy, I recall your video about the overlapping genereation, one younger goat at the back of an elder one, yes key to understanding, lol :-)
😂😂😂 All the time I was expecting one or two of the goats to force their way into the room and take over the lesson in everlasting life. Hilarious.
Wonderful teaching. David Splane will be proud of you😂😂
Wait! Wait! You can't believe anything Moses said about talking to a burning bush and getting the Ten Commandments! Two Witness Rule!
🤣🤣🤣🤣 you're awesome and I so appreciate your time, perspective, story and humor!!! Hella funny
Just lost half of my family to this cult, I don't even know what to do anymore....my dad keeps repeating "but they speak 1000 languages...."
Perfectly explained Jonas! I'm so happy to receive this amzing abundance of spiritual food at the proper time 😂
Disappointed you did not add an `outtakes` section at the end. There is no way you could have maintained a straight face through the entire process.
Actually I did 4 takes. I did it without a script and could have keept going for another hour with redicoulus doctrine. But i keept a straight face all the time, because i find it easy to talk like a jw. I used to be one :-)
Hysterical satire. Do more.
I will. Please help me growing the channel by sharing the video :-D
This cracked me up lol, the demons had been hiding at flea markets! 😂😂😂😂😂👏👏👏
Hi woman, great to see you! Haven’t seen your vids in a long time, I loved watching them. You were always on fire 🔥.
@@dogsdroolllquinavancepasre6756 Hey👋, thanks. Busy with life 😁 xx
@@womanofthenang3210
Well that’s a great thing, nice 😊 seeing you again in this chat.
Take care.
Absolutely hilarious I completely understand it now
Glad I could help
You'd make a Hell ( Hades/ Sheol)of a Watchtower study Conductor. I'd GO BACK to the Kingdom just to hear you.
Ah you are so loved Jonas xx greetings to your lovely wife xxxx
I think the Apostle John was smoking the same stuff that you've been smoking lately well done you conveyed a very important message
You SOUND like Tony Morris after some Hennesy
I think Tony is s scotch man. And not the cheap stuff either
Just lovely! You really had me at fleamarket tho.
Great modulation, a+ on animated gestures. Really seeing your progress with the theocratic ministry school (or whatever they call it these days) shine thru 😂😂
Holly Molly! How I hated maths in college! I don't understand how I put up with this crap during 25 years. Anyways I love your equation!
Hey, with your math, complete my taxes, please!
I already did. You owe me 10%
@@GoatlikePersonality Thank you
This has to be the best video ever!
Ahahaha. Brilliant. Get yer ass down here to Italy for some pasta and laughter.
Watchtower logic would confuse even Jehovah
The GB are correct, who needs higher education, your calculations are as clear as mud to us unschooled peasants, thanks for another great comedy session. Cheers from NZ.
and he understands the timelines better than russell and the gb!!!!
I don't think even Jesus understands the absurd dogma of the Watchtower. The Watchtower is the only cult to split the words of Jesus by dividing one hope into two hopes.
What’s so funny now is that I thought Jesus was a JW. 🤪😂
I had a hard time wrapping my head around him not being when I left & heard “worldly” people (Christians) talk about him differently and it actually made more sense than JW’s teachings.
@@dogsdroolllquinavancepasre6756 1000% agree. Bonjour de France (Coulommiers 77).
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Bonjour 👍
@@dogsdroolllquinavancepasre6756 Are you French ? Your pseudonym (qui n'avance pas recule) makes me ask the question.
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Yes, my family is French. Being in California though I don’t use my native language anymore, sadly.
Boy are you smart! You make it sound so plausible, much better than Splaine explaining that convoluted overlapping generation thing. One question for you, where do us non-believers fit In? Yes you deserve a Nobel peace prize, more so than Putin!
You got my vote for the Nobel Prize 🖐
Thanks Jonas, I didn’t pay any attention after 2003, so you gave a great briefing on what I missed. If I had heard any of this when it was brand new light I would have been POMO sooner.
Wow Goatlike, that's impressive 🤣. See you in paradise 😂
Demons hiding in flea markets 😂😂😂😂. Absolute gold, can’t stop laughing 😂 laughing 😂
I know space on whiteboard is limited for showing these revealing calculations that my salvation, but I was disappointed that the Russell's Great Pyramid of Giza aka "the Stone Witness" which helped him unlock the secret of 1914, wasn't included. OK I know it is "old light", but I'm secretly hoping the GB will have revelation that it's back ... especially because Jesus heartily approved of it in 1919!
This was very good video, gave me a big smile
Goatlike (I so love you btw), apparently Charles T Russell did perform an actual physical miracle.
Russell made the Great Pyramid of Giza [God’s stone witness] grow - by 41 inches!
To shift the Adventist 1874 when Christ had come to reign, to become 1915!
The one thing I like about Russell was his hustle: going from USA Adventist religious mania, onto Egyptology with Pyramids and putting the sun disk as a logo on his “Studies in the Scriptures” 6 volume set.
Today Russell would have been trying to become viral on TikTok to pump his IBSA token crypto coin - his 6 volumes would instead have a derivative of the BitCoin symbol today ☺️
Only you could do a video like this.....Brilliant
Awesome video brother.
Excellent quantitative analysis and derivation demonstrating with utmost confidence and scientific rigor that the JW’s have the truth and that the GB is directed by the Holy Spirit.
The derivation and concomitant exegesis is complex, convoluted, abstruse and hard to fathom but the conclusion is inescapable! Thank you Dr. Goatlike Personality for this fine scientific proof!!
😂 indubitably!!
I couldn’t have said it better myself 🤣😂🤣
Did you TEACH Pioneer school TOO?
I now have a healthy panic, I thank you.
Omgggg this is hilarious!!! I cannot stop laughing 😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣 GB/JW “CONTROL POWER AND MONEY 💰 “ and nothing else 😂😅😆
Brilliant! So much fun!
No chance that white shirt was gonna stay free from the black pen!
I watched 30 seconds of this video and then suddenly I saw the light..ROFL
This is so ridiculous it’s funny 😄😅😂🤣 I used to be a witness and at one time I believed this nonsense, it’s doesn’t make any sense to me now maybe it’s because I WOKE UP from it.
Demons hiding in flee markets 🤣🤣🤣. You are so funny... How utterly bonkers the whole thing is
I dont know... satan invented math so...
The leader of the original church kept making doomsday predictions and kept being wrong. F R A U D.
The best attempt I have ever seen at Jehovah's Witness math it changes all the time,and you have to just trust the Governing Body
Almighty Bob = mc3
I hope you are among my 144.000 subscribers
Great Jonas!
You are just the very best ♥️