Stuff Band Moms Say 2
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"There's plenty of single boys on the snare line" 😂😂😂
"PATRICIA!!!! Get it together sweetie we have a show this weekend :)"
You forgot the best one:
"Hey hun, you know what your band should do for a show?"
David Asher
Yes omg you don't know how many times my mom has mentioned doing a queen themed show 😂😂
@@emmashelley9851 lol I did that in 2016
Emma Shelley We got a new BD and we had Bohemian Rhapsody for our 2nd AND 3rd movement already in our show. As much as everyone loved the show, if any of us, including our BD, heard Bohemian Rhapsody ONE MORE TIME I SWEAR WE WILL PULL OUR HAIR OUT!
Edit: Except guard because of course they sang it every single day from July to November and are not tired of it at all
"What does he mean you're flat? Your instrument looks round to me."
Mom: Why are they all booing?
Me: They're not booing mom they're blooing!
Mellophone on the drumline - I've gotten that one before!
Band mom story time: We have a lot of cripples in the band, lots of ankle and knee problems (especially drumline!) so there were a couple of kids sitting on the sidelines as we ran drill in the middle of the day in August. The lead band mom, Mrs. Masukawa, kept going to get ice from the athletic department inside the school for them, and when my sister went in with her to get ice and a wrap for her tendinitis, one of the athletic moms started telling Mrs. Masukawa off, saying that she had to stop just grabbing their ice. Mrs. Masukawa immediately lost it, giving her twice the fire, and she is quoted to having said, "What do you think they're doing out there, messing around?!?" And trust me, Mrs. Masukawa is a scary lady when she's calm, but when she's mad it's terrifying. Needless to say, the athletic department didn't bug us the rest of band camp.
Once my mum was buying reeds, without me and she came back with oboe reeds....
I play the Tenor Sax XD
Bass Clarinet is the bomb dot com!!! :D))
Nooooooooooo
Stories like these make me happy I have an overbearing music mom
She was a music major and played every band instrument under the sun
She also works at a music store
"You don't want to watch Drumline?"
"Mom, I play the Contra..."
Those Patricia references though XD
"Doesn't that stand for Bank of America?" 😂😂😂😂😂
One of our band moms ran over our band director's foot with our golf cart... yeah, bet you haven't heard that before!
"Why didn't you wave at me when you were warming up?"
When my mom tries to hook me up with "cute" band guys.
NO MOM I DON'T WANT TO DATE A CREEPY TROMBONE.
Yosefa F Woah woah woah hang on, only 99.99% - 150% of trombone players are creepy
no incorrect 000000.1% trombone players are not creepy im the .1 percent sadly
"You have to miss the competition, you only have one family reunion a year"
0:36 is so accurate.
There was like three...uhh penis shaped forms in our show, thank gosh no one questioned it. Anyway this video was spot on, and hilarious. HAPPY EARLY MOTHER'S DAY!!
My band started laughing hysterically when a judge questioned why a phallus was marching across the field. Our band director didn't realize it until that moment.
AWESOMEGilbirdThe1 oh my gosh, your director must've been like, oops
backstory time: my dad is a tuba and my mom is color guard.
mom: ooh that guard girl is cute go date her!
dad: NO GOD NO DON'T DO IT!!!!! DON'T MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE I DID!!!
me: well umm I'm already dating her sooooo...
Alex Barn omg and the story repeat again!!!
PATRICIA!!!!
I just got that Patricia joke. XD
"I saw absolutely nothing wrong with that rep! Why did your director stop you guys?"
"Mom, the drum major was conducting in the wrong time signature and the color guard only knows their work by her downbeats."
"So?"
"MOM ONE OF THEM TOOK OUT THE TUBA POD."
I am a color guard and the guy i like is the drum major yall better level up.
jk i'm a lesbian haha
Two kids just get kicked out of my band due to PDA in the guys restroom.
I've watched this video so many times and rewatch ing it now is the first time I realized he said "your aunt Steve is flying in" XD that made me die
THE SNARE LINE ONE IM CRYING
HAHAHA, "Honey, why are you wasting your time with that tuba boy, there are plenty of single boys on the snare line". I dated a tuba
I'm still dating a tuba guy :3 I play clarinet
Mangle // Bite of 87 Lmao 😂 im a trumpet
If only the center snare got the girls :(
Wow. The snare line joke was low...
I am single tho btw, hmu
+Richard Goreham yeah im a colorguard and legit all my friends are dating a snare or tenor player lol
+Richard Goreham yeah im a colorguard and legit all my friends are dating a snare or tenor player lol
I play bass in my drumline an I swear as soon as we started marching practice during school like all the guys that I know were like wow you play bass but that's too heavy for a girl and I'm just like seriously
+Ean Goreham literally we call that "woman mode" because it turns the M from the Randal May sticker into a W
+kaitlin fuller Wait, do you play bass on the Baldwin HS line?
I'm a color guard girl and the guy I like plays tuba and I wouldn't want to date any of our snares tbh
"there's plenty of single boys on the snareline"
that one cut deep man
Marching band vines please! :)
Our band mamas always said taking roll on the bus "this is one of your few chances to yell at us" and when we didn't yell back, they kept saying "yell it at us like you hate us!" 😄😄😄
I hate to admit it- but I have said so many of these things to my color guard daughter (and because I am a former guard member myself- I know it all!!)
"She got famous for dropping!" I died.
But I’m a single girl on the snare line😢
My first drum corps show my mom had her eyes closed for at least half of the show because she was worried i was going to go the wrong way...she was also crying... But i still love my mom :)
I was wondering if you could use a cornet mouthpiece for a mellophone? i'm going to be new to this instrument considering I switched from Tenor Sax.
Skye Mecum You'd probably be better off with a mellophone mouthpiece or a beginner trumpet mouthpiece.
Congrats on the new wig!
Before we leave for our competition like after our practice one of our band moms goes around and yells at us for smelling too bad and tells us to put our arms up and frebrezeing our armpits.....😂 I love our band moms
This is painfully accurate.
I'm dying make another one of these
You play a band mom so well it's scary.
Someone explain the Debbie one.
Nathan Garratt probably a chick he/she met at a competition. People come from other states to participate in competitions.
Nathan Garratt it could also be a reference to WGI, indoor marching, where finals are held in Dayton, Ohio.
It's from a competition for the band and guard called WGI it takes place in Ohio it is one of the biggest competitions i am pretty sure it is only for winter season
"Bank of America"😂😂
Bruh I died when Irving showed up.
My brother's senior the drum line was taking a super hot shower and that resulted in the fire alarms going off at like 12:30 at night while the director was talking all of a sudden this band mom comes running into the gym yelling "EVERYONE GET OUT!!!!!!" after a few seconds of confusion she yelled "NOW!!!!!!" The entire gym vacated in seconds. Turns out she kinda overreacted but that is my band mom story that comes to mind
The farmville line...hahahaha
"Where are your black socks?"
My very first band competition, my family bought tickets to Phantom of the Opera the same night.
What made it worst was my section leader saw it the next day.
Also, I hate whenever my mom says I play the Xylophone when I play Marimba. She stopped, but only after I spent a year explaining the differences between a Xylophone, a Marimba, a Glockenspiel (Bells), and a Vibraphone.
"why are you wasting your time on that tuba boy" when i'm dating a tuba and basically everyone has said that to me
that accent is perfect
It’s ironic cuz all the snares in my drumline are all taken
When you don't realize your singing a part you did for a band
So most people on my bus fall asleep on the way home from competitions but we have one band mom who would consistently have the bus driver turn all the lights in the bus just to go around and ask us if we wanted another round of baked goods. Even if you were already asleep she would lean in and ask you if you wanted something and we were just so done at that point
At least you guys get snackssss I would be happy the way home hahaha
+sarah Jazmine true
Then there's the mom who was in marching band herself
Some through college
Help
Oh the stuff Irving says is so true xD
This is so realistic
YAS Irving get it
yoooo it's irving
So when would be the best time to come up to you at a show this summer? I will be at the show in Belton, Tx on July 16. And just btw 1 of my band directors works for the Boston Crusaders over the summer. His name is Roger Marquis. If you get irritated with him at some point call him 1 of the following or make up your own
-marquisha
-marquiqui
-Princess Marquiqui
-Marqueso
-Princess Cupcake(he walked around NYC with a cupcake hat on when we were in NYC before a contest)
And for stories ask him about all the pranks we did
Dad: Go practice your trumpMe: WhatDad: Your TrumpMe:...my trumpet?...Dad: Yes. What did I not say that?
Mom: why are they booing those kids?
Me: they aren't yelling boo they are yelling blueeeee as in blue coats
Mom: honey blue coats were from revolutionary War
Me:.......... Mom blue coats is a marching band team._________.
Me - *Practicing Solo*
Mom - Ugh I don't like that song why didn't you choose another solo!
Me - My teacher chose it...
Mom - Well, your teacher knows nothing about music.
Me - Oh, do you want to bet.
Mom - Yeah, she doesn't know any good songs for your sousaphone.
Me - I play the Saxophone...
Mom - Well, in my Filipino dramas on TFC this guy plays the sousaphone and he actually has a good solo
Me - *Checks out the drama to see what solo he plays*
Me - Mom, that's a saxophone.
Mom - I said saxophone.
Me - No, you said sousaphone.
Mom - You cannot judge me I have Filipino accent.
Me - Ok, well I have practice tomorrow can you pick me up at 7PM please?
Mom - I can't drive I'm Asian.
Me - Well can dad?
Mom - He is working overtime on Monday.
Me - What about Tita?
Mom - No I would rather you miss practice than bother her
Me - If I don't go I will get a 0 for a major grade and then I will have a... B!
Mom - OH NO! I WILL CALL HER!
Me - Also, I got 2nd Chair this time, but it is okay because I can play my solo perfectly.
Mom - Ugh, that solo you chose will not let make you win it sucks.
Me - I didn't choose the solo plus I was rated excellent (best score) by the judge at the contest and he said all I had to work on were dynamics!
Mom - So you have to do flips?
Me - You mean Gymnastics? Ugh
Mom - Well, Sorry
Congrats if you read the whole thing.
Struggles of Being in Band with an Asian Mom
Mom: why are you going to the BOA in Orlando and not Indiana this year?
Me: mom we get invited to BOA Indiana is grand national you get asked to go
Mom: well that's not fair
Me: Orlando is still amazing I mean it is regionals and we go to Disney
Mom: no grand nationals are better
Me: whatever
U rite
Whata hoot
Patricia!!!
You're so funny
"That Iggy Azalea character"
My mom
1:19 can someone explain to me lmao
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