[TF2] Bison Precision - Fish Bites
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 13 มี.ค. 2023
- With every Bison kill we take one step closer into the realm of godhood.
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I like how when Fish was doing his best High On Life impression, the chat in tf2 was going "I turned myself into a Wifebeater, Morty! I'm Domestic Abuser Rick! I'm going to court for Domestic Abuse!"
Tf2 community is very silly at times
Yo holy shit dude
"Morty, I'm bored. I'm gonna kill you"
💀
"We-we need to find an universe where I didn't groom all those girls Morty! They're-they're jailbait Morty, jailbait! Do you know what that means Morty? They-they-they bait you with their uh... their uh... and then you go to jail, simple as that! It all bullshit Morty."
So happy that Valve fixed ‘the glitch’ where the Bison penetrated targets.
Sadly they ended up reverting it.
Fortunately the glitch that made it do decent damage stayed gone!
That was never a glitch though?
@@vyor8837 r/wooosh
@@maxisnotthegreatest the reason the bison does left damage isn't even to do with a bison specific change, they changed how fire particles worked and that inadvertently affected weapons like the bison(among others).
@@vyor8837 my point is, he put quotations around 'the glitch' and you thought he was serious. You aren't wrong though
Small note: Morty stutters because he's an awkward teen without much self confidence. It becomes less pronounced as he grows more experienced and cynical. Rick stutters because he's drunk literally all the time. The majority of characters in the show speak very fluidly until moments of high stress or emotional intensity where they aren't thinking as carefully about what they say.
That being said, the writers haven't given a shit since season 2 so...
I think the stutters were more present on minor/one-off characters that Justin voiced since he pretty much came up with the dialoge as he spoke and leaves those moments were he has to think on the next line. But also since there are many characters like that it became old very fast and it just makes Justin voice acting range seem that he only does the same voices for all those characters.
Ah, the good ol' Bison. Never has there been a more "Don't let your memes be dreams" secondary weapon in TF2.
captain facetank's worst enemy is doctor crit
Real life bad weapon academy would just be like the videos from Forgotten Weapons on the Zip 22 and L85A1. It would be funny to talk about real weappns in terms of balance
"And the next time you kill some random dude with a Streetsweeper, tell'em Fish send ya..."
imagine a video about the trench gun being something like "america's best shotgun"
Fun Fact: The Portuguese dub for Puss in Boots 2 mixes in quite a lot of Spanish to the script, which adds quite a lot to the badass factor. Honestly one of the best dubs I've heard. I absolutely *loved it!*
brazilian portuguese or portugal portuguese?
@@kyriunx Portugal Portuguese
brazillian portuguese dub also does that
@@remade3616 I didn't specify _portugal-portuguese_
@@LoraLoibu but you did
2:20 - Hear me out here, mathematically you only took 24 damage from that Sniper and the Demo JUST THEN launched the stick and detonated it as soon as he could, meaning it had not fully ramped up it’s damage, MEANING you would have survived that very situation if you were not using the Kunai. 🤯
so basically, this one situation where the kunai got him killed was born from his own teammate messing him up.
4:58 FishStick hits his best RTGame impression
I don't get it, can you explain?
@@ivangordienko8081 sounds like RTGame in that clip
27:30 As a glasses-wearer myself, yes. It's literally like this but less pixel-y. Like 4k blur. Literally cannot see anything three feet in front of me without glasses lmao
As a fellow glasses wearer, I second this.
A yes the bison, the best tf2 weapon without discussion
Well, it's the best tf2 weapon only if there's no discussion
"Without discussion" being the key phrase of this comment
it sucks
mispelled pomson
27:30 As someone who wears glasses, I can say that was *easier* to watch with my glasses off.
Yo me too what the fuck
Wow, you're right.
Like you expect everything to look blurry, but when you put glasses on and it's *still* blurry, that's the part that deals brain damage.
real life BWA sounds like a blessing and a curse... i want it!
the umri is a good one to look at: a sword that's actually a whip. yes, it's a real thing.
27:30 as a certified Glasses Wearer i can confirm this is EXACTLY what it's like to need glasses. it sucks when you dont have em
1:58
Honestly you coulda lived that if you didn’t have the kunai
Yeah but pyrophobia
it was a random crit, not too likely
oh nah I'm stupid and blind nvm
his friendly pyro airblasted the sniper, messing him up and allowing the sniper to do some chip damage
For anyone who wants to play Silent Hill 2, there's a project on PC (I think it was) called Silent Hill 2: Enhanced Edition that makes the game look pretty darn nice without taking away from it (like what Konami did with their HD version).
2:43 Thats just a good med. You walked in front of him, he saw you and then saved his buddy.
This video is the part of FSonaS' life in which he begins to enjoy playing kunai Spy, transitioning into becoming a cringy weeb spy main🗿
Puss in boots was a wicked good movie for sure
Glad I brought up Puss in Boots it was fun to talk about
27:03 were so in the retro zone, sad face
The pixels are as big as Twinkies
@@SSBBPOKEFAN As big as twinks? >.>
Oh hey the source of the best bit in the kunai video, sick
I love your rehabilitated versions of the syringe guns, and several of the medic weapons in general. Makes him even more fun!
It makes him counter his counter. I wonder what other weapons do that...
25:45 Fish, that's called a Duck's Foot. It was designed to be used by naval captains as a deterrent in case of a mutiny, where a single shot pistol (only being able to kill 1 mutineer) wouldn't cut it, and although it was unreliable as an actual weapon, it served as an intimidation tactic. It's not really known how many times this weapon was actually fired, but we do know that the flintlock mechanism was faulty, often resulting in some barrels not even firing if the spark didn't reach the powder within each barrel.
If you want to talk about bad weapon design, look up the Nock Volley Gun. That dumpster fire of a weapon is almost as much of a hazard to the wielder as it is to the guy staring down the business end of the barrel.
28:40 that engi was NOT there
7:05 Ultra rare footage of air to air heavy combat.
Jack Horner from Puss in Boots is like Sundowner from Metal Gear Rising Revengeance. They just love to fucking kill.
1 minute in
Kunai Rant
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28:41 I think he was behind you and ran over to his dispenser, judging by the camera movement. Your body probably blocked him from your sight
00:46 Holy shit Crftwrk that's me I'm in the vid
Dude, I would be so on board for a real world bad weapon academy.
@ 28:42 The Engineer was obscured by your body as the camera spun...
I really like the icon on server transition but could we have it remain as a very slight watermark?
I like to watch your vids on a 2nd monitor and sometimes I just get lost when was the last transition.
27:10 fun fact this is blurred out due to him getting a preview of the sex update too bad we didn't get to see it
21:52 I am eating, sir
6:07 wow that spy's acting was good
"How does one use nunchunks?"
To thresh wheat. They're a farmer's implement that peasants learned how to use as a weapon because they weren't actually allowed to own real weapons. It's bad at being a weapon because it wasn't meant to be one in the first place.
4:10 Man I miss that "SHAWWWWWWWN!" glitch.
wait, since when fishstick guy became a part of druid club?
welcome aboard drood
Fella aims with his eyes not his crosshair while talking about Puss in Boots
High on Life humor is basically what would happen if you took Borderlands 2 and replaced all characters with Claptrap.
That sandwich eating changeling looked adorable. Flankgoodness for the sisters chaos ✴
The engineer managed to loop around you in such a way your camera didn't see him until the killcam came up, you can see it trying to follow him during the moments leading up to it.
Two fish bites so soon! You’re spoiling us, m8! (Thx)
Revenge is awesome, it’s better than the feeling of sex since that sound que plays when I blow the person up with my rocket launcher
5:00 silent hill 2 but it’s mascot horror. you face off against scrimbly bimbly the rainbow tickle bear and like there are notes strewn about the game with vague ass ramblings written in blood
Bison Still Not Nerfed From Random Crits !
that's one thing that annoyed me about the praise of rick and morty, people say the dialogue sounds adlibbed but like who actually talks like that, it's more like someone who forgot their damn lines and is pretending to have a speech impediment to buy time to remember.
it's not even like when sonic boom added an outtake of sonic getting tongue tied cause it was funny it's like so unnaturally done.
fish you're having quite the zesty moment with the kunai
The reason why Puss could get away with three villains and Spider-Man couldn't is simple. In Puss, all the villains had connected motivation and story purpose. Their plots all built together. In Spider-Man, you had three separate villains who had three separate, unrelated stories, pulling the movie's focus in different directions that didn't play well together.
I mean, Batman Begins had 5 villains in it and it never had the problems Spider-Man did and for the same reason as Puss. Structure the story properly and you can have all the villains that you want.
24:10, I thought you were going to mention part 7 so hard there
7:06 When Heavys fly.
Honestly bad weapon academy irl would make a good April fools video
holy shit I already forgot velma existed until you brought it up. no one has talked about that show in so long. are they even still planning on making a second season at this point like no one cares anymore?
No I think the second season got cancelled.
27:00 being near sighted 😂
>Ricky And Morty not being funny.
Based.
ive never seen fish before and im ngl i imagined him looking like a mix of Rivers Cuomo and Greg Heffley
Yo Fish, about the Bad Weapon Academy series, I offer an interesting episode on it. Now, I’ll ask you to keep an open mind, because it sounds bad I know. Roblox… yeah that platform. There’s an interesting tf2 remake on it that is actually pretty well made. Typical Colors 2 is the name, it has its own weapon rebalances and overhauls that I’ve found very interesting. The Pomson 6000 for example was completely changed to a reliable mid-range “DMR” that doesn’t feel overpowered. The Natasha was turned into a risk-reward type of weapon, where it rewards health on kill while sacrificing pocket medics and dispensers while revved up, as well as draining no per bullet fired. Again, I’m it’s Roblox, but this is one of those few well animated games.
i forgot the velma show existed until now
we can commision her, but we cannot meme her anymore :(
goodbye clammate
What happened?
@@pitmaster226 not something that dramatic, she's just moving
"I have omicron"
I'm so sorry
I love how he is named detective Lowry
Holy cow.
4:35 why does he have nerf gun magazines
1:01 are we gonna ignore the pyro's flamethrower name
26:36 as a person that needs glasses, this is basically what it’s like without my glasses, except not *as* bad
27:30 bank security cameras be like
Man seeing the stuff you said from the tf2g discord. Damn.
From 0:43 to 0:55, Fish takes about *410* damage before he finally dies.
Captain Facetank did not escape therefore kunai sucks. Bye bye. I win.
Damn this is the earliest ive ever been.
Ah, the memories of bison MGE in the 2Fort sewers. I'm fuckin weird
He's the voice of a generation.
I respect Fish , and he saying about liking something, but i think Fish is a little bit a degerate... Just a little bit...
That drawing of pyro looks like the cyclops from the first Spongebob movie
It's cool tho
now draw him stealing the chaos emeralds
Is the iron curten rocket luancher part of your rebalance server?
I don't care what anyone else says (no one), bison is the best on trolldier, I mean, you can kill soldiers.
Precision coil strike lol
27:00 me when I have my glasses off
Can we get the names of the last three maps in this video?
the greenscreen thumbnail is intentional right?
I didn't play last of us 2 but didn't all of abby's friends die in her pursuit of revenge? Feel free to correct me.
goldie says "just right" too much, but thats not too bad, its not awful
27:03 Tf2 on the NES is real
Piss off bot
Time until first Kunai complaint: 1:10.
make a bad weapon academy on the vita saw
Is the iron curtain shooting rockets? Huh?
It was something on his server for a few weeks, now removed iirc.
0:32 worst version of markiplier (map)
27:10 Masochists
Funny Bison!!
the fact that you had hope for the remake was your first mistake. do you not know how modern konami is
honestly i thought puss in boots was just 'okay'. major complaints:
they didn't go crazy enough with jack. nothing he does in the movie is so over-the-top that it warrents him being so insane. he needed to do something so outlandishly, comedically evil that it cemented him as truly heinous.
im not sure what death's motivation was, because it seems like he can just appear wherever puss is, but just never goes after him while puss is in 'retirement'.
and goldilocks was as predictable as could be.
1. I mean that's what he does. Kills off these two bandits at the beginning just for fun, burns down the living forest and is shown not caring at all for his henchmen's safety.
2. Death is a sadist and toying over the course of the movie with Puss is something he'd do to entertain himself. For this reason why bother killing off retired Puss when you can rub salt in his wounds and kill the "fearless hero" Puss?
3. Well, she and the bears were sorta meant to represent the predictable redemption arc villains as opposed to Jack Horner and Death.
Im in the video 24:33 im morbidly
What?! What d’you want?!
(my name’s sean)
Hey shell when are you going to go back to making sonic content
Video 4 or 5 of man complaining about Kunai
me when fish isn't actually racist or sexist irl
EXCUSE ME SIR! I am an englishman!
Admittedly I use the Kunai myself so I'm likely biased, but snowball type weapons are fine. Sure, that Soldier shooting you literally could not kill you because their other teammates were stupid and unaware, but literally any communication counters that. The game is called TEAM Fortress 2, if you're calling your teammates bad while doing literally nothing to encourage teamwork, then that's on you. Even basic teamwork and co-ordination can shut down a spy completely.
10:17 yes, that’s how being a good person works. Being a bigger person is narratively unsatisfying, it means forgoing your visceral, satisfying vengeance in order to stop a cycle of violence. I don’t understand how you can complain that the message of the last of us 2 is too childish and on-the-nose whilst also clearly refusing to understand it.
Puss in Boots 2 is extremely overrated. For the movie which just do some things good it deserves to many praises.