This is what is feels like when I take my panic attack meds while having a panic attack. Total calm and total panic simultaneously. It’s an odd feeling.
His body be like,normal for a while,CrOUcH nOw,GET UP,ok tilt this way , , kkk normal. NOW REPEAT EVERYTHING YOU JUST DID! His body parts: i hate you bro this is hurting I haz to do it so FAST! >:/
This dude isn’t an anime character to the point where we cant see him swing, but i can guarantee you, he is so fast. That if you blink you’ll miss like 10 or 15 swings.
The guy who made the map: dude what should I make this map based off of? His friend: how bout your sister? The mapper: slow and annoying? His friend: ya. Sounds about right Mapper: cool, thx.
By the way, NJS moves when you move, so if you move backwards, you do not need to worry about the notes missing before you get a chance to hit them, They will always be in the same position in front of you, no matter where you are forward or backward.
@@teraspeXt This is exactly what I thought too lol, I thought maybe moving backwards a little would be better because my arms were longer and it would cancel out, but I think beat saber accounts for all of that, so the real problem was with the song itself :P
That explains how wizzleds blocks always jumped backwards when he teleported himself to where the blocks are spawning in cube community highlights july
@@lorenkaniok3235 "whoosh" is the sound of the point flying past your head. It's onomatopoeia. You have to be REAL dense to think that r/whooosh made that up. You really think a subreddit made up that term? Also i was responding to him bc he didnt get the point. "Okay reddit" isnt a good comeback, thats why i went "?????" Because that was the dumbest comment ive ever read.
@@lorenkaniok3235 i shouldve responded to you asking "are you for real. "????" Is literally internet slang for "are you stupid?" Or "the fuck are u saying". It's literally when someone says something so unbelievably stupid
Like how some terms are actual musical terms. In one of your other videos you talked about sight reading, a read term and people do sight read also with regular sheets of music.
Yes. I play violin and viola, and I've just naturally applied some musical terms to Beat Saber, because they're actually pretty similar once you get down to structure.
Imagine being a parent, opening your almost adult son/daughter wearing a vr headset flailing their arms around like their tryna be an attack helicopter
Today I broke my left Index Controller in this song, by hitting it against my other controller. My left controller now has a giant hole in it. RIP left controller 2020-2021
*geos to hospital* docter: sir we cannot fix ur arm problems it seems ur arms are broken for good Bandoot: alright *1 day later* bandoot: Hi guys time for more beat saber!
Then I’ll play it at 10. That is how slow I need to go for a beginner. My eyes can’t work with my mind if it’s at 24 or anything faster than 10 lmao Edit: 2:20 hurts my nose. Including when you were hitting the blocks spiral.
I got a copyright claim with a WORLDWIDE BLOCK.
I had to mute from 1:39 to 2:30
Hopefully I won't have anymore problems.
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Devs: there are 4 lanes, each with 3 levels for-
Mappers: no
Lmfao
@@flaxeneel2905 LMFAO, he's a Chinese hacker isn't hw
Mr. Dinosuar hmmmmm yes
Mr. Dinosuar totally
@@mr.dinosuar7333 don't forget LMBAO, his brother and LMAO, his sister
This map breaks almost every rule of mapping a Beat Saber song.
except flow
Timeweaver
EXTREME FLOW
do u kno da *_f l o ?_*
Have you even seen Knife Party Centipede
@@andrewolson3224 that's osu
This is what is feels like when I take my panic attack meds while having a panic attack. Total calm and total panic simultaneously. It’s an odd feeling.
Me having no idea what to say about this so I just steal a line from
Maze Runner: *Thats nice*
just look up slowfast
thats how i feel when I am sleepwalking
more than relatable
I was laughing so hard when the white saber flinged and the mic muted
It happened to me to
Worldwide copyright claim
Same lol
Copyright
The saber slashed the mic
This is the most not intense, intense thing I’ve ever seen
Like watching your grandma slowly fall over
@@spaceperson613 oooooohhhh
ur 100% right
Yeah and it's clear he's hacking like a noob, this is impossible
Pokemonweeaboopikachuninja boi
?
Bandoot: Gets S on a insanely hard map
Chat: “u got gnomed” “peepee” “dadada” “l”
g n o m e d
And that dude who just said "hi future me watching this TH-cam"
peepee
@@articvengeance poopoo
The song's not actually that bad tbh. It's just so unique you have to practice it a bunch no matter how good you are.
i feel very well educated, thank you mr. bandoot
:) 👍
He's the best teacher of the worldddd
I actually had no clue was NJS was...I thought it was like, the average distance between notes or something? Idk...
you mean professor bandoot
yes bandoot is the teacher in beat saber studies
1:37 Notes This Slow Should Be (Silence)
I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME
SAME
FUСKING SAME
Bruh the pinned comment is why
Funni copyright
I can’t imagine when someone walks into a room seeing this guy.
Ikr, my brother is really good but still not nearly as good as him, but it’s funny when he has his bose headphones on it looks so weird
Everyone think they baller until flight of the bumblebee starts
Johnny Scissors If you can do it slow, you can do it fast
INEEDEDTOCHANGEMYUSERNAME was looking for a twoset joke
I knew I wasn’t the only one who noticed that
@@fishtail2616 sacrilegious video
My eardrums blew out reading this
Damn he's hands went like,
⬆️⬇️➡️⬅️↗️↙️↖️↘️↩️↪️🔃🔄⤵️
His body be like,normal for a while,CrOUcH nOw,GET UP,ok tilt this way , , kkk normal. NOW REPEAT EVERYTHING YOU JUST DID!
His body parts: i hate you bro this is hurting I haz to do it so FAST! >:/
⬆️➡️⬇️⬅️
lol
Any directional emoji you haven’t used on this?
But 100000000000000000000000x faster
I like the part where the song goes "dededede"
I like the part that goes "dedededede"
@- Waterbuffalo6 - maybe the "dedededededede" part was the best.
3:06 for those that are having trouble finding it
I think I prefer the “dede” part
Nah I like the “dededede” part better
This dude isn’t an anime character to the point where we cant see him swing, but i can guarantee you, he is so fast. That if you blink you’ll miss like 10 or 15 swings.
Son Ryuu So true XD
All that was is “DEBEDEBEDEB” and “LETS GO LETS GO LETS GO”
ADAADASDADSDDSDADADADADADADADADADADADADADSSSDSDDDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEDEXEXEDEDDDDDEEEDEDEDEDEDEDDADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADGOLETSGOADADADADEDADEADADADADAEADADADDADAEADADADADEAAEAADACAFDADADADADEADADADDADAAAEADADADADDADADAAEEWADADADADDADADAAAEWWEAEAEE
Mhmm and it was fuckin smashin my dude
Girl: You've got big arms ;), Do you goto the gym?
Me: No
Girl: Are you a Fireman?
Me: No, I play Beatsaber
Darrian Penman I’m going to use this
Even though my arms are twigs I still play expert + but you never know
69th like. Lmao
@lasosx ok boomer
How I want my life to be
Bro, me. A friend asked why I was built and I had to be like, "My arms tried to fly off during GHOST, so in order to survive they got bigger."
If anyone is wondering how he threw his saber, it's the TrickSaber mod.
thanks
can someone give me the link pls hmu DUCK#5949
thanks, i didn't know now i will download
that just happens on quest sometimes so i don't need a mod
@@Techno-qc9hr github.com/ToniMacaroni/TrickSaber/releases/
The guy who made the map: dude what should I make this map based off of?
His friend: how bout your sister?
The mapper: slow and annoying?
His friend: ya. Sounds about right
Mapper: cool, thx.
Uh... wut
I imagine this is what djs are doing behind their laptops
I would probably need practice to do that
I feel the strain your muscles strands are feeling during this entire level
I learned more from this video than I have in 18 years of school
-_-
@Noriaki Kakyoin ?
Noriaki Kakyoin ?
When you are in the middle of a game and your mom asks you to chop some vegetables 1:57
Just play beat saber ;)
actualy its 2:42
@@joshuahollobaugh7382 ? it isn't fruit ninja, the vegetables aren't being flung everywhere
By the way, NJS moves when you move, so if you move backwards, you do not need to worry about the notes missing before you get a chance to hit them, They will always be in the same position in front of you, no matter where you are forward or backward.
so THAT'S why I couldn't fix the note timing by moving!
@@teraspeXt This is exactly what I thought too lol, I thought maybe moving backwards a little would be better because my arms were longer and it would cancel out, but I think beat saber accounts for all of that, so the real problem was with the song itself :P
Pro tip, changing your audio latency in settings (not player settings, just settings) can help the song match the position of the notes
what mod allows you to change the NJS?
That explains how wizzleds blocks always jumped backwards when he teleported himself to where the blocks are spawning in cube community highlights july
Me, someone with severe motion sickness: This most definitely is a great idea to watch.
Lightsaber: i'm normal and i can cut through everything that exists.
Bandoot: fun and spinny boi
Seeing this map makes me want to vomit and at the same time I like it.
thank
69th
why would you vomit? this song is lit
Dizzy Is Cute The song is fine, the chart just makes me uncomfortable. It is just unique.
@@theterrablade4223 thats what i meant because the map is supposed to be a fun challenge and
3:36 “Imagine watching this on TH-cam WeirdChamp”
This was in my recommended already wow
Same
Hold up the video says 2 hours ago but your comment says 4 hours wth
@@brd4415 and your comment says 1 hour ago but in your comment it says my comment was 4 hours ago but now its 6 hours ago im confused
@@scarabyte1 To do with how caching works server side
When he said
“Dedededededededededede”
I felt that
Me, a casual rhythm games player: beats per minute
Beat saber pro: NOTE JUMP SPEED
@PerefL whoosh
@PerefL ????
@@MyFictionalChaos are you for real thats what 'whoosh' is from
@@lorenkaniok3235 "whoosh" is the sound of the point flying past your head. It's onomatopoeia. You have to be REAL dense to think that r/whooosh made that up. You really think a subreddit made up that term? Also i was responding to him bc he didnt get the point. "Okay reddit" isnt a good comeback, thats why i went "?????" Because that was the dumbest comment ive ever read.
@@lorenkaniok3235 i shouldve responded to you asking "are you for real. "????" Is literally internet slang for "are you stupid?" Or "the fuck are u saying". It's literally when someone says something so unbelievably stupid
2:34 you reach flight of the bumblebee edited with a mans “dE” while a good beat is banging? Ok?
@Evangeline Studios twoset fans I see 😂
Da
Like how some terms are actual musical terms. In one of your other videos you talked about sight reading, a read term and people do sight read also with regular sheets of music.
Rhythm games in a nutshell?
Yes. I play violin and viola, and I've just naturally applied some musical terms to Beat Saber, because they're actually pretty similar once you get down to structure.
nobody:
Bandoot:
LESSON TIME
Skratymir OMG ur watching him right now
3:50 NanI!? He predicted the future
Wait is it even possible to hit that high block at the end, I think I tried it myself and my playspace actually couldn't reach it
I hit it, but I had to jump lol
“Notes that slow are just-“
I guess we will never know what notes that slow are
It took me like a whole 30 minutes to realize that this sounds just like the flight of the bumblebee...;-;
XD I'm stupidddd._.
Nobody:
The chat: “well boys, we did it. We’re on TH-cam”
I love how every video you post is titled something like “weirdest craziest map I’ve ever played wooooah”
3:38 "Imagine watching this on TH-cam"
This is me designing a level right here, this is the most accurate representation so far
So quick that my screen says 2 views
Edit: just watched the video, what the actual f did I just watch
Couldve been faster by watching the live stream on twitch hmmm
3:07 this part is just impossible
edit: ididitwooo
Nice
This is probably the most satisfying beat saber video on youtube lmao
I could see this being a training scenario for people trying to learn the direction ( up or down/ side to side) of the notes.
Thank you for filling me with this knowledge, now i can beat Galaxy Collapse!!
Bandoot: I mean it’s not that fast.
Me: HOW I CAMT EVEN BEAT A SINGLE BIT BRUH
Yuki Chan Its hard,bro,well,it looks hard even at 10 NJS
Astral_Skies _UwU I agree.
thank you bandoot, i didn't know what njs was, very cool
Imagine being a parent, opening your almost adult son/daughter wearing a vr headset flailing their arms around like their tryna be an attack helicopter
Bandoot: *flips toilet paper swinging in midair* me: uhh 🤔
*Lands*
Me: *demonic screaming intensifies*
When you take “Chopin” too seriously.
Why da hecc is that his arms and the speed of light have a lot on comon
I just- how? I’m stressed out just watching this 😆😆😆
There is a room in hell with a vive set up. It only has beat saber and this song installed. People who beat it are allowed to go to heaven.
I would purposely fail it
What Bandoot sees: calculated movements to hit as many notes as possible.
What i see: wiggy woggy swingy swordy
I wonder how he look like in real life while playing this xD
Today I broke my left Index Controller in this song, by hitting it against my other controller.
My left controller now has a giant hole in it.
RIP left controller 2020-2021
Update: I did an RMA and got my new one about a week ago
@@Coaster42 nice
I THOUGHT MY SOUND BROKE WHEN IT WAS SCILENCED 🤣🤣🤣
same XD
We all did XD
*Arms: Dead*
*Legs: Dead*
*Ankles: Welllll, Basically Dead-*
*Body: DEADDDD*
The song producers: How many arm tendons do you want people to break in this level?
The Devs: **Yes**
What’s the boomerang mod called?
Neddo 1 I think it’s called TrickSaber. saw it on the BSMG discord
Wait a minute this isn’t LSToast
Also I was here PogU
Did anybody else see him throw his sword in the beginning?
Mod
@@powerpug964 what mod
Max Kiener It’s A Mod Called Tricksaber
warhead It’s A Mod Called Tricksaber
I sometimes wonder if beat saber players are really good at FPS games due to their reaction speed
1:38 his controller just went "YEET"
I think that's just a thing in best Saber
But who knows
Maybe the straps are 70ft long
Level: is rlly confusing
Monte: are you challenging me?
But hey, let’s appreciate that this level is actually playable.
I couldn’t hear the music at the beginning of the crazy level like if that was normal
*geos to hospital* docter: sir we cannot fix ur arm problems it seems ur arms are broken for good
Bandoot: alright
*1 day later* bandoot: Hi guys time for more beat saber!
Who needs a gym when you have Beat Saber
Does the sound randomly stop for anyone else when he actually starts e song?
Copyright
Freemen be like: How did you block every single bullet?
Alyx: Daily routine..
That's a weird version of flight of the bumblebee
Bandoot, the only man who can make a non clickbait thumbnail that looks like click bait
1:53 gamer mode activate
2:17 God mode activate
OMG MY BARIN CAN'T HANDLE THE GODLIN
wow who is that guy at the top of the leaderboard
1:57 Sans.
Bandoot:*streaming
The people in the stream: hi banddoot editing this in the future
You: *hits one of this stacked note things*
Your score: Up up and away!
Legend has it he is still saying dededededededede
mapper: why do I make these things
devs: why does he make those things
players: this is better then the default playlist
Bandoot: *_Plays BeatSaber_*
BeatSaber: *_dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd intensifies_*
Brett: sac
Eddy: cri
Twoset:LEGION
Bandoot at beginning: it’s not even that hard
Bandoot later: OMG HOUWD I NOT LOSE
Who left to go get milk?
Dadadadaddaadadadadadadad
The chat the whole time: “Hi badoots editing this”
Then I’ll play it at 10. That is how slow I need to go for a beginner. My eyes can’t work with my mind if it’s at 24 or anything faster than 10 lmao
Edit: 2:20 hurts my nose. Including when you were hitting the blocks spiral.
I'm over here tryna set a goal for myself to beat ghost on expert by the end of this year while ur doing this...
3:16 How are you alive
This dude’s arms must be Jelly after this
This is the proper use for mapping extensions.
Your hands move 999,999,999,999,999 times faster than I can comprehend.
Sounds like a Minecraft note block
I refuse to believe this man is human.
i dont believe it-
*you arent human sir*
Whats with the toiletpaper flipping end at -4:30
1:49
*When the quiet kid finally speaks up*
Wrists: fall off
imagine bandoot in the kitchen cutting food
I like the part where he swings his sabers really fast