You will never knew me, everything is normal, poeple become insane because of me would not exist, and you will never knew or asking this question to me
I think the twist is that even one is too much. The point is that we could still here and obsess over “what it could’ve been” when in reality, people need to keep going on with their lives.
yes, that's the point, i think this story takes the "deal with the devil" approach to it, where no matter what the devil (or in this case, the what if man) will always win
Some kid: *huddling in his dark closet hiding* Little brother: the what if man is here *closer door flies open* "hi Vsauce, Michael here! What if you were totally defenseless?"
"I know a guy that lost everything, and now he sits in a room, chewing his shirt" Well, the guy who has lost everything somehow still have a shirt and a room to himself.
Not something he owned. But what was given to him due to the state of his mind. The property of a mental ward no doubt. Far all Enon knows, that man probably doesn't even know those things exist 🤷
Searia Kett ah I see you’re the one sided argument believers that probably doesn’t like men if the truth is too much for you don’t run your mouth like you know But hey you do you pal I wasn’t holding the smoking gun and my conscience is clear
@@RyujinRoninReach You started with a comment tanking *ALL* of your ex's as being the problem. The only thing common in all of your bad relationships is *YOU.* ▪︎▪︎▪︎ As for men, I lost my husband of 25 years, 4 and 1/2 years ago. You're right, I don't love men. (plural) *I loved one man for almost all of my adult life.* 💕
There’s actually a really good moral to this story on top of it being well written and creepy. We can endlessly speculate and literally drive ourselves insane over possibilities, but at the end of the day there is no changing the past. This is the life we live and we have no choice but to accept that.
"What if I knew the amount of questions I could ask before being unable to handle the consequences? What if you, the what if man, fell in love with someone? What if I could pay you with someone else's hope? What if I had been diagnosed earlier in life?" My four questions, most being about him because I honestly don't care so much about my stuff lol
He lied, though. Our Protagonist asked him "What if I asked you what you are?", which is okay to answer, because it starts with a "what if". That's within its rules. However, the question he would ask the "What-if Man" in that hypothetical scenario is "What are you?". This question shouldn't be answered because it doesn't start with "What if". Therefore, the what-if Man should've told him that he'd have to ask something else or simply not told him anything. But, he did. He answered that question. That's illegal.
But he never lies and always answers your questions properly, he doesn’t pull the genie shit where if you wish for a million dollars you get a full bank truck dropped on you or something
I'm only like 6 minutes in, but what if the anonymous person hes talking too IS the what if man and hes already losing his mind e.e Ah I know I'm probably wrong lmao
I like how the story is thematically consistent with the tendency for people to get caught up in "what ifs." Its more about the real danger of dwelling on a life you've never lived and what could have been than it is about a monster and a ritual. Super awesome story overall.
But can't you also ask what if about your future instead of the past? What if I go into this professional field? What if I move to Connecticut? What if I don't stop smoking? You could find the best way to steer your future, right?
Interesting loophole here: One of the questions was: "What if I asked you who you are?" And the What If man answered by saying exactly who he is. If the "what if rule" was in force, then he would have said: "Then I wouldn't be able to answer the question of 'who are you?' because it was not put in the form of a what if question nor could it logically be put in such a form." But instead the what if man answered it anyway. So by that example: I could ask the what if man: "What if I asked you the winning numbers to tomarrow nights mega millions drawing?" And he would say: "I would tell you that the winning numbers are 6, 22, 34, 45, 69, mega ball 17." So you can get info out of him other than hypotheticals.
This has to be one of the best CreepyPasta rituals. I really like the concept. I have questions about the unknown itself and aliens. Seriously though, what if it turns out to be real?
This is my favorite creepypasta by far. Suspenseful, and has a deep moral. So many people are too focused on "what if" instead of what is. It can steal your life away.
EPIC THEORY ALERT!!! Enon spelled backwards is None, so WHAT IF Enon is the What If Man and he is sending a warning that you shouldn't summon him because that's the real ammount of questions you can safely ask and he has you the second you ask "Are you him?"?
if this were real I would definitely ask a question... ' What if I continued my life the way I'm living now?' It's a great question to know whether you have to change the way you live...
Only one problem. If you ask him that question, you will either be satisfied with the answer, or you wont be, in which case you keep asking him what if questions about making this change or that, until you get to an outcome you like. But either way, now you know the script for the rest of your life, which will make it dull and unexciting.
You still have to have an ingenious idea in mind to ask him about to see if it yields a positive outcome. He's the what if man. He's not the how can I man.
The part where he asks about if he went to college really hit close to home for me. I went to college and earned a job that I despise. I honestly hate almost everything about my job and my social life is pretty much at rock bottom.
It's not _dumb_ to try it. If it's real (unlikely) then be smart and ask questions that'll actually help. If it's not real then just have fun and fool around.
Me: What if I knew how many questions I could ask safely? What if Man: You would ask the safe amount of questions. Me: Then I'll ask an extra. *What if man throws a smoke bomb and runs away
The thing he takes is your peace of mind. The reason it takes some people more questions to hit that limit is because some people have the mental fortitude not to dwell on everything he’s said and shown and other’s don’t. I imagine some people could ask him all the questions in the world and lose nothing while some would lose everything after just one.
@@drippyog3935 bruh this was literally from three years ago. I've changed and grown as a person, and was just trying to make others laugh. You should do the same :)
I don’t know what good a “what if” question would even do you, it’s not like you can phrase it in such a manner “what If I knew the winning lottery number” he’d just say “you’d win the lottery”
YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS Sir! I'm here early today! I freaking love the stories that you choose for us. Have a great day, Creeps and I'm sending you lots of love! 💞💞💞
Have you ever heard the story of the tasty ravioli man? When little children go to the supermarket with their parents and pass by the tasty ravioli man, the children go into a frenzy until their parents purchase the tasty raviolis from him. Legend says he was a chef at one time. The only thing he leaves behind are his initials. -R.D.
I tried this and an old solids eating McDonald’s walked pass so I asked if it was him and he said “Want some candy? It’s over in my van.” And that’s the story how I got kidnapped
That picture is me when I look inside the freezer at 3am ready to eat that tub of ice cream
I just wanted to let you know that I think this comment is beautiful
Hahahahaha!
💀
Love it....
@CHAYSE MUELLER hahahahahaahah
"What if i knew how many questions i could ask and be safe?"
"Then you wouldn't have asked this one."
Runs away
Clever
thats actually pretty eary. i haven't even watched the vid but somehow your comment got me more spooked than the vid probably will
A chill went up my spine after reading that.
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..............ominous.
They all ask what if man, but never ask how is man
Nobody understands the poor old fella :(
:(
What man
*“you just have to say that you’re fine even though you’re not fine you just have to say that because you know they’ll never understand”*
hahahahah
But what if you just use an uno reverse card on the what if man
That's the ultimate Red Pill of them all.
Why do I see you everywhere
Hahaha, well played
Smort man
how do i see you goddamn everywhere
Me: What if you never existed?
What If Man: **dial-up noise**
*Snort*
😆
You will never knew me, everything is normal, poeple become insane because of me would not exist, and you will never knew or asking this question to me
You can't ask a master of possibility to die under any circumstance...because he already has died and lived under those same circumstances.
Um the game wouldn't exist doi
@@greatpower6063 Scientist and Big Brain peeps: *clapping*
I think the twist is that even one is too much. The point is that we could still here and obsess over “what it could’ve been” when in reality, people need to keep going on with their lives.
I agree. Yet once having met the What If Man, I deeply wanted OP to ask, "What If I felt sorry for you, The What If Man?"
yes, that's the point, i think this story takes the "deal with the devil" approach to it, where no matter what the devil (or in this case, the what if man) will always win
Some kid: *huddling in his dark closet hiding*
Little brother: the what if man is here
*closer door flies open* "hi Vsauce, Michael here! What if you were totally defenseless?"
loooool
There needs to be a legitimate creepypasta about this
Tristin Miller yes
I'd read that story, read that comic, or watch that movie any day.
CLOSER?????????
"I know a guy that lost everything, and now he sits in a room, chewing his shirt"
Well, the guy who has lost everything somehow still have a shirt and a room to himself.
I think he means all if his mind.
Better than nothing
Probably not his room, probably not his shirt.
Or he's in a psychiatric ward
Not something he owned. But what was given to him due to the state of his mind. The property of a mental ward no doubt. Far all Enon knows, that man probably doesn't even know those things exist 🤷
This is what the shredded cheese in my fridge sees at 3am.
Again I must commend you. This comment is beautiful. Truly I thank you
Still not original
😂😂😂😂😂😂...ew :( funny I was thinking it looked like a rat/ mouse!
LMFAOO
Anything you do has been done before, nothing anyone does is original
What if the ‘What If’ Man was real? Haha jk...unless...
im gonna try this ritual.
Y'all should try it. And put it on TH-cam I'd watch
Hmm... What if?
What if I was?
Or is he?
*eyebrow raise*
*_"Moon Men(instrumental)" plays_*
Imagine
What if I was still with any of my exes
Now that’s a nightmare
Rogue Ronin the HORROR
Rogue Ronin By gods that would be terrible. No thank you to almost getting herpes.
@ Rogue Ronin
▪︎▪︎▪︎
*ABSOLUTELY!*
▪︎▪︎▪︎
I'm sure that all of your ex's are very grateful that they dogged that bullet and got away from you.
Searia Kett ah I see you’re the one sided argument believers that probably doesn’t like men if the truth is too much for you don’t run your mouth like you know
But hey you do you pal
I wasn’t holding the smoking gun and my conscience is clear
@@RyujinRoninReach
You started with a comment tanking *ALL* of your ex's as being the problem.
The only thing common in all of your bad relationships is *YOU.*
▪︎▪︎▪︎
As for men, I lost my husband of 25 years, 4 and 1/2 years ago.
You're right, I don't love men. (plural)
*I loved one man for almost all of my adult life.* 💕
Wait till you see his cousin the ‘why did man’.
And his neighbor down the lane, far out man
@@uknighted213
And his neighbor's son, Fall Out Boy
The “Guilt Trip Man”
“WHY DID the chicken cross the road?”😨
Why did the old lady swallow the fly?
There’s actually a really good moral to this story on top of it being well written and creepy. We can endlessly speculate and literally drive ourselves insane over possibilities, but at the end of the day there is no changing the past. This is the life we live and we have no choice but to accept that.
What if my dad’s ACTUALLY getting milk?
XD
Oh boi
*-milked
He is making a milk production company
Wow you have 123 likes... IMMA BE THE ONE THAT MAKES IT UNSATISFYING! 😂
"what if my dad didn't die"
That's horribly sad..
Spend time with your parents while you still have them..
Nah
Thanks for the reminder 🤗💜
My dad's a dead beat
Well I'm terribly sorry for anyone who doesn't have close relations with their fathers/ parents.
My comment isn't for everyone
No
Me: What if you didn't have ligma?
What If man: What's ligma?
All of us: LIGMA BALLS,BITCH!!!
What if man: *triggered 💯*
Actually, i could totally see the "What If Man" responding like
"Then there would be one less annoying trend in the world"
Im about to end his entire career
**looks down and smirks**
*_you poor fool, you have fallen to one of the classic blunders!_*
Me: what if I laughed?
You:oh
BRO WHEN IT SAID “you will se someone walking towards you. Doesn’t matter if they’re young or old.” MY GRANDPA WAS WALKING TOWARD ME AHHHHH
Zepra! Oh no
DAMNIT GRAMPA! *Grampa Simpson: "Ohdawhatcha!"
Plot twist you realize your grandpa died a year ago
"Sits in his room and chews on his shirt all day" Bruh why you exposing me like that?
;-;
what if we kissed in Slenderman Forest😘
just joking😅
but mybe? 🤨
Maybe...
what if we was both cows and steave gave us wheat... ahah im joking im joking.....
unless
I will
So romantic
W-we may.. 😳
_If that’s bad, wait til you hear the “Where is” man._
_Edit: 1K LIKES?! HOLY COW! THANK YOU SO MUCH!_
The "Why Not" Man
The when where man is a good one
Where is my dad?
Oh fuck
@@mohammedkenneth5229 where is my mom?
What if there was a 3rd left for dead game
World peace
No, conflict. Humans and monsters
TehLandOctopus this is so true
True but at least they didn't ruin the franchise like most company's do with their popular games they want to milk
I love that game so much
Left for dead and 2 were one of my memorable childhood games, still play it and still get nostalgia looking at some maps
Me: *Reads title*
Me: So... anxiety?
"What if I knew the amount of questions I could ask before being unable to handle the consequences?
What if you, the what if man, fell in love with someone?
What if I could pay you with someone else's hope?
What if I had been diagnosed earlier in life?"
My four questions, most being about him because I honestly don't care so much about my stuff lol
Me: are you him?
What if man: what if I am?
Me: what if you aren't?
You: Wait fuck
XDDD
that's g o o d
What if man: understandable. Have a nice day
Me: what if creepsmcpasta was not real
The what if man: everyone would suffer
People are dumb when asking questions.
Why not "what if I were to ..." Then you get a good idea of what to do next in your life.
Yeah, everyone seems to ask questions of the past but why not of the future?
Exactly
Yes. But everyone just has certain questions they want answered..
@@rebekahfunches6876 Right but I am saying if you ask something about a choice you made in your past it's not helpful. You can't change your past.
@@iloveyouamberappel Fair Enough.
The title should've been called "How To Summon Michael From Vsauce."
Where are your TOES?
Nice name
That's too dangerous to explain
Xdd
Me: What if I never met Joe
What-If Man: Who's Joe?
Me: J O E. M A M A
You are a genius
Ayy
What if the what if mans jo mama has ligma?
@@Deeznuts-ku8wg what's ligma
@@tsukarikaoru heheh ill let another comment tell u
@@tsukarikaoru I'm not worthy enough to tell you.
The ‘what if’ man is literally my anxiety whilst I’m spiralling
Or the few moments when you decide you're going to bed for real and are laying in bed with your eyes closed.
If I’m ever walking my streets at 12am and someone comes up to me and says “are you him” I’m 100% gonna say “what if I am”
Lol yeah there’s always that one guy in class asking what if
hmmmm..........dreamer XD
You know you've achieved spooky nerd status when you know all the games and rituals listed in the beginning of the video.
Actually I'm pretty sure the what if man is my friend when i try to explain to him that something is impossible
How to get every answer you want from him and more with a single question.
"What if I'm you?"
He lied, though.
Our Protagonist asked him "What if I asked you what you are?", which is okay to answer, because it starts with a "what if".
That's within its rules.
However, the question he would ask the "What-if Man" in that hypothetical scenario is "What are you?".
This question shouldn't be answered because it doesn't start with "What if".
Therefore, the what-if Man should've told him that he'd have to ask something else or simply not told him anything.
But, he did.
He answered that question.
That's illegal.
true,he was probably a fake
niiiice! you actually just destroyed the writer of this story with no chance of a comeback. love these sort of comments
But he never lies and always answers your questions properly, he doesn’t pull the genie shit where if you wish for a million dollars you get a full bank truck dropped on you or something
thank you and fuck you
Also I found a fix,
What if you told me what you were
might be his reaction rather then their explanation...but you'd get something
Please make a sequel for this.....this is one of the best creepy pastas I have ever heard!!!
I'm only like 6 minutes in, but what if the anonymous person hes talking too IS the what if man and hes already losing his mind e.e
Ah I know I'm probably wrong lmao
Honestly that’s what I was thinking too, would’ve been creepier in my opinion.
I like how the story is thematically consistent with the tendency for people to get caught up in "what ifs." Its more about the real danger of dwelling on a life you've never lived and what could have been than it is about a monster and a ritual. Super awesome story overall.
But can't you also ask what if about your future instead of the past?
What if I go into this professional field?
What if I move to Connecticut?
What if I don't stop smoking?
You could find the best way to steer your future, right?
Interesting loophole here:
One of the questions was: "What if I asked you who you are?"
And the What If man answered by saying exactly who he is.
If the "what if rule" was in force, then he would have said:
"Then I wouldn't be able to answer the question of 'who are you?' because it was not put in the form of a what if question nor could it logically be put in such a form."
But instead the what if man answered it anyway.
So by that example: I could ask the what if man:
"What if I asked you the winning numbers to tomarrow nights mega millions drawing?"
And he would say: "I would tell you that the winning numbers are 6, 22, 34, 45, 69, mega ball 17."
So you can get info out of him other than hypotheticals.
Me: *ARE YOU HIM?*
Random person: *wtf*
NatalieGamer MKD I’ve now started walking out at 12 repeating the sentence What if I am? In my head
netflix removed “the bye bye man” and i’m big shook (Canadian Netflix)
I was just watching that 😂
It’s no good so you’re not missing anything
Aidon Holloway-stone it was enjoyable, just gotta smoke a lot of weed first
„What if you never met joe ?“
What if man: „Who’s joe ?“
Me: *You Fool. You’ve fallen for one of the classic blunders*
This has to be one of the best CreepyPasta rituals. I really like the concept. I have questions about the unknown itself and aliens. Seriously though, what if it turns out to be real?
What if you showed your true form
Good question
But I have shown you it before
Chills
My first time ever commenting, this story was incredible and enhanced by the chilling narration.
This is my favorite creepypasta by far. Suspenseful, and has a deep moral. So many people are too focused on "what if" instead of what is. It can steal your life away.
bro the thumbnail looks like a gag reflex
just w h a t does this m e a n?
T h a n k y o u f o r t h a t😂
What if I...
Put my Minecraft bed next to yours...
Haha just kidding...
...Unless? 😳😳😳
the guy in the thumb is like "swiggity sweese i'm coming for that cheese
foxy 1987 wtf. Y did I laugh so hard
EPIC THEORY ALERT!!!
Enon spelled backwards is None, so WHAT IF Enon is the What If Man and he is sending a warning that you shouldn't summon him because that's the real ammount of questions you can safely ask and he has you the second you ask "Are you him?"?
What if we kissed during the dark summoning ritual 🤭🤔😳
Hahahahha
Unless 👀
Took a year but I got you to 69 likes
“What if I asked you this question?”
What if What if?
You would get an answer
*what if man explodes*
if this were real I would definitely ask a question... ' What if I continued my life the way I'm living now?' It's a great question to know whether you have to change the way you live...
Only one problem. If you ask him that question, you will either be satisfied with the answer, or you wont be, in which case you keep asking him what if questions about making this change or that, until you get to an outcome you like.
But either way, now you know the script for the rest of your life, which will make it dull and unexciting.
This is terrifying, because it fills me with will to visit this man. I only have one question, but I don't think I want to know the answer.
Imagine he's like "are you him?" And the person is like "no *pulls out a gun*"
i would've started with "What if i asked you how many questions i could ask before i lost my sanity?
Omfg I almost screamed while watching this. as soon as the "What If" Man said "What if I am?" the lights in the building I'm in flickered. ;_;
Me trying to make literally any decision in my life
Ooof such a good video, thank you for uploading this ♡
What if I asked for the outcomes of things not in the past, but of things I could presently do but haven't due to uncertainty?
that'd be the real value in all of this.
nice .
You still have to have an ingenious idea in mind to ask him about to see if it yields a positive outcome.
He's the what if man. He's not the how can I man.
The part where he asks about if he went to college really hit close to home for me. I went to college and earned a job that I despise. I honestly hate almost everything about my job and my social life is pretty much at rock bottom.
this just in: dealing with disguised demons is a bad idea.
"For in much wisdom, is much grief. And he that increaseth knowledge, increaseth sorrow."
- Al Mualim, Assassin's Creed
Me: What if man what if you shut the hell up
What if man: doesn’t answer
Me: :0
@@i3eaniie602 nigeria
Braig is the "As If" Man
What if I missed a creeps upload?
I would cry lol
“What if I ask the What-if man a question that even he doesn’t know the answer to?”
You will have never existed, the past will change from the point of time just before your conception to cause your mother to birth a different child.
I like how he referenced the Midnight man.
This was dope. I love this story and concept so much makes me wanna create my own story like this 😊
“What if” we kissed on the battlebus 🤭
It's interesting that the What If Man isn't necessarily even an evil entity, but definitely otherworldly, neutral, and transcendent.
"What if " someone was dumb enough to try this? They're plenty of those idiots around...tell us how it turns out lol...
I was just thinking I bet someone will be dumb enough too try this!😂😁😂😁😂😁
But its fictional lol
It's not _dumb_ to try it. If it's real (unlikely) then be smart and ask questions that'll actually help. If it's not real then just have fun and fool around.
@@lolasum_sumi_san What if....
The world ended.
My friend John 💀
Ah yes Reddit, the most supernatural place on internet.....
"What if you wrote down what the lottery numbers were going to be and gave it to me right now on this notepad?"
The "What if Man" is me at 3 am having philosophical and existential questions that have nothing to do with my life.
Me: What if I knew how many questions I could ask safely?
What if Man: You would ask the safe amount of questions.
Me: Then I'll ask an extra.
*What if man throws a smoke bomb and runs away
"What if you could not tell or show me the answer to this question or any subset of its recursions?"
*stands quietly
After a few minutes...
*standing quietly intensifies
That would be a what if so he can still do it he would tell you what the comments of this comment say
Pull a big brain move on the “What If” man and ask:
*”What if I knew how many questions I can ask safely?”*
“What if I asked you a question you couldn’t answer?”
He could still deny you the answer while playing in his rules. “Then you wouldn’t ask me that many questions”
still my favorite story 3 years later.
The what if man actually sounds like a nice being to talk to
That man had me shaking my head every time he was like “but what if-”
I saw the title and just thought, "do you mean my anxiety?"
The thing he takes is your peace of mind. The reason it takes some people more questions to hit that limit is because some people have the mental fortitude not to dwell on everything he’s said and shown and other’s don’t. I imagine some people could ask him all the questions in the world and lose nothing while some would lose everything after just one.
"What if I shot you in the face?"
Me
"What if you decide to be smart and didn't ask such a stupid question?"
Him
*Snaps my neck
The "What If" Man vs The "How Is" man
*WHO WINS THE NEXT BEST CRAZy EVENT OF The CENTURY??*
Here's an early pun, What If Creepypasta characters were real like us?
Are you trying to tell me that we are real?
L is Real 2021
@@Ollie0llie well I'm thinking Creepypasta characters mind you.
What if you were real? Instead of just a figment of my imagination ?
What if humans were actually real and I’m just not insane
What if spoons weren't occasionally made of metal?
:0
You devil....
Don't worry guys, the pic is just me walking into the hospital at night after pissing bees off for fun
Cringe
@@drippyog3935 bruh this was literally from three years ago. I've changed and grown as a person, and was just trying to make others laugh. You should do the same :)
I don’t know what good a “what if” question would even do you, it’s not like you can phrase it in such a manner “what If I knew the winning lottery number” he’d just say “you’d win the lottery”
YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS Sir! I'm here early today! I freaking love the stories that you choose for us.
Have a great day, Creeps and I'm sending you lots of love! 💞💞💞
You should mark instruction pastas somehow. I would have been on this a lot quicker if I knew beforehand.
With CreepsMcPasta, the stories terrify😱 and yet the voice soothes😊.
Have you ever heard the story of the tasty ravioli man? When little children go to the supermarket with their parents and pass by the tasty ravioli man, the children go into a frenzy until their parents purchase the tasty raviolis from him. Legend says he was a chef at one time. The only thing he leaves behind are his initials. -R.D.
What if fortnite never existed?
World peace and happiness!
Yup
Pachu dude
i actually really like this one. the what if man is interesting in so many different ways which i really like
Great story. Keep it up :)
The 'What If' Man: he makes AU stories of popular franchises.
I tried this and an old solids eating McDonald’s walked pass so I asked if it was him and he said “Want some candy? It’s over in my van.” And that’s the story how I got kidnapped
My refrigerator seeing me at three am before I shovel cheese in my mouth
The man man coming soon near you
I'm already here
What if he dint
Only time will tell