yeah, he reacently watched a video called "why thumbnails suck now" on stream, and now he is trying the whoa and oh method that was taught in that video
I know right! I think he looks really attractive! Plus he's got an english accent, us american girls LOVE english accents!! Also I was kinda shocked at just how ... well in my opinion anyway, unattractive the model looks! And then seeing him with his shirt off with the Syrian psycho ... man his chest looks so weird with his bones exposed like that!!! When I normally find dudes on the smaller skinnier side waaay more attractive than all those ridiculously buffed up dudes **barf** lol anyway!! Just my opinions lol
Cheek fat removal is normal and it doesn’t give that look, what he has probably done is remove the actual muscle and not only the fat (I know this because im doing my residency in plastic surgery)
I hate the internet for the sole reason of making us forget what normal people look like. your jawline is fine, pyro, you looklike a regular human being
People like that look like like the result of excessive inbreeding. Like a human version of a pug. I don't get how some people see that as conventionally attractive
there is a reply to one of the comments that is just "I eat the cotton candy from my walls and" and the guy never finishes it , that has to be peak comedy.
Type me to but I don't really play killer so I pick Meg and ace if I would play hunter maybe "the unknown" but those purple shards take such time to get im at 1000 now and the best perks are the crossover ones which is money only even for 2 im iffy on buying them do you have any preferences or kits I should get
It is literally so easy to be a sigma: Step 1: have a scientist intelligent enough to develop a robot with free will Step 2: dantdm Step 3: from the sleep 😴 to the king 👑 to tge thing 😮 to the ping thats my guin 🐧 everyday bro
a man should not be judged by the strength of his jawline but by the strength of his character, that's what i think if nothing else your friendships will last longer that way
6:50 Another thing to note other than lighting is that a man's beard contributes alot on making the shape of the face more pronounced. There's a sht ton of videos showing dads straight up changing into a different person after they shaved off their beard.
7:01 Pyro's lighting setup is really funny to me because it reminds me of that one screenshot of David Martinez from Cyberpunk where he has a thousand yard stare
There is Starship Troopers levels of reading American Psycho wrong, unironically becoming what the movie is parodying very obviously and falling into the exact same pits. Slop it up.
Bro has a really good point though yall. I was as a kid and went through some shit I hope no other one gotta go through in life stuff im not getting to deep into in a TH-cam comment. But being 21 now and seeing how easy it is to forget and slip on your health at an age like this especially with how convenient everything is it’s aweful. Take care of yourselves your body’s are temples, it’s too easy to mistake your health for unimportant for a few years while your younger not thinking about the effects they’ll have on you later in life. and enjoy your time on this earth. Life is a struggle but what’s a struggle without the reward at the end??
unironically I have a friend who refuses to put themselves out there and look for relationships because he is too insecure with how he looks because of the way others look online knowing he will never look like them. He keeps trying to achieve similar looks to them and it doesn't work and it is mentally degrading him and his confidence. For context, he is almost 30 now and still refuses to try because he is not good enough yet, despite he looks completely normal and fine as a person.
Just want to say that the man who invented mewing is named John Mew and he flies ww2 planes, does formula 1 racing, and lives in a recreation moated castle that he build. He even has a son named michael mew. You can not make any of this up hes the true mogger, the real sigma
"They had a sigma mog off and it led the King of Lookmaxxing to believe he has been recrowned" that is such a horrendous string of words. Please. Never again.
As a bodybuilder I can confirm that 90% of what you see is lighting. Lighting is everything. Some lifters will use a gym just because of the lighting that it has.
The bills cannot be this high, Pyro 😭
howdy neighbor
Bills? No.
Commission prices? Yes.
his commissions won't buy themselves
tax fraud is an expensive thing, sorry
Should be fine with all the money ida got from scamming people
"they had a sigma mog off" yea i think ill kms now
I eat the cotton candy from my walls and
Make enough Kool-Aid for me as well 😂😂😂
Bro, you're just a ####### beta.
@@Beanzops and what? please tell me I need to know
@@Beanzopsand???
inflationmaxxing
beat me to it ffs
fuck you i just made the exact same comment 15 minutes too late
and you dont seem to understand
Furryflationmaxxing
I bet you like weezer
"Fat removal" or what I like to call it: Pyro wiping his hard drive
Haha nice one
Omg 10/10
Holy fuck I haven’t laughed like that in weeks
lmao finally a good fucking pyro joke at last
So guys we did it, we hit peak slop
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slopmaxxing
He needs to go back to making MLG
bro changed both the title and thumbnail of this video 3 times and it hasnt even been 2 hours 💀
"How To Become Sigma"
"Instane Looksmaxxing Situation"
"I Feel Bad For Him..."
"I Started Mewing..."
What were the previous titles lol.
@@qaterdargon4041 Befor it was "the mog king" with jordan barret face in the thumbnail
yeah, he reacently watched a video called "why thumbnails suck now" on stream, and now he is trying the whoa and oh method that was taught in that video
gotta keep bumping the slop
Pyro saying he has a weak jawline while looking like a regular guy is crazy.
I know right! I think he looks really attractive! Plus he's got an english accent, us american girls LOVE english accents!! Also I was kinda shocked at just how ... well in my opinion anyway, unattractive the model looks! And then seeing him with his shirt off with the Syrian psycho ... man his chest looks so weird with his bones exposed like that!!! When I normally find dudes on the smaller skinnier side waaay more attractive than all those ridiculously buffed up dudes **barf** lol anyway!! Just my opinions lol
right
I feel the same way but others have said I have a normal jawline so I think this is actually a form of body dysmorphia
The consequences of being made fun of by chst 24/7
nah he has an industrial face definitely not normal, but the “new normal” in todays society.
DO NOT! and I mean, DO NOT get the cheek fat removal, that shit will turbo age a person in the long run.
Silence, my potential chiseled jawline will not be withheld from your gatekeep.
@@5mowFa11😂
Cheek fat removal is normal and it doesn’t give that look, what he has probably done is remove the actual muscle and not only the fat
(I know this because im doing my residency in plastic surgery)
Bro's trying to stop others from being able to mog him
3:39 “Do i think capitalism is bad? I used to but now i have money” i passed away dying
"the looks maxxing situation is insane"
Ain't that a Skibidi in the toilet.
was that the title before it was changed?
Typical slop
7th videos, 1 shirt. This man is on a roll.
wash maxing has not been achieved yet
bro is smellymaxxing
You unironically said all of these words. For over 20minutes
The video starts at 0:14 seconds if any1 was wondering
wtf are you taking about? It starts at 18:12 unc
You meen thr jump scare starts at 0:14
Nuh uh the vid starts at 0:00
It's okay Pyro. Your competition used to be Leafy and your jawline is way better.
"Now they had a sigma mog off" Give me the rope vro
furry suit prices must be on the rise
Pyro explains what looksmaxxing is for 20 minutes and 7 seconds
I hate the internet for the sole reason of making us forget what normal people look like. your jawline is fine, pyro, you looklike a regular human being
3:00no one thinks this looks good.
People like that look like like the result of excessive inbreeding. Like a human version of a pug. I don't get how some people see that as conventionally attractive
6:20 bro just went through puberty (grew facial hair, lost hairline) and people call it a glow up xD
there is a reply to one of the comments that is just "I eat the cotton candy from my walls and" and the guy never finishes it , that has to be peak comedy.
"is it over" when bro literally looks normal 😭
Who is bro, are you talking about this beautiful woman?
I just watched the video about Utopia, and this is the first video I saw after I went back to youtube's home page, the duality of this man is crazy
0:52 you can hear the pain in his voice
Not because he got mogged but the reality of the situation to be clear
cant wait for pyro to do the 2 steps ahead bit where he leaves for 3 years coming back with a fully chiseled jaw line.
"How to become sigma"
Pyro u need some of that 😂
pyro never fails to fill me up with his slop
"better take care of yourself now", alright, Andy lord, am killin' ma self 😭😭😭😭
Minecraft but I survive Looks maxing civilisation
Evil pyro live be like: I've started up a second channel full of twitch highlights
18:46 Hey, that's me! I play Dead by Daylight on console. I'm a Dwight and Wraith Main
Type me to but I don't really play killer so I pick Meg and ace if I would play hunter maybe "the unknown" but those purple shards take such time to get im at 1000 now and the best perks are the crossover ones which is money only even for 2 im iffy on buying them do you have any preferences or kits I should get
It is literally so easy to be a sigma:
Step 1: have a scientist intelligent enough to develop a robot with free will
Step 2: dantdm
Step 3: from the sleep 😴 to the king 👑 to tge thing 😮 to the ping thats my guin 🐧 everyday bro
7:29 you've gave her example atleast twice now, once before like 3 years ago
a man should not be judged by the strength of his jawline but by the strength of his character, that's what i think
if nothing else your friendships will last longer that way
I like these sorts of videos. not drama just some fun stuff
Sharks are born.
Not made.
sharks?
@@xyklapse Metaphor for Chads
just be rich and get two billion different kinds of cosmetic surgeries, bro!
6:50 Another thing to note other than lighting is that a man's beard contributes alot on making the shape of the face more pronounced. There's a sht ton of videos showing dads straight up changing into a different person after they shaved off their beard.
This is the single best video I’ve seen from the slop channel, thank you pyro 😭😭🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
Looks maxing seems an awfully lot like puberty
puberty, skin care, less face fat from working out
the real looksmaxxing is hardmaxxing.
5:23 Pyro says it so much I'm starting to think he just likes how "sausage fest" sounds
Literally Zoolander and Hansel irl lmfao
7:01 Pyro's lighting setup is really funny to me because it reminds me of that one screenshot of David Martinez from Cyberpunk where he has a thousand yard stare
The bills might be high asf
So is pyro 😭🙏
The thumbnail is peak fiction 🗣️🔥🔥
Bro was STRETCHING the video lenght
HOLY SHIT i just opened youtube, this is the earliest i have been to a pyro
4 TITLE CHANGES 3 THUMBNAILS SECOND CHANNEL IS COOKED
Three thumbnails in two hours, Pyro has been mogged by the algorithm. It's completely over.
holy shit, the demi lovato picture almost killed me 💀
'you are my sunshine' ahh
There is Starship Troopers levels of reading American Psycho wrong, unironically becoming what the movie is parodying very obviously and falling into the exact same pits.
Slop it up.
Changed title 3 times already. Strong reek of desperation.
Pyro is freakmaxxing
Bro has a really good point though yall. I was as a kid and went through some shit I hope no other one gotta go through in life stuff im not getting to deep into in a TH-cam comment. But being 21 now and seeing how easy it is to forget and slip on your health at an age like this especially with how convenient everything is it’s aweful. Take care of yourselves your body’s are temples, it’s too easy to mistake your health for unimportant for a few years while your younger not thinking about the effects they’ll have on you later in life. and enjoy your time on this earth. Life is a struggle but what’s a struggle without the reward at the end??
Pyro when he's in a yapping competition and his opponent is Pyro
always wanted pyro to tell me how to be sigma
original video title: How to become sigma
changed title: The Mog King
thanks for bringing back fanart feature.
I'm glad that pyro is mewing so he can hide his worsen hairline.
"The looksmaxxing just doesn't end..."
The brainrot jargon used unironically in this video made me want to touch grass. Thanks Pyro.
A guide Pyro certainly is gonna take, he needs that sigma look to maximize the slop.
16:53 Pyro you are sick
BETRAYAL! (may dads disappointment be up on you ) 16:55
“Woman talking, woman be quiet” 😭
Original title was "How to become sigma"
Pyro said "It's so over" so many times I'm starting to believe it's all over 😭
unironically I have a friend who refuses to put themselves out there and look for relationships because he is too insecure with how he looks because of the way others look online knowing he will never look like them. He keeps trying to achieve similar looks to them and it doesn't work and it is mentally degrading him and his confidence. For context, he is almost 30 now and still refuses to try because he is not good enough yet, despite he looks completely normal and fine as a person.
Finally! A different title than “The Scrimblo situation is absurd”
know i can never look happily in a mirror again because i watch pyro live
"2 big characters in the mogging scene" yeah, I think I'll end it all tonight
the more square your jaw, the more you become lord farquaad
03:00 me looking at pyro casplays
As someone that is in a multi media class, he is right about lighting
Just want to say that the man who invented mewing is named John Mew and he flies ww2 planes, does formula 1 racing, and lives in a recreation moated castle that he build. He even has a son named michael mew. You can not make any of this up hes the true mogger, the real sigma
He brought the custom art showcase back yay!
Jaw Circle. 0:16
thumbnail pyro be looking like lord farquaad
I literally had a good laugh when pyro started "mewing"
"They had a sigma mog off and it led the King of Lookmaxxing to believe he has been recrowned" that is such a horrendous string of words. Please. Never again.
slopmaxxing
As a bodybuilder I can confirm that 90% of what you see is lighting. Lighting is everything. Some lifters will use a gym just because of the lighting that it has.
the views situation is insane !!!
Bro changed the title and thumbnail 3 times in the first 2hrs 💀🙏🗣️‼️😭🪿🧑🦯➡️🧎♂️➡️❓😂🧐😱👹😈👏👨🦼➡️
Edit: 4 now 🦧
buddy 😭
this is like german scientists in the 1940’s looking at skull shape and shit bruh
Nothing can save THAT jawline lilbro
mewing in the big hawktober 🙏🙏😭
How to become sigma (laugh track)
we need an extensive alpha male course on femboymaxxing
Yay he brought back the fan art showcase thing!
Thank you Pyro, I have just enrolled into Mogwarts and I'll soon come out as a dignified looksmaxxed sigma male mogger
3:05 Fun fact! I met the "1 week of yarik maxxing" (AndrewMaxxing) guy IRL twice!
Pyro getting a jawline and looking amazing would be crazier then nikocodo 2 steps ahead
breaking news! pyro hits a new low to the point he makes sigma tutorial videos...
5:54 pyro really spittin facts
The Slopmaxxes…
Original title: How to become a sigma
sloplive finally discovers a year old trend
Body dismorphia the blessing of LOOKSMAXING
Pyro fishing for compliments is insane.
i saw the title change in real time