I once broke a glass and cut my hand *severely* and they were yelling at me while I was bleeding out through my hand like "uhmm...can I get this bandaged up yet? Y'know y'all are doctors soooooo...y'know"
Meanwhile I'm just here like "Pause what?" I didn't even get to that part yet I'm just reading the comments and I had to make this joke especially given the thumbnail has the same quote 😂
Me:Watching random asmr genshin vids and clicks this one. *Glass shattering Noises intensifies* OH SHI- Was that from the vid? *Runs to check if anything broke* Okay I’m good it was just the video. Edit 1: 6:34 Ik it was on the thumbnail but I wasn’t expecting this. Hyacinth getting me to simp on a new character now. AND ITS ALL INAZUMAN BOIS- Thoma,Gorou and now Heizhou. Oh boy.
@@hyacinthasmr Lol XD I’m serious Just you voicing him and saying that “-Word-“ Pretty sure you know “Which 1” it was. I have now started watching more heizou asmr Xd Edit:Your prob my fav asmr person though you don’t usually do my favorite bois I still watch the ones you post Xiao,Kazuha,Venti and etc. You usually have a sentence on the thumbnail and it usually never is spoken in the video so I was so surprised you said that XD. Unless my hearing is failing me at such a young age.Also if you do becoming a VA for genshin I just want to congratulate you!
“Why didn’t you say anything.” You and I both know that neither of us would be able to reach on our own. I would never fall off of the counter. I sit on it to reach cups half the time.
![Heizou & Kazuha are at each other's throats, OVER YOU?! [Heizou x Kazuha x Listener ASMR]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/yfdJSpqYA1g/mqdefault.jpg)
"You climbed up onto the counter, cause the glasses were just out of reach?"
Yeah..why do we even have it so high? We're both fucking short
Lmao 🤣
Imagine Heizou on top of the couter trying to get the glass for us/u 😭
We short people just rise up and help one another reach the top shelf!
Glad to know I’m not the only short one compared to Heizou
@@julia.1think Oh no! I am taller than Heizou. But that's still pretty short..so..
Parents when we break glass: *yells at us and forgets that we almost got hurt* 💀
Fr ☠️
Literally 💀
I once broke a glass and cut my hand *severely* and they were yelling at me while I was bleeding out through my hand like "uhmm...can I get this bandaged up yet? Y'know y'all are doctors soooooo...y'know"
Fr😭
@@catraowo8040 👁👄👁 oh...oh no
Heizou: "do you like it when daddy help you😏?”
i- *nosebleeds*
Meanwhile I'm just here like "Pause what?" I didn't even get to that part yet I'm just reading the comments and I had to make this joke especially given the thumbnail has the same quote 😂
I WAS DRINKING SOUP AND ALMOST CHOCKED
Me: awjjshs🫨😵💫
"do you know who i am?"
Me:heizhou my boyfriend?
"Yes thats right your boyfriend"
OMG SAME !
Where were the cameras
“Do you know where you are?”
*Me no reason whatsoever* : …in heaven?
In hell?
Me : *Just fell on my nose and almost broke my forehead*
Heizou : *TEASING ME LIKE THE "Good" BF HE IS*
Him: "do you know who I am?"
Me: "No, now who the fu-"
Him: "Yep that's me"
“ do you know where you are?“
“ in hell?”
“ yes”
"I'll never say 'no' to you"
like 5 seconds later:
"No, I'm not mad at you."
STILL A NO
OMG I DIDN’T ACTUALLY THINK HE’D SAY DADDY, I’M SO FLUSTERED AHHHHHH
bro hasn't even come out and i already like him
“……. Cause the glasses were out of reach?”
Me: Sir if it’s out of reach I wanna know what latter you’re using cause I am a whole 5’11 🙂
I- care to share some with the poor and needy please🤧
pls donate
I am asking the exact same question, except I am a whole 5'7
@@bakugoukatsuki2742 GLADLY
@@JeMiyah_was_here. Pleasee to god do so, please and thank my lord
heizou: why didn’t you ask for help?
me: heizou, dear, you reach my shoulders, i don’t think you’d be much help in this case-
Heizou. Chill I just fall
WHY ARE YOU SO CARING AAAAAAAAAAAA live your teasing personality to AAAAAAAAA
Heizou: do you know who I am?
mu dumb ass: a defective
Light a candle to summon Heizou to punch Hyan 🕯
I got ya kids 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️
my innocence?? i thought you died
@@saturnthinksurstinky always expect the unexpected
Got one for me, too. I'm collecting.🕯
Heizou is tiny, he can’t help me
Me: _drops glass_
*angry mexican mom flashbacks*
"why didn't you say anything or ask for help??"
Cuz we're both short...
"Because I'm short?!?"
Oop-
I’m literally shorter than all boys in genshin and I called heizou “short”
I kin this comment
I kin
Same
Bro same
Same, I think I’m shorter than everyone but the children sized ones (Klee, Diona, Qiqi, Nahida, Dori, Sayu, etc.)
“BECAUSE IM SHORT?!” I GIGGLED HAHAHAHA
Me:Watching random asmr genshin vids and clicks this one.
*Glass shattering Noises intensifies*
OH SHI- Was that from the vid?
*Runs to check if anything broke*
Okay I’m good it was just the video.
Edit 1: 6:34 Ik it was on the thumbnail but I wasn’t expecting this. Hyacinth getting me to simp on a new character now. AND ITS ALL INAZUMAN BOIS- Thoma,Gorou and now Heizhou. Oh boy.
HAHA ty for enjoying and sorry for scaring you, tfw the audio gets too real lmao
@@hyacinthasmr Lol XD I’m serious Just you voicing him and saying that “-Word-“ Pretty sure you know “Which 1” it was. I have now started watching more heizou asmr Xd
Edit:Your prob my fav asmr person though you don’t usually do my favorite bois I still watch the ones you post Xiao,Kazuha,Venti and etc. You usually have a sentence on the thumbnail and it usually never is spoken in the video so I was so surprised you said that XD. Unless my hearing is failing me at such a young age.Also if you do becoming a VA for genshin I just want to congratulate you!
"Love" im gonna die ! He’s so cute ! 💕
Not Hyan making me want to pull Heizou just so I can listen to him and stare at his side booba 💀
YOU SAYING DADDY HAD ME IN TEARS NGL 😭
HELP
LMFAOOOOOKSKSKJXKDXJKXFJKZJZJDJXHZJDJAHAHSNSNSNEJJFHZHDAHHSHAHAHSUDSUJDNJDKSKDK
What you said in the description 👏🏻I AGREE 👏🏻
In the kitchen how did you fall ", Were both so short we couldnt reach the ramen 😀👍Actual thing that happend while listening to this
“And do you know who I am?”
*my one and only true love*
“Yes that’s me, your boyfriend”
*eheh*
wow is literally perfect, wow, I have no words to say that was nearly perfect
He: why didn’t you ask for help?
Me: Bro you are ONE inch taller than me
Hyan down bad for Heizou and so am I
SIR ILL HAVE YOU KNOW I AM ABOVE AVERAGE HEIGHT
me jumped at the opening part💀🤣
Same like bro I thought this was asmr not a fnaf jump scare
THE GLASS SCARED ME LMFAO
LMAO, SAME
but..
hi beidou~~ ;) /hj
@@darlingmari5812 hi
@@captainofthecrux dry af beidou☹️
@@Teakettlez SHUSH I KNOW IM DRY 😞
@@captainofthecrux Breaking the cycle of only answering in 2 months rn 💪💪
"Traveler you are so dreamy 👹✨✨✨🌌"
Heizou my love💚💚💚 thanks for this hyacinth, hope your safe. Love you my sweet💕💕💕
First 7min😊😊😊
Then he said that:do you like it when daddy helps you😏
Me:🖐️👁️👄👁️🖐️
Also me:🤨
“Why didn’t you say anything.”
You and I both know that neither of us would be able to reach on our own.
I would never fall off of the counter. I sit on it to reach cups half the time.
Same like I know I’m short but I don’t need to STAND on the counter
NOT THE DESCRIPTION BEING I WANT TO BE PUNCHED MY HIM😭😭😭
Down bad for Heizou
*reads the description*
Me too Hyan me too
the thumbnail took me OUT
Me over here 5’7.
What the Actual fuc-
Not me actually relating to this because I’m clumsy as hell. Like so clumsy I can be standing upright normally one second and on the ground the next.
IM EARLYYYYY! this is gonna be awesome-
"Huy you Don't want to rearange anything?"
Ad-hmmmm which clothing should I wear-
Me-stfu
Why did he call me a tomato 😰
BECAUSE I’M… SHORT?
OMG YOY USED THE D WORD
me after checking the description: Hyan you simp! but it want that too-
Imagine having a bf
I just got him today and ima just say it. I am VERY happy
HYAN THIS IS LIKE YOUR 4TH VIDEO TODAY PLEASE REST
I LOVE ITTYY
I had a heart attack when the vid started💀
6:35
Damn daddy heizou is here~
Did he just say D-D-D-D-Daddy 😳
D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DD-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-Daddy UWU
Are y’all being Fr or nah😭
Tell me why when I sae this I literally almost fell over😀
200 like 👍
My friends call me fetish freak for watching these videos-
HELP HE SOUNDS LIKE XIAO 😨
FR LIKE WHAT😭
Hi
First~
Hi
Hi
@@venti3245 how are you
@@Adeptus-Xiao. i'm fine how about you?
@@venti3245 sad
“atleast i got more balance then you, you clumsy bug”
me: damn heizou u dint have to destroy me like that 🥲
I mean we did call him short so like...…..
Heizou the meanie
@@Itamisupremacy IKR?