Yeah, Jeremy clearly doesn't understand anything about CGI and is just one of those people complains about it existing because they hate it and not for and real reasons, while being too blind or stupid to actually tell whats real or not.
So what you're saying is.....a guy who "dedicates" himself to finding things wrong in a movie can not tell the difference between real special effects and CGI? *dies laughing*
Honestly CinemaSins used to be a good channel. I subbed to them before the videos became drawn out and unfunny. Now I just watch what they put out because sooner or later it will probably be sinned by THIS channel which hopefully will see the cause of CinemaSins drop in quality (drawn out and cringe humor mixed with just being wrong) and maintain a high quality that managed to get me to do something CinemaSins hasn't achieved in years: Laugh.
@@beauross2442 I never even started watching cinemasins. I kept seeing him on my recommended, but didn't because videos like that really kill my vibe with a lot of my favorite movies. Now after watching this channel, I'm thankful for never giving Jeremy the pleasure of an extra view.
I hereby give Birdman +1 Internet for creative innovation. As often as CinemaSins makes Birdman repeat himself to call out Jeremy's sins, this shows Birdman is willing to step his quality up, not down.
Cinemasins Jeremy:”We don’t know these guys, so I want the T-Rex to kill them.” Also Cinemasins Jeremy:”Fuck the dinosaurs, they kill people and that’s bad.”
You know Birdman... you’re pretty cool... I really like your videos! Thank you for keeping film critics and CinemaSins straight! I’m a proud subscriber! -From Okinawa, Japan
In the scene when it was revealed Masie was a clone, I was also thinking that was dumb, but my aunty gave a decent answer, that if Lockwood and that could easily create dinosaurs, living animals without very noticeable malfunctions, there's a good chance at least one guy would go a bit mad, and try it with people, basically, if they have the power to genetically create life, why not try to expand the amount of species you can recreate? Edit November 2022: Welp, they gave an answer, but honestly I prefer my aunts'.
With this ringing in your mind, PLEASE watch the Michael Bay movie *"The Island"* starring Ewen McGregor (sp?) and Scarlett Johansson. That movie STILL has my mind frazzled from years ago. Definitely something to consider when it comes to cloning.
I would say it again , While Jermey was talking about the Copter , he said the dino made no impact on it ....but it does?? It pulled the heil down abit Edit : around 2:53
Jeremy wanted the helicopter to get dragged down because he doesn't realize a rope ladder isn't strong enough to drag down the entire helicopter before snapping, especially since the ladder was already getting cut a second ago
Zeen Zones I also find it very humorous that he says that the guys riding on the helicopter don’t do anything. When there is literally nothing they can do. At 3:02
There are definitely more sins he didn't sin that should have been (some even in this video, like what you pointed out), this CS video was one of his most insufferable and one of the reasons I decided to unsubscribe. I don't believe there is a single viable sin in it.
8:21 Jeremy should really follow his own criticisms. Cinemasins videos have used the same format since 2012 and they've made multiple spin-off channels that use the Cinemasins format, they have absolutely no right to tell ANYONE to do something new.
@Jurassic Hero I can’t tell if you’re joking by parodying CinemaSins, but this is a franchise where they genetically combine dinosaurs and bring them back to life. Don’t get bogged down in the realism.
@@JohnnyFWA No, the reason you shouldn't get bogged down by this franchise is that, with the exception of the first one, these are stupid, stupid, dumb, stupid-ass movies.
@@PsypherWolf what do you mean by “bogged down by the franchise?” How is the franchise bogging me down? How do you know the movies are stupid if you aren’t bogged down in them? Explain yourself.
If you get copyrighted, I'll make up for it by watching your monetized videos on multiple devices and sharing with my friends to get your most out of the ad revenue Also wont forget to watch the whole ads
Sinning one of the best uncut continuous one shots of film lately is definitely a sin in of itself. And also subscribing to the out dated idea that Dinosaurs were just waiting to go extinct when humanity's ancestors showed up. By that logic, none of us would have been born because the human race would have been made extinct during one of the early extinction events in our history that reduced humanity down to just 1,000 people more or less. Also, huh, why would a predator want to get up to a vantage point to spot potential prey more easily... Its like Jeremy doesn't know that cats exist. I'm starting to believe Jeremy was the boy in the plastic bubble, except the house had no windows and he had no access to even basic education. I get that Th3Birdman is just a character and the man behind the character likes Cinemasins, but I literally can't believe Jeremy can function as a human being. Because unlike Th3Birdman, who is a character who is very well spoken and knows quite a lot about many topics, Jeremy seems to know nothing about anything, and if that's his character, its a really poor choice. I mean... Mystery Science Theater was all about having the experience of a bunch of people heckling a film except turned into comedy, and its genuinely funny. Jeremy tries to act smart and talk fast but comes off like an even worse imitation of a human being than Ben Shapiro, and that's saying something.
I don't understand how you can create these masterpieces and still be a fan of CS...all their videos are the same nonsense sins over and over and over and over....
9:04 in that same scene I wonder how that pistol shoots through the glass under water considering it is stated in the first film that the glass can withstand a 50 cal
In a time when it costs over 50 million POUNDS to get a decent footballer 10 million DOLLARS for a DINOSAUR is a JOKE no matter which dinosaur you're auctioning off!! Sorry but the absolute minimum starting bid here would be 100 million with the likes of the Indominus going for BILLIONS!
The "problem" with the ankylosaurus is that you can't do anything with it, except building a zoo to show it. If you want to make profit with it after paying 100 millions, you would take a lot of time.
@@gamingtime305 Uh, idk what service an ankylosaur would do in the army when it would just get obliterated with a explosives. Especially considering we already have armored vehicles already, the movie's whole thing with trying to tie in dinosaurs into the army is very unrealistic
@@gamingtime305 Dude an sending ankylosaur to a modern battlefield is stupid as hell even a single .50 cal machine gun could kill that thing this isn't the medieval times
[The Sin about the "T-Rex ex Machina"] Jeremy. Remember the last time Jurassic Park tried something new? People got all pissy and butthurt about a Spinosaurus killing the T-Rex. Maybe there's a *reason* why they don't try anything new, hm?
Love that when you said " Go directly to hell" the devils number popped up TheVoice:SUPER DUDE POINTING THINGS OUT ON SCREEN CLICHE The Voice:SUPER DUDE PROVING THAT IT IS A CLICHE BUT ADDING A SIN ANYWAY. Me: aw man
@@reptilesceptile1035 Usually when people ive met in the film world say special fx they mean real things used like explosions and props they usually refer to CGI as just CGI
Heck yeah, subtitles! 2:39 "I'll take "Empathy" for $200, Alex." is my absolute favourite part of this video. Also: Missed opportunity (I know, it's a re-upload, still wanted to point it out) for also sinning the fact that Jeremy sins the Mosasaurus not having an impact on the helicopter, when one can clearly see that at 2:51 it's being pulled down by the dinosaur for a bit, before its teeth cut through the ladder.
This movie had lots of problems, but Jeremy seems to hung up on just the tiniest of details and can't seem to understand whats happening on screen is so frustrating. Thank you Birdman for doing these videos by the way, a fucking joy to marathon through.
14:04 the things a walking tank! It has armor so thick it would be bullet proof, and had armored eyelids and a massive clubbed tail. I don’t think it’s the “vanilla of dinosaurs.”
asaeampan bullet proof doesn’t mean every single bullet. A standard 9mm wouldn’t do much so that technically “bullet proof”. Yeah something larger would go through. 50. Cal would go through a “bullet proof” vest. Therefore is the vest not bulletproof? No, because it can stand against other types of bullets.
ankylosaur is underrated for sure. so is vanilla, for that matter. it's not seen as boring because it's bland, it's only because it's everywhere, kinda the default. vanilla is delicious. (fun fact in a side note, the vast majority of things labeled "vanilla" are not made with real vanilla - real vanilla is hard to get and thus pretty expensive. they mostly use something called vanillin.)
Irrelevant: Today i learned that Deus Ex Machina means "God from the machine", of a seemingly hopeless situation being solved from a unexpected occurence. Sources: Birdman and Google
Based on the "title screen" for this video, it makes me want to point out an actual possible sin. When the volcano explodes, it shows a clear and visible shockwave that ripples the trees and even cuts off and disturbs the T-Rex mid roar....but yet Owen (Pratt) is still standing on his feet not effected at all by it.
I love your channel. I have been watching Cinemasins for a long time, always been aggravated by the sloppiness and lackluster sins though, but I love the take on critique... I have now unsubscribed them, and only watch yours! Keep up the fantastic work!
Hey B-Man, great video as always. I know this is an older video, but totally joined your membership as Supporter (for now at that level cause I'm a broke ass lol). Glad to be part of the clique!
you and jeremy both crack me tf up and as much as i laughed and smiled about your comments idk why but your line about the foreshadowing of the indo raptor was awesome and your laugh had me weak. i was cryin haha
It's not soooo bad...I always have all the project files for these videos so it's as simple as making a few tweaks and re-uploading. It makes the videos look like they don't have a lot of views though, as the original video had over 50k. This will be at 10k or less unfortunately. But it is what it is.
Exactly. I'm not an expert at video editing but i know how time consuming this must be. Im just glad to that you're positive about the situation even though it must be an annoying bug ass JEREMY LOOKING MOTHER.... keep it cool bro😌😑. I respect your work Birdy!!!
It’s his video from Jurassic World and he points out that pterosaurs aren’t dinosaurs at the time the link sends you to. It’s when Lena Luthor gets eaten by the pterosaurs.
2:56 should of counted as a double sin because he (Jeremy) said the dinosaurs had no Impact on the helicopter but if your not completely blind in both eyes he would have saw that the helicopter jerked.... *noticeably*
This video is the reason I fell in love with your stuff And the reason I keep coming back to your stuff That laugh you do is freaking hilarious when you lost it at him
14:04 you take that back!! It’s a massive birdturtle with a morning star for a tail..! Ok, maybe I’m biased, I loved it as a child. It’s fine, I’m calm now.
i'm really attracted by the fact that you have a lot of knowledge concerning a lot of topics...I really enjoy watching your videos and lurning about some randoms ( but interesting or funny ) facts ♫ thank you!!
I nearly facepalmed when he said he didn't see Rexy get captured (I say nearly because I have glasses, and would rather not break them) Does he even watch the movies?! Hell, I saw Rexy getting captured! I REACTED to it in the theater! And this is coming from a girl who sometimes misses details in movies, even when they're right in my face. There are times when I agree with CinemaSins, but most of the time the channel is just one big joke. It's why I like CinemaWins a lot more.
Jeremy completely ignored that the mosasaurs' bite made the helicopter tilt towards the ladders side. So the bite did have an impact it just didn't take the helicopter down and that seems like what he's mad about
3:20 my google home literally turned on and answered. I was was so freaked out, I forgot what she said. *edit* It looked up "noose position"...... gave me a wiki page about noose and hanging. Is it trying to tell me something, I hope not.
I have 2 sins for this video, 1. He didnt mention that cinimea sins said that the copper wasnt effected by the mosasaur but if you paid attention i would have seen that it did, 2. During the living things lazer part he says it was designed to kill living things not objects but a tree is a plant and plants are living things
@14:50, Jeremy calling the dinosaur *"Blue McClane"* was actually funny. However, you only sinned him for pointing things out on the screen. Calling Blue "McClane" was a Diehard reference. So, Jeremy also made a pop culture reference that was NOT a sin of the movie...cliche. BING! 😁
![30 ชั่วโมงคนเดียว บนรถไฟชั้น 3 โซเวียต [Around The World Ep. 2]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/MlE9boAVqDA/mqdefault.jpg)
Now with subtitles!
I missed them for a long time. Thank you so much
I thought you said people MBJ age or younger doesnt read? (Is a joke btw for the "smart" people)
Th3Birdman I always liked subtitles, so thank you for brining then back!
Everyone who cant enter the link , try this link
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@@Johnny_JD kinda ...but i think he meant vanila ice cream is just the *basic* of all the ice creams
should have sinned him for saying the explosion was CGI thats a practical effect. the raptor is CG but the explosion is not
Yeah, Jeremy clearly doesn't understand anything about CGI and is just one of those people complains about it existing because they hate it and not for and real reasons, while being too blind or stupid to actually tell whats real or not.
Wait that was REAL! HOLY CRAP!
@@jjmichaels8962 It was likely a miniature because practical explosions mostly are shot in miniatures.
Jeremy doesn’t know shit about movies ex machina cliche
So what you're saying is.....a guy who "dedicates" himself to finding things wrong in a movie can not tell the difference between real special effects and CGI? *dies laughing*
Honestly CinemaSins used to be a good channel. I subbed to them before the videos became drawn out and unfunny. Now I just watch what they put out because sooner or later it will probably be sinned by THIS channel which hopefully will see the cause of CinemaSins drop in quality (drawn out and cringe humor mixed with just being wrong) and maintain a high quality that managed to get me to do something CinemaSins hasn't achieved in years: Laugh.
Sam Same
i only watch cinema sins through this channel now
Here here. Actually I never laughed watching Cinema Sins nearly as hard as I do watching B-man get him for his continuity in stupidity.
Yep, same
@@beauross2442 I never even started watching cinemasins. I kept seeing him on my recommended, but didn't because videos like that really kill my vibe with a lot of my favorite movies. Now after watching this channel, I'm thankful for never giving Jeremy the pleasure of an extra view.
When you made Siri say “Jeremy makes a pop culture reference” I laughed out loud, startled me.
I hereby give Birdman +1 Internet for creative innovation. As often as CinemaSins makes Birdman repeat himself to call out Jeremy's sins, this shows Birdman is willing to step his quality up, not down.
Commentsins
Cinemasins Jeremy:”We don’t know these guys, so I want the T-Rex to kill them.”
Also Cinemasins Jeremy:”Fuck the dinosaurs, they kill people and that’s bad.”
The point of this, does that Jeremy is a hypocritical idiot
You know Birdman... you’re pretty cool... I really like your videos! Thank you for keeping film critics and CinemaSins straight! I’m a proud subscriber!
-From Okinawa, Japan
😊👏👏👏
I like anime so hats off to you
OkiSmash sweet
YOOO you in Oki too?? You stationed here or you live here
Watch out for Godzilla!
"So you do not pass Go, do not collect $200, go directly to Hell."
That part killed me.
Yes, its a great end part. lol
Well, now that you're dead, may you find yourself residing someplace more pleasant than CinemaSins' level of Hell...
@@MidnightDStroyer oh no, I'm not done yet. I always come back.
You should do everything great about Cinema Wins
Like the topic.
I like the idea a lot. We need more positivity.
Screw that its the same people who make cinema sins, screw that whole group of idiots lol.
Pancouver venguins what? No they aren’t. Cinema wins is run by a guy named lee and you know cinema sins is run by Jeremy and chris
@@toast7230 yeah you're right I thought it was all the same people just a different host.
As someone with ADHD, I'd like to formally say that I'm still in awe of that shot after seeing it who knows how many times.
Yes
Ong
Agreed.
In the scene when it was revealed Masie was a clone, I was also thinking that was dumb, but my aunty gave a decent answer, that if Lockwood and that could easily create dinosaurs, living animals without very noticeable malfunctions, there's a good chance at least one guy would go a bit mad, and try it with people, basically, if they have the power to genetically create life, why not try to expand the amount of species you can recreate?
Edit November 2022: Welp, they gave an answer, but honestly I prefer my aunts'.
That’s because your auntie is a smart person and she wanted you to be informed
They could make some good buck with some next level designer babies or bringing peoples loved ones from teh dead
With this ringing in your mind, PLEASE watch the Michael Bay movie *"The Island"* starring Ewen McGregor (sp?) and Scarlett Johansson. That movie STILL has my mind frazzled from years ago. Definitely something to consider when it comes to cloning.
Your aunt sounds very smart. If they can clone dinosaurs, there's no reason they wouldn't be able to clone a human.
12:19
SHEESH!!!
what is WRONG with cinemas,s they are basically manipulating a scene just to add "sins".
Taliesin Coleman are they padding the sin count bro?
@@dragonforcestudios4216 huh?
@@taliesincoleman6569 It's one of Birdman's running gags
Thats a major sin to me
@@taliesincoleman6569 right over your hed
Can we all appreciate that he didn't sin the opening logos for once? That in itself is an accomplishment.
6:45 I've seen my wife thousands of times, and I still find her breathtaking.
Ur making my love-life cry
thats so wholesome oml
Dude just called me single in 23 language
SiMp!
@@Himothy108 “look, it’s the guy that learned the word simp last week”
Rewatched it because their copyright system is dumb and you deserve the views, man
I would say it again , While Jermey was talking about the Copter , he said the dino made no impact on it ....but it does?? It pulled the heil down abit
Edit : around 2:53
Jeremy wanted the helicopter to get dragged down because he doesn't realize a rope ladder isn't strong enough to drag down the entire helicopter before snapping, especially since the ladder was already getting cut a second ago
@@PokeWolfe64 is still a bad sin , cause he said "it made no impact" which i think it meant that the heilcopter did not get affected (like totally)
Zeen Zones I also find it very humorous that he says that the guys riding on the helicopter don’t do anything. When there is literally nothing they can do.
At 3:02
@@gummybearchewy5444 ya ... they are like flying away already and the dino cant get to them so idkkk
There are definitely more sins he didn't sin that should have been (some even in this video, like what you pointed out), this CS video was one of his most insufferable and one of the reasons I decided to unsubscribe. I don't believe there is a single viable sin in it.
Fallen Kingdom is so underrated
I am horrified by the Indoraptor
I love the mix between action and horror in the 3rd act it worked so well Imo
Yeah I really liked it too
A few flaws but still really good
Jp3 is better fight me
@@SIMBA-tq2ch I completely agree. I actually think FK was garbage, to my dismay. Except the indoraptor. Indoraptor is *awesome*.
8:21 Jeremy should really follow his own criticisms. Cinemasins videos have used the same format since 2012 and they've made multiple spin-off channels that use the Cinemasins format, they have absolutely no right to tell ANYONE to do something new.
Jeremy doesn’t know anything about volcanoes.
I am not really surprised as the channel has shown time and time again that they do not put any actual research into their videos.
@@gummybearchewy5444 *their
Gracekim1 Jeremy knows things ?!
*Jeremy doesn't know anything.
FTFY
In fairness to him: the film doesn't know how to volcano either, anymore than twister knew how to tornado.
See, you missed that when the mosasaurus took out the ladder, the helicopter was affected
It wasn't exactly falling, but the sudden jolt DID in fact make it tilt a little, but not enough to make people fall out, so I agree.
@@theshipper5797 he said: effecten, not someone falling out of it
@Jurassic Hero I can’t tell if you’re joking by parodying CinemaSins, but this is a franchise where they genetically combine dinosaurs and bring them back to life. Don’t get bogged down in the realism.
@@JohnnyFWA No, the reason you shouldn't get bogged down by this franchise is that, with the exception of the first one, these are stupid, stupid, dumb, stupid-ass movies.
@@PsypherWolf what do you mean by “bogged down by the franchise?” How is the franchise bogging me down? How do you know the movies are stupid if you aren’t bogged down in them? Explain yourself.
RIP it got copyrighted
Fck youtube
Edit: i was just watching the orignal one like 2days ago (fp)
What was the video
@@joshuawatson0292 the orignal EWW EWW Jurassic World : Fallen Kingdom
If you get copyrighted, I'll make up for it by watching your monetized videos on multiple devices and sharing with my friends to get your most out of the ad revenue
Also wont forget to watch the whole ads
Sinning one of the best uncut continuous one shots of film lately is definitely a sin in of itself.
And also subscribing to the out dated idea that Dinosaurs were just waiting to go extinct when humanity's ancestors showed up. By that logic, none of us would have been born because the human race would have been made extinct during one of the early extinction events in our history that reduced humanity down to just 1,000 people more or less.
Also, huh, why would a predator want to get up to a vantage point to spot potential prey more easily... Its like Jeremy doesn't know that cats exist.
I'm starting to believe Jeremy was the boy in the plastic bubble, except the house had no windows and he had no access to even basic education. I get that Th3Birdman is just a character and the man behind the character likes Cinemasins, but I literally can't believe Jeremy can function as a human being. Because unlike Th3Birdman, who is a character who is very well spoken and knows quite a lot about many topics, Jeremy seems to know nothing about anything, and if that's his character, its a really poor choice. I mean... Mystery Science Theater was all about having the experience of a bunch of people heckling a film except turned into comedy, and its genuinely funny. Jeremy tries to act smart and talk fast but comes off like an even worse imitation of a human being than Ben Shapiro, and that's saying something.
the toba event is just a theory, nowhere in the history of humanity has our numbers reduced to 1000. the genetic "evidence" is very superficial.
I don't understand how you can create these masterpieces and still be a fan of CS...all their videos are the same nonsense sins over and over and over and over....
Even though I liked the Spinosaurus this is a fair point
6:44 im offended that you insult me and every other adhd person by comparing us to the cinemasins team
9:04 in that same scene I wonder how that pistol shoots through the glass under water considering it is stated in the first film that the glass can withstand a 50 cal
Jeremy doesn't know how auctions work. They show off the cheapest assets first as building up to the most expensive asset.
In a time when it costs over 50 million POUNDS to get a decent footballer 10 million DOLLARS for a DINOSAUR is a JOKE no matter which dinosaur you're auctioning off!!
Sorry but the absolute minimum starting bid here would be 100 million with the likes of the Indominus going for BILLIONS!
The "problem" with the ankylosaurus is that you can't do anything with it, except building a zoo to show it. If you want to make profit with it after paying 100 millions, you would take a lot of time.
Reptiloid MitGlied it’s a heavily armoured dinosaur, and it’s being sold to super rich people. It’s most likely being used for military purposes.
@@gamingtime305 Uh, idk what service an ankylosaur would do in the army when it would just get obliterated with a explosives. Especially considering we already have armored vehicles already, the movie's whole thing with trying to tie in dinosaurs into the army is very unrealistic
@@gamingtime305 Dude an sending ankylosaur to a modern battlefield is stupid as hell even a single .50 cal machine gun could kill that thing this isn't the medieval times
12:44
YES IT IS!
cinemas DOUBLE/TRIPLE SINS MOVIES!!!
SHAME ON THEM!
Thank you for making me laugh so hard during the Siri gag.
[The Sin about the "T-Rex ex Machina"]
Jeremy. Remember the last time Jurassic Park tried something new?
People got all pissy and butthurt about a Spinosaurus killing the T-Rex.
Maybe there's a *reason* why they don't try anything new, hm?
I have never loved a channel this much in my life.. keep it up man!
14:35 “Tale as old as time” I’m dead from laughing XD Love these videos man!
Love that when you said " Go directly to hell" the devils number popped up
TheVoice:SUPER DUDE POINTING THINGS OUT ON SCREEN CLICHE
The Voice:SUPER DUDE PROVING THAT IT IS A CLICHE BUT ADDING A SIN ANYWAY.
Me: aw man
14:45 Also he says cgi but that is clearly special effects the only thing CG is the dinosour
Yeah apparently this movie had tons of practical effects.
GBDupree as shown with the animatronic dinosaurs as well (like Rexy, yes, Bryce Dallas Howard straddled a physical T. rex in that scene)
@@MagnusTonitrum117 which scene?
CGI is also speciale effects
@@reptilesceptile1035 Usually when people ive met in the film world say special fx they mean real things used like explosions and props they usually refer to CGI as just CGI
3:22 My google home just informed me what a noose is...
0:29 damn, that scene still gives me goosebumps.
The funny thing is this is better comedy then cinemasins “comedy” and I don’t even think you’re trying to be funny. Love it bro 😂😂😂
Heck yeah, subtitles!
2:39 "I'll take "Empathy" for $200, Alex." is my absolute favourite part of this video.
Also: Missed opportunity (I know, it's a re-upload, still wanted to point it out) for also sinning the fact that Jeremy sins the Mosasaurus not having an impact on the helicopter, when one can clearly see that at 2:51 it's being pulled down by the dinosaur for a bit, before its teeth cut through the ladder.
Yay!! New video!! It's good to see this video up again. Always great to see your videos!!!
Recently I realized something, everytime I watch cinema sins I miss Bird Senpai voice criticising Jeremy
This movie had lots of problems, but Jeremy seems to hung up on just the tiniest of details and can't seem to understand whats happening on screen is so frustrating. Thank you Birdman for doing these videos by the way, a fucking joy to marathon through.
SpeedWeedon it’s Too
11:13 on top of the film showing them capturing Rexy, there were absolutely more than one T-Rex in the series, as shown in JP2.
You’re right, there were more than one T-Rex…on Isla Sorna. Jurassic World was built on Nublar, which only ever had the one kicking around.
@@nickdeltufo3857 yeah but the dinos from Sorna were transferred to Nublar.
10:53 despite the lost world CLEARLY showing two parents and a baby T. rex
14:04 the things a walking tank! It has armor so thick it would be bullet proof, and had armored eyelids and a massive clubbed tail. I don’t think it’s the “vanilla of dinosaurs.”
There are better dinosaurs, obviously. Also, there is no organic skin on earth that is BULLETPROOF. That was just said for getting sold.
asaeampan bullet proof doesn’t mean every single bullet. A standard 9mm wouldn’t do much so that technically “bullet proof”. Yeah something larger would go through. 50. Cal would go through a “bullet proof” vest. Therefore is the vest not bulletproof? No, because it can stand against other types of bullets.
ankylosaur is underrated for sure. so is vanilla, for that matter. it's not seen as boring because it's bland, it's only because it's everywhere, kinda the default. vanilla is delicious.
(fun fact in a side note, the vast majority of things labeled "vanilla" are not made with real vanilla - real vanilla is hard to get and thus pretty expensive. they mostly use something called vanillin.)
My favourite dinosaurs actually, so they are quite exiting for me.
Jeremy has a BOURNER
At 11:49 I legitmately yelled "What if they're in two different timezones you idiot" at the scene even though I know its not going to help
The Dinosaur Jr. playing over your patreons was a nice touch.
Irrelevant: Today i learned that Deus Ex Machina means "God from the machine", of a seemingly hopeless situation being solved from a unexpected occurence.
Sources: Birdman and Google
hahahahahahahahahaha... Lost it at Swallow like a pornstar hahahahahahahaha
I'm imagining Jeremy's fake laugh now
@@HunterX05 no that would be hmmphhhphphphr lol
8:29 I hate the misuse of ex machin too but I agree with the point. I wish he could just make his point without fallacious arguments.
Based on the "title screen" for this video, it makes me want to point out an actual possible sin. When the volcano explodes, it shows a clear and visible shockwave that ripples the trees and even cuts off and disturbs the T-Rex mid roar....but yet Owen (Pratt) is still standing on his feet not effected at all by it.
1:09 nice compilation and the music just made me laugh so you get 250 wins added to the count
9:17 considering how chris pratt is in this film, this clip aged magnificently
43.......
44.......
*A strange craving for cheetos...........*
46,
Genius, just genius 🤣🤣🤣
After hearing him say “moss a saurs” like that I want to be game ended
13:04 u should've made a sub sin to go with it like "jeremy made me say 'boner'."
I love your channel.
I have been watching Cinemasins for a long time, always been aggravated by the sloppiness and lackluster sins though, but I love the take on critique...
I have now unsubscribed them, and only watch yours!
Keep up the fantastic work!
Hey B-Man, great video as always. I know this is an older video, but totally joined your membership as Supporter (for now at that level cause I'm a broke ass lol). Glad to be part of the clique!
16:23 I think he was making a Christmas Carol pop culture reference
"Jeremy has a Bourner for Jason Bourne" lmao
Lmao wtf
The Jeremy hate was DRIPPING in this video
you and jeremy both crack me tf up and as much as i laughed and smiled about your comments idk why but your line about the foreshadowing of the indo raptor was awesome and your laugh had me weak. i was cryin haha
My Favorite joke of yours is in this episode . It was a titled picture as a punchline.
Thank you. Hilarious. "Show don't tell'," for sure.
Google actually opened on my phone when Th3birdman said "Hey Google"
As Dr Ian Malcom said: Life finds a way. And in this case, it found a way into the world
The intro made me cry and was so totally awesome at the same time!!
I hate how Birdman has it rough when he has actual good content
It's not soooo bad...I always have all the project files for these videos so it's as simple as making a few tweaks and re-uploading. It makes the videos look like they don't have a lot of views though, as the original video had over 50k. This will be at 10k or less unfortunately. But it is what it is.
Exactly. I'm not an expert at video editing but i know how time consuming this must be. Im just glad to that you're positive about the situation even though it must be an annoying bug ass JEREMY LOOKING MOTHER.... keep it cool bro😌😑.
I respect your work Birdy!!!
Cause he makes actual good content that he works very hard on and we all know youtube doesn't like that
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Big yikes
It’s his video from Jurassic World and he points out that pterosaurs aren’t dinosaurs at the time the link sends you to. It’s when Lena Luthor gets eaten by the pterosaurs.
Know it's been a year, but here's the link. th-cam.com/video/FgOnsOlVb3Q/w-d-xo.html&t=688
I Kid you not, 1000x better than CinemaSins!
1000 x 0 is still 0, so.....
14:41
nope sounds legitimately original!
Thank God for this channel !
14:14 * insert obnoxious Jeremy laugh here *
2:56 should of counted as a double sin because he (Jeremy) said the dinosaurs had no Impact on the helicopter but if your not completely blind in both eyes he would have saw that the helicopter jerked....
*noticeably*
This video is the reason I fell in love with your stuff And the reason I keep coming back to your stuff That laugh you do is freaking hilarious when you lost it at him
2:17 Uh Jeramy, you do realize there are other big dinosaurs on the island besides the T. Rex right?
Th3Birdman, I love you dude. 😂👏🏾👍🏾
15:59 the laugh was so pure I'm dying here 😂
1000000 times betterthan jeremy laughter
14:04 you take that back!! It’s a massive birdturtle with a morning star for a tail..!
Ok, maybe I’m biased, I loved it as a child.
It’s fine, I’m calm now.
i'm really attracted by the fact that you have a lot of knowledge concerning a lot of topics...I really enjoy watching your videos and lurning about some randoms ( but interesting or funny ) facts ♫ thank you!!
Clayton fiory did an interview with a paleontologist on how the blood transfusion scene is not as ridiculous as people might think
That kid telling the other kid he’s not funny floored me. I need to find that clip. Hilarious!
I nearly facepalmed when he said he didn't see Rexy get captured (I say nearly because I have glasses, and would rather not break them) Does he even watch the movies?! Hell, I saw Rexy getting captured! I REACTED to it in the theater! And this is coming from a girl who sometimes misses details in movies, even when they're right in my face. There are times when I agree with CinemaSins, but most of the time the channel is just one big joke. It's why I like CinemaWins a lot more.
Jeremy completely ignored that the mosasaurs' bite made the helicopter tilt towards the ladders side. So the bite did have an impact it just didn't take the helicopter down and that seems like what he's mad about
1:08 you padding the runtime bro...
lol love the vids
When you said "ok Google" my phone's Google assistant actually activated.. that was weird!!!!!
I am loving theses type of vids
Jurassic World movies are like creationists’ ideas of documentaries at this point
悪妖怪EᴠɪʟDᴀʀᴛʜ YōᴋᴀiXالشر شبح what do you mean by that?
Rtas 'Vadum creationists believe dinosaurs lived alongside humans
At first I thought this channel was a lame ripoff, but I’m starting to get it. Carry on good sir
ankylosaur was the toughest of dinosaurs! almost had no weaknesses, other than that these videos are awesome
I swear to god, your upload notifications never go through. I rang the bell and erryfing.
My Home started giving me " Here's news from Rueters", thanks lol.
3:05 This made me laugh really hard, it caught me completely off guard
A lot of the time, both your and Jeremy's jokes don't really land with me... but I'll admit, I snorted at that Siri joke.
Damn these videos have so much replay value......
3:20 my google home literally turned on and answered. I was was so freaked out, I forgot what she said.
*edit* It looked up "noose position"...... gave me a wiki page about noose and hanging. Is it trying to tell me something, I hope not.
I have 2 sins for this video, 1. He didnt mention that cinimea sins said that the copper wasnt effected by the mosasaur but if you paid attention i would have seen that it did, 2. During the living things lazer part he says it was designed to kill living things not objects but a tree is a plant and plants are living things
Came back to this the day before watching Jurassic World Dominion, look forward to your corresponding video.
14:06 The Anklyosaur slander is UNREAL
7:35 Thanks Birdman for a laugh! 😂
That animated team fight tactics ad was entertaining
@14:50, Jeremy calling the dinosaur *"Blue McClane"* was actually funny. However, you only sinned him for pointing things out on the screen. Calling Blue "McClane" was a Diehard reference. So, Jeremy also made a pop culture reference that was NOT a sin of the movie...cliche. BING! 😁