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  • What even is this game???
    Thank you to Kotaku for having the notes laid out nice and neatly
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  • @PMSeymour
    @PMSeymour  2 ปีที่แล้ว +410

    Check Out My Original Series Pilot, Cosmic Wonders!
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    • @TGY21133
      @TGY21133 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ok

    • @pyramidteam9961
      @pyramidteam9961 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      oh how far we've come

    • @rainstrip.
      @rainstrip. ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ok

    • @btcbuster5556
      @btcbuster5556 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      really banking on your one hit wonder huh?

    • @GameyGaming
      @GameyGaming ปีที่แล้ว

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  • @user-fu6uc6nb1u
    @user-fu6uc6nb1u 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11787

    Imagine going to Egypt, China, or France, and suddenly:
    Your dead ancestors are alive
    Your car breaks down
    And any type of relationship you had has now ended.

    • @coldburns
      @coldburns 4 ปีที่แล้ว +449

      that just sounds like my daily life

    • @phoonwax
      @phoonwax 4 ปีที่แล้ว +617

      Thats just Stardust Crusaders except the last part

    • @Ketsui.
      @Ketsui. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Damn, someone outran me on making a JoJo reference

    • @Ketsui.
      @Ketsui. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@kurina- JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, in the third Part (Stardust Crusaders), the main characters go to Egypt

    • @phonycony7158
      @phonycony7158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I thought this was a jojo reference at first

  • @PronounsInBio
    @PronounsInBio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8048

    I'm still sad that one can no longer try for baby with death

    • @Hanhan-fi1dr
      @Hanhan-fi1dr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +437

      "To give life with the embodiment of death, ironic, and yet beutiful"
      -Some dude once, most likely

    • @PronounsInBio
      @PronounsInBio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Johnathan, me. It was me.

    • @CatBetaBellanri1218
      @CatBetaBellanri1218 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Johnathan that's the entire rationalization of Frankenstein when he made the monster.

    • @sofer2230
      @sofer2230 5 ปีที่แล้ว +201

      "This isn't my job! This is the *opposite* of my job!"

    • @mp-lily7908
      @mp-lily7908 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Wait, can one still “woohoo” with Death? I hope so.

  • @narwhalgoddess8660
    @narwhalgoddess8660 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4199

    Imagine this scenario:
    Mom: go in the corner, you are on a time out
    Child: ok fi-
    *Child blows up*

    • @Smotoe47
      @Smotoe47 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      self destruct

    • @youraunt
      @youraunt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      toddler: uhhhh, i have fle- what the fuck they're gone

    • @lunakon5911
      @lunakon5911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Oh I’m die, thank you forever

    • @animatorblueberrysans7896
      @animatorblueberrysans7896 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      This sounds like an asdfmovie script

    • @DHAdArchivez
      @DHAdArchivez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Comedy!

  • @ascendedcat260
    @ascendedcat260 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10815

    Teacher when a meteor is heading towards the school: The national emergency alarm doesn't dismiss you, I do

    • @Solhurst
      @Solhurst 4 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      a s c e n d e d c a t that’s breaking the Geneva convention

    • @overlyhonestenby
      @overlyhonestenby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Lol omg

    • @xmas345
      @xmas345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I would’ve ran out the building anyway!

    • @lovelydolltime8006
      @lovelydolltime8006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      Teachers: "The meteor doesn't dismiss you, I do."

    • @CharlieCat18
      @CharlieCat18 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      God I can hear this and I know which teacher in high school who’d say it 😂

  • @cosmic-lust1757
    @cosmic-lust1757 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5668

    "PUT ME OUT LATER I WANT MY DEGREE IN BUSINESS ADMINISTRATION!!!"

    • @SuperSand
      @SuperSand 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      I want my degree in fire science

    • @furrytherapist9053
      @furrytherapist9053 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      I SEPNT 100K FOR FIRE FIGHTER SCHOOL LET ME GRADUATE THEN PUT ME OUT

    • @Xeralilly
      @Xeralilly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      666 likes

    • @novastar6755
      @novastar6755 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nobody like the comment anymore

    • @jessthewolf9609
      @jessthewolf9609 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I want my degree in being stupid!!!

  • @TheFairTale
    @TheFairTale 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18569

    _You know you've spent too much time playing Sims 3 when the patch notes start to make logical sense to you_

    • @tacokatoarts4life
      @tacokatoarts4life 5 ปีที่แล้ว +526

      I haven’t played in years, but they still make sense.

    • @hannahhays362
      @hannahhays362 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      TheFairTale I know 🤣

    • @Floofy_fluff
      @Floofy_fluff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      OMG IKR

    • @SilverScaleMA
      @SilverScaleMA 5 ปีที่แล้ว +387

      Yes... and when you know the exact combination of expansions that would have caused those glitches in the first place... 😅

    • @Journey_Awaits
      @Journey_Awaits 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Please explain that last one

  • @grayscale4960
    @grayscale4960 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5239

    Egypt, China, and France:
    Everyone: Why is it when something goes wrong, it's always you three?

    • @user-qy5si4gz1k
      @user-qy5si4gz1k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +315

      "Believe me, Professor. I've been asking myself the same question for 6 years."

    • @missy2375
      @missy2375 3 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Wait, what did Egypt and France do? For this its more USA, China or the U.K
      Edit: sorry I didnt watch the video fully yet, seen it now

    • @AgeofReason
      @AgeofReason 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Forgot Israel

    • @user-qy5si4gz1k
      @user-qy5si4gz1k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@AgeofReason What's going on with Israel??

    • @combativeThinker
      @combativeThinker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@user-qy5si4gz1k
      Nothing. He’s a Palestinian shill.

  • @JessyDupre
    @JessyDupre 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5931

    I didn't know that "Try For Baby" with the Grim Reaper was a glitch... but now I'm sad that it's gone...

    • @101Asa
      @101Asa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      Still works with vampires I think.

    • @IceBlueLugia
      @IceBlueLugia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      Yeah you can still try for baby with Vampire

    • @chaoticidiot1813
      @chaoticidiot1813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Damn now i cant make myself in the sims

    • @ballinbalgruuf8198
      @ballinbalgruuf8198 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      I remember that babies born from the grim reaper would be absolutely black

    • @asoaringheart
      @asoaringheart 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Bro... I'D 'try for baby' with the Grim Reaper. Always kinda wished I could jump his bones...

  • @TheKelsey307
    @TheKelsey307 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3215

    Sims can no longer woohoo in an elevator on different floors

    • @thebaseandtriflingcreature174
      @thebaseandtriflingcreature174 5 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      Sims can no longer eat gods.

    • @catastrophicivy
      @catastrophicivy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Deku bakugo said he wants you

    • @pianofry1138
      @pianofry1138 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Thats just wrong on so many levels

    • @kastle3322
      @kastle3322 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      You thought twelve inches was long, wait till you see twelve floors long

    • @gaspardsavoureux8680
      @gaspardsavoureux8680 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Sims will no longer wish to "Skinny dip" with mummies

  • @absolutechaos9728
    @absolutechaos9728 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13372

    But. I wanted a baby with Grim Reaper

    • @zellouwu7501
      @zellouwu7501 5 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      Boog Butt *No.*

    • @user-ki7fx7ge9c
      @user-ki7fx7ge9c 5 ปีที่แล้ว +299

      Zello UwU Yes

    • @user-ki7fx7ge9c
      @user-ki7fx7ge9c 5 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      Boog Butt I did too..

    • @phoenixablaze649
      @phoenixablaze649 5 ปีที่แล้ว +233

      Same, I wanna have a baby with Death itself 😂

    • @artsyscrub3226
      @artsyscrub3226 5 ปีที่แล้ว +312

      I feel like thats a fanfiction somewhere.

  • @heheheiamasuperstarwarrior9281
    @heheheiamasuperstarwarrior9281 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6399

    Yall ever wanna see a really cool painting so bad you develop jesus like abilities just to get closer to it?

    • @ca-sonne-creux
      @ca-sonne-creux 3 ปีที่แล้ว +257

      Have you ever had a dream that, that, um, that you had, uh, that you had to, you could, you do, you wit, you wa, you could do so, you do you could, you want, you wanted him to do you so much you could do anything?

    • @cheesyboy1627
      @cheesyboy1627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Casual divinity

    • @Man-ye4xm
      @Man-ye4xm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @RatSchlong 903 ah yes him

    • @comradewindowsill4253
      @comradewindowsill4253 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @RatSchlong 903 that you could do anything, yes. was he not clear?

    • @khunt5336
      @khunt5336 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@ca-sonne-creux Have you ever had a dream that eeeee eeeb beeebeebee eeeeee beebeb?

  • @TomJohnson67
    @TomJohnson67 4 ปีที่แล้ว +884

    I went to Egypt, China or France once.
    *My life hasn't been the same since*

    • @ABoxIsMyHome
      @ABoxIsMyHome 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      saying *or* breaks my brain

    • @yeaaaaaaaaaaahff
      @yeaaaaaaaaaaahff 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      don't you just hate it when you go to France and your uncle that died 20 years before you were born suddenly comes back to life, ugh, so annoying

    • @ABoxIsMyHome
      @ABoxIsMyHome 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yeaaaaaaaaaaahff been a few months whats the context

    • @MrCloudyPlums
      @MrCloudyPlums 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ABoxIsMyHome there was a patch note saying "ancestors will no longer come back to life when traveling to Egypt, France or China" or something along the lines of that

    • @ABoxIsMyHome
      @ABoxIsMyHome 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MrCloudyPlums yes lol why you explaining that this is the whole videos premise

  • @jaybutt4124
    @jaybutt4124 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13130

    My favorite patch note is where the sims can't leave a building, like school, to avoid a meteor, so they all just have to die cuz school is just that important.

    • @joshuanorman2
      @joshuanorman2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1189

      It was more like:
      Sims will now automatically leave a building which is going to be hit by a meteor, unless it is a school where they are not allowed to leave and will die

    • @Tonatsi
      @Tonatsi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +642

      Today, we will be learning why meteors are dangerous.
      This will be a live demonstration.
      Children, stay on class, you are being rude to the presenter if you leave.
      We will be watching from afar outside the school.

    • @tallahriehl8220
      @tallahriehl8220 5 ปีที่แล้ว +630

      The meteor doesn't dismiss you, I DISMISS YOU. NOW SIT DOWN AND LEARN Y-

    • @katsukibakugou2131
      @katsukibakugou2131 5 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      Tallah Riehl
      *BOOM*

    • @pensivex4250
      @pensivex4250 5 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      Imagine dying in math class holy shit

  • @ihaveaname699
    @ihaveaname699 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12885

    You forgot "Pianists can no longer play pianos that have already been detonated."

    • @PMSeymour
      @PMSeymour  5 ปีที่แล้ว +1409

      It'll be in the next episode

    • @ihaveaname699
      @ihaveaname699 5 ปีที่แล้ว +271

      @@PMSeymour *_SENPAI_*

    • @EvanSamano
      @EvanSamano 5 ปีที่แล้ว +257

      Legit died reading this comment. But now I'm stuck under a firetruck because I'm a ghost

    • @redking36
      @redking36 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Have 666 likes, Mr. Sans Lancertale.

    • @theofficialchannelofoffici7962
      @theofficialchannelofoffici7962 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      What is your name?

  • @scrawnymaniac7126
    @scrawnymaniac7126 4 ปีที่แล้ว +770

    "Sims can no longer "Try for Baby" with the Grim Reaper"
    what is wrong with society-

    • @101Asa
      @101Asa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Do it with a vampire.

    • @klillym1461
      @klillym1461 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Let me have a baby with the grim reaper!!!!

    • @HolyKhaaaaan
      @HolyKhaaaaan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I think it was Jim Pickens who did that. We're proud of the Great Leader.

    • @cheeselord3655
      @cheeselord3655 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      IKR?!? Why restrict love to just mortals?

    • @sundownerofficial
      @sundownerofficial 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lemme do this, come on.. I want a reaper baby

  • @matman000000
    @matman000000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +711

    "Honey, I'm so sorry your father died in Egypt."
    "Oh, he's not dead."
    "What?"
    "And I'm breaking up with you."
    "Whaaa??"

    • @lord_calci
      @lord_calci 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      "Oh, and your fire engine is broken."
      "What on Earth is going on?"

  • @scottb7115
    @scottb7115 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10505

    Callmekevin was responsible for the new ones

  • @windexcleaner7549
    @windexcleaner7549 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2919

    there's also
    "sims can now vomit at acceptable levels"
    or
    "there can now be meteor strikes , before it happens there will be an evacuation on the building about to be hit, and all sims will leave that building, except if it is a school in which the children are not aloud to leave and will always die"

    • @spacecat3198
      @spacecat3198 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      vM WildRush This actually happened to one of mine. I was like Uhhhhh

    • @ihavenolife7597
      @ihavenolife7597 4 ปีที่แล้ว +159

      "A meteor can hit a building, which case everyone will run out before the collision. Those who do not exit the building will die. Everyone will automatically leave if a meteor is approaching, unless it is a school, in which children are not allowed to leave and will always die."

    • @pluto3194
      @pluto3194 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      "There can now be meteor strikes"
      Almost heaven, West Virginia...

    • @gracev1654
      @gracev1654 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      those are hilarious

    • @resveries_
      @resveries_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@pluto3194COUNTRY ROOOOOOADS TAKE ME HOOOOOME

  • @ItsPhillip
    @ItsPhillip 3 ปีที่แล้ว +563

    Imagine eating a lasagne and your child changes gender.

    • @RespawnJupiter
      @RespawnJupiter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Trans child now

    • @painslut
      @painslut 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Quick ! Feed lasagna to my mother !

    • @ELbabotas1
      @ELbabotas1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Like total change, even the soul gets reversed

    • @Tyler23
      @Tyler23 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      100th like

    • @killerkitten7534
      @killerkitten7534 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @Insomnia_Gaming no you either have to eat apples for males or watermelon for female.
      That’s actually how you can influence a child’s gender in the sims no joke

  • @thatfiremanguy3033
    @thatfiremanguy3033 3 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    “Babe, I heard you just visited Egypt, China, Or France. ITS OVER NEVER CALL ME AGAIN!”
    **phone call ended**

  • @stairwaytofriday
    @stairwaytofriday 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5528

    Q: Can Single parents can give birth?
    A: Not anymore.

    • @cyver_5849
      @cyver_5849 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      10/10 grammar

    • @quinn9037
      @quinn9037 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Is this one of those "you read that wrong" comments? Cuz if not, you failed

    • @katsukibakugou2131
      @katsukibakugou2131 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Taby C bruh, it's just one mistake.

    • @MythicalHex
      @MythicalHex 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I don't see any mistakes?

    • @prestonjones1653
      @prestonjones1653 5 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Ceejay Plays
      Step 1) Get a Sim pregnant.
      Step 2) End Sim's Relationship before giving birth.
      Step 3) Eternal pregnancy.

  • @chiroptera626
    @chiroptera626 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2003

    What's sad is if I had Sims then I would have SO tried for a baby with the grim reaper. That kid would be badass.
    "Don't pick on Timmy, his Dad will kill you."
    "He's not gonna kill me, he'll just tell-"
    (Teacher) "-No, he will *literally* kill you Mikey. He killed Mrs. Johnson for saying Timmy was failing math."

    • @tallahriehl8220
      @tallahriehl8220 5 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      Also, the kid will be straight black. Grim's kids looked so cool.

    • @deadlydingus1138
      @deadlydingus1138 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      This would be awesome and adorable at the same time.

    • @avoidontheinternet9623
      @avoidontheinternet9623 5 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      chiroptera626
      Death’s Kid: And for career day I brought....my dad! The Grim Reaper!!

    • @caterpillar3275
      @caterpillar3275 5 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      Timmy's Friend: "my dad has the coolest job ever! He's a firefighter!"
      Timmy: "No, my dad has the coolest job ever! He's the grim reaper. He kills people for a living."
      Timmy's Friend: +leaves+

    • @letmetakeajormungandrattha8591
      @letmetakeajormungandrattha8591 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      This is amazing

  • @squiddiot5477
    @squiddiot5477 4 ปีที่แล้ว +447

    “Children and teens can no longer die from motive failure while on a time out”
    Taking time out to a whole new level

    • @Ramsey276one
      @Ramsey276one 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      5:15
      O
      M
      G
      XD

    • @gp75motorsports
      @gp75motorsports 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "You need to die? Well you can die after your time out is up, mister!"

  • @quentinwolfe2302
    @quentinwolfe2302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    0:25
    “Reduce” the urge. So they still urgently want to put away fire pits but just not as much anymore

  • @alyssasowell774
    @alyssasowell774 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1089

    Teens can definitely die in the sims. It was my birthday and I was aging into a young adult. I was excited because at this point I've been playing a few hours and my romance was doing good so I wanted to age up before getting engaged. My cake caught on fire, set me on fire, and just when I got to the shower I died in front of my mom.
    The end.

    • @meking1808
      @meking1808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      That got more intense after every word

    • @wannaastro4621
      @wannaastro4621 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      A teen I named Jamie Navienne died from a fire when he was grilling but all is well I went back in time (old save) and he’s alive

    • @peachtea7269
      @peachtea7269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      This went from 0-100 real quick

    • @hickorydaisy4117
      @hickorydaisy4117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      No no, they can’t die from motive failure anymore. You can’t starve them.
      Can drown them, though. Or burn them. Feed them to a cowplant. Etc.

    • @blueiris574
      @blueiris574 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I actually had a teen die from a school meteor. I tried to get them out, didn’t work. But now I know the answer.

  • @FlareBlitz64
    @FlareBlitz64 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2182

    I can't wait for him to get to the meteor one

    • @evalig871
      @evalig871 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      FlareBlitz64 yes omg

    • @lilandeintheirl
      @lilandeintheirl 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me either

    • @dracos0024
      @dracos0024 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      FlareBlitz64 You and me both.

    • @springboi338
      @springboi338 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *_oh boi_*

    • @ryan-ch6fp
      @ryan-ch6fp 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      so 1 year later how was it my man

  • @upnorteeh
    @upnorteeh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    Why do I feeling that 'Call Me Kevin' had a part in why some of these patches were needed.

    • @queenofclubs4927
      @queenofclubs4927 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Definitely

    • @Noclevernameshere
      @Noclevernameshere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      no for 1 he only did sims 4 (i will say the developers actually did a patch or 2 because of him in that game) also these patches were made probably before Jim Pickens was the name of a sims (also on another note i will never forgive EA for spending the time to patch the ice party thing when that would never happen normally WHILE THERE ARE SEVERAL GAME BREAKING BUGGS AND HORRIBLE EXPANSION/STUFF/GAME PACKS THAT ARE MORE SHALLOW THAN A 1 INCH POOL.)

    • @stephenheading2925
      @stephenheading2925 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Noclevernameshere He’a joking. Calm down.

    • @totallynothatguy1698
      @totallynothatguy1698 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@stephenheading2925 To be fair the ice party patch really sucked. Never disrespect our Dear Leader Jim Pickens again.

  • @tarha99
    @tarha99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    The unicorns' powers one made me so sad. I imagine a unicorn sacrificing its powers just to make everyone happy

  • @theman_themyth_themoth758
    @theman_themyth_themoth758 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3759

    4:51 Wel you know what they say...
    What ghost up
    Must come down

  • @kitkatmuffin
    @kitkatmuffin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1035

    I WANT MY DEGREE IN NINE DEGREE BURNS

    • @jessthewolf9609
      @jessthewolf9609 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @KitKatPotato
      What did they do, walk up to the sun? How do you get that bad of a burn?

    • @jiashanuhai3222
      @jiashanuhai3222 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😏😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣

    • @shk_
      @shk_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Now you have 10 degrees

    • @terrathedragongirl5420
      @terrathedragongirl5420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@shk_ Ayyyyyyy!

    • @gridgd
      @gridgd 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      1000th like

  • @vanguardtrainer924
    @vanguardtrainer924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Sim Devs: Why is it when something happens it is always you 3
    Egypt, China and France: *fused mike and sully meme*

  • @Zero_pussy_mf
    @Zero_pussy_mf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    Some jewish kid 2019 years ago: hey, check out that painting on the other side of the pool!

  • @sugar-rice
    @sugar-rice 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4238

    Remember kids, never go to Egypt, China, or France.
    Edit: I don’t ever remember watching this video or commenting this lmao

    • @hudgynsasdarl6967
      @hudgynsasdarl6967 5 ปีที่แล้ว +217

      Not even to kill a 118-year-old vampire?

    • @melodyfuri1004
      @melodyfuri1004 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Not even to save Alexander Hamilton?

    • @blueshell292
      @blueshell292 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      BUT MUMMY

    • @nitronikolai
      @nitronikolai 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Yeah not until the devs fix them in the next patch :/ really glitchy countries

    • @riverpaw3234
      @riverpaw3234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      R.I.P. people that live in Egypt, China, and France

  • @MissPhoenix-tq1vw
    @MissPhoenix-tq1vw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +926

    Somebody please animate this

    • @ihaveaname699
      @ihaveaname699 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      oh god i wanna do this now

    • @MissPhoenix-tq1vw
      @MissPhoenix-tq1vw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Please.

    • @otamatone3293
      @otamatone3293 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Here m.th-cam.com/video/xWYeoXGkYFU/w-d-xo.html

    • @stellarstarryyy
      @stellarstarryyy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ibis and Pandora The skelehuman and the Neko Fox hmmmmm....maybe.....

    • @MissPhoenix-tq1vw
      @MissPhoenix-tq1vw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Starry Night studios lol that’d be cool. But no pressure

  • @goot1087
    @goot1087 3 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    “Skyrim doesn’t even let the children die!”
    George Lucas does, though!

  • @ballerbeau69
    @ballerbeau69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    2:43 when the painting is beautiful you become Jesus

  • @IgnatianMystic
    @IgnatianMystic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    6:29 "Jesus Christ, Bill! Your gown's on fire! Put it out!"
    Bill: * engulfed in flames * "I'M NOT STOPPING, DROPPING, OR ROLLING UNTIL I GET MY DIPLOMA!!"

    • @SpiceyYT
      @SpiceyYT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      IgnatianMystic XD I CHECKED

  • @Marigold11037
    @Marigold11037 5 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    I was looking at the 2011 ones like "Wow! This was only a couple of years ago!"
    _It was seven._
    Edit: I'm gonna clarify, I mean that it was posted 7 years ago when I watched it, not that _I_ was 7

    • @canada1529
      @canada1529 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You mean 10

    • @Marigold11037
      @Marigold11037 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@canada1529 you can literally _see_ the date I posted my comment.

    • @canada1529
      @canada1529 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Marigold11037 lol

    • @rubyrouge5703
      @rubyrouge5703 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was 4 👀

    • @kittycatdays8719
      @kittycatdays8719 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      10 0-0

  • @Maxer4000
    @Maxer4000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I imagine the scene of graduation while there's a guy in the back is on fire waiting to get his diploma

  • @unfunny2386
    @unfunny2386 3 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    Imagine being a sim and just seeing all this shit happen, like "Oh, I see that Bob is driving to work with his son attached to his hand. And there's Alex, that go-getter her, attempting to get knocked up by the grim reaper! Ahhh, just a normal saturday."

    • @dogmatic2553
      @dogmatic2553 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      "attempting to get knocked up by the grim reaper" I CAN'T LMAOO

    • @Aaron47916
      @Aaron47916 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I just fuckin died, maybe cuz i metetealized in egypt, china then france

    • @davidparkes7741
      @davidparkes7741 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      "Oh & would you look at that, young Bobby is graduating today. Hmm, I didn't know he was in to fire stunts that much. Talk about dedication."

    • @sooooooot
      @sooooooot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Aaron47916 you gonna try for baby with the grim reaper?

    • @Aaron47916
      @Aaron47916 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sooooooot wait wasnt that patched

  • @LunaEclipse720
    @LunaEclipse720 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2349

    *Still waiting to be shown in a video for no absolute reason*

    • @Hanhan-fi1dr
      @Hanhan-fi1dr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Aren't we all?

    • @katier2283
      @katier2283 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Luna Eclipse hi!

    • @notaninterestingperson5769
      @notaninterestingperson5769 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I've seen this user before. I couldn't tell you where, just that I recognise their face. Their name. Their boldness. Something drew me to them. Something... odd, unlike anything I've felt before. If this was a noire film, I'd be monologuing at this point. Maybe it is.

    • @LunaEclipse720
      @LunaEclipse720 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I can't tell if you're creepy, trying to flirt with me, or on drugs.

    • @Hanhan-fi1dr
      @Hanhan-fi1dr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I believe the answer is "yes"

  • @teepotus5770
    @teepotus5770 5 ปีที่แล้ว +514

    Try reading them as God trying to fix life or something

    • @matthewjohnson427
      @matthewjohnson427 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Spinoff of God Creating Things? Yes!

    • @NeutralNinetails
      @NeutralNinetails 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Thats basically what it is.

    • @_b_e_a_n_s_
      @_b_e_a_n_s_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      God’s first few tries making humanity 😂

    • @rainIight
      @rainIight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      God when he sees people are literally fucking with death: WAIT, WAIT A MINUTE. I DID NOT ALLOW THIS. ANGEL!
      Angel: *Sigh* Yes, sir?
      God: MAKE IT SO PEOPLE CAN NOT HAVE SEX WITH DEATH. THIS IS GETTING OUT OF CONTROL.
      A: Wait, THAT WAS A PROBLEM???
      G: Also this guy is moving and now there is two fish in his fridge. I'm pretty sure that's also a problem.
      A: I SWEAR TO YOU-

  • @six_buck_dlc
    @six_buck_dlc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    God i love how overly specific the patch notes are. Like imagine someone whose never heard of this game and reads "Fixed a bug where if a Pregnant Sim climbs onto a mansion rooftop owned by a deceased Male Mummy, the height of the mansion has an impact on their feelings towards their second Best Friend"

  • @leumbi
    @leumbi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

    every other game: “finally, players finally wont stop clipping through walls!”
    the sims: “finally, players cant woohoo with their burning car!”

  • @jadelumi28501
    @jadelumi28501 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    I was playing the Sims 4 yesterday, and I had my Sim caring for his toddler before he went to the bathroom. AND THE TODDLER DECIDED TO LITERALLY STICK TO HIS HAND, AND I COULDN’T GET HER OFF. Eventually, I just had to restart the game, and now little Amelia has finally mastered walking.

  • @arseniikolesnikov9960
    @arseniikolesnikov9960 5 ปีที่แล้ว +626

    SIMS like he's having a good time reading this

    • @zellouwu7501
      @zellouwu7501 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I'm glad this game is just a
      SIMSulation
      Because, burning alive and being forced to graduation seems like it would generate pain SIMSulis

    • @alex_runarin
      @alex_runarin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      STOP
      IT

    • @zellouwu7501
      @zellouwu7501 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Gizilly Dream
      But.... It's so SIMSisfing to tell these SIMsational puns

    • @Budew-ef6tr
      @Budew-ef6tr 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ayyyyyy

    • @LeeAndergen
      @LeeAndergen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No.
      No.
      *From a distance* No.
      *Even further away* NO!
      *slams door*
      *From hallway* NO.
      jk that was well played

  • @GWASGY
    @GWASGY 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    No more "try for baby" w grim reaper is the real glitch. Epic fail.😔

  • @diegobrando3453
    @diegobrando3453 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Why is it that when something gamebreaking happens it's always you three?
    Egypt China France

  • @sejcai
    @sejcai 5 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    sims patch note:
    fixed bug where the baby comes out of your tv like the ring

  • @ihaveaname699
    @ihaveaname699 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    To quote Tumblr
    "I cried real tears."

    • @tallahriehl8220
      @tallahriehl8220 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      As opposed to crying fake tears...?

    • @meking1808
      @meking1808 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *How is it possible to cry **_real_** tears?*

  • @xxweirdofromspacexx1119
    @xxweirdofromspacexx1119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Egypt, China, and France:
    Reality can be whatever I want

  • @scoutwith124hp9
    @scoutwith124hp9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    2:49 Jesus just wants to check out the painting

  • @dragongaming2796
    @dragongaming2796 5 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    3:37
    Guys....
    I think we broke him...
    How do we fix him?
    Who has the PMSeymour instruction manual?
    We need to hurry we won’t survive long without him

    • @apen8265
      @apen8265 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Sky Dragon
      I think we just have to wait, and give him water.

    • @undead_gaming
      @undead_gaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Um I think the dog ripped it up!

    • @quinn9037
      @quinn9037 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      GhostGirlGaming oh crap, what do we do now?

    • @dragongaming2796
      @dragongaming2796 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      GhostGirlGaming shoot.. well we’re doomed

    • @cottonkyandi1760
      @cottonkyandi1760 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Have you tried turning him off and back on again?

  • @mightyflamberge713
    @mightyflamberge713 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    6:15 Imagine a guy just holding his hand out and screaming at the ceremony.

  • @xpr0gidy
    @xpr0gidy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    5:25
    Parent: go stand in the corner!
    Child/Teen: *literally fucking dies*

  • @official-obama
    @official-obama 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    2:34 fixed an issue that causes the world to restart from the hadean when traveling to egypt, china or france.

    • @mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072
      @mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ???? Hadean

    • @official-obama
      @official-obama ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 it's when the earth first formed
      from google:
      2. GEOLOGY
      relating to or denoting the period when the earth was forming.
      "a new analysis of Hadean mineralogy"

    • @mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072
      @mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@official-obama so… I’m context what does that mean?

    • @official-obama
      @official-obama ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 what?

    • @mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072
      @mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@official-obama restart from hadean. Forgive me. I’m still not confident in natives speakers English

  • @silversnowpoff2336
    @silversnowpoff2336 5 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    My question is: why the hell were these in the game in the first place?

    • @tallahriehl8220
      @tallahriehl8220 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      For the glory of chaos!
      Also, EA sucks.

    • @ultimaterecoil1136
      @ultimaterecoil1136 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Tallah Riehl who was the TH-camr that did all these things and thereby made ea have to patch their game

    • @tallahriehl8220
      @tallahriehl8220 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Call Me Kevin has a fair number of hilarious Sims videos, many of which star our lord and savior Jim Pickens.

    • @alexbenavidez4500
      @alexbenavidez4500 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      The sims is a pretty big game and full of virtually limitless variables the more that you play
      Eventually something fucks up or isn't compatible
      A good example of this is the glitch that allows incest if you've been playing the game through too many generations
      It starts to get confused adding up all the family trees and glitches are far more likely to happen as a result
      A lot of physical bugs are due to how customisable the world is and the fact that with custom content, there's virtually limitless ways to have environments and objects interact with one another
      Something as simple as an animation in a specific jacket may not look as smooth as it would in just a t shirt due to clipping
      Or the different heights of sims or weight of them can change how smoothly they intersperse with the environment
      Multiple effects can stack as well, but some visible effects may not have an animation sequence a sim is about to do, so they just lose the visible effect and so on
      A good example of that is fucking zombies. When the hordes of zombies rise up around your house on a full moon, they will remain there all night until the next morning, then they leave your property by hilariously getting into cars and disappearing
      But if it's raining, there's no animation for zombie sims to get into cars after putting up umbrellas, so they suddenly turn human to do that after spending 4 hours shuffling and growling and moaning at your window whilst green lmao

    • @awildfilingcabinet6239
      @awildfilingcabinet6239 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It’s the Sims. These things are a daily occurrence

  • @elizabethh.9556
    @elizabethh.9556 5 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    I have a story that happened to me today.
    I just saw an old woman sniff a sunflower and say, "it's meat; it's not vegan" like really confidentially.

    • @anidami6468
      @anidami6468 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      What in tarnation
      Also, that profile picture is driving me insane.
      Oh wait. I'm already insane.

    • @hls6627
      @hls6627 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I thought your profile picture was a piece to stray hair and I tried to brush it off my screen unsuccessfully

    • @MiiChanx
      @MiiChanx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      sure you did.

    • @fatymah1138
      @fatymah1138 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Beatrice The Golden and then everyone clapped

    • @Rocknoids
      @Rocknoids 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      r/thathappened

  • @Ramsey276one
    @Ramsey276one 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    1:09 and he hasn't yet made it to the GRIM REAPER...

  • @weirdettepoop2697
    @weirdettepoop2697 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    1:38
    Just imagine grabbing a never-ending slice of pizza.

  • @TheAdvertisement
    @TheAdvertisement 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    0:30 That still happens in real life whenever my Mom sees someone she knows.
    Also that 1 dislike was from the ghost that didn’t receive a diploma.

  • @shovelgoat3017
    @shovelgoat3017 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    There is no escaping these notes. There is no possibility of not laughing at this. Stuck forever in a vortex. Like going into a swimming pool only for the ladder to disappear. Trapped, doomed to an aquatic grave.

    • @peggo1217
      @peggo1217 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wonder where you got that idea

    • @tallahriehl8220
      @tallahriehl8220 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sims 3 patch #492

    • @LordofFullmetal
      @LordofFullmetal 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not anymore, those fuckers can climb out now! You gotta wall the entire pool off to stop them.

  • @vanukas8783
    @vanukas8783 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    5:48 unicorns get their power from sorrow and anger

  • @no_name4415
    @no_name4415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    What if you wanted to try a baby with the Grim Reaper,
    but god said *"No."*

  • @shadowgirl1239
    @shadowgirl1239 5 ปีที่แล้ว +307

    Congratulations Sims. You broke Pat.

    • @thecobbfamily7761
      @thecobbfamily7761 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ShadowGirl12345678910 Congratulations Pat. You broke pat

    • @thecobbfamily7761
      @thecobbfamily7761 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Congratulations sims you broke me

    • @jessthewolf9609
      @jessthewolf9609 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Congrats, Sims!
      You got a degree!
      _in idocy_

    • @jessthewolf9609
      @jessthewolf9609 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol
      I slept idiocy wrong, talking about some being an idiot!
      _ironic._

    • @jessthewolf9609
      @jessthewolf9609 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Trick this, spelt

  • @TransGirlGaming
    @TransGirlGaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    I lost it at the "try for baby" with grim reaper

    • @powerthunfischdesdonners3086
      @powerthunfischdesdonners3086 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      imagine when the kid dies "no young man, you´re now grounded for dying! now come back to life and to your room!"

  • @kyleb.4384
    @kyleb.4384 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    5:20
    Oh yeah, kids can die
    Me and my sister drowned one because we decided that we didnt want a child in thr house
    This had made us say the sentence 'Lets give Cole the murder room, he deserves it'
    On the childs gravestone we put 'We never liked you'
    Cole was a murderer oc btw
    (In the sims! Me and my sister didnt drown a real child)

  • @4sety
    @4sety ปีที่แล้ว +10

    4:07 Child Protection Worker: "ma'am, we have determined you unfit to raise this child"
    child: *rips a hole in the space-time continuum*

  • @PrincessFelicie
    @PrincessFelicie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    "Eating specific prepared meals no longer has an impact on an unborn baby's gender"
    Also known as pulling a Ruka Urushibara

    • @rosiecooper8030
      @rosiecooper8030 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Strawberries and pop music for boys, in TS3

  • @noahriddell8031
    @noahriddell8031 5 ปีที่แล้ว +842

    *KEEVIIIN!!*
    Points if you get the reference

    • @otamatone3293
      @otamatone3293 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      That darn Kevin! Making all these EA workers do extra stuff that wasn't a problem before!

    • @boulevardo5067
      @boulevardo5067 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      J I M P I C K E N S

    • @Rennothy
      @Rennothy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Oh
      My
      JIM PICKENS!!!

    • @jakesteampson7043
      @jakesteampson7043 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Otamatone
      At least the workers aren't trapped in his basement serving as his food.

    • @snugglebabe70
      @snugglebabe70 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Noah Riddell DARNIT KEVIN

  • @leurunner4764
    @leurunner4764 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    3:17 yes, they can fly, but cars are still faster. they fly at a max speed that's about the same as that of a person riding a bicicle.

  • @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa790
    @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa790 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    4:37 Reminds me of that video about some girl who went to a New Years party, and there was one on the main floor and a different one in the basement.

  • @flibbernodgets7018
    @flibbernodgets7018 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    This is the virtual equivalent of those funny dead letter laws or ridiculous warnings that seem obvious to anyone with common sense. You know they must have happened to someone at some point, no matter how ridiculous it sounds. You know that someone had the police called on them for a situation involving a donkey sleeping in a bathtub in Arizona, and that someone with a peanut allergy sued a company for not making it clear that their peanut butter *may* contain nuts.

    • @leilah5434
      @leilah5434 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      my god people are idiots. its amazing that we managed to get this far

    • @ashcyr3711
      @ashcyr3711 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      i freaking love blue laws. did you know that in sone states, it's illegal for a horse to eat a fire hydrant?

  • @aequinoctiale
    @aequinoctiale 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Please take a look at "The Strange Log" twitter account it's essentially a compilation of all weird video game change logs ever

  • @katlyndobransky2419
    @katlyndobransky2419 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    *When you want to leave school because a meteor is coming but class isn’t over*

  • @localmenace3043
    @localmenace3043 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    0:37 *FLASHBACKS*

  • @marsh690
    @marsh690 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    *Pat saying Oof is my new religion*

  • @yourownpersonalexistential2470
    @yourownpersonalexistential2470 5 ปีที่แล้ว +745

    *Still waiting to be noticed by senpai, though it is no longer possible as he has stopped using TH-cam comments*
    Edit: YESSSSSSS THANK YOU

  • @sosansational
    @sosansational 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "you can no longer try for baby with the - wheezing - GRIM REAPEEERRRRR"

    • @slavbigyoshi7677
      @slavbigyoshi7677 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ᵍʳⁱᵐ ʳᵉᵃᵖᵉʳ

    • @RespawnJupiter
      @RespawnJupiter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🇬 🇷 🇮 🇲  🇷 🇪 🇦 🇵 🇪 🇷

  • @tsedgwick12
    @tsedgwick12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "Grim im sorry we cant have our dream family"

  • @avery1093
    @avery1093 5 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    .....I can't breathe.....send help.....

    • @katier2283
      @katier2283 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Avery BigMess hi!

    • @avery1093
      @avery1093 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Katie Richards hello!

    • @deguchifamily_9620
      @deguchifamily_9620 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Avery BigMess HEY!!!

    • @tost5936
      @tost5936 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      breath is a noun, the fact that you cannot [noun] is astounding and i require you to teach me your paradoxial ways

    • @Hanhan-fi1dr
      @Hanhan-fi1dr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      no i will not, i will be the only one

  • @acatgif
    @acatgif 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    The Sims Patch Notes are the best thing you could ever read. They’re hilarious! 😂

  • @knuti27
    @knuti27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    0:52 is rng manipulation at its finest

  • @CheesyLizzy
    @CheesyLizzy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "Children and teens can no longer die from motive failure while in a Time Out"
    They were able to literally die of depression from being sent to Time Out, that's just sad D:

  • @whimsy5623
    @whimsy5623 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    2:59
    True irony would be having them view a painting of Jesus.

  • @neonwillowleaf
    @neonwillowleaf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    ok no joke hearing Seymour laugh just makes my heart warm he is so pure omg

  • @unfortunateperson3225
    @unfortunateperson3225 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    there are seven minutes and thirty four seconds in this video, most of them are filled with LAUGHTER

  • @holliehrm7928
    @holliehrm7928 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Er, partially mutated Seymour? Are you ok? XD
    *whispers* guys... _guys_ ... I think we broke 'im...

    • @Hanhan-fi1dr
      @Hanhan-fi1dr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This is preferable, because i don't know who is WHOle, but I see me in a MEss

    • @il_aquilus
      @il_aquilus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Johnathan wow. *slow clapping*

    • @holliehrm7928
      @holliehrm7928 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I...I...I don't get it xD

    • @tadeogomez7303
      @tadeogomez7303 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The ExplosiveEnderman
      Nor do I. You're not the only one.

    • @holliehrm7928
      @holliehrm7928 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tadeo Gomez I think we should get it...
      (For lack of better word...duh.)

  • @neptune9647
    @neptune9647 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    6:12 Now look, Jimmy. I know that you're on fire. But you still need to attend your graduation.

  • @ShardzCR
    @ShardzCR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    “Oh, that’s a cool painting by the swimming pool! I gotta get a closer look!”
    *performs a miracle*
    “Oh yeah, I like this painting!”
    *everyone staring because some random guy walked on effing water*

  • @harperreese264
    @harperreese264 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    kid: gets put in time out
    kid: *guess I’ll die*

  • @marije-382
    @marije-382 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    1:19 I can’t believe it. My life has been a lie. My friend and I tried multiple times to have kids with the grim reaper in the sims, it took us years. Only tried 3 times but still. But we saw it on TH-cam so we knew it was ‘possible’. I can’t BELIEVE it wasn’t possible since 2009..

  • @TheYagich
    @TheYagich 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    6:46 oh you'll get your degree, don't you worry pal.
    A third degree that is.

  • @fredricknoe3114
    @fredricknoe3114 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    0:22 that would have saved me 16 years of pain.

    • @vox.6607
      @vox.6607 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I just like to keep on pressing 0:22 and listen to him say “oof”

  • @beaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
    @beaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Anyone remember the part where you could no longer try for baby ʷᶦᵗʰ ᵗʰᵉ ᵍʳᶦᵐ ʳᵉᵃᵖᵉʳ ˀ

  • @alexeiwells6363
    @alexeiwells6363 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I am now very tempted to play Sims

  • @Ashtray2341
    @Ashtray2341 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    How about a facecam in the next "Reading the sims patch notes" so we could see how much laughter you can make.
    ...Just an idea tho...

    • @deloptin545
      @deloptin545 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      YEEEEES WEEEEEEEE NEEEEEEEEEEED DEEEEEEES

    • @Ashtray2341
      @Ashtray2341 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Deloptin YAASS

    • @neoxus30
      @neoxus30 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It may be that i'm disgusting but i can't stand watching reaction videos with a face)

    • @Giraffe143
      @Giraffe143 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HE DID IT

    • @milklover0110
      @milklover0110 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He does

  • @tsuaririndoku
    @tsuaririndoku 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    “Become enemies with the Child” should be a feature. It is making Asian Parenting A LOT MORE HISTORICAL ACCURATE

  • @Bacxaber
    @Bacxaber 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Your voice kinda sounds like JonTron.