The Jake Paul Genie Movie Is Unwatchable
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 7 ก.ย. 2024
- I was under the impression that Jake Paul was a full time boxer now, but no, this movie came out last year. To be fair, he's not even the main character, but every moment of his screen time makes me want to crawl out of my skin. Enjoy folks, because this one is action-packed with bad acting, cameos, and a talking dog.
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My pastor dad briefly glanced over my shoulder during the "ARE THEY GOD" bit and he laughed. So now this video is a certified classic for me.
But is it a certified hood classic????
@@BigSteve9713only if OP is from Chicago
😂😂😂
Andy didn’t even address the mom’s 80s workout unitard, he just jump scared us with it. How rude.
Ngl, she looks great in it
@@cooliostarstache5474 I was gonna’ say, that’s pretty nice for a ‘jumpscare’. Lol.
@@cooliostarstache5474 fr that shit had me barkin and waggin my tail n what not
@@galappyjerma
"Jake Paul" and "kids movie" together makes me thankful I'm single without children
well jake paul was originally a shitty disney star its just that no one remembers
Being in a relationship without children is the best though
@@mason96575 yea you right
I am so nervous everytime I remember that my kid brother is on TH-cam , and might come across someone like the Paul Brothers
Jake Paul, even throughout all his controversies and inappropriate content, is primarily a child entertainer. I've not met an adult who consumes his content. I'm sure his demographic is all kids and some young teens.
3 hour trip to the grocery store is plausible depending on how much shopping and how crowded, but this woman has like 2 bags.
You dont get it, she was just "vlogging" some guy thats all😌
@@heunam3593 save that dirty talk for the bedroom
I got a bit carried away... this movie gets to you
Never me. I grocery shop like its an olympic event.
@@karenamyx2205😂😂sameeeee
The app being called howler is so funny because that is/was the name of a furry dating app so I’m sure people looking it up are gonna get great results.
oh. Oh no.
oh yes
I THOUGHT I RECOGNIZED THE APP NAME!
One in every ten people have liked this video. Crazy
Yeah that's why they had to spell it "Howlyr" instead of "Howlr", and "Howler" was already taken too.
I wish Andy was my mom
Same tbh
same
Same
I don't, my mom screams enough
Real
i cant stop laughing at the 14 yr old child backhanding a dog so hard it fucking dies
I literally thought he was holding a knife or something 😂
What confused me is what happened to the dog?!
Like Moe is alive and well but what about the actual dog he possessed, Magic?!! Is he just dead 😢?
@@BlackCherryLimonade I'm going to assume that the puppy reappeared and they just forgot to mention this.
The genie dog is played by Super Collie, who was a finalist on AGT! Too bad the movie sucks but it’s cool to see him and his trainer making a film debut !
not even joking, my uncle co-produced and edited this movie!! I messaged him to ask what working with Jake Paul was like, and he said “hey cuz! Jake is the coolest cat ever!”looks like now i have to chose sides between andy and my uncle
You're gonna have to disown your uncle.
Is your Uncle Derek Savage?
Memento Mori
Jake: now hit SEND
Your uncle: b-But I don’t talk like that-
Jake: *I don’t care, hit send right now*
Is your uncle from the fifties cause he called Jake a cat!
i’m honestly flabbergasted by how long it took jake paul to actually show up in this movie
Why? This is super common when celebrity names are used to sell shitty movies. Just look at anything Steven Seagal has been in in the last 20 years.
"I can start bustin it down all funky like" actually was the line I used when meeting my wife, we've been married 43 years today :)
the way i believed this
pluh🤨
Still a better love story than The Notebook...
@@publicserviceannouncement4777That’s not a high bar though.
The literal words "Jake Paul" and "Genie Movie" put together cause some kind of mass psychic pain
Actually true!
in the beginning i was waiting like “when is jake paul gonna show up where is he” but when he showed up my smile faded so fast
Andy, I’m going through the worst mental health episode of my life, and finding your channel and going through all of your videos has helped me more than I can explain. Thanks for helping me distract myself from my pain ❤
I hope you feel better soon dude ❤
I’m going through similar, hold your head up. you’ve got this. sending love💕
Tell your brain that I’m gonna beat it into submission if it doesn’t stop hurting you (also i hope you feel better)
@@andykingyt 🫡🫡🫡 🥰
Good luck, and keep holding onto good distractions. You will get through this one, too.
"holy shit it's austin and ally" I'm dying
Apparently she’s so embarrassed of this movie she won’t allow herself to credited anywhere with it, not even her Wikipedia 😂
@@flan6449 Frankly, I don't blame her, I'd scrub it from my filmography too 😅
Very glad to see the merciless insults directed at children. We can’t let society censor us.
Amen.
Never thought I would have sided with “yelling insults at children is how we make sure the government doesn’t censor us”
😂😂😂
LMAOOOO I was looking up the cast for the movie and Laura Marano (Genie) isn't credited anywhere 😭😭😭 She asked for her name to not be attached to the project it was that bad
For a little bit, at the beginning, I forgot Jake Paul was going to be in this and that was such a beautiful beautiful moment where no matter how bad it was, it was not as bad as having Jake Paul
"I love grooming dogs way more than people because they can't say anything"
This line was written and spoken and everyone was 100% fine with it.
When the “dog name” scene came up, a name immediately came to mind that not only works for the movies premise, but is also a pretty cute name: Wish. That could’ve worked really well, but no. They named the dog “mAgIc”, like wth?
I guess it's foreshadowing that the lamp is at magician Jake Pauls place?
Wish is a cute name for a dog!
my favorite part was when the puppy was a good little boy and the dog was a good big boy :] wonderful actors
I think I've already said that but his mannerisms are so funny, they are frantic and sound almost like he's desperate and angry 24/7 I love it!
As a fellow camp employee, the younger sons are 100% the kids who would swing the kayak paddles around like a baseball bat, like you just told them TWICE not to do!!!! I lost my favorite hat and sunglasses cause the kid hit a younger girl in her fucking eye and i had to get her out of the water. Her name was adelaide and such a nice kid. I gave that boy a good stern talking to after. Rules are rules for a reason lol maybe try following them.
not only did the dog get bigger, it completely changed breeds!!! lmao
I know I was a bit annoyed at how the dog changed breeds
@@MrFourchordsOh yeah, I never noticed that!😂
man it’s so sad to see ally go down the deep end. she seems broken since the fallout with austin 😔
Lmao
❤
Ngl I completely forgot this was supposed to be a jake paul film and was caught so of gaurd when he suddenly showed up
lmao right? Same
😂😂😂
"3 kids, a vlog, and one small dog" is clever-ish, and honestly I bet "3 kids, a dog, and a family vlog" could be a reasonably successful tagline for a family vlogging channel.
a while ago i watched this exact movie at my grandparents house…it was both traumatizing and entertaining at the same time
One question:
why how huh??
@@heunam3593 well they only had cable at the time so it was the only thing on and i love cheesy movies so i decided i would just leave it on ahaha. amazing experience but still…terrifying.
Lmao imagine scrolling through channels and stopping at the dog slap scene
@@heunam3593 HAHAHA
traumatainment, the new genre we didn't know we didn't want.
9:16 Honestly no matter how bad or cringe the rest of the movie is, this thoroughly annoys me. Although I know/hope that no pups were harmed, a kid seeing this could think “oh yeah chocolate is totally fine for my dog” 😭
As a new first-time pup owner I don’t even eat chocolate when he’s in Same room in case of crumbs
It's like that movie food fight where the dog in the movie eats raisins. They couldn't have picked a food that wouldn't kill them? Kids could see it and think dogs like them
@@ronjames4151💯
I know this whole video explained the plot but I got so lost in the sauce i didn’t regain consciousness until the dog straight up got murdered
You can explain the plot all you want, it doesn't make it make any more sense
@@Manigeitora👍💯
The fact that the lives of genies inside the lamp is actually a really interesting concept is sending me
Other youtubers: Im not gonna roast a bunch of kids
Andy: WHEN I SEE LUCAS, I SEE RED
THANK YOU FOR POSTING ANDY IM SICK RN AND THIS IS ALL IVE BEEN WAITING FOR
I tried to watch Bizardvark and had to stop because Jake Paul made me too uncomfortable 😭
I've actually meet the actress who plays Jeannie and she seemed nice so it makes me kind of sad to see her in this movie
But she's working so that's nice!
She’s super nice I mean hey at least she’s making money
Me too
WHY IS HIS BACKHAND SO STRONG?!?
Ryder stealing jake pauls apology after killing the dog is so real
Most american candy stores in london arent tourist traps
Theyre actually money laundering and drug smuggling fronts
That is oddly fitting. The only thing that would work better would be a gun smuggling front.
London is the world capital of drugs. Mostly alcohol and cocaine. 🌈
It’s most businesses in London period, I’m afraid
I've been so stressed lately honestly but your videos always manage to cheer me up even when I struggle. Thank you so much for the content and remember to take care of yourself :)
Adding this to my watchlist for later, keep the great content coming Mr. King, looking forward for the bar rescue vid in the works
I swear everytime Jake grabs that sweet dog I pray even harder for he's survival out of this trash piece called a movie , back to he's home safe and sound
I feel like I'm watching a Drew Gooden inspired TH-cam channel and I'm all for it
You are the funniest person on this planet and you make the darkest days bright.
This movie kind of feels like if someone tried to make a full movie out of the "Charles... it says TALENT show" Vine
i’m trying to be quiet bc people are sleeping but i keep uncontrollably laughing at andy’s jokes
12:06 just when I forgot this was a jake Paul movie wtf
Imagine being an older sibling who takes joy in verbally bullying your 7-year-old brother's friend
Until now I have lived in blissful ignorance of this film's existence. Alas
Andy, you somehow calm my ADHD anxiety by simply existing
You're a metaphysical brain scratcher
Thank you
Oliver went from winning America’s got talent to making sonic ads, its crazy what drugs can do 😭
This looks like a movie that was greenlit and made during the short time when Eddie McDowd was still on the air and released during that era where society was obsessed with dogs and talking animal movies - only for the VHS to be unthawed 20 years later and everyone forcibly recast except for the dog.
Seriously, I can see Jake Thomas, Lil' Romeo, Aaron Carter...a lot of mid-1990s-early '00s actors in this thing.
The only one I can't pin down is Discount Charlie McDermott.
The dog playing Magic/Joe is unironically the best actor in the whole movie! 😆
Drew.
Danny.
Andy.
I’m so happy I have another commentary papa who can make me actually bust out laughing.
Seeing a lack of GunnarTV on that list chief
Kurtis????!?!!?!
An Andy video makes me move my schedule to watch it!
If I were a kid and I knew Jake Paul was going to be in a movie with me, I would *beg* my parents to quit. No amount of Robux in the world is worth that headache.
i like watching andy talk, it’s just so mesmerizing i don’t know why
It's the immediately putting the dog on the kitchen table for me, like bro the level of hygiene is just chef kiss
“GO TO THE VET” 😭
👍
Am I the only one who thinks that elderly chihuahua genie was walking looks a lot like marble ( jenna marbles dog)
your voice is so funny your delivery is always perfect
How does a Genie get to be 5 wishes away from retirement? Does the last person to rub the lamp just only get two instead of three wishes?
This entire thing is hilarious, but the "Hi I'm Chris Hansen" bit killed me :D
Isn't Oliver's actor the kid from agt who was obsessed with robots. I think hes a good kid who unfortunately met the wrong people. I wish the best for him.
I’m putting this out here: Andy is giving me hella JonTron vibes with how rewatchable all this videos are. Very swag Andy
Let's just hope he doesn't pull a JonTron
@@BigSteve9713I forget what he did lmao
@@entirelybonkers8832 exposed himself too tens of millions as being a White Nationalist. It was sad because he only brought it upon himself, but that's more often than not how these things go.
@BigSteve9713 what he do..?
@@theflaminglitten-fo6jd see previous reply. Flew too close to the sun, tried too do the ol anti - immigration/white nationalist schtick, tried too debate it and lost, than got cancelled
There’s no mommy vlog, it’s clearly OF
Right? That outfit was insane lol
I can’t believe they straight up killed the dog 😭
Say what you want about the movie, but you can't deny that Laura Marano's fits go hard
but what happened to the soul of the puppy????
so glad you posted a video, i was waiting!
this was a strangely comforting watch like aw man listening to you lose your mind for over twenty minutes felt like a warm cup of cocoa on a cold winter's night :)
also congratulations on the move!!
i gotta start going to more auditions if this is my competition😆(besides the dog, he went crazy)
Wait if the dog is effectively being possessed by Joe, how does Joe know that it was Lucas and not the dog who messed up the cake? Does he retain the dog’s memories but won’t let the dog take control of the body? Or is this just a weird plot hole? Or did I miss something because I’m watching a commentary video on a movie and not the movie itself.
not even gonna lie when I saw this on my watch page it’s right up my alley but I searched to see if anyone I know reacted to it instead so u rly did win being the first to post it bc I thoroughly enjoyed this and subscribed
“she’s a beauty school reject”
*beauty school dropout starts playing*
Andy being comfortable saying just looking at that child brings him rage 😅 yesss. I feel it 😂
How did I not know about this channel?! One of the most hilarious commentary channels I’ve ever watched!
2:37 I thought you had a fake backdrop of a stairwell (where the blinds are). The neon light cord really sells the perspective.
Omfg, this CAN’T be real 😂
Lmaoooo omg I can't believe the genies are Chris Farley's brothers lol
I think there are two kinds of children movies the good and the ugly. The good are films like the little prince, my life as a zucchini and the ugly films are any movie that treats kids like theyre dumber than broken rocks. Movies that treat kids like they understand metaphors and analogies and symbolism allows the kid to ask questions and learn. When movies hand the message on a silver platter chewed up already, the kid doesn't need to learn further. They take it, leave, never think twice. A good kids movie, book, show, etc. allows the kid enjoyment, to feel other emotions than happy, aren't predictable and allow growth and learning. Kids need to learn faster. Especially with how many horrible parents there are who set up their kids with TH-cam kids content. Its brain numbing. Kids should be watching hey Arnold, scooby doo, wild krats, etc. Shows that keep them invested and questioning.
a few years ago a man at the mall tried to get me and my friends to go see a “private test screening” of this movie. it was legit but SUCH a creepy thing to do like, “Hey underage kids, wanna go see a fun movie with a Jake Paul in a dark, private room, for free??”
I'm so happy to see Jenna's doggie Marble is acting now!
my tin foil hat conspiracy theory is that the bit of the mom shooting adult content was intentional but I am well aware that the writers are not smart enough for that
unbelievable that merrick hanna is known as a tiktok dancer instead of an americans got talent “i built a friend” dancer… i expected more from you Andy😕
The dog really was the highlight of the film. And the best actor by far. That's not even a joke, the dog did amazing.
just graduated 5 hours ago and a new andy king video is the best grad gift i could have ever received 🎉❤
Andy that stroller bit was the funniest thing I've ever seen I don't think you realize that
soo the plot of this movie is about a severely injured and almost dead pig. this is LITERALLY about Pearl. When Logan adopted Pearl, he was told that she would not get any bigger because she was a "mini pig" but what that meant was that she was just really small at birth. Pearl got bigger, really big. and Logan allegedly gave the Pearl to a farmer so that Pearl wouldn't have to come to Puerto Rico. What actually happened (or what was theorized and is most likely true) is that Logan abandoned her a while ago, and Pearl was found severely injured, with a very bloody ear and in a state that could only be described as grotesque and dirty. It's sad really.
This is the first I am seeing of your channel and I have to say, I've never heard a youtuber be as cynical about children as you are. It is strangely refreshing. You also look like Tobey maguire's peter parker and I am here for it 😊 best spiderman ever imo.
Seriously Andy, how do you go through this shit? Anyways, really love your videos
Wait the cranky old lady is called Mrs Craptree😂 fitting
“How many calls from your children you ignored…. _While holding your phone_ .” 🤪
Lmao no way.. I went to go watch this video and the first ad I see is a Jake Paul phone game 😂
What's the game?
@@msjkrameycan’t remember the name honestly I was laughing to hard
@@MitchandNess damn. That bad? Lol
@@msjkramey yeah I was laughing cause of the irony
i forgot jake paul would be in the movie and got shocked when he appeared
14:45 okay this is so oddly specific but the noise effect in the background in this clip, genuinely sounds like it’s happening in real life and it’s freaking me and my dog out 😭💀💀 it’s probably just my small room but still LMAO
I'm kinda on Drew's side since he called out Lucas for not understanding how airquotes work.
right off the top of my head in the five secs i had "at least i didnt make broccoli at least i didnt make brussel sprouts at least i didnt make bedtimes" which would have been so much better like any amount of thought could have helped in this movie dude
I haven't heard of this movie not once and that scares me
Joe, the genie "inside" the dog 😏
Something Jake Paul does is unwatchable? In other news, water is wet