How teachers expect us to exit a school during a fire
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first :D
i just clicked on this video for the first time and there is a new comment with only 3 likes what the heck
second? also that's nice
second
third
Teacher: for everyone who's still alive don't forget your assignment
Iv8yftciycihxtydrxgddddxjgxiyyciycoy im wheezing 😭😭😂😂😂😂
I can't pls-
Reeeewwe looool
Lol what the heck your going to kill me
@@StarDriftSTUDIOZ are u ok ?
*Students talking and crying and running for their lives*
Teacher: Alright, we won't be leaving until you all be quiet and calmly stand up in a formation!
Teacher: It wasn’t my fault they died!
FACTS
True
Haha 😂 *I would run for my life even if I would get kicked out of school*
@@George_Harris_SR25 Principal:YES IT WAS YOU CAN RUN FOR YOUR LIVES JUST SO YOU CAN NOT GET BURNT AND YET YOU DECIDED TO HAVE CHILDREN IN DANGER BY WALKING IN THE FIRE YOU COULD HAVE DIED
I love how it just explodes and the teacher is just like, “Oop” like it happens everyday
Ikr
She sees the Tsar Bomba explode and she’s like “oop, looks like someone just tooted”
@I care reported
@I care reported
@@crisp7018 same
my teacher once said, "if i hear anyone talking we will go back inside and keep doing it until we get it right. Do you really want that?" we would've died...
Sounds like a teacher I had
Your life is more important than a stupid teacher.
@@leonardbecca3515 FACTS
i can just imagine her pullin up to one of the kids funerals all like "should've stayed quiet"
MY TEACHERS USED TO SAY THAT TOO
“Remember class, just because the school is on fire doesn’t mean you get a day off, I expect you to hand in your homework first thing and get things needed to take the quiz.”
But all the desks are on fire, and the reference material got all burnt up!
@@PersonInPurple “we will do a test without papers, pen and... without everything”
I love sharing this info cause apparently if a uni burns down all students get a free pass with a bachelors
And if a student gets hit by a campus bus it’s a free tuition
This somewhat happened once in fourth grade. We had a tornado wipe out most of my city and we were out of school for about a week and the first thing when we got back was she asked us for our homework. Nobody did that shit😂
@@arminxseaa "And thus, online learning was born!"
“Jeremy?”
“Present. The building isn’t anymore, though.”
Yes
I just gave you 666 likes. Your welcome.
You are now the 8th person that I gave the curse to
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I said stop.
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@@M0thlin
705
bro what i didn’t like the comment because it had 777 likes and some idiot decided to like before I made this
@@M0thlin lol only 4
You forgot that the teacher will correct everyone like "Jeremy you go behind Aaron, Aaron you go behind Josh" which takes 10 minutes, then they need to be perfectly silent
@McMari “go back to class” 😭😂
This is way too relatable
About 3 days ago my entire school had to stand outside in a line for our hour break because people were worried about if it was a real fire or not. And teachers at my school have no idea why the students hate them
They are either numbered or go by alphabetical order 🙂
I also like how they just walked through fire at the end lol
We once asked what would happen if the fire caught up to the last kid in line, and she flat out said, "well they better walk faster." She's amazing
"You mean run?"
"W A L K F A S T E R"
Run ❌
Walk faster ✅
@@Moulikyash😂😂😂😂
GO LEARN ENGLISH
@@Call111-z3 His english isn't bad, his teacher's english is bad
Kid: *screaming while burning alive*
Teacher: No talking when there’s a fire
Lmao
It's so true tho
😂😂😂😂
LMFAOO
@@Hopey6371 So true? What the heck did one of your classmates get burned alive if yes I hope he is okay
My language arts teacher literally just flat-out said: "We don't expect you guys to form an orderly line outside, we're just legally required to do this." I loved that teacher.
Give me your teacher. Pls like literally, mine took so god damn long because we had to clean up the classroom because, "if their was a real fire, this mess would just catch the room on fire", wait for the teacher to grab HER stuff, make us get in alphabetical order and the entire time if we talked we had to redo everything. Most of the time by the time we were done the drill had been over
Based la teacher
True, that's what we have to do. It's instructed and even demonstrated every damn year. We didn't want students to get slow-cooked either, lots of people here think walking slowly with the students ain't gonna roast us alive with them. It's just that doing it any other way is illegal because this is showed to us to be the safest way.
wish i could have a teacher like that lol
My science teacher would say that I mean she’s very chill
“Jeremy?”
“Present!”
school burns down
*wow, such powerful words Jeremy.*
@@Empire_11 that was awful my dude
@@ellasedits_ lol. like you can do better
@@Empire_11 no u
@@Empire_11 thank you justin for your words of wisdom
@@Empire_11 the raps cool. and thanks :D
10/10
Teacher: Get in line but in alphabetical order.
The boy is name zach:💀
zach ded
ussually it's by last name
In serbia our last letter is Š (which is pronounced "sh") and we sort people based on their surnames. So a kid whose surname is Šuškalo would die, just like Zach in USA.
Whenever it’s alphabetical order I’m always behind the teacher because my name starts with an A
"Miss, there's a fire. Can we evacuate?"
"No, should've gone at break time."
Lmaooo😭😭this sounds like my history teacher
@@d_3767 lol mine too
lol this underrated
LMAO TRUE!!!
Miss, im pissing on the fire…
the “Yeah we’re on our way” on the radio was too real.
Simply its a amplify , high - low pass filter and some more effects
Fr
Defintaly accurate in a real life situation.
@@harjinduppal7328 sometime it will sound different, depends on whoch model and channels you are using , this one is accurate enough
@@steveman0420 Ok, but when?
Inaccurate, the teacher would’ve told the kid holding a book “in a real fire you wouldn’t have time to grab your book”
True
“Go back to the classroom and place it on my desk”
I love ur profile pic lol
@@bonithechubbypotato5100 omg once during a fire test i took my bag lol and i had to return it otherwise i couldnt go outside
Edit: the bags were literally on our way to the door it took no extra time to get it
Exactly
Tbh in my old classroom in like fourth fifth grade the rack thing hooks for backpacks Was right outside the exit door, unless the fire was spreading rapidly or it’s like exploding a ton of shit I’d be able to get it, and we were supposed to go on the field right next to that classroom, really big and open. And it’s an outside school, unless the fire is scattered by wind or explosion idk I’d probably have time to get my bag … probably a lot of stuff I didn’t think about in this hypothetical situation
(I value possessions a lot)
the “ yeah we’re on our way.” through the walkie talkie was to real.😂😂
*Nobody leaves the classroom untill we can form a straight and silent line.*
*And if anyone runs in the hallway we're trying this again.*
@@amandapanda5087 💀😭😂
Nobody talk or we’re doing it again
This is so underrated
''I don't care about your stuff you can replace it''
Looks like the school really doesn’t want Jeremy to be present.
It's like "I thought I got him! Dammit Leremy! Jeremy's identical twin!"
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LMAO🤣🤣🤣
Looks like it didn’t want anyone to be present
It really bothers when I'm present
The “yeah we’re on our way” on the walkie-talkie absolutely killed me
The walkie talkie was perfect, such a great detail hahaha
It was definitely necessary
@@perkm0 It was essential.
LOL SAME
Same
My primary school teacher be like: “just walk out calmly”
My middle school teachers: “JUST FUCKING RUN OUTSIDE”
It's more like:
Teacher: The fire doesn't dismiss you, I do.
This reminds me of jianhao tan's class t1t5 videos lol
Madam Sootbeng: The fire doesn't dismmis you, I dismmis you.
Debbie: I am the fire.
The cold hand of death doesn't dismiss you, I do.
so they dont care if you like die?
@@anupriya8280 oh I thought the same I didn't know someone would comment 😂
The single file line will form an invisible shield around them when a fire is occurring. That's why they were perfectly fine.
400+ likes and no comment, lol wait-
She used iron flesh spell
@@Salim-jn6bg and dont forget that red bug pellet
th-cam.com/video/MrQQNQgQjNU/w-d-xo.html
I see
“Mrs. Jabecki? Sarah’s leg is on fire!”
“Oh that’s fine she’ll walk it off, keep on going students don’t panic!”
“Head over to the nurse and grab an ice pack.”
"oh stop being so silly you don't need a ice pack take this band aid!"
“Just drink some water, you weren’t hydrated enough”
Stop drop and roll
Wet paper towel will fix that burn don't worry
“Uhm, do I hear talking?? Uh-uh we’re going back to the class and trying this again.”
I don't know why I laughed out loud at this comment 😂
😂😂😂
Under rated comment 😂
Wah
I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY THAT LOL
After they get out:
“Alright so we finally escaped”
“Uh teacher, we lost some kids”
“Well maybe they should have stayed in the single file line”
LMFAO 💀💀
💀💀
This kills me 😂😂😂
bruh
😭😭😭
god the footsteps are so good
Great seeing you here Joel
Joel the fact you watch this channel is so amazing
thank you for enjoying this with me Joel
As they should be.
Congrats on reaching a million subscribers dude! Big fan.
As someone who was affected by the Australian bushfire season first hand, I can confirm we did not follow the evacuation procedure that was put in place 🤣 instead, the whole school just booked it in the opposite direction of the oncoming inferno and we walked for miles until we were in safety
Can we just appreciate he made EVERY PERSON a different style.
right
Sure
the detail lol
Lol
I wonder what the cashier was thinking about when they saw a teen purchasing a pile of different wigs
“The burning building doesn’t dismiss you, i do, now sit down and stop packing up”
Underrated comment
Edit: :o
NOOOOO
I do not know how to respond to this XD
god thats hilarious
dat one karen teacher
“A little fire!” Meanwhile: *kids SCREAMING IN THE BACK*
this happened to my school once and surprisingly everyone actually just walked out calmly
Probably the other classes whi didn't survive
Haha I was one of the kids that acted dramatically with my bros. And yes, we sat at the back lol.
I haven't been in a fire accident.. but a big earthquake happens.. like i was walking calmly, with few of my friends, because panicking won't do any good.. yet, every other kids just start running and pushing.. geez.. i got pushed into a wall, and my friend fell and hurt her knee, it was a huge bleed.. like, gosh chill.. after we are out, i see lots of students got hurt even though the school condition was perfectly fine..
I think our school did a great job with fire drills. First of all, they would actually explain to you why you are doing certain things, you also weren't stopped from taking possessions with you as long as they didn't take longer to take with you. They would explain not to run because schools are crowded places and we can be a danger to others, as well as that if everyone was running it would be hard to keep track of everyone. if someone is separated they are encouraged to call out. and we are supposed to be quiet so we can hear if anyone needs help, as well so we can hear for the fire, only the lowest grades have to go in an ordered line, so they don't scramble around trying to get in line, and it gets less strict and faster the higher grade you are. as in the higher grades you are trusted to follow the teacher and make sure you leave room in the hallway for others to pass. The older grades also don't get a warning for when the fire dill would be happening later in the year, all they are told is that the fire drill will be happening "this week" and if you are without teachers like in the bathroom or at study hall, you have to get out yourself, in fact sometimes they leave before the fire drill and you have to get out yourself, yes we do stand on the grass behind the road, because that's where the fire department would come in but we are a great distance from the school. The best part was that sometimes the staff would block doors and hallways to act as if there was fire blocking the way, so we would be forced to find a different way out. they felt a lot more realistic and the elementary is the closest to the entrance so being slow wouldn't be that much of a problem. The intruder drills were very cool too. Where someone (usually the teacher) has to lock the door you have to cover the windows(if you can) turn off the lights hide and be quiet, and the principal would walk room to room and knock and violently try to turn the doorknob. And if you make too much noise or are seen through the window heel unlock it and come in/(break in). Then nothing happens you just get told to do better or something, My class never failed. In the higher grades sometimes the teacher also leaves before the drill.
It was a private K-12 school. So it wasn't funded by the government, so that may have something to do with it. But I felt like I actually learned things there and the teachers were great. I'm graduated and in college now, but I still think fondly of that school.
Loved this in-depth explanation.
We only had one intruder drill and it’s my last year of primary school…
The "No taking possessions" rule is the one that confuses me the most.
Like, I studied IT so all I usually carry in my backpack is my laptop so when the fire drill started I though to myself "hey, this is supposed to teach me how I should behave in the real fire and I wouldn't wanna leave my laptop with all my files here", so while we were assembling I silently put my laptop in my bag which took me like 2 second, the teacher then criticized this move for 10 seconds.
What really get's me is that most of us were doing NOTHING while the single file line was being formed, I can buy that orderly leaving the building is preferable to the chaotic scramble, but most people would react like I did in real emergency, we were all IT students so of course some of us would try to quickly take our most prized possession, that we had right in front, that we are trained to quickly pack up from all the moving between classes, while we are doing next to nothing, especially since this would pose no risk to the evacuation.
It just wasn't realistic and the fact that this breaks the protocol is deeply concerning. If you have a list of rules and you know that almost everybody is going to break the first rule, because it's really arbitrary, really early in the evacuation, then wouldn't this increase the chance that they decide that the protocol itself is useless and arbitrary too? People are already going to be incredible stressed and the need to run from danger is hard-coded in our human psyche, by following this rule you ensure that the students will have at least one more argument why they should disobey during the emergency, which again happens RIGHT AT THE BEGINNING OF THE EVACUATION.
It honestly seems like this protocol is concerned with mainly giving the people OUTSIDE the emergency a sense of comfort and safety, don't worry we have prepared for the emergency, we practiced fire drills, does it work or make sense, will students obey it?
Don't think about it, be glad that you are prepared.
**school literally exploding**
**some guy whispering**
Teacher: “I’ll wait.”
I would like but its 69
so accurate
True
TRUE, LIKE WE’LL DIE AND IT WILL BE THEIR FAULT-
Well our blood is on ue hands 🙄🙄🙄🤚
Yeah my PE teacher once told us as we were doing a fire drill “I hope y’all don’t actually think this is how you should leave” then some guy in the back said “wait what do you mean” coach responded “if the schools on fire get out as quickly as possible, don’t do this stupid mess!”
Then your PE teacher is the only one with common sense
Your PE teacher has a brain. Respect 😌👍
@@hyde3853 HAHAHAH
The teacher deserves a raise
He just doin it cuz it's his job, because there is no way in a real like situation that would be common sense I feel like.
Teachers when a fire happens:
"your flesh melting off your bones doesn't dismiss you, I do."
“A meteor can hit a building, which case everyone will run out before the collision. Those who do not exit the building will die. Sims automatically leave if a meteor is approaching, unless it is a school, in which children are not allowed to leave and will always die.”
Yes
@@thevelvetcommenter4618 gotta love the sims ಥ‿ಥ
@@thevelvetcommenter4618 "sims can no longer try for babies
ｗｉｔｈ ｔｈｅ ｇｒｉｍ
ｒｅａｐｅｒ"
i hate how accurate this is even in a drill 😭 i remember when we did the same thing (but an earthquake drill) and our facilitator got angry to all of the students because apparently he saw a sixth grader very chill as he walk in the line with a book on top of his head like the rest of us. he said "you're gonna die and you look so chill and happy?" and almost made us repeat the whole thing. i think he thought the kids weren't taking it seriously. but like tf we're supposed to do? cry? act like the ground is shaking? 😭 until now my siblings and i laugh everytime we remember it
*fire literally behind us*
Teacher: ok, two straight lines. *calmly*
Teacher: *STAY IN A SINGLE FILE LI-*
Me: *already out of the building*
*School shooter across the school*
Me: Dips and runs as fast as shaggy and Scooby seeing a ghost or a monster
@@bryanosegueda6103 same I only run slow in gym but when it comes to a point when there’s a school shooter I run as fast as I can
Gotta save energy for when you really needs it
@@Techno-moon mhm
@@Techno-moon im energetic, i can run 1 centimeter a day
“Did anyone see Rebecca?”
*school explodes*
“Jerry would you mind going to look for Rebecca?”
*another explosion*
“Yes, Ms. Teacher”
lmaoo
Lmao
Lol
Lmao
Wrong comment crap
“The fire can’t catch up to you if you are calm” is basically what the teachers think happens
Underrated
@@farahnaz4863 thanks
The fire can't touch you, if you say "No" , since by law it would be abuse if It touches you eitherway
i personally don’t think people should be moving slowly but what i hate is when people trample over and push each other. i don’t know if it makes me super sensitive but i had a fire drill during summer school so every was just pushing each other and pushing me so i ended up getting very nervous and having a panic attack
@@1fish146 yeah they tell you to be calm so you don't do that, but i don't necceseraly agree with the being slow af, if you know how to run, it'll be effective, but then, some might injure themselves and fall
I love how one of the students was seemingly left behind
9 in class, 8 in line lmao
The girl with the purple shirt and pigtails.
“The fire doesn’t dismiss you, I do. We will continue the lesson and anyone who leaves will get sent with a note home.”
Sorry Miss Johnson but that note it’s going to be on fire because I’m gonna toss it in there
@@batjokes6683 I’ll toss you in there along with the note gladly, Billy.
@@VRVenyaIf you make it of course
@@VRVenya
Can you escape fire?
Can we not do any arguments?😅
Fire alarm: *blaring and screaming*
Students: Miss there’s a fire-
Teacher: the bell does not dismiss you, I do
Honestly
fr like we have other classes and WHEN MOTHER DEAREST FINDS ME AND MY FRIENDOS DEAD THATS NOT MY PROBLEM
Then I decide I come or not
Lol
I am the bell
"Jeremy? Where's Jeremy?"
"He died"
"Well, his fault for not following instructions, next on the list is.."
he's spoken
600 you got 67 likes in a second bro
“He died” TOOK ME OUTTT
@@-l3yla-34 descriptive much-
😂😂
I’m watching this EXACTLY 2 years after the release of this video, and it’s still a masterpiece
My elementary school actually was in a fire and everyone just fucking bolted out of the classrooms there was mass chaos yet somehow everyone made it out perfectly fine in record time
Fight of flight response :)
@@awesomeaggron5236 yeah
@@awesomeaggron5236 its 1 am and im imagining a small child trying to punch fire.
@@Rhinzi Amazing
@@Rhinzi lol
This is actually kinda true because we had an unexpected fire “drill” and everybody was running and the teachers yelled “SINGLE FILE LINE WALK SLOWLY!”
you’re saying that like it’s a problem…
@@breakingmad2645 Maybe it's a problem because if there was an actual fire, people wouldn't want to walk slowly, but want to get out of the burning building as fast as possible? I'm not sure ;-;
Edit: Yeah I don't want to die of trampling, neither fire though. Guessing a fast-ish orderly walk/ crouch would be relatively safe? Not sure lol
Why slowly though? Like I guess if you go to quickly you could get stuck but like thats the whole point of a line so people dont get stuck at the door. If your walking slowly then you might as well burn because you're valuing protocal more than the safe of others well being
@@breakingmad2645 Well, what if the fire was spreading quickly?
@@breakingmad2645
If there’s a fire in a building what would you do?
1- Walk slowly as the fire spreads across the building putting you at risk for either burning to death or dying to mass smoke inhalation.
or
2- GTFO
teacher: “hold on which one of you guys is talking? We’ll wait right in these halls until you quiet down”
The nostalgia is real
Omg. And then you end up getting an ISS for a day🤣
@@AccountTermed what's an ISS?other kids are always getting them but idi what it is, is it like a reward or a punishment?
@@usernames_are_hard_ it means in school suspension
@@AccountTermed more like ihn (in heaven suspension)
I remember fire drills on my highschool and how they not only expected this from us, but they also had a specific order in which the different classrooms had to get out of the building and we had to wait for them to go down the stairs to get out ourselves. Never mind were the fire is, every class has to wait their turn to get out of the flamming building
They also forbade us from taking *anything* with us, not even a jacket, saying that in an actual emergency we can't waist time taking our stuff. But we still had to wait for our turn to get out which gave time to get at least something while we were literally just standing there next to the door
I once got scolded at by our teacher for putting on my coat cause it was Winter and I didn't want to catch a freaking cold. So next year, when they anounced us in advance that sometime during the week there'd be a fire drill (it was also Winter) I simply stayed with my coat on at all times in case the fire alamr went off and we had to go outside. It wasn't great being on the inside wearing a coat with the heating on, but it was all worth it for the satisfaction I felt when already outside a teacher asked me why I put my coat on and I told her that I already had it on before the alarm went off, the silence that followed, and then a simple "Oh". Glorious
that should be illegal
“Miss Peterson, the fire alarm is on! Can we evacuate?”
“No, the fire alarm doesn’t dismiss you, I do.”
LOL
@Electric Rad vlogs Agreed
I know this is related to those teachers that say "the bell doesn't dismiss you I do". My response if I ever got that answer, would be to say, "well then the bell doesn't decide when I come either" LOL.
Wait r u from vm
You should make memes, this comment made me fall off my bed
If you walk slowly in a single file line then the fire can’t see you
*ya. It’s big brain time.*
BIG BRAIN
YA
Can’t lie I think you’ve just helped all the schools in the world m8.
Fire: "hmmm, must have been the wind"
Kids: Start running for the exits
Teacher: WE ARE ALL GOING TO WALK BACK AND TRY THIS AGAIN
IKR
"Oh, Do I hear someone talking?"
I swear This is way to relatable
teacher : Start over
Me: maybe I rather die than start over
Class: makes a noise
teacher : start over
Me : outside trying to hide with other students
Teacher : your not in a STRAIGHT line start over
Class: we are going to die
Alarm: fake
Teacher : head back to your classes 😊
ME : comes in last lies and tell he I had dirreha
Trueeee
There was just a fire in my school, my class was walking downstairs and we thought it was a drill. Everyone was evacuating like a normal fire drill, and then there was smoke and the nurse was making everyone leave, and suddenly it was chaos. Teachers, don’t expect your students to behave like this during a real fire 💀
I wouldn’t be surprised if the teacher was like “wow my students are actually following
the rules and calmly !😱
*someone talks*
Teacher: "You know there's no talking! Let's turn around and try that again."
Hate it when that happens
Lol
LMAOOI
That someone having a panic attack-
Yeah, let’s turn around and walk straight into the fire.
Parent: WHY DID YOU KILL MY SON?!
Teacher: Well, he was being disrespectful. It’s not my fault we had to stop and let the fire catch up.
Jeremy looks suspiciously happy
Jeremy did it
frickin' JEREMY
setting the school on fire the 9th time this week
and it's only Tuesday! 🙄🙄🙄
Sus
Well, everyone would be happy
Because the -prison- school finally burned down
"Since Joshua didn't stop screaming, we all need to restart and walk slowly"
Once my teacher said "Until you guys don't calm down, we won't line up."
What. The. Actual. Fuck. I wanted to slap her so bad. Wtf kind of sentence is that when your in the beginning of a FIRE DRILL. Which, keep in mind, we weren't given a warning.
@@spicywatermelon8617 i hate that line in my school
BAHAHAHAHA
@@spicywatermelon8617 Wow bro, I woulda charged out. Everyone for themselves
NOOOOOOO
I covered my ears when the alarm went off and everyone thought I was being a baby when really I'm sensitive to loud sounds
Oh, are you also autistic?
Thats just bullying.. neurotypicals do not tend to understand us
"No running"
"Stay calm"
Students: Panic, Faint, Die
"I SAID STAY CALM"
"The teacher said calmly"
Or maybe even: "Students die calmly"
I remember we had a fire drill before our exam. I was the kid who's supposed to escort everybody from the back. One kid thought it was a earthquake drill and his under the table. My friend literally dragged him out, slapped him and told him to go ahead. I remember trying my hardest not to laugh
Teacher: No running
Students: th-cam.com/video/X-nzTrwMs5o/w-d-xo.html
Nah I’ll just grab my food I run out
Teacher: "Jeremy ?"
Jeremy: " present "
*Boom*
He's too powerful
A mere word from the existence called Jeremy can wipe buildings off of the face of the planet
My God.
THIS KILLED ME
@@wcherriu my apologies
Lol
King Jeremy the wicked
He is the new shaggy
“And remember, let’s be quiet in the halls, someone else could be writing a test!”
PFFFFFFFFFF LOL I LAUGHED SO HARD
Tf kinda class they taking
@@Jbrl_05 Firebending.
Omg yes
@@squidboi9001 💀😂
i love how the students have different shirts and hair, but they have the exact same shoes and pants
“This line isn’t straight. Go sit back down for 10 minutes and think about what you have done.”
“Ma’am. You’re on fire,”
LMAOOO
“Do we have to line up again?”
I can only imagine the teacher being like:
“Timothy! No talking in the line, go sit back down!”
“Ma’am my desk is literally being burned to a crisp…”
“oH sO yOu’Re TaLkiNg bAcK tO mE nOw?”
Oof, I see I’ve found an underrated comment again…XD
LMAO
*School in fire*
Students: In line
*At the staircase*
Teacher: We’re not gonna continue since he’s not in line properly.
School is on fire: student not in line with the teacher: the teacher: the next person who gets out of line will be written up
@@skyebaker1386 I would rather be written up then dead.
@@Nogard834 x_x
LOL TRUE
True
Student: *passes out from smoke*
Teacher: "AUSTIN! NO SLEEPING DURING CLASS!"
Student: i think he's dead..
Teacher: *that's why you should sleep at night!!*
doesn't wake up
*hey your finnaly awake*
Um yeah you called me why did you say my name
@@souma2981 finally*
0:33 E-X-P-L-O-S-I-O-N
0:05 C-L-A-P-P-I-N-G
0:15 W-A-L-K-I-N-G
B-F-D-I
M-Y M-O-M
0:04 F-I-R-E
Michael: please no no no i have a family
Aaron: please god save us
“Michael and Aaron, please stop talking. We will have to go back and redo it again and this time, don’t talk.”
*everyone dies*
They didn't talk for the second time which is exactly what the teacher wanted. _Hol up_
Aren't you supposed to run in a fire drill cause its it's real fire you cant just walk slowly
@@itzslayr1435 Didn't get the joke mate? Imma explain.So basically during a fire drill in school teacher will ask you to escape it like a robot.No talking,move slowly and synchronized with others and if you fail you'll have to repeat.Basically in this joke,the teacher asked the students to do the same thing despite the situation is not a drill.Idk if you ever participated in a fire drill or your school just never do that but yeah that's what happens in a fire drill.
No our school actually caught on fire walked right past the science room that went up "Hey no running"
@xweeb girlx here we go again...
“Guys I think we left Jason in the bathroom”
Teacher: “He should have gone during lunch then.”
@AuroraV HAHAHAHA
Teacher: i missed the part where that's my problem
They messed up the height order tho…
OMG YES 😂
it'd be worse if jason got sick and had a bad diarrhea
The squeaky shoes are painfully accurate.
Ikr
So painfully true.
@@Az_ra.el. yes
Ikr
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There's one teacher I have that does this exactly excluding the clapping, and yells at anyone who does it differently, including me who brought my bag (because I have expensive things) So when I am in that class, I won't take off my bag, so that way it takes longer to leave it than to take it. (Fire drill not real fire, but she said this is exactly what we are doing during a real fire. I hope a fire doesn't happen during that class)
kid: burns to death
school nurse: here's some ice
Ice pack falls to the floor and scatters the ashes
Kid: Suffocates on smoke to death.
School Nurse: Here, some tea for you.
@@martinbaraldilobe3334 more like a peppermint
Kid: gets head cut off from falling debris
School nurse: here’s a nice little plaster for that
I love ur profile pic
Kid: "Literally burning to death"
School nurse: *Here's some ice*
🚪🚶♀️
i think the ice would help
@@itscloveryt4691 Ya
do you want some water
Have a wet paper towel
THE TEACHERS LITERALLY WANT THE STUDENTS TO BECOME THE "this is fine" MEME
Jack you have such an amazing taste in humour please continue you are doing a great job
*“Sorry but we can’t exit the building till’ everyone finishes their math test”*
The fire doesn't dismiss you, i do
@@TheGrimbler ACCURATE
@@TheGrimbler Teacher later: WHY DID SO MANY STUDENTS DIE?!
The one student still alive from the class talking to the police: “The Fire doesn’t dismiss you, I do”
@Gus Cichoski lol-
🔥💀🔥
It’s a known fact the only way to stop the spread of fire is to walk in a single file line down the flames
hhh ...
we’re no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
a full commitment’s what I’m thinking of
You wouldn’t get this from any other guy
Jeremy: "I DONT WANNA DIE AHH"
Teacher: "Was that talking? That's it we're going back and doing it again"
That is too accurate
This is all too true.
That is too accurate
That is too accurate
People stealing comments be like:
my I&S teacher once said, “If someone comes in here, you are about to see Mr. -- commit murder. With a golf club.” I miss him.
There was a teacher like that in Milton Hershey School, PA. I think he taught in a typing classroom?
"The fire alarm doesn't dismiss you, I do!!" -that one crazy teacher.
That happens to me before
So whenever there's a fire drill our class would hurry and rushed to the door but then we had this teacher who got mad at us for standing up so fast. We then had to sit in class till the fire alarm stops
@@rexythedinosaur7693 Lol, that sounds horrible. And what if that teacher did that during a real fire?
@@rexythedinosaur7693 True, my teacher just did the same thing last week 🤦🏼♀️
luckily my school has only burnt down once. Nearly decades ago. But I didn't hear that they were doing a fire drill on the Announcements, and all of a sudden it goes off. I was scared to *death*.
Rochester High School Falcons then i guess that teacher will be fired
Teachers: do not take your bag with you.
Every class: everyone takes their bag.
I’d rather save my backpack than myself, cos damn the cost of textbooks
damn right im taking my bag
@@sweetest_tae You could also throw the bag out of the window, it gets the job done
Like bro I got my phone, my house key, my books, and my lunch money in there I'm not leaving it behind cuz that stuff is ✨ *expensive* ✨
@@teopazdrijan1008 there are no windows in that prison i call a class
“Is your bag more important than your LIFE???”
“…well aye miss, I quite like it”
“Right well when you burn to death don’t come crying to me”
In Brazil, we never actually had those training processes. The building where are made with pure concrete, so even if there is fire it would get isolated. Then again, the schools are open, dont have second floors and when they have, it's a open space, so it gets very ventilated.
The only time that the school was on fire, we picked up our thing and leaved the building. Then the Principal told to go home, since the school had so mutch people that lived near it, myself included.
I see that you North Americans have a lot of bulshit to attend. Your life AND your stuff are worth saving, just like in the movie of The Simpson were Marge saved the Wedding Tape.
@@thatboyakira4202 We do have a ton of a bullshit to go through, sadly. Schools aren’t made to protect us, just made in whatever way is cheapest! My school has been ceiling leaks since like forever so there’s mold in the ceiling, they didn’t even bother flattening the ground before building so we’re on unstable ground.
I wish our schools were made like yours, then maybe fires wouldn’t be an issue. Plus some of our drills are just plain inefficient like our earthquake ones; they expect us to stay in a building that can collapse on us because “oh the desk will save you”..we never get earthquakes here but if we did get one screw that I’m heading outside.
In a real fire I would never leave my precious backpack.
"But I won't be able to do that when I'm dead miss?"
@@paperhat9928 I know the last you should do in a fire is go for your things, but man the thought of leaving my phone and my wallet behind kills me lol.
Teacher: Okay ever-
Everyone: **getting their stuff and evacuating**
It’s every man and women for themselves!
@@dorkcheese4460but its better and nicer to help. :)
What kind of psychopath will not rush out immediately out of building when it’s on fire?
@@kyrya1982 me cuz um I check everyones ok
And not just my classmates.
This is me tho
“can someone please stand up a-“
BKEEWWW
“ohp”
HA I FOUND YOU, FAKER!
that was funnier in my head
@@hunterdalehite813 mood
@@hunterdalehite813 mood
The sound effects though 😳😳
Let's just appreciate the fact that this guy literally had more than 10 wigs
for real, i was thinking that too, and i think you're the only person i've seen in comments who said anything about it. XD
i...genuinely didnt realize all the students were him.
For real
Big facts
Plot twist: they are different people with the same face.
Teacher: “ don’t grab your stuff “
Me if there was a real fire: *casually grabs everything*
dont forget the teachers who dont let the kids leave until everyone's quiet
*Hrmm.. my worst enemy.*
We will literaly burn to death and they still wont let you out
Bonus: when she or he still does not let you out cuz your SCREAMING IN PAIN
Oh shit
@@renzjosephremo4143 fr.
Oh I should have said “ if this was an actual fire, we would be dead.” Because they use that line too when some of the students misbehaved.
the little walkie-talkie blip is the most accurate thing ever
YEA WERE ON OUR WAY-
Yes it is.
I know right 🤣🤣💖💖
@@willowthesumner HELP 😭😭😭😭
fr
"A fire? Oh well. Did everyone finished last week's assignment?"
Sorry miss I didn't please don't give a fail please please
I forgot my assignment in school
😲💪🏻
500th like
Sorry miss but our lives are more important than a sheet of paper
I didn't mrs den
Hahhaha
I love how the teacher looks like she's been going through this everyday LOL
They were probably waiting for the day this was going to happen
Yep
Like why are they expecting students to go calmly in a line to the exit, like do teachers think students drunk fire resistance potion or something?
Hello there
Why do I feel like you're doing this on purpose...
Almost… like they planned it. *X-Files theme plays*
during an earthquake, my history teacher don't even give a fuck about anyone, he just runs and dissapeared
idk why but it actually break the tension, we laugh our asses off
Lmaoo that's actually pretty funny, but if I was there I'd be right back to panicking right after. So... yeah.
I hope that teacher got like expelled or arrested because it's illegal to leave the kids without supervision
@@cembri6543 Oh yeah... true
that sounds both terrifying and incredibly funny
@@thatoneguy9582 exactly
The school: *is literally on fire*
The teacher: since Billy isn’t in the line properly we’re going back to class and try this again.
Lol
Lmaooooo
God damn it Billy! this is the 16th time of the year!
stupid billy…
@@kaitoeiscool hol' up-
The teachers expect us to be calm when we know it is real. Everyone is totally frantic
"Stop running in the halls"
"I'M LITTERLY ON FIRE"
"Is that back talk I'm hearing?"
lmao
So true
“Well now we have to go back and do it all again…see class this is why you shouldn’t be like Jeremy”
@@salem8228 "So basically you have to avoid catching on fire?"
@@ChloekabanOfficial I mean you shouldn't run straight to the fire 🔥
"Miss, can we please evacuate?"
"I don't know, can we?"
PLS THIS
LMMAAAOOSKSOSNSNHANUAJK
The teacher: a little fire, can't just make us quit our lesson. We are learning about how plants are made so shut up, we are not evacuating the school unless you want to sit here for like an hour hour to shut up, because we are going to stay here, because I think of it as a walk down, it's not even here, you don't have to shut up hide and everything like bro, you better shush. Me: but we are going to die- teacher:you can die for all I care, just we have to finish this lesson, I am not just missing you guys while we are learning about how plants are made
@@yourdad6388 having a stroke
"Yes we can"
Fire: *happens*
Teachers: “Everyone line up.”
Also teacher: this is the *Fire* ing squad for your belongings
They expect us to just line up and stay calm WHEN THE BUILDINGS GOING DOWN
so true
Yup
this has 911 likes loool.... i dont wanna like this now
Our teachers make us watch the school burn down
We had fire drills in elementary a lot and we had to SILENTLY get into, not just a single file line, but in alphabetical order. Thats right. In case of a fire, force your immature fourth grade students to shuffle around for like 10 minutes to get into roll order. What could possibly go wrong?? After that we would have to evacuate to the main oval which was a giant field made of grass. Yes. Obviously the safest place for kids to go in a fire is a giant grass field because thats not flammable at all especially with the blazing. Australian. Sun. After that we had to sit down in our lines parallel to the other grades and classes in front of us and be silent apart from students answering the roll call. Honestly, i don't know if any of us would have survived if there was actually a fire.
To be real I don't think anyone would have listened even the teachers are going to tell to just walk without pushing each other because if that protocol was followed the entire school parents would have seud the school and the students with teachers would have burned to death
@@purplecarbide green/living grass doesn’t catch on fire, only dead and dry grass, Also dead grass burns slowly, Trust me. In México people burn fields of dead grass and it takes a whole century.
@@purplecarbide only way the green grass will catch on fire, is if there’s a massive body of fire.
@@purplecarbide but considering school protocol, it’s most likely a safe distance away (at least a decent distance to let the fire die down)
@@purplecarbide but still it’s kinda fucked up that we have to go down slowly, our teacher used to force us to finish our assignment before leaving for safety
Teacher: Oh well looks like Adam doesn't wanna leave and survive today..
Why is no one commenting?
@@arcn7286 idk
@@arcn7286 beans
@@amcat8015 idk
@@arcn7286 Popeyes chicken sandwich
Idk if y’all schools did this but sometimes if everyone wasn’t quiet they would make us wait inside until everyone was quiet while there was a fire going on. Then they would say “we’re not leaving the building till everyone is queit” and then put the quiet signal up ✌🏾. while there was a fire going on. It’s like they wanted us to die😂😂
Damn. Ive heard of school makinf kids do it again but thats just insane.
What the fuck
I'd just be like "Bitch fuck off, I'm runnin I'll take the detention rather than letting this fire take my life."
@@YooranKujara oh if I had said that to my teachers it wouldn’t have just been the fire that would take my life😭😭
Yeah I'm out
That's What they expect but what we really do is run around😂😂
“Yeah we’re on our way” into the Walky talky was actually genius
Fr
Lol
@@goodiegold7845 Stop the cap. 🧢 🧢 😂
@Evil ok
Honestly made the whole video so much better, because that’s exactly what I would expect to hear