Me: literally laying in my room with the light off with a headache Him: It's very contagious *My stomach then proceeding to growl* Coincidence, I think not
*"How was ur day?"* Me : Bad- *"oH tHaTs gOoD im glad u haD a positiVe daY"* Me : WhAt-? edit 1: Holy cow- how did i get this many likes!? Edit 2: SERIOUSLY- How tf did this get so many likes-
Him: Not only was your blood the tastiest, but it was also the most potent Me: See mom I told you I never needed to eat my vegetables or drink milk growing up, but did you believe me NoOooOO
All might: I AM HERE IN A VERY ACKARD POSITION Deku: 0_0💧 Bakugou: 0_0 Aizawa: --_0 Insert the principals name: 0_0ahahahhahahah Us: WHAT THE FU-🤭0_0 Lida: L A N G U E G E!!!!*notices all might*0_0 Everyone: 0_0. All might: what..? 0_0
Him: you look really pale... Me: Laughs in carrier for anemia and has thalacimia. (Basically smaller blood cells and part of the makeup for someone with not enough red blood cells)
Same :( I don't know if it's up to the creator anymore but if so, please don't put ads in the middle of this. I got three spots interrupting. Horrible for asmr!
A good way to get rid of the ads are to go to the very end of the video and then hit replay. It normally works and it gets rid of all the ads just wanted to let you know! :D
"Sitting in the dark really helps!" Me, who also gets migraines: Understandable have a nice day. Also drink some water, have a simple snack food like cheese or crackers nearby, and lay down.
So he said “YOUR BLOOD IS THE MOST AMAZING BLOOD IVE EVER TASTED” to basically all of us which means All of us have amazing blood✨ *And also he drank a lot of blood since it included all of our ugly necks...*
Nobody: Me: Just sitting in my pitch black bedroom, eating dark side skittles, listening to ASMR, talking to myself and making weird facial expressions (Totally like a normal human being.) ._. "
I love ur vids idk they just seem so comforting to me and I be having hard times and whenever I can I listen to ur audio so don't ever stop what u do cuz ur awesome just by listening to ur audios calms me and helps me since I don't really have much people for comfort so I just use x listener audios because it just makes me feel loved even if it's just a non-realistic character..heh but keep doing what u doin dude cause someone's and a bunch a other people are rootin' for ya ❤️
That warms my heart and I’m beyond grateful you enjoy my audios and they’ve helped you in some way! I’m rooting for you to dude so take good care of yourself and I wish you all the best in life! Thank you! 💜
Your audios are like me buying new video games every week…you try it out for one day thinking you won’t like but after trying it more and more you get obsessed
him : why are you showing me your neck? me : because I trust you and my body language is expressing that by exposing the more ,ugh what's the word, fatal injury areas like the neck because I let my guard down around you because as I said trust. Oh yeah, and because how else am I Supposed tO TILT MY HEAD STUPID!!!!
him:how was your day? me:i have been sleeping basically the whole day him:thats good me in my head:finally someone who think sleeping the whole day is a good idea
![Vampire Boyfriend Carries You To Bed After Feeding~ [M4A]{ASMR Audio}[Blood Sucking]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/RSD64WAyN-M/mqdefault.jpg)
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![Cute Ghost Boy Sneaks Into Your Bed And Plays With Your Hair [M4A]{ASMR RP}[Comfort]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/5R8yMmOBCeU/mqdefault.jpg)
Him: "why aren't you running away?! Or screaming for help?!"
Me: it's called a vampire fetish
Ugh you simps
Ah yes, a fellow human that has a fetish that nobody other than youtube ASMRs can satisfy
yep...yeeeep
Yep, and I've got it bad.
@@eri-chan5959 why are you here if you're just gonna make fun of us?
"I don't know about human anatomy anymore"
No prob, as human I don't understand mine too😌
I know that 0.00000000001% of pepol won't see this so if you do know you are speshal and have a great dey
And I rilate BTW
Fr
All i know is that we made of 75% water and I think our lungs are under our heart-
The fact I'm in middle school and know alot of anatomy and science shit such as reactions and chemicals along with how alot of things work-
Him: "What do you mean "no"?"
My head: "I mean no, you wanna hear it in Spanish? No!"
Omg yess !! Haha
👁🙏🏻👁
Wanna hear it in german too?
NEIN
You wanna hear it in Japaneese?! 番号, bish
This caught me off guard but in the best way
Him: “Not only was your blood the tastiest but it was also the most potent”
Me with an iron deficiency: “Now wait just a damn minute…”
Same
same its a problem ;-;
Me with the sweetest blood in the family: Okayyyy Imma head out
Same here
My anemic ass laughed so hard
Me: * tilts my head *
Him: why are you showing me your neck?!
Me: What the?! 👀😳
Same✋😩
@Olivia Steinke IKR
CUT THE CAMERA, DEADASS-
I- same 😩
I want to like your comment but- the likes....it's just- (666 likes O.O)
"You're... different."
Yeah, I get that a lot. 🤷🏼♀️
"You're...laugh is really weird."
Yeah i get that everyday with my friends and my family.
Same o.o
I just hit different..no like seriously I do 👊
That's called ✨mentality unstable✨
I'M CRYING PLS✋😭
"You're hugging me, but why..?"
**Ad cuts in**
Ad: You're like my best friend!
Mine was the liberty mutual ad of the dude in the basement and just teleports to a boat in the middle of the ocean 😭
Mine was “let’s take a moment to relax our bodies” it was a freaking meditation ad😂
This sentence is grammatically correct, but it's wordy and hard to re-
Damn😂😂
WOOOO
it's a Uber kind of ad
King at the beginning sounded more sus then when your mom says "were going to get ice cream" then takes you to the dentist-
Sus sus
LMAO
moms do that 💀?
@@777mj .,. Some-
OMGGGG Im so stupid this video just hits different when I found out this was king just from this comment 🤣❤️
“You make me feel like I belong.”
Yeah. You belong…….in my arms~
Notfemalekatsukibakgou
Can we plz talk about that user name and pic
Cause plz ✋🏽😭. 😳🤘🏽
No shoow
~smooth like butter~
Thanks guys 😅😂 never gotten so many likes on a comment before and I literally just came up with it in the moment like- Tysm!
12:36 the laugh 🥺 💕
fangs popping out while kissing?
just vampire things 🧛 ✨
That’s kinda ✨hawt✨ tho
@@izukumidoriya2826 Izuku wat are you doing here i telling Aizawa
@@izukumidoriya2826 hey Midoriya 😙
Wow cosplayers 😃
Well my neck is free real estate
God the vampire ones are so good I swear
I will agree with you they ARE one of the best asmr's they have out there
@@sweetwatcher9012 Ikr!
Yezzzzzz
"Why aren't you scared"
i have a thing for vampires and more specifically dominant people with sharp teeth
Seems we have something in common-
Hn we have something in common indeed we all have this in common
Me: *pulls monsterfucker licence* get ready boi, cuz you're up to a wild ride-
Like kiri................XD
Me though =_=n🤚😁
your content never ceases to be boring, always high quality
I'm sorry but I'm not sure you wrote that right.
Cease basically means stop
I'm sorry if you get offended by this or if it's not your first language.
@@annabananacantelope I believe the comment was sarcastic. That they were *jokingly* complaining about how every video is consistently high quality
@@annabananacantelope i think they meant that the fact that it's boring helps them fall asleep, so it works well
No, but fr ITS SO GOOD!
How does this have so many likes
"Why arnt you scared?"
See Im insane and don't see the difference in humans and "Monster's~"
same
I do - the monsters are the hot ones.
Omg yes
Same
Some humans are way worse ngl
Him: look, I'll leave
Me: excuse me? Get back here! I'm making hot choccy now
Idk why I found this so cute but it is 😭
Can I have one too? 😭
Can I have some? I can help make it (:?
WAIT IM DRINKING CHOCOLATE MILK THO
"Your cooking is amazing!"
Thanks I can only cook cup noodles anyway.
..albedo?
@@xiao-u6g you did not saw me.
albedo????
I can cook tacos,bacon,eggs and that’s it oh and burgers
I can cook a single pasta wait no I just burned my house nvm
"You look so pale"
Me who's normally pale anyway and would probably be straight up white if this actually happened -_-
Me who has been staying in my house for the past year: haha i know
I'm pale and Hispanic
Same
im the only one in my family with pale skin like that lmao
Same. I'm a pale, freckly ginger.
Me: literally laying in my room with the light off with a headache
Him: It's very contagious
*My stomach then proceeding to growl*
Coincidence, I think not
@Wiccan Senpai Introverts/mole people reading this comment: Aren't we all?
@@RuthlessTrash85m- mole people?
I love finding comment sections like this
Him: "human anatomy"
Me: "headache and stomachache."
Ur pfp omfg
6:20 i can’t tell who kissed who first but aw 🥺 💕
We kissed him😙
Depends on how you see it
I would say it's your choice if you want who to kiss who I would say him kissing us and facts about your question you asked him or I don't know
“you look so pale”
oh actually that’s normal i’m surprised i’m not sunburnt honestly
Your not alone
him: THESE FANGS LOOK HIDEOUS
me who think fangs look adorable: 🥺awww
Exactly!
Izuku what are you doing here
@@izukumidoriya2826 WHAT IS YOU DOING HERE IM TELLING AIZAWA!
@@muichirotokito15 SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND LEAVE IZUKU BE
@@temukisajimenez5582 TOO LATE AIZAWA JS ON HIS WAY
"Why aren't you scared of me?"
You see these? 👏 Fangs✨ grew them myself 💅
"im a monster"
Me having pointy teeth and monthly cravings: hah.. same
Same like I mean it
Same
Same
Same-
Same
*"How was ur day?"*
Me : Bad-
*"oH tHaTs gOoD im glad u haD a positiVe daY"*
Me : WhAt-?
edit 1: Holy cow- how did i get this many likes!?
Edit 2: SERIOUSLY- How tf did this get so many likes-
😂😂
I literly said "actually pretty shitty let me tell yo-"
....
"Bitch"
@[Pink_Flames°Rin] same 😃
@@imagrandpazombie oop
Love your pfp 😍
3:10 not the vampire switching up his sick stories 😂
😂😂😂
Him:your blood is amazing
My dumbass brain:yea that's what diabetes does to you
I can't with myself anymore
🤣🤣🤣
Oh hey I’m diabetic as well. With type 1.
Ayo bestie... Just made screenshot.... I can't... I'm dying of laughter 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’m a Type 1 too!
I just laughed, coughed, and choked
idk why but i started laughing at how worried he became when we saw his fangs, I couldn't help it he was being awkward and cute!!
the bite sounds realistic damn
This Vamp Is Very Ignorant In Terms Of Human Culture!
*Grabs Vampys Hand*
“We Are Going To A Museum Buddy!”
"Your putting your hand or my face"
Yeah open up i wanna see whos fangs are sharper
Him: Not only was your blood the tastiest, but it was also the most potent
Me: See mom I told you I never needed to eat my vegetables or drink milk growing up, but did you believe me NoOooOO
🤡🤡🤡🤡
LoL
Him : "I'm such a monster"
Me : No you're not! You're a vampire. Vampire aren't all monsters. You're amazing ok?
YUSSSS
Do you like reptiles :3?
@@YuseiofMicah YUH😩
damon salvatore might also agree
@@YuseiofMicah Depends
@@tofuux *ariana grande vibes*
TH-cam : "Hy-"
me : *all might voice*"I AM HERE"
All might: I AM HERE IN A VERY ACKARD POSITION
Deku: 0_0💧
Bakugou: 0_0
Aizawa: --_0
Insert the principals name: 0_0ahahahhahahah
Us: WHAT THE FU-🤭0_0
Lida: L A N G U E G E!!!!*notices all might*0_0
Everyone: 0_0.
All might: what..? 0_0
@@omayrarodriguezamezaga7035 BAHAHAHHS
Yes
Shiggy: what was that
@@omayrarodriguezamezaga7035 I can confirm this.
Him:I’ll take you to bed so you can rest up
Me: I DONT NEED SLEEP I NEED ANSWERS!
BAZINGA
THE TOAD OF TRUTH
@@avocadocat4641 😂😂😂👏🏼
me, a person with insomnia: Samez
@@avocadocat4641 BAZINGA
when he said “its so sweet” it reminded me of diabolik lovers
Let me guess noya sent you this too
@@warriordemigod HOW DID U-
Lol sugas going to kill him! Let's make a deal we never saw each other
@@warriordemigod yes
Lol I can’t tell whether to be embarrassed or proud that my first anime was Diabolik Lovers-
“-That stops them from feeling them Pierce their neck”
Me, a masochist: Can you just, not do that for me?
Yes 😌
I hate when I read things at the same time he says it....
Why again?
WHY- 😭
real my guy
him: not only is your blood the tastiest but it's also the most potent.
me: **confused anemic noises**
Ok, I'm not gonna lie: This is the best ASMR about vampires if ever seen!!
It’s really hot 😭😭😭
I’m slowly likening vampires a LOT more
🥺
👉🏻👈🏻
I'm sorry but you spelt something wrong
Most people: don't cry or I'll cry
Me: don't cry or I'll start laughing
Edit: omg so many likes
THIS especially if they cry ugly
BAHAHAHHAHAHA
Mood
@@izukumidoriya1594 … aren’t you the first to start crying?
F a q s
My heart got sad when he called himself a monster! 😢😢😢
"You're so perceptive"
well actually I'm really dumb and oblivious, you're just a bad liar cutie 😂 better luck next time
This is a new take off the concessionaires, I’m excited to see what you do with it 🤗
I reallyyyyy hope you enjoy it! 👉🏻👈🏻
@@HydroKingVA I have no idea how I missed replying to this! Oops I meant confessions pfft. Anyway yeah it was amazing and lovely as always 😆💕
*about to go to sleep but see's this notification*
Welp, my sleep schedule's already destroyed anyways
This one was some high quality vampire va
'ur different'
yes i am so ✨qUiRkY✨
“You look so pale right now.”
Dude I always look pale I might even be a vampire at this point-
Im as white as a white crayon ✨
Honestly same
Today was a rough day and am saving this for a peaceful night
Awwwhh I hope tomorrow is better for you! Thank you so so much 💜
Him: you look really pale...
Me: Laughs in carrier for anemia and has thalacimia.
(Basically smaller blood cells and part of the makeup for someone with not enough red blood cells)
Me: Everybody thinks I'ma kill someone
Him: you have such a positive affect on everyone
Me:Did you not hear what I just said
Him: “You look pale”
African Americans: *Wha-* 😃
Me: But I’m Tan 😟
My mixed ass looking at myself like "Bitch WHERE"
@@daveofguy6653 😂
He is a vampire and he asked why I'm pail
me:YOU ARE A VAMPIRE,people these days,I MEAN VAMPIRES
My vampire white self: yeah i get that a LOT......thanks for stating the obvious
I'm pale in general so..... Yeah
15:40 - That gave me the good shivers in my neck, back, and shoulders 🥴🤤
I have a playlist full of these, but yours are always my fave^^ British accents get me simping every time- good job!
Now this is some great content to wake up to
Mom walks in while he kisses me*
Me: it ain't pausing
My mom literally joined Me and watched this~
👁👄👁
WHAT
Omg noooo
Dude your mum is a legend
Can I borrow your mom for a while 🌚😂💔
My mom is right near me right now,all she gotta do is take my eadphones 🤤😫
He: why are you looking at my mo- OH GOD
me: * starts laughing for no reson *
He: I didn't, did I?
me: * laugh more * oh calm down you little vampire
I was watching this and I got an add at a HORRIBLE time
"No.. no i can't do that to you-"
"Get your degree now at Perdue-"
Same :( I don't know if it's up to the creator anymore but if so, please don't put ads in the middle of this. I got three spots interrupting. Horrible for asmr!
A good way to get rid of the ads are to go to the very end of the video and then hit replay. It normally works and it gets rid of all the ads just wanted to let you know! :D
PFFFT SAME MINE WENT LIKE:
“Shit shit shit I’m so sorr-“
“YOUR POO STINKS”
“And I love y-”
“WRITING IS NOT THAT EASY..BUT GRAMMERLY CAN HELP!”
@@raghadd720 PLEASEEEE
"Sitting in the dark really helps!"
Me, who also gets migraines: Understandable have a nice day. Also drink some water, have a simple snack food like cheese or crackers nearby, and lay down.
I can't even lie, even in real life my first concern would probably be if you didn't like my cooking. Gotta love my constant need for validation.
I read this perfect timing he said it right as i read this
Lmao
So he said “YOUR BLOOD IS THE
MOST AMAZING BLOOD IVE EVER TASTED”
to basically all of us which means
All of us have amazing blood✨
*And also he drank a lot of blood since it included all of our ugly necks...*
Me and my ugly neck 🙂😗✌️
Relatable 😌
🤭us with our fugly neck
@@catboixx2064 AHAHAHA👻👹
My standards: 📈📈📈📈📈📈
" i can be quite charming... When I want to be~ "
Bro my heart skipped a beat 😳😵
Me who has had migraines since I was 8: ok... That was a weird interaction let's move on
Ahhhh yes another video to feed my Vampire kink👀🤌🏻
Oop
@@izukumidoriya2826 MIDORIYA? 🤨🤨🤨🤨
@@izukumidoriya2826 child?! What are you doing here
God thank you for guys like him that exist you’ve made angels 🥲😮💨
Him:So how was work?
Me:Oh, as usual, my boss complained that I accidentally spilled coffee on my paperwork and the-
Him:Oh that’s great!
Me:I…👁👄👁
Should I go sleep? It's 2 am but might as well enjoy this MY BELOVED KING thank u for posting💞💖
I feel completely different now
0:18 When your coworker who you forgot the name of says hello to you
Nobody:
Me: Just sitting in my pitch black bedroom, eating dark side skittles, listening to ASMR, talking to myself and making weird facial expressions
(Totally like a normal human being.)
._. "
yes😃 very normal😃
Yeah I agree
Aw yes normal😌
A whole mood
I thought this was normal😂😶
I love ur vids idk they just seem so comforting to me and I be having hard times and whenever I can I listen to ur audio so don't ever stop what u do cuz ur awesome just by listening to ur audios calms me and helps me since I don't really have much people for comfort so I just use x listener audios because it just makes me feel loved even if it's just a non-realistic character..heh but keep doing what u doin dude cause someone's and a bunch a other people are rootin' for ya ❤️
That warms my heart and I’m beyond grateful you enjoy my audios and they’ve helped you in some way! I’m rooting for you to dude so take good care of yourself and I wish you all the best in life! Thank you! 💜
@@HydroKingVA no prob I got chu
😎👌 And thank you ☺️
“how was your day”
me: i broke my S/H streak
"oH tHaTs gOoD im glad u haD a positiVe daY"
me: wHaT?
omg im so sorry im still proud of you for trying thank you
@@marmaemaruloer3420 thank you :)
*muah* you're doing amazing keep going you're doing a fantastic job ❤
YES. I AM BLESSEDDDDDDDDDD
Yay it's a vampire video I am so happy
*him talking about "human food"*
Me getting a Barilla pasta Ad right after it.💀
Safe to say that our Hydro king is more than hydrated👁👄👁
This is
.......
Incredibly hot 😶 like wtf
*me neck do be free real estate huh?*
I think I've fell in love with the art... Also, wonderful video!
his name is ichiro yamada if you wanna see more art of him 😩😩😩
sorry for my fangirling i'm just a huge simp for ichiro 😌
@@sophiabates9783 I now have another character I can look for fanart of, thanks
@@Silver-LunaOCSyren just the whole hypnosis mic cast is *mwah* if you run out of ichiro fan arts glad i could help 😊
these ASMR vifs are giving me story ideas and I make myself suffer even more by drawing and wanting to turn poetry into art
Him:"MIGRAINE!"
Me: "HÛÑGÊR"
What a lovely and sweet voice^^
6:21
14:15
15:17
16:58
17:06 Ahmnnn!
17:32 Ahmnn! Part 2
18:46
Your audios are like me buying new video games every week…you try it out for one day thinking you won’t like but after trying it more and more you get obsessed
I don’t know how to describe the feeling I feel when I listen to your audios but All I know it’s a wonderful feeling
This is why i wear hoodies, long necks, and clothing that covers-
Please answer me one question.
How in the fuck do you *wear* a neck????
@@daveofguy6653 XD you know sweaters with long necks right?? those- XD
@@Aurii.2222 ohhh. Yeah that makes a lot more sense. Forgive me i am very stoopid.
@@daveofguy6653 Nono i see the intention XD its completely fine-
I'm listening to this in a Walmart driveway.....
I'M WAITING IN THE CAR FOR MY SISTER A JQIQOQOQ 😭
@@barbarathenurse5886 XD XD XD CD LOL 😂
Driveway? You mean parking lot?
I was so confused then finally figured it out. Lol
@@brennyneverson4007 sorry my English sucks, I have brain farts every now and then.
"i've never tasted anything like your blood"
Oh why thank you no one has never said that to me your so sweet
Vampire dude: I can't drink your blood!!
Me: Yes, you can.
Vampire dude: No!
Also Me: You wanna hear it in Russian!?
Another Me: Da!
Wowwww funny 😑
Or Spanish
Si!
Or german!- Ja
Homeboy acting kinda sus, he's sounding just like a vampire 🤦🏼♀️
Edit: who would've guessed
12:00 YASSSSS,,,STAN THIS VAMPIRE💙💙💙😌😌😌
him : why are you showing me your neck?
me : because I trust you and my body language is expressing that by exposing the more ,ugh what's the word, fatal injury areas like the neck because I let my guard down around you because as I said trust. Oh yeah, and because how else am I Supposed tO TILT MY HEAD STUPID!!!!
him:how was your day?
me:i have been sleeping basically the whole day
him:thats good
me in my head:finally someone who think sleeping the whole day is a good idea
Ikr
‘Your cooking is amazing..’
* Me who burns everything *
Also me: *thanks.*
Relatable
My stomach was making hungry sounds when he said he was hungry at blood 💯
I love your profile picture
@@anangelnamedcecil4958 Thanks
I swear I'm falling in love with this guy's voice 😩😩
him : anyone else would have
Me: I'M~ NoT~lIkE~oThEr~ GiRlS~~~!
THE ACCENT IS JUST MWAH👌✨