Thanks for the advice man, I managed to get 32 bodies loaded in my trunk. I'm packed with the ladies I'm going to dig with them in my back yard. Merry Christmas EARLY Christmas.
Here's how to enhance the method: *Big chain* *Big glass* *Drip clothes* *Say mamacíta at the end of every sentence* *Be gigachad and let her know your making it hard for her to get you*
My friend thought i cant find a girl (which is true), that i end up watching tutorial to pick up a girl on roblox, and when he hear the whole video he cant stop laugh (my eng trash asf)
Very helpful! I will now try this as a 11 year old slender and not get bullied anymore!! Thank you john!!! John it was fucking Walter’s Juniors sons girlfriend from breaking bad, please help Jesse and Mr.White are planning to use the cigarette on me, john your advice I- I though it was supposed to work dammit?! Please help I don’t wanna be a meth lab worker please john save me…
Whoever is the hacker is just jealous because he has a lot of girls or wanna ruin his video or he's just a troll or he wanna just get deleted or ban or kicked on his main
uhhh pt 2 from the other vid lol
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How to pick up women (100% not fake) (not clickbait) (100% real)
100% I have girlfriends
100% My girlfriend is Dead Because No reason (Crying Inside Soul)
If it's a trap lay them on their back.
~Yoda
real
(my dad is pregnant rn, amogus noodles at 3am, my mom caught me in 4k plus HD camera)
100% REAL
3:29 sounds like dantavius ngl
Taking notes
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tf is vitamin delicious comment not commenting
Thank you John roblox, I managed to pick up in a total of 17 women in a date! Keep up the work bro!👍
Wait a minute.
Bruh lol
Welp that fast 17 women in a few mins
"Easy come, easy go"
So you have exs
"this is indeed the correct way to get a roblox girlfriend" -Sun Tzu, The Art of War
With skills like his this chat will surely get whats promised
I am watching this while spinning for blood lines on shindo life lol
Sun Tzu, The Art of gurl
"War" 👽
he also said “the best way to get a baba gril is to say the words of gaemers”
When John actually used a banger song as his outro 😳
Search Roblox theme song phonk, created by yippes.
@@hardiecuizons thanks
Search up official roblox songs. Or "old" how ppl call it.
@@hardiecuizons sick banger innit ?
as a girl i can confirm this is a great and extremely accurate roblox gf tutorial 😍😍
Thanks for the confirmation, i will now attempt it with my webcam mic
HEY BABY GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
HOORAH
*deep voice* heyyyy baba grilllllll
@@ForceLP2 (In a suffocating voice)
Thanks for the advice man, I managed to get 32 bodies loaded in my trunk. I'm packed with the ladies I'm going to dig with them in my back yard. Merry Christmas EARLY Christmas.
Damn, I'm stuck in the bury step, what do I do next?
can i get the address? i want a body. i will offer 2$.
What’s your user I want to see it loll
Can i buy one?, Would be a nice dinner for later
@@TheBodiesWereBeyondMutilated true Chad buying a woman
This didn't work. Did I get scammed?
No your just bad
10/10 video was extremely accurate and helpful; thank you John Roblox cause I finally gots the womens
John : AYY GIRL DO YOU PLAY ROBLOX?
_STARTS TO SPEAK ENCHANTMENT TABLE_
Thx man this tips is rlly helping!
I manage to get 80 wemen in a row!
This is one of the most accurate and legit tutorials ever made
All the sexists be like: LOL NOPE WOMEN ARNT SUPURIOR AHAHAHAHAHA
No, I didn't click for women....
I clicked for the funny mic.
The starting music is is the tutorial in doom eternal I think
the whole difference between catfishing in Discord and catfishing in Roblox lol.
John the solar eclipse event for tds is here
Roblox slenders watching this video be like: N O T E D
why did i click on this video again?
Here's how to enhance the method:
*Big chain*
*Big glass*
*Drip clothes*
*Say mamacíta at the end of every sentence*
*Be gigachad and let her know your making it hard for her to get you*
But HOWWWW DO I MAKE MYSELF HARD TO GET, when I’m trying TO GET HER
John really have the abillity to attract woman in less than minute.
"Bing chilling is the true arts of girlfriend not clickbait of course" -John xena
+20 social credit
Thanks for Teaching Me
john is such a pro
John you are super cool and Tower defense Luke and Subscribe 😃
thanks it helped alot, i kidnapped 12 women in my basement
woah did you tape them and say get their you know what i mean
How to get a girlfriend step 1 gl in the tolkte with the rats step 2 act sus/step 3 ask
wow thank you john block!! this worked so well! thank you john block
You should charge people money for these advices because it truly works
John is so Chad he picked up women in Roblox easily
No thanks i dont need women i have a father and i also touch grass.
Omg thank John Roblox I get ban for online date
pretty much a whole year passed since this was posted, wanted to say it since it appeared in my recommendation
lol tower defense simulator is next to vibe places nice.
I have discord I am in the TDS discord also I’m a fan
Oh man these tips are soooooooooooooo detailed and good
I just got like zero girls from doing this
Soooooooooooo good bro
2:24 bro help I’m cringing so hard 😭
alternative title:how to break any Roblox Tos In Vs To Get Banned
THE TDS SOLAR ECLIPSE EVENT CAME OUT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
John block we need more admin trolling video
Alternative name: How to be slender on roblox
TDS SOLAR UPDATE IS HEREEEE JOHN JOIN AND SEE IS COOL
Hola hermosa, cómo estás wey? 🧐😏
Tower defense is the new update play now
FINNNALLY SOLAR ECLIPSE UPDATE IS HERE
5:51 cursed hog rider
Steps unclear, I went to prison
POV: slenders was searching up for this
no
Slenders watching this video: time to mic up with girls
The girl turned on the mic is also a guy in disguise: *DID YOU KNOW THAT IM A GUY BRO* ಠ ͜ʖ ಠ
@JOHN ROBLOX TDS HAS UPDATED
My friend thought i cant find a girl (which is true), that i end up watching tutorial to pick up a girl on roblox, and when he hear the whole video he cant stop laugh (my eng trash asf)
This is the most accurate video
thanks dude. I got a pixel girlfriend!
But I am in crippling debt because she demands 10k Robux everyday :(
5:52 DID SOMEBODY SAY HOG RAIDAHHHHHHHHH
this is funi
now do how to pick up men.
Very helpful! I will now try this as a 11 year old slender and not get bullied anymore!! Thank you john!!!
John it was fucking Walter’s Juniors sons girlfriend from breaking bad, please help Jesse and Mr.White are planning to use the cigarette on me, john your advice I- I though it was supposed to work dammit?! Please help I don’t wanna be a meth lab worker please john save me…
BRO WHERES TDS NEW UPDATE VID
I am thinking should I enable voice chat, and this vid give me the answer “no”
ADVICE TO GET W O M A N: Step 1: Watch this whole video
1st except john comment
My ear phone just broke
Dude it really works! thank u john roblox !1!!!! and now i have 16 roblox girlfriends (jk btw this is stupid but funny for some reason lol)
What the hell is happening lol
Good Job John Your Advice got me a new girl to date with keep up the good work man without ur advice i wouldn't get myself a girl to date 😎
She's did say what the fu?.why she's laughing say toxic on roblox voice chat you say women. Do you play boblox? And women
hey john what happen pyro,scout,cowboy,crook boss and soldier we not buy. can we just got golden mini??????
The 78,752 people who watched this video is probably a 9 or 67 year old man trying to figure out how to online date.
Hol up a ####### minute
TOWER DEFENSE SIMULATOR GOT UPDATE pls golden scout showcase
ok im new subscriber ok
HEY JOHN! Tower Defense Simulator is gonna update TOMORROW!
The update came down
Damn, good tutorial!. When I do this girls run away from me because of how attractive I am🗿🗿🗿
It works so good that even the men were chasing after gdi
Can you change the thumbnail to HOW TO NOT GET GIRLS IN ROBLOX VC LOL
John roblox why you didn’t do 10000 fallen king vs 1 monster
No simping kids
OMG TNX LVE U SO MUCH I GOT S COOL LADY 😎😎😎
simp
ever since i watched this video i got 10 girlfriends in roblox thankz zo much
Wtf is this 💀
REAL!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?
Please can you cancelled the event i don't have sledger☹️
so uh listen female i am looking for physical altercations and um i was wondering if you wanted to uh do some roblox rp sometime
Instructions unclear,
I got eight roblox men in my roblox bedroom.
Whoever is the hacker is just jealous because he has a lot of girls or wanna ruin his video or he's just a troll or he wanna just get deleted or ban or kicked on his main
John roblox voice chat boi! With women they cute?? Looks like sussy baka
Play tds update
POV: John roblox got you banned :(
Fr i am not actually joking
konichiwa hey friend how are u? u look really really cute how are you men . then i didnt undertsand it even tho it was speed 0.5
Oders: noice
Hey john roblox so can you play roblox tower blitz please I heard that game is better than tds
potato
Can im ask what is your avatar chef hat with paintballer mask and white shirt and black pant avatar name
Im want know the shirt name
totally true
I love the music that plays please someone tell me the song he's using.
at the outro. Roblox phonk remix, i made xd just check out ma channel and u'll find,
John doesnt have GIRLFRIEND?! Sad for john xD
gotten 69 girls from this
thank you