Lauren's bitlife: This My bitlife: as soon as im born diagnosed with cancer, age two my dog dies, age three diagnosed with the corona virus, and age four diagnosed with depression. I am scared to age up.
Lauren: *gets Coronavirus* Also Lauren: *doesn’t realize her bit-life self may have caused the pandemic* Edit: Thank you for all the likes! I’ve never gotten this much before!!
Fun fact the corona virus was starting to get really bad in November 2019 in China but you're comment was really funny, this in no means is any hate, I'm just saying
I know, I played as a boy and I kept getting symptoms, he kept ignoring it... twice he almost went to the doctor but he chose never mind. Then it said he died from heart diesese (I know I spelt it wrong auto correct doesn’t want to fix it, and it’s one of the couple words I can’t spell)
miaula104 do you know what Salvation means or what the Laiden frost effect means or what a magenetar is or what a neutron Star is without searching them up? I know :/
4:48 Lauren: Quickest life ever! Me: Once my BitLife character was taken ransom at age 4 and demanded 20,000,000 dollars from my family for me back, I eventually got cancer while being stuck with my kidnapper and died at the age of 6. That is the quickest life ever.
1:10: Obviously I'm not pregnant Present Lauren casually having the cutest angel yet creepiest angel (jk she's cute but that one short Lauren uploaded)
Me: Looks at zodiac sign Me: Cool I’m a Virgo too! Me: Hey I was born on September 8th too?! Me: Hey I was also born in New York..! Me: My name is also Lauren-
Me: Hmmm... didn't i see this already- *Oh yea, K a s s i e* Edit: Guys/Girls, I saw Kassie's (Gloom's) video first. I know bijuu did it but i watched it after.
Omg, her just saying "what if that's how I tell Bobby that I'm pregnant. But obviously I'm not pregnant" that shook me to the core. All I thought of is "You are now!"
BitLife: Your mother married David Dobrik Lauren: Will he give me a tesla? BitLife: You'll call him Dad! I see u bitlife, tryin to get Lauren that tesla ;)
Lauren: Heather wants to be my friend! Please say yes! BitLife: Heather *Roach* is now your friend. Me: No offense to anyone with the last name but, Lauren your friend is .... H e a t h e r R o a c h
Bijuu Mike, Lauren, and Gloom in this challenge: - ends up in the military -has to diffuse a minefield - gets coronavirus - takes suspicious packages oversees - asked to join the weakest gang in prison - parent dies and they can’t attend the funeral - goes to doctor but refuses treatment
2:12
"I'm apparently still 53% good looking. I don't see it but, I'll take it."
Same :D
Me lol
Same
Lol
Yup same
Hahaha
POV: your looking for a comments that's not "Lauren: "Im obviously not pregnant" Future Lauren: "I'm pregnant"
True
No,I’m internally punching all the people that comment it
Yep
Im not looking for it
That’s what I’m doing and I just found it
Lauren: I’m not pregnant,
Everyone watching this in November: The future is now, old *Lauren*
Lol
So true
hii im watching in nov
haha yesss
So actual true😂🤣
"Obviously I'm not pregnant"
1 year later: *has a baby now*
i love how all of the top comments are about her newborn daughter
Lauren be like:I am not pregnant and I won’t be next year
Next year:👨👩👧
That aged well
less then a year
Ikr
Lauren: “obviously i’m not pregnant”
Also lauren like 2 days ago: “so,,i’m pregnant”
Lol
this is before she got pregnant ;-;
@@legos4360 I'm not a troll but i don't wanna start a fight
@@legos4360 You can see when it was made if you scroll down-
@@legos4360 because I don't wanna start a fight, gosh
Lauren: ‘I’m not pregnant’
Me: ‘yes you are’
She was not 9 months ago lol
I said this tooo! Lol 😂
I said the same thing
preganointanigantiant
Welp she’s pregnant again i hope melody loves her sibling
Lauren: *"Obviously I'm not pregnant"*
Lauren in the future: *"I'm pregnant"*
yusss
I was about to comment that 😂
I'm glad we're all on the same page and remember this 😂
LMAOJFJDVSBEHDH THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING
@@feetsniffer893 SAME LOLLLL
When you're watching this and she already has a baby named Melody: Well, that story was different...
@Haruko Cherry blossom ya
lol
fr
fr
Fr
“I’m not pregnant”then “IM PREGNANT!!!” Now
did she wear this when she told him?
@@jaimeyjessen-olson5300 probably
Yeah
lol
😂 LOL
How the bitlife went
Jail: Lauren: Dangit
Jail: Lauren: ok
Jail: lauren: hey sistas I'm back
LdCrystalwolfz I love how she is never necessarily mad about it
LdCrystalWolfz oh my god THAT JUST HAPPENED
@@angela.9843 3th... oh my god.
Hi Crystal, Btw wobba wobba
@@angela.9843 Sorry to be that person...
3rd*
Lauren: What if this was how I told Bobby I was pregnant
9 months later: *takes out hoodie*
Ye
that would be hilarious
Lol
@@urmom-lx8gc Lauren has a kid
@@unicornmagicalworld i know i think i replied to the wrong comment
past lauren: “imagine if i got pregnant…”
present lauren: if only i could tell her…
haha
Hahaha
Me: listening to video while drawing
Lauren: "ooh! A friend!"
What I hear: *"ew, a friend!"*
BBAY FROM EBAY mOOd
@@summer6993 〜(꒪꒳꒪)〜
glad im not the only one ;-_-
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
[>
"My mom died. She doesn't look very happy."
-Lauren 2020
LMAO 💀😂
trash xxx The second I read this is the second she said it! 😱😂
>.
that part is so funny
Cenk Erali me to
Lauren: 'my life is terrible and I am only 3'
Me: MOOD
Ooooh your a member fancy
Sophia • obviously not 🙄
Me: alright that's a mood
Lauren: This could be the shortest live ever!
Me: *Starts a bitlife, gets cancer at 1 year, dies from cancer at 3 years*
Uh- uh- oh wow
Omg In bitlife I had cancer when I was 1 👁️👄👁️
once i died at 2 from a grenade launcher my brother shot at me. :'D
One time in BitLife I died from a infected scratch
@@boba9223 thats not possible lol you can only get things once you age up once
8 months ago; I’m not pregnant obviously: 2020: IM PREGNAT
Yep 👌🏼
Pregnat?
@@millyfilly8111 yes. Deal with my typing.
Lauren:"I'm.?pregnat or am i.pregrenant? Pregregrant? Pregernat pregernant?"
@@luckyeight4148PREGNAT duh
anyone notice
10:28: age 59: my niece, Cassandra, married James Charles, a 44 year old restaurant worker
Lol
@Averyplays- Roblox and more! ye go to the time mark to see for yourself
oml i literally see it now-
OMG BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LMAIDKEJSNMSJSMDMMD OH MY GOD
Lauren: “Obviously I’m not pregnant”
Me, 8 months later: *oh is that so*
LOL
( ´◡‿ゝ◡`)
I like your pfp and true
@@sobosoup thank you :)
OMG I WAS ABT TO SAY THAT AHHH!!!
2020 lauren: obviously im not preagnant
2021lauren: ummmmm yeah you had no idea
Ye🤣
Actually in 2020 she was pregnant.
She was pregnant in 2020
*Early 2020 Lauren
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
"I dont actually have to make a decision"
Ugh, I wish I didnt have to make decisions in REAL LIFE
Same!
Nice name tho. Like on TH-cam
But then you might end up like Lauren’s character
Nobody:
The game:"your mother has married David dobrick"
Lauren: WILL HE BUY ME A TESLA!?!?
*MOOD*
r/uselessnobody
Catbug The Dog r/ihavereddit
😂
Its dobrik and who asked?
Moonlight Gacha's the heck is wrong with your oc no offense
Lauren's bitlife: This
My bitlife: as soon as im born diagnosed with cancer, age two my dog dies, age three diagnosed with the corona virus, and age four diagnosed with depression. I am scared to age up.
you have it ruff
Just remember: you can always just restart
o hel nu
oh that's not a good pint to be at XD
Remember it ISNT real
I wanted to read some comments but all I see is
Lauren: „I'm not pregnant”
Future Lauren: I Am pregnant
Same
Everyone watching this after finding out that she was pregnant just laughing
Th comment I was looking for. Edit omg I have neaver had so many likes thank you so so much!
OMG YES DJSBSHSS
😆 😂
Yep
Same😂
*”my life is terrible and I’m only three”*
This made me think..that’s exactly how my life started-
Same- 😂😂
My mom died a day before my birthday
Gunner Sansa oof
Hell my life was already terrible when i was only 1min old
@@mikellkling4497 sad😥😭
Little did Lauren know 8 months later her shirt would be her reality
Hahaha
And in your reality
If I do t know how to love youuuu I’ll leave you be
“Obviously I’m not pregananant”
11 months later
“Hi guys I’m pegnant...”
U spelled pregnant wrong twice lol
@@coco-pops8116 yes, I know, that was the point
gregnant
@@Meowcatkittykat ur stoopid 🤪 lol
@@idklol3390 pregananana doo doo doo havanananana
Lauren: my life is terrible and I’m only three
Bailey Rickard uhm,yeah?
14 year old girls:impossible mine is worse
@@aprilsaldivar2889LOL
I think we all heard the intro....
Lauren: you can’t arrest me I’m a lawyer
*"Your father married David Dobrik!"*
*excuse me what-*
Lol
i-
@t h a t w e e b OwO Lauren : uhhh
Gays :/
t h a t w e e b OwO Ö will he?
Lauren 8 months ago: *talks about how she’s not pregnant*
Me currently: 👁👄👁
RIGHT 😭
@Drawingbells 665 yeah same.. 😞 😔 😢 💔💔💔
👁👄👁
👀
👄
IN HER NEW VID SHE SAID SHE GAVE BIRTH WHILE U ARE WATCHING IT SHE SAID FOR A FEW WEEKS SHE WILL BE POSTING PRE FILMED VIDEOS
All of the comments Lauren: "Obviously I'm not pregnant"
Lauren in the future: "I'm pregnant"
Me: not anymore!
Omg truee
Lauren: also don’t try to roll dice when making important life decisions
Me: *slowly puts down dice i was about to roll*
Emma Merida I will not like this, it is at 69 I’m sorry
@@sandiereese6966 It's already ruined its at 92 likes
Me: plays monopoly
No it's at 122
Cuphead please don't do that a second time
“Quickest life ever” In this game I died at three from cancer but first when I was one my sister jumped off a 13 story building
in bitlife....right
@@bigmonsta8681 Probably They said "In the game"
@@bigmonsta8681 yes in BitLife if I died I couldn’t have wrote this comment
@@cakes0919 phew
but why would she
8 months ago Lauren "I'm not pregnant", Now "I'm pregnant!"
Lauren : obviously I’m not pregnant
Universe : little does she know 😏
“You can’t arrest me I’m a war hero” I was cracking up 😂
finally found a comment that has nothing to do with her PREGNANCY
@@jaiden7727 yas
@@jaiden7727 Seriously tho,like why do comments just copy the popular ones 👁-👁
This is literally the only comment not about her saying obviously I’m not pregnant
@@jaiden7727 yes finally after years of searching
Lauren: *gets Coronavirus*
Also Lauren: *doesn’t realize her bit-life self may have caused the pandemic*
Edit: Thank you for all the likes! I’ve never gotten this much before!!
YES
I- just wow.... I’m speechless how wrong this is... the pandemic was a LOT less bad in February.
Home Of Nog Ops yeah... my school has closed for the rest of the school year
i was about to comment that
Fun fact the corona virus was starting to get really bad in November 2019 in China but you're comment was really funny, this in no means is any hate, I'm just saying
Lauren: chooses surprise me
BitLife: I’m about to end this girl’s whole bitlife career
Edit: \( •0• )/ 884 (rn 1.8k) likes omg!
I know, I played as a boy and I kept getting symptoms, he kept ignoring it... twice he almost went to the doctor but he chose never mind. Then it said he died from heart diesese (I know I spelt it wrong auto correct doesn’t want to fix it, and it’s one of the couple words I can’t spell)
@@jwsnyderaal HAHAHAHA
miaula104 do you know what Salvation means or what the Laiden frost effect means or what a magenetar is or what a neutron Star is without searching them up? I know :/
@@jwsnyderaal yes I'm in college and its disease just to tell you
@@jwsnyderaal disease
Lauren:don’t role dice when trying to make important life choices
Dnd players:T_T
Finally A normal comment xD
Lauren:
Bitlife: MY TIME HAS COME TO RUIN HER LIFE ONCE AGAIN.
1:01 the foreshadowing OMGGGGGG
Lauren: “DEPRESSION!” 3 seconds later Lauren : “great. My life’s going great!” 😂
Edit: tysm for the likes 💗💗💗💗💗
Now 40
@@Sunflower-pl1nl omg tysssmmmm
Now 41
57
I hate when people edit their comments then say:
Edit: Thanks so much for many likes!
Edit2: 1k likes gee!!
Or something. It's so annoying!!!
12 straight minutes of Lauren just saying “BITLIFE WHYY! Or THANK YOU BITLIFE😂”
Beginning “ I’m not pregnant “ 8 months later she’s pregnant
Nobody:
Lauren: *yOu cAn’T aRrEsT mE! I wAs A wAr HeRo*
Lauren: yes we are going to the doctor finally
Bitlife: nah we aren't going to let you get treated any ways.
Me: 😂😂
Hi Kimberly, Btw wobba wobba
Past Lauren:i’m not pregnant
Future Lauren:here we are now..
“can you imagine this is how i told bobby i was pregnant?”
*foreshadowing...*
same I think she told the future to be honest
“i mean i’m cool with that” “ooo will he buy me a tesla”
Hello person with Lauren profile
Wheaty Dastarfox hiiii
Suspicious person that look just like the person im watching right now XD
shiny-moltres :o
shiny-moltres i wish
No one:
Nobody a single soul:
Lauren: iM oNlY tHrEe
Past Lauren: I'm not Pregnant
Present Lauren: yeah....... sure
Little did Lauren know that actually telling Bobby she’s pregnant would be even more awkward-
4:48 Lauren: Quickest life ever!
Me: Once my BitLife character was taken ransom at age 4 and demanded 20,000,000 dollars from my family for me back, I eventually got cancer while being stuck with my kidnapper and died at the age of 6. That is the quickest life ever.
wow
I died at age 0 because of a tumor in my back hand ;-;
Oh lord Rebecca now that’s the quickest life ever
Rebecca Rubin Not as short as yours, but I died at 3 of whooping cough ;-;
😳
Lauren: My happinesses is at an all time low
Me:
Me: thaT IM AT AN ALL TIME LOW LOW LOW LOW-
Im glad im not the only one xD
*e p i c*
Scott said that in the Tomigochi life
I WAS JUST LISTENING TO THAT SONG ITS SO GREAT
love that song haha
1:10: Obviously I'm not pregnant
Present Lauren casually having the cutest angel yet creepiest angel (jk she's cute but that one short Lauren uploaded)
Bitlife: Your mom has married David dobrik! Lauren: I'm cool with that, Is he gonna buy me a tesla Bitlife: David dobrik has divorced your mother 😌
In my country we spell mom as Mum
@@auberymckay9268 ok and in theirs they spell it Mom
@@auberymckay9268 cool
lauren: you cant arrest me im a WaR HeRo
your friend heather wants to be best friends! me: *starts singing the entire heathers soundtrack*
EDIT: WTH HOW DID I GET SO MANY LIKES PFFT-
Oml...I FOUND ANOTHER FAN OF HEATHERSS
@@marswasnthere1942 yassssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
@@floweryfields942 yassssssssssssssssssssssssssss
SAAAAAAMMMNEEEE!!!
candy store~
"Obviously I'm not pregnant".
A few months later: Hey guys! I'm pregnant!
anyone who gets the chance to readthis, just like to say: stay blessed💗
thank you :)) i subbed
😀
You too 💖
You too
You are just doing that for likes!🤨🤨
Doctor: We can treat your coronavirus
Bitlife: I'll pass
Doctor: Oh you'll pass alright
Oop-👀
This Girl r/wooosh
What does that mean
I don’t get the joke
@@alyssca
The doctor is saying they'll pass aka die
BitLife: *"go to the doctor"*
Lauren: FINALLY THE DOCTOR!
BitLife: SIKE >:)
I know
Lauren: “Obviously I’m not pregnant”
Me and literally everybody else: “Oh Lauren just you wait”
"Obviously I'm not pregnant"
* a few moments later *
"IM PREGNANT"!
Me: Looks at zodiac sign
Me: Cool I’m a Virgo too!
Me: Hey I was born on September 8th too?!
Me: Hey I was also born in New York..!
Me: My name is also Lauren-
How To Squeaks o-o
O-O ITS YOU?
Oh wow
PLOT TWIST THE BIT LIFE PEOPLE ARE REAL!
My birthday is the 9th of September lol
“Making life decisions in my own life is terrifying, and I don’t wanna do it”
*Creates mystery bathbombs*
Lauren: "I'm not pregnant"
Her now: *Has a baby named Melody*
Lauren:Obviously I'm not pregnant
Everyone who came back from her recent video in 2020: YEEEEAH about that
Yesssssssssssss I was looking for this comment hahaha
@@amychalmers495 This same comment but different is literally everywhere, have you actually been looking?
@@sarasmith241 no ahahaha
Who’s watching this after she’s actually prgnant
Me
Me!!
Me
basically everyone
Yᴇᴀʜ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ
Me: Hmmm... didn't i see this already-
*Oh yea, K a s s i e*
Edit: Guys/Girls, I saw Kassie's (Gloom's) video first. I know bijuu did it but i watched it after.
And I oop-🤭
Noo its bijuu Mike first doing this challenge
@@Miniioen I saw Kassie's (Gloom's) video first.
Bijuu Mike upload on 16 February and gloom upload on 22 February
Let's just forget about it it's not big deal
Lauren: “I’m obviously not pregnant”
Lauren 2021: almost full term😀
Here’s a challenge, never read the description of any of the events and guess on which option to choose without knowing what your choosing to do
Lauren: Gets the coronavirus and has it for the rest of her life
Me: So that's how the coronavirus spread...
Lauren: Shortest Death eVeR
Me: get killed at 3yrs old bc my sibling hit me with a brick ._.
Edit: omg ty for 100 likes xD
I got killed at 1 by my brother who shot me with a sniper
*scuse me?*
@@scorpio-sings.p.9217 how old was he😂😂😂
@xx_AmberAliens_xx OH MY GODS YES
That legit happened to me irl 3yr old me running pretending to be mario or something and my older brother launched a brick at my head
How did you make this comment, LIAR
I love it when you play bitlife! Can you do a dumb to super smart challenge? Or something like get the most education with the dumbest stats?
"Your mother has married your new step-father,
David Dobrik."
Lauren: *laughs* I mean i'm cool with that.
Is he gonna buy me a tesla?
“You got CoronaVirus”
Me: That’s Just great
Omg, her just saying "what if that's how I tell Bobby that I'm pregnant. But obviously I'm not pregnant" that shook me to the core. All I thought of is "You are now!"
This is how she should have told him
@@v_studios1473 Trueeeeee
“Obviously I’m not pregnant”- Lauren 2020 “erm…” - Lauren 2022 “ERM……”-Lauren 2023
🤣
"You can't arrest me I'm a war hero"-Lauren 2020
BitLife: Your mother married David Dobrik
Lauren: Will he give me a tesla?
BitLife: You'll call him Dad!
I see u bitlife, tryin to get Lauren that tesla ;)
IzzyClaw07 also bitlife: *says that David Dorbrik divorced*
Ha ha so fushy
Lauren: Heather wants to be my friend! Please say yes!
BitLife: Heather *Roach* is now your friend.
Me: No offense to anyone with the last name but,
Lauren your friend is ....
H e a t h e r R o a c h
Bear Gacha *WELCOME TO MY CANDY STORE~* 😂
Bruh 5
“Imagine if this is how I told him I was pregnant!”
Should’ve been.
Bijuu Mike, Lauren, and Gloom in this challenge:
- ends up in the military
-has to diffuse a minefield
- gets coronavirus
- takes suspicious packages oversees
- asked to join the weakest gang in prison
- parent dies and they can’t attend the funeral
- goes to doctor but refuses treatment
Ravenclaw Warrior OH MAH GAWD [^o0
I like warrior to I'm on the sight
0:56 - If she ever DOES get pregnant, I kinda want her to tell Bobby that way XD
Same that would be really cool and she could record his reaction
😂
Omg yas 😂😂😂😂
Lauren: My one and only love interest in my entire life-
Me: *Looks at his name*
Chip: *is named Chip*
Me: Yeah... Yeah sounds legit.
Lauren:"OBVIOUSLY I'm not pregnant!"
Also Lauren:"It's a GIRLLL"
When Lauren said “I’m 40!” I was like wHaT?!?!?!?!? Then I noticed that she was talking about the game
Lauren:’Got short while trying to stop a mugging.’ *Claps*
Me:Is she happy she got shot?
She got short 😂😂😂
Past Lauren: but I'm not pregnant
Lauren now: OH LITTLE DID PAST LAUREN KNOW
Lauren| Obviously I'm not pregnant
Me| just wait Lauren just wait
Lauren: i'll go to air force
my dad : *in the air force*
bitlife: deployment in south korea
my dad: *in south korea for deployment*
me: sweet
TH-cam: 26 comments
Me: Can I see them?
TH-cam: No
Smae lol
Brandi Robertson omg i had that yesterday
@@harrow5285 That happened to me today xD
drakesboca Ikr it happens to much. WHY TH-cam!
@@brandirobertson8922 TH-cam is drunk, that's why
Lauren: does the challenge and gets the really nice and happy girl
Gloom: doe the challenge and gets a rude badass girl who hates everyone 😂
“obviously i’m not pregnant”
me watching in may- you’re about to have a baby…
😂
'bitlife's gunna kill me!'
Bitlife: *DEATH*
When I first came to watch Lauren's latest video..
*Lauren : "No!" "Oh god why!" "Bitlife why!"*
Yep, typical Lauren
1:07 are u sure lauren???
twice she was wrong
Lauren: "Obviously I'm not pregnant"
Lauren in the future: "I'm pregnant"
Me: wellllll how did you tell him? WAS IT...... THE BITLIFE sweater hoodie?