Everything Wrong With CinemaSins: Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom Copyright Edition
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Now with subtitles!
I missed them for a long time. Thank you so much
I thought you said people MBJ age or younger doesnt read? (Is a joke btw for the "smart" people)
Th3Birdman I always liked subtitles, so thank you for brining then back!
Everyone who cant enter the link , try this link
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@@Johnny_JD kinda ...but i think he meant vanila ice cream is just the *basic* of all the ice creams
should have sinned him for saying the explosion was CGI thats a practical effect. the raptor is CG but the explosion is not
Yeah, Jeremy clearly doesn't understand anything about CGI and is just one of those people complains about it existing because they hate it and not for and real reasons, while being too blind or stupid to actually tell whats real or not.
Wait that was REAL! HOLY CRAP!
@@jjmichaels8962 It was likely a miniature because practical explosions mostly are shot in miniatures.
Jeremy doesn’t know shit about movies ex machina cliche
So what you're saying is.....a guy who "dedicates" himself to finding things wrong in a movie can not tell the difference between real special effects and CGI? *dies laughing*
Can we all appreciate that he didn't sin the opening logos for once? That in itself is an accomplishment.
Fallen Kingdom is so underrated
I am horrified by the Indoraptor
I love the mix between action and horror in the 3rd act it worked so well Imo
Yeah I really liked it too
A few flaws but still really good
Jp3 is better fight me
@@SIMBA-tq2ch I completely agree. I actually think FK was garbage, to my dismay. Except the indoraptor. Indoraptor is *awesome*.
Sinning one of the best uncut continuous one shots of film lately is definitely a sin in of itself.
And also subscribing to the out dated idea that Dinosaurs were just waiting to go extinct when humanity's ancestors showed up. By that logic, none of us would have been born because the human race would have been made extinct during one of the early extinction events in our history that reduced humanity down to just 1,000 people more or less.
Also, huh, why would a predator want to get up to a vantage point to spot potential prey more easily... Its like Jeremy doesn't know that cats exist.
I'm starting to believe Jeremy was the boy in the plastic bubble, except the house had no windows and he had no access to even basic education. I get that Th3Birdman is just a character and the man behind the character likes Cinemasins, but I literally can't believe Jeremy can function as a human being. Because unlike Th3Birdman, who is a character who is very well spoken and knows quite a lot about many topics, Jeremy seems to know nothing about anything, and if that's his character, its a really poor choice. I mean... Mystery Science Theater was all about having the experience of a bunch of people heckling a film except turned into comedy, and its genuinely funny. Jeremy tries to act smart and talk fast but comes off like an even worse imitation of a human being than Ben Shapiro, and that's saying something.
the toba event is just a theory, nowhere in the history of humanity has our numbers reduced to 1000. the genetic "evidence" is very superficial.
Thank you for making me laugh so hard during the Siri gag.
14:45 Also he says cgi but that is clearly special effects the only thing CG is the dinosour
Yeah apparently this movie had tons of practical effects.
GBDupree as shown with the animatronic dinosaurs as well (like Rexy, yes, Bryce Dallas Howard straddled a physical T. rex in that scene)
@@MagnusTonitrum117 which scene?
CGI is also speciale effects
@@reptilesceptile1035 Usually when people ive met in the film world say special fx they mean real things used like explosions and props they usually refer to CGI as just CGI
Love that when you said " Go directly to hell" the devils number popped up
TheVoice:SUPER DUDE POINTING THINGS OUT ON SCREEN CLICHE
The Voice:SUPER DUDE PROVING THAT IT IS A CLICHE BUT ADDING A SIN ANYWAY.
Me: aw man
12:44
YES IT IS!
cinemas DOUBLE/TRIPLE SINS MOVIES!!!
SHAME ON THEM!
8:29 I hate the misuse of ex machin too but I agree with the point. I wish he could just make his point without fallacious arguments.
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*A strange craving for cheetos...........*
46,
Genius, just genius 🤣🤣🤣
16:23 I think he was making a Christmas Carol pop culture reference
Google actually opened on my phone when Th3birdman said "Hey Google"
Clayton fiory did an interview with a paleontologist on how the blood transfusion scene is not as ridiculous as people might think
the link didn't work. the vid was unavailable
Big yikes
It’s his video from Jurassic World and he points out that pterosaurs aren’t dinosaurs at the time the link sends you to. It’s when Lena Luthor gets eaten by the pterosaurs.
Know it's been a year, but here's the link. th-cam.com/video/FgOnsOlVb3Q/w-d-xo.html&t=688
The Dinosaur Jr. playing over your patreons was a nice touch.
8:47 The real sin here should be that Owen survived a pyroclastic flow.
14:06 The Anklyosaur slander is UNREAL
You’re actually wrong I don’t agree with Jeremy but you said chickens are dinosaurs which is actually very inaccurate because they aren’t dinosaurs they are just ancestors of them like how we aren’t monkeys but we are ancestors of them
14:04 you take that back!! It’s a massive birdturtle with a morning star for a tail..!
Ok, maybe I’m biased, I loved it as a child.
It’s fine, I’m calm now.
10:33 If Zia told them off-screen that she was talking about the T-rex, then why does Claire say "You've gotta be kidding me" when she sees it?
My Favorite joke of yours is in this episode . It was a titled picture as a punchline.
Thank you. Hilarious. "Show don't tell'," for sure.
Totally unrelated, the song that played over the nightmare fuel T rex footage is called Sabre Dance and its SUPER hard to play if youre a clarinet or a flute
Cinemasins makes me want to make a TH-cam channel doing the exact same videos except actually pointing out what's wrong and not just making random jokes like Family Guy
My Home started giving me " Here's news from Rueters", thanks lol.
That kid telling the other kid he’s not funny floored me. I need to find that clip. Hilarious!
Rip, the video that's url'd on the screen at 7:35 must've been copyrighted.
Nope, it works. You’re entering it wrong.
@@Th3Birdman Found what I did wrong, that was a lowercase l before the V, not an uppercase I. ...Man a lot of languages are messed up sometimes...
@@Th3Birdmanclever plug
Oh lord that's what Jeremy looks like ......I'm so sorry for that college "girlfriend"
Let’s play a drinking game, take a shot everytime Birdman calls Cinema Sins Jeremy as a Jab at him basically deriving the Francis Gag in Deadpool
late commenting but there were also two t-rex parents in the lost world movie so there were clearly more than one and they even had a baby
9:24 - Please leave that 10 year old from Pallet Town out of this. He has nothing to do with this.
How do they "get the hell outta there" if they are in the fucking helicopter? Are they supposed to jump out and swim?
you have angered the ankylosaur guild
The absolute gall of calling the Ankylosaurs the "Vanilla Ice cream" of dinosaurs. That's a family of the most heavily armored animals that have ever existed on this planet. Have armor in their EYELIDS for Christ's sake. Vanilla ice cream, the nerve. Could have at least given them the proper title of the "Rocky road ice cream" of dinosaurs. Much more fitting.
fr everyone knows hadrosaurs are the vanilla ice cream of dinosaurs
Came back to this the day before watching Jurassic World Dominion, look forward to your corresponding video.
Iguanodons are the vanilla ice cream of dinosaurs.
And in this movie, Galliminus are.
Also, ankylosaurus metal as hell. They are at least chocolate ice cream of dinosaurs.
I'll give you chocolate vanilla swirl.
Th3Birdman generosity win
Oh wait, wrong channel ^^
Damn these videos have so much replay value......
Trust me, Zoo (the book, not that stupid TV show) proves that every animal on this planet has the potential to wipe humanity off the map.
@@RenaldyCalixte Zoo as a TV show is not an inherently bad idea, but the show missed the point of the book entirely. If a good show were to be made, they need a really good budget for it.
When you watch Cinema Sins just to laugh at him by watching this brilliant channel
14:07 so.... the best ice cream?
**Laughs in Strawberry Shortcake and Butter Pecan**
Th3Birdman :0 he replied!
Also I’ve never had that, but I just know I like vanilla ice cream but I might be biased because I made some vanilla ice cream yesterday
10:54 there’s been more than one T-Rex since the second movie. There’s been at least 4 other T-Rex’s throughout this franchise. That’s why they were able to kill a T-Rex in the third movie and still have Rexy in this one
7:15, additional sun, he says this as he is looking at animals that are NOT dinosaurs, pterosaurs are different
And since jeremy (also my name which is weird and sucks in this context) likes to be technical, let’s be technical
T h a t l a u g h t h o u g h
Love the video, love the sins and love the Birdman. Keep it up!
I am loving theses type of vids
When he asked Google about newsposition, my google started telling me about the "noose position" :)
3:42 even when worded correctly, Costa Rica, of all the Central American countries, has the MOST ties to the USA. Tons of American corporations with towers in San Jose.
7:45 wouldn't it be videographic evidence? Since photographic evidence is for still images.
3:58 been saying it for year, but no one gives a damn what I say.
My boss said something to me one time when I mentioned a lot of Latin American people call Americans something that would literally translate to "United Statesians" and are offended that Americans are the ones called Americans. He said, "I'll care that they're offended when they have 'America' in the name of their country." Made a lot of sense to me.
As a paleo nerd I get triggered whenever he calls pterodactyls "flying dinos"
there are no pterodactyls in the jw movies though
Thanks for this.
But where did the big fish come from? Did it walk to the sea from that bookies house?
14:43 "A bad CGI explosion"
Jeremy's never seen a fuckin explosion in his life if he thinks that's bad CGI
You set off my google home asking what newsposition is
you know, unlike most people, i actually like this movie. and lets be fair on the little girl, i woulda let the dinos out too xD
They coulda at least made the way she did it less cheesy though, yeah?
@@jordangarcia465 perhaps if she was older, but shes a kid
Me too.
13:04
Th3BirdMan says “Bourner”
That was the joke
Omg when you said "hey google" my phone actually activated google
When you say hey google on screen, it messes up my viewing
Just saying Ankylosaurus is my favourite dinosaur
1:09 This entire scene got me good
7:32 who googled the link what is it?
i thought i was going crazy when i saw the sin count jump from 65 sins to 666 sins, then I rewinded the video a bit to make sure I wasn't crazy
Okay, good overall but I am going have to give you 2 sins.
"Ankylosaurs is the vanilla ice cream of dinosaurs."
Frist, An Ankylosaur is a living fucking tank with its tail being a massive mace. How is that not cool? Second, Vanilla just being "plain" is just wrong. Have some quality vanilla, it is fucking awesome too.
Someone's from the Neutral Planet... lol
How is jeremy using ex machina incorrectly exactly? Genuinely curious
Look up the term Deus Ex Machina online and you'll find out.
I asked this on another video but I honestly want to know if I'm watching these movies wrong....but are we not always suppose to be rooting for the T-Rex?
If jeremy wants to see bad special effects he should watch The Great Wall
Couldn't thank this guy more
Also when he said giant dinosaurs cant get close to someone without making a noise that ot is not true a trex is an ambush hunter that is one of the greatest hunters ever
8:50 the old CinemaSins woulda pointed out that bullets lose all of their velocity in the water and shooting them out of the bubble would not have worked (I haven’t personally seen the movie but it’s implied that it worked)
Also it only been 3 time you have seen those cliffs
You made my Siri go off
I'm worried about the video this link will send me to. What is it?
Now I want a monopoly game with hell instead of jail
ok i actually dislike fallen kingdom but even still im like “bro its not thats deep its a dino movie”
THIS IS THE EARLIEST IVE BEEN 🤘🤘
Honestly CinemaSins used to be a good channel. I subbed to them before the videos became drawn out and unfunny. Now I just watch what they put out because sooner or later it will probably be sinned by THIS channel which hopefully will see the cause of CinemaSins drop in quality (drawn out and cringe humor mixed with just being wrong) and maintain a high quality that managed to get me to do something CinemaSins hasn't achieved in years: Laugh.
Sam Same
i only watch cinema sins through this channel now
Here here. Actually I never laughed watching Cinema Sins nearly as hard as I do watching B-man get him for his continuity in stupidity.
Yep, same
@@beauross2442 I never even started watching cinemasins. I kept seeing him on my recommended, but didn't because videos like that really kill my vibe with a lot of my favorite movies. Now after watching this channel, I'm thankful for never giving Jeremy the pleasure of an extra view.
When you made Siri say “Jeremy makes a pop culture reference” I laughed out loud, startled me.
I hereby give Birdman +1 Internet for creative innovation. As often as CinemaSins makes Birdman repeat himself to call out Jeremy's sins, this shows Birdman is willing to step his quality up, not down.
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You know Birdman... you’re pretty cool... I really like your videos! Thank you for keeping film critics and CinemaSins straight! I’m a proud subscriber!
-From Okinawa, Japan
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I like anime so hats off to you
OkiSmash sweet
YOOO you in Oki too?? You stationed here or you live here
Watch out for Godzilla!
Cinemasins Jeremy:”We don’t know these guys, so I want the T-Rex to kill them.”
Also Cinemasins Jeremy:”Fuck the dinosaurs, they kill people and that’s bad.”
The point of this, does that Jeremy is a hypocritical idiot
12:19
SHEESH!!!
what is WRONG with cinemas,s they are basically manipulating a scene just to add "sins".
Taliesin Coleman are they padding the sin count bro?
@@dragonforcestudios4216 huh?
@@taliesincoleman6569 It's one of Birdman's running gags
Thats a major sin to me
@@taliesincoleman6569 right over your hed
You should do everything great about Cinema Wins
Like the topic.
I like the idea a lot. We need more positivity.
Screw that its the same people who make cinema sins, screw that whole group of idiots lol.
Pancouver venguins what? No they aren’t. Cinema wins is run by a guy named lee and you know cinema sins is run by Jeremy and chris
@@toast7230 yeah you're right I thought it was all the same people just a different host.
"So you do not pass Go, do not collect $200, go directly to Hell."
That part killed me.
Yes, its a great end part. lol
Well, now that you're dead, may you find yourself residing someplace more pleasant than CinemaSins' level of Hell...
@@MidnightDStroyer oh no, I'm not done yet. I always come back.
As someone with ADHD, I'd like to formally say that I'm still in awe of that shot after seeing it who knows how many times.
Yes
Ong
Agreed.
In the scene when it was revealed Masie was a clone, I was also thinking that was dumb, but my aunty gave a decent answer, that if Lockwood and that could easily create dinosaurs, living animals without very noticeable malfunctions, there's a good chance at least one guy would go a bit mad, and try it with people, basically, if they have the power to genetically create life, why not try to expand the amount of species you can recreate?
Edit November 2022: Welp, they gave an answer, but honestly I prefer my aunts'.
That’s because your auntie is a smart person and she wanted you to be informed
They could make some good buck with some next level designer babies or bringing peoples loved ones from teh dead
With this ringing in your mind, PLEASE watch the Michael Bay movie *"The Island"* starring Ewen McGregor (sp?) and Scarlett Johansson. That movie STILL has my mind frazzled from years ago. Definitely something to consider when it comes to cloning.
Your aunt sounds very smart. If they can clone dinosaurs, there's no reason they wouldn't be able to clone a human.
6:45 I've seen my wife thousands of times, and I still find her breathtaking.
Ur making my love-life cry
thats so wholesome oml
Dude just called me single in 23 language
SiMp!
@@Himothy108 “look, it’s the guy that learned the word simp last week”
Rewatched it because their copyright system is dumb and you deserve the views, man
RIP it got copyrighted
Fck youtube
Edit: i was just watching the orignal one like 2days ago (fp)
What was the video
@@joshuawatson0292 the orignal EWW EWW Jurassic World : Fallen Kingdom
Jeremy doesn’t know anything about volcanoes.
I am not really surprised as the channel has shown time and time again that they do not put any actual research into their videos.
@@gummybearchewy5444 *their
Gracekim1 Jeremy knows things ?!
*Jeremy doesn't know anything.
FTFY
In fairness to him: the film doesn't know how to volcano either, anymore than twister knew how to tornado.
I would say it again , While Jermey was talking about the Copter , he said the dino made no impact on it ....but it does?? It pulled the heil down abit
Edit : around 2:53
Jeremy wanted the helicopter to get dragged down because he doesn't realize a rope ladder isn't strong enough to drag down the entire helicopter before snapping, especially since the ladder was already getting cut a second ago
@@PokeWolfe64 is still a bad sin , cause he said "it made no impact" which i think it meant that the heilcopter did not get affected (like totally)
Zeen Zones I also find it very humorous that he says that the guys riding on the helicopter don’t do anything. When there is literally nothing they can do.
At 3:02
@@gummybearchewy5444 ya ... they are like flying away already and the dino cant get to them so idkkk
There are definitely more sins he didn't sin that should have been (some even in this video, like what you pointed out), this CS video was one of his most insufferable and one of the reasons I decided to unsubscribe. I don't believe there is a single viable sin in it.
See, you missed that when the mosasaurus took out the ladder, the helicopter was affected
It wasn't exactly falling, but the sudden jolt DID in fact make it tilt a little, but not enough to make people fall out, so I agree.
@@theshipper5797 he said: effecten, not someone falling out of it
@Jurassic Hero I can’t tell if you’re joking by parodying CinemaSins, but this is a franchise where they genetically combine dinosaurs and bring them back to life. Don’t get bogged down in the realism.
@@JohnnyFWA No, the reason you shouldn't get bogged down by this franchise is that, with the exception of the first one, these are stupid, stupid, dumb, stupid-ass movies.
@@PsypherWolf what do you mean by “bogged down by the franchise?” How is the franchise bogging me down? How do you know the movies are stupid if you aren’t bogged down in them? Explain yourself.
8:21 Jeremy should really follow his own criticisms. Cinemasins videos have used the same format since 2012 and they've made multiple spin-off channels that use the Cinemasins format, they have absolutely no right to tell ANYONE to do something new.
If you get copyrighted, I'll make up for it by watching your monetized videos on multiple devices and sharing with my friends to get your most out of the ad revenue
Also wont forget to watch the whole ads
I don't understand how you can create these masterpieces and still be a fan of CS...all their videos are the same nonsense sins over and over and over and over....
Even though I liked the Spinosaurus this is a fair point
6:44 im offended that you insult me and every other adhd person by comparing us to the cinemasins team
Jeremy doesn't know how auctions work. They show off the cheapest assets first as building up to the most expensive asset.
In a time when it costs over 50 million POUNDS to get a decent footballer 10 million DOLLARS for a DINOSAUR is a JOKE no matter which dinosaur you're auctioning off!!
Sorry but the absolute minimum starting bid here would be 100 million with the likes of the Indominus going for BILLIONS!
The "problem" with the ankylosaurus is that you can't do anything with it, except building a zoo to show it. If you want to make profit with it after paying 100 millions, you would take a lot of time.
Reptiloid MitGlied it’s a heavily armoured dinosaur, and it’s being sold to super rich people. It’s most likely being used for military purposes.
@@gamingtime305 Uh, idk what service an ankylosaur would do in the army when it would just get obliterated with a explosives. Especially considering we already have armored vehicles already, the movie's whole thing with trying to tie in dinosaurs into the army is very unrealistic
@@gamingtime305 Dude an sending ankylosaur to a modern battlefield is stupid as hell even a single .50 cal machine gun could kill that thing this isn't the medieval times
9:04 in that same scene I wonder how that pistol shoots through the glass under water considering it is stated in the first film that the glass can withstand a 50 cal
[The Sin about the "T-Rex ex Machina"]
Jeremy. Remember the last time Jurassic Park tried something new?
People got all pissy and butthurt about a Spinosaurus killing the T-Rex.
Maybe there's a *reason* why they don't try anything new, hm?
14:04 the things a walking tank! It has armor so thick it would be bullet proof, and had armored eyelids and a massive clubbed tail. I don’t think it’s the “vanilla of dinosaurs.”
There are better dinosaurs, obviously. Also, there is no organic skin on earth that is BULLETPROOF. That was just said for getting sold.
asaeampan bullet proof doesn’t mean every single bullet. A standard 9mm wouldn’t do much so that technically “bullet proof”. Yeah something larger would go through. 50. Cal would go through a “bullet proof” vest. Therefore is the vest not bulletproof? No, because it can stand against other types of bullets.
ankylosaur is underrated for sure. so is vanilla, for that matter. it's not seen as boring because it's bland, it's only because it's everywhere, kinda the default. vanilla is delicious.
(fun fact in a side note, the vast majority of things labeled "vanilla" are not made with real vanilla - real vanilla is hard to get and thus pretty expensive. they mostly use something called vanillin.)
My favourite dinosaurs actually, so they are quite exiting for me.
14:35 “Tale as old as time” I’m dead from laughing XD Love these videos man!
At 11:49 I legitmately yelled "What if they're in two different timezones you idiot" at the scene even though I know its not going to help