I brought a cicada in the house, screamed “this is Sparta”, slid onto the beer pong table on my stomach and released the cicada, which began flying around, causing absolute chaos as people started running away as the cicada clumsily slammed into their faces. I’m sorry.
Ah my goodness these had my rollin, tears wet my eyes & everything! I was by myself listening & realize man I must look/ sound like a psychopath. You see, before this, I was listening to my usual stories about murders etc. My partner had no idea I had switch my content to a nice palate cleanser... Yup he thought I was 100% nuts & was laughing to true murder stories 🤣 😂 I have a weird sense of humor but not THAT weird. I mean that'd actually be psycho behavior! A+ stories!
Can confirm the larp sword one. Had a big halloween shed party, found my old LOTR sword and Master Sword, one of the guests happened to do fencing in their spare time, a few rounds between that person who actually studied the blade and a weeb who pretends to and everyone is in on our suburban colloseum situation waiting to have their rounds 🤣
One time I brought Trader Joe’s gravenstein apple juice to a dry party and everyone loved it. Another time I brought vodka and cranberry. Nobody wanted the cranberry juice and it’s my fav so I drank most of it. Another time I brought pizzas. Another time all I could bring was jokes and a gift for the host’s birthday which was a display replica of Clint Eastwood’s revolver from the good the bad and the ugly. Another time I made two pots of veg soup for everyone while there and it made everyones night. In each case anxiety kicked my ass tho but others were happy which is all I really care about now. But I don’t like parties
My dad would always rag on my sister for partying because she wouldn't clean up. He looked the other way for me because everything was always cleaner than before the party. I was always welcome in friends' homes by their parents who allowed partying because I helped clean up. Being helpful in this way is an awesome way to ingratiate yourself to hosts.
Always & now being an adult I understand why older folks always appreciated me cleaning up. Pack in,0ack out mentality in many ways its usually helpful & a good rule of thumb 😄👍🏻
I once threw a party in my ft Lauderdale apt... With lights lazers and professional equipment... Never expected that it would literally turn into a never ending rave... With headliners dropping in playing dj sets and so on... It lasted 8 days non stop... Lol
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I brought a cicada in the house, screamed “this is Sparta”, slid onto the beer pong table on my stomach and released the cicada, which began flying around, causing absolute chaos as people started running away as the cicada clumsily slammed into their faces.
I’m sorry.
I wanna party with you 😂😂😂
Ah my goodness these had my rollin, tears wet my eyes & everything! I was by myself listening & realize man I must look/ sound like a psychopath. You see, before this, I was listening to my usual stories about murders etc. My partner had no idea I had switch my content to a nice palate cleanser...
Yup he thought I was 100% nuts & was laughing to true murder stories 🤣 😂
I have a weird sense of humor but not THAT weird. I mean that'd actually be psycho behavior!
A+ stories!
Can confirm the larp sword one. Had a big halloween shed party, found my old LOTR sword and Master Sword, one of the guests happened to do fencing in their spare time, a few rounds between that person who actually studied the blade and a weeb who pretends to and everyone is in on our suburban colloseum situation waiting to have their rounds 🤣
One time I brought Trader Joe’s gravenstein apple juice to a dry party and everyone loved it. Another time I brought vodka and cranberry. Nobody wanted the cranberry juice and it’s my fav so I drank most of it. Another time I brought pizzas. Another time all I could bring was jokes and a gift for the host’s birthday which was a display replica of Clint Eastwood’s revolver from the good the bad and the ugly. Another time I made two pots of veg soup for everyone while there and it made everyones night. In each case anxiety kicked my ass tho but others were happy which is all I really care about now. But I don’t like parties
My dad would always rag on my sister for partying because she wouldn't clean up. He looked the other way for me because everything was always cleaner than before the party. I was always welcome in friends' homes by their parents who allowed partying because I helped clean up. Being helpful in this way is an awesome way to ingratiate yourself to hosts.
Always & now being an adult I understand why older folks always appreciated me cleaning up. Pack in,0ack out mentality in many ways its usually helpful & a good rule of thumb 😄👍🏻
You sound like a great party host.
The chocolate rain reference to the drunk guys golden shower was gold lmao
We’ll call him Scott because that’s his name 💀💀💀😂
Oh gad, that hot-tub story is making me crack up in the quiet study area!!
the my coota bit had me laughing so hard it made my ribs hurt
That hot tub story was toe-tally fucking hilarious! 🦶🙀
And I was just looking for something good to watch. Thanks!
i feel like a party guru after this
I think the audio broke at 58:56
This keeps happening to me on nearly every video like this for me too, i hate it because its always a good story it does it on too!
Just got this notification at the right time
perfect to listen to while playing gta5
Perfect for any game tbh
@@jack.20f74 ur not wrong
Best part about these stories is that a lot of these would happen in GTA
@@jack.20f74 especially in public lobbies. full public lobbies.
Or the sims 4 😆 🤣 let's just say gaming lol
listening while on siege, thanks for amazing uploads!
Ugh; the spit bottle thing made me gag. I think I'm gonna be sick. 🤢
58:57. Bust down.
55:15 turn down for what
I guess upper-decking is the same as dry-docking.
It's worse. Dry docking means shutting the valve, emptying the tank, then dropping your load. an upper decker doesn't involve draining the tank first.
@@skylinefever thanks for the info.
Who tf upper deckers their own toilet😂😂😂
I was a the Cabo Wabo Cantina in Cabo, Mexico. I woman was vomiting into a bag of shirts from the gift shop. She had pee running down her leg.
And now nothing clean to put on.
Most of these were really funny, but the ones about the poor fish and the poor rat just made me really sad…
‘MY kootoer’?!
Mah cooter
1:07:42
Your Dads Name is Puke ?
1:43:57
Found the Nazi
I am confused where you got that from that story at all.....
Samoans liven up the room
22th
I once threw a party in my ft Lauderdale apt... With lights lazers and professional equipment... Never expected that it would literally turn into a never ending rave... With headliners dropping in playing dj sets and so on... It lasted 8 days non stop... Lol
Ight bett