The red lipstick thing: It’s got a point because the red/orange hues can cancel out blue-green tones in dark circles. But, it’s bad for the skin under your eyes. There are color-correcting palettes for a reason.
McSnezzly actually if you do got extreme dark circles (like meee) it’s not just that it’s dark, it’s that it’s sunken a bit. Literally the only thing that would “help” is getting fillers. Thanks genetics!
More like Put your hotglue gun, box cutter and an empty coke bottle in a microwave and cook for 10 minutes on high, and you will get a full three course meal for 5 people.
*perform an ancien timet ritual using exactly three glue guns, place a tangerine in a microwave, melt a spoon, and cook the tangerine for a day. Once you open the oven, you will find a 5-star meal for 28 people.
Also she's got big eyes and full lips. A small button nose would look out of place. And even if she had a Cyrano deal Bergerac thing going on there still is nothing wrong with that. As long as your face doesn't have something like MRSA going on, there's no problem.
I have nothing of value to add to this conversation, I just wanted to say that I liked your comment and that brought the total number of likes to 1234 and I thought that was pretty neat. Have a nice day :)
No preteens are using these makeup hacks.. no preteens are even wearing makeup.. and I'm sure most preteens aren't watching 5 minute crafts, I should know, I am one. Well I mean I wouldn't be shocked if all the kids just on their phones at lunch were watching 5 minute crafts... hmm.. they don't all look ridiculous tho..
Quackie Draws I started wearing “makeup” (cheap crap that you let a twelve year old wear like cheap shimmery eyeshadow and face powder) at age 12. Many 12 year old girls wear makeup but lots don’t. Depends on the girl.
5 Minute Crafts List on How to Be an Attractive Girl: - be white - be skinny - have big boob - apply makeup in a way no human has ever applied makeup - have 0 body hair - smile
Fat shaming at its finest Also I hope you manage to overcome it, idk how this stuff works and I hope I don't do more harm than good by saying what I am saying but I just want to let you know that people will judge you no matter what, I am skinny and I haven't escaped body shaming either (ah yes, the person that looks like an african starving kid, shouldn't wear skirts, I look like a gypsy because of my thin legs) Try to be healthy, lose/gain weight slow and steadily, the road to confidence and ignoring negativity is a difficult one, but once you reach it you will feel like you just got a whole planet off your back Pushing the unreal negativity that drilled into your mind disguised as the truth is difficult, but achievable Idk if I am making sense, I am really bad at constructing my words, but I hope I managed to make your day a little better
I can't say I relate. But I understand the gravity of anorexia. I've read the other comments, and there... Isn't much more I can add. But, I'll say this. If the things people say, the negativity of videos like that, get to you... The best you can do is ignore it or brush it off. It'll always hurt and people like that, with sexist ideals, that body shame and bully, they don't fully go away. But there are always people, friends, family and even random strangers who will care and support you through trying times. Even if its just a small group of people surround yourself with them, as they can still make the biggest impact in your life. Keep your sight on those people and the negatives wont be strong enough to hold their grasp on you.
they're not overhanging eyelids, they're called hooded eyes, and it is not a flaw......nor should you be expected to change that. there are makeup artists that show you how to apply makeup in a way that doesn't stay hidden because of hooded eyes....wayne goss has several, and there's plenty other hacks to use.
I have never ever ever ever seen anyone say anything about hooded eyes being unattractive. Ever. This video is creating insecurities about things that aren’t even problems!
I have hooded eyelids and the ONLY time it bothers me is when i'm putting on eyeshadow, or smiling for a picture. I never thought they were ugly and I sure as hell don't now. And telling women that if they don't have big boobs then they aren't attractive is garbage.
@@talynhastime9343 Yeah I don't think anyone considers them unattractive, they're just difficult to put makeup on 🤷♀️ Although, I guess maybe having hooded eyes makes them look a wee bit smaller, and generally larger eyes are considered more attractive so that could be a factor even though people might not specifically point out the fact that the eyes are hooded? Idk...
Also don't put lipstick under your eyes or on your eyelids. The mouth has a lot of germs and you don't want that in your eyes It's ok to use it as blush though. Also never use color pencils as eyeliner. They are not made with the purity standards that eye pencils are. Go to the drugstore and get the cheap multicolored eye pencils.
Can anybody explain me about the foundation on under eye part... Like why foundations are more damaging?? Im used to using foundation cuz concealers are thicccc
My friend actually tried out the condom wound cover hack when we had swimming class exam and she had a huge ass road burn wound on her leg. It worked! But attractive? Nope.
Sure it will keep the water out, but it looks so tight which isn't ideal and if the condom has some kind of lube or other stuff in it, I'm not sure you want to put it near wounds. Also cutting of wounds from air... All in all, don't. And you're right, it doesn't belong in an attractiveness video
@@marss0754 you can get non-lubricated condoms and the main reason it looked tight is because she didn't cut it to proper size and it just rolled and bunched up and tightened around those areas cuz there was more material
Even if you look like a trash can with legs, personality is the key! There are so many conventionally attractive people who are in the least just plain boring and in the most assholes.
@@currybread5298 I didn't even know there is such thing as L cup, sure it's expensive because it's probably very rare and not many buyers. All rare things are expensive.
@@Unshavedd It's not THAT rare though! The world perceives D cup as big, and many chains cater up to D-G. Even finding G cup is hard. But imo women wear bras that are too big in waist or maybe even small in cup. (I know I did in high school, in our town there wasn't a single store that sold my true size) If one goes down a band size (80cm->75cm) they need to get buy bigger cup! (80D->75E). Many small framed women who have to buy big cups, their breasts aren't basketball sized, it's just that smaller the waistband, bigger the cup and vice versa. (For clarity, I am talking about european bra sizes!).
@Grillidan Saying "Nobody wants feminism sounds pretty sexist." But I want to hear how you interpreted my comment. I don't think men are bad, or that girls are better. I just want to raise the self-esteem or other girls.
I just wanted to post something sweet and positive. And I’m feeling very attacked. Can anyone else tell me if my comment was offensive and if I need to delete it?
Apparently there's this thing in China that they do that's similar to that (not sure if it's done anymore). They put a piece of fabric over your abdomen, and set it on fire. There's probably more to it than just that, but that's basically what it is. Literally burn away fat.
Seriously, the whole not smiling every second thing is real. The second I stop smiling, I get asked "what's wrong" or "smile more." or whatever. Like, my muscles are tired. Leave my face alone.
Also, as far as I know, happiness isn't the feeling you have all the time. You actually feel nothing if there's not a trigger, so smiling all the time makes no sense at all.
The thing I love most about this channel is he doesn’t script videos about sensitive topics- because he doesn’t need to. His heart his in the right place and he’s not biased about it, so he doesn’t need to. THAT’S what makes a good TH-camr, IMO.
Videos like this really used to make me feel bad when I was just a youngin. When you are 13 you're already having a tough enough time there is no need for little every media outlet telling you that you are not enough. My mom used to say companies never want you feel like your enough so you buy more products so they make ads or endorse videos like this to keep you buying. I wish I had listened to that.
@@alostbraincell8818 Right!! It just seems so hard to take that kind of advice from your parents at that age. Especially if you already lack confidence. I wish I listened sooner but now that I am older I really appreciate that advice!
To be fair pear and hourglass shaped women typically have to get pant that are two sizes too big for their waists to fit the hips and thighs. It's fun.
Ah yes five minute crafts teaching girls that no matter how hard they try they'll never be pretty enough. We are all sexy beasts we dont need five minute crafts to tell us how to be prettier love you for you!
Yes but also like the skin under your eyes is like super sensitive, you're better off using eyeshadow of some sort and some concealer, I think theres concealer made for under your eyes but I dont do make up so idk lmao
To everyone with drooping lids/hooded eyes: take it from someone who has hooded eyes and has been doing makeup for more than a decade - you do not need to put tape anywhere near your lids, or "fix" them. All you need is a different eyeshadow application technique - instead of putting most of your makeup on your lid, you can put it in between your eye crease and your eyebrow. Put a highlighter under your brow, light colours/pastels/muted brights on your lid, and brights/dark shades in the corners and in the above mentioned above-crease area. Putting dark shades directly near your eyes will make them look smaller, so putting light colours near them will make them look larger. Also, do not put a full length waterline, or shade the bottom of your eyes all the way to avoid that closure effect. There are a ton of gorgeous looks available to you, and plenty of tutorials that show how to apply shades, eyeliners etc. There is nothing wrong with your eyes. P.S. To make the eyeshadows last, invest into a waterproof eye primer. Not a regular or cream one, specifically waterproof. It made a huge difference in durability of my makeup.
I used to occasionally do that on hot days as a teen because my face is like the third sweatiest spot on my body (tmi, I know). It didn't smell, obviously, but it would just make my fringe look so gross that I had to do it.
I don't know much about skin, but I do know the skin on your face is much more sensitive than your body, so it's probably a bad idea to do that as it could be irritating to the skin.
"not a good summer body" But her body was completely fine. There'll always be an excessive skin on your belly, cuz otherwise it'd be impossible to straight up. Also, removing blackheads with peel-off masks is extremely unhealthy and unnecessery irritates skin. I really don't want to know how bad must be a fucking glue. The best way of get rid of blackheads is using a peeling.
How to be attractive: love yourself I know it sounds dumb and you’ve probably heard it a million times, but maybe that’s because it’s true. Beauty standards are rising and self esteem is plummeting. It’s tragic that so many people hate themselves. I believe that you are beautiful, handsome, and awesome. Don’t change for someone else. Do it for yourself. Lots of love, stay safe. Ps:this comment is directed towards all genders, not just women.
Anyone who watches Hyram, James Welsh, Susan Yara (I'm sorry if I'm spelling her name wrong) and Robert Welsh (him and James are twins) will know that almost every skincare/makeup hack is wrong (like wipes, WIPES.) Great video by the way ! ^^ Have a lovely day 😁
But, I'm totally a two tone paleo makeup girl! Soot for eyeliner and crushed bugs to stain my lips! When I'm really feeling wild I will dip into my sacred wode dish for some slaying blue shadow. How am I suuposed to use all ashes and not look like some heavy metal goth when I'm obviously pre-bronze age collapse?
As much as I hate 5 minute craft videos, the food worker in me says, “Yes, you are supposed to wash that far up when you wash your hands because that part touches the seat when you wipe your butt/vageen.”
Yaaaaay making POC feel uncomfortable in their skin and beauty because they dont fit white peoples beauty standards that not even white people fit because that's definitely something that we should be encouraging /sarc
I've actually got such problems against myself, that when people point out that I'm "trying" I just kinda shut down. Not wearing makeup is hard sometimes, but sometimes its more mental to adjust the way you feel over someone just trying to be nice and say "you look great today" instead I hear "wow, you put effort into the day? Who for?"
When I was like eleven, I used to watch their clothing hacks, just so I could stare at boobs. I should have realized how much of a flaming homosexual I am.
18:31... I was going to say "How to look more attractive when you forgot your date was on his way to your house and he arrived before you were ready" "Solution, shower and shave so long that the guy thinks you stood him up and just leaves, you now don't have to worry about how you look because you just pissed him off and he left because he has been waiting outside your door for 40 minutes"
Lmao your commentary is hilarious! Also the nail polish hack actually works, when I paint my nails I rinse them in cold water to make the nail polish dry faster.
7:34 Medical supply stores actually sell things like this; waterproof sleeves to put over casts, etc, in order to bathe without getting the bandage wet. And in a pinch some plastic wrap and a couple of rubber bands works just as well if not better as long as the rubber bands aren't too tight of course.
12:20 omg the old baking soda "trick" DOES make your teeth whiter, as probably your grandma can tell about... and extremely WEAKER and eroded and u get serious cavities and issues gosh!
2:47 The "hack" is to have a "before" and "after" photos of weight loss that you faked. "I'm so good looking now that I've shed my pillows- I mean, kilos!"
8:26 And not to mention that it could cut off your blood circulation, and if left on for too long you could have to like... get your arm amputated? Like, no big deal tho. You'll only have to get your hand cut off for the sake of not getting a band-aid wet-
okay so the hair conditioner one works, i've been doing that since college bc a bottle of conditioner will cost you slightly more than a bottle of shaving cream but lasts 5x longer, it actually helps my dry skin a bit too! but you need to pay attention to what conditioner you use, go for one for dry hair or scalps since those will have stuff that's for skin as well as hair
The hair ties on the button thing would have been a life saver for me years ago when I actually bothered with proper pants ngl... I'm very curvy - and I'm not using a euphemism for fat, I mean I have a massive ass and my waist is much smaller. Could never find pants that fit right and yea: found belts too chunky and parts of the excess fabric would always slip out etc. I actually have the odd pair of jeans I never wear bc of this issue... Maybe I'll try it still... Or maybe I'll stick with the drawstring scrubs pants I've been wearing for most of my adult life bc I gave up years ago lol
sorry ladies, but if you’re not wearing carpet on your shoes i just can’t date you
Well. that's sad. You might be alone forever.
Same
Gonna go tell my girlfriend we're over
I had trainers that looked like the sole was made of carpet, is this a pass?
Good thing I'm gay!
Damn boy, you are hurting my feelings.
The red lipstick thing: It’s got a point because the red/orange hues can cancel out blue-green tones in dark circles. But, it’s bad for the skin under your eyes. There are color-correcting palettes for a reason.
And unless you have severe dark under eye , just a skin tone concealer should be enough. Most of the tutorials put way too much product
YeS!
McSnezzly actually if you do got extreme dark circles (like meee) it’s not just that it’s dark, it’s that it’s sunken a bit. Literally the only thing that would “help” is getting fillers. Thanks genetics!
Naah, I just like my panda eyes as they are
@@linlupin same bcs mine aren't just under my eyes, they go like up to the inner area between my eyes and nose😑
5-minute crafts cooking be like: put a bowl water in a microwave with sugar and salt and you’ll get a delicious fully cooked egg with ham and pepper.
More like
Put your hotglue gun, box cutter and an empty coke bottle in a microwave and cook for 10 minutes on high, and you will get a full three course meal for 5 people.
*perform an ancien timet ritual using exactly three glue guns, place a tangerine in a microwave, melt a spoon, and cook the tangerine for a day. Once you open the oven, you will find a 5-star meal for 28 people.
Ah, I failed my comment
Krampus Klaw I thought that we were talking about crafts that don't work.
Remember that time they had the science experiment bleach strawberry clip in with a food hack video?
Imagine being the director and pointing to a girl in the studio and saying "Hey you have a big nose you can do this hack"
Also she's got big eyes and full lips. A small button nose would look out of place. And even if she had a Cyrano deal Bergerac thing going on there still is nothing wrong with that. As long as your face doesn't have something like MRSA going on, there's no problem.
HAHAHAHAHA oh my god I can tell you now that someone would have been SLAPPED 😂😂😂
I would start crying ngl
Exactly. And they realized they couldn't call a bigger girl fat and say she could loose weight.
I have nothing of value to add to this conversation, I just wanted to say that I liked your comment and that brought the total number of likes to 1234 and I thought that was pretty neat.
Have a nice day :)
Joinen has returned to competently DESTROY sexism
We did it boys, sexism is no more
@@lizseal6401 Somehow I knew that this was going to be the one reply.
Madison Mahana me to
what a king
@Brianna Buckley he has a animal as his profile pic
Imagine all the preteens using these makeup hacks.
*Their poor pores.*
No preteens are using these makeup hacks.. no preteens are even wearing makeup.. and I'm sure most preteens aren't watching 5 minute crafts, I should know, I am one. Well I mean I wouldn't be shocked if all the kids just on their phones at lunch were watching 5 minute crafts... hmm.. they don't all look ridiculous tho..
Quackie Draws I started wearing “makeup” (cheap crap that you let a twelve year old wear like cheap shimmery eyeshadow and face powder) at age 12. Many 12 year old girls wear makeup but lots don’t. Depends on the girl.
Melody Brocke well that’s just bad parenting
@@briaiguess8834 A lot of preteens wear makeup. I wore more makeup as a preteen than I do now. (Not really at school, but all the time at home)
I knowa lot of 10 year olds wear makeup and heels, so preteens do wear makeup
5 Minute Crafts List on How to Be an Attractive Girl:
- be white
- be skinny
- have big boob
- apply makeup in a way no human has ever applied makeup
- have 0 body hair
- smile
I mean who the fuck can actually be bothered
@@daisyrk1387 u rite
Have big boob. Have one, singular, big boob.
@@ArtsySpinch of course
One big boob and another small?? I can dig it... 😂
As someone with anorexia, the messages in this video are literally triggering. SO HARMFUL
Fat shaming at its finest
Also I hope you manage to overcome it, idk how this stuff works and I hope I don't do more harm than good by saying what I am saying but I just want to let you know that people will judge you no matter what, I am skinny and I haven't escaped body shaming either (ah yes, the person that looks like an african starving kid, shouldn't wear skirts, I look like a gypsy because of my thin legs)
Try to be healthy, lose/gain weight slow and steadily, the road to confidence and ignoring negativity is a difficult one, but once you reach it you will feel like you just got a whole planet off your back
Pushing the unreal negativity that drilled into your mind disguised as the truth is difficult, but achievable
Idk if I am making sense, I am really bad at constructing my words, but I hope I managed to make your day a little better
@@spaghetti5914 that was amazing. ❤❤ Thank you. You don't know how much I needed to hear it.
I don’t know you, but I’m so proud of you for being strong and overcoming this! ♥︎ much love from England
@@rebeccaharman803 thank you ❤. It means a lot.
I can't say I relate. But I understand the gravity of anorexia.
I've read the other comments, and there... Isn't much more I can add.
But, I'll say this. If the things people say, the negativity of videos like that, get to you... The best you can do is ignore it or brush it off. It'll always hurt and people like that, with sexist ideals, that body shame and bully, they don't fully go away. But there are always people, friends, family and even random strangers who will care and support you through trying times. Even if its just a small group of people surround yourself with them, as they can still make the biggest impact in your life.
Keep your sight on those people and the negatives wont be strong enough to hold their grasp on you.
they're not overhanging eyelids, they're called hooded eyes, and it is not a flaw......nor should you be expected to change that. there are makeup artists that show you how to apply makeup in a way that doesn't stay hidden because of hooded eyes....wayne goss has several, and there's plenty other hacks to use.
Overhanging eyelids... I can't get over that descriptor.
😹🙀😹
I have never ever ever ever seen anyone say anything about hooded eyes being unattractive. Ever. This video is creating insecurities about things that aren’t even problems!
I have hooded eyelids and the ONLY time it bothers me is when i'm putting on eyeshadow, or smiling for a picture. I never thought they were ugly and I sure as hell don't now. And telling women that if they don't have big boobs then they aren't attractive is garbage.
Exactly! Thank you! They make it sound like those of us who have 'overhanging' eyelids should just roll them up like blinds.
@@talynhastime9343 Yeah I don't think anyone considers them unattractive, they're just difficult to put makeup on 🤷♀️ Although, I guess maybe having hooded eyes makes them look a wee bit smaller, and generally larger eyes are considered more attractive so that could be a factor even though people might not specifically point out the fact that the eyes are hooded? Idk...
Don’t use foundation to cover your dark circles! The skin under your eye is really delicate. Use under eye concealer!
Thank you. You are helpful
Also don't put lipstick under your eyes or on your eyelids. The mouth has a lot of germs and you don't want that in your eyes It's ok to use it as blush though. Also never use color pencils as eyeliner. They are not made with the purity standards that eye pencils are. Go to the drugstore and get the cheap multicolored eye pencils.
Or melt crayons into lipstick...5 minute crafts suggested this in one of their previous videos, and I don’t think that it’s good for the skin
This is important for people who use makeup!
Can anybody explain me about the foundation on under eye part... Like why foundations are more damaging?? Im used to using foundation cuz concealers are thicccc
My friend actually tried out the condom wound cover hack when we had swimming class exam and she had a huge ass road burn wound on her leg. It worked! But attractive? Nope.
Sure it will keep the water out, but it looks so tight which isn't ideal and if the condom has some kind of lube or other stuff in it, I'm not sure you want to put it near wounds. Also cutting of wounds from air... All in all, don't. And you're right, it doesn't belong in an attractiveness video
@@marss0754 you can get non-lubricated condoms and the main reason it looked tight is because she didn't cut it to proper size and it just rolled and bunched up and tightened around those areas cuz there was more material
Ugh it's so disgusting
*but why do they stretch that wide*
@@moved.6963 do you really have to ask?
"I don't wear belts with dresses"
-Joinen, 2020
Joinen wears his dresses with no belts
That's fair
Me too Joinen.
How to be more attractive as a girl: Be Yourself
How to be more attractive girl: *Be a girl*
What if you're a horrible person, how would being themselves make them more attractive?
actually works for all genders!
I 100% find it more attractive when someone talks about their interests so I can confirm this works (not toxic people tho they suck)
Yeah other than you feel insecure about yourself then get a plastic surgery and waste so many money. Be yourself is better :>
5 Minute Crafts: "Hey, ladies! Do you have skin? That's a problem"
gtg peal off my skin real fast!!
Channel your inner snake! Soon you can be beautiful too.
BRB gotta go do a skin peel tutorial video
5 minutes craft be like
"do you have scruffy hair? use a comb!"
Or maybe they'll say something like "use a fork!!" 😹😹
I cant even do that cause my hair is wavy/curly and looks like shit if i use a comb
im the 70th like ur welcome xD
Correction: "cut off the prongs of a few fork and hotglue them to a metal straw"
One day they'll start saying 'Are you blind? Just see!'
Actual tips for how to be more attractive:
Be confident and respect yourself and others
That's all. You don't need anything else.
Lol yes
You forgot about the condom bracelet so you dont get your bandaid wet
That might be important too
And don't forget to maintain good health and hygiene, as everyone should honestly
Even if you look like a trash can with legs, personality is the key! There are so many conventionally attractive people who are in the least just plain boring and in the most assholes.
Amen
I'd rather be "ugly" than look like the whole circus :))
I would like this because I totally agree but u have 69 likes lol soooo
Lmaooo
@@bett1826 not anymore, so like away xd
lol 😂
Same, if societies view is that women look ugly if we don’t look like whorish tramps then We minus well not even care one shit bit about appearance .
All these craft channels acting like bras are super cheap and sewing or cutting into them is no big deal. In what world!?
In my country they are pretty cheap like 5-15€
For some they are cheap yes. Try being an L cup and you'll see that they are not cheap
@@currybread5298 I didn't even know there is such thing as L cup, sure it's expensive because it's probably very rare and not many buyers. All rare things are expensive.
@@Unshavedd It's not THAT rare though! The world perceives D cup as big, and many chains cater up to D-G. Even finding G cup is hard. But imo women wear bras that are too big in waist or maybe even small in cup. (I know I did in high school, in our town there wasn't a single store that sold my true size) If one goes down a band size (80cm->75cm) they need to get buy bigger cup! (80D->75E). Many small framed women who have to buy big cups, their breasts aren't basketball sized, it's just that smaller the waistband, bigger the cup and vice versa. (For clarity, I am talking about european bra sizes!).
@@Unshavedd For example 70L is 32HH in UK size. And sorry for rambling :D
This is so stupid. Girls, you look beautiful. You don’t need any of these sexist, stereotypical hacks to be a queen! Love you!
@Grillidan What do you mean? I was just telling girls that they are beautiful. What's so wrong about that?
I am a girl, and when someone tells me I am amazing, or beautiful, I know how much it means to me. I'm just trying to lift up other girls.
@Grillidan And, BTW, "Comments like yours are the reason nobody wants feminism" What? Excuse me? Feminism is the belief that women and men are equal.
@Grillidan Saying "Nobody wants feminism sounds pretty sexist."
But I want to hear how you interpreted my comment. I don't think men are bad, or that girls are better. I just want to raise the self-esteem or other girls.
I just wanted to post something sweet and positive. And I’m feeling very attacked. Can anyone else tell me if my comment was offensive and if I need to delete it?
5 minute crafts be like:
Want to put off some pounds? Apply a hot metal spatula to your belly and burn off the excess fat!
Apparently there's this thing in China that they do that's similar to that (not sure if it's done anymore). They put a piece of fabric over your abdomen, and set it on fire.
There's probably more to it than just that, but that's basically what it is. Literally burn away fat.
Or even better! Are you fat? Stop being fat!
Simpli Cheeri
How to lose extra fat
Google : work out on a schedule and eat healthy! You can do it!
Bing :
Lmaooo poor bing
@@5H4NKTH35HARK wait a sec....WHAAAAAAT???
They should have called it “Beauty Hacks”. Calling it ways to look more attractive makes it seem like you aren’t attractive and don’t even know it.
They said more attractive not attractive
Seriously, the whole not smiling every second thing is real. The second I stop smiling, I get asked "what's wrong" or "smile more." or whatever. Like, my muscles are tired. Leave my face alone.
Also, as far as I know, happiness isn't the feeling you have all the time. You actually feel nothing if there's not a trigger, so smiling all the time makes no sense at all.
The thing I love most about this channel is he doesn’t script videos about sensitive topics- because he doesn’t need to. His heart his in the right place and he’s not biased about it, so he doesn’t need to. THAT’S what makes a good TH-camr, IMO.
Videos like this really used to make me feel bad when I was just a youngin. When you are 13 you're already having a tough enough time there is no need for little every media outlet telling you that you are not enough. My mom used to say companies never want you feel like your enough so you buy more products so they make ads or endorse videos like this to keep you buying. I wish I had listened to that.
Fr tho! My parents told me the same thing!
@@alostbraincell8818 Right!! It just seems so hard to take that kind of advice from your parents at that age. Especially if you already lack confidence. I wish I listened sooner but now that I am older I really appreciate that advice!
5 minute magic: do you have pants that mysteriously went up 3 sizes well we have the perfect hack for you
To be fair pear and hourglass shaped women typically have to get pant that are two sizes too big for their waists to fit the hips and thighs. It's fun.
Instead of shrinking in the wash the pants expanded in the wash
@@cowsharkdefin6376 i have a pear shaped body and feel this on a spiritual level
that's where the magic comes in.
*the pants are magic*
5 year old me when I put my mom's lipstick on my eyelids: I'm mOre aTtRaCtiVe nOw
6 year old me looking like a clown: I'm A nIcE wOmAn!
"They don't need this list of 29 different ways they aren't good enough" A true man among men ;-;-;-;-;
When I say "men are trash" that statement excludes Joinen
@@urmom-sy4tv or every other sane human being that belongs to the male gender for that matter.
I just started watching his channel and i love him already
Ah yes five minute crafts teaching girls that no matter how hard they try they'll never be pretty enough. We are all sexy beasts we dont need five minute crafts to tell us how to be prettier love you for you!
Thank you Aunt Jemima ;-;
@@alostbraincell8818 ur welcome 🤗
Haha 69th like-
Isn’t that first hack literally just a DIY pushup bra?
That's what I was thinking. Also I don't wear them but that looks hella uncomfy, having your boobs pressed together like that.
@@urmom-sy4tv Ikr? Why would you want your bust to be squished like that...
I will just grow my melons instead, thank you very much
@@urmom-sy4tv the feeling of a push up is barely any different to a regular bra
@@miashiniagami2667 oh, but still, regular bras are uncomfy too
Did not expect to see a condom while eating breakfast.
“I don’t wear belts with dresses.”
Ah, maybe try ribbon instead. You’ll find your favorite fashion!
@Aurora Nightingale I KNEW IT!
I feel like its harder to get condoms then water proof band-aids
And also more awkward
Like, who buys them if they're not having sex within a day or two!
also condoms are really expensive
Some of y’all don’t shoplift and it shows😴
Vee Bee I-
That lipstick trick: red actually cancels out the shade of dark circles. Like green helps with redness.
Yes but also like the skin under your eyes is like super sensitive, you're better off using eyeshadow of some sort and some concealer, I think theres concealer made for under your eyes but I dont do make up so idk lmao
To everyone with drooping lids/hooded eyes: take it from someone who has hooded eyes and has been doing makeup for more than a decade - you do not need to put tape anywhere near your lids, or "fix" them. All you need is a different eyeshadow application technique - instead of putting most of your makeup on your lid, you can put it in between your eye crease and your eyebrow. Put a highlighter under your brow, light colours/pastels/muted brights on your lid, and brights/dark shades in the corners and in the above mentioned above-crease area. Putting dark shades directly near your eyes will make them look smaller, so putting light colours near them will make them look larger. Also, do not put a full length waterline, or shade the bottom of your eyes all the way to avoid that closure effect. There are a ton of gorgeous looks available to you, and plenty of tutorials that show how to apply shades, eyeliners etc. There is nothing wrong with your eyes.
P.S. To make the eyeshadows last, invest into a waterproof eye primer. Not a regular or cream one, specifically waterproof. It made a huge difference in durability of my makeup.
carpet slides aren’t attractive but damn will they probably feel nice
Until the carpet falls off like 2 seconds in
Emily Weltzien true
Or you could just buy slippers.
They also didnt carpet the top part that touches your foot so its still just plastic XD
I actually had a makeup remover "marker" years ago when i still wore makeup and it was soooo handy!
If u don’t want to tell me, it’s fine, but why did u stop makeup
Where’d you get it?
@@RaeganScarlett I think I got it from some Sephora when I visited the Netherlands.
@@shrek1669 I got lazy :p Also, went to culinary school and all that makeup in a hot kitchen wasn't the best combination.
Marika Miettinen that’s fair, I have awful acne so I don’t wear it much either
well... i dont want my face to smell bad. I thought everyone did that, putting deodorant on the face.
Edit: it’s a joke lol
I used to occasionally do that on hot days as a teen because my face is like the third sweatiest spot on my body (tmi, I know). It didn't smell, obviously, but it would just make my fringe look so gross that I had to do it.
I don't know much about skin, but I do know the skin on your face is much more sensitive than your body, so it's probably a bad idea to do that as it could be irritating to the skin.
@@kai_maceration it is! I can tell from experience. Although I only put a thin layer of spray antiperspirant, it still wasn't great for me.
@Sahana Collins unless you are wearing makeup that you can't wash off and reapply.
Th-thank you we were aware it was a joke
Puts deodorant on face
Me: does she want to break out and ruin her skin???
@Anthony Del-zio IKR like my armpits get nasty leftover from the deodorant I don’t want the residue on my face
I feel like most of these hacks are unisex and not just girls
Like dark circles, blackheads, not a good summer bod
The makeup hacks can be unisex too because some guys/any other gender folk like wearing makeup
@@urmom-sy4tv Exactly!
Jokes on alll of them I don’t go outside during the summer, I play vidoe games all day
"not a good summer body"
But her body was completely fine. There'll always be an excessive skin on your belly, cuz otherwise it'd be impossible to straight up.
Also, removing blackheads with peel-off masks is extremely unhealthy and unnecessery irritates skin. I really don't want to know how bad must be a fucking glue. The best way of get rid of blackheads is using a peeling.
@@circa134 lol same
12:33 As a Finn it's so weird to hear him speaking English and then randomly having a Finnish word in the middle of a sentence
Torille?
"love what you've done with the place"
Also, "it's got a cute little lemon carton on it" is adorable every time you say it.
I click into the video and the first thing I see is deodorant to the face.....
This is gonna be a great video-
12:41 that's like, barely any fat. if i was that weight, i'd be hella happy.
I'm sure you're already beautiful just the way you are! ❤❤
Yep u should be happy for u being u!
Amen sister
I can’t believe that expectations are so high that THAT could ever be considered fat
Then theres me being severely underweight for my entire life so far ;-;
Innit! And also, I don’t think girls can have a completely flat stomach cos of our uterus.
Five minute crafts: COOL PERIOD LIFE HACKS. Get a tampon, and use it. 👌🏻life hacked
Lol
How to be attractive: love yourself
I know it sounds dumb and you’ve probably heard it a million times, but maybe that’s because it’s true. Beauty standards are rising and self esteem is plummeting. It’s tragic that so many people hate themselves. I believe that you are beautiful, handsome, and awesome. Don’t change for someone else. Do it for yourself. Lots of love, stay safe.
Ps:this comment is directed towards all genders, not just women.
You mean "both" genders.
@@gallerycatstudios8018 I was including gender fluid, non-binary, androgynous people, etc.
@ha ze what even is ebny?
@ha ze I did just now by asking by you
❤❤
Not the mention the lube all over ur arm now.....ewww
It's fiiine. Just wash it off after. Wait...
right? and why invest in non-lubricated condoms just to cover your arms when you could buy water-proof bandaids
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuughhhhhhhhhh
@@JoshyAbada 🤣
Fr tho don’t use non-eye products that close to your eyes. Especially coloured pencils, it’s literally dangerous.
Joinen, you are my favourite youtuber. Have an awesome day ”social distancing hugs” from Nessie in Sweden 😄❤️
In the corner of the screen:
HELPLESS_SOCK followed
Wanna know a life hack?
Get hot glue, put it on your names peel them off and notice that you have wasted your time.
I wrote like this on purple
How do I put something on my name??! 🤔😂
Ahhhh thx
And I wrote this on dog😂
aaah! ty for this life hack! before i was putting the hot glue on my tonsils‼️🙏
I wrote this on anime
An alternate title for that video would be “29 ways to make girls insecure about themselves”
Anyone who watches Hyram, James Welsh, Susan Yara (I'm sorry if I'm spelling her name wrong) and Robert Welsh (him and James are twins) will know that almost every skincare/makeup hack is wrong (like wipes, WIPES.)
Great video by the way ! ^^
Have a lovely day 😁
when the one lady put the sliced up condom on her arm it was literally cutting her circulation off.. You could see her skin actually turning red D:
TH-cam’s on crack again
Are you talking about the views not being higher than the likes or comments?
🔫 always has been
Was there ever a time when it wasn’t.
when did it get off crack lol
It really grosses me out as someone who's plus size to see that these channels are basically saying I'm worthless. Love that
I love the “ok that one is fine ...but that DOES NOT FORGIVE ANYTHING!”
You tell em lad!!
12:34 did you say puolukka :D I love how you sometimes randomly speak Finnish
the one product makeup was actually how people used to do their makeup in the old days
Screw that bro, I'm going back to 800 BC and using berries and bear shid as makeup
@@5H4NKTH35HARK Well that's better than the led they ised in Egypt lmao.
But, I'm totally a two tone paleo makeup girl! Soot for eyeliner and crushed bugs to stain my lips! When I'm really feeling wild I will dip into my sacred wode dish for some slaying blue shadow. How am I suuposed to use all ashes and not look like some heavy metal goth when I'm obviously pre-bronze age collapse?
@@eveningangel9292 #QuirkyCavegirlProblems
I had a teacher that used her lipstick as blush when she ran out of it, it actually works, but hey I hate make up so whatever
As much as I hate 5 minute craft videos, the food worker in me says, “Yes, you are supposed to wash that far up when you wash your hands because that part touches the seat when you wipe your butt/vageen.”
Interesting info thank you
That eyelid one just called monolids unattractive
Yaaaaay making POC feel uncomfortable in their skin and beauty because they dont fit white peoples beauty standards that not even white people fit because that's definitely something that we should be encouraging /sarc
*crying in half asian
Girl: uses lipstick as a color corrector.
Me: “Ew.”
Day 4 of asking joinen to start a video by saying:
"It's your boinen, joinen!'
10:44 I usually have dark circles under my eyes and it is just so much simpler to use light colored eyeshadow. It works and it isn't as complicated.
Waking up to a new Joinen video. ❤
I would definitely use the Lemon Carton merch as a dysphoria hoodie tho
same
0:33 why is there an old swedish coin in the thumbnail? Those coins haven't been in circulation since 2016.
bruh why do you know that
*crying noises* i live in Sweden
Wow you pay a lot of attention to detail..
@@danielroslund7621 I thought you said * crying noises * but then I realized you're just replying to that other person xD
@@briaiguess8834 *cries uncontrollably* i live in... Sweden *cries even more*
15:25 actually that's a thing lol Asians who have monolids but want double eyelids use tapes or something like glue that are made for that purpose
True, it's actually quite common... but doing that with normal tape? Hell no, also the makeup wouldn't cover that plastic sh!t like the video says
18:10 It wasn’t a friend or JUST a love interest - it was CRISTIANO RONALDO at her door! 😂
“Happinesses is the most attractive thing”
Me: well crap, I'll never be attractive
To everyone who is here early:
I am too!
No one cares.
However, I hope you're having a lovely day.
I am, thank you
Aww, thank you, I hope you are aswell
@Sassy Slarfy Gacha I hate Percy Jackson and gachatubers
@Sassy Slarfy Gacha Oh, that's right! I like those series too, btw :)
@Sassy Slarfy Gacha Well, Percy's my absolute favourite! But Nico is very cool too, that's for sure
I've actually got such problems against myself, that when people point out that I'm "trying" I just kinda shut down. Not wearing makeup is hard sometimes, but sometimes its more mental to adjust the way you feel over someone just trying to be nice and say "you look great today" instead I hear "wow, you put effort into the day? Who for?"
No Joinen, you are the most attractive. Don’t worry. 😘
0:46, no joinen. The glorious title is *"27 BEAUTY GIRLY TRICKS TO FEEL YOURSELF CONFIDENT"*
When I was like eleven, I used to watch their clothing hacks, just so I could stare at boobs. I should have realized how much of a flaming homosexual I am.
o-o
18:31... I was going to say "How to look more attractive when you forgot your date was on his way to your house and he arrived before you were ready" "Solution, shower and shave so long that the guy thinks you stood him up and just leaves, you now don't have to worry about how you look because you just pissed him off and he left because he has been waiting outside your door for 40 minutes"
You're an 8/10 in my book! With or without your hair and facial hair, you're adorable.
We need more people like Joinen on this platform, on all platform, heck we need more Joinens in the world.
The way all these channels seem to think my only purpose in life is to attract a man and that's the only thing I care about kinda creeps me out.
Lmao your commentary is hilarious! Also the nail polish hack actually works, when I paint my nails I rinse them in cold water to make the nail polish dry faster.
at 6:27 when they implied lipstick prints aren't attractive had sapphics screaming
7:34 Medical supply stores actually sell things like this; waterproof sleeves to put over casts, etc, in order to bathe without getting the bandage wet. And in a pinch some plastic wrap and a couple of rubber bands works just as well if not better as long as the rubber bands aren't too tight of course.
The Sandals one-isn’t the hot glue going to feel uncomfortable to walk on??
12:20 omg the old baking soda "trick" DOES make your teeth whiter, as probably your grandma can tell about... and extremely WEAKER and eroded and u get serious cavities and issues gosh!
that foil on the teeth made me squirm!. I am guessing five minute crafts people don't have fillings!
2:47 The "hack" is to have a "before" and "after" photos of weight loss that you faked. "I'm so good looking now that I've shed my pillows- I mean, kilos!"
At least this channel has actual hacks that aren’t just put a balloon on your phone lol
10:29
You call those "dark circles"? Oh boii, you should see me
Joinen deciding what video to make: 5 minute crafts it is.
Okay but also can we talk about the fact that they DIDN'T EVEN KNOT THE STITCH 2:08
8:26 And not to mention that it could cut off your blood circulation, and if left on for too long you could have to like... get your arm amputated? Like, no big deal tho. You'll only have to get your hand cut off for the sake of not getting a band-aid wet-
okay so the hair conditioner one works, i've been doing that since college bc a bottle of conditioner will cost you slightly more than a bottle of shaving cream but lasts 5x longer, it actually helps my dry skin a bit too! but you need to pay attention to what conditioner you use, go for one for dry hair or scalps since those will have stuff that's for skin as well as hair
The hair ties on the button thing would have been a life saver for me years ago when I actually bothered with proper pants ngl... I'm very curvy - and I'm not using a euphemism for fat, I mean I have a massive ass and my waist is much smaller. Could never find pants that fit right and yea: found belts too chunky and parts of the excess fabric would always slip out etc.
I actually have the odd pair of jeans I never wear bc of this issue... Maybe I'll try it still... Or maybe I'll stick with the drawstring scrubs pants I've been wearing for most of my adult life bc I gave up years ago lol
I will try to join you on twitch, but 5 minute drafts just opened my eyes to the fact that I have 29 steps to take just to be presentable first.
4:45 actually a good hack, figured it out when I was like 10 but yeah
When I see you laughing I genuinely feel like laughing as well, even when I'm not even looking at the video. 😂😂😂❤️
I can into the kitchen and I thought my grandma was watching Troom Troom
"It's not about the monetization, it's about the message"
-The Joker
tHAT FIRST ONE I-
B o o b s
I am less likely going to like someone on account of how much cleavage they show like I cannot maintain eyecontact out of uncomfortableness
Like just buy a push-up bra if you want it to look like your chest is bigger. Doesn’t necessarily make them more attractive though.
10:31 It color corrects. This is actually a good makeup tip. Been using it since I got behind in my homework lol