"Aiden never returned to the Earth. He became half-mineral, half-animal and drifted forever through space. And though he wished for death, he was unable to die. So eventually, Aiden stopped thinking."
@@Kektus1 i can definitely see that. Undertale went all and beyond to tell a serious story and played with your computer. This game is just wholesome fun
For anyone interested: The game ideas in Tall Jared phone are real games by the same publishers of Later Alligator, Pillow Fight. In order, they are We Know the Devil, Rose of Winter and Heaven Will be Mine. All fantastic visual novels.
@@shanghaiohmy Homestuck. Or more specifically, Sweet Bro & Hella Jeff, a webcomic which is, in the Homestuck universe, drawn by Dave Strider but which is also a real life webcomic drawn by Andrew Hussie.
@@theqreem8587 Alligators are considered dragons in japanese. Any ancient lizard or dinosaur creature shares the word dragon. Its one the reason everything is a wyvrn in monster hunter, even though you have chickens and squirrels.
I can't believe Woolie didn't get the reference that the eye-patch gator was referencing Goro Majima from the Yakuza series who always stalks the protagonist Kazuma Kiryu and engages in fights with him constantly in a mechanic called the Majima Everyhere System. And who later becomes playable in Yakuza 0 and Kiwami 2.
"Im so glad I met you, you seem like a great person, we should do this again sometime time." Oops date failed Woolie "WHAT!" Jeez Woolie, what you never dated before?
@@herosshade2247 Legit the good ending is where you charm him SO much he ends up blowing off his date with Alligator Kiryu to try and hook up with you for reals.
W: "No I have not played Yakuza, you're thinking of two other people" Me whispering :I thought this dad was only ever supposed to reference one of our other 2 dads per the divorce documents...is...is this a breach of contract? It's a breach of my heart but more importantly THE CONTRACT THO!
CROCO: "Oh? You're approaching me? Instead of trudging away, you're willing coming towards me?" Gataro: "I can't eat fish, snakes, turtles, small mammals, and birds without getting closer to you."
Jesus christ I keep forgetting Woolie hasn't played Yakuza. It just seems like something thats in the Wooliesphere of media I associate with him Edit: We did it boys
Woolie complaining about Fahrenheit eh? Yo Woolie how tall are you? No but seriously Fahrenheit is pretty good for dealing with human temperatures, 80-100+F is hot, 60-80F is nice,
Regardless of how you feel about Aiden, hornets are assholes and they gotta go. I like how the cursor was a knife, the tool a spoon, and as you upgrade to something more knoify the stabs get slower and more careful. 46:52 - TOP FIVE JOHN
41:52 Two gators in glitter embraced in a acrobatic dance pose? That isnt gillter, thats ice flakes catching the spotlight! Yuri on Ice baby! WWII's only true redemption arc!
Oh just in case you didn't see what Later Alligator was doing there, Knife is actually an homage to Goro Majima from the Yakuza series. You can tell because of the eyepatch, hairstyle, and jacket, he also references Kazuma Kiryu multiple times but not by name.
I really, really wish the Majima gator hadn't been in the thumbnail. I would've been really hyped to see him in the video, but I was spoiled by the thumbnail. It's weird, considering how much Woolie hates spoilers
28:20 game: "That's my little sib, Joanie! I caught them on candid camera!" woolie and reggie: "That's his... sister? Sister." swing and a miss guys. swing and a miss.
In today's news: Local Canadian who has died on many hills about not being apologetic for knowing what you were taught since you were a child despite it being wrong everywhere else tries to die on a different hill involving things others were taught as a child. Seriously though. Parts of the metic system are fine but Im not budging on temperature. I thought video games wouldve reinforced the idea that going past 0 or 100 would be known as BAD things. Same with temperature. Starting at an average of 70 (which everyone agrees is average in terms of things like tests or 70/100 points) and the lower you get to zero the colder it is, the higher you get the more dangerous it is with 100 and 0 being the numbers you know where things are getting bad. Why would -50 or + 50 be the way you'd interpret that? 0 means empty (cold) and 100 means full (hot). I feel like its that simple.
Bobby: *uses spoon* Pinstripe gator: *uses hunting knife* that escalated quickly.. The Daft Punk gators on the jukebox was nice. The anime dating sim was quite an unexpected turn. Also why do I get the feeling Pinstripe is an albino gator? They keep saying this visible thing about the character.
...But the only thing complicated about either temperature system is going in between the two. You dont have to do a calculation when someone says 20 C in Europe the same way an American knows what 80 feels like. The only advantages are that Fahrenheit has subtle ease of use when talking abou body temperature, where the more above 100 you are the more irreversibly fucked you end up, and celsius is better for certain calculations. Both are completely arbitrary and are on equal footing for how obtuse they are to someone who doesn't use it nonstop, there isn't a better example of a pot calling a kettle black than Woolie freaking out about it. They're both equally senseless in the grand scheme of things, you just like the one you've had longer. But what do I know, murica dum is law apparently. Its not like close minded "our traditions are the good traditions" mentalities are to blame, no its those other people who are the assholes.
I mean, it the rest of the world's traditions vs Murica's traditions. Kinda hard to not be annoyed with that one guy that goes "no I like it this way! We're doing it this way! If you don't like it this way, leave!"
@@Hyper_Drud Weird. But what really gets to me about aviation is that according to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little... wait, don't leave!
It is unbelievably Canadian to assume that 0 degrees Celsius is the middle temperature for weather. I'm sorry the climate sucks up there (from my point of view and experience), but pretty much every thing else sucks where I live in the US.
As an American I can confirm the imperial measurement system is in fact trash. Who wants to deal with memorizing a bunch of random conversions when SI just has multiples of 10?
On tonight's episode of the writer's barely disguised fetish: Majima
Majima is everyone's fetish
He is also everyone's Male Fantasy
Seems less like the writer's fetish and more like Kiryu/Majima is the writer's OTP.
@@Tenems941 When Majima handed me that watermelon I immediately busted.
"Aiden never returned to the Earth. He became half-mineral, half-animal and drifted forever through space. And though he wished for death, he was unable to die. So eventually, Aiden stopped thinking."
"Yo, Angelo."
Ah yes, the demise of Magenta Magenta
This Majima Everywhere System is getting out of hand.
it seems to cause Majima to adapt to the setting too
Nah, we go further!
First, A Hat in Time, now this?
The song played on the DDR is COME ON EVERYBODY (RAVE MIX 2K19) (VIP ULTRA MAX) by 2 Mello
That song was banging
i didnt know i wanted Gator Majima, but now I know I needed this.
Watched like ten minutes of episode one, paused, bought the game, finished it and now I'm back.
This is a 10.
This might legit be the most charming game since Undertale.
Only this one makes me laugh more
It's pretty up there, for sure. The incredible animations and absolutely on point dialogue is unreal.
*better than undertale
I'd still rank Undertale above since it goes a lot farther and deeper than this, but this game is absolutely up there, no question.
@@Kektus1 i can definitely see that. Undertale went all and beyond to tell a serious story and played with your computer. This game is just wholesome fun
Guys I think the knife is called the knife because he's never ever stabbed someone in the heart through the ribs.
For anyone interested:
The game ideas in Tall Jared phone are real games by the same publishers of Later Alligator, Pillow Fight.
In order, they are We Know the Devil, Rose of Winter and Heaven Will be Mine.
All fantastic visual novels.
“Told you about the stairs bro” NOW THATS A REFERENCE
now THAT is what the refrance
@@shanghaiohmy Homestuck. Or more specifically, Sweet Bro & Hella Jeff, a webcomic which is, in the Homestuck universe, drawn by Dave Strider but which is also a real life webcomic drawn by Andrew Hussie.
Damn bro
@@PsychoSoldier01 and heavily expanded on by O author of Cool And New Webcomic
So along with Woolie killing a guy, we can now say that Woolie killed an alligator.
Yakuza: Like an Alligator
They're kinda like a poor man's dragons
@@theqreem8587 Alligators are considered dragons in japanese. Any ancient lizard or dinosaur creature shares the word dragon. Its one the reason everything is a wyvrn in monster hunter, even though you have chickens and squirrels.
He really is everywhere
@@theqreem8587 as Asian dragon lore moved further north to Mongolia and parts of Russia, it would often morph to Crocodilian.
I was not prepared for the sudden transition into dating sim visual novel. I almost lost my drink and lungs.
I literally looked away for five seconds and was really confused 😂
If that little loading screen alligator had shades, I'd think it was little V
I love how "oh Jeeze" works in every context...
I can't believe Woolie didn't get the reference that the eye-patch gator was referencing Goro Majima from the Yakuza series who always stalks the protagonist Kazuma Kiryu and engages in fights with him constantly in a mechanic called the Majima Everyhere System. And who later becomes playable in Yakuza 0 and Kiwami 2.
Damn even the games he’s play are telling Woolie to play Yakuza
I somehow forgot that Woolie has never played Yakuza, it totally seems like something that'd be right up his alley
He worked on the localization for Yakuza 3 back in the day too
Didn't they play Yakuza zero?
@@MopedOfJustice I think that was just Mat and Pat
@@PepperPizzaPasta Yeah, closest Woolie ever got to a Yakuza game was playing Binary Domain.
Kinda feels like a "matter of time" thing to me.
"Im so glad I met you, you seem like a great person, we should do this again sometime time."
Oops date failed
Woolie "WHAT!"
Jeez Woolie, what you never dated before?
Wait, that's the bad ending?
@@herosshade2247 Legit the good ending is where you charm him SO much he ends up blowing off his date with Alligator Kiryu to try and hook up with you for reals.
And eventually Aiden stopped thinking.
KARS BANISHMENT
Man, I feel like there's a game Woolie is suppose to play.
Lots if hints...what could it be?
Oh yeah, Deadly Premonition.
I CLAPPED I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW IT
This game is just oozing with charm. And now I'm gonna have to buy it just to successfully date Gator Majima.
The GAME IDEAS are references to the publisher Pillow Fight's other games, which are also quite good
That fly swatting minigame exposes exactly why Woolie can't play first person shooters without his special boy set up
W: "No I have not played Yakuza, you're thinking of two other people"
Me whispering :I thought this dad was only ever supposed to reference one of our other 2 dads per the divorce documents...is...is this a breach of contract? It's a breach of my heart but more importantly THE CONTRACT THO!
I said "Two people? Surely you only mean one. We don't talk about any other one..."
Huh?
Wait, he's only ever referred to one after the disbandment of SBFP?
I thought he's referred to the both of them post-disbandment.
Well one can be one of them and the other is Super Eyepatch Wolf
time stamp?
It's fun when Woolie gives out so hard to That One Guy he becomes That One Guy himself
Tall Jared looks like that bully that was gonna kick Spongebob's butt.
Flats?
My kingdom for a Woolie Vs Yakuza 0 lets play!
Or Judgement or Yakuza 7 even!
It bothers me that Woolie hasn’t played Yakuza. You’d think he’d be all over hot blooded streetfights with a shenmue like hub area.
I think he said 0 is on his list of potential stream games
All that shirtless fighting. How is he not the biggest Yakuza mark to ever exist?
Woolie hasn't played Shenmue. Also he doesn't like Deadly Premonition so I don't think that kinda games is really his thing.
It’s like Virtua Fighter with extra steps. I wouldn’t even be surprised if there was an arcade cabinet in one of them that actually let you play it.
@@Hyper_Drud there is virtual fighter in Judgment and woolie played it in this channel before, it wasnt a full series though
Is that gator majima, the mad alligator of shimano. I need to buy this now
Aiden: ".....I really have to itch my snoot, man."
Not once in my life I ever thought I would want to romanticize an alligator.
ZERO IS FREEZING FOR CELSIUS WHAT THE FUCK ARE TALKING ABOUT THIS “Zero is the middle.” SHIT?!
49:00 to this argument I say hey Woolie how tall are you?
CROCO: "Oh? You're approaching me? Instead of trudging away, you're willing coming towards me?"
Gataro: "I can't eat fish, snakes, turtles, small mammals, and birds without getting closer to you."
Jesus christ I keep forgetting Woolie hasn't played Yakuza. It just seems like something thats in the Wooliesphere of media I associate with him
Edit: We did it boys
That thumbnail alone made me yell out "MAJIMA?!"
WHY ON EARTH HAVE YOU NOT PLAYED YAKUZA on the channel yet Woolie?
Have you listened to Get Lucky, Sound of the Summer
Rip Benny Harvey .
Woolie complaining about Fahrenheit eh?
Yo Woolie how tall are you?
No but seriously Fahrenheit is pretty good for dealing with human temperatures, 80-100+F is hot, 60-80F is nice,
Aiden eventually stopped thinking
Regardless of how you feel about Aiden, hornets are assholes and they gotta go.
I like how the cursor was a knife, the tool a spoon, and as you upgrade to something more knoify the stabs get slower and more careful.
46:52 - TOP FIVE JOHN
God, The Knife and Tall Jared are so fucking incredible.
Wow it sucks that Woolz missed the Yakuza reference. That alligator with the eyepatch is a reference to Goro Majima from Yakuza.
fucking incredible that woolie got so lucky with the gag timing on that food picture
Fahrenheit is a scale for human beings, Celsius is a scale for water. Fight me.
41:52 Two gators in glitter embraced in a acrobatic dance pose? That isnt gillter, thats ice flakes catching the spotlight! Yuri on Ice baby! WWII's only true redemption arc!
Really appealing game.
While I love the art and music, the intro keeps making me think of Everywhere at the End of Time by The Caretaker and it’s fucking me up
Oh just in case you didn't see what Later Alligator was doing there, Knife is actually an homage to Goro Majima from the Yakuza series. You can tell because of the eyepatch, hairstyle, and jacket, he also references Kazuma Kiryu multiple times but not by name.
Bobby Blue Eyes is still my favorite so far.
Thought that was Majima on the thumbnail
The Knife has become the NEW spirit animal
I was not prepared for [art style change]
38:47 You don't know whacha messing with!
Majima does wear alligator-skin shoes........
I WAS WAITING FOR THEM TO RUN INTO BISEXUAL ALLIGATOR MAJIMA
Tall Jared is a treasure
So that's just a "knifey spoony" reference, right?
I was just about to finish the Alligator Majima bit and I felt like writing "where's muh JOJO'S" but I held it, was not dissapointed.
Aiden got what was comin' to him. :)
A borrower?! I knew my studio Ghibli knowledge would help
Any game where you can go on a date with alligator majima is a game I would play
I really, really wish the Majima gator hadn't been in the thumbnail.
I would've been really hyped to see him in the video, but I was spoiled by the thumbnail.
It's weird, considering how much Woolie hates spoilers
not all Jared's are creeps :(( especially not tall Jared he's a sweetheart and I love him.
16:14 OMG this takes me back to the Dodger dating sim days!! 😂😂😂
"Despite not playing Yakuza" Play Yakuza right the fuck now. Do a LP. Right after you make Reggie do a MGS LP.
Fahrenheit is better for it's extra scale of relevant temperatures. 80ish absolute numbers vs 40ish.
I love that the protagonist is very clearly a badass
Totally here for Reggie's hockey updates tho.
If this somehow comes to Switch, I'm all over this.
"How was I supposed to know complimenting someones neck veins was weird?! She looked really cool!"
Yeah she does!
28:20
game: "That's my little sib, Joanie! I caught them on candid camera!"
woolie and reggie: "That's his... sister? Sister."
swing and a miss guys. swing and a miss.
Why is it a miss?
@@Kreacher3 I think it's because Joanie is supposed to be either gender ambiguous or gender fluid.
@@kappinr-m80s23 Ahhh. I didn't notice the gender-neutral pronoun. Thanks. :)
Yakuza 0 LP, when?
You know when I decided to watch this video I didn't expect to see a dating sim with an Alligator Majima
These New Jersey stereotypes are offensive and I can't stop laughing
When I saw the Yakuza & JoJo references, I immediately knew Woolie needed to play this.
Dang dancing gators needs to be at future evo
Hey Woolie let's go ask the Knife
WE GOING TO ALLIGATOR JERSEY BOIS!!
"KROCADILE-CHAN!"
In today's news: Local Canadian who has died on many hills about not being apologetic for knowing what you were taught since you were a child despite it being wrong everywhere else tries to die on a different hill involving things others were taught as a child.
Seriously though. Parts of the metic system are fine but Im not budging on temperature. I thought video games wouldve reinforced the idea that going past 0 or 100 would be known as BAD things. Same with temperature. Starting at an average of 70 (which everyone agrees is average in terms of things like tests or 70/100 points) and the lower you get to zero the colder it is, the higher you get the more dangerous it is with 100 and 0 being the numbers you know where things are getting bad. Why would -50 or + 50 be the way you'd interpret that? 0 means empty (cold) and 100 means full (hot). I feel like its that simple.
Bobby: *uses spoon*
Pinstripe gator: *uses hunting knife*
that escalated quickly..
The Daft Punk gators on the jukebox was nice. The anime dating sim was quite an unexpected turn.
Also why do I get the feeling Pinstripe is an albino gator? They keep saying this visible thing about the character.
What if he’s a crocodile instead?
@@Hyper_Drud I suppose that can be it too.
Non-binary Joanie is the latest gaming icon for 2021
...But the only thing complicated about either temperature system is going in between the two. You dont have to do a calculation when someone says 20 C in Europe the same way an American knows what 80 feels like. The only advantages are that Fahrenheit has subtle ease of use when talking abou body temperature, where the more above 100 you are the more irreversibly fucked you end up, and celsius is better for certain calculations. Both are completely arbitrary and are on equal footing for how obtuse they are to someone who doesn't use it nonstop, there isn't a better example of a pot calling a kettle black than Woolie freaking out about it. They're both equally senseless in the grand scheme of things, you just like the one you've had longer. But what do I know, murica dum is law apparently. Its not like close minded "our traditions are the good traditions" mentalities are to blame, no its those other people who are the assholes.
I mean, it the rest of the world's traditions vs Murica's traditions. Kinda hard to not be annoyed with that one guy that goes "no I like it this way! We're doing it this way! If you don't like it this way, leave!"
jeeze dude
What gets me is in aviation we use feet for altitude and Celsius for temperature.
@@Hyper_Drud Weird. But what really gets to me about aviation is that according to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little...
wait, don't leave!
@@siefer117 believe me, I’ve taken two Physics classes in college and the professor was just just as perplexed as we were.
Is 0 -100 being the comfortable range really that complicated?
Is 0-100 being the liquid range of water that complicated?
I am a simple man, I see (aligator) majima, I click.
So in this universe, Pat and Majima are friends?
It is unbelievably Canadian to assume that 0 degrees Celsius is the middle temperature for weather. I'm sorry the climate sucks up there (from my point of view and experience), but pretty much every thing else sucks where I live in the US.
As an American I can confirm the imperial measurement system is in fact trash. Who wants to deal with memorizing a bunch of random conversions when SI just has multiples of 10?
Day 6 of begging for Uminkeo:
Sorry guys I'm a little late.
I was cooking dinner.
It was mackerel.
SEAN-JARED i mean TALL JARED
Knife's segment was a lot better before it got to the vn parody. Which feels odd to say because I read vns.
Fahrenheit > Celsius for humans
Man what is he even talking about with that comparison
"The basic concept of zero is the middle" WHY WOULD YOU WANT ZERO TO BE THE MIDDLE????
Aidan has no mouth and he must vape
Heres a link to the qr video
th-cam.com/video/xILQNmzI7Oc/w-d-xo.html
Woolie, please play Yakuza. I'm sure you would love it.
Yo Angelo
Oh my fucking god what is even going on in this game anymore.
I think Tall Jared has ADHD