What's The Best Mascara To Cry In

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  • @kara2125
    @kara2125 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10900

    i kinda like that julien doesn't have a mic i feel like if he had a mic he would be pressured to be funny. it feels like right now he's just being funny for jenna and we're just lucky enough to hear it

    • @emiliavongutez968
      @emiliavongutez968 5 ปีที่แล้ว +524

      Kara Mahoney Exactly! People demanding he wears a mic but like those comments are for Jenna and that’s why they’re funny because it’s natural between them

    • @lysyloo1
      @lysyloo1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +271

      Kara Mahoney it’s a confusing place to be when trying to decide on a volume though. I gotta turn it up so loud to hear julien but then Jenna yells and my ear drums burst

    • @toastedpancake992
      @toastedpancake992 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Beech he naturally funny even when he does have a mic 👁👃👁

    • @KM-ld9ln
      @KM-ld9ln 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Kara Mahoney that’s true but also at night when I want to stifle laughter into my pillow it’s hard because she gets loud when I turn it up to hear him

    • @mercury6284
      @mercury6284 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yea

  • @elizabethwarwick3756
    @elizabethwarwick3756 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37251

    Part two should be best foundation to hug someone in a white t-shirt in.

    • @kalabell12
      @kalabell12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +255

      PLEASE

    • @emiilybeauty5776
      @emiilybeauty5776 5 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      YESSSS

    • @KM-ld9ln
      @KM-ld9ln 5 ปีที่แล้ว +286

      Elizabeth Warwick oh my god my struggle is hugging people because I’m so pale it sometimes looks grey or on dark shirts it’s so white ah

    • @tommychong5466
      @tommychong5466 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Elizabeth Warwick PLEEEEASE

    • @MaRiahhTurnerPoliticalMakeup
      @MaRiahhTurnerPoliticalMakeup 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I HOPE SHE DOES THIS OH GOD!!!!!

  • @briehayes5917
    @briehayes5917 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10364

    I had to have a full break down in a musical and we wanted mascara streaming down my face so this actually really helped

    • @youjustgotvectored3989
      @youjustgotvectored3989 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Which musical?

    • @higuerap1975
      @higuerap1975 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Wich musical dude

    • @notimportant6052
      @notimportant6052 5 ปีที่แล้ว +321

      I was literally looking for this comment cause this is so useful for acting

    • @GhouliePumpkin
      @GhouliePumpkin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +537

      Dude kush mascara by milk. I cried and shit was still black as hell when it was running between my boobs.

    • @maddywebb
      @maddywebb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @Luna 10:59

  • @jazwhoaskedforthis
    @jazwhoaskedforthis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4792

    If you’ve come back for your I Miss Jenna marathon, let me tell you an amazing mascara to cry in: Urban Decay Perversion. Smears and tears like a champ, and you cry even harder because it’s 22 Dollars. It makes my lashes look gorgeous though so it’s good for a date where you want to look great for the first half and then look like you’ve lost your mind for the second half if anything goes wrong.

    • @jdms65
      @jdms65 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      AGREED

    • @Me-vn3gz
      @Me-vn3gz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      THANK YOU

    • @jules4950
      @jules4950 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      This is the recommendation I needed

    • @heatherplastow2502
      @heatherplastow2502 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      I appreciate the updated content. Thank you.

    • @brittanyf5189
      @brittanyf5189 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I love you for this

  • @diggy5433
    @diggy5433 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4833

    14:04 "don't push it into my forehead, let _me_ be the artist"
    *green tear streams down face*

    • @SarahLynn1330
      @SarahLynn1330 6 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      indigo that one tear rlly fucking got me

    • @martigeonart7583
      @martigeonart7583 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I mean....that's a mood 😂

    • @herewego02
      @herewego02 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      total friday night after school mood :,)

    • @malenaboeva6759
      @malenaboeva6759 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      "What's your inspiration?"
      "Crying in tears..."

    • @liislattik5078
      @liislattik5078 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I BARKED

  • @kelseygwyn8122
    @kelseygwyn8122 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6375

    one time I cried so hard my mascara ran down my face, down my neck, soaked my shirt, and actually stained the collar of my shirt black. that’s the kind of performance we’re looking for here

    • @danid7243
      @danid7243 6 ปีที่แล้ว +326

      kelsey poisal I mean I hope you’re okay.

    • @kelseygwyn8122
      @kelseygwyn8122 6 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      Danielle Johansen LMAO thank you, don’t worry I am

    • @user-yh9cq6nf7j
      @user-yh9cq6nf7j 6 ปีที่แล้ว +284

      Okay, but what mascara did you use 👀

    • @jenniferHeley
      @jenniferHeley 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I can relate.

    • @kelseygwyn8122
      @kelseygwyn8122 6 ปีที่แล้ว +282

      M it was a while ago but I think it was covergirl clump crusher bc that used to be my favorite

  • @bernienelson8926
    @bernienelson8926 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4432

    I once had a breakdown while wearing mime makeup.
    I looked freaking terrifying.

    • @maryfrancess93
      @maryfrancess93 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Story time??? Lol.

    • @sylvie_on
      @sylvie_on 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I wanna _ssseeeee_

    • @bernienelson8926
      @bernienelson8926 5 ปีที่แล้ว +501

      I wish I had pictures, haha. I was at an event doing a performance piece where myself and the other actor were wearing mime paint, mine included those kind of diamond star shapes around the eyes. Afterwards at the same event I had a falling out with a friend and was bawling while watching another act. Another friend came up to me to check on me, and I asked her if I'd wrecked my makeup. I knew I was in trouble because she refused to make eye contact 😂 So I went to the bathroom, and the tear tracks had dissolved the makeup and I looked like some demon possessed clown, the diamonds around my eyes had started to kind of drip further down my face, and I'd had red rosy cheeks and now the red paint mixed with the black and the white and dribbled down my chin. I tried to use paper towel and liquid soap to get it off, but it was greasepaint and just went smudgy, and I wanted to leave but I'd driven people there, so I just sat in my car and waited til it was over.
      But I swear, if I ever wanted to dress up like a possessed clown, I would definitely just cry while wearing mime greasepaint, because that shit was the stuff of nightmares.

    • @laurnias1516
      @laurnias1516 5 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      @@bernienelson8926 I don't mean to be rude, but I'm scream-laughing. You tell a good story 😂

    • @bee-qr7yq
      @bee-qr7yq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      i’m literally pissing myself oh my god that was so funny

  • @stopitpj2318
    @stopitpj2318 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5376

    i had a mental breakdown in my best friends backyard shed, i was eating a literal gallon of chocolate chips, while crying my eyes out in buxom lashes. i ruined my white shirt, i looked like the person you would see sitting on a curb with one of their heels broken and the other one lost. it was fantastic

    • @Beelzebubby91
      @Beelzebubby91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      This made my night lmaoooo

    • @lonelyheartsclub27
      @lonelyheartsclub27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      No the other one is somehow in your hair lol

    • @emmabell529
      @emmabell529 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      HAHHAHA I love that

    • @stopitpj2318
      @stopitpj2318 4 ปีที่แล้ว +244

      @Lilymoon im doin great now!! i basically had a breakdown bc i had finals (and studying anatomy is hard as fuck) and my friend was watching shrek 2 for the 6th time that day, it was quite the evening

    • @aerin9116
      @aerin9116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      on a scale from “I was kidnapped on my way to my audition” to “I just just watched a tiger maul my whole family” how fantastic was it.

  • @im_an_oyster
    @im_an_oyster 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4779

    I love how CoverGirl totally owned their title as best drugstore mascara to cry in and sent Jenna a package with more mascara

    • @allstr8peopledeservetodie10
      @allstr8peopledeservetodie10 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Stephanie K nigga what?

    • @nowandaround312
      @nowandaround312 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@PassionPno Maybe I'm missing something but what does that have to do with mascara? She's also not from NJ, she's originally from upstate New York

    • @AmethystEyes
      @AmethystEyes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Joyce K wait when?!

    • @youllneverguesswho2654
      @youllneverguesswho2654 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@AmethystEyes that's what im askin lol

    • @SunflowerJester
      @SunflowerJester 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@youllneverguesswho2654 it was on her Instagram story.

  • @Nuggetlover96
    @Nuggetlover96 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4241

    "Everyone is getting pizza nuggets for lunch but I have to eat this lettuce sandwich my mom packed me" is probably my favorite line ever spoken

    • @sandwich25-k5w
      @sandwich25-k5w 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Nuggetlover96 ya it has mayonnaise

    • @motherofdogs7980
      @motherofdogs7980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      What about "MY HUSBAND...LEFT ME...FOR ANOTHER MAN. BEECH!"

    • @brittanyr9471
      @brittanyr9471 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@dogduck591 that fucking killed me. Like, hello? 911? I CAN'T BREATHE

    • @kellynspear9924
      @kellynspear9924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      This whole video is full of the best one-liners ever. My favorite Jenna/Julien video, by far.
      Also, the face she makes after she says, "Everyone else gets to go to Jamaica, but Jared dumped me!"

    • @Clownbunnycosplay
      @Clownbunnycosplay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nuggetlover96 I hate that I know, your icon was broadway Karkat cosplay

  • @erikazambrano7097
    @erikazambrano7097 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6266

    Nobody:
    Julien : iN tHe ArMs oF ThE aNgeL

  • @kaylynrobertson
    @kaylynrobertson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11396

    jenna marathon because I MISS HER.. lets get emotional

    • @rustysporkss
      @rustysporkss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      😭😭😭😭

    • @mikeysrose
      @mikeysrose 4 ปีที่แล้ว +221

      I've decided that I need to leave a loving comment on every video I watch now, so that she knows that I'm not just some douche coming here to "see who this chick is" or something. She needs to know that it's people who love her re-watching everything.

    • @sarasmith8037
      @sarasmith8037 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yes!!!

    • @lisachiappetti6092
      @lisachiappetti6092 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@mikeysrose you know what that's what I'm gonna do now

    • @nopenope4165
      @nopenope4165 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      yes.

  • @agatulacz
    @agatulacz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2361

    14:06 that moment was so dramatic and beautiful
    "let me be the artist" *a single green tear*

    • @jambox6848
      @jambox6848 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I'm so glad I wasn't the only one who saw this!!!

    • @cr3ntist
      @cr3ntist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      It reminds me of when you’re throwing up and another wave hits you and you have to lean back down into the toilet.

    • @lilly103
      @lilly103 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      TRUEEE

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lemony Sweet BRUH STOP I CANT

    • @GippyHappy
      @GippyHappy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Let ME be the artist!
      (Slams face into paper)

  • @josshersmusic8483
    @josshersmusic8483 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5020

    “I got kidnapped on my way to my bachelor audition”

    • @aayuktaraut8424
      @aayuktaraut8424 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      UNDERRATED

    • @mollylox1399
      @mollylox1399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      “Now everybody gets to go to Jamaica but jarred dumped me :(“

    • @brittanyagard2565
      @brittanyagard2565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      🤣🤣

    • @GreatRunas
      @GreatRunas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This is kermit’s favorite video

    • @julia.g9787
      @julia.g9787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@GreatRunas yes 😂

  • @restable
    @restable 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4589

    i swear jenna's vocabulary is contagious, i've found myself saying "ehhh beebee *kiss kiss*" and "who u fightin" EVERY SINGLE DAY and i absolutely love it

    • @musiczandlife
      @musiczandlife 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Max King same here!

    • @Metheus
      @Metheus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Max King u too? Thought it was just me

    • @AlanaLecter
      @AlanaLecter 6 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      In my house its gotten to the point where my mother says "who you fightin"

    • @TaylorWhite
      @TaylorWhite 6 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Max King I started saying “I have a basketball game tomorrow” 😂

    • @alexiscox6639
      @alexiscox6639 6 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      “The Jenna marbles effect”

  • @sammysquids842
    @sammysquids842 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1332

    That one green tear that bangs out right as she says “let me be the artist” makes this endlessly rewatchable

    • @clairehirano5889
      @clairehirano5889 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Give that tear an award, it had impeccable timing 🤣

    • @Oli.V
      @Oli.V 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      14:05 if you want to just keep watching it

    • @cealgichohi3036
      @cealgichohi3036 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yes

    • @boogie_munch
      @boogie_munch 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      PAID ACTOR LOL

  • @JaraelMoonsilver
    @JaraelMoonsilver 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3913

    I love when julien is just Going In with the eyedrops, in pain but not stopping bc jenna hasn’t looked and that was the whole point cause that is a Fat Mood

    • @fallenleaf666
      @fallenleaf666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      8:46

    • @emilyfanslow3604
      @emilyfanslow3604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      i love how one of your videos is called “fried rice recipe + cat and gay” because honestly same

  • @darladear27
    @darladear27 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2933

    Basically you want to be the matchmaker lady from Mulan when the tea gets spilled on her face.

  • @AnhMinh-tf7xu
    @AnhMinh-tf7xu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5243

    “You know what’s better than sex?”
    *CRYING*

  • @aubrey8954
    @aubrey8954 2 ปีที่แล้ว +411

    “a tiger comes out of nowhere… just starts MAULING people”
    one of the funniest things julien has ever said

    • @SnakeEnthusiast
      @SnakeEnthusiast 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      It’s just the fact that it came out of bum-fuck nowhere!

    • @ofishallydone
      @ofishallydone 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@SnakeEnthusiast so did the tiger

  • @andreajasmineperez
    @andreajasmineperez 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4314

    Goes to Sephora to return mascaras.
    “Anything wrong with these?”
    Jenna: “the tears didn’t meet my expectations”

    • @Joy-cf2hs
      @Joy-cf2hs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      HONEY YES I LOVE YOU.

    • @Araub0408
      @Araub0408 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Andrea Avina “Oh I’m sorry, did they run down your face?
      “No, quite the opposite. It didn’t run down my face enough. It didn’t give me the ‘sobbing in the bathroom at a middle school dance’ look I wanted”

    • @weirdassgirl6948
      @weirdassgirl6948 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      2,000th like

  • @ashlynsaba
    @ashlynsaba 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3554

    Now every youtuber with an apology has a believable “crying” mascara to wear🤣🤣

    • @whatab1613
      @whatab1613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Pipirika's it wouldn’t have worked... she didn’t even cry😔😭

    • @watson5685
      @watson5685 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Pipirika's I guess she didn’t get the memo 👀

    • @Angie......
      @Angie...... 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      No, because whenever they have a breakdown they feel the need to "not put make up on"

    • @lizzy290
      @lizzy290 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      This comment aged really well 😂

    • @a.person4761
      @a.person4761 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lizzy290 💀💀

  • @graciethebelle
    @graciethebelle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5166

    I'm surprised she didn't get the classic drug store Maybelline mascara. Ya know the one. In the pink tube with the green top. That's the one I WANTED to see lol

    • @faithhaining1675
      @faithhaining1675 5 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      GREAT LASH YES

    • @Kirala_TTok
      @Kirala_TTok 5 ปีที่แล้ว +345

      Ok story time that's kind sad but fucking hilarious involving that mascara. I use to apply like 3 times to top and bottom lashes for that *beautiful * spider look. Well I was in middle school and I came home and my parents finally actually got me a birthday present after 3 years of not and I DROPPED IT and the makeup palettes broke. I cried so hard that my makeup ran and it turns the edge of my shirt black and grey.

    • @nowandaround312
      @nowandaround312 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      ​@@Kirala_TTok I was going to apologize but now that you were so unnecessarily rude and hateful instead of just explaining what you meant, never mind. I had thought you were saying that your parents hadn't been able to afford a present, since crying over broken makeup is such a First World Problem that you needed to add something that sounded sad. If a family was really too poor to buy a kid even super cheap present for 3 years in a row then there's very little chance that kid would be spending their own money on makeup, especially as a middle schooler, they would be buying themselves necessities. You claim that's not what you meant so fine.
      If your parents really are abusive then you've picked up on their behavior. Break the cycle, especially if you plan to have kids, but even if you don't, do it for yourself. The rest of your life will be negatively affected if you don't and your parents will continue to have control over you, even after they die. I recommend finding a good therapist who's familiar with abuse and tell them very clearly that they cannot discuss anything with your parents unless it's about billing (if you're using their insurance). On your privacy form, write that they cannot have conversations *at all* with your parents even if your parents don't ask about what was discussed in your sessions (unless you feel confident that your parents wouldn't lie to your therapist as a way of controlling you, which is what mine did to me). Also, don't list your parents as an emergency contact.

    • @Cilantrocubez
      @Cilantrocubez 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I have that lmao

    • @captain6717
      @captain6717 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      It’s sad we literally all know what you’re talking about

  • @polkadotpanda33
    @polkadotpanda33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +805

    "Did you have to stand in a dark bathroom and go 'Dior, Dior, Dior' in to a mirror and then turn around three times and then James Charles pops out and goes 'hi sisters!'" is easily one of my favorite things Jenna has ever said.

    • @maggieholland8202
      @maggieholland8202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Its up there with "you put that sentence back in your mouth"

    • @temperance2596
      @temperance2596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      She said this just as I read this comment. It was perfectz

    • @TheNicholle23
      @TheNicholle23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Mine is: before you know it kermit’s gonna be sniffing out drugs in the airport. But instead of communicating with the officer he’s gonna cry and say DrUgS iN hErE…can I also please have the lady’s sandwich in her bag??

    • @destiny8143
      @destiny8143 ปีที่แล้ว

      That part KILLED ME hahahah

  • @VanessaBlanco
    @VanessaBlanco 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4029

    “Dior, Dior, dior......Hi SISTERS!”
    IM DEAD 😂💀

    • @naan-bread3131
      @naan-bread3131 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I would pay to see that, omg🤣😭😂

    • @Man-bt9xk
      @Man-bt9xk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      hI SISTERS

    • @loreleisharp9298
      @loreleisharp9298 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      That didn’t age well

    • @emrldd2681
      @emrldd2681 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@loreleisharp9298 now his career is dead 🤣

    • @tiffanyleraa9975
      @tiffanyleraa9975 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      lorelei sharp I think it did age well actually bc he’s canceled & it’s a hilarious ass joke lol

  • @judkinsfamily4414
    @judkinsfamily4414 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1681

    "Everyone gets to go to Jamaica but Jared dumped me" *blinks intensely*

  • @carriebaker8653
    @carriebaker8653 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5328

    I’m here to let you know that colourpop mascara is the best to cry in. You get the full breakdown experience

    • @charlottewakelin3740
      @charlottewakelin3740 5 ปีที่แล้ว +549

      We stan a sister who helps other sisters complete their break down goals 👏🏻👏🏻

    • @annahughes1443
      @annahughes1443 5 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      Also Urban Decay Troublemaker

    • @IONE_the_Enby
      @IONE_the_Enby 5 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      UD perversion and sephora's liquid liner (the non-pen one, not waterproof one) in tandem will have you looking like your parents died, you came home to your place on fire- pets burnt to bbq inside, and you witness your significant other cheating on you with your worst enemy. It is a POWERFUL LOOK

    • @jaimeestratton8578
      @jaimeestratton8578 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@memeconnoisseur8026 do you mean rimmel scandaleyes?

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Micah Eli I’d watch that so hard

  • @caitlyn-z2k
    @caitlyn-z2k 4 ปีที่แล้ว +501

    "Does mascara take batteries or do you plug it into the wall?"
    "You plug it into the wall" Is a slept on moment of this video

  • @goldfishcakes329
    @goldfishcakes329 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3717

    I need a part two with eyeliner

    • @heythere6398
      @heythere6398 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Xanny Granny I love your Gerard profile photo

    • @hasannaomir.3037
      @hasannaomir.3037 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah!!!! With Julien...we simply MAST HAZ Julien, two!! Jenna don't need nobody. But Julien, what a wingman!! His wittyfeathers tickle Jenna's antics something wonderful. Yay!!!

    • @Sallywifeofjack
      @Sallywifeofjack 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      OH MY GOD YES PLEASE

    • @shannon9164
      @shannon9164 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Even when I don’t cry eyeliners always seems to run and give me panda eyes, if I could fine an eyeliner than don’t do that that’d be cool

    • @leem306
      @leem306 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      and with a Beau-Tuber (#MarbleStar)

  • @ChilledCheese
    @ChilledCheese 6 ปีที่แล้ว +758

    Jenna always addressing the really important issues

  • @brittanyharper2889
    @brittanyharper2889 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1913

    Julien just profusely squirting eyedrops in his eyes lmaoo 😂😂

    • @camilaa.229
      @camilaa.229 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      While I'm here panicking about putting one eyedrop in my eye.

    • @captain6717
      @captain6717 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That fucking clip makes me ugly laugh.

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Trin Ficklin I ugly laugh at him using the whole roll of toilet paper and then I scream laugh when Jenna goes “You BITCH!”

    • @KayTemptySimoleons
      @KayTemptySimoleons 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      iS sHe OkAy?!?!

  • @sunshinesando7803
    @sunshinesando7803 4 ปีที่แล้ว +641

    This video felt appropriate in 2019 but I think it truly represents the energy that 2020 is serving us rn

  • @samimeister
    @samimeister 6 ปีที่แล้ว +681

    Julien showing up to a school dance in P.E clothes is the most Julien thing I've ever heard

  • @Bekah1852
    @Bekah1852 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1159

    "Did you have to stand in a dark bathroom and go, 'Dior, Dior, Dior' into a mirror and turn around three times and then James Charles pops out and goes, 'Hi, shistars!'"
    I cackled.

    • @Venus_Doomm
      @Venus_Doomm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      OMG IM CRYING

    • @hollyfontaine9385
      @hollyfontaine9385 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That is literally one of the funniest comments I’ve seen

    • @SofiaDe07
      @SofiaDe07 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bekah Stoneking If only it really happened. 😂

  • @alliecook8836
    @alliecook8836 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1778

    You should do your makeup, not moving the brushes, just moving your head

    • @tay8633
      @tay8633 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Allie Cook I need this to happen.😂

    • @michaelamyssikow6026
      @michaelamyssikow6026 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      bb pebblez omg yes same

    • @almasarai4768
      @almasarai4768 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes

    • @Plasticityy
      @Plasticityy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      YES

    • @Eecw1188
      @Eecw1188 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Allie Cook OMG PULEEEEEEEAAASSSE

  • @sheetheleo
    @sheetheleo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2978

    How my mascara looks after Jenna's last video:

    • @Yelekrib22
      @Yelekrib22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Me at fist minute of the video 🤧😪

    • @Yelekrib22
      @Yelekrib22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Me at the last 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🥳🥳😭😢😭😢😭😢

    • @emmabell529
      @emmabell529 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Berkeley Murphy why the celebration emoji

    • @april2216
      @april2216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      We needed this video so we could wear the right mascara while watching her last video 😭

    • @luna_moth_mars
      @luna_moth_mars 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I miss her so damn much. I hope she comes back eventually

  • @aryxn0
    @aryxn0 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3048

    Jenna is my favorite beautuber.

    • @pingahito5478
      @pingahito5478 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      RyanA well she really doesn’t have any competition

    • @jessodepresso
      @jessodepresso 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      jenna is the only beautuber

    • @Mizzzy90
      @Mizzzy90 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yesss beeeeechhhh

    • @aryxn0
      @aryxn0 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pingahito ikr

    • @strawberee5393
      @strawberee5393 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      RyanA 999 likes

  • @Matt-wv8vt
    @Matt-wv8vt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +847

    Literally no one:
    Julien: “Does mascara take batteries or do you plug it into the wall?”
    Jenna: “You plug it into the wall.”

  • @RosieTheRo
    @RosieTheRo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +485

    i can add: cover girl's the super sizer is also a great mascara to cry in for dramatic effect. i had a coughing fit once while wearing it and by the end of it i looked like i'd just been told my husband died at sea and left the property to his lover that i'd never known about until just now

    • @violenciarivas7797
      @violenciarivas7797 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      This comment only got better and better

    • @emma-sunni246
      @emma-sunni246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      This comment got more wild the more I read 💀

  • @SapphirePrimrose
    @SapphirePrimrose 4 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    "I have a lot of feelings but they're not for me."
    Me crying watching Jenna's old videos.

  • @doddleoddle
    @doddleoddle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2128

    did you make this video for me

    • @barret95
      @barret95 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      doddleoddle Dodieeeeeee

    • @Aeriatics
      @Aeriatics 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      doddleoddle hi

    • @Aeriatics
      @Aeriatics 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If you notice me I will die

    • @audrey9947
      @audrey9947 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love you and it turns out we seem to watch the same videos sometimes! ♥️

    • @abigailfarr5555
      @abigailfarr5555 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      aFtEr LisTenIng To YoUr MuSiC I CrY oF HaPpInEsS.

  • @Speechless4735
    @Speechless4735 6 ปีที่แล้ว +529

    That green tear was pigmented

    • @maggieelizabeth3045
      @maggieelizabeth3045 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      yeah so pigmented

    • @JMac-27
      @JMac-27 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Zoe Jones so pigmented

    • @JMac-27
      @JMac-27 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Megan S damn it Megan, can I get to one joke before someone else

    • @mugomogu2379
      @mugomogu2379 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      c o m e t h r o u g h p i g m e n t

    • @jonathanlol2689
      @jonathanlol2689 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah it was SOOOOOOOOO PIGMENTED HAHAHA

  • @ejp3292000
    @ejp3292000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3250

    Jenna: Mascara isn’t for Aries.
    Me, an Aries, who never wears mascara: Shit she got me.

    • @beccook6729
      @beccook6729 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Eddie Spaghetti I'm always wearing mascara and I'm an Aries... dammit

    • @annamorris7097
      @annamorris7097 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      MascAries

    • @kittykake44
      @kittykake44 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol same

    • @user36able
      @user36able 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I’m also an aries who never mascaries, high five

    • @sydneyc8955
      @sydneyc8955 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SAME

  • @karinamorales1421
    @karinamorales1421 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +95

    I love how everyone is collectively sharing their best crying mascara years later.

    • @hankcatlove
      @hankcatlove 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      5 years later i still only use buxom

  • @CourtniBreannable
    @CourtniBreannable 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1638

    I just wanna know how after all these years how Jenna has never failed to make me cry with laughter every video

    • @leireplazareino9337
      @leireplazareino9337 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Courtni Breann same gurl

    • @SiannanK
      @SiannanK 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      And now you know what mascara is best to cry in

    • @sparkle7653
      @sparkle7653 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Courtni Breann same she's one of the only TH-camrs who's videos I can watch over and over again and still laugh each time lol I always watch her videos like 5 times each

    • @mksabourinable
      @mksabourinable 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      One of the rankings should've been "watching a Jenna Marbles video and laughing so much that you end up crying" lmao 😂

    • @saras.7928
      @saras.7928 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      how's your mascara?

  • @simpleplanfan011
    @simpleplanfan011 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2189

    "I got kidnapped on the way to my bachelor audition." Wholesome content 💞😂

    • @katelyn3812
      @katelyn3812 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      simpleplanfan011 pp

  • @musician200X
    @musician200X 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2723

    I need to let you know how you made my mother laugh in a very trying time. My uncle had stage 4 lung cancer and for the last month had been in the hospital and finally passed away on Sunday. We were getting ready for the funeral and my mom was putting on her make up... I recently showed her your video and we were able to laugh for a minute. Not only were we about to do a lot of crying in mascara, but my mom actually had the first one you used! Thank you for giving us a moment of joy in a tough time. You're a hilarious angel.

    • @natc809
      @natc809 6 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Spoiled Splenden This comment was a rollercoaster from beginning to end

    • @enk989
      @enk989 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@natc809 🤣

    • @peppermint_puff1279
      @peppermint_puff1279 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I am sorry for your loss...

    • @bookmilla8616
      @bookmilla8616 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      So sorry for your loss. May he rest in peace.

    • @xx_jen.101love7
      @xx_jen.101love7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      May he rest in peace

  • @viowlet
    @viowlet ปีที่แล้ว +36

    5 years later this video still never fails to make me cry laughing. The premise and the execution are so profoundly hilarious that I look just like her in the buxom mascara by the end of it.

  • @kclare21
    @kclare21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2915

    Pro Tip- the L'oreal one swipe mascara( not waterproof) turns ur cheeks black and gives you raccoon eyes. Its a look.

    • @sage9849
      @sage9849 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Kathleen Carroll bitchie eyelash is sh o o k

    • @emilym6676
      @emilym6676 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Omg thank you

    • @ceceliareed
      @ceceliareed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      PRO TIP

    • @oliviaweiss4674
      @oliviaweiss4674 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      it's spelled "lewk"

    • @jeydoncruz3619
      @jeydoncruz3619 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I wanna ask how you know that but the bachelor fucked us all so I get it

  • @therealvlad505
    @therealvlad505 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1600

    "Dont cry, cry" - Julien "in the arms of an angel" Solomita

    • @aiden.ambulance
      @aiden.ambulance 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Thereal Vlad ~dont cry, craft~

    • @leah8jean
      @leah8jean 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      omfg will those step chickens ever go away

    • @ellabarkersturges9700
      @ellabarkersturges9700 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@aiden.ambulance the only reason i came to the comments was to see a don't cry, craft comment haha

    • @Lemu_with_a_shirt
      @Lemu_with_a_shirt 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Okay, now I understand why people don't want to like a comment when it's at a good number, there's just a mental barrier around the like button, can't ruin that.

    • @therealvlad505
      @therealvlad505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Lemu_with_a_shirt I like attributing to a mental barrier

  • @rachelbowman3476
    @rachelbowman3476 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1247

    14:00 Laura Lee right before she hit "record" for her apology video

  • @maja1674
    @maja1674 2 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    I know this is 4 years late but if anyone still want a good mascara to cry in that will also make you look really cool, use the maybelline snapscara mascara in blue. Looks beautiful on the eyes and doesn't crumble underneath the eye, but AS SOON as a droplet of water touches your eyelashes it will look like cartoon tears. 10/10 have and would cry wearing it again.

    • @robinmay9256
      @robinmay9256 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      agreed, i found out the hard way

  • @s.c.o.r.p.i.o.n.i.c
    @s.c.o.r.p.i.o.n.i.c 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1975

    julien squeezing the eye-drop bottle over his eyes and wiping it with the whole toilet roll 💀⚰️

    • @dianadelamer9583
      @dianadelamer9583 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Scorpionic I just saw you in a ReviewBrah comment section like 4 seconds ago and I think that's a sign that we should be friends

    • @kwiisaantoine9381
      @kwiisaantoine9381 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      im subbed to reviewbrah too can i join the club

    • @eveywub
      @eveywub 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @gemmawilkinson7166
      @gemmawilkinson7166 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Scorpionic i just saw your comment on the “I shot my parents” video and a few others xD

    • @machinegirl9514
      @machinegirl9514 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      IT HAD ME LAUGHING HARD ASF😂😂😂💀

  • @bellar7607
    @bellar7607 6 ปีที่แล้ว +874

    QUALITY CONTENT

    • @kayleykray6735
      @kayleykray6735 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Isabbella Ruiz lol I saw the title and thought quality content before even watching xD

  • @sopranope5191
    @sopranope5191 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1057

    I *have* actually cried in the Better than Sex mascara and I will say that it is by far the hardest to wash off in a public school bathroom after sobbing uncontrollably for half of your lunch period.

  • @allieb1193
    @allieb1193 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    So I watch Jenna's videos after I have anxiety/panic attacks because she makes me laugh and that is the best way to make me feel better, and I can confirm that Elf's lash extending mascara will give MULTIPLE dramatic black streaks all the way down to your neck. I wasn't even wearing eyeliner.

  • @marissaj4009
    @marissaj4009 6 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    great lash by maybelline will not only make your tears black, it will soak ur entire eye, give you irritation and puffiness, AND stain your clothing giving you the grim reaper look. the perfect mental breakdown product 11/10

    • @Br0k3nH3art5
      @Br0k3nH3art5 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      It sorry that you know that, I hope that you’re not sad anymore

  • @sotaesty2
    @sotaesty2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1218

    This video is very informational-
    *cries in mascara*

  • @courtneyjoy3689
    @courtneyjoy3689 6 ปีที่แล้ว +581

    “It’s the you got stood up at dinner but your presentable enough to go get fast food” HAHAHHAHAHA

  • @loveyallyangu
    @loveyallyangu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    The rewatchability of Jenna's videos are very high.

  • @kenp-woman994
    @kenp-woman994 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2100

    Can someone please do a remake of the “when the party’s over” music video but it’s just clips of Jenna crying black mascara tears

    • @_ieatdirt
      @_ieatdirt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      J & j memes where you at

    • @loreleisharp9298
      @loreleisharp9298 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @J&Jmemes do it!!!! PlEASE

    • @jenniev7345
      @jenniev7345 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Still waiting for this @j&j memes

    • @eliah226
      @eliah226 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @JandJmemes

    • @ashleewyllie8762
      @ashleewyllie8762 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @jnjmemes

  • @Jessica_Pettis
    @Jessica_Pettis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +744

    The scenarios you guys were making up as to why you’d be crying have me dying 😂

  • @lostperson5482
    @lostperson5482 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1368

    When someone says TH-cam isn't educational

  • @fen6637
    @fen6637 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    First video I ever watched of Jenna's. How that she is gone for Lord knows how long I wanted to say in the past year and a half the only thing Jenna has done is brighten my day once a week. And to anyone else coming back and watching these videos, she loved us all and it hurts to see her go.

  • @leslyzepeda9220
    @leslyzepeda9220 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1765

    if jenna turned herself into Julian......just the thought is......LMAOOOOOO

    • @spikesspikesspikesspikesspikes
      @spikesspikesspikesspikesspikes 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      AHHH YES THIS IS SUCH A GOOD IDEA

    • @brittv420
      @brittv420 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Omg yes 😂😂😂

    • @daturarose
      @daturarose 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Lesly Z ...and julian turns into her, could be an awesome couples challenge!

    • @sunnydays5186
      @sunnydays5186 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yes! Do it! And Julian turn into Jenna

    • @raw_oyster
      @raw_oyster 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      YES! YES! YES!!!!

  • @ellah.4452
    @ellah.4452 6 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    I love how Jenna’s comment section is only happiness and weird personalities instead of insulting each other.

    • @gh0uli_668
      @gh0uli_668 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ella HARDMAN rt rt rt rt rt rt rt rt rt

  • @RiahhCarrie
    @RiahhCarrie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +653

    “You know what’s better than sex?
    Crying.”
    OKAY WELL NOW I’M CRYING 😂

  • @leorose422
    @leorose422 3 ปีที่แล้ว +421

    im rewatching this after realizing i am asexual and lemme tell you as an ace with a cancer moon, the sentence "yknow whats better than sex? crying" really does resonate with me

    • @doilooklikebees
      @doilooklikebees 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      as an ace cancer, yes😂

    • @swng4049
      @swng4049 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Wtf did I just read

    • @grayce5884
      @grayce5884 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@swng4049 words

    • @Rebecca-hm6pw
      @Rebecca-hm6pw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Truly words to live by

    • @desubysnusnu
      @desubysnusnu ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@swng4049 it's okay Lea Michelle. There's nothing to be ashamed

  • @sageosaur
    @sageosaur 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2166

    the pink and blue look looked like you tried to do a harley quinn cosplay and you started crying because your shorts weren’t short enough.

    • @leiannaleach-small6793
      @leiannaleach-small6793 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This is just.....AMAZING

    • @sageosaur
      @sageosaur 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      leianna leach-small HAHAHAHAHA THANK YOU

    • @zwinny0408
      @zwinny0408 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I thought the exact same thing except you made it funny.

    • @sageosaur
      @sageosaur 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Zoe Matthews GDJBSJS

    • @fanofmanythings3871
      @fanofmanythings3871 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😆😆

  • @MunchSis
    @MunchSis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +628

    A mascara named “drama” that gives you the look of a dramatic breakdown... a lotta pigment

  • @savannahtrimble167
    @savannahtrimble167 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5527

    Please for the love of God please mic julien im sure he's saying funny things but the captions are wrong and im hard of hearing so i cant read his lips ah

    • @SleepyPeach420
      @SleepyPeach420 6 ปีที่แล้ว +329

      yes please!! i try to turn my video up when hes talking but then when it gets back to you it hurts my ears lol

    • @EmilyK1101
      @EmilyK1101 6 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      no way i was just thinking the exact same thing and about to comment

    • @TijanaSomebody
      @TijanaSomebody 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      yes!

    • @choochalah
      @choochalah 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Or just mute altogether when he is behind the camera

    • @Juicycroissanwich
      @Juicycroissanwich 6 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      Yeah she should caption her videos for people who can't hear. It's a shame because juliens comments are half the fun

  • @caseypinup1101
    @caseypinup1101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +492

    Jenna lost her basketball game

    • @meghachengaloor6921
      @meghachengaloor6921 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      this comment is so underrated

    • @aboz8649
      @aboz8649 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ow

    • @Oli.V
      @Oli.V 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I can’t believe she didn’t absolutely dunk in her game of pick up basketball

  • @natalymaldonado2252
    @natalymaldonado2252 6 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    I love how none of her videos are clickbait
    She does exactly what’s in the title

    • @kivs3007
      @kivs3007 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nataly Maldonado I think because her videos ideas and just everyday thoughts that she chooses to turn into a video are SO shocking that there’s no need for clickbait... 😄

    • @kittybear9693
      @kittybear9693 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nataly Maldonado virgain

  • @mikesmic
    @mikesmic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    Can't wait for the horror movie edit of this

    • @dee...
      @dee... 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Mike's Mic if this doesn't happen I will put mascara on and cry.

    • @lilymeganmoseley7806
      @lilymeganmoseley7806 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes !

  • @quileyharper5360
    @quileyharper5360 5 ปีที่แล้ว +396

    "I have a lot of feelings but they're not for me" is such a mood

    • @FreshGirl3000
      @FreshGirl3000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Quiley Harper "and they're also kinda fake" is also a mood

  • @brainrotbrands
    @brainrotbrands 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2193

    Julian destroying an entire roll of toilet paper did NOT age well

    • @noneofthekings6501
      @noneofthekings6501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      bRUH NOOO

    • @GreatRunas
      @GreatRunas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      D:

    • @Void0208
      @Void0208 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I don’t get it

    • @mollie4094
      @mollie4094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@Void0208 very early pandemic panic buying 🧻🧻🧻

    • @Amyjwashere
      @Amyjwashere 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think about this every time lol

  • @niamhbridgstock
    @niamhbridgstock 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7813

    billie eilish should make a mascara called “billie eyelash” and it makes u cry pure black thick teardrops
    ..just sayin

    • @nikeee2
      @nikeee2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      tell me how u got that pfp

    • @nicolinebendixen9808
      @nicolinebendixen9808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      an idiot your really not an idiot it would sell out so quick!

    • @miskamaccarthy
      @miskamaccarthy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That's a really good idea

    • @notlana13
      @notlana13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      an idiot 700th like 👌🏻

    • @lance5600
      @lance5600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You really had to say that? 😂😂😂

  • @Mahomies17
    @Mahomies17 6 ปีที่แล้ว +779

    Can we please get a mic on Julien? I can never hear his funny comments so I have to turn the volume up when he talks & down when you yell the struggle is real😭💗💗

    • @Cathlynn23
      @Cathlynn23 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Fu Ck yeeees my struggle exactly! Either I can't hear Julien or my parents and everyone else think I'm having a massive screaming fit in the bathroom😂😂😂

    • @aidenblyton7760
      @aidenblyton7760 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Or even subtitles for him!! I have auditory processing troubles and Oh Man,,

    • @crystalvillanueva4342
      @crystalvillanueva4342 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fu Ck YAS!!!!! Same! 😂

    • @ahhhndy
      @ahhhndy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Fu Ck
      Omg me too! And then I have to turn it down cause Jenna is more loud. Lol the struggle!

    • @krtierney
      @krtierney 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      NOO! PLEAS don't mic Julien 🤐

  • @restable
    @restable 6 ปีที่แล้ว +949

    this is the content i didn't know i 100% needed

  • @bonesawbrother930
    @bonesawbrother930 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    For anyone doing a Jenna marathon, a good drug store mascara to cry in is the Nyx lengthening doll eye mascara. I poked myself in the eye and the tears were black af

  • @whateven1232
    @whateven1232 6 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    Jenna’s videos are getting weirder and weirder and im living for it

  • @Kiarnii
    @Kiarnii 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7320

    _storytime: i got kidnapped on my way to the bachelor audition_

    • @lazyblastoise9077
      @lazyblastoise9077 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Kiarnii Miller mood

    • @danguoles7459
      @danguoles7459 6 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      (not clickbait)

    • @jennifermeissner6063
      @jennifermeissner6063 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I actually would not mind the clickbait if that was the Title!

    • @libby-rose1288
      @libby-rose1288 6 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Kiarnii Miller I got kidnapped on my way to my basketball game tomorrow

    • @claudiaparis
      @claudiaparis 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Kiarnii Miller I lost my shit OMFg i couldn't stop laughing

  • @muniharrison962
    @muniharrison962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +914

    I was wearing tarte mascara when I cried over my uncle dying & lemme tell u, I looked SO HIT that a homeless guy gave me a sympathetic smile from the corner he was begging on

  • @nicksurfs1
    @nicksurfs1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    I’ve learned black tears are more about eyeliner than mascara. The trick I know is nice high quality eyeliner first for control and
    Looking good, then cake on cheep grocery store mascara on top. Works every time.
    Edit: I know this because my friends and I do it when we watch sad movies so we can tell if our friends are crying. They found out I cry at strange movies so it’s kinda fun.

    • @SaheeliRai
      @SaheeliRai 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wait, do you want to cry or not to cry? And coloring the waterline or above the lashline with the eyeliner?

    • @nicksurfs1
      @nicksurfs1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@SaheeliRai We don’t necessarily try not to cry, we just like knowing what makes our friends cry. Like I cry at the movie “Snowden” every time. You do expensive makeup under the cheep makeup so the top layer (cheep) will run while the bottom layer (nice) stays in place. That’s how you get the pretty black tears.

    • @SaheeliRai
      @SaheeliRai 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@nicksurfs1 Thank you for clarifying! I will try the waterproof expensive base layer and daramatic effect layer on top for the next movie night

    • @nicksurfs1
      @nicksurfs1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@SaheeliRai You’re welcome haha. It also photographs incredibly well haha. Take black and white photos with your mascara tears, it looks so chic!

    • @jazwhoaskedforthis
      @jazwhoaskedforthis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Underrated comment

  • @katherineprice5809
    @katherineprice5809 5 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    Kermit should have tested out the mascaras as he's always crying

  • @oddreyrose_
    @oddreyrose_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +852

    I use that Buxom mascara, and have cried in it many times. I can attest to these results. Very accurate.

    • @revipetersen7853
      @revipetersen7853 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Audrey Rose is it weird that I kind of want to buy the buxom? Lolol

    • @madddie.
      @madddie. 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Revi Petersen their waterproof one is my fav ironically

    • @oddreyrose_
      @oddreyrose_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Revi Petersen It’s actually really great mascara! I’d recommend it! Not the crying part lol but, the mascara works really well for me!

    • @Killerkate77
      @Killerkate77 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Audrey Rose I thought the same thing lmao

    • @oddreyrose_
      @oddreyrose_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nikki Shiverdecker Right? When she started talking about it I was like oh hey, that’s my favorite! I don’t see a lot of people talk about it.

  • @watchmedo635
    @watchmedo635 6 ปีที่แล้ว +670

    Julien needs his own microphone, i'll turn up the volume to hear his banging commentary then have 'HI BEEEAAACHHHH' screamed at me lmao

    • @ksfishchannel
      @ksfishchannel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Watch Me Do Dude I know I was about to say the same thing

    • @dee...
      @dee... 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Watch Me Do literally yes.

    • @reginaphelange9241
      @reginaphelange9241 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes! At least this video isn't shaky like literally all the others. It gets old...

    • @haleyhadfield9824
      @haleyhadfield9824 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      LMFAO same

    • @JayBirdTune
      @JayBirdTune 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      AnHeC agreed

  • @Niznozify
    @Niznozify 4 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    Rewatching this to see what mascara is best to represent my true feelings after her last video

    • @Man-ej6uv
      @Man-ej6uv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yep.

    • @Mintspices
      @Mintspices 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was looking for this comment to make sure I'm not the only one

  • @Dina-yc7yo
    @Dina-yc7yo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    okay but that one green tear that ran down her face right before she put her face on the paper was a really good one

  • @redd9656
    @redd9656 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1813

    Anyone else just binge watch JennaMarbles videos for a full day and cry with laughter??
    just me...ok.....

    • @jaidenlink3626
      @jaidenlink3626 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You are not alone

    • @jacklynhlavinka-bingham8356
      @jacklynhlavinka-bingham8356 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Today

    • @heartstringsunwind9036
      @heartstringsunwind9036 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I do it everytime I have a bad day.

    • @bee-qr7yq
      @bee-qr7yq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i have a bad fever and this whole entire week of missing school i’ve just been watching her and laughing/coughing in pain

    • @rejeannediaz629
      @rejeannediaz629 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Today’s that day for me

  • @jimothyjamus1023
    @jimothyjamus1023 6 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    Julien is so hilarious. The tiger mauling people story and the "I got kidnapped on my way to the bachelor" killed me

  • @ZombieGoddessxi
    @ZombieGoddessxi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    “Does mascara take batteries or does it plug into the wall?”
    “You plug it into the wall”
    I love when Jenna goes along with Julien’s bullshit.

  • @Christ_Is_King34
    @Christ_Is_King34 6 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    The mental image of a woman sat on the floor of a mens public bathroom, just sobbing with one shoe in her hand and the other in her hair is everything that i never knew i needed.

    • @vinamax
      @vinamax 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sypher Carver Fanart is coming.
      Not from me, but you bet your ass that someone will make that....

    • @Christ_Is_King34
      @Christ_Is_King34 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      vinamax 😂 I👏Need👏This👏As👏A👏Print👏 😭👠🚽

    • @EightJane
      @EightJane 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sounds like the start to a law and order episode...

    • @capt.robbie5528
      @capt.robbie5528 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You may never see that but i will turn it into art

  • @jadelovesmovies
    @jadelovesmovies 6 ปีที่แล้ว +596

    *“This ones like I’m gonna get a pint of Hagen Das and watch Step Up 2: The Streets alone tonight”* damn that’s literally me 😂😂

    • @kassieluv1133
      @kassieluv1133 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jade Savage, I was literally reading this while she was saying it word for word. 😂😂😂

  • @SuperOMGFTWBBQ
    @SuperOMGFTWBBQ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    This didn’t cure my depression, it just made my depression more fashionable

  • @xokenzeebabie
    @xokenzeebabie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Jenna if you just happen to read this just know we all miss you so much beech. Hope you are doing well and just wanted to thank you for the many laughs you gave me when I needed it most.

  • @blueprint-edits
    @blueprint-edits 6 ปีที่แล้ว +730

    Can you guys start giving Julien subtitles? I have to put the volume really loud to even hear him and I can't always do that. Thaaaanks. Love ya

    • @SobeaRey
      @SobeaRey 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      blueprint. You can turn on subtitles

    • @blueprint-edits
      @blueprint-edits 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Sobea Rey I know but he is so low, it doesn't even automatically create them

    • @SobeaRey
      @SobeaRey 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      blueprint. Tru

    • @katiewagemakers3734
      @katiewagemakers3734 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      OR A MIC

    • @cellobebejr
      @cellobebejr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Or mic him?

  • @brookeykookie4771
    @brookeykookie4771 6 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    I lost my shit when Julian started bathing in eye drops XDD

  • @emilysuzanne438
    @emilysuzanne438 6 ปีที่แล้ว +470

    I thought this would be a contest for which mascara was the most waterproof to cry in... *wow, was I wrong.*

    • @Skittlezz935
      @Skittlezz935 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same here 😂😂

    • @TheBayBlonde
      @TheBayBlonde 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Emily Suzanne I thought the same. I thought we would be watching her watch sad videos, cry, and see which brands won't let you down on your wedding, etc. Where is that video?!

  • @lb4586
    @lb4586 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    In my experience, dark brown mascara, preferably drug store own branded or something, no more than $5 is the bets to cry in, big streaks that stain your face until you wipe it away with the rest of your tears that aren’t coated in that same deep brown mascara