I wonder if the democrats are embarrassed knowing damn well the media lies and covered up for biden??? Guess what?? They'll do it with Harris as well. You gullible fools
She’s smart. Just not competent. She played the game well. I hope America sees how ridiculous she is and votes Trump, who has much more common sense and moderate policies.
Can someone please get word to Mrs. Harris to please don't give the hand salute. She should read the Hand Salute Protocol. The hand salute is for uniformed personnel only. It is arbitrary for civilian dressed presidents, though I personally, as a Member of the VFW, do not appreciate that. Ex military and police in civilian attire use it as a show of respect. Not for those who have not served. It should also be done right, not with the thumb pointing to the sky!
You’re going to be waiting at least 4 more years. Maybe find a woman candidate that was actually nominated by voters, has a record of actual achievements, isn’t total cringe and has more detailed policies than “freedom.”
They say the food is all vegetarian. They are saying that they eliminated meat to protect the environment. Many teams are complaining about the food. The quality is so bad, and S. Koreans sent their own chef and food ingredients to Paris as well.
@jimmyispromo hey I saw your channel and saw your a phone guy of some sorts. I was wondering if you knew how I can stop reddit app from recognizing my phone. I am perm banned from reddit and supposedly they know what device I am on so I keep getting shadow banned where my comments won't pop up and yes I am using a vpn.
Jimmys show is like the enquirer. It’s all a joke just like him. He used to be funny though. Back in the day when him and Timberlake had a brother bond. But jimmy got all political and it’s super annoying. Last election we had votes were almost split down the middle. Shows half the country are dems and the other half are republicans just about. Amazes me when these late night shows nail on one party knowing they’re making the other half of the country just straight up hate them. I actually used to like Fallon and Kimmel but me being a republican I can’t help but get pissed feeling. Down my comment all you want but if he was constantly downing dems. Leave the political people To politics. Might be all in the name of comedy but this is exactly part of the reason why this country is split down the middle. Maybe boycott dems and republicans. Start something new. Everyone is so educated so start something new. Don’t be a sheep
Yeah it did whether rightfully acknowledged for the whole truth on actual accomplishments is another story….spin doctors will spin just long enough to make any story palatable until the next crisis comes along to keep turmoil the order of the day….the proof is always in what or who is left behind …if we aren’t left with a democracy….even this platform may cease to exist or at least in this format…the new alternative would replace it with government regulated propaganda and only comments that support those policies….is that what every soldier of this nation fought for since the 1700s? I don’t think so….
@@AbundantAustin i hope Harris prevails become the first woman first Asian first black female President and mops the floor with the pasty faced tub of goo in every way possible. I hope his prosecutions take place and that the truth whatever it may truly be comes out and is acted on, i hope that the darkness and vitriol and hateful bullying that we have had to endure in particular with Trumps participation in politics is corralled and suppressed if not stopped . I want everyone to be able to look forward to life instead of having worry be the first feeling faced every day and that if there are people made to leave this country then it is those who have abused it and the people in it including the crooked politicians in both houses…i have had enough of the pain and hurt and lies and fears …i want those responsible GONE…the pillsbury dough boy and every last goon following that pied piper…
I type in "Olympic swimming parody" in search of comedy, and THIS is the first option TH-cam puts up for me? I haven't watched a Jimmy Fallon video in years. Oh I see what is happening here..
On my Spanish podcast el loco y yo,podcast I’ll be talking about how harris will change and is changing everything. Love her and i will be voting as always democrat ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
2:27 to 4:08 I was crying.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 7:00 to 7:10 Stop it, Jimmy!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 7:33 to 8:30 Someone needs to *REEEEEEMIIIIIIIIIX* that.😁 10:36 to 12:28 PLEASE put that on digital stores.😁
This Jimmy is the only one who remembers to do the macron 's joke 🤣🤣😂 maybe it's why he didn't swim in the River 😂 A French reporter asked if macron will be swimming in the River recently, he replied "If i tell you, you might be there, right?" 😂
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That's your best insult? Lol you're sad to see someone happy? Get a life. I know for sure I won't vote a criminal, felon, conman, racist, discriminator, liar, cheater, orange person.
Trump "I don't care how, but you have to get out and vote and again," he added. "Christians, get out and vote just this time. You won't have to do it anymore. Four more years, you know what? It will be fixed. It will be fine. You won't have to vote anymore, my beautiful Christians." what this means
ConCon is hilarious!! i love it!
To the person reading this, even though I don't know you. I wish you the best of what life has to offer 🙏❤️😊👋
💙🩵 Harris 2024 🩵💙
Amén you to
❤️❤️❤️❤️😊👋👍@@scottsthaname1
@dinorahtrami🙏😊👋rez7782
Good Grief! Get a life
My cat has chronic kidney disease. Please send positive vibes.
Ok sending
Bless your beloved feline. I lost one of mine last year. Cats are truly our best family members.
A cardinal owning a pet cat? Go play catch and scratch!
That Trump call to Kamala was hilarious; can’t believe the media didn’t report it!
Politicians are Not heroes, and neither are Celebs Heroes…
What ever you derp!
Kamala trump call was hysterical i couldn't stop laughing 😂.
So you’re a brain dead idi0t. Got it
Sounds like you’d fit right in with her
What are you. 5 and mentally deficient?
But since you lack an education .. you aren't either
The unofficial Olympic logos was the best part for me😂
😮😊❤
Yeah maybe if you're retarded
The Judo logo makes me think of contemporary dancing on DWTS.
Worddd😂😂
YES, you actually said IT, CON-CON! 😊😁🤣
that Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman rapping is sick🔥
I cant wait for the Paralympics 🇨🇵.
only if they let trans para-athletes compete!
Such biased reporting is THE problem.
🤣🤣. It’s satire. Why are you here? It’s comedy ffs.
Bud shut up
Of course Trump supporters would confuse a comedy show with a news report. Trump loves the uneducated
Wut are You doing here?
This is not a news media outlet it's a late night show 😂
Great, now the J’ort song is stuck in my head at 1AM😂
2:31 unofficial Olympic logos 😆😂
#BoycottParisOlympics2024
@@Villapallenberg some things deserve to be cancelled
Trump misses Biden.🥲
Love this!
Yep. I respect President Bidon. At the same time , trump is lost in what to do with Kalama and it shows.
I wonder if the democrats are embarrassed knowing damn well the media lies and covered up for biden??? Guess what?? They'll do it with Harris as well. You gullible fools
I misses Biden gaffe too😂😂😂"Number 1"😂😂😂'The IDEA"😂😂😂"By the way" 😂😂😂'We have 1000 Trillionaires" 😂😂😂"Look ! We Finally Beat Medicare"😂😂😂"
Oh yes he does. Those were more simple times for sociopaths.
Comedy GOLD! Superb and crafty! I love post SNL Fallon.
I'm not saying Kamala is dumb, but she's holding the phone to her ear while its on speaker 4:17
She’s smart. Just not competent. She played the game well. I hope America sees how ridiculous she is and votes Trump, who has much more common sense and moderate policies.
They did fake the call. But she’s not dumb, it’s the editors fault, which kinda sucks as an editor for a democratic nominee should be much better 😂
I do that too sometimes depending on what’s going on. Sometimes my speaker is not loud enough
She didn't know how to hold it because it was a fake phone call
@@goarmysleepinthemud.that’s me too..
Can someone please get word to Mrs. Harris to please don't give the hand salute. She should read the Hand Salute Protocol. The hand salute is for uniformed personnel only. It is arbitrary for civilian dressed presidents, though I personally, as a Member of the VFW, do not appreciate that.
Ex military and police in civilian attire use it as a show of respect. Not for those who have not served. It should also be done right, not with the thumb pointing to the sky!
💙🩵 Harris 2024 🩵💙
KAMALA FOR HAMAS CZAR???!!!!
❤️🩷Harris for Prison 2024🩷❤️
@@finesupplements9698thank you
"I don't know where it goes, but this came to me.... In a dream"
lmao!
I am gonna love hearing people say Madam President! About time!
Just got chills imagining this. Long overdue.
You wish!!! # MAGA!!!!!
@og-fn8gw define MAGA.
When was America great? What years are you referring too? What made them great?
Were they great for everyone?
@@og-fn8gw Let that Evil flag fly!
You’re going to be waiting at least 4 more years. Maybe find a woman candidate that was actually nominated by voters, has a record of actual achievements, isn’t total cringe and has more detailed policies than “freedom.”
as a scientist, I appreciated the lowercase 'p' in 'pH'.
The jorts bit was also hilarious.
Loved officially, unofficially 😂!
When they go dark…. We go joy.
😂😂😂 OTFLMFAO 😂😂😂
Ryan and Hugh are fricken awesome. The movie is going to be great.
And of course, as always, Jimmy, you crush it. 🤣🤣😂😂
BOYCOTT THE OLYMPICS
Boycott your moms smelly snatch
They say the food is all vegetarian. They are saying that they eliminated meat to protect the environment.
Many teams are complaining about the food. The quality is so bad, and S. Koreans sent their own chef and food ingredients to Paris as well.
Nah it's more about pastries and small serves ..
Not me relying on Jimmy for all my political news😭
Edit: y'all need to learn to take a joke smh
This show is far from news. Haha. Just the light heart jokingly side of "stuff"
@jimmyispromo hey I saw your channel and saw your a phone guy of some sorts. I was wondering if you knew how I can stop reddit app from recognizing my phone. I am perm banned from reddit and supposedly they know what device I am on so I keep getting shadow banned where my comments won't pop up and yes I am using a vpn.
Don’t think that is his point.
Jimmys show is like the enquirer. It’s all a joke just like him. He used to be funny though. Back in the day when him and Timberlake had a brother bond. But jimmy got all political and it’s super annoying. Last election we had votes were almost split down the middle. Shows half the country are dems and the other half are republicans just about. Amazes me when these late night shows nail on one party knowing they’re making the other half of the country just straight up hate them. I actually used to like Fallon and Kimmel but me being a republican I can’t help but get pissed feeling. Down my comment all you want but if he was constantly downing dems. Leave the political people
To politics.
Might be all in the name of comedy but this is exactly part of the reason why this country is split down the middle. Maybe boycott dems and republicans. Start something new. Everyone is so educated so start something new. Don’t be a sheep
@@jimmyispromo that's only how much i need, considering I'm not even from America lol
I wanted to like this video multiple times, I can’t believe I only get one
Finally no Biden bad jokes
Looking forward to the last bad Trump jokes too.
Boy, I just love this show 😊
Harris 2024!
Birds of a raggedy feather flock together.
Obama endorsed Biden too and that definitely worked out. 🙄
Yeah it did whether rightfully acknowledged for the whole truth on actual accomplishments is another story….spin doctors will spin just long enough to make any story palatable until the next crisis comes along to keep turmoil the order of the day….the proof is always in what or who is left behind …if we aren’t left with a democracy….even this platform may cease to exist or at least in this format…the new alternative would replace it with government regulated propaganda and only comments that support those policies….is that what every soldier of this nation fought for since the 1700s? I don’t think so….
Exactly!!
You mean the current president? Lmao sucks to suck.
Oldest presidential candidate in history: Trump
@@AbundantAustin i hope Harris prevails become the first woman first Asian first black female President and mops the floor with the pasty faced tub of goo in every way possible. I hope his prosecutions take place and that the truth whatever it may truly be comes out and is acted on, i hope that the darkness and vitriol and hateful bullying that we have had to endure in particular with Trumps participation in politics is corralled and suppressed if not stopped . I want everyone to be able to look forward to life instead of having worry be the first feeling faced every day and that if there are people made to leave this country then it is those who have abused it and the people in it including the crooked politicians in both houses…i have had enough of the pain and hurt and lies and fears …i want those responsible GONE…the pillsbury dough boy and every last goon following that pied piper…
Now it's trump so what's your point. He'll be the oldest president. He only wants power, he doesn't care about Americans.
I type in "Olympic swimming parody" in search of comedy, and THIS is the first option TH-cam puts up for me?
I haven't watched a Jimmy Fallon video in years.
Oh I see what is happening here..
She needs to address support for 🎉Social security benefits increase and Medicare expansion on dental and vision care for seniors.
She will.
WE BROKE. wut part of this is soo hard for you people to understand?
Best joke ever 5:40 home run. VERY funny: “CON CON”.
Amazing Open Ceremony!!❤❤❤
Amazing?? It was disgusting!! Mocking Christianity by this woke nonsense. Horrible! They should all be ashamed!!
Guys anyone notice how many dislikes increasing to this show day by day , thats good , dislike this kind of show
Team blue let's united the world
HARRIS 2024 💙
Worst Unoriginal opening Ceremony I ever witnessed, Somalia and Easter Island would have done better job
On my Spanish podcast el loco y yo,podcast I’ll be talking about how harris will change and is changing everything. Love her and i will be voting as always democrat ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Spot on honest and hysterical as always thanks!
*Kamala Harris doesn't even need a VP to help her win. She's doing AMAZING on her own.* *Harris 2024*
Gay
Thankfully that is incorrect. Trump is winning by a lot right now.
Who writes for this show now? It used to be good. Now it kinda stinks.
Boring right? Predictable for the most part. I’ve switched to John Oliver
Who put the old in DonOLD? TRUMP DID
😂😅😂😅
2 years behind Bidon in AGE.
Too old, trump. 2 years!!! Trump is too old!!
*Biden . @susanfanning9480
coin that con!
What ever happened to Joey? We haven’t seen him in a few.. he dropped out? What?! I heard he was the “best version” of himself just a few weeks ago…
I need me some more Jort songs😂😂
Love Kamala and her bravery to take the torch .
Yes
3rd world war with Harris !
Unfair media channel.
LMAO her bravery to take the torch. Who talks like that. Yes, so very very brave
She is brave or stupid to fight for sure when Biden ran away.
He waited until they made him a better offer for his seal of approval. I'm guessing a new yacht.
In a normal America, and if Trump were a normal person, he would actually call to congratulate his opponent for her nomination.
What ?? 😂 Trump should thank here for locking up Black people and warmongering ??
Hahaha 😂 yeah that’s not happening
He's planning his unfair election results lawsuit right now. 😂😂😂😂 (For a second time.)
Cena not in the jorts video is crime😂
President Kamala Harris 💙💙💙
You are so hilarious Jimmy!💕🙏😂You killed it on this video!
Should have had the “ Jorts” king Kevin Smith.
In an attempt at chaos I’d love to see jimmy take an edible and do a monologue. A girl can wish
Trying to use a public toilet without touching the seat 😂😂😂😂😂
I hope they do the unofficial logos joke for everyday of the Olympics!
All of a sudden people like that , Harris.🙄
Yea we do! Wild to think she would want the same respect guys get. 😒 Cant wait for HARRIS to win
Yep, let’s go Kamala 2024!!!
All the sudden republikkkans blame her for everything. Hmmmm
5 days ago it was Joe.
Let's go brandon... oh wait
All the sudden republikkkans supported tRump. Ted nugent. Kid rock. Roseanne....shall I go on
@@Chef_Chee who's a Republican?
2:27 to 4:08 I was crying.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
7:00 to 7:10 Stop it, Jimmy!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
7:33 to 8:30 Someone needs to *REEEEEEMIIIIIIIIIX* that.😁
10:36 to 12:28 PLEASE put that on digital stores.😁
Worth watching for the Deadpool Wolverine rap battle alone. Please upload that separately.
Love that music🎉
His reason why the Olympic swimming pool clogged, and the un-official meaning of the logos are hilarious.
This Jimmy is the only one who remembers to do the macron 's joke 🤣🤣😂 maybe it's why he didn't swim in the River 😂
A French reporter asked if macron will be swimming in the River recently, he replied
"If i tell you, you might be there, right?" 😂
Missed opportunity to have John Cena in the Jorts skit
Like a thief in the night. Feed my sheep, ewes, lambs. 😎❤️
Amen - that is the true work of Christ.
@@LincolnDWard feeding animals too. Raccoons 🦝-one baby lost to the road today. Jeremiah the bullfrog likes his song.
I LOVE THIS!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
That…..Was awesome!!!!
BRAVO PARIS BRAVO FRANCE!!!!such a spectacular opening ceremony
Team Kama🙏🏾a 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
Gay
Vote 💙 2024
Trump 2024 ❤
Oh Jimmy you can’t help but make yourself look bad.
Wow
The Obama impersonators nearly had me fooled too 😅
Jimmy your killed it amazing French translation.
Lighthearted and fun. Not terrible 🇺🇸
I feel like Higgins lost a bet
“nork jornos” 😂😂
I don't know why? But Jimmy is so annoying to me. Weird
Me too.
Me too, yet I keep watching for some reason. I just don’t think he’s funny, though occasionally he will hit with a great skit like tight pants
Thanks. ✌❤🙏😊
Nork Jornas 🤣
last few mins are for John Cena
CONCON was 10/10 hahaha
I just can’t believe how political these late night shows have become. Haven’t watched one in years anymore.
I can see how Maga wouldn't like the almighty fuhrer being made fun of.
Why is this show still on? This guys about as funny as watching paint dry.
😂 yeah
Jimmy is ok
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Trump + Bitcoin = Con Con 😂5:33
Wait, that’s funny? Hmm… seems lame…. Are you sure?
Thank you for reviewing the ER Champagne. I bought a bottle once, the flavor was amazing, but the bubbles were non existent. I thought I got a bad bottle and have yet to try again-now I don’t have anymore second thoughts after your honest review. 😀
#CacklingHyena
#CrazyKamala
That's your best insult? Lol you're sad to see someone happy? Get a life. I know for sure I won't vote a criminal, felon, conman, racist, discriminator, liar, cheater, orange person.
I mean could the opening have been any longer? It was like every body gets a trophy. And they had to bring in AC units for athletes. WTH?
Glad they included John Cena in Jorts.
Whatchu talking about? I didn't see John Ce - ooooooooohhhhhhhh...... 😳
So sad 😭 PARIS Olympians has suffered terribly bad Weather 🥶AND dealing rudeness from people Service.
Loved Jorts! Thank you for a Friday night show.
I’m not American, I don’t understand one thing. How come people don’t get to choose your candidate?
I want to see Bill Clinton and George Bush endores Kamala Harris.
Haha 😅😅😅 Bush. I bet he would if it didn't create waves.
Really creative writing tonight!
"con-con" and "jorts"!!!! I love this man!
the trump voice at the Tonight Show is very funny!
Trump "I don't care how, but you have to get out and vote and again," he added. "Christians, get out and vote just this time. You won't have to do it anymore. Four more years, you know what? It will be fixed. It will be fine. You won't have to vote anymore, my beautiful Christians." what this means
He’s a nutcase. Get him his meds. Get Don jr into a rehab center for his drug addiction
@@lindacummings1699don’t forget Joe needs to be in an assisted living facility and Hunter may as well go to rehab too. Right?
Soooo GLAD YOUR BACK!!!
Why should I care if Obama endorses Kamala? I don't care who endorses who, I care what they're going to do, not this bullshit
This is very entertaining 😃