If I had a lawn, I would seed it with dandelions. Their seeds would spread and mess with the perfect lawns of all the Hank Hill type lawn-obsessives. And my yard would look really groovy.
THEY ARE NOT WEEDS they are part of the sunflower family also they're perennial herb of the genus Taraxacum of the family Asteraceae, native to Eurasia but widespread throughout much of temperate North America. The most familiar species is officinale and has alot of health benefits
He should have been put in his place when he started using foul language at 10:50. I'm sorry you had to put up with that when you're just doing your job.
In a sense, the dandelion can be a symbol of life. It is a plain and unimpressive weed, nearly impossible to remove because of its spectacularly strong roots. Then, when it goes to seed, it is suddenly beautiful, fluffy, and white, standing proudly above the grass and weeds. But then finally, one strong wind will blow and its beautiful geometry is gone. The dandelion tattoo can remind you to enjoy every moment that you are blessed to have. It shows that life is both tenacious and delicate and we only have one chance to make the most of it. The dandelion can also be associated with hope and dreams that come true. Because when children blow on dandelion fluff, they close their eyes and make a wish. When they see a dandelion head, they are reminded of all the things they have and will wish for. Some of us are lucky enough to have our dreams come true. In such cases, the dandelion tattoo can be worn to symbolize how dreams came true. A variety of superstitions and magical beliefs are associated with dandelions. One folktale says that when a child finds one, the size of the stalk shows how much they will grow in the coming year; other tales say the dandelion can be used to find out how long you will live, what year you will marry, and how many children you will have. It is also believed that when a dandelion is added to a wedding bouquet, the bride and groom will have good luck. If you blow the dandelion and all the seedlings fall off, you are loved. If you blow the dandelion and make a wish, if all the fluff blows away, your wish will come true. The Dandelion has the ability to grow in many different types of land; they thrive in moist areas that have full sun but can also grow in the shade and where it is dry. This is due to the fact that the Dandelion produces a type of root called a “taproot” which is capable of going as deep as 3 feet into the soil, in order to find water, which makes it capable of surviving through dry spells.
Seriously, people in my home state of California, which never gets enough rain, would do well to have dandelion lawns. Oh, and if you rub a dandelion on your chin and your chin turns yellow, it's supposed to mean that you love butter.
When someone in the phone starts getting angry or raising their voice you need to start interjecting with "NOW LISTEN HERE" and go on to make absolutely ridiculous point that may even be unrelated lmao. Mucho love.
This is a great premise for a joke because then you can spin it as if the dandelions are endangered in your area and that it would be illegal to do anything to them before they flower.
lmfao the person who doesn't want dandelions in his lawn works in advertising, something that doesn't provide any vital vitamins and minerals for your family
I've noticed that with a lot of these lawn treatment calls, the person on the other end of the line often suddenly notices a change in their lawn. The power of suggestion is probably bringing fantasies of a free lawn makeover and/or huge settlement to these people, which tells me a lot of these so-called victims would gladly bullshit their way to riches if given the opportunity.
The dandelion is the only flower that represents the 3 celestial bodies of the sun, moon and stars. The yellow flower resembles the sun, the puff ball resembles the moon and the dispersing seeds resemble the stars.
Lol how many times did he say POINT BLANK and PERIOD. I find it so funny how long he stayed on the call . I think you helped him. He was probably very lonely before you called.
How many times can this guy go in a loop? Brad is a master of keeping people in loops.. "I think I am better at my job than you are at yours." Yeah you are...
The Dandelion's Dance Oh, dandelion, bright and free, A golden sunburst on the sea Of emerald fields, where you stand tall, A humble bloom that graces all. No velvet petals, soft and grand, Yet you adorn the simplest land With cheerful blooms that boldly shine, A little sun for hearts to find. A wish upon the summer breeze, You scatter seeds with playful ease, And though the world may call you "weed," You dance in freedom, wild indeed. For children know your secret worth, The laughter you inspire, the mirth; They gather you with gleeful eyes, To make a wish beneath blue skies. You bloom where others fear to grow, In cracks and crevices, you show That beauty thrives in every place, A testament to nature's grace. And when your golden days are done, You lift your face towards the sun, A halo soft of silver white, A whispered prayer, a kiss goodnight. So let the roses have their fame, And lilies bear a grander name, For dandelions, strong and bright, Are stars that bloom in morning's light.
It's funny that you do a dandelion prank, I am actually trying to grow them in my garden. I got sick of trying to eradicate them then someone said you could eat them and make a coffee with the roots. So I'm trying it now
One of the best pranks by PLA and I’m a HUGE FAN! The first time I heard one of his prank call I laughed for 12 hours non stop my stomach hurt so much. I had to take breaks
Grass is actually a weed and dandelions are tiny sunflowers. People argue dandelions are weeds and that isn't correct. So next time you get a lawncare call and they ask you to kill all the weeds, kill all the GRASS :)
... weed as a term has no botanical purpose it just means any plant growing where you dont want it but clearly you dont have the brain capacity to understand that -_-
He doesn't care about 🐝? He should have asked him does he like to eat. I can't stand rich snobs who try and out do the snob who lives next door, who's trying to out do the snob next to them.
I enjoy these yard-loving old men who get get salty in one sentence. #idea Tell people they can no longer landscape their yards because it has been included in the new wildlife sanctuary for butterflies.
This is one of Brad’s masterpieces.
You are right this was brilliant. He really knows how to interface with other people's nuances. It is like watching a puppet show.
Dandelions are good for bees and wildlife, they're a source of food for many insects during early spring.
Moot what are you doing here
@@GloomDev Beeing myself apparently.
@@GloomDev thats exactly what I'm wondering too.
Nobody gives a shit!
They make great greens and tea for humans too!
They also have curative properties!
This video actually made me appreciate dandelions more. Thanks Steve-Dave!
"I don't want any yellows in my yard"
"Sir that's racist"
:')
It's not racist, he is talking about weeds, not Asians
@@wooshbait36 shit, I'm talking about the weeds too, u know what I mean...
🌿 😏 😤 😊 😃
lmfao topkek
@@wooshbait36it actually was racist the way he said it
"We can spray paint them green so it looks like grass" left him speechless 🤣
I'm lovin these trugreen calls. Great idea, its so believable. Lol
@redxpen Brad Carter the Prank Call Martyr
We need more dandelion facts in 2023!
If I had a lawn, I would seed it with dandelions. Their seeds would spread and mess with the perfect lawns of all the Hank Hill type lawn-obsessives. And my yard would look really groovy.
Lmao!! I tell you wwwhat
@@sneakerfreak2002 yep
Is this legal? Can they make you get in trouble for doing that?
@@citricdemonbuy a house in the country not the city limits, avoid covenants/HOAs.....and LIVE HAPPILY. God bless. 🙏
That "shut up" was so perfectly timed
Listen to it again and give me timestamp, I'm buy company owner
He believed the "Prank Call Call Center" line? Holy shit...
Unbelievable that we still have racism towards dandelions in 2021 smh.
Plantism, not racism.
We don't need no stinkin dandelions. This is top5 snowplow moments.
Apparently getting weeds in his yard is comparable to losing a parent.
that's pretentious suburbians for you. wish people stopped caring so much about something so small and stupid
@@hairyballbastic8943 calm down Karen it was a joke!
Actually they're not weeds, they're in the same family of flower as sunflowers
THEY ARE NOT WEEDS they are part of the sunflower family also they're perennial herb of the genus Taraxacum of the family Asteraceae, native to Eurasia but widespread throughout much of temperate North America. The most familiar species is officinale and has alot of health benefits
If the person that owns the land doesn't want the the plant, then it's a weed. It's part of the definition
"Steve what?"
"Correct!"
😂😂😂
Steve Nurseburn
I love how pissed he was getting while you were trying to convince him how awesome dandelions were 😂
I think this call is your magnum opus. I've listened to it a couple dozen times
"Quit talkin' history! I don't give a SHIT!"
"What do you get outta this?!?"
I love it. F**king brilliant!
Should have told him he would look so flamboyant with a lawn covered in dandelions, his entire neighborhood would know exactly how happy a guy he is.
i need more dandelion facts
you can make a coffee like beverage by drying, charring and boiling their roots :)
He doesn't care about the bumble bees!
His yard has to be like everyone else's, dammit!
He doesn't like prank calls yet he's contributing to the humor of this one so much!
He should have been put in his place when he started using foul language at 10:50. I'm sorry you had to put up with that when you're just doing your job.
Dandelions were brought to North America aboard the ship The Mayflower.
Lmao he went dark on his example of a prank call ....lol love that crazy old man
In a sense, the dandelion can be a symbol of life. It is a plain and unimpressive weed, nearly impossible to remove because of its spectacularly strong roots. Then, when it goes to seed, it is suddenly beautiful, fluffy, and white, standing proudly above the grass and weeds. But then finally, one strong wind will blow and its beautiful geometry is gone. The dandelion tattoo can remind you to enjoy every moment that you are blessed to have. It shows that life is both tenacious and delicate and we only have one chance to make the most of it.
The dandelion can also be associated with hope and dreams that come true. Because when children blow on dandelion fluff, they close their eyes and make a wish. When they see a dandelion head, they are reminded of all the things they have and will wish for. Some of us are lucky enough to have our dreams come true. In such cases, the dandelion tattoo can be worn to symbolize how dreams came true.
A variety of superstitions and magical beliefs are associated with dandelions. One folktale says that when a child finds one, the size of the stalk shows how much they will grow in the coming year; other tales say the dandelion can be used to find out how long you will live, what year you will marry, and how many children you will have. It is also believed that when a dandelion is added to a wedding bouquet, the bride and groom will have good luck. If you blow the dandelion and all the seedlings fall off, you are loved. If you blow the dandelion and make a wish, if all the fluff blows away, your wish will come true.
The Dandelion has the ability to grow in many
different types of land; they thrive in moist areas that have full sun
but can also grow in the shade and where it is dry. This is due to the
fact that the Dandelion produces a type of root called a “taproot” which
is capable of going as deep as 3 feet into the soil, in order to find
water, which makes it capable of surviving through dry spells.
Seriously, people in my home state of California, which never gets enough rain, would do well to have dandelion lawns. Oh, and if you rub a dandelion on your chin and your chin turns yellow, it's supposed to mean that you love butter.
Cool story bro
@@DemimondeMesilaThraam wow that would be so cool having lawns full of bugs and pests you are a genius for sure
When someone in the phone starts getting angry or raising their voice you need to start interjecting with "NOW LISTEN HERE" and go on to make absolutely ridiculous point that may even be unrelated lmao.
Mucho love.
This is a great premise for a joke because then you can spin it as if the dandelions are endangered in your area and that it would be illegal to do anything to them before they flower.
lmfao the person who doesn't want dandelions in his lawn works in advertising, something that doesn't provide any vital vitamins and minerals for your family
He actually sounded like Sam I am 😂😂😂
You meant to say Guy Am I, right? Sam's the happy-go-lucky one and Guy's the grumpy stick-in-the-mud.
I've noticed that with a lot of these lawn treatment calls, the person on the other end of the line often suddenly notices a change in their lawn. The power of suggestion is probably bringing fantasies of a free lawn makeover and/or huge settlement to these people, which tells me a lot of these so-called victims would gladly bullshit their way to riches if given the opportunity.
Same with the car ding calls
'Merica
“Frinch” “dintilion” “inding” “tinints”
The dandelion is the only flower that represents the 3 celestial bodies of the sun, moon and stars. The yellow flower resembles the sun, the puff ball resembles the moon and the dispersing seeds resemble the stars.
GON GON go Oooh aah aah
I DON'T WANT TO GET LECTURED I JUST WANT THEM OFF MY LAWN
He sounded like Newt Gingrich LOL
I can't believe he stayed on that long. Wow
He said, “kill it before it grows”
Pro abortion
Lol how many times did he say POINT BLANK and PERIOD. I find it so funny how long he stayed on the call . I think you helped him. He was probably very lonely before you called.
How many times can this guy go in a loop? Brad is a master of keeping people in loops..
"I think I am better at my job than you are at yours." Yeah you are...
Hey he doesn’t want a lecture right now Lolol
I thought was real untill I saw the comments. I was laughing for 20 minutes straight.
The Dandelion's Dance
Oh, dandelion, bright and free,
A golden sunburst on the sea
Of emerald fields, where you stand tall,
A humble bloom that graces all.
No velvet petals, soft and grand,
Yet you adorn the simplest land
With cheerful blooms that boldly shine,
A little sun for hearts to find.
A wish upon the summer breeze,
You scatter seeds with playful ease,
And though the world may call you "weed,"
You dance in freedom, wild indeed.
For children know your secret worth,
The laughter you inspire, the mirth;
They gather you with gleeful eyes,
To make a wish beneath blue skies.
You bloom where others fear to grow,
In cracks and crevices, you show
That beauty thrives in every place,
A testament to nature's grace.
And when your golden days are done,
You lift your face towards the sun,
A halo soft of silver white,
A whispered prayer, a kiss goodnight.
So let the roses have their fame,
And lilies bear a grander name,
For dandelions, strong and bright,
Are stars that bloom in morning's light.
How are people so ungrateful about a FREE improvent to their lawn?
because they are old and stuck in their ways. makes for really great content
One of your best ones. This guy clearly has issues.
It's funny that you do a dandelion prank, I am actually trying to grow them in my garden. I got sick of trying to eradicate them then someone said you could eat them and make a coffee with the roots. So I'm trying it now
One of the best pranks by PLA and I’m a HUGE FAN! The first time I heard one of his prank call I laughed for 12 hours non stop my stomach hurt so much. I had to take breaks
I love the phone losers, this is hilarious
Hi
This one never gets old
every now and then i click these videos and it always cracks me up
I love me some homemade dandelion wine
A prank call within a prank call. Prank inception.
Great to see more uploads,keep it up Cactus
the Sam I Am reference. i was laughing my ass off. love you guys.
Should tell people it will cost them for you to fix the problem.
Great job.
the fucking prank call call center part was gold
Service providers hahaha
"Were not lying Sir, its a prank call" 😂
Saw a rayco woodchipping maching being towed on the highway. Made me think of rayco constuction lol
Royco not rayco my dude
17:11 I would be surprised she’s still alive! I lost it.
Yeah I’m in the same boat
Next time they say they recorded you, tell them “you are in an all-party consent state that you didn’t consent, so it is not admissible.”
He used to do this all the time. "ma'am this is a two party state"
Lol this is one of my favorites
Thanks for sharing these very interesting facts about dandelions brad , I learn more from you than I did from school
You gotta wonder who studied Dandelions seeds travel patterns
This is one of your best
Ok you know what?
... if you dont care how it looks... then neither do we!
I was waiting for him to have an aneurysm lol
Hahaha I was hoping to find this exact call to share ROFLMAO 😂. I've been stuck listening to old crappy episodes. Dandelions FTW!
8:40 his last name changes 5 times in 15 seconds
Next time someone threatens to sue tell them you have binding arbitration only
I love the dandelions in my yard. I stopped mowing them for you Brad!
This guy gets confounded so many times.
Grass is actually a weed and dandelions are tiny sunflowers. People argue dandelions are weeds and that isn't correct. So next time you get a lawncare call and they ask you to kill all the weeds, kill all the GRASS :)
... weed as a term has no botanical purpose it just means any plant growing where you dont want it but clearly you dont have the brain capacity to understand that -_-
@@Jellymiqo I wish weed grew everywhere, that's kind of contradictory!
I giggled so much 🌵
Damn i learned alot about dandelions
We haven't bought greens in months. We just harvest the dandelions out front that the c&nt next door keeps complaining about.
Love that u upload so much keep em coming
This is one of the best ones 😂
Let's start a dandelion movement!
hjn123 I’m in
This was hilarious till the end !!
Did you know the Yellow in the PLA bell is actually a bunch of dandelions?
This call is the 2020 go cups!
what happens when they turn white and puffy and you can blow on them
We are so very happy for you RBCp indeed quite quiet
I call Dandy's driveway lettuce. Then I use them to make my roommates salad.
man I want nothing but dandelions over my lawn
He doesn't care about 🐝? He should have asked him does he like to eat. I can't stand rich snobs who try and out do the snob who lives next door, who's trying to out do the snob next to them.
You sound like Sam I am from dr. Seuss - I do not want them on a train I do not want them in the rain …. 🤣
This was a great one
Who was that at the end. Looks very familiar
Steve Dave
I love this guy!
I enjoy these yard-loving old men who get get salty in one sentence. #idea Tell people they can no longer landscape their yards because it has been included in the new wildlife sanctuary for butterflies.
im sure you do
Ask a friend for his opinion 😂
Are dandelions the new cactus?
Another great true green mishap
Dude’s a real party 🙄
Eat three dandelions a day to get plenty of Vitamn K. Take three, a cross burner you shall be!
How does your business survive, making prank calls?
DAMNDY LIONS!
Nice facts, thank you
I like Dandelions. They look pretty and are good for the 🐝
I LOVE DANDELION CALLS 😍🥰🤪
This guy is hilarious