Ranking the Primarchs

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  • They are indeed "special".
    Thanks for Watching, hope you enjoyed.

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  • @synergy8879
    @synergy8879 ปีที่แล้ว +9227

    vulkan: “counterpoint, i have a loving father, a loving mother, a loving family, my marines love me (probably), we burn our enemies alive, i have the n-word pass, i wield a warhammer in the warhammer 40k universe and i literally cannot die.”

    • @teuton_
      @teuton_  ปีที่แล้ว +1416

      Sounds like a total chad to me

    • @redlighter516
      @redlighter516 ปีที่แล้ว +319

      @@shawngamier5297 EVEN BETTER

    • @Niwona112
      @Niwona112 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also vulkan: die knife eared bitches!

    • @yeng1855
      @yeng1855 ปีที่แล้ว

      VULKAN LIVES *STOMP STOMP*

    • @BelugaChonky
      @BelugaChonky ปีที่แล้ว +110

      ​@@shawngamier5297ahhhhhh we don't talk about that

  • @tstanator
    @tstanator ปีที่แล้ว +771

    "It is also a hammer."
    And then Vulkan Warhammered Konrad's face in 40,000 times. Trulu a James Workshop moment.

    • @fumanse2070
      @fumanse2070 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      I just had a stroke trying to read this.

    • @justsuzz828
      @justsuzz828 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

      He warhammered everywhere

    • @Hyuin휴인
      @Hyuin휴인 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@fumanse2070hello nice pfp

    • @vava7858
      @vava7858 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Curze talk big about seeing the future why can't he even see future getting pummeled BRUH future sight was wasted on Konrad curze the biggest waste

    • @akastrow7585
      @akastrow7585 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Thing is, the night haunter knew beforehand thats how it would go. But when he realized only later that he could change the future his visions showed, he was literally too depressed to even try.
      My boy was dead inside and wanting to die

  • @Saltier
    @Saltier ปีที่แล้ว +4064

    Alpharius going behind Alpharius' back with Alpharius to betray Alpharius on a mission where they were sent to wipe imperial records of Alpharius.

    • @aperson7511
      @aperson7511 ปีที่แล้ว +235

      Are you alpharuis iam alpharius

    • @omicronrho9951
      @omicronrho9951 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +158

      Classic alpharius

    • @Kriegsmen-7803
      @Kriegsmen-7803 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +93

      No I’m alpharius

    • @jameselliott216
      @jameselliott216 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +72

      I am TOTALLY not Alpharius. Everyone is LYING on me! Every. Last. One.

    • @Артём_Игрок
      @Артём_Игрок 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      Гидра Доминатус, брат Альфарий!
      Перекат, перекат, перекат...

  • @ethanmitchell7479
    @ethanmitchell7479 ปีที่แล้ว +1625

    I swear Jaghatai is just slaughtering his way through some horde in the webway man is a beast

    • @lavatun
      @lavatun 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      Al'akgeh..

    • @dersuddeutschesumpf5444
      @dersuddeutschesumpf5444 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      ​@@lavatun Go away

    • @lavatun
      @lavatun 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@dersuddeutschesumpf5444 no..

    • @dumbidea1007
      @dumbidea1007 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Best primarch

    • @tcw_6609
      @tcw_6609 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@user-kz9zi7rv9p Jaghatai feeds on the fear of the Xenos Filth

  • @thecore8605
    @thecore8605 ปีที่แล้ว +4844

    The Vulkan rating is all i needed of this random short

    • @MKx2_05
      @MKx2_05 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      did you .really
      cmon man stop playing with me

    • @TheJentok
      @TheJentok 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      For me it was ferrus Manus 😂

    • @dagemdrof1043
      @dagemdrof1043 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I feel you bro

    • @spookyboob5611
      @spookyboob5611 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      "Its is also a hammer" is the rawest thing a primarch has ever done and will ever do

    • @trysthanhaye3912
      @trysthanhaye3912 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Très bonne vidéo mais pas d'accord avec tout t'ai choix ??

  • @omega-xk4gj
    @omega-xk4gj ปีที่แล้ว +415

    Have you ever noticed the fact that everytime there was a Primarch with moderately decent parents they turned out not fucked up?

    • @williamantcliff129
      @williamantcliff129 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +71

      In the books Pertorabo's adoptive father and sister do actually try pretty hard to treat him like an actual blood relative and go out of their way to be loving towards him, but perty thinks he's only ever being used and manipulated, massive foreshadowing of the emperor using the iron warriors to fight his most brutal campaigns such as the extermination of the Hrud without even acknowledging their sacrifice and his inevitable fall to the ruinous powers, which if you ask me makes his story all the more sad and well written when he returned to Olympia after it's rebellion and killed the only person to ever truly love him in the emperors name

    • @omega-xk4gj
      @omega-xk4gj 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +72

      @@williamantcliff129 Nah Perty isn't an Outlier. If I had a Permanent 24/7 Livestream of Literal Hell on Playback in my Head I'd be fucked up too even if I had Jesus and Allah as Parents

    • @IonicSarge
      @IonicSarge 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      @@williamantcliff129you make a good point about Perty overall but he was constantly tormented by the eye of terror, he could see it at all times and it could see him. Plus he was raised on a planet where every corner and shadow had a blade hidden behind it. It was a world where the moment you let your guard down you were dead. So while his family wasn’t too terrible the amount of anxiety he felt it’s easy to see why he couldn’t accept their praise, he felt like he was being used.

    • @holypaladin4657
      @holypaladin4657 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      ⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠@@williamantcliff129
      It was a doomed cause from the beginning as other replies have stated… it just makes the whole thing sadder tbh. Dammekos was a fucking tyrant of a city state who was constantly busy and couldn’t show weakness or too much emotion, and also began their relationship with a transaction. The tragedy of it is that he could not open up to Perturabo and/or get him to reciprocate because of his own character and Perturabo’s paranoia and cynicism. Dammekos himself feels bad about this, but he can’t do shit. It’s like dealing with an emo teenager who refuses to take the love at face value, always finding something to get annoyed or pissy about.
      Honestly, Perturabo’s whole life and all of his oftentimes awkward failed relationships with multiple people just makes me feel sorry for everybody involved 😂 he was fucked from the beginning.

    • @drectanbns266
      @drectanbns266 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@williamantcliff129 His fall with stangling Calliphone realizing what he did, and holding his sisters body as he watches his planet burn knowing just how badly he fucked up was perfect.

  • @dedotrongames6402
    @dedotrongames6402 ปีที่แล้ว +2416

    Vulkan.
    He's based.
    That's all there is to say.

    • @cornixdemetrius7883
      @cornixdemetrius7883 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Loving people isn't based.

    • @wildog1094
      @wildog1094 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

      Said a person who isn't based

    • @thecat293
      @thecat293 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +82

      To use your powers to help others instead of controlling others, is the peak of based. W for Vulkan

    • @cornixdemetrius7883
      @cornixdemetrius7883 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@thecat293 Humanitarian L.
      People are retarded and need to be guided through fear.

    • @nodeloliver6201
      @nodeloliver6201 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +68

      ​@@cornixdemetrius7883Loving others, bringing life and prosperity to things around you, and being affectionate to those who love you... while being a dreadnought of pure unyeilding power and wrath is THE MOST based thing.

  • @Thisguyisright
    @Thisguyisright ปีที่แล้ว +2396

    I will not take this Rogal Dorn slander. You. Me. The sandbox at dawn. We’re building forts.😡

  • @Its_Cannon
    @Its_Cannon ปีที่แล้ว +7759

    I like how, across the entire fandom, Vulkan is always depicted the same, the absolute best.
    *FOR THE EMPERWAAAAAAAAAAAAGGH*

  • @BestCupid
    @BestCupid 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +437

    Konrad just having homelander crazy laughing is actually the funniest shit to me

  • @jacobmarley285
    @jacobmarley285 ปีที่แล้ว +3159

    Poor Sanguinius did not deserve this

    • @teuton_
      @teuton_  ปีที่แล้ว +290

      😢

    • @jacobmarley285
      @jacobmarley285 ปีที่แล้ว +366

      @@teuton_ Sanguinius is the best primarch.

    • @StoneStraiff
      @StoneStraiff ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Fr

    • @undercovertakodachi4301
      @undercovertakodachi4301 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      ​@@jacobmarley285frfr

    • @miguelperez9906
      @miguelperez9906 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +76

      We was to good for us so he had to leave we were not worthy

  • @hansstrudel9614
    @hansstrudel9614 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +645

    The second I saw the simping for perty I knew where Dorn was gonna stand 😔

    • @KingInBlack69
      @KingInBlack69 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +59

      As it should be. I am glad more people are seeing the truth.

    • @afriendlycadian9857
      @afriendlycadian9857 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +74

      As much as dorn is cool and I love him, IRON WITHIN IRON WITHOUT

    • @IonicSarge
      @IonicSarge 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      Because my boy Perty is superior to Dorn in every way!

    • @frking100
      @frking100 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +84

      ​@IonicSarge Perty, more like petty, dude couldn't break terra despite outnumbering the loyalist. Proved dorn right too. Petty dint break terra despite having more manpower and literal demons on his side, dorn almost broke the iron cage and once girlyman showed up petty had to dip.

    • @tylermcroy6720
      @tylermcroy6720 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      ​@frking100 Dorn also went into it without a plan and little preparation and still almost took it. Despite heavy casualties.

  • @phantomwraith1984
    @phantomwraith1984 ปีที่แล้ว +1848

    I really want Clonegrim to escape from Trazyn's museum and permakill Snek Fulgrim

    • @teuton_
      @teuton_  ปีที่แล้ว +341

      The bile books are good, but damning best fulgrim for absolutely nothing basically is complete bs. 100% agree.

    • @DDespicable
      @DDespicable ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Ok I'm confused cus I think I keep hearing different things. Was fulgrim replaced with a corrupt clone? Or did real fulgrim fall to chaos but a clone exist that's much closer to his former paragon self?

    • @qdshuck
      @qdshuck ปีที่แล้ว +198

      @@DDespicable Okay so basically the real fulgrim got turned into a demon but 10k years later a guy from the emps children made a perfect clone of fulgrim that's loyal to big e and the clone got taken by trazyn

    • @DDespicable
      @DDespicable ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Enclavevet ok so no guarantee he's as nice as the old fulgrim?

    • @qdshuck
      @qdshuck ปีที่แล้ว +131

      @@DDespicable No he was a clone of pre-heresy fulgrim with absolutely no chaos taint to speak of

  • @TheChuckfuc
    @TheChuckfuc 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +686

    I love how everyone gets so defensive of every primarch except for lorgar. 😅

    • @discipleofdagon8195
      @discipleofdagon8195 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Because Word Bearers know he's shit and that's why they love him.

    • @Waaagh40KRed
      @Waaagh40KRed 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +107

      Blame Lorgar for the Heresy

    • @LizardWizard403
      @LizardWizard403 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

      Lorgar technically won

    • @energeticdarkliquid
      @energeticdarkliquid 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +94

      ​@@LizardWizard403I love when he has people quoting his own scripture at him tho, forever having to erase his own writings

    • @Lies-are-Life
      @Lies-are-Life 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

      Lorgar did like 1 yhing everyone tends to forget: The Imperial Faith is basically a big Copyright from him

  • @quantras2673
    @quantras2673 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    What will be the consequences of inaction?’
    ‘I see fire, and blood, and a world laid waste if you do not act.’
    ‘If I act?’ said the Khan.
    ‘There is grave risk to you. A confrontation unlooked for, and if you survive, a flight from one danger into greater peril.’
    ‘Who will I face?’
    ‘I cannot divine.’
    ‘Will I save lives?’
    Sanguinius nodded. ‘Many.’
    ‘That is what I was made for,’ said the Khan. ‘I will ride out.’
    Does not miss indeed. Jaghatai is my GOAT.

  • @auroraace6156
    @auroraace6156 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +87

    I love nothing more than the fact that warp Corvus is out there somewhere and thats why Lorgar has been missing for the last 10,000 years hiding somewhere in the warp

    • @Le_S_tmtc
      @Le_S_tmtc 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      CAN you e plain what is foins Corvus and why he looks like that pls?

    • @ismaelgalindo
      @ismaelgalindo 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      ​@@Le_S_tmtcA month late but I will try to explain as best I can. Basically when the emperor created the primarchs he used the energy of the warp, this is what gave them all their great powers and so on. Corvux, in one of the saddest events, was deceived by a servant of Lorgar (if memory serves) so he was in a severe depression, locking himself up for years in complete solitude. when he came out he was determined to kill Lorgar and destroy the worlds where chaos was making the space marines (the sad incident ended up being a test for a method of creating space marines that would be used by chaos later) then corvux enters the warp and After several years of killing servants of chaos, demons and other aberrations, it has that appearance Remember that they are made with warp energy, Corvux's current body is his "true form"

    • @heeyyypeople
      @heeyyypeople 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@ismaelgalindo so basically he became konrad (weaponised depression) but turned his claws in the right direction?

  • @chromaticturtle8657
    @chromaticturtle8657 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    VULKAN LIVES "stomp stomp"

    • @chrisgraham5937
      @chrisgraham5937 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      into the fires of battle unto the anvil of war

    • @kiramacarov
      @kiramacarov 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      VULKAN LIVES!!! *Stomp stomp*

  • @misterentityyt1704
    @misterentityyt1704 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +130

    As a world eater fan, I can concur that “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Is accurate and acceptable

    • @Bobby__B
      @Bobby__B 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      I can't believe the video creator got BOTH Angron and Daemon Angron so accurately. Truly beautiful. 😢

  • @deep_cover1879
    @deep_cover1879 ปีที่แล้ว +1044

    i hated it but you redeemed everything with Vulcan's rating.

    • @teuton_
      @teuton_  ปีที่แล้ว +266

      no one beats vulkan in chadness.

    • @wheelcha1rman2
      @wheelcha1rman2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      ​@@teuton_ the giga-est of gigachads.

    • @DeadBattleBrother15
      @DeadBattleBrother15 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      "People knee to you because they fear you, people knee to us because they respect us. We are not the same"
      - Chad Salamander in Nocturne

    • @TheLastComa
      @TheLastComa ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Even Chaos loving freaks know Vulcans absolute spacegigachadkingstatuseliteboi style

    • @TheChuckfuc
      @TheChuckfuc ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sometimes it maybe good sometimes it maybe shit 😂

  • @the98themperoroftheholybri33
    @the98themperoroftheholybri33 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +182

    Even as a Perty fanboy, even I got sad at Sanguinius' death

    • @discipleofdagon8195
      @discipleofdagon8195 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      Literally every 40k fan from space marines to genestealer cults will tear up over hawkboy

    • @Maxisamo1
      @Maxisamo1 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      Sanguinius pretty much got along with all of his brothers pre-heresy

    • @funfungerman8401
      @funfungerman8401 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      dude got along pretty much everyone :( even with necrons (yeah could be a lie and if the primarch in question would be anyone other than sanguinis i would call it cap, but not when sang* is the primarch in question...)@@Maxisamo1

  • @elitegamer9310
    @elitegamer9310 ปีที่แล้ว +1120

    Horus: *The Emperor's favorite son, who was one of the brightest minds in the Imperium and perhaps the greatest amongst the Primarchs.*
    Also, Horus: *betrayed his father and everything they had built and would build for an infinitely confusing Trickster, an angry couch potato, rule 34, and a sentient trash bag*

    • @teuton_
      @teuton_  ปีที่แล้ว +124

      makes sense to me 😂.

    • @eye-sack6767
      @eye-sack6767 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Sixty-ninth like, nice.

    • @iceboundwings6107
      @iceboundwings6107 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      How dare you disrespect father nurgle, he is a sentient trash MOUNTAIN

    • @62sy
      @62sy ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Horus himself says that Sanguinius was his favorite. To quote:
      But when it came down to it, there were only two legitimate choices, Two favourites, let's not pretend otherwise. Myself, and the only other son who holds a place in my father's affections as signifcant as my own. My angel brother, Sanguinius. He came late, but was perhaps the most beloved. He looks most like my father too, more than me. The features... the tone of his voice...
      He was the only other choice. Can I tell you a secret? He would have been my choice. I love all my brothers, but my love for Sanguinius is particular. I envy him. Does that sound strange? Does that sound weak? Well, I do. I envy him. Would that I had an ounce of his numinous wonder. He is... How can I put it? He is... impossible to hate. Have you met him? You must meet him. He will take your breath away. He is, Mersadie, the only one I would not have resented. Any of us could have been Warmaster. Any of us would have excelled, and we would all have rallied to them without hesitation or question. I had seniority, as first-found, and my achievements spoke for themselves. But had he anointed any of them over me, I would have been secretly insulted.
      Except Sanguinius. If my father had chosen him, I would not have questioned it. Not for a second. I would have rejoiced in his promotion and led the celebration.
      *If my father has a favourite son, Mersadie, it is Sanguinius.*

    • @dudi0_0
      @dudi0_0 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      He got corrupted in a lame way too. Like your telling me that one of the best strategists, fighter and leader in humanity would turn to chaos because he got stabbed by some random knife?

  • @jackrasmussen5345
    @jackrasmussen5345 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

    The reaction to the Khan is literally everybody who reads ANY of the books he's involved with, he's so damn cool, I can't wait for him to chase Vashtorr out of the Webway on a motorcycle while blasting tunes from The Hu

  • @jerandel6910
    @jerandel6910 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    Konrad being nothing but a single unhinged giggle is oddly enough the most perfect reaction to him ever.

  • @ethanmitchell7479
    @ethanmitchell7479 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Magnus always makes me conflicted
    They way he fell to Chaos can literally be described as
    “The road to hell is paved with good intentions….”

    • @alphaxbox3728
      @alphaxbox3728 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Yah, I mean he tried to warn his father of Horus's betrayal. It's just a shame the big emps really didn't talk about the warp or what he was doing.

  • @Warlord_Gruktak_Rukrak
    @Warlord_Gruktak_Rukrak ปีที่แล้ว +148

    Angron...is the true mean of....pain😢

    • @teuton_
      @teuton_  ปีที่แล้ว +24

      true 😢.

    • @Lies-are-Life
      @Lies-are-Life 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Angron.... my brother.... theres so many things that could have changed you to be on the loyalist side 😂😭

    • @thanatoes537
      @thanatoes537 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@Lies-are-Life Whats tragic is that none of it, at least not the biggest things were out of his control and not his fault.
      The Eldar injured him enough to become a slave gladiator. His slavers drilled out chunks of his brain to fit the butchers nails. The Emperor took him from his gladiator brothers and sisters when he could've easily helped angron save his friends. And it was Lorgar who forced Angron's ascension to Daemonhood.
      Thats probably why Khorne keeps him as his top weapon. Angron hates the entire world. I reckon Angron's only desire is to end humanity because then Chaos would end and hell finally have peace.

    • @Lies-are-Life
      @Lies-are-Life 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@thanatoes537 oddly.... poetic

  • @Mordikay211
    @Mordikay211 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

    Dorn and Russ wants a word with you when they get back.

  • @IMMA_MINER
    @IMMA_MINER ปีที่แล้ว +327

    Vulkan is the real Chad

  • @stoneghost6431
    @stoneghost6431 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

    Sanguinius, your sons still fight...when will you come back...

    • @scottandrouse3971
      @scottandrouse3971 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Daddy is in a better place son, we have Dante now

    • @luxeternity
      @luxeternity หลายเดือนก่อน

      Gone..reduce to atom

  • @napatsangprasit633
    @napatsangprasit633 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    Vulkan too good for 40k

  • @DieNextInLINE
    @DieNextInLINE 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Sanguinis reaction is just too real.

  • @memyselfandi1300
    @memyselfandi1300 ปีที่แล้ว +424

    "biggest piece of dog shit" didn't go over my head. I see what you did there.

    • @teuton_
      @teuton_  ปีที่แล้ว +59

      ;)

    • @adman4150
      @adman4150 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      biggest piece of dog

    • @KingInBlack69
      @KingInBlack69 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Very fitting!

    • @jessea4438
      @jessea4438 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Could you explain to the poor and confused 40K newbie? I know he is the Primarch of the Space Wolves who are reminiscent of Vikings, and that's about it :/

    • @skiddle-e-dewyour-mums-a-j8752
      @skiddle-e-dewyour-mums-a-j8752 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@jessea4438they're furries

  • @sebastianfernandez8613
    @sebastianfernandez8613 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

    Calling Dorn overrated is criminal. Bro killed Alpharius, beat Fulgrim in a duel, was responsible for the defenses of Terra during the seige and then went to scour the traitors from the galaxy after the seige was lifted.

    • @Cyd99
      @Cyd99 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      NO PITY. NO REMORSE.
      FOR DORN!

    • @Maxisamo1
      @Maxisamo1 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      No firm confirmation it was Alpharius, was more likely Omegon or even just an Alpha Legion agent (more likely Omegon though)

    • @Lies-are-Life
      @Lies-are-Life 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Yes.... however.... did he really kill Alpharius? Cuz for all we know Alpharius was actually Alpharius which Alpharius placed, so he didnt die, so Dorn killed Alpharius and not Alpharius, so Alpharius might still be alive

    • @rambot_14o43
      @rambot_14o43 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Dorn isn't overrated but some of his feats are stretched by the fans. His "duel" with fulgrim was basically fulgrim monologueing while dorn kept slashing him until he got bored and went for the civilians. Dorn even admits to sanguinius that if fulgrim was serious he would have taken down the wall and ended the siege right there. And let's not talk about what happened after the siege (Iron Cage incident)

    • @nicholasszabo5954
      @nicholasszabo5954 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      >Bro killed Alpharius
      I mean...he killed one of the thousands of dudes claiming to be Alpharius.

  • @paulszymanski2513
    @paulszymanski2513 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    This mf dissin Russ??!!😂

    • @qevansable
      @qevansable ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Right!! What is this person problem??!!?😮😮

    • @kelakogreenaddict1888
      @kelakogreenaddict1888 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      As a thousand sons fan, I agree

    • @KingInBlack69
      @KingInBlack69 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Its not dissin if its true😎

    • @PeachDragon_
      @PeachDragon_ 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      AND DORN???

    • @PeachDragon_
      @PeachDragon_ 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +75

      ​@@kelakogreenaddict1888it's wild because russ and magnus could've been best of friends if magnus wasn't arrogant and if leeman didn't consider punching each other socializing.

  • @benadrylcumbersplatch6448
    @benadrylcumbersplatch6448 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Having a full on mental breakdown and panic attack at the mere presence of Konrad Curze is the most appropriate reaction 😂

  • @whoopintootin
    @whoopintootin ปีที่แล้ว +92

    The more I get into the lore the harder 40k memes are hitting.

  • @Mr_OogaBooga
    @Mr_OogaBooga 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    Lorgar Aurelian is called after the Roman Emperor Aurelian who restored the Roman Empire.
    He does not deserve that name.

    • @Bobby__B
      @Bobby__B 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

      His name literally means "Savior of the World". I can't think of a more painfully ironic name.

  • @rezaganjizadeh4263
    @rezaganjizadeh4263 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    Me seeing perturabo: I see you're a man of culture

    • @discipleofdagon8195
      @discipleofdagon8195 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Best written Primarch in terms of relatability

    • @Banthisyoutube-zs6sx
      @Banthisyoutube-zs6sx 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      If i had to play chaos iron warriors is where its at for me. Dope paint scheme, perty is tragic and also has bad ass toys, and most of them told chaos to fuck off.

  • @duphasdan
    @duphasdan 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    Corvus Corvax warp version be looking dope and awesome as a birb.

  • @Angel-mj2sx
    @Angel-mj2sx ปีที่แล้ว +181

    Hey man
    I don’t know if you even care but today I showed this video to a five people in a GW store and we all lost our shit laughing at Angron.
    So you basically made a whole store laugh:).

    • @teuton_
      @teuton_  ปีที่แล้ว +42

      i do read the comments. glad you guys enjoyed it 👍

    • @Angel-mj2sx
      @Angel-mj2sx ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@teuton_ we still still sometimes talk about it

  • @reinretter9655
    @reinretter9655 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    Logar: *emotional abuse vicim*
    Demon Logar: *Emotionally stable, metally insane*

    • @snarkyjoe3556
      @snarkyjoe3556 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Lorgar didnt deserve the way he was treated. "Father, I've done as you asked, and I've made these worlds 100% loyal. I even made Monarchia a shining city on a hill where they worship you like the god you portray yourself as. Did I do well, father?" Then he's forced to watch as Big E and Roboute slaughter the innocent to make a point, then they have the gall to make him kneel in the ashes and then bury all their victims. Of course he'd snap after that

    • @michaeljenner2325
      @michaeljenner2325 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Big-E logic. "All gods are evil and would treat you like shit. Let me treat you like shit to prove that I'm right."
      Oh you know Big-E you could just not use a circular argument and not do that.

  • @fishyboy2140
    @fishyboy2140 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    I feel bad for morty. He never wanted to be a demon. He would have been similar to Perty but typhon (currently typhus) sold his legion to nurgle by convincing mortarion that the navigators were all against him and that he would pilot the ship as he was a psycer. Once All the navigators were dead nurgle happened and a few days later typhon became typhus and mortarion was forced to become a demon primarch. Typhus was also the advisor of mortarion so he was way more trustworthy than if some random legion member said that.

    • @Canis_Vulpes
      @Canis_Vulpes 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And then when Morty turned into a demon, and realized Typhus treason Nurgle told him to not even think about touching Typhus as he was his favorite, and Typhus was like "lol bitch you were a primarch, now you are just my bitch".

  • @hans1253
    @hans1253 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Why is fulgrim so accurate😭

  • @darthmarr3308
    @darthmarr3308 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    I think that everyone no matter what side of the coin you're on can all agree that Sanguinius deserved better than the end he got.

    • @fmbrown8566
      @fmbrown8566 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      No, I like his end. He didn’t try to change it, he did everything he could to help despite knowing he would die, he didn’t flee from his destiny he took it head on. Siege of terra series really brought it out and I loved it

    • @acro5271
      @acro5271 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@fmbrown8566 last book: look how they massacred my boy

    • @fmbrown8566
      @fmbrown8566 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@acro5271 don’t do me like this imma bout to start it 😂

    • @crim1188
      @crim1188 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@fmbrown8566Yeaaaah End and Death really sucked

    • @_the_eversor_lad_
      @_the_eversor_lad_ 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@crim1188actually I really liked the way Sangy got absolutely violated

  • @charitybabinec9831
    @charitybabinec9831 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    The Leman Russ slander is crazy

  • @Eleven217
    @Eleven217 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Ok pause, the image you used for Daemon Perturabo is fire tho.
    PS: Horus.... what have they done to you my boy. I would've followed you against Big-E but not like thiiis.

    • @teuton_
      @teuton_  ปีที่แล้ว +22

      yes its great art. its from trollfeetwalker on deviantart. i think he has other primarch pictures of that style too.

    • @Idrive69420
      @Idrive69420 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Daemon peter is just an oversized obliterator now

    • @Jacobp-li9fi
      @Jacobp-li9fi ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@kidneyfailure6461 where's the flesh then I'd say perturabo is a primarch dreadnought

    • @Eleven217
      @Eleven217 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Jacobp-li9fi This

    • @discipleofdagon8195
      @discipleofdagon8195 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@Idrive69420 We need a knight-sized perturabo who's an iron-plated obliterator now. None of that weird flesh stuff, just a being of pure firepower and dakka enough to net him some ork groupies

  • @maxhaly1612
    @maxhaly1612 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Vulkan to Kurze: "Torture me all you want, but at least my sons will mourn me when I die."

  • @Kolossus_
    @Kolossus_ ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I ain't gonna lie, Daemon Purterabo looks cool as fuck

    • @Maxisamo1
      @Maxisamo1 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Well tbh we haven't gotten full confirmation what him and Lorgar fully look like outside of basic written descriptions

    • @KingInBlack69
      @KingInBlack69 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@Maxisamo1 Perturabo is supposed to look like the mother of all obliterators right? Or well the father.

  • @randomolisher
    @randomolisher 23 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    The leman and Rogal takes nearly made me spit out my drink from laughter

  • @dreadqueenpersephone5355
    @dreadqueenpersephone5355 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    personally I think if Perturabo became a demon in any way it would either be akin to the situation of Argel Tal where it's more a binding and symbiosis, either that or he did so through dealings with Vashtorr, the only major Warp entity who will never lie to you or veil their intentions to win one over. Vashtorr is literally so upfront that it makes other Daemons uncomfortable

    • @juliancalero8012
      @juliancalero8012 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Vashtorr is the kind of daemon to write the *E X A C T* limits of the terms and what happens if you break them and count on you forgetting them because you're not perfect

  • @thepoliticalgunnut8018
    @thepoliticalgunnut8018 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Mr Lahey being Magnus's spirit animal is now canon.

  • @ahemsdkareem5449
    @ahemsdkareem5449 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Sanguinius 😥😥😢😢😭

    • @bloodangel3636
      @bloodangel3636 ปีที่แล้ว

      T_T

    • @Sam-vz8pm
      @Sam-vz8pm ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I could've saved him

    • @assassinx-rated1440
      @assassinx-rated1440 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Sam-vz8pmI would’ve been right there with you fending off Horus

    • @Sam-vz8pm
      @Sam-vz8pm ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@assassinx-rated1440 had we been there we could've beaten horus in record time

    • @assassinx-rated1440
      @assassinx-rated1440 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Sam-vz8pm that SOB f the chaos gods as well

  • @RichterBelmont2235
    @RichterBelmont2235 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

    I can tell you that Rogal Dorn's popularity solely came from his personality in Emperor TTS and not from his canon lore.

    • @KingInBlack69
      @KingInBlack69 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      You are goddamn right.

    • @majortughjedi9813
      @majortughjedi9813 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      For me funny enough I actually liked him because of his lore. His TTS parody Im not too fond of.

    • @jerama
      @jerama 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Rogal Dorn has personality?

  • @viss-kn4iu
    @viss-kn4iu ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Iron within, Iron without 🫡

  • @mötleyheart
    @mötleyheart 21 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    What Horus did to Sanguinius mentally scarred me in my eyes he should've never died

  • @teuton_
    @teuton_  ปีที่แล้ว +25

    The "Special Ones".

  • @philbuttler3427
    @philbuttler3427 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Sanginus is my favorite. His fight with Horus and death might be the best writing 40k has ever had.

    • @malmasterson3890
      @malmasterson3890 วันที่ผ่านมา

      For me, it's The Lion for much the same reason. His recent book was just incredible, and I like that they actually nerfed him by making him the actual "older" brother since he's the first primarch.

  • @LEGIOXIII13
    @LEGIOXIII13 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Dorn is not overrated.

    • @thatcreatenoob
      @thatcreatenoob ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Dorn just likes building stuff, the emperor probably gave him lego's instead of attention

    • @junkdunkster7201
      @junkdunkster7201 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      i beg to differ

    • @im_aleey
      @im_aleey ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Nah, he is

    • @gasmonkey1000
      @gasmonkey1000 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes he is

    • @miniatureben3558
      @miniatureben3558 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *"No"*

  • @DVAcme
    @DVAcme 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    INTO.
    THE.
    FIRE.
    UNTO.
    THE.
    ANVIL.

  • @salamander342
    @salamander342 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Korne gave angron a week of peace

    • @teuton_
      @teuton_  ปีที่แล้ว +6

      very nice of him

    • @Sasha-ph9uv
      @Sasha-ph9uv 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      That's like the nicest thing he got in his entire existence

    • @XenosLex
      @XenosLex 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      When?

  • @thepimmser2610
    @thepimmser2610 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Alpharius legit turned traitor so then the emperor would win the HERESY

  • @GodittoC
    @GodittoC ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This feels like the emperor himself made these

    • @discipleofdagon8195
      @discipleofdagon8195 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      The Emperor secretly being proud of Perturabo this whole time would be heartbreaking asf

    • @The.Orange.Wizard
      @The.Orange.Wizard 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      If it was it would have skipped over Perturabo entirely.

  • @X2MHD
    @X2MHD 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    That curze reaction 😂😂😂😂

  • @BenOtterson
    @BenOtterson ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I liked the entire thing, but what made me happy was vulkan

    • @teuton_
      @teuton_  ปีที่แล้ว +2

      👍

  • @mr.ashenfire2624
    @mr.ashenfire2624 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That cut to Lahey falling down for Daemon Magnu murdered me

  • @noone8331
    @noone8331 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Ahhh a Roboute enjoyer. Cheers my friend 🍷

    • @discipleofdagon8195
      @discipleofdagon8195 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      "Noooo we want Russ back why did you bring back the most boring one"
      Tfw any other loyalist besides maybe dorn and MAYBE Lion would run the imperium into the ground or just sit by and do nothing

    • @Salty-Doggy
      @Salty-Doggy 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​ If we're being honest Guilliman was the primarch the imperium needed most when he returned.

  • @brazilianGuy254
    @brazilianGuy254 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    You get my subscription in the Vulkan, nice one king.

  • @shrednaught5
    @shrednaught5 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    snoop and the Khan go together so well and i do not know why but it's a strong connection lol

  • @Palmster
    @Palmster ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The sangy one really hit home.

  • @cosmicfails2053
    @cosmicfails2053 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Perturabo is secretly everyone's favourite because we all find him relatable, good or bad

  • @emperornero1932
    @emperornero1932 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Perturabo deadass is baller for summoning daemons just to stick them inside his warmachines

  • @handasei7424
    @handasei7424 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    angron so accurate af

    • @teuton_
      @teuton_  ปีที่แล้ว +2

      well he isn't called "angron" for nothing.

  • @Senator_Cumstrong
    @Senator_Cumstrong 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    According to the Book of Judgement, you just broke 357 laws within the span of this single video
    Man. I miss Emperor with TTS

  • @rainy4902
    @rainy4902 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Us Peter Turbo fans gotta stick together. We can’t let dorn’s boring ass get a single W

  • @98765zach
    @98765zach 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Alpharius really pulling that “I am Spartacus” line, but he’s actually Spartacus, and that guy’s Spartacus, and the rest of them are Spartacus, and then you catch a glimpse of yourself in their visors and YOU’RE SPARTACUS

  • @streetroach727
    @streetroach727 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I… I like demon Peter Turbo. I think the way it was done in the story was pretty cool, I like that he still maintains his freedom even as a demon

    • @dumbidea1007
      @dumbidea1007 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Is he a demon?
      I heard the tech is just to stop him from dying due to fulgrim uncomsnted penetration

  • @azashfield3944
    @azashfield3944 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    >see Primarch ranking
    >see Vulkan rating
    >satisfied

  • @litanyofhate9490
    @litanyofhate9490 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Black Library: "This is all canon"

  • @RetroRuin
    @RetroRuin 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    A wise man said, Judge a man not by which his Warhammer tastes are, but rather, What he thinks of Vulkan and Corvus Corax.

  • @hammer1349
    @hammer1349 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Always good to see support for Corax

  • @DarthHidious
    @DarthHidious 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Didn't agree with russ or fulgrim cause he was always a bitch, but that vulkan rating saved it
    biggest chad in 40k

  • @xandi7563
    @xandi7563 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Am I the only one who thinks Fulgrim looks like Griffith?

  • @snap1028
    @snap1028 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    My theory on Puerto Rico is that he has been slowly replacing his body with cybernetic Parts in the same way his Space Marines do. Eventually when he leaves the eye of Terror he will be an imperial knight sized cyborg.

  • @justjack9863
    @justjack9863 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Even if you hate Sanginius, you have to admit his end was sad

  • @Shoelaces77
    @Shoelaces77 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Alpharius and Omegon had me dying 💀💀💀

  • @AverageNecronEnthusiast
    @AverageNecronEnthusiast ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Bro got a beef with Chaos apparently.

    • @RobertsonIsland
      @RobertsonIsland ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yet hates Dorn and Russ lol

    • @discipleofdagon8195
      @discipleofdagon8195 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ... He said Perturabo was his favourite

    • @Warsm1th12
      @Warsm1th12 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@discipleofdagon8195and he said daemon perty was bullshit

  • @Ynthawn
    @Ynthawn 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love the fact that no matter who we think is the best, Vulkan is universally consider a certified gigachad within the Warhamner community 🐉 🔥

  • @bittercad1137
    @bittercad1137 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The only thing I disagree with is dorn. Other than that damn good list.

    • @KingInBlack69
      @KingInBlack69 ปีที่แล้ว

      I agree on Dorn actually, he's just boring, and an autistic douche...like many of his brothers actually.

    • @dumbidea1007
      @dumbidea1007 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ok now think of this without tts in mind ...
      Do you still disagree

    • @bittercad1137
      @bittercad1137 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@dumbidea1007 considering the fact that he bodied Alpharius, and has come the closest to killing Fulgrim. And is pretty much the sole reason that the traitors didn’t win the siege of Terra.
      Yes man carried the loyalist on his back.

    • @dumbidea1007
      @dumbidea1007 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@bittercad1137 The space wolf had no more people’s left after prospero and alpharius fight so they barely did anything.
      Khan would likely have beaten fulgrim if he wasn’t busy decapitating morty.
      And how did he stop the traitors, Horus was in a rush because the lion and gullinman were about to come back. He stop them in the sense that he was the one there all loyalists but guilliman could have done the same.
      He is in the lower half of the primarch in a fight I would say.
      and Fulgrim is amongst the weakest even as a snake guy
      Only beating the twins lorgar and guiliman.
      Maybe Corvus but he has hax invisibility.
      What I’m trying to say most other loyalist would have done the same or better they were just all busy.

  • @joshmcdowell4843
    @joshmcdowell4843 4 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Interesting way to hear bill nye cuss for the first time

  • @tombstonemikeyt2262
    @tombstonemikeyt2262 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Most accurate comparisons I’ve seen yet

  • @eidannishidan3794
    @eidannishidan3794 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Corvus Corax is litteraly the Doom Slayer, living in hell slaying deamon.

  • @elliotthaupts8934
    @elliotthaupts8934 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Don’t disrespect my boi Konrad like that

    • @teuton_
      @teuton_  ปีที่แล้ว +30

      i think a nervous breakdown is a perfect description of him. Night Lords are very cool regardless.

    • @erdnalickeroftoads2143
      @erdnalickeroftoads2143 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Konrad is that one whiny emo child that should have died somewhere in a corner but somehow survived and now is crying about his life constantly

    • @Waaagh40KRed
      @Waaagh40KRed 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@erdnalickeroftoads2143In canon, Curze is dead. You must be talking about Corvus Corax.

  • @dovahfett5919
    @dovahfett5919 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Having insane laughing for daddy Konrad I mean, ahem, Konrad Curze is just perfect

  • @fullmetalheel
    @fullmetalheel ปีที่แล้ว +12

    He really don't miss
    FOR THE EMPEROR AND THE KHAN!!

  • @Thezownage
    @Thezownage 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Whoever is on the Peter Turbo fan wagon needs to get off at the next station and find a primarch who isn’t living in Dorns shadow.

  • @I-am-in-excruciating-pain
    @I-am-in-excruciating-pain 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Man, the Sanguinis part hits hard now

  • @HonoraryTemplar
    @HonoraryTemplar 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Horus after his phase: “hey guys sorry about that… I brought pizza”

  • @SgtSpooky666
    @SgtSpooky666 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Damn, nobody seems to like my man Mortarion

  • @punishedsneed
    @punishedsneed 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Corvus could emerge from the Warp before Guilliman and the Lion, look at them, and simply say, "I have traitors to hunt," and they'd just go "You sure do, Corvus, and we can't help you but we also don't have to stop you."

  • @R3DR4V3N-_-
    @R3DR4V3N-_- ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Magnus would be 10 times better without the nipple horns

    • @teuton_
      @teuton_  ปีที่แล้ว +13

      bro, the nipple horns are peak. He is getting trolled by tzeentch after all.

  • @ethanmitchell7479
    @ethanmitchell7479 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The fact that even Horus snapped from his possession for a second after Sanguinius death going
    “This isn’t right…what am I doing!”
    Shows just how beloved he truly was….