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31:27 the funniest thing about this was that Nick got the rich star by 5 coins and the slowpoke star by 1 step. Him rolling that one right before the star literally destroyed sophists chances of not coming last. Edit: actually if sophist didn’t use his chomp call. Nick would’ve used his double dice saving Sophist from getting last. If he actually listened to Nick he would’ve been third.
I’ve figured it out - every time Brent screams YOU PICK WAAAAARIOOOO at the start of the video, he’s placing a blessing on himself to get first and a curse on Eevee to get last.
In case you don't know how Brent always wins Snow Whirled, if you put your hand in your shirt and rotate that way, it slides across the buttons on the controller making it MUCH easier to score.
SPOILER WARNING! The ending sequence of this game is hilarious. Brent accidentally getting Bowser Revolution, causing Eevee to give up trying to screw over Brent, making him instead target Nick with the Chomp Call, and then after Nick getting the two Bonus Stars, the revelation that Eevee indirectly screwed Nick from getting first place. The domino effect in full force there LMAO
Idk how to describe, but this Mario Party video felt oddly tame. It was somewhat relaxing. 90% of the toxicity in this video comes solely from Sophist lmao.
I think a lot of their problem with chance time would be solved by just adding the rules: 1- wait at least 1 second before the first jump; 2- no looking at the screen in chance time
nick's new snow whirled tech scares me, he finally could maybe, just maybe be a rival to brent him beating brent in snow whirled will be the most replayed moment of mario party history i swear
11:59 Brent just quoted a song from Cinderella, by which I mean the rock band!!! There’s actually a line in one of their songs where they say “The more things change, the more they stay the same.”
As a fan of the party crashers, you are literally the most funny and interesting member of all them... Coz you have a hilarious sense of humor than the rest, that's why you are my favorite party crasher of all the time
So, since i felt like it, im gonna try to give you your answer to the question at 28:05: Barely, just barely, the custom dice (on average) will be the better to get to the boo, here's why: Since the idea is to get to boo as fast as possible using the current sign patterns (27:37 for reference), the Custom Dice would get you there faster. Using the Custom dice to get to woody is effectively removing rng from your roll(s), since you're guaranteeing a 6 (to reach the furthest possible woody space from where sophist is standing), THEN getting the woody dice roll, you would move a total of 11 spaces (on average, which an average roll would be a 5 on the woody dice), as opposed to if you used a double dice and rolled 2 5's, which you would get 10 spaces (on average), but no woody roll. You then use the opposite item on the following turn and the custom dice + woody roll would be 1 space further on average than using double dice on average. Or if you want to look at it another way: Using custom dice before double dice is better odds because you get to set 1 of those double dice rolls to a 6 (doing custom + woodie is effectively using double dice but you get to set 1 of the rolls to a 6). So in order for the double dice to meet your custom dice + woody's best roll they need to roll a 16 minimum to just go as far as you in 1 turn. TL;DR: Custom is better on average, Doubles is better if youre lucky. You're welcome.
Honestly Sophist schemes reminds me of “Mr.Dastardly” from Wacky Races, where he’s always scheming to get his win, but he never succeeds in doing so, maybe one day, Sophist can win these.
Super Mario Party Jamboree is already revealed and when its out these guys will still make fun and silly challenges in Superstars. *_That's why i love these 4_* 2:18 Also as someone who's birthday is in December i can agree that i'm also the last one to roll a dice in Mario Party, thank you Nick.👍🏻
0:45 just from the use of this image alone, I just want to see you play evil genius. And honestly I feel like with the amount of goofiness there is, I think it would fit right in with you
Going to say this now. Mario party 1. The items in question are always random. They have special dice, which you can purchase in the shop. Active them, and they randomly appear on the maps. So, yes, Mario party in a sense, has random items.
Sophist, in a doof impression: “WITH MY MARIO PARTY ITEM RANDOMIZERINATOR, I WILL BE CROWNED THE SUPER STAR AND RULE OVER THE TRISTATE AREA, AND THEN THE WORLD”
16:49 to 17:53 the in game footage is de-synched with the in game audio, and it’s driving me crazy. Maybe it’s just because I’m an editor who just notices these things. EDIT: it happens *again* at 27:54
Oh my god Sophist really put the HALO weapon into the Shop in the intro haha! It truly is the best item for every Szenario! Got a problem? You can try shooting your way through as a change for once haha!
2:18 I don't think Nick realises the true power of having one's birthday in December. My birthday is so close to Christmas that I can say I'm getting DOUBLE THE CHRISTMAS PRESENTS!!! MUHAHAHAHAHA!!! Now... All I have to do is wait... Any day now, Christmas will arrive... Any moment now... Any-
These mfers don’t recognize the power of going last and I’m sick of it. As the person going last. You get the final say in the game. And sometimes… that’s all that matters.
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Sophist try not to get a sponsor challenge (impossible)
@Sophist bring back your plush, I was too poor to get one then and now I got the income now 😎🫶
I wonder what if you got your new flavor what would you call it and what would it taste like?
@@pablomendez4136 definitely green screen car crash
@@Sophistnaw ur flavor would be "to the suprise of who might i ask?" Or "insert mr krabs face"
Sophist will not rest until Mario Party is pure RNG and no skill is needed
And he’ll still end up in last, anyway.
Because nothing good ever happens to Eevee.
@@TCStink3and brent will win
Because nothing bad ever happens to brent
@@StusheepAnd Nick will still be toxic
just wait till he combines this with the magic conch, the result will truly be the most skill based game of MP they have ever played
@@tyquil825And Vern will still perfectly rotate.
When I heard “items are randomized” I thought they modded the game, but it’s just a Sophist budget video using a number generator
I thought they were going to play Party Project, where you can actually randomise the shop items.
And him getting last wasn't surprising at all. And I feel this was karma for him trying to concur the world...again.😂
31:27 the funniest thing about this was that Nick got the rich star by 5 coins and the slowpoke star by 1 step. Him rolling that one right before the star literally destroyed sophists chances of not coming last.
Edit: actually if sophist didn’t use his chomp call. Nick would’ve used his double dice saving Sophist from getting last. If he actually listened to Nick he would’ve been third.
It's tragedy I tell you
Bro Cannot Beat the a lucky Allegations
it is as fate intended.
I’ve figured it out - every time Brent screams YOU PICK WAAAAARIOOOO at the start of the video, he’s placing a blessing on himself to get first and a curse on Eevee to get last.
In case you don't know how Brent always wins Snow Whirled, if you put your hand in your shirt and rotate that way, it slides across the buttons on the controller making it MUCH easier to score.
0:50 Wait, he's right. "Sophist" is an anagram for "shit post". Not exactly though, Sophist needs one more "T"
“Shitpos”
Shit/pos
@@s0me_Weirdo shit pose
shipost
Sotphist
Calling it now, Sophist is gonna make a Mario Party video
CORRECT
🤯
OMG YOU COULD BE RIGHT
THEN YOU WOULD BE CORRECT
“What do I win?”
3:32 that NOOO was from the depths of hell
Sophist: Makes a funny Gimic
Vernias: Tries to find a loophole in the gimic
SPOILER WARNING!
The ending sequence of this game is hilarious. Brent accidentally getting Bowser Revolution, causing Eevee to give up trying to screw over Brent, making him instead target Nick with the Chomp Call, and then after Nick getting the two Bonus Stars, the revelation that Eevee indirectly screwed Nick from getting first place. The domino effect in full force there LMAO
3:17 Vernias definitely doesn’t know how to do math.🤣
"Vernias definitly doesn't know how to do math"
-TCNicolás3
Sophist should've had a rule where if you get too many items, you have to toss an item you didn't buy randomly
Idk how to describe, but this Mario Party video felt oddly tame. It was somewhat relaxing.
90% of the toxicity in this video comes solely from Sophist lmao.
A Mario Party with random items could lead to hilarious and unexpected moments.
6:07 not gonna lie I laughed not because of the joke, but because the editor put a picture of Messi, which caught me by surprise
6:12 the editor interaction to 😂
I think a lot of their problem with chance time would be solved by just adding the rules: 1- wait at least 1 second before the first jump; 2- no looking at the screen in chance time
Sophist doesn't want Brent to win, but he doesn't want the person who hss the best chance of beating Brent to win.
26:33 Vern basically got his coins stolen from a hidden block lmao.
26:22 Brent calling that was hilarious! 🤣
4:36 when you said if you won the paths of peril and turns out it never happen until you actually got a win which is insane
12:12 how is there not an eevee gremlin noises montage yet?
The moment when Nick tried his neww tech at the snow board minigame felt like the avengers part when cap America almost lifts the hammer lol
12:29 "It's all Nick's Fault" in what universe, Vernias??? 😂😂
I think you meant 13:29
13:29 I need Vernias to write a 500-word essay on how that was Nick's fault right now.
13:23 Nick screams so loud you could hear him from space!
2:18 jeez nick you didnt need to target me like that :(
3:08 Brent.exe has stopped working
12:13 I think I heard sophist going into a rabid state, dude got a temporary nonlethal rabies shot from somewhere right when that number hit
nick's new snow whirled tech scares me, he finally could maybe, just maybe be a rival to brent
him beating brent in snow whirled will be the most replayed moment of mario party history i swear
12:12 is basically when you put baby powder on the baby’s face because your blind and your friend is a laughingstock
2:21 as someone whose birthday is on December 30 it kinda hurts
As a december kid too i feel you
As another December boi, It pains me.
Same here December 7
AGH! WHY MUST I FEEL THIS PAIN!?!?!?
December 18th
0:03 Wait a minute, I recognize the pose and expression of that Sophist PNG
That's the Marcy stab, isn't it
STOP
REMINDING
ME
OF
THAT
HORRIBLE
SCENE
@@leventelaki881Don’t even get me started about how much whiplash they give you in the very next episode.
2:19 Christ Nick, my sister didnt have to catch a stray like that.
12:31 Why is Eevee mocking others so hilarious XD?
11:59 Brent just quoted a song from Cinderella, by which I mean the rock band!!! There’s actually a line in one of their songs where they say “The more things change, the more they stay the same.”
Oh my Zeus. I never realized that Sophist is one t away from Shitpost.
12:13 sophist after choking on his tortilla chips
A lot of Mario Party? Understatement of the century
10:28: I love how Nick reverses the nerd allegations by asking Vern to answer his question
8:33 Quite possibly the realest thing Eevee has ever said basically ever. 🗣
Watch Sophist finally get a win streak in Mario Party Jamboree this October after all this terrible bad luck.
It would be a blessing for the Sophisticated Society
1:07 “That one’s my favorite”
I wonder why.
@@Vyntage-ZT she thicc
@@RealUltimabloke valid response have a good day
This is just Mario Party 5 with extra steps...
And I love it, you think I love MP5 cause it's fucking FAIR?! LIFE AIN'T FAIR!
I like how Brent is the one always yelling but Sophist is the one who losses his voice
As a fan of the party crashers, you are literally the most funny and interesting member of all them... Coz you have a hilarious sense of humor than the rest, that's why you are my favorite party crasher of all the time
12:32 the editing made me die of laughter (I was wheezing)
So, since i felt like it, im gonna try to give you your answer to the question at 28:05:
Barely, just barely, the custom dice (on average) will be the better to get to the boo, here's why:
Since the idea is to get to boo as fast as possible using the current sign patterns (27:37 for reference), the Custom Dice would get you there faster.
Using the Custom dice to get to woody is effectively removing rng from your roll(s), since you're guaranteeing a 6 (to reach the furthest possible woody space from where sophist is standing), THEN getting the woody dice roll, you would move a total of 11 spaces (on average, which an average roll would be a 5 on the woody dice), as opposed to if you used a double dice and rolled 2 5's, which you would get 10 spaces (on average), but no woody roll. You then use the opposite item on the following turn and the custom dice + woody roll would be 1 space further on average than using double dice on average.
Or if you want to look at it another way:
Using custom dice before double dice is better odds because you get to set 1 of those double dice rolls to a 6 (doing custom + woodie is effectively using double dice but you get to set 1 of the rolls to a 6). So in order for the double dice to meet your custom dice + woody's best roll they need to roll a 16 minimum to just go as far as you in 1 turn.
TL;DR: Custom is better on average, Doubles is better if youre lucky. You're welcome.
2:19 As someone who’s birthday is in December and literally near the end of December I can confirm these two similarities are the same feeling
Sophist: *Refuses to play abusing the Most Effective Tactics Available*
Also Sophist: "Why am I losing?"
“It sure is nice being in 3rd place in Woody Woods”
Bowser Space: “Hi Squidward”
0:42 the casoh flavor my favorite
2:24 as a December birthday haver, Nick is so true for that.
The editor punching Sophist made me laugh so hard. I never expected that.
0:54 I hear good is pretty good 👀
Honestly Sophist schemes reminds me of “Mr.Dastardly” from Wacky Races, where he’s always scheming to get his win, but he never succeeds in doing so, maybe one day, Sophist can win these.
You’re right with these similarities and don’t forget to mention his avatar’s appearance can also look like him
Honey, new Sophist Mario party video, wake up.
This gimmick was formed out of spite of the custom dice.
2:19 That's gotta suck hard, especially if it's close to christmas.
PFFFT my alarm went off EXACTLY when Brent went "You pick WA-" and I thought it was an edit at first 😂
2:24 Nick really showed when I was born in
I wonder what Vernias is going to do to those birdo figurines 🤨
6:07 Nice
i love how sophist cant stop posting mario party, like its his job!🤣
Super Mario Party Jamboree is already revealed and when its out these guys will still make fun and silly challenges in Superstars.
*_That's why i love these 4_*
2:18 Also as someone who's birthday is in December i can agree that i'm also the last one to roll a dice in Mario Party, thank you Nick.👍🏻
0:45 just from the use of this image alone, I just want to see you play evil genius. And honestly I feel like with the amount of goofiness there is, I think it would fit right in with you
i honestly love it when you win sophist because you are the one who deserves it the most
The Vernation Crucifixion 1:58
12:12 sophist turns into a slug in real time
12:12 to the surprise of nobody
14:25 This is the moment that brent knew, he had an opponent capable of beating him.
2:23 what Nick said hits hard for me since my birthday is on January
This is the most sophist idea ever
Now play all mario parties back to back. A supercut of Mario Party
Also the "two star spaces with the chomp call" bit at the end was so hype. Hope your voice gets/got better
2:19 Nick, as someone who has a bithday in December, i can relate to having some ass luck
Sophist
Shopist
Shiopst
Shitops
*Shitpos*
All he's gotta do is change his name to Stophist
Video idea: if you guess my credit card number, the funny number with a slash in the middle and the 3 numbers on the back 10 pizzafaces kill me
3:16 "Vernias definitely doesn't know how to do math"
Going to say this now. Mario party 1. The items in question are always random. They have special dice, which you can purchase in the shop. Active them, and they randomly appear on the maps. So, yes, Mario party in a sense, has random items.
Hey Sophist!
I have just one silly question.
Have you ever casted a thunder spell on a little girl?
I was today years old when I realised that "Sophist" was almost an anagram of "Sh¡tpost"
1:05 AYYYOOO
I saw a part of vern streem and i was just waiting 4 the video 2 come out and FINALLY IT DID
Hey that 2 like better then usual
Sophist, in a doof impression: “WITH MY MARIO PARTY ITEM RANDOMIZERINATOR, I WILL BE CROWNED THE SUPER STAR AND RULE OVER THE TRISTATE AREA, AND THEN THE WORLD”
The Sophist Suphering continues.
2:19 as a December kid, this resonated with me
16:49 to 17:53 the in game footage is de-synched with the in game audio, and it’s driving me crazy.
Maybe it’s just because I’m an editor who just notices these things.
EDIT: it happens *again* at 27:54
Something which could make this funnier: During item mini games, players must be blind
sophist stocks are in the ground i can't remember the last time he won
Oh my god Sophist really put the HALO weapon into the Shop in the intro haha! It truly is the best item for every Szenario! Got a problem? You can try shooting your way through as a change for once haha!
Every time I heard TCNick3 say Daisy, I did Brent’s sock puppet Daisy thing
Speaking of which, insert Nick yelling stop afterwards and laughing if your throat hurts
the party crashers would make an AMAZING variant to the impractical jokers tbh
2:22 Hey that's me.
Wait...
When you gotta toss an item, it should be a 1-4 dice roll.
When it's the barrel item game, it should be a 1-6 dice roll.
".07 seconds..."
"Vernias definitely doesn't know how to do math."
2:18 I don't think Nick realises the true power of having one's birthday in December. My birthday is so close to Christmas that I can say I'm getting DOUBLE THE CHRISTMAS PRESENTS!!! MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Now... All I have to do is wait... Any day now, Christmas will arrive... Any moment now... Any-
These mfers don’t recognize the power of going last and I’m sick of it. As the person going last. You get the final say in the game. And sometimes… that’s all that matters.
I hope you and the others play ‘Super Mario Party Jamborre’.
Another Mario party video! Nobody could have saw it coming
“Shit posting is literally in my name”
Me: lol…. Wait a second 😮
Sophist = SopHIsT -> shit + sOPhiST -> opst -> post