The fact that you could play this exact audio in a Video Game and it would be completely normal. Everything he says is literally standart in like every shooter 😂
@@alexkha thats was an exaggeration btw, he was saying ''hes on me, hes literally on top of me, hes INSIDE me '' - to exaggerate how close he actually is, not literally
A few years ago I used to talk to friends over headset in my room during a bout of depression where I had stopped going to school, and it was only recently that my dad found out I was talking to people and not actually myself. I can’t imagine what he must have been thinking during that time lol
What's really funny about this to me is that my brother is usually playing online games in his room, and this is actually pretty much how my mom reacts 😂😂😂
It's funny when my parents are like "why do you never play with people?" and then when I try to I get them asking what I am saying every 5 seconds when I am not talking to them
Had this happen while I was playing TF2, my parents must of been real confused when I went from spraying the enemy to asking if anyone needed sandwiches.
War Thunder: "ah fuck he penetrated me" "big plane on top of me" "let's change positions and hit them from the back" "wow look how much I'm spraying at them" "ah I don't have enough depression" (Soviet tanks be like) "damn I just penetrated him easily" "That's a big load you're carrying"
Man Soviet depressions is so fucking trash, most of the time i die because of it. But their angle looking up is great, though its useless 90% of the time.
I had the exact opposite reaction from my parents. I even showed them the beautiful scenery from Mass Effect while driving on top of the mountain. They were happy that I was happy, and I even got them to enjoy the game a bit.
The most unrealistic part of this for me was mom actually understanding and respecting he was in an online game. I gave up on online games for a while because my parents just did not understand or care that you can't just pause an online game.
My parents always made exceptions when I was in an online game. If it couldn't be paused, it could wait unless it was an absurdly long game I suppose. But there normally aren't online games that long, so..
@@peterhiser7883 my parents somehow thought i had esp or something. always told me i shouldnt even have the console on if i knew i needed to do something. would get called down in the middle of a game just to hand my mom the remote or to turn on the AC then get scolded for playing the game instead of coming when summoned. fuck i remember i didnt hear my dad 1 time call me to give him a lighter and he tore into me about how at 14 he had to live on his own and work but im just being a lazy entitled ass who plays games at 15.
My mom is also a gamer, so I can't relate, but sometimes we collectively as a family stop to muse over the fact that everything we say while gaming sounds absolutely horrible 🤣
Once yelled “Dude he’s comin’ in our behind!” whilst talking about a vr game to my friend. Now, I was thinking anything dirty then, but clearly my parents did *not* seem to agree
You mean you weren't thinking anything dirty then? You confused me like hell I was like "if your parents disagreed, that means they didn't think it was dirty?"
My dad plays online rpg games so he understands I play online too My mom doesn't know how online games work but can atleast understand you can't pause it
@@maigottmussetsinn my mom also dont know what a online game is but can understand we can pause it and my dad also understands but instead of telling me to come after finishing he just tells to quit and play later
And that's why you should not only play games with your door open, but invite your parents to play with you; just tell them it's a family bonding experience and you'll get a few takers.
This makes me wonder what my parents think when they hear my friend helping me play Hollow Knight for the first time. Just imagine hearing your kids friend saying “kill him in his egg-shaped face hole!”
It took a while, but my parents eventually learned that I couldn't pause my game. So whenever I would tell them I can't pause I'm online they'd tell me to just lose then. My payback was whenever we needed to do something but they wanted to finish watching their show was to access the wifi router from my tablet and disconnect the tv from the wifi.
I can't even risk it My mom doesn't want me turning on a mic, cause then people could "listen in" on what goes on in the house Like yeah they could, but what could they do with it- NOTHIN
Exactly, but you can turn down mic volume and stuff in most games so that if something is happening around you then there is probably a chance that people online won't hear it
Meanwhile, on Dead by Daylight: - I'm kinda hooked up right now, I can't come! - Let me hook you. - I'm doing the gen. - Pop goes the weasel. - He's got Mad Grit! - The Pig's tunneling me! - Rub my back, please? - Got a flashlight. - Coming out of the closet. - Want my flashbang? - Boom! - Dead Hard is OP. - Nice skin. And the crowned jewel... - IRIDESCENT HEAD!
Things I say when I play Dead by Daylight with my lil bro. "He's chainsawing me" "Depression is coming soon, hide" (Dredges nightfall power) "She's phasing on my ass" "Don't step into his shit" "He left some shit there" (pyramidheads power) "He ding donged at me" (Wraiths power)... I could go on and on.
LMAO Me and my friend have said similar things while he guides me through hollow knight. “He looks like an egg” “Hit him in his face hole!” “Smack her in the face” “That dude is fatter then gruz mother!” “You really like killing things.”
I play Splatoon in my room (we have thin walls, btw and the door does basically nothing) and I am constantly shouting a people, and honestly, I bet it sounds somewhat like this. The most iconic thing I think I shouted was when I was the last person alive and time was running out, but I used my super and slaughtered all of them and I just screamed, "YES! I SLAUGHTERED ALL FOUR OF YOUR ASSES! EAT MY INK, BITCHES!" And yes, my mom came it a minute later looking very concerned and confused.
This reminds me when I play gta and choose yes on hot coffee part, I had no idea what it was and don't know how explicit that was, yet I keep play it over and over in normal volume when my parents around just for get new clothes set.
In counter strike, the comms are like:
> I'm in bathroom
> He's flashing
> It's long
> Sprayed him
> Got flashed, coming at hut
> 2 at ramp
> Planting at (A or B)
> 2 Banana
> Rushing mid, dinked him and the guy behind
> I need support!
> I'm coming!
> He's spraying me right now, come on!
> I'm getting destroyed!
> I'll come in from behind!
Overpass?
> I can't see him!
> he's taking all the shots I'm giving him!
> laid his ass down!
> oh god, we got more men coming!
LMAO
What an understanding mom letting him finish his online game
I know right 💀💀
I’m lucky that my mum understands
Fr I wish my mom was like that
lol 969
True, and he actually keeps his promise and comes to help after the game!
My parents heard my sister yell 'DON'T COME INSIDE! IT'S NOT SAFE!' and they were super confused.
😬I assume someone knocked on her door, must’ve been tough to explain
@@kakyoin5862 or they didnt and they thought she said that to a guy..
She was probably in a room full of enemies and she is trying to fight them
@@sillydacialogan and she is warning her teamates
Imagine she says there for 4 inside there pushing deeper👹
his mom probably thought she bought her son the wrong "smash bros"
Lmfao 💀💀
💀💀💀
@@Random_guy788 what a coincidence
@@Random_guy788 June 4th and only guy commenting
@@BengalsFan-z4q what about it.
I remember when I yelled "HE JUST EAT MY SHOT!" And my mom came in my room to see what was happening 🤣
Everyone playing against D. va in overwatch be like
ate* 🙄
@@andrewcuomo5443 shut the hell up, lame ahh.
His Mom knows wassup...
@@andrewcuomo5443- 🤓
The fact that you could play this exact audio in a Video Game and it would be completely normal. Everything he says is literally standart in like every shooter 😂
Really? "He is inside me" - what shooter does that apply to?
@@alexkha In melee range, can be used for games like pubg, csgo, tf2, etc.
@@alexkha thats was an exaggeration btw, he was saying ''hes on me, hes literally on top of me, hes INSIDE me '' - to exaggerate how close he actually is, not literally
@@alexkha basically when hes ran past or on you too close for comfort he's "inside you".
could also be a no collision game, where the in game model is literally inside your model
“Im Spraying Everywhere” lost it
140th like 👍 *smashes hand on table*
264th 🙂
maybe hes playing splatoon
nice 426th
475th like
of course the good old "Pause your game"
Excuse me but did your pfp just rickroll me? 😅
@@soulghostwing9921 What do you think
@@vanessadoeseverything2762 You know the rules and so do I
@@mr.cauliflower3536 So say goodbye
Thank goodness I like playing turned-base games. Otherwise I'd die every 3 minutes lmao
the fact that for a while i didnt hear anything wrong and just had a normal visual of what was going on in game
I thought up a Mechwarrior-ish type thing
It sounded like he was playing a shooter game to me 😂
@@silver.shoelaces R6
A few years ago I used to talk to friends over headset in my room during a bout of depression where I had stopped going to school, and it was only recently that my dad found out I was talking to people and not actually myself. I can’t imagine what he must have been thinking during that time lol
💀💀💀
Hope you're better, fellow army.
@@vishalthescientist I am okay, but thank you.
why are you gay when you have functioning sex organs
@@_je0njungk00kieyou still doing good brother ? 💪🏽🫡
This is exactly what my brother sounds like when he's playing games lol
IKR I actually had to focus to get the dirty jokes since these are just regular callouts
John 3:16
Romans 10:9
John 3:3
Matthew 7:21
,
@@pu2f551 what?
@@n1gtwhisper158 I got the dirty jokes straight away lmaoo
@@pu2f551 Okay? And?
What's really funny about this to me is that my brother is usually playing online games in his room, and this is actually pretty much how my mom reacts 😂😂😂
It's funny when my parents are like "why do you never play with people?" and then when I try to I get them asking what I am saying every 5 seconds when I am not talking to them
@@BaconNuke its cuz parents dont understand our generation's language
According to my parents, I just cursed a lot.
John 3:16
Romans 10:9
John 3:3
Matthew 7:21
,
Lol
I love how the mom gets increasingly more worried.
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Had this happen while I was playing TF2, my parents must of been real confused when I went from spraying the enemy to asking if anyone needed sandwiches.
tf2, the only game that confuses :
new players
parents
litterly anyone who has never played tf2 or seen it.
Can I ask what sandwiches do? I've heard of them but never really thought about it.
@@St4r_Z0mb13 you can eat it and get all of your health back or you can drop it and give your team 75 health
@@bigweld1947 oic
@@ThePcHeadedGuy Pretty much
love how the universal way of signifying that you're playing a mother figure is putting a towel on your head
Everything's fun until parents come and ask what that was lmao 😂
oh hey hamdan
@@bsbl.brandon16 hi
Unless your parents play with you
Cuz either way u dead 😂
then you take time to try and explain it in a way they'd understand, but it takes so long you look like yer hiding something.
War Thunder: "ah fuck he penetrated me" "big plane on top of me" "let's change positions and hit them from the back" "wow look how much I'm spraying at them" "ah I don't have enough depression" (Soviet tanks be like) "damn I just penetrated him easily" "That's a big load you're carrying"
also "pull out i got a bigger gun i'll finish him off"....real dialog between my mate and I in a 5.3 match
Man Soviet depressions is so fucking trash, most of the time i die because of it. But their angle looking up is great, though its useless 90% of the time.
"I'll move around back and try to penetrate him from there. Keep spraying him!"
ATTACK THE D POINT!
@@szymonrozanski6938 "Man Soviet depressions is so fucking trash" *_!?_*
Plot twist: he's actually playing what the mom was thinking of.
lmao
Lmaooo
when was it a plot twist?
Call of Booty: Modern Whorefare?
What's the game's name....?
I had the exact opposite reaction from my parents. I even showed them the beautiful scenery from Mass Effect while driving on top of the mountain.
They were happy that I was happy, and I even got them to enjoy the game a bit.
I love mass effect
And then your Parents walk in on you in the middle of Liara's love scene.
The most unrealistic part of this for me was mom actually understanding and respecting he was in an online game. I gave up on online games for a while because my parents just did not understand or care that you can't just pause an online game.
My parents always made exceptions when I was in an online game. If it couldn't be paused, it could wait unless it was an absurdly long game I suppose. But there normally aren't online games that long, so..
The fact he has a beard on the mom makes her reactions funnier😂😂
definately
@@pravda4429 *Deffeenetlee
@@mirrormirroronthewallll sorry. I type too fast sometimes
@@pravda4429 is that sarcasm lmao
@@ryleryle568 r/woosh
This shit funny asf and it's so true
Fr
fax lmfao
Ok ded channel
@@professor1395 nobody asked and nobody cares
YOU SAID A NONO WORD IM TELLING!
"Hes inside me." killed me
Phoenix down!
550 likes and 1 comment? W h a t
@@joe-ht5ib Eat a Lum berry to deal with that confusion bro.
@@NexusDarkworld338 its perism berry that stops confusion. However lum also works but is often a waste as you just switch
I can feel the devastating amount of horror and terror going inside of that poor mother...
it wasn't a real mom its okay. it was actually the guy who made the video just pretending.
@@nicodemolalli5643 Well ofc
most unrealistic part is how the mom understands it's online
Parent understands that you cant pause an online game
Every gamer in existance: Impossible
what if the parent them self were/is a gamer? :O
nah dude they understand they just tell me to turn it off.
@@Altmerion That is an exception.
*insert requiem for a dream as gamers in shock all pull their glasses off. Looking at the eldritch horror that just presented itself*
@@peterhiser7883 my parents somehow thought i had esp or something. always told me i shouldnt even have the console on if i knew i needed to do something. would get called down in the middle of a game just to hand my mom the remote or to turn on the AC then get scolded for playing the game instead of coming when summoned. fuck i remember i didnt hear my dad 1 time call me to give him a lighter and he tore into me about how at 14 he had to live on his own and work but im just being a lazy entitled ass who plays games at 15.
Finally a parent understand that an online game cannot pause😂😂😂
Yes
"I'm spraying everywhere! Hes on me watch my back!" Had me dying XD
lmao
as a gamer i can confirm ive never said "hes inside me" 💀
I mean... I've said it in chat, mainly because league of legends kayn
@@fitmotheyapOr Yi
I've come to just hate Ionian champs, especially the ones that can just *turn off* your damage by vaporizing their model
@@fitmotheyap or something like "hes on top of me"
I can’t 😭
Try playing a support character in a role based game. You'll say it often enough.
My mom is also a gamer, so I can't relate, but sometimes we collectively as a family stop to muse over the fact that everything we say while gaming sounds absolutely horrible 🤣
Imagine during raging.
I remember a girl literally yelling *"OH YEAH, ROCKET ME, DADDY!!"* and I was just like *"Jesus Christ..."*
Once yelled “Dude he’s comin’ in our behind!” whilst talking about a vr game to my friend. Now, I was thinking anything dirty then, but clearly my parents did *not* seem to agree
Bruh I once yelled at my friend "I will come inside you" when we were goofing of in a game. Well... I definitely had some explaining to do...😅
You mean you weren't thinking anything dirty then? You confused me like hell I was like "if your parents disagreed, that means they didn't think it was dirty?"
bruh parents never understand that you cant pause an online/live game.
My dad plays online rpg games so he understands I play online too
My mom doesn't know how online games work but can atleast understand you can't pause it
@@maigottmussetsinn you have a good fam if ur dad plays games and ur mom understands that you cant pause live things.
@@qu1ck_sc0p3 my dad plays stuff like league of legends and world of warcraft
@@maigottmussetsinn you have a great family
@@maigottmussetsinn my mom also dont know what a online game is but can understand we can pause it and my dad also understands but instead of telling me to come after finishing he just tells to quit and play later
"CHARGER SMASHING ME!"
"SMOKER LICKING ME!"
"JOCKEY RIDING ME!"
Edit: "BOOMER GOT ME DIRTY!"
NO
HUNTER POUNCES ON ME!
"SPITTER"
The Witch is dominating/digging into me - LFD or ToS, whichever you perfer
“The Spitters Dripping on me!”
The only mom that understands online games
If telling your parents you can’t stop an online game was that easy, our world would be much better already
it is, my parents used to play online games too so that might be why
@@Definitly-not-Omegon my dad did too but he wants to make me pause lol
It's becoming more common tbh
And that's why you should not only play games with your door open, but invite your parents to play with you; just tell them it's a family bonding experience and you'll get a few takers.
I'll get bullied is what I'll get.
@@cfri9332 man whoever gets 3-0'd by someone's mom is gonna be bullied lol
Are you doin calls with someone you don't know?
Not on Asia!
It would have been really funny if at the end he revealed he was playing minecraft
fightin' da enda drago
you can't do that in minecraft?
@@darkshadow_42069 r/woooosh
@@darkshadow_42069 nO ShiT sHeRloCK
@@darkshadow_42069 that's the joke
Props to his mom from not shaving her beard for this skit 👏👏👏
This makes me wonder what my parents think when they hear my friend helping me play Hollow Knight for the first time.
Just imagine hearing your kids friend saying “kill him in his egg-shaped face hole!”
when silksong?????
It took a while, but my parents eventually learned that I couldn't pause my game. So whenever I would tell them I can't pause I'm online they'd tell me to just lose then. My payback was whenever we needed to do something but they wanted to finish watching their show was to access the wifi router from my tablet and disconnect the tv from the wifi.
Modern problems require modern solutions.
@@darkin1484
You had the perfect opportunity for a modem pun.
The modem day version of dialing a BBS while your mom is on the phone.
@@imtheonewhoaskedlolmodem problems require modem solutions
That is SAVAGE 💀💀
i lost it when he said “I’m spraying everywhere” and the end
"fine once your finished come and help me"
said no parent ever
I can't even risk it
My mom doesn't want me turning on a mic, cause then people could "listen in" on what goes on in the house
Like yeah they could, but what could they do with it-
NOTHIN
*500 Zuck Bucks has been deposited on your Facebook account*
@@adorabunny2538 *1000 people that dont care has been deposited in your facebook account*
Funny thing is Google and Apple already track your mom everywhere, but she's probably fine with that...
@@ethanmoon3925 She don't use apple lol
Exactly, but you can turn down mic volume and stuff in most games so that if something is happening around you then there is probably a chance that people online won't hear it
A few times when me and my siblings were playing together, we were screaming and laughing, later our parents asked us “Who was dying?” 😆😅
Yeah, I'm part of the "THIS MADE ME LAUGH OUT LOUD" club... Straight up HILARIOUS 🤣😆🤣😆
Parents just know when to watch and listen at the worst moments
Bro, I swear the "I'm spraying everywhere" had me dead. 💀
Not the starting and ending with bro and 💀
"God's damn it, I got headshot from gay spot, and they're coming right now to finish me off."
~Me, confusing my wife with my call outs in Siege. 🤣😂🤣
there's a spot called gay spot?
I'm gonna guess, either the treehouse, or the building across from bank?
More like Redspot
@@britishairways744 I wish you were finally gone
@@holynder3181 probably just a annoying camping spot
Imagine if he screamed "IT'S COMING!"
HELPPP I LOST IT WHEN I SAW THE MOM ON THE FLOOR- I CAN'T LAUGH, IT'S ALMOST 5 AM 💀
What we see: *tactics, timing, strategy, marksmanship and teamwork*
What parents see: 'tactics, timing, strategy, marksmanship and teamwork'
don't see the difference
@@Elsebasxtrem012 you'll get it
What is it
@@Elsebasxtrem012oh you sweet summer child
@@iusemyrealnamebeforeJUST EXPLAIN IT HOLY F**K THAT'S SO EASY COME ON
“What game is he playing”
him: normal fighting game
I wish that was my mom, understanding what online games are
“I’m spraying everywhere”💀
Gotta love the accuracy of this, in regards to the gaming world as a whole.
Me if I were a mom: **busts down the door** THATS WHAT SHE SAID-
Tye : **Says that an online game ant be paused**
His Mom : Okay come down when you are finished
Tye *Did you just understood me?*
me hen 5 yer od
ant
Ant
When your parent is a secret pro gamer that would be a interesting twist
Thats a good parent telling that they will wait for the game to finish and u also got a dad like that be he was a crossfire gamer
This is why I’m so grateful my mom and dad are both video gamers 😂
pov: dirty mind parents
the best part is that the mom understood that online games cant be paused
Meanwhile, on Dead by Daylight:
- I'm kinda hooked up right now, I can't come!
- Let me hook you.
- I'm doing the gen.
- Pop goes the weasel.
- He's got Mad Grit!
- The Pig's tunneling me!
- Rub my back, please?
- Got a flashlight.
- Coming out of the closet.
- Want my flashbang?
- Boom!
- Dead Hard is OP.
- Nice skin.
And the crowned jewel...
- IRIDESCENT HEAD!
When u r 99 on ur heal and u need Kate to finish u off 🥵
Was looking for this
OMG HES STALKING ME
He got so much Juice Stalking me behind that tree
Omg hes so fast he has bloodlust
Hes on my ass
@@Chaos_945 Peak Ghostface gameplay
I played Genshin in front of my parents and I made the mistake of climbing while they were around. :')
Hope it wasn’t Lisa
Oh lawd XD
they almost made me uninstall the game 🙄🙄
need to know which character it was
rookie mistake
it's almost like parents want to take everything you say out of context so that they have an excuse to come barging into your room unannounced
0:45 I CANT BREATHE 😂
Me : yeaaaaa mannnnn he got clapped in 1 shot
My mom: what the . . . . .
When you think about it all it takes is to Scream "He's In me" And then its all over
THE HEART ATTACK AT THE END HAD ME ALMOST CHOKE ON MY POPTART XD
"im playing an online game mum"
*Fine*
every mans dream
The most surprising part about this was that the parent actually understood the concept that online games can’t be paused
Anything heard without context is only limited by the imagination of the hearer lol
The accent just makes this better
what accent?
@@sleepcrime The guy who’s actings accent
@@Eggy_BoBo that's just how people sound?
@@sleepcrime what we’re saying is that we’re not used to hearing people with a British accent so it sounds different to us.
@@Eggy_BoBo oh I see, you're a foreigner.
"pause your game, i will delete that game" every time im hearing that, im dying inside.
Baulders gate 3 made those parents nightmares come true, "not now I'm getting as# f#cked by an orc" 😂
I have definitely gotten in trouble because my parents didnt understand the callouts 😂
Nobody
This is a special mom,she got the best salon for a beard
As a gamer I can completely relate to this lmao 😆
Last time I "paused" an online game, the enemy adc who was 0/5 ended up being 24/6 being legendary and all we had was our Nexus left.
Things I say when I play Dead by Daylight with my lil bro. "He's chainsawing me" "Depression is coming soon, hide" (Dredges nightfall power) "She's phasing on my ass" "Don't step into his shit" "He left some shit there" (pyramidheads power) "He ding donged at me" (Wraiths power)... I could go on and on.
LMAO
Me and my friend have said similar things while he guides me through hollow knight.
“He looks like an egg”
“Hit him in his face hole!”
“Smack her in the face”
“That dude is fatter then gruz mother!”
“You really like killing things.”
The funniest part about this is the fact that you think a mother would let her child finish an online game 🤣
When the mom said "That is disgusting" i was finished
Holdup
I was choking like the mom but thats coz i was having my dinner
and i never realised how sussy these callouts sound
The irony of this is that most online games involve far less "subtle" callouts...
“HE’S Fu
@@Sp3ctralI bro its a comment section it doesnt get censored
@@stormstudios1 maybe because you don’t go on channels that censor certain words in turn, deleting a comment or putting it on review
@@Sp3ctralI literally no channels do that unless their for kids and this channel is obviously not for kids
@@stormstudios1 whatever you say ur obviously right about absolutely everything
They are destroying me from behind lol 😂😂😂
I was having a bad day, this made me non-stop laugh
Surprised she knew what clap meant!
I play Splatoon in my room (we have thin walls, btw and the door does basically nothing) and I am constantly shouting a people, and honestly, I bet it sounds somewhat like this. The most iconic thing I think I shouted was when I was the last person alive and time was running out, but I used my super and slaughtered all of them and I just screamed, "YES! I SLAUGHTERED ALL FOUR OF YOUR ASSES! EAT MY INK, BITCHES!" And yes, my mom came it a minute later looking very concerned and confused.
Jimi Jackson would like a word.
Ikr
'DON'T GO DEEPER! UGH IT HURTS! ................. i got shot by a sniper don't go in that tunnel'
he needs to help her lose her memory
My parents would never believe me if I told them what really happened.
0:29 is wild
This reminds me when I play gta and choose yes on hot coffee part, I had no idea what it was and don't know how explicit that was, yet I keep play it over and over in normal volume when my parents around just for get new clothes set.
At least let us appreciate his ps4 controller wasn't off
PARENTS UNDERSTANDING THAT YOU CAN'T STOP AN ONLINE GAME FR FR?
We need a part 2
"im flanking from behind"
Alternate Title: How to give your mom a seizure
Even if I was in the room with him, my dirty mind would still activate.
I like to see different people having their take on this