no guys, but you see, you actually can find both of them, im sure of it, maybe if we cramp minos' left nut, do a 360, open the dev museum, reload the game on standard difficulty they surely will appear. they are not myths, i swear!!!
Blue Filth is more Likelier because there are more chances for them to spawn in the first place. Meanwhile, a size 2 fish can only ever be fished up at a rate of about 1 fish for every 30 seconds, meaning that while they might have the same chance of spawning, you still have a higher chance of finding Blue Filth than you do a size 2 fish. Meaning that V1 is correct here.
While they argue over who's more likely to be real or not, they are too distracted to notice that I am currently at Size 2 possible location. SIZE 2 IS MINE. IT IS I, WHO WILL CATCH THE BIG FISHIE
@@karimitickaeloogreattemlor3486 *kindly and politely mortally wounds you with a spiked bat* Good luck Toaster, just remember to stay safe. We don't want you or anyone in the closest proximity to be sleeping with the fishes like this fella right here will be in a moment, right? ^-^
I always hated when people phrase the question like this. you're literally GIVING THE WEIGHT FOR BOTH. say "a ton", cause that often just means lots, but can also mean A TON. OTHERWISE IT'S RUINED
damn, size 2 fish is real, its just unobtainable, but i guess it cant be helped if v1 still had vocalisation capabilities he couldve asked minos about it in p-1
What’s heavier? A kilogram of steel, or a kilogram of feathers? That’s the original video this is based off. Well… I don’t think that’s it’s name … but it’s what it’s known for.
I have to ask - what's the title of the Ultrakill music video where Gabriel says "Is your software running slow? May I suggest - Jesus!" It also had a random gif of Goku for some reason.
![The Blood Toll [ULTRAKILL SFM]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/6TNIwy67WG4/mqdefault.jpg)
![The Blood Toll [ULTRAKILL SFM]](/img/tr.png)
![ลองสุ่มไอโฟน 990 โกงมั้ย? [ โกงมั้ยครับ ep.101 ] | DOM](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/bfsWe0j492k/mqdefault.jpg)
minos showing a size 2 fish is kinda wholesome, and also minos looks like he's proud
I think it's a reference to yakuza 3
That's a big fish
...
Now catch
A size:4
Duke fishron
@@Waffle_enjoyer trufle worm
tinder pfps
@@Waffle_enjoyerDuke Fishron is Size 1.
no guys, but you see, you actually can find both of them, im sure of it, maybe if we cramp minos' left nut, do a 360, open the dev museum, reload the game on standard difficulty they surely will appear. they are not myths, i swear!!!
You can find both of them easily if you play ultrakill while hallucinating
i like how the ultrakill community likes to gaslight its self sometimes
honestly its better than the gaslighting the hk community does to themselves lmfao
@@denebkhast Silksong is real and it's coming...... soon?
@Oceanic Yeah it is. It will be released in August, about the same time as Titanfall 3.
@@V1_Ultrakilleryou didn't have to attack us titanfall players like that but it's the truth
@@Masochistic_and_Gone Us? You mean we.
You can tell how confused V1 is without a face good job
Minos is holding a size 3 fish, which is much more common, so V1 still holds a good argument.
size 3 💀
Mf we havent even found a size 2 yet and you talking about a size 3 💀💀💀💀
💀
Blue Filth is more Likelier because there are more chances for them to spawn in the first place. Meanwhile, a size 2 fish can only ever be fished up at a rate of about 1 fish for every 30 seconds, meaning that while they might have the same chance of spawning, you still have a higher chance of finding Blue Filth than you do a size 2 fish. Meaning that V1 is correct here.
I think that they’re only considering an individual probability here.
Yes
I love how Swordsmachine is always "The Third Guy" in the robot squad in Ultrakill SFMs.
"I guess even AI's don't know everything"
-Raiden from the hack and slash game Metal Gear Rising Reveangets
V1 thinks blue filth is more likely only because his favorite color is blue :)
V model one
Is just
Colour racist
I love how V1 feels like when you have an argument with someone and you say "hey John! Tell em im right!" And he just looks at you.
0:35
minos the fisher prime
Big
Funny stupid fish
(Freind)
For some reason i had a dream today where there was a scroller in the sandbox edit tool which turns any enemy blue, first i tried it on the filth
"it was revealed to me in a dream"
i misread that as if you had a dream where you were the scroller in the sandbox edit tool
lol
The size 2 fish does not exist.
The size 2 fish does not exist.
The size 2 fish does not exist.
WE HAVE TO BELIEVE
WE HAVE TO BELIEVE
WE HAVE TO BELIEVE
WE MUST FIND IT
I HAVE TO SEE
I HAVE TO KNOW
ITS REAL I SWEAR
THE ARG LEADS TO A REAL PLACE
YOU MUST GO THERE
NON-BELIEVER
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love how this makes more sense than someone saying a pound of steel is heavier than a pound of feathers
While they argue over who's more likely to be real or not, they are too distracted to notice that I am currently at Size 2 possible location.
SIZE 2 IS MINE.
IT IS I, WHO WILL CATCH THE BIG FISHIE
NOT IF I DO IT FIRST.
i think you need to catch some bitches instead
@@karimitickaeloogreattemlor3486 *kindly and politely mortally wounds you with a spiked bat* Good luck Toaster, just remember to stay safe. We don't want you or anyone in the closest proximity to be sleeping with the fishes like this fella right here will be in a moment, right? ^-^
THE TRACKING CHIP PAYED OFF, ROCKET INBOUND!
It appears I'll have more work on my hands... off I go!
*proceeds to yeet myself away towards next danger to neutralize*
V1 is in shambles after having received this information.
Gabriel always sounds like he's talking 3 miles away from you
I like the pitch changes in the voices of the machines, gives them a lot more character. Also v1 is completely right.
What’s heavier a kilogram of creature of steel or a kilogram of feathers ?
Конечно JUDGMENT
I always hated when people phrase the question like this. you're literally GIVING THE WEIGHT FOR BOTH. say "a ton", cause that often just means lots, but can also mean A TON. OTHERWISE IT'S RUINED
@@uncroppedsoop .... the joke is that a kilogram of steel is the same weight as a kilogram of feathers
@@vbgvbg1133 yes but it's a riddle and the riddle SUCKS if you say "a kilogram" instead of "a ton" because it lacks the double entendre
@@uncroppedsoop I don’t think you understand what this is referencing
damn, size 2 fish is real, its just unobtainable, but i guess it cant be helped
if v1 still had vocalisation capabilities he couldve asked minos about it in p-1
I got one, it's definitely real.
Amazing as always and Gabriel at the end got me chuckling
love how the community responded to the new S.M model.
factually, size 2 fish exists, it just only catches if your steam id matches either KITR or Hakitas which people learned through datamining
Is it KITR or PITR?
@@Waffle_enjoyer PITR but i like to call him KITR
@@Pigmedog 👌👈
I actually caught a size 2 fish once it was a chomper but I was an idiot and I didn’t screenshot it
This is how robots are dumb, by being halfway logical
It depends on your skills of fighting and skills of fishing.
Blue Filth can be seen in the “ALL GUTS, NO GLORY” level! And it’s a boss in the “Dizzy Dilemma” level!
other than both of those,
where are MALE mindflayers?
they found it
it's convoluted as all hell but it's real
Robot goes crazy over blue filth
And also the size 2 is hard coded to only be caught by specific steam IDs (Hakita and PITR)
No..how could they..
@@Noone24484THEY DARE STEAL ALL THE SIZE 2 FISH
Minos is holding A size 3 fish
:troll:
thank you for the captions v1s thick scottish accent is very confusiny
Im so happy that Sword machine is here.
V1 and V2’s cousin needs love too!
“Is your software running slow” 💀
I had a feeling of what meme this was gonna be based off of and I was right!
Kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers?
fish 2
Fish was so good they made a sequel
yes
Most people don’t realize that Leviathan is size 2
Unfortunately, it is canonically also a size 1 fish
he's just saying that cuz he's blue
theres no size 2 fish anymore, i ate it because i was hungry
oh my god this is amazing
i just love this
i am in love
i truly like this a lot
i am hungry
i want a cake
i dont have cake
awwww
Whats up with that blue filth conspiracy?
The filth
Isn't real
The filth
Is just painted blue
If hes not real then how is he on screen right now
@@747shove light blue painted filth
@@747shove your mind tricks you that this filth is blue
@@ReyHunter your mind tricks you into thinking you saw Size: 2 instead of Size: 1
Was this based off of a certain Scottish man confused about density between feathers and steel…
Is the fishing community... Ok?
limmy’s show reference
Yo creo que si besas a Gabriel y luego tienes un familia con él, el juego te permitirá capturar al pez Tamaño 2
What's heavier, a liter of blood, or a liter of fehthels?
i found a blue filth once.
What’s heavier? A kilogram of steel, or a kilogram of feathers?
That’s the original video this is based off. Well… I don’t think that’s it’s name … but it’s what it’s known for.
Limmy's Show, but yes
Size 2 is real
It can't not be real
Blue filth
I like Gabe alway sound like he really far away
size 3 fish when
Kinda hoping swordsmachine would have a different voice
I have to ask - what's the title of the Ultrakill music video where Gabriel says "Is your software running slow? May I suggest - Jesus!"
It also had a random gif of Goku for some reason.
Leviathan is a size 2 fish. (😮)
GUYS I AM A SIZE 2 BELIEVER
>:( blue filth is more likelier
Size 2? Real. Blue filth? Real. There, i said it, now beat me to death in the replies
*beats you to death*
Thy end is now!
Little do they all know but size two is actually real, and no im not being scitso here theres an elaborate ass easter egg for it
Amazing 😊
Size 2 fish is leviathan
I be getting size 20 fish my man size 2 is ez
I hate they changed swordsmachine.
how do you make the v1 and v2 sounds?
I wanna believe :(
What is the lore for blue filtfh?
Whenever a group of filth spawn theres a 0.01% chance for one of them to be blue and is essentially a more powerful version
@@747shove Yeah but does that Have to do something with the Utrakill lore
@@Mr_Facetious503 no hakita just added it for shits and giggles
bule fish
fax
GabriLOL 😂😅😂
fax