I Solved Overpopulation in Stellaris

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  • @squidwardart
    @squidwardart 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2703

    It's terrifyingly realistic that a corpo crisis just make the galaxy do literally everything else but fight them through bribes and blackmail

    • @LordDragox412
      @LordDragox412 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +298

      And that their sinister ultimate goal is powered by a literal orphan crushing machine.

    • @dazeyndrowsy
      @dazeyndrowsy 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +65

      deny, delay, defend

    • @dean_l33
      @dean_l33 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +55

      @@LordDragox412 Praise the orphan crushing machine for it is the life blood of our universe

    • @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
      @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      @@dazeyndrowsy gas light, gatekeep, girl boss

    • @Waluigi_Time778
      @Waluigi_Time778 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Parasitic virtual space cubes

  • @night4345
    @night4345 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1496

    The best part of this is imagining a floating cube coming out of an dingy alley and asking people if they want to buy some drugs.

    • @deadbeetsurname8810
      @deadbeetsurname8810 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Psst. Want some lubricant?

    • @conwaysquest6961
      @conwaysquest6961 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +82

      Funny Cube Robot: "You wanna buy some death sticks?"

    • @leblanc3536
      @leblanc3536 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Reminds me of that ATHF character

    • @shooey-mcmoss
      @shooey-mcmoss 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@conwaysquest6961 or "wanna experience ascension?"

    • @CiaranMaxwell
      @CiaranMaxwell 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      @@conwaysquest6961 "You want to go home and rethink your life."

  • @Kroncer07
    @Kroncer07 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3307

    There can't be a geneva convention if there is no geneva

    • @comtruise402
      @comtruise402 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

      but then there could be a no geneva convention

    • @MrVonglower
      @MrVonglower 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

      Not a warcrime if the first time

    • @gorisonodorob
      @gorisonodorob 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      There's no Geneva if you crack the Earth

    • @AurelionSass
      @AurelionSass 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Geneva convetion 'bout to be hit with some very... **unconvetional** methods.

    • @NeonValkyrieGaming
      @NeonValkyrieGaming 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      💯

  • @AiisakaTaiiga
    @AiisakaTaiiga 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +732

    The people at Paradox really got the vassal/lord relationship upside down.
    They should rename it to "high maintenance princess" mechanic

    • @fosterbennington6405
      @fosterbennington6405 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +172

      Galactic sugar daddy program

    • @pickless6917
      @pickless6917 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

      They just need to fix the AI so they don’t accept the crazy deals you send them that cripple them economically it’s pretty absurd how easy it is

  • @MaartenVrijsen
    @MaartenVrijsen 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +842

    Governmental organisations are running out of room to classify what kleaper has done.

  • @ythegamerita
    @ythegamerita 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +843

    33:07 that's not saying they're overwhelming, that's saying you are overwhelming to THEM

    • @ythegamerita
      @ythegamerita 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +97

      Wow I've been noticed by our galactic overlord

    • @GabrielHorne
      @GabrielHorne 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      @@ythegamerita Hail High Gamer Kleaper, Stealer of orphans, Crimelord of the 400 stars.

  • @geraldballinger6428
    @geraldballinger6428 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1246

    Galactic council:"the senate will decide your fate"
    Kleaper:"i am the senate"

    • @beancandev7818
      @beancandev7818 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      It's less "I am the senate" and more "How bout no"

    • @danielsimmons8861
      @danielsimmons8861 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@beancandev7818 technically it’s both🤓

    • @beancandev7818
      @beancandev7818 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@danielsimmons8861 Fair enough

  • @minerturtle45
    @minerturtle45 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +461

    the idea of the largest threat to the galaxy having so much political power that an ancient empire re-awakens to defeat them and they simply go to the Senate and out-vote literally everyone else to have the entire rest of the galaxy declare war on their saviors is both amazing and terrifying

    • @CasualNickname
      @CasualNickname 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      I’m surprised nobody also pointed out the fact that this is the Fanatic Xenophile Fallen Empire, AKA one of the nicest empires in the galaxy by far and a massive lover of life and peace. He literally is forcing an entire empire of basically Pacifist Superheroes to wipe out the rest of the galaxy they love in self-defense. They can’t even try to end it by destroying him, in true supervillain fashion he positioned himself precisely to use the entire galaxy as meat shields.

  • @TheDamnCook
    @TheDamnCook 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +481

    The fact that he is manipulating a galaxy into attacking their saviors instead of him, a maniac that feeds beings to machines, is horrifying. I like it

    • @viroshanargiri4641
      @viroshanargiri4641 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      But the fallen empire had trashed everyone attacked them and they even managed to awaken a second fallen empire which I don't even you can have multiple fallen empires in a single playthrough.

    • @TheDamnCook
      @TheDamnCook 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@viroshanargiri4641 pshhh 🤫

    • @adisca2k
      @adisca2k 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      @@viroshanargiri4641 There is a slider when generating the galaxy that lets you choose how many fallen empires you want.
      Having at least 2 is cool since they can start the war in heaven, a 3 way conflict between 2 fallen empires with the normal empires that sided them and a federation of neutral empires.

    • @purplefood1
      @purplefood1 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@adisca2k Yeah having the three way galaxy is always fun.

    • @okamizer0387
      @okamizer0387 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      ​​@@viroshanargiri4641If you have two fallen empires with opposing ideologies, there's a chance that you can get a late mid game crisis called War in Heaven, in which the entire galaxy is forced to pick sides and fight in a literal hyper war.

  • @slothful4927
    @slothful4927 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1392

    "whether you like us or not WE ARE SELLING YOU MAC DONALDS" spoken like a true crime lord

    • @hadsfhdhdfbgh
      @hadsfhdhdfbgh 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      Like a true American!

    • @thegeneralscall
      @thegeneralscall 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Or the British empire.
      China will buy the opium, whether china wants to or not.

    • @simswapper3598
      @simswapper3598 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Tncj😊😊😮😮😮😊😮😮😮😮🤷🏻‍♂️🆙🆙🆖🇧🇯

    • @kallmannkallmann
      @kallmannkallmann 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@hadsfhdhdfbgh same shit

  • @Hastalapizza66
    @Hastalapizza66 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +194

    I like how kleaper almost completely recreated the story of Mass Effect 3 by becoming Cerberus and labeling the ancients as the reapers pretty much

  • @KubinWielki
    @KubinWielki 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +101

    Your whole tactic of being vassalised reminds me of a quote from Sseth's review of Kenshi:
    "Hivers are good at slavery. Are they good at capturing slaves? No. They're good at BEING slaves." (paraphrased)

  • @florians9949
    @florians9949 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +196

    Makes money, discorved the galaxy is tearing itself appart, imediatly went back making money.

  • @kyragem9491
    @kyragem9491 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +354

    "We're going to make him the leader of our capital, this random guy we just met."
    Oh so you really are a corporation.

  • @Hsereal
    @Hsereal 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +290

    7:41 "I don't think we're comrades, we're literally a megacorporation."
    _Annoyed workers' co-op noises._

  • @furrymessiah
    @furrymessiah 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +411

    Nobody:
    Absolutely no one anywhere in the universe:
    Kleaper: E A G L E T A R I A N

    • @mushyroom9569
      @mushyroom9569 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      It’s the American way.

    • @NamanjaKrakow
      @NamanjaKrakow 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      Isn't it like, E-GAL-i-tarion

    • @furrymessiah
      @furrymessiah 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @@NamanjaKrakow Yeah, that's what it's supposed to be.

    • @NamanjaKrakow
      @NamanjaKrakow 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @furrymessiah thank you I was pretty sure but I had to make sure because Eagletarian is amazing

    • @crazymuse007
      @crazymuse007 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Judging by his other video's I'm fairly certain he's dyslexic.

  • @vivechjorviani5440
    @vivechjorviani5440 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +252

    Alien worlds when a silly little cube tells them to commit crimes

  • @giantWario
    @giantWario 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +340

    15:27 Commercial zones give you amenities and cash. Your crime outpost is stealing their money and lowering their amenities. The A.I. is trying (unsuccessfully) to fix his planet from the problems you created without destroying your outpost since you still have good relations with them somehow.

    • @CM-db5cg
      @CM-db5cg 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

      Why are you just making shit up?
      It's like that because the AI is doing a trade build. For one, crime doesn't lower amenities. Crime can be produced by pops with low happiness which can be caused by low amenities, but it doesn't work the other way around.
      Also the AI isn't choosing to not close the branch office cuz they like him, you can't close a criminal branch office like a normal one, they have a random chance to close every month if you get crime to zero.
      One way the branch office might have encouraged the AI to build how they did is the fact that criminal holdings by and large give trade value and trade jobs (in addition to crime) so the AI sees this planet with randomly high trade value.
      Depending on the holdings and how unlucky the planet holder gets you can be giving more trade value than you take. (Assuming max crime value) a planet can have 3 to 4 criminal jobs (more likley 3) Each criminal job is -5 trade value. But each crime holdong gives 5 or 6 trade value and on a big world you have four of them.
      Of course crime lowers stablity which in turn lowers job output and trade value, but as we see here the AI has kept their stablity well above 50, presumably through happieness and soldier jobs from the military leader they have. So a trade world settup like this the AI is profiting from the crime syndicate. Not that it's smart enough to do that intentionally.

    • @TheGreatDanish
      @TheGreatDanish 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Why would you do this? Just come on the internet and tell lies?

  • @epsilonius-the-great
    @epsilonius-the-great 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +280

    "Oh yes! They're racist! This is exactly what we want! "
    -kleeper 2024

  • @catman-hi5cn
    @catman-hi5cn 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +68

    This would be extremely scary to deal with irl. People with tons of money, public relations, and powerful friends doesn’t really have a weakness

    • @criticalcommenter
      @criticalcommenter 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You could probably get away with being totally senile and still be president! Glad that sort of thing doesn't really happen.....

    • @MrNone-d5s
      @MrNone-d5s 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Have you heard of Blackrock?

    • @gothscvm2878
      @gothscvm2878 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@MrNone-d5s you don’t even have to go that deep to stumble into this sarcastic ass post irl, ya doofus.

    • @TheChronova
      @TheChronova 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      yeah it *would be scary*
      good thing that this isnt happening in real life...
      ...right?

    • @Subarashii_Nem
      @Subarashii_Nem หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Boeing, BP, Amazon.. They're not like this right guys? Guys...?

  • @josecoronadonieto6911
    @josecoronadonieto6911 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +231

    Dude on the first half of the episode is basically roleplaying as luxembourg

    • @GGGONEXT67
      @GGGONEXT67 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      As an hoi 4 player... this is exactly true lol

  • @Djiimon
    @Djiimon 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +98

    32:36
    "Acquired" Pops: "You enslaved our people for nearly two hundred years!"
    Cubes: "LOL Oops!"

  • @huyhuy3837
    @huyhuy3837 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    Fun video, I always love to see what people are doing with new Stellaris content. One small correction btw: As Virtual, your pops grow and disappear automatically to fill empty jobs, so your pop growth speed is essentially your planet building speed. It is absolutely BUSTED. And since they grow instantly + automatically, you DON'T want to assimilate other robots, since that gains you nothing. Just keep them unvirtual and chuck them into the Lathe (Virtual pops cannot be moved into the Lathe).

  • @brunoptcsa
    @brunoptcsa 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +169

    Holding limit is not per planet, is per empire. They can build four holdings and yes they can build all four in a single planet.

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      If that's true then overlord holdings are just pathetic. 4 buildings per empire is nothing when basic megacorp gets 4 per planet. You mixed something up.

    • @SolazLive
      @SolazLive 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

      @@TheArklyte It is 4 per empire max and yea overlord holdings are trash in general

    • @ileydl658
      @ileydl658 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Unfortunately he did not :((

    • @arian9468
      @arian9468 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You can go for unity rush with the help of the holdings,just spam vassels and you find yourself with lots of unity(of course you must not be xenophobic) ​@@SolazLive

    • @kassuhei
      @kassuhei 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      ​@@TheArklyte it is like that. 4 max holdings per planet and max 4 holding per empire. And you can build them all on one planet.
      And having 4 buildings for megacorp, the planet needs to have 50 pop for the highest tier capital building, which takes quite a long time. But yes, vassal holding buildings are pathetic.

  • @jonathantreleven1823
    @jonathantreleven1823 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    "This is how democracy dies."
    *"With* *thunderous* *applause."*
    -Kleapatine

  • @jakeking974
    @jakeking974 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +103

    Ah, cool, the "fuck this shit, I'm out" ending. And I'm guessing that what you end up doing to this universe to get to another is REALLY BAD.

    • @OneBiasedOpinion
      @OneBiasedOpinion 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

      Actually it’s not nearly as bad as what the Aetherophasic Engine is gonna do. And ironically, it seems your eventual “escape” just lands you in an uncertain voyage across unknown universes hoping desperately that you’ll get lucky and manage to find one you can mold before your incredible starship takes one hit too many and leaves you either stranded, or worse…

    • @shapshapshapshap2829
      @shapshapshapshap2829 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      @@OneBiasedOpinion I mean, just studying the technology to achieve this ending altered the very laws of reality in accelerating the speed at which metabolism works, so I’m guessing to achieve the necessary speed, power, and whatever else you may need to *escape the universe itself* could have caused everlasting changes to said universe. It could be raining cats and dogs, literally.

    • @Makedar-nim
      @Makedar-nim 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

      @@shapshapshapshap2829 Its one of the events. I`ve got "Pi rounded to 3". It resulted in -80% of each science and +33 speed of fleet construction)

    • @Hexmonkey
      @Hexmonkey 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@shapshapshapshap2829you need to research how to rewrite reality because you discover that it’s not possible cause the universe is too big and old that any changes will be reverted which is the whole reason you leave. So even if you cause massive changes to reality while leaving in a few years it will be better.

  • @ninjaoforthanc8177
    @ninjaoforthanc8177 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

    ‘Breaking Stellaris with One Planet Only’ or: Yakuza cubes destroy the galaxy

  • @KiuhKobold
    @KiuhKobold 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    15:25 My exact reaction whenever I manage to vassalize or ally with ANYONE in TWW3 (Total War Warhammer 3). Its always "Why the hell are you building advanced military on a SMALL settlement, AI?"

  • @ZippytheHappyChimp
    @ZippytheHappyChimp 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

    All those flavor lines about the shroud awakening; if you continue to play, there should be repeated invasions as shroud critters follow your backtrail back to this universe. IDK if that's actually programed in there, but that's how it SHOULD work :p

    • @mishodeesh6664
      @mishodeesh6664 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Isn’t that the other crisis path?

  • @pikpikgamer1012
    @pikpikgamer1012 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

    Correction with the holdings:
    Yes they could build one holding across 4 worlds but they could also build 4 holdings on one planet. So they can do stuff with those extra 3 holdings and they are not void like you assume.

  • @KainYusanagi
    @KainYusanagi 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +56

    *Offers 4 holdings with one planet* "This is an offer you cannot refuse."

  • @embee-en
    @embee-en 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

    You get the dragon scale armor from cosmogenesis to compliment the dark matter components

  • @justpopka7251
    @justpopka7251 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

    he getting kicked off of 109 planets with this one

  • @rocket_hops
    @rocket_hops 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

    ah yes my favorite style of government, eagletarian

  • @last_dutch_hero258
    @last_dutch_hero258 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    Galaxy : Fighting for their lives
    Kleaper : "Adios"
    (Litterally the adios meme actually nowi think about it)

  • @theminecraft4202
    @theminecraft4202 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +282

    as a machinist Kleaper's pronunciation of "Synaptic Lathe" hurt me

    • @Taricus
      @Taricus 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +90

      Saying "eagle tarian" rather than "Egalitarian" is like nails on chalkboard for me LOL!

    • @LordDragox412
      @LordDragox412 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      Don't worry, he changed his pronunciation every time he said the word :P

    • @Demonsmith42
      @Demonsmith42 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      ​@@LordDragox412 AND NONE WHERE RIGHT

    • @OneBiasedOpinion
      @OneBiasedOpinion 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Same. “Eagle-tarian” was equally painful.

    • @adam13magic63
      @adam13magic63 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      As a machinist that runs lathes daily I second that the pronunciation of "Synaptic Lathe" kills me inside too.

  • @tacticalnuke5673
    @tacticalnuke5673 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    I like how the new way to become the crisis is just your people look around and say, "This universe fucking sucks, lets travel to a new one."

  • @FriendlyArchpriest
    @FriendlyArchpriest 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

    Cuban Civilization? Do they sell Space Sugar and Space Spicy Cigars?

    • @OneWithTheBears
      @OneWithTheBears 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Nah but we got some menthol swishers you want some?

  • @shapshapshapshap2829
    @shapshapshapshap2829 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Man whoever came up with the idea of achieving such a high tech level you can quite literally change how reality works deserves a raise, that ideas amazing.

  • @DrRitterstein
    @DrRitterstein 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    10:50 Thats not how that works, holdings are total across the subject empire, if you give them 4 holdings they can build 4 holdings on your one planet

  • @BattleUnit3
    @BattleUnit3 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +65

    Fun fact, my first successful playthrough, i didnt know that purging pops caused relations ship to fall. So after purging several species i wsa very surprised that the whole galaxy in facts hates me

    • @PointsofData
      @PointsofData 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I mean, I feel like that should be evident. Were you not aware what the word "purging" meant?

    • @BattleUnit3
      @BattleUnit3 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@PointsofData I was aware that i was industrially reducing several species to base components, even moving them to other planets to make it even faster...i just didnt think anyone would have a problem with it.

    • @estoericaferret
      @estoericaferret 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@BattleUnit3 ...your mind terrifies me.

    • @remixgameyt1172
      @remixgameyt1172 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@estoericaferret he's a true stellaris player

    • @JoshuaKelly-hf2kx
      @JoshuaKelly-hf2kx หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@remixgameyt1172John “genocide” Stellaris.

  • @RowanMackenzie
    @RowanMackenzie 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +120

    "I can only have one planet"
    *immediately builds things on molten planets*
    You probably should have specified that you'll only *colonize* one planet haha

  • @jonathanwells223
    @jonathanwells223 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    45:10 huh, I guess some things never change no matter how big

  • @kamilagonda9993
    @kamilagonda9993 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    36:40 Cosmogenesis gives you dragonscales armour tech. You dont have to kill the dragon.

    • @HenrikEbert
      @HenrikEbert 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      41:10 Takes Galactic Contender to defend against crisis. Unless they changed something the Unbidden are a endgame crisis and he would need to pick Defender of the Galaxy. So big brain plays by him :D

  • @Archangel3447
    @Archangel3447 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Pitting the universe against a fallen empire just to keep their attention off you, is the best Idea I have never had. Thank you

  • @gun8737
    @gun8737 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    Tilly is rocking that "gonna break into your house and steal your energy drinks" fit

  • @Rickypeepee9932
    @Rickypeepee9932 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +81

    Geneva convention more like geneva checklist

  • @wowiexist9875
    @wowiexist9875 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

    Is no-one gonna mention the fact that he calls it "Eagle-tarian"?

  • @mrendermun
    @mrendermun 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    The strategy is literally being a leech. I love it

  • @KaiserTwo
    @KaiserTwo 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    Kleaper is the literal definition of: “Who’s gonna stop me?”

  • @benjamingray2071
    @benjamingray2071 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    literally just making every planet space detroit

  • @wickerderig3644
    @wickerderig3644 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    At 24:00 while it’s true that virtual pops cannot be assembled after completing virtuality this is instead replaced with virtual pops spontaneously appearing to fill empty jobs and disappearing if unemployed, they do not remain at a fixed number

    • @anonomusperson
      @anonomusperson 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      or in simple terms: all jobs are filled, and you lose unemployed virtual pops

  • @arepupu
    @arepupu 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    This was a great watch! Watched the whole thing while eating. I'd love to see you do more Stellaris, it was really entertaining to watch you play!

  • @sirbill_greebi3811
    @sirbill_greebi3811 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

    I haven't watched this yet, but this is my prediction of how this goes:
    Kleeper: "I have one world."
    Game: "LOL. Okay, I guess we'll just conquer you."
    Kleeper: **Builds star destroyer out of corpses using child labor**

    • @JahJah-CleverHandle
      @JahJah-CleverHandle 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      *The children yearn for the starship dockyards*

    • @dreamerwav698
      @dreamerwav698 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      wow you were dead wrong

    • @sirbill_greebi3811
      @sirbill_greebi3811 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      @@dreamerwav698 I should've known the answer was making money and exploiting nepotism.

  • @SolazLive
    @SolazLive 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    You shouldn't take mass produced on your starting robot pops, it's just a waste of trait points.
    You can instantly after starting the game make a new template with mass-produced and recycled for quick and cheap assembled pops and set them to be assimilated after being made.
    This makes luxurious and custom-made free trait points on your main species.

  • @jamesd2021
    @jamesd2021 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    "Theres one pop and 100% crime what is this guy doing"
    Crime probably.

    • @Theoeckozuluwsky
      @Theoeckozuluwsky 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      He’s just constantly jaywalking

  • @Mamorufumio
    @Mamorufumio 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    You just know the stellaris devs are watching this and wondering how do they fix this

  • @PichuStardust
    @PichuStardust 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I had a Khan event that happened on the far other side of my galaxy, they took so long to reach my empires borders, only for their great leader to pass away before they could force me to submit to their rule

  • @CheeseWeasle
    @CheeseWeasle 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Cuban Empire and Mark Cuban was an amazing pun. Completely overwhelming applause and standing ovation my guy 😂

  • @Brenhydra
    @Brenhydra 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    43:17 "inward Perfectionist? _gasp!_ I'm gonna eat them!" has me giggling uncontrollably.

  • @grayrook8637
    @grayrook8637 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Somewhere between such industrious brain harvesting and the kill assist by ruining any chance of anyone actually stopping the nemesis empire Kleaper did the impossible. A double crisis run.

    • @anonomusperson
      @anonomusperson 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      if we get a new crisis, its either going to be diplomaticly based, or enconomicaly based

    • @grayrook8637
      @grayrook8637 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @anonomusperson in Synthetic Queen retrospective. Ya kinda.

  • @LastGoatKnight
    @LastGoatKnight 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    "I am the Senate"
    "Not yet"
    "It is treason then"

  • @LordHarvestA
    @LordHarvestA 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This has to be the craziest and funniest Stellaris video ever. Had me cry-laughing for the entire last half. Well done my dude! Excellent stuff.

  • @Acadeimos
    @Acadeimos 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Keeping the Manefesti for kicks, especially in the early game, gives you a pretty good chunk of unity, which makes up for the ‘Manefesti Faction’ that pops up later on. Should definitely hold onto it

  • @TheGreatDanish
    @TheGreatDanish 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    God, this galaxy was a fucking nightmare. Run by criminals, in a constant state of intergalactic war, beset by the Khan, The Chosen, two awakened empires, and then when all seemed at its worst, some mobster robots tear the fabric of reality up, destroying a quarter of the galaxy, leaving it at the mercy of someone with a spicy star to destroy the rest of it for shits and giggles.

  • @susaac9755
    @susaac9755 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    This us Tzeentch level of scheming holy sh

    • @OneWithTheBears
      @OneWithTheBears 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Scheme all you want... Papa's love will always enfold you in the end.

  • @AndrewChumKaser
    @AndrewChumKaser 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Virtual pops are instantly created to fill any vacant job you have on your planet. You don't need pop assembly anymore, you just need to create more buildings and jobs.

  • @kylekonop4801
    @kylekonop4801 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    ...what is Eagletarian? Does it mean the society eats eagles?

    • @criticalcommenter
      @criticalcommenter 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      It's a system where basic education and reading skills are ignored.

  • @block_01_
    @block_01_ 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    0:28 so just normal stellaris then?

    • @Met4ben
      @Met4ben 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yes

  • @PRO100SashaX
    @PRO100SashaX 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Man this USA simulator do be looking great.

  • @lordcaedus8713
    @lordcaedus8713 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    “Whereas a smart man says ‘I am the Senate!’ A wise man simply says ‘Senate?!?’”
    -Grimkleaper

  • @FirstLast-cg2nk
    @FirstLast-cg2nk 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Bro literally "The Mouse That Roared" his way into galactic dominance.

  • @The_Art_of_Music_Official
    @The_Art_of_Music_Official 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    WE NEED MORE OF THIS
    I love this man's sense of humor mixed with a game of such potentials

  • @colt1903
    @colt1903 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +56

    "We are going to lose Mark Cuban as our leader but that doesn't really matter. He'll come back."
    Perfect missed opportunity to name him William Afton so you could double down on that statement with the "I always come back" thing. 😂

    • @Crazylom
      @Crazylom 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      William Cubeton
      *Retunrs from around the corner!*

    • @OneWithTheBears
      @OneWithTheBears 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Nerd you will die in the cold vacuum of space.

    • @RhysCallinan-hf7qx
      @RhysCallinan-hf7qx 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Literally any supernatural killer, like Jason Voorhees, Michael Myers, Freddy Krueger etc.

    • @sejt23
      @sejt23 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      palpatine would actually fit better, considering *space*

    • @approximatelyme3260
      @approximatelyme3260 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@sejt23Somehow, Cubepatine came back.

  • @NathanielWebb-c9r
    @NathanielWebb-c9r 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    The perfect and only true way to play Stellaris

  • @StarScream_47
    @StarScream_47 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Had no idea there was a 2nd channel
    Time to binge watch every video back to back

  • @jamestan5213
    @jamestan5213 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Geneva Conventions? Geneva Suggestions.

  • @Operr_Omuc
    @Operr_Omuc หลายเดือนก่อน

    with all the diplomats you have and the amount of friendship you have with everyone I'm pretty sure there are publicity all over the galaxy like "love the little cute adorable cubes!"

  • @Shadow-nx4yl
    @Shadow-nx4yl 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    the rothschild of the galaxy

  • @radordekeche947
    @radordekeche947 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Correction about the holdings - it's not one per planet, it's one building per holding. So 4 is 4 buildings in total, either on one planet, or across 4 planets.

  • @recruit101
    @recruit101 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    War crimes? Never heard of em. Sounds more like suggestions anyway.

  • @benlarbiskandeer2099
    @benlarbiskandeer2099 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    i love you're craziness i hope you will enlighten us with more geneva conventions

  • @zoubaey
    @zoubaey 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    bro just founded galactic israel cult

  • @josecoronadonieto6911
    @josecoronadonieto6911 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Bro is creating Nostramo with over 100% criminal rating

  • @camgor4048
    @camgor4048 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Very much in need of more Kleaper Stellaris content.

  • @Cheshire5174
    @Cheshire5174 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Kleaper: (to overlords) trade offer: I get all your stuff, you get crime.
    Overlord: that's great! Where do I sign?
    Kleaper: I am the senate
    GalCom: hey kleaper, your in breach of Galactic Law
    Kleaper: no.
    GalCom: we're gonna kick you out of the galactic community
    Kleaper: *No.*
    Fallen Empire: you are the crisis
    Kleaper: *No U.*
    GalCom: we wiped out a crisis- WAIT A FUCKING SECOND!
    Awakened Empires: *FUCKING STOP HIM!*
    Kleaper: bye.

  • @Draenen
    @Draenen 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love that you somehow managed to mispronounce lathe two different ways in two times of saying it
    (Much love)

  • @anyeloregalado7104
    @anyeloregalado7104 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I feel identified, I am Cuban, xenophobic, materialist and a war criminal

    • @VerkrKoS
      @VerkrKoS หลายเดือนก่อน

      Trying to get every achievement in one life?

    • @anyeloregalado7104
      @anyeloregalado7104 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@VerkrKoS I am just missing getting one million kills, half way there.

    • @VerkrKoS
      @VerkrKoS หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@anyeloregalado7104 I'm cheering for you on the side lines good luck

  • @PogTheFrog
    @PogTheFrog 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Bro the FTL music in the beginning brought so many memmories back i wanna cry 😭

  • @robertmcpherson138
    @robertmcpherson138 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Ohhh I forgot the Arc Furnaces gave Alloys as well... hmmmm... definitely makes it an interesting idea for grey goo paper clipocalypse.

  • @IceGavel
    @IceGavel หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    25:23 The reason your Diplomatic Weight from Pops is so high is the same reason that you're no longer assembling Mechanical Pops - you did the Virtuality Ascension. Once the tree is done, your primary Machine Species will _instantly autofill all unworked Jobs on all your planets_ by literally just creating Pops of that species from the aether. Virtuality uncouples your economy from the need to grow Pops and makes it entirely planet-focused, because the moment anything finishes building on a planet it _instantly_ gets worked and starts producing resources.

  • @corvididaecorax2991
    @corvididaecorax2991 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The crisis path actually gives the dragon scale armor. Combined with nanite repair systems there is no reason to use shields anymore.

  • @chasercharls
    @chasercharls 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    You didn’t kill the either drake, you get that technology with cosmogenesis.

  • @upi556
    @upi556 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    It calls human rights for a reason

  • @mouse9831
    @mouse9831 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    oh your videos bring so much joy

  • @arcanistthesonofianite249
    @arcanistthesonofianite249 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Two Kleaper videos in two weeks? We are blessed

  • @The_Real_Soldier_Boy
    @The_Real_Soldier_Boy 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    6:46 "They are racist..... This is the absolute best thing that we could have happen to us"

  • @SunbroSquirrel
    @SunbroSquirrel 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    you didn't get dragonsclaes from killing the ether drake. Cosmogenesis empires can just research it.

  • @petulantpeterturbo
    @petulantpeterturbo 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Man just used the Geneva convention as a checklist and dipped.

  • @edward9487
    @edward9487 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Alternative title: BECOMING THE *DYSTOPIAN GOVERNMENT*