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  • @morganv.9325
    @morganv.9325 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9708

    "We were gone two minutes!"
    What every parent of a toddler says

    • @sphinxrising1129
      @sphinxrising1129 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      It can happen in a lot less that 2 minutes.

    • @boopydoopy9156
      @boopydoopy9156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@sphinxrising1129 30 seconds or less

    • @sjgee9925
      @sjgee9925 4 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      I remember the first lesson I learned babysitting. Never trust silence 😂😂😂

    • @Tiagotaf
      @Tiagotaf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      But...but...the house is burned down, the car has exploded, the neighbours dog is dead over the tree and the adjacent building has crumbled, how is that possible ???

    • @bellerain381
      @bellerain381 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And yet...I still think those two are better parents than Cuddy!

  • @yassi9734
    @yassi9734 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16564

    Cuddy: "How did you eat a dime?"
    Rachel: *I'm bout to end this mans whole career*

    • @RapTapTap
      @RapTapTap 5 ปีที่แล้ว +240

      This man bout to never get laid again.

    • @yaima0901
      @yaima0901 5 ปีที่แล้ว +425

      She wanted to end his LIFE 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @rubens.4116
      @rubens.4116 5 ปีที่แล้ว +257

      Career? No no no no no, his entire LIFE.

    • @carolinagoldgirl8706
      @carolinagoldgirl8706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Lol what happened afterwards???

    • @arbysandtehchief5494
      @arbysandtehchief5494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +272

      @@carolinagoldgirl8706 Cuddy yelled at House, they broke up. House returned her hairbrush.

  • @TaySwiftFan94
    @TaySwiftFan94 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10608

    this whole episode explains House and Wilson's friendship so perfectly

    • @dawnchristensen7492
      @dawnchristensen7492 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      right on.

    • @ruba3024
      @ruba3024 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yes

    • @HybridSpektar
      @HybridSpektar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      Sherlock Holmes and John Watson

    • @zapzoop3375
      @zapzoop3375 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@HybridSpektar omg I think so too

    • @tn-t
      @tn-t 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@zapzoop3375 the show is based on the Sherlock Holmes stories 😊

  • @LCBABEZ
    @LCBABEZ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18018

    I love how deeply terrified they are of Cuddy hahaha

    • @damagedguy2745
      @damagedguy2745 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      I somehow don't like this comment.

    • @habturobin8332
      @habturobin8332 5 ปีที่แล้ว +265

      Everyone is scared of their boss

    • @huynguyenquang7435
      @huynguyenquang7435 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      habtu robin she isn’t just their boss

    • @darkwater72
      @darkwater72 5 ปีที่แล้ว +411

      @@habturobin8332
      They're not afraid of their boss.
      They're afraid of a mother finding out that they may or may not have allowed her child to eat metal AND THEN not told her because they were afraid of getting caught.
      Now they are ALSO afraid that the mother finds out that they may have allowed her child to eat metal and didn't tell her BECAUSE they were MORE AFRAID of her finding out than of anything else.
      Also, one of them is sleeping with the mother of the child who may have eaten metal and never told the person (who ALLOWS one of them to enter her body on a regular basis) even though it's been 24 hours.
      Also, because she saw them many times today because they work together, they had plenty of chances but never said anything which is probably a betrayal.
      And that explains why they kept looking in the diapers which was really odd, but THEY LIED to explain why, and women will never, ever let that go if they find that out.
      AND, she's their boss, so now the nurses will know too, so nowhere will be safe and they may have to change their names or bribe their way into WITSEC.

    • @sharminahmed7467
      @sharminahmed7467 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@darkwater72 The way your comment ended made my day.

  • @happygamer7569
    @happygamer7569 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3766

    I love how she only answers a question when it's to get house in trouble

    • @michaelschaefer1904
      @michaelschaefer1904 3 ปีที่แล้ว +238

      She actually covered for him when she passed a pre-school entrance exam with flying colors. House helped her to cheat by giving her a dry run before the test. The teachers suspected it but she kept quiet.

    • @studyrat5351
      @studyrat5351 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @@michaelschaefer1904 she truly is his child 🤣

  • @arcanewarrior863
    @arcanewarrior863 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5912

    I love how this episode treats House and Wilson as equals. Not just House walking over him all the time

    • @bluebubble229
      @bluebubble229 4 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      House doesn’t really ever walk all over him.

    • @mahoganyhurt6050
      @mahoganyhurt6050 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Taylor T then you haven’t seen the whole show and just clips bc he most certainly does🤣

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 4 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      @@mahoganyhurt6050 That's YOU who haven't seen the whole show as Wilson can actually stand up to House and even beat him in his own game sometimes.

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      @@Backup_Plan No, Wilson is capable of standing up to him and he does it every now and then.

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      Aracane They ARE equals though. Wilson is the only one who doesn't completely yield to House, who can give him advice, whose opinion House appreciates, and who can outwit him every now and then

  • @adamplace1414
    @adamplace1414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2432

    Whenever Hugh and Robert got more into the slapstick than the usual verbal repartee, that episode went up another level. House's whispered exasperation "You're telling me to do the right thing while you're CLIMBING OUT A WINDOW?!?!" and Wilson frantically waving off his concerns.. It's so unbelievably funny.

    • @ShadowFri3nd
      @ShadowFri3nd ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I lost my sides with that scene.

    • @PIMPSTREZZ-DNA-FAM
      @PIMPSTREZZ-DNA-FAM ปีที่แล้ว +7

      🎉 this is one of the funniest scenes ever...hes scared of cuddie
      .. .. u left a teo yr old...for two min... 30 seconds all it takes..😂😂

    • @tjjordan4207
      @tjjordan4207 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Which, the more I think about it, wouldn't Cuddy have seen Wilson's car outside?

    • @FranciumBoron
      @FranciumBoron 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@tjjordan4207 They probably moved it.

  • @deepac260
    @deepac260 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10693

    Would have looked so wrong if a neighbour saw a man leaving a child’s room window when the mother got home

    • @davidsirmons
      @davidsirmons 5 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      oh wow...

    • @callong8000
      @callong8000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      I would like your comment but it's on 666 likes

    • @haizeldawn9187
      @haizeldawn9187 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      a man? some woman have loose brain parts too!

    • @callong8000
      @callong8000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Haizel Dawn why did you reply to me?

    • @Sciviias
      @Sciviias 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Heyc260 😂🤣

  • @Pomegranits
    @Pomegranits 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8670

    Even though house has ended it still has a giant fanbase

    • @JohnnyS1cK
      @JohnnyS1cK 6 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      Because its the best series ever made❤

    • @Pomegranits
      @Pomegranits 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@JohnnyS1cK Can't Agree With You More #House Forever

    • @brentage5000
      @brentage5000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Because home is where the House is

    • @EclecticallyEccentric
      @EclecticallyEccentric 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Michael Jackson has ended, and his fanbase is absolutely huge.

    • @pderham26
      @pderham26 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It ended?!

  • @ven3767
    @ven3767 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1153

    "I'll stay if you stay " awww

    • @bibialien6722
      @bibialien6722 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I stayed, but he didn't💔😢 just joking😂 but seriously he really didn't stayed😂

    • @ds_0799
      @ds_0799 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That's the sweetest he ever said to Wilson

  • @ThePa1riot
    @ThePa1riot 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2647

    3:27 That might be one of the funniest House lines. Sold by the outraged whisper delivery.

  • @SerenityFeueropal
    @SerenityFeueropal 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9933

    That is a big 2 year old. It's almost like she's 4.

    • @MsZsc
      @MsZsc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Hmm

    • @Love-jl5ww
      @Love-jl5ww 5 ปีที่แล้ว +596

      Most actors are older than their characters. xx

    • @sharslife4254
      @sharslife4254 5 ปีที่แล้ว +373

      My brother is 2 but he is so big he wheres the same sizes as 4 yr old

    • @shiloh4460
      @shiloh4460 5 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      i have a 2 year old baby brother (he turns 3 in october) and he's the same size as the kid in this

    • @mizthecuz
      @mizthecuz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      My two year old niece is this big

  • @darkb4light06
    @darkb4light06 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8760

    "How did you eat a dime?"
    "House."
    😂💀😂
    Out of the mouths of babes!

    • @rcnelson
      @rcnelson 6 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      Swallowing coins is why House had to make "change" with the diaper so often.

    • @crystalmorgan7938
      @crystalmorgan7938 6 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      That little girl loved house so much... Thats why she was up, to hang with house, and house lives her so much... But house runs away from love so thats why he wanted to ditch the babysitting

    • @darkb4light06
      @darkb4light06 6 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Crystal Morgan Couldn't help loving the episode where he did surgery on his leg and Cuddy had to get him in the middle of the night. He was in a lot of pain and he was still joking around with Rachel.

    • @darkb4light06
      @darkb4light06 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @JustinBieber lol what???

    • @leonahyde1733
      @leonahyde1733 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Serious thing. I was dying😂😂

  • @robobrain10000
    @robobrain10000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5495

    Ah man, I really wanted house to mentor Rachel as she grew up, and teach her 'life skills'. Too bad it all went to shit with Cuddy.

    • @Ruukas9
      @Ruukas9 6 ปีที่แล้ว +333

      Because Cuddy actress did not want to do last season >.

    • @robobrain10000
      @robobrain10000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +893

      @@Ruukas9 Honestly, they should have killed Cuddy off, and have House and Wilson adopt Rachel.

    • @Ruukas9
      @Ruukas9 6 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      @@robobrain10000 they are not gay xD

    • @robobrain10000
      @robobrain10000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +548

      @@Ruukas9 I meant like as a parental figure. They were room mates right. Wilson could be like her uncle.

    • @kiwumara
      @kiwumara 5 ปีที่แล้ว +225

      @@robobrain10000 That wouldn't work for the last season any way, as Wilson was dying and House faked his death.

  • @TheCoolProfessor
    @TheCoolProfessor 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2468

    9:42 "What? How did you eat a dime?"
    "House."
    Epic!

  • @nicolarose8026
    @nicolarose8026 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1490

    Two of the funniest moments in this episode "“You’re telling me to do the right thing and you’re climbing out a window” and House's look at the end when Rachel rats him out, at that moment he was wishing she still couldn't talk. Wish they had shown the aftermath. :)

    • @nicolarose8026
      @nicolarose8026 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@bojohannesen4352 Clearly......

    • @ellensilvers7317
      @ellensilvers7317 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@bojohannesen4352 or for some of us this is the only way we can watch the show as not everyone can access this

    • @OctavKitty
      @OctavKitty 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ok boomer

    • @PIMPSTREZZ-DNA-FAM
      @PIMPSTREZZ-DNA-FAM ปีที่แล้ว

      🎉 this is one of the funniest scenes ever...hes scared of cuddie
      .. .. u left a teo yr old...for two min... 30 seconds all it takes..😂😂

  • @jupiterdoe1776
    @jupiterdoe1776 5 ปีที่แล้ว +993

    Its like a teenage babysitter inviting her bf over then him running away through the window

    • @hanz2904
      @hanz2904 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Awfully specific.

    • @G.F.SF55
      @G.F.SF55 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      That's a trope actually, at least it was

    • @Seashellshesell
      @Seashellshesell 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      It is that

  • @aziris7257
    @aziris7257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +767

    "You're telling me to do the right thing while climbing out the window!" The scriptwriters for this series deserve a medal :D

  • @princezakjut
    @princezakjut 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1263

    House really cares about Rachel!😍the best part:"You're telling me to do the right thing while climbing out of window?!"

  • @Sai4651
    @Sai4651 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1985

    I thought House and Wilson accidently got a kid somehow based off the title and thumbnail. Kind of like "My Two Dads"

    • @pancon9947
      @pancon9947 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      that would be funny

    • @ozzywalker609
      @ozzywalker609 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Or "Three Men with a Baby"

    • @KhushiSharma-ij6su
      @KhushiSharma-ij6su 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ikr! It would have been amazing like a storyline before Wilson's death, him wanting to be a father and later House taking care of the kid.

  • @The_Notorious_N.O.E.
    @The_Notorious_N.O.E. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1097

    The next words he teaches her should be "Snitches get no candy"

    • @arnoldrivas4590
      @arnoldrivas4590 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      More accurate statement (and it rhymes), "Snitches get no Twix."

    • @weckar
      @weckar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@arnoldrivas4590 ... Rhymes in what accent?

    • @irmaadams7780
      @irmaadams7780 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahaha

    • @AnUpo17
      @AnUpo17 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Maybe he should be more responsible with a CHILD

  • @deborahsheets2604
    @deborahsheets2604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +529

    So funny when Cuddy walks in on house with the flashlight in his mouth looking through her poop “in new to all of this” 😂😂

    • @deborahsheets2604
      @deborahsheets2604 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      No I don’t think I did at all! Besides, that’s what the comment section is for is to share what we like about the video! Have a great day :)

    • @deborahsheets2604
      @deborahsheets2604 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Seems like you like to bully people in the comment section. I’ll pray for you!

    • @richa.s9912
      @richa.s9912 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LOL 😂 No it not weird at all ‼️ Having a penlights looking at girls 💩 poops changing diapers ! LOL 😂😂 And not wearing a gas mask 😷 .

    • @ethosterros9430
      @ethosterros9430 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's fine im a doctor this is what we do

    • @remingtonsalvatore6024
      @remingtonsalvatore6024 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      WITH CHOPSTICKS THOUGH

  • @Shadow_wo1f05
    @Shadow_wo1f05 6 ปีที่แล้ว +869

    3:19 when your friend ask you to help babysit and just ditch you when something goes wrong lmao

  • @melissabaltazarf
    @melissabaltazarf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +228

    7:16 I LOVE how Wilson is this supportive of House😂😂😂 He was babysitting while House was at the hospital wasting time and picking up food😂 I love these two❤️❤️❤️

  • @mzzbitty2712
    @mzzbitty2712 5 ปีที่แล้ว +632

    When you're so eccentric, searching through poop with just a simple "this is new" excuse, works. House will always be hands down one of my favorites

  • @dostagirl9551
    @dostagirl9551 5 ปีที่แล้ว +536

    It boggles the mind how the naysayers thought Cuddy and House getting together somehow killed the joy of the show. If anything, it breathed like back into it and restored that undercurrent of humorous zing that was fading.

    • @ilo3456
      @ilo3456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      It kinda put House in a situation in which he was happier, and had to deal with things he is not really good at, ae parenting and being in a relationship that actually works

    • @shadyatem
      @shadyatem 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Until they changed their minds and broke them up 💀 I was a huge fan of this couple. If they had planned to have them end the way they did, they should have just kept them as friends imo because the breakup and the car crash storyline sucked 😔

    • @drwilsonstoenailpolish3194
      @drwilsonstoenailpolish3194 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They’re my second favourite ship and my favourite of House’s canon relationships

    • @PhilomathWizard
      @PhilomathWizard 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@shadyatemI wonder how the show would’ve ended if he still had Cuddy.

  • @jonahthrane812
    @jonahthrane812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    Fun little side fact. The bag with their food at the end is one of the "no crinkle bags" they use for movies because the very crinkly bag is bad for sound production.

    • @arstulex
      @arstulex 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah they didn't do a very good job of hiding it here though. The bag looks too 'thick' to be paper, which sort of gives away the illusion.
      I'm guessing that's actually what spurred you to bring it up in the first place. I was actually about to comment it until I scrolled down as saw you had already mentioned it.

    • @allys744
      @allys744 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That’s a good observation. Any crinkling sound effect was probably recorded in post to make it sound like paper

  • @tomhannah3825
    @tomhannah3825 6 ปีที่แล้ว +410

    Magnificent Ending! "What? How did you eat a dime?" ..."House." ...Hahahahaha!!!!

  • @quietplace8455
    @quietplace8455 5 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    *”you’re telling me to do the right thing, while CLIMBING OUT A WINDOW?!”*

  • @madg9634
    @madg9634 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2268

    “You’re telling me to do the right thing and you’re climbing out a window”
    Edit: lmfao

    • @codrinmicusan446
      @codrinmicusan446 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah. We know. We saw the same video

    • @cccubed8054
      @cccubed8054 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      “Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh! Shh! .......Tell her!”

    • @mauz791
      @mauz791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      3:18 House's fear is so apparent in the high-pitched "window" lol

    • @bloblin1267
      @bloblin1267 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SHH SHSHSH SHHHH SHHH

  • @alondraramirez4668
    @alondraramirez4668 6 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    9:51
    “What. . How did you eat a dime?”
    “House”
    Snitches get Stitches
    (Also, she doesn’t look 2)

    • @snappiepappie9899
      @snappiepappie9899 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ikr she looks 4/5

    • @elizabethhenry-j2d
      @elizabethhenry-j2d 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I haven’t seen this episode and so don’t have context or anything, and when they referenced her as a ‘two year-old” I thought it was just a joke or something. You know that trope of referring to an obvious 12 year-old as 5 or something. But….is it not? Because that is definitely not a two year-old 😂

  • @golden_misfit
    @golden_misfit 6 ปีที่แล้ว +524

    *HA* She actually did eat a dime. The one time House is wrong

  • @shivalishankersharma1562
    @shivalishankersharma1562 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Its not often the we see House panic, or not knowing what to do. This episode is a treat

  • @kostasmilo2562
    @kostasmilo2562 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    "you're telling me to do the right thing while climbing down a WINDOooOOOW!!"
    I died!!!

  • @joebenzz
    @joebenzz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    Wish there was an episode where the main subject would be House and Wilson do random hilarious stuff during the entire episode. Would have been golden :D

  • @mozxz
    @mozxz ปีที่แล้ว +52

    You gotta respect that Cuddy does not at all find it weird that House is standing in the middle of the night, going through a diaper with a flashlight in his mouth, and a pair of chopsticks in his hands, and just goes to sleep no questions asked......
    How insane do you have to be, for others to consider your insane actions as "normal"

  • @MizunoPansaa
    @MizunoPansaa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    Today is TMI Tuesday!
    When I was a child, I accidentally swallowed a penny. How? Well, I was laying on my back, holding a penny up, turning it over in my fingers and watching the light reflect off of it. It slipped out of my fingers and just so happened to fall into my mouth, at which point I automatically swallowed.
    Mom took me to the doctor a while later, because it felt like it was still in my throat. The doc confirmed with an Xray that it had already passed into the large intestine, so we just had to monitor my bowel movements...
    Cut to later that day/the next day and Mom (with a plastic baggie over her hand) finds the penny in my stool, washes it off, and it was *rainbow* colored.
    The acids in my stomach had reacted to the metals and made it look pretty damned cool. It almost made me want to swallow another, 'cause that was pretty nifty... But seriously people, don't go swallowing coins, it's not good for you.

    • @shanayazaveri2620
      @shanayazaveri2620 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      😂😂😂 You wanted to swallow another coin? I guess kids are all weird.

    • @cezar3169
      @cezar3169 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I was stupider. I had a magnet and some pennies. Kept putting them in and out of my mouth because I liked the taste. (Dont judge I was a weird kid). So I was savouring the taste of the pennies when I coughed and the penny made it's way down my throat. Started to panic but didn't want nanny to find out so I tried to pust it back up by pushing my neck. Mom soon found out and we went to get an X ray and saw it was still in my stomach.
      Doctor wanted to perform surgery but mom said no and 3 days later I pooped it out.
      My penny was also rainbow and to this day it is still in a little baggy as a "souvenir" as my doctor had phrased it. Our family doctor was wierd

    • @MizunoPansaa
      @MizunoPansaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@shanayazaveri2620 Okay, so this response is super late because I just now saw your comment... But I am a 37 year old adult and I *still* get the occasional urge to swallow a penny so it'll come out rainbow...

    • @VJamrita
      @VJamrita 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Seriously nifty hahhahahahah

    • @NoucheDozzle
      @NoucheDozzle 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did you keep the rainbow penny though?

  • @Orchestra_temi
    @Orchestra_temi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    "Rachel, how many coins did you eat?"
    The terrified way House asked that cracked me up so bad. 😹😹😹

  • @ATalkingDoubleBarrel
    @ATalkingDoubleBarrel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    House and Wilson are both great mothers

  • @JayFAE12
    @JayFAE12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "You're telling me to do the right thing while climbing out a window?!"
    *Frantic shushing*

  • @SnuffIt
    @SnuffIt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    "Hey hey hey you're not gonna pin this on me"
    "You're telling me to do the right thing while CLIMBING OUT A WINDOW"
    ”SHHH shhh shhh shhh shhh tell her"
    😂 The delivery of those lines kills me, Hilson friendship was the Best

  • @ethanandrews3076
    @ethanandrews3076 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    2:10 You can see that Wilson’s actor was actually palming the quarter instead of the quarter actually being in the toddlers mouth to make it safe for her

  • @samikshyatripathy
    @samikshyatripathy ปีที่แล้ว +15

    3:19 this was the most funny part of this whole episode. Wilson shushing House was very funny. 😂😂😂

  • @sirwiddlescabbagebaker
    @sirwiddlescabbagebaker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    I bet that was the little girl's first word, "House"

  • @mrguest3749
    @mrguest3749 6 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    3:33 I have never seen this facial expression by House.

  • @tareasytrabajosadolfoarian4849
    @tareasytrabajosadolfoarian4849 5 ปีที่แล้ว +981

    Both are medic with experience and can't manage a case of eat coins

    • @thecommunistdoggo1008
      @thecommunistdoggo1008 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Doctors not medics big difference

    • @rowdeemunkee
      @rowdeemunkee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      It is hilarious how they are the best in their field and are struggling here. This is why there are specializations.

    • @mikey5985
      @mikey5985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      well it would have been easier with the scope but she was only 2 years old

    • @thatguybrody4819
      @thatguybrody4819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      adults: no you can't eat coins!
      kiddo: shiny flat thing delicious.

    • @squirm8272
      @squirm8272 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      True but this is a more private life case. It isn’t a mom coming in with a child who definitely ate something to an appointment. It’s him trying to not let his gf find out that he put her child in danger.

  • @BonesWasTaken11
    @BonesWasTaken11 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1208

    Why isn't anyone commenting about how cute that girl is

    • @warpatato
      @warpatato 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Knock knock

    • @pointbreak4094
      @pointbreak4094 6 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@warpatato Imma sacrifice myself
      Who's there?

    • @SD-ko3nn
      @SD-ko3nn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      coz people call men pedos if you call a child cute.

    • @bronosx2246
      @bronosx2246 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@SD-ko3nn It's obvious that he thinks the child is adorable! It's as simple as that!

    • @sirwoodofeast9497
      @sirwoodofeast9497 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Because that is the quickest way to meet Chris Hanson.

  • @ihavebeefwithsatan1411
    @ihavebeefwithsatan1411 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1009

    House-😴😑😑
    Cuddy- “How did you eat a dime”
    House-😑😑😑
    Rachel-....”House”
    House-😐😐
    Who’s here 1-1-2020

    • @dunnodontcare8674
      @dunnodontcare8674 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Umm. What?
      Edit: oh now I get it. Thought you were referring to the Wilson and House convo.

    • @ihavebeefwithsatan1411
      @ihavebeefwithsatan1411 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DunnoDontCare lol

    • @irfanmansuri6082
      @irfanmansuri6082 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Panicatthesociety 2-2-2020

    • @aakjshhahaha1626
      @aakjshhahaha1626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No it’s 😳😳😳 for the last one

    • @mikey5985
      @mikey5985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      im here 4-2-20

  • @Anna19093
    @Anna19093 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    This is one of the few shows that you can always rewatch and never get bored of. Whenever my current show’s seasons are over (there aren’t many I watch now, as for the most part TV sucks) I always go back to these old shows to keep myself entertained. Shows like House, White Collar, Criminal Minds, Suits, Grimm, etc, will always be irreplaceable.

    • @bigmarv6684
      @bigmarv6684 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly. Those Olds shows are goated compared to d new ones

    • @Meowface.
      @Meowface. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Add madmen to that list, and sopranos
      And a show you probably haven’t seen but was awesome, Banshee

    • @Anna19093
      @Anna19093 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Meowface. and Burn Notice is another one I forgot to add!

  • @pigeon8466
    @pigeon8466 5 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    "How did you eat a dime?"
    "House."
    Me: *cackles*

    • @MugdhaMahdiShams
      @MugdhaMahdiShams 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      House: I'm in danger.

    • @bojohannesen4352
      @bojohannesen4352 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      So you cackled at the moment the whole clip had been leading up to? You are a legend.

    • @TheRealZazaExpert
      @TheRealZazaExpert 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "Me: cackles" youtube comments is such a strange place

  • @BarneyEg
    @BarneyEg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    "How did you eat a dime?!"
    "HOOOUSE"
    House- *oh shoot*

    • @RyanSmith-wo2pi
      @RyanSmith-wo2pi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      .

    • @RyanSmith-wo2pi
      @RyanSmith-wo2pi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Vote for IKE

    • @BarneyEg
      @BarneyEg 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bojohannesen4352 You do realize that uh. This was two years ago-

  • @amirulhakim268
    @amirulhakim268 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    3:20 House truly terrified LOL, we never see House so terrified like this LOL

  • @aleksander10101
    @aleksander10101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Wilson after House guilt trips him into something: Damn you chains of morality !

  • @OddStare
    @OddStare 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    4:10
    ...
    ...
    "DEBB !"
    *Freaking out*

  • @joneelillard892
    @joneelillard892 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    1:50 Never underestimate the chaos that can be caused by a hungry, unattended child.

  • @DukeJohnny
    @DukeJohnny ปีที่แล้ว +23

    House and Wilson arguing when the latter is sneaking out through the window was probably the hardest I've laughed through the entire series. Just two teenagers in adult bodies.

  • @danterik9781
    @danterik9781 6 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    Now this it the top level of best friendship you can get xD

  • @mialarsson4972
    @mialarsson4972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Gotta love House’s panic eyes 😂😂😂

  • @aIiza
    @aIiza 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    3:19 _god i love this part. especially how hugh delivers the line._

  • @eufonioun
    @eufonioun 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    What do you got there sweetie? LOL, House's parent voice

  • @workout9594
    @workout9594 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Paradoxically, house wishing he was 'nicer' was a longing for him to exploit a good image for malicious intent.

  • @barbaraallen8439
    @barbaraallen8439 5 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    Both afraid of Cuddy
    😂🤣
    House is a good dad actually
    ❤️
    Wilson is a good friend....
    ❤️
    Never wanted this show to end....😔

    • @michaelccozens
      @michaelccozens 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      House is a terrible dad. The first thing he tried to do was dump the responsibility on Wilson so he could go party, and his game of chicken is why Rachel was unsupervised to begin with.

    • @HikenOmaru
      @HikenOmaru ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@michaelccozens clearly you didnt see the episode when he played games with her to get her into a good preschool

  • @sshms414
    @sshms414 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Love how she drops house in it at the end. Hugh Laurie is obviously a very good actor as I just can't believe how different he is in the great series

  • @BlackBl3dR0ze-i2u
    @BlackBl3dR0ze-i2u 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    6:19 House pulls the old "quick! look busy!" move like you do to stop your parents catching you not doing your homework xD

  • @827Drew
    @827Drew 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    'You're telling me to do the right thing, while climbing out a window!' For some reason, that line never fails to make me laugh.

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not for "some reason" but because it is FUNNY to thousands people, not just you.

  • @catialeoncini
    @catialeoncini 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    5:45 "'Cause it matches my eyes" I'M DYING 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @livelifeincolour
    @livelifeincolour 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "I'll just scream, 'Look over there!'" I love sarcastic Wilson!

  • @iamnerd223
    @iamnerd223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    “Your telling me to do the right thing while climbing out a window”
    Friendship goals

  • @itsyaboinadia
    @itsyaboinadia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    "i'll stay if you stay"
    oh my goodness so 3rd grade

  • @griselmancedo1052
    @griselmancedo1052 6 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    house had the hots for wilson since....always 0:30.

  • @edencrocc7220
    @edencrocc7220 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    3:27
    *Tell her*
    Disappears out window 😂

  • @haltair4015
    @haltair4015 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "How did you eat a dime ?
    -House !"
    Meanwhile in House's mind : *Shiiiiiiit....*

  • @jim394
    @jim394 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    3:25 "Tell her!". I find it funny with Wilson and windows lol

  • @lilianachavero4120
    @lilianachavero4120 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Out of all the food around her.. she “ate” a dime

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Kids....)))))

    • @PassiveDissimulation
      @PassiveDissimulation 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      They look tasty, duh.

    • @michaelccozens
      @michaelccozens 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      People pay ridiculous amounts to eat dishes with tasteless, unchewable gold foil. At least Rachel has the excuse of not knowing better.

  • @christinaify
    @christinaify 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Random fact: prop managers make things like paper bags out of stiff cloth so the sound of the rustling paper doesn't mess with the sound on set. The paper sounds are added later. That's why his bag of Chinese food looks odd @8:56

  • @lostchaos7688
    @lostchaos7688 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Such two great fathers the two are.

  • @India.H
    @India.H 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Just the look of "oh crap" on House's face at the end xD

    • @bojohannesen4352
      @bojohannesen4352 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      HAHAHAHAHA, thanks for telling is that you also think the funniest part is funny!!!!1 HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAAAAA

  • @ruhirajita
    @ruhirajita 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Wilson is the best possible friend one could ask for.

  • @roninelenion4805
    @roninelenion4805 6 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    When I was about five, I swallowed a penny and threw it up. I never did that again, because my mom took me to the hospital, where I got a shot (I don't remember if it had anything to do with the penny, or if I was due for an immunization).

    • @hayleymarse2853
      @hayleymarse2853 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I laughed way too hard at this. Seeing what other people did as kids makes me realize how unusually well behaved I was

    • @roninelenion4805
      @roninelenion4805 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@hayleymarse2853 Your parents were very lucky. I wasn't an angel, but I behaved alright for the most part. I just used to put everything in my mouth. Now, my mom is a pre-school teacher, and she comes home with some pretty crazy stories. Some of those kids make eating a penny sound cute, if you can believe it.

    • @hayleymarse2853
      @hayleymarse2853 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ronin Elenion That’s pretty funny. I definitely had my moments but I’ve always been a people pleaser. I have a job teaching dance and gymnastics classes for preschool kids and they are pretty crazy and super cute so I can totally imagine making eating a penny cute. It’s so interesting seeing the different maturity levels of kids because there are some three year olds who you can hold a serious conversation with and some who just want to get into trouble. They are mostly pretty sweet though

    • @roninelenion4805
      @roninelenion4805 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@hayleymarse2853 That's true. You have to take the good with the bad.

    • @ijornhribrudkrvir
      @ijornhribrudkrvir 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I ate a nickel when I was little and the doctor didn't care

  • @brentage5000
    @brentage5000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    "I am NOT going to bargain babysitting for sex ... who the hell said that?"

    • @mauz791
      @mauz791 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      6:59

  • @jordiko120
    @jordiko120 6 ปีที่แล้ว +684

    Hilson > Huddy

    • @savemori968
      @savemori968 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That's tea

    • @dark_lady5285
      @dark_lady5285 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hilson < Huddy

    • @jordiko120
      @jordiko120 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Pumosia🦄💕 Nah Cuddy and House were never meant for each other

    • @dark_lady5285
      @dark_lady5285 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jordiko120 I know but it's sad true ☹️

    • @leviatkins8156
      @leviatkins8156 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who's the girl in the pic?

  • @lozensfire
    @lozensfire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    What a cute kid,and so much personality,I could have sworn she raised an eyebrow when house went through her poop

  • @hikari1690
    @hikari1690 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I like the scene when house and wilson were calculating together and almost failing xD

  • @seb2750
    @seb2750 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    1:05 Hilarious how they play chicken over who is leaving. We all knew Wilson folds first.

  • @justlucky8254
    @justlucky8254 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "You're telling me to do the right thing...while climbing out the WINDOW?!?!

  • @hannahscott6604
    @hannahscott6604 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I’m rolling at the diaper inspection 😂

  • @sannehouterman7838
    @sannehouterman7838 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The whole "wilson climbes out of a window scene" is just zo great

  • @wingochan9400
    @wingochan9400 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Cuddy: "What...? How did you eat a dime?"
    Rachel: "House."
    (One of my favorite endings ever! 😂)

  • @laraturkeli6978
    @laraturkeli6978 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “You’re telling me to do the right thing then climbing out of w i n d o w !!” IM DEAD AHAHAHHAHSHHA😂😂

  • @saraal8432
    @saraal8432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Those 2 should have their own sitcom 😂

  • @ghostboy463
    @ghostboy463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    4:20 she looks so smug about House having to search her diaper

  • @Thecol1994
    @Thecol1994 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love when the pan over Cuddy sleeping and House is wide awake haha

  • @kiddfaith4397
    @kiddfaith4397 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    “I’m leaving!”
    “I’m leaving!”
    Is this a new form of playing chicken? XD

  • @cosmic_bobatea
    @cosmic_bobatea 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "You're telling me to do the right thing while climbing out a WINDOW-!"
    "shh- shh- shh- SHH! sHH! TELL HER!" XD

  • @jannmarcvillablanca7183
    @jannmarcvillablanca7183 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    6:10
    House is irradiating Wilson's dosimeter. In real life, a dosimeter only registers ionizing radiation (alpha, beta, gamma radiation) and House is using a UV lamp which is not an ionizing one. If it was he should be well shielded and the lamp he was carrying should be heavier due to lead shielding.

    • @hughlindsay540
      @hughlindsay540 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's fiction and not real life

  • @PeekOBooo
    @PeekOBooo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    House: “You’re telling me to do the right thing, while climbing out of a window?!?!”
    Wilson:”Shh shh shh 🤫.”

  • @Aegon1
    @Aegon1 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    3:19 might be one of my favorite House-Wilson moments in the show

  • @rowananderson8318
    @rowananderson8318 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "You're telling me to do the right thing... While climbing out a window!!" 😂

  • @Liuhuayue
    @Liuhuayue 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    8:59 Wilson looks so depressed.

  • @ditzydoo04
    @ditzydoo04 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    House: You’re telling me to do the right thing while climbing out a window!
    Wilson: *aggressive shushing*