Him:A creature lurks in the shadows of this area and and preys on innocent people. My dumbass : so since he preys on "innocent people" does that mean I'm safe? 🙂
This guy: trying to lure me into an alleyway to drink all my blood. Me: "listen, my brain is already giving me very strong vibes. If you're a vampire then just do your thing and let me go so I can sleep for like a week."
"Haven't you heard the rumours" Well you see here sir, I have but you know what, I think they're all liEs. I like to think it isn't a monster but a smexy vampire man
Him: Why don’t you let me walk you back? My mind: Listen to me. Listen to me, please, for once. Do NOT let him walk you home, D O N O T- Me: Okay! :p My mind: WHY DON’T YOU EVER LISTEN TO ME, DAMN IT?!
‘You’ve made a mistake’ Me: not necessarily, it’s a win, win situation- you let me go, I can go home and sleep, or you keep me here and kill me- see? Win, win!
"I don't think it's safe to continue in that direction, so, um... Come with me" "NA, NA, NO SISTER! YOU AIN'T TAKING ME TO NO SECONDARY LOCATION! You want it‽" *Pulls out money clip* "GO GET IT" Street Smarts 🤠
I have an Idea that some people might find more fitting than the scared and "innocent" listener; A listener that is just so done with everything that they (In this situation for example) already knew he was the vampire and just don't give a shit. Like "Yeh you're the vampire. What about it? You are constantly starving, why don't I just come with you? You don't want to hurt or accidentally kill people? Okay you can just drink my blood for the time being. I'm bored anyways" Like just a quite cold and constantly slightly annoyed listener that is incredibly bored and so calm, they could be in a life threatening sitiation and would ask when they're done, since they wanted to go home and sleep, on top of that. you get me? This is the best that I can describe it
Him: I do love a good horror story Me: Glad to know we have the same interests. My mind: You’re not seriously getting along with a vampire, are you? Me: Yes.. My mind: You absolute- **BLEEP**
“Just.... just find a human friend? Find a friend you can confide in (probably someone like the person you cornered in an alleyway) and be friends. When you hungry, get yourself some blood and then take the human out for ice cream afterwords.” ~me, whenever I hear/see a story with a misunderstood vampire who corners a person and the person asks why they didn’t die/become vampire and the vampire explains they’re a good guy
i'm concerned about the naivety of this listener- * its around midnight, you have just left a party * you meet a strange man who compliments you * you respond to him * you allow him to walk you home * you actually follow him when he says that you need to take a shortcut with him down a dark alley * you don't run when he says 'i think we're *finally* alone now'
Him: "why did I haven't kill you?.. Uhm dif you want me to?" Me: "oh sheeeshh of course take all of my blood I don't care I just don't want here anymore"
Okay but! Hear me out. If theres gonna be a part 2, it could be something like… you see us getting attacked by a different vampire and help us get away, or sum. That would be awesome!
Him: I don't want to make you feel uncomfortable New: I am antisocial I was uncomfortable ever since I heard I came back from a party I don't even like parties🤨😒😐
Hundreds years you say aye. So that means you got stories. Pull up a chair mate but no drinking of my blood without asking, i know how to use a fork. I LOVED THE AUDIO😍❤
Him: I won't disrepair I promises Me: yea like you promise that I wouldn't regret trusting you then you told me i shouldn't trust strangers...so am not trusting you this time Him: kissed me and told me that he sealed his promise with that kiss Me: are you making promises like this often?😑
Him:"what are you doing out here all alone" Me:"minding my own bussines just like you should too" My drunk bestfriend:"Uuuuu that burns bro" Me:*looking at her thinking how she got in my house at 1AM*
Me for the first half of the audio : 🤨 Me for the second half : 😡🥵😳 "This isn't fear, this is anger. I imagine if it were fear my eyes would be wider."
Vampire predator: "911 whats your emergency " Me: *runs* falls*calls life alert* "help! i'v fallen and cant get up!" Vampire predator: "be right there😈"
Him:can you hear that? Me: oh- you mean the sound of silence yeah its lovely isnt it! (Later) Him:ahh were finally alone Me whos watched manyyyy vampire movies and anime:oh ****-
IRL: pffft Innocent ppl? I don't see any here so goodbye, have a good night. *quick walk with music on my headphones* RP: Innocent ppl really? Do you think I'm really innocent and I'll share a walk with you easily? Tell me what's in your mind and maybe I'll follow you, if it's an interesting story 🤨 Drink my blood? Really? Pffft-ah-ah 🤭 okay show me a cosy place I'll give you my wrist. My neck? No I don't think so sweetheart . My neck is only a place for my lover but if I can learn more about you maybe I'll let you have a taste 😏
0:59 OOOOO a monster attack you say ??? Welp luckily I got my trusty Segway scooter with rocket boosters i can ride on, see ya !! Tip : Just look at his eyes to survive the attack lol
The fact Kyo was also in soul of Yokai (obviously since it’s the same universe,of course there are other cases of connected universes!) really got me exicted!! I actually had wanted a story with him as a love interest!!
![Vampire Boyfriend Carries You To Bed After Feeding~ [M4A]{ASMR Audio}[Blood Sucking]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/RSD64WAyN-M/mqdefault.jpg)
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"I really don't like killing anythings.."
"So you telling me if a spider crawling up your leg you ain't gonna kill it?"
*my pfp can kill it for you :3*
@@y0url0calrat26 Thank you I’m scared of spiders
@@Xx_Yuko_xX *meow*
My skin right now
I mean I wouldn't kill the 🕷 I would throw its off me
"You must have such faith in your judge of character"
Me: ...
Paranoia: ....
Anxiety: ....
Mind: looks like we're all on the same page
THIS COMMENT MADE ME LAUGH 😭👏🏽
@@chixiaa Haha Ikr🤔😂
Hahahahahah this is really funny
“Can amplify feelings of DEPRESSION and ANXIETY
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
THIS IS ME LITERALLY I GOT SO PARANOID THAT I PUT FACE PAINT ON MY FACE DURING COVID
the way we broke his jaw with a pipe was amazing, he was so fucking confused like - they... THEY HURT ME?!?!
"B-but im supposed to be the hurter, thats so mean *cries*"
I would use a frying pan
instead of a pipe
@@Aidhwo266 THIS LMAO
@@Emily_Teoh perfect
Him:A creature lurks in the shadows of this area and and preys on innocent people.
My dumbass : so since he preys on "innocent people" does that mean I'm safe? 🙂
"Innocent people you say? I'll be just fine then"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i love the innocence
@@danone2414 😏😂
I mean if it's "innocent" people then I'm safe
So he doesn't drink dirty minded people's blood?
So I'm safe? 🤔☠️✋
When we ran down the alley: "she's a runner she's a trackstar🏃🏻♀️🏃🏻♀️"
🏃♀️💨
BRUH I SEE THIS ON LITERALLY ANYTHING LIKE THIS
He gone run to the end of the alley way
I'm usually a couch potato but damn I ran like a Olympic runner
We literally said fuck this shit I'm out
"Fortunately this is a long alley way"
me most likely: WHY IS THIS SUCH A DAMN LONG ALLEYWAY IM FINNA DIE
**wheezing intensifies**
*chuckles* We're in danger
*giggle* I’m in danger
Us:”Why didn’t you kill me?”
Him:”what,- did you want to die?”
Me:” Yes. Yes I did.”
R.i.p.
Ayo same- _Sobs_
"kill me and burry me right beside your bed so my soul can see you everyday" lol.
i still do
Let me bask in the glorious field of death please :D
me: feeling down the whole day
hydro: uploads vampire asmr audio
me: feels better
'the video have 20 minutes'
INSTANTLY FEELS MUCH BETTER
longer vids>
+60000 healing
*Your health has been restored, and your heart feels full.
*The same cannot be said for your blood stores.
This guy: trying to lure me into an alleyway to drink all my blood.
Me: "listen, my brain is already giving me very strong vibes. If you're a vampire then just do your thing and let me go so I can sleep for like a week."
👾lol
Ah, a symbiotic relationship, lmao
Same rn
Lol same
I was thinking that not gonna lie
"Haven't you heard the rumours"
Well you see here sir, I have but you know what, I think they're all liEs. I like to think it isn't a monster but a smexy vampire man
That's your quote
Whenever you need a quote just say that with no context 👌😂
🤣🤣😂😂🤣I LOVE IT
😂
THE RUMORS ARE TRUE YEAH
SIR YOUR VOICE JUST PERFECTLY GOES W THE VAMPIRE CONCEPT GOD
❤❤❤❤❤
"My name is alastor-"
THE RADIO DEMON
😳😳
Finally some one notice
As soon as I heard him say that a image of alastor popped into my head
I was like- "Are you sure you are a vampire and not a... Demon? Your sure? Hm.. just making sure.."
Hazbin?
That was soooo good…I need a Part 2 😫
YES PART 2 PLS
PLSSSS
Please 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 part 2
Yes please yes please yes please I love these
YES Yes part 2 pls pls pls
If he's thirsty and he trapped us.....
Does that mean he thirst trapped us🤔🪤
LOL 😆
☹️☹️☹️
Shit went from 0 to 100 reap quick
that’s a good question 😃
I think you're onto something there.... 😳
you have summoned me
anime quote of today
“You’ll laugh at your fears when you find out who you are.”
~ Piccolo (Dragon Ball Z)
Hello again my friend
HOW
ARE
YOU
FUCKING
EVERYWHERE
?!
Read more
@@donewiththeworld7406 if she's everywhere does that mean we are everywhere too...?
@@a_big_simp *insert confused screaming in a corner*
@@donewiththeworld7406 i mean right..?
Him: Why don’t you let me walk you back?
My mind: Listen to me. Listen to me, please, for once. Do NOT let him walk you home, D O N O T-
Me: Okay! :p
My mind: WHY DON’T YOU EVER LISTEN TO ME, DAMN IT?!
Ah yes, vampire content for my soul.
Why do i see you everywhere
I need it to live.
At least u have one.......
Ohhhhh i love your pfp of uno
You have a soul? What's it feel like?
Alistair: when I make a promise like that I never break them
Me: **melts and doesn't want him to leave**
‘You’ve made a mistake’
Me: not necessarily, it’s a win, win situation- you let me go, I can go home and sleep, or you keep me here and kill me- see? Win, win!
Unless he doesn't kill to you 🤔
@Wiccan Senpai win,win, or absolute success
@@anauthenticidiot4185 It's either a win, a win, or a flawless victory.
I see this as an absolute win >:)
@@RuthlessTrash85 dare I say perfect execution to an amazing outcome
And then he'll just *ghost them. ba-dum-tss*
LMAO-💀✋
😂
Lmfaooooo omg
You made me almost spit tea
Cucumber Approved
Stop stealing my job bro
You again
"I don't think it's safe to continue in that direction, so, um... Come with me"
"NA, NA, NO SISTER! YOU AIN'T TAKING ME TO NO SECONDARY LOCATION! You want it‽" *Pulls out money clip* "GO GET IT"
Street Smarts 🤠
STREET SMARTS
Why did I put John Mulaney's voice over the "STREET SMARTS 😃" XD
Nah pull out a glock and and shoot that demon 🔫🤠
Vampire audios for my soul,amazing as always!!
Him: If I asked for your blood, what have you had answered?
Me: Uh, maybe yes? Depends on my mood-
Flagler loves Vampires
winter loves vampires
Lily also loves vampires
Coco quadruples loves vampire
Xia also love vampires.
Angie completely agrees and also loves vampires
Part two please! It would be cool if he feeds on listener again, taking longer due to the relaxed heartbeat. Of course make the whole thing a date.
This is why you never go into dark alley's with a man ya just met! Smh we know this! 😂❤
Him: heals his jaw
Me: oh now thats just nasty ok im done here CUT IM OUT BYE
GAHH I JUST GOT A MENTAL IMAGE 😫😫
I read this at the same time he did it
I was watching anime but this is more ✨important ✨
Hydro+vampire= hot ASMR
LOL, I just found this audio and well, let´s just say i have free time to listen…
Him:you shouldn't trust strangers
*Me who have trust issues* :O_O
Perfect acting as always 🧡...and oh my, I will be patiently waiting for that promise to be fulfilled 👀.
his voice is high-key FANTASTIC 👾
Hear me out.... Moments later another vampire feeds of of y/n and ends him/her, wonder what he's reaction would be
Omg I would watch that 🤩
I feel like he would kill them and try to turn us-
@@beanery8743 we would be dead
Big F 😔
HIM: IM GOING TO-
What a twist. Also the listener is crazy huh? 😂 Why tf aren't we running
Because maybe we want him to do something “terrible” to us hmmmmmm???😏
also we may be light headed from blood loss
My brother is outside with some friends that are smoking and while that im in my room listening to stuff like this
Sorry to hear
I have an Idea that some people might find more fitting than the scared and "innocent" listener;
A listener that is just so done with everything that they (In this situation for example) already knew he was the vampire and just don't give a shit. Like "Yeh you're the vampire. What about it? You are constantly starving, why don't I just come with you? You don't want to hurt or accidentally kill people? Okay you can just drink my blood for the time being. I'm bored anyways"
Like just a quite cold and constantly slightly annoyed listener that is incredibly bored and so calm, they could be in a life threatening sitiation and would ask when they're done, since they wanted to go home and sleep, on top of that.
you get me? This is the best that I can describe it
Exactly how I'm usually "replying" to these asmrs lmao I sometimes want not a "innocent" listener but ig this might help ppl be more...erm..datable?
"Im a very caring person, you see"
Caring for blood, i see.
Him: I do love a good horror story
Me: Glad to know we have the same interests.
My mind: You’re not seriously getting along with a vampire, are you?
Me: Yes..
My mind: You absolute- **BLEEP**
My ears have been blessed
Hi little armin!
I feel like I'll always remember what he said at the end, "Keep your eyes on the shadows." Is it just me that'll remember that???
“Just.... just find a human friend? Find a friend you can confide in (probably someone like the person you cornered in an alleyway) and be friends. When you hungry, get yourself some blood and then take the human out for ice cream afterwords.” ~me, whenever I hear/see a story with a misunderstood vampire who corners a person and the person asks why they didn’t die/become vampire and the vampire explains they’re a good guy
I love how the vampire is apologizing before he bit us
i'm concerned about the naivety of this listener-
* its around midnight, you have just left a party
* you meet a strange man who compliments you
* you respond to him
* you allow him to walk you home
* you actually follow him when he says that you need to take a shortcut with him down a dark alley
* you don't run when he says 'i think we're *finally* alone now'
Him: "why did I haven't kill you?.. Uhm dif you want me to?"
Me: "oh sheeeshh of course take all of my blood I don't care I just don't want here anymore"
Okay but! Hear me out. If theres gonna be a part 2, it could be something like… you see us getting attacked by a different vampire and help us get away, or sum. That would be awesome!
Ohh my lord, this audio was absolutely amazing❤
-starts crying cause I’m corned BY A FLIPPING VAMPIRE SAY IM GOING TO BE HIS-
I WILL NEVER LET A MAN OWN ME ✨💅🏼
Why that make you cry
Itll be fun...
Him: I don't want to make you feel uncomfortable
New: I am antisocial I was uncomfortable ever since I heard I came back from a party I don't even like parties🤨😒😐
Him: it's so dark and late
Me: what's the worst that's gonna happen come on bud I get kidnapped daily and wake up on my bed somehow jk 😆🌚
I love this comment
Haha
Who are you a gacha character...
Oh a vampire video well this is going to be a good one 😄
I've been wracking my brain as to whom you remind me of
Kol from The Originals! Wow took me a minute.
most polite vampire in all VA community
Nononono sorry to disappoint
Him: “such language”
Me: “I have been swearing for the past like 3 minutes are you alright?”
Hundreds years you say aye. So that means you got stories. Pull up a chair mate but no drinking of my blood without asking, i know how to use a fork.
I LOVED THE AUDIO😍❤
Him: I won't disrepair I promises
Me: yea like you promise that I wouldn't regret trusting you then you told me i shouldn't trust strangers...so am not trusting you this time
Him: kissed me and told me that he sealed his promise with that kiss
Me: are you making promises like this often?😑
I READ DISREPAIR AS DESPAIR-
@@UndecidedASMR😂
Him:"what are you doing out here all alone"
Me:"minding my own bussines just like you should too"
My drunk bestfriend:"Uuuuu that burns bro"
Me:*looking at her thinking how she got in my house at 1AM*
I finally got a chance to listen to this. Another job well done.
✨wow✨
Here you go you need this ✨👑✨
DUDE WHAT A NICE VAMPIRE AND WITH AN AMAZING SENSE OF HUMOR
How do you have only 314 views in a beautiful thing like that
You’re so kind 🥺
@@HydroKingVA i almost started a war, but thank u :D
Vampires now zombies ..
It's 90 000 views now😩❤🛐
This now has 311K views for me
Him: you broke my jaw
Me: i did what now?!
Really loved it. Nicely done, Hydroking hope you have a lovely day/night
Pancakes 🥞
Pancakes..? 🥞🥞
Part 2 please it's so good and cute 😊
The whole video my brain was like “please leave me alone. I’m socially awkward, introverted and anxious literally all the time.”
this is well done btw
Me for the first half of the audio : 🤨
Me for the second half : 😡🥵😳
"This isn't fear, this is anger.
I imagine if it were fear my eyes would be wider."
I request you to please make a part 2, coz why not. This was so good and it needs a part 2.
I’m here and everything else is getting put down.
Rainbow Approved
Him- “i trapped you in this alley way and now your mine”
Me: “not with this ring on my finger”
so im a snack now? ok.
that's fine.
I honestly thought I was a main course. Mans just proved me wrong. It's okay though
Not me having a blood donation ad before this video
Him says one word
Me: “ahhhh that voice! Omg so pretty 😫😫😫”
12:42
We're like: COME HERE LITTLE COWARD, FINISH THE JOB
Amazing like always
Him: it's terrible being a vampire
Me without thinking: ever tried being a human
“What do u want from me?”
Me:”Bro u drink mah blood and freak me out so PAY UP”😂🤣
“Please tell me you’ve got Stockholm Syndrom-…”
I laughed so hard at this, I think my family’s concerned about my mental health 😂
Vampire predator: "911 whats your emergency "
Me: *runs* falls*calls life alert* "help! i'v fallen and cant get up!"
Vampire predator: "be right there😈"
Him: *catches us*
The dialogue: *Happens*
My dumbass for no reason: IT'S MEME TIME IT'S MEME TIME~
Him:can you hear that?
Me: oh- you mean the sound of silence yeah its lovely isnt it!
(Later)
Him:ahh were finally alone
Me whos watched manyyyy vampire movies and anime:oh ****-
When the running sounds started i said-
*RUNN B1TCH!! RUNNNNNNNN!!*
IRL: pffft Innocent ppl? I don't see any here so goodbye, have a good night. *quick walk with music on my headphones*
RP: Innocent ppl really? Do you think I'm really innocent and I'll share a walk with you easily? Tell me what's in your mind and maybe I'll follow you, if it's an interesting story 🤨
Drink my blood? Really? Pffft-ah-ah 🤭 okay show me a cosy place I'll give you my wrist. My neck? No I don't think so sweetheart . My neck is only a place for my lover but if I can learn more about you maybe I'll let you have a taste 😏
Him: i don’t want to see you get hurt
Me: bish I took a hole year of defense classes I can handle myself
Trust worthy?! Sir, you are 31 flavors of red flags!
Him: I heard people about half a mile in front of us
Me: NANI?! (OO)!!
The sound affects are rlly good
Anyone: Trust me.
Me: NOPE!
"Keep you eyess on the shadow"
You dont even have one your a vampire😂
Cool content bro! Keep it up!
Hey kareshi 😀
Me through out all this: That's kinda gay bro 👀🍵
(I forgot i was suppose to be the listener until I read the title and then started dying...💀⚰🥀)
0:59 OOOOO a monster attack you say ???
Welp luckily I got my trusty Segway scooter with rocket boosters i can ride on, see ya !!
Tip : Just look at his eyes to survive the attack lol
That "uhh... this way, trust me" was so unconvincing lol.
The fact it's Rayleigh in the video makes me so happy-
(He's from an otome game called "Twilight fangs" he's the MC's childhood friend!)
Genius inc fan? 👀
@@Holdmybaguette YESSSSS!! Have you played the newest one? Welcome to the Yokai inn !!
The fact Kyo was also in soul of Yokai (obviously since it’s the same universe,of course there are other cases of connected universes!) really got me exicted!! I actually had wanted a story with him as a love interest!!
@@KnightTheValet Genius inc have very interesting story plots to get people hooked! What's your favorite game they made?
@@KnightTheValet There's a new one!? I'mma download it rq!!
Him: And preys on innocent people
Me: ok thats nice
Me: * Passes out *
His mind: WTF
Him: are you drunk
Him: oh wait your passed out you can’t speak
Everyone knows we need a second part 🤑
Him: i thought you wanted to livè
Me: do i look like it?
Did he trap me or did I trap HIM
Maybe you trapped him cus we ask too many questions and he never went away
Him: I’m just a monster..
Me: Not just a monster but a hot monster mate💅
when he said his name I was like "ALASTOR FROM HAZBIN HOTEL?!" omg im dieing