'Does this look infected to you?' Charlie & Alan’s Best Moments 👀 Two and a Half Men | TV Land

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  • @Nexus0193
    @Nexus0193 5 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    We all want an uncle like Charlie :)

    • @sanzianagoglinache8696
      @sanzianagoglinache8696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That will be great

    • @Shiirya
      @Shiirya 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My father is kinda like him, when i was young my life has some similarities with jake when on hollidays !

  • @jesusorosco2696
    @jesusorosco2696 5 ปีที่แล้ว +525

    Favorite show. Sheen is a Legend

  • @КристианГеоргиев-ы6н
    @КристианГеоргиев-ы6н 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    They were fantastic together

  • @tsipher
    @tsipher 5 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    "it's after 11 and I'm all tucked in" I'm that way after 2 pm

    • @OrioleFan336
      @OrioleFan336 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I see this comment as its 2 PM and I'm all tucked in

  • @Mitchell_Kirkbride69
    @Mitchell_Kirkbride69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    "i'm not asking you to tickle it just take a look" LMAO

  • @chigbomichaelofomata2874
    @chigbomichaelofomata2874 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Where’s the scene that they were trading insults with letters from the alphabets 😂.

  • @dannyhill7621
    @dannyhill7621 5 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    Charlie is the best brother ever!

    • @viniciusgmachado1204
      @viniciusgmachado1204 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      How so? He once *STOLE* Alan’s girlfriend in *prom.*

  • @willjean1614
    @willjean1614 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I don’t think I ever like a show more than this show, Charlie was the best .

  • @p.e.1628
    @p.e.1628 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Just one word: SQUAB!... one of the funniest episodes! Still cracks me up!

  • @srikanthvemula6181
    @srikanthvemula6181 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    Charlie was, is and always will be the funniest.

  • @roxales7301
    @roxales7301 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    " is it dressie dressie or dressie casual " 😂😂😂

    • @viniciusgmachado1204
      @viniciusgmachado1204 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don’t get it.

    • @roxales7301
      @roxales7301 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@viniciusgmachado1204 it's a line that Alan said to Charlie, when asked to go to double date with him (and 24 year old friend)

    • @roxales7301
      @roxales7301 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@viniciusgmachado1204 4.13

    • @LecheHardcoreCanalEnDecadencia
      @LecheHardcoreCanalEnDecadencia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@roxales7301 yeah, but he don't get it

    • @viniciusgmachado1204
      @viniciusgmachado1204 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You mean, ‘cause Alan wants to get laid like Charlie?

  • @Stoneman180190
    @Stoneman180190 3 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    It’s not Charlie Sheen that made the show funny, it’s the chemistry between Charlie Sheen and Jon Cryer that made the show funny.

    • @boogitybear2283
      @boogitybear2283 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Even Angus had chemistry with Charlie.

    • @ElChavo1128
      @ElChavo1128 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      TV needs more characters like Charlie, Alan, Jake and Berta

    • @Confidentk9sCa
      @Confidentk9sCa 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Great cast all around.

  • @jeanettebranco1830
    @jeanettebranco1830 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    This is my favorite show love charlie.

    • @liamroberts9047
      @liamroberts9047 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hello Jeanette, How are you doing?

  • @patriciaorlando2380
    @patriciaorlando2380 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    What a great programme Two and a Half Men. So funny. Charlie and Alan along with Jake and all is a 10/10 acting. 😂😂😂

    • @liamroberts9047
      @liamroberts9047 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hello Patricia, How are you doing?

  • @Minolla
    @Minolla 5 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    I love Charlieeee! Never watched an episode after season 8.

    • @henryregalado
      @henryregalado 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same here

    • @giovannigiovanni.7220
      @giovannigiovanni.7220 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I only like seasons 1-10 (especially seasons 1-8)

    • @jaimevilla7836
      @jaimevilla7836 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yea I used to look him top until I found he molested someone at the age of 19

    • @viniciusgmachado1204
      @viniciusgmachado1204 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Seriously?!

    • @Minolla
      @Minolla 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Giovanni Giovanni. No Charlie, no TAAHM(since the show was written for him) Ashton was great as Kelso, thats it.

  • @patricksaxon3983
    @patricksaxon3983 5 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    “You got to keep it out of the sun light.” Charlie said and Alan asked: “Is it vampire sperm?”

  • @smokeybear5460
    @smokeybear5460 5 ปีที่แล้ว +910

    I don't think Ashton Kutcher is a bad actor but I never watched an episode past season 8 of this show.

    • @ludwigf8729
      @ludwigf8729 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      You can call me whatever you want, but I liked Ashton Kutcher more than Charlie Sheen

    • @Alex-yq1ci
      @Alex-yq1ci 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      problem with ashton kutcher was the chemistry with the rest of the cast was awful and forced

    • @ridleymcnamara2273
      @ridleymcnamara2273 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Alex-yq1ci I agree

    • @ridleymcnamara2273
      @ridleymcnamara2273 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      I really do like Kutcher, but yeah this show died after Sheen was gone.

    • @user-bb1ti6ct7s
      @user-bb1ti6ct7s 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@ludwigf8729 ok boomer

  • @Gator12
    @Gator12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Netflix please. But only the seasons with Charlie

  • @smitprmr
    @smitprmr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    That dog episode was so funny. 🤣

  • @AbdulKhan-qc9od
    @AbdulKhan-qc9od 5 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    Charlie was only soul to keep up that show, after he left it felt like something gone wrong lol

    • @lisab8334
      @lisab8334 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      But the show has kept the same great success

    • @AbdulKhan-qc9od
      @AbdulKhan-qc9od 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lisa B no it didn’t the rating was going down the hill that’s y they decided to ended.

    • @mbdg6810
      @mbdg6810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Abdul Khan the show imo didnt deserve to go 12 seasons. Especially since the finale was screwed up

  • @TheJAG6752
    @TheJAG6752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    My brother, owning both a snake and a bird, the crazy goes both ways.

  • @TheRohnjackson
    @TheRohnjackson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    _They had better _*_chemistry_*_ than Ross and Rachel._

    • @olivia.mcdonald
      @olivia.mcdonald 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Rohn Jackson *rachel and joey

    • @hierony5471
      @hierony5471 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Everyone had a better chemistry than those two.

    • @yashk9
      @yashk9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The entire show is better than Friends.

    • @TheRohnjackson
      @TheRohnjackson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@yashk9 _Not entire._
      Only upto *eighth* season.

    • @everythingisawesome2903
      @everythingisawesome2903 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@TheRohnjackson ENTIREEEEEEEE

  • @TCC1994
    @TCC1994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    'It's after 11 and I'm all tucked in.".
    "Too bad!"
    "I'M DRINKING NIGHTY NIGHT TEA!"
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Yuldashevaziz
    @Yuldashevaziz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    I liked the ending. I wish I had a brother like charlie that gave me twins to release my pressure on

  • @haydendraycott7897
    @haydendraycott7897 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Go stand in the surf!" As a veteran of such activity I can confirm it works really well actually lolol

  • @thiagocouto2844
    @thiagocouto2844 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Both were in John Hughes movies ! I'd never thoughts of that !

    • @malygos9301
      @malygos9301 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      John tyler and Ryan stiles(herb) both were in hot shots with Charlie sheen

  • @Coolyguy27
    @Coolyguy27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    That Charlie is so generous. He is good to his brother. And yet his brother does,'nt appreciate it. Go figure ? Wish i had a brother like Charlie growing up. Charlie is just misunderstood .

  • @patricksaxon3983
    @patricksaxon3983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I love whe Allen asked him if it was Vampire sperm.

  • @quietyoutrash8150
    @quietyoutrash8150 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm drinking Nighty Night tea. LMFAO

  • @TheDuelingDoc
    @TheDuelingDoc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Alan lost all respect from me when he gave up on twins for Judith of all people

  • @Babosito
    @Babosito 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:17 true but hilariously said

  • @неболаја
    @неболаја 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    He said no to a twinsisters?!

    • @неболаја
      @неболаја 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Keynesian Economics ofc its wrong! But if bitches want it then they should get it hard and rough like cheap hoes!

    • @thedarkknight9634
      @thedarkknight9634 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He knew its too good to be true😔😔

    • @allanrune
      @allanrune 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He is an idiot.

  • @pamwilkinson3751
    @pamwilkinson3751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Loved the show!

  • @WildlifeObsessed
    @WildlifeObsessed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Laughed out loud.

  • @vipitoachumi4229
    @vipitoachumi4229 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I wish I had a brother like Charlie who'd get me twins like that 😌

  • @henkvessies6967
    @henkvessies6967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    As a dutchman i like it to see Charlie drinking Heineken , he always had a good taste.

  • @sumayyananteza4509
    @sumayyananteza4509 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I could have met you at the theatre you know🤩🤣

  • @jakel5892
    @jakel5892 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Charlie Sheen is a legal Cannabis dealer with a new brand of weed called Sheenius

  • @progyandas9650
    @progyandas9650 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    I miss this show .
    I mean the original one !

  • @David-281
    @David-281 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    1:44 the day someone suceeds in doing this, i‘ll pay this person 10 grand!

  • @jowolf2187
    @jowolf2187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "Is it Vampire sperm?" It's like Twilight all over again.

  • @DGardhouse
    @DGardhouse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I have never watched any of the episodes after Charlie sheen left.

  • @WolfeandcoArchive
    @WolfeandcoArchive 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Maaan, I miss this

  • @michaelhagelstein4334
    @michaelhagelstein4334 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I don't care what anybody says I think that's funny stuff Two and a Half Men and Charlie Harper got me through some dark days in my life I'm on the other side now and I still think it's funny

  • @mr-zf6vs
    @mr-zf6vs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I wish i had a brother like Charlie

  • @rashidaalam7384
    @rashidaalam7384 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    One of the most hilarious show ever 🙏🍷🥂🤪😜

  • @vraven-tc6cg
    @vraven-tc6cg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I'm drinking nighty night tea. Rofl

  • @Maximum7077
    @Maximum7077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    why are the colours so good ?

  • @saiyongdawn7756
    @saiyongdawn7756 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Charlie is a sleazeball. How Alan put up with him as his brother. Lol. But I loved this show. Great laughs. I hope and pray Charlie Sheen is doing better healthwise. My prayers to him and his family. 😍

    • @shefchenko111
      @shefchenko111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It might have something to do with the fact that he let Alan live rent-free in his house...

    • @saiyongdawn7756
      @saiyongdawn7756 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@shefchenko111 Oh yeah, that's the major reason I'm sure. I guess he tolerates him. Lol

    • @shefchenko111
      @shefchenko111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@saiyongdawn7756 He can always choose not to, and live...you know, in a carton box :D

    • @georgebrice3831
      @georgebrice3831 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rohit kr+ well if you seen mass shooting as of late I guess they are not that strict heck look at every black neighborhood in the us that say something right there

    • @georgebrice3831
      @georgebrice3831 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rohit kr+ nah man whatever you learn is a lie United States is the most discriminatory nation out there trust me I know

  • @shungyo8395
    @shungyo8395 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    THIS IS NOT A SHOW BUT THIS IS THE REAL CHARLIE SHEEN JUST LIVING HIS LIFE....

  • @MrBrownnn696
    @MrBrownnn696 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What does it look like I'm doing ? Lmfao

  • @dorissanchez7519
    @dorissanchez7519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    And Alan alias the sponge and the leach at the end never moved out

  • @ianbrewer4843
    @ianbrewer4843 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great clip

  • @theman1412
    @theman1412 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:25, "I'm not asking you to tickle it"

  • @Anubhav04011986
    @Anubhav04011986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:23 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @justinfoley4008
    @justinfoley4008 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love the twins

  • @ricfig4867
    @ricfig4867 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Is this still on Netflix?

  • @afa13829
    @afa13829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Id love to see Charlie and Sheldon Cooper from big bang theory just do 1 episode together. Anybody else?

    • @joshua50101
      @joshua50101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Id love too. But its too late now. Since Charlie disclosed his hiv status hes not the same anymore plus both shows ended already. 😢

    • @afa13829
      @afa13829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@joshua50101 I know!! It's very sad. I hope Charlie is able to take the medications now to help maintain or lower the symptoms of it. That's just a sad and messed up situation all around.

  • @KKJi001
    @KKJi001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    hope everybody has a brother like charlie

  • @jenlindley7780
    @jenlindley7780 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Wow really HQ image!!!

  • @jmirandarivera9264
    @jmirandarivera9264 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The best series ever!!!.

  • @viniciusgmachado1204
    @viniciusgmachado1204 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:44 Charlie, why would you even *do* that?

  • @daboo7725
    @daboo7725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It's bad luck to split sisters anyway 😅😅😅

  • @imaimashii1
    @imaimashii1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:23 If this is real life he gets on his knees in a split second

  • @emilyatkinson8264
    @emilyatkinson8264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Alan dose this look infected to you oh charly

  • @agusstiinbt
    @agusstiinbt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Love Charlie

  • @xViolentStormzx
    @xViolentStormzx ปีที่แล้ว

    the fact that i never knew what misogynist meant before this show

  • @ramadansadek4415
    @ramadansadek4415 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love Charly as that great big brother

  • @renel8964
    @renel8964 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    S1 charlie looks like moe from the 3.stooges

  • @himelbahar5819
    @himelbahar5819 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Charlie is the coolest big bro ever.

  • @basba_qal
    @basba_qal 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was surprised there actually was a dictionary in that house.

  • @yashpandey7730
    @yashpandey7730 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Why is it vampire sperm....😂😂...jon cryer gave great golden lines in this show too....tht dialogue delivery...I don't why everyone cries after sheen....I admit the show went down after his exit...bt so did anger management when sheen joined it....grow up people

  • @mattyukon6335
    @mattyukon6335 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Can attest to not dipping your pen in company ink as well as dating a woman with a snake !
    ...bad decisions DO make great stories though.

    • @tinbanger66
      @tinbanger66 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or iguanas. Or birds.

    • @gustavomarques4097
      @gustavomarques4097 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dating coworkers are never a good idea.
      Especially if things start to get serious and suddenly it falls apart.
      I did it once (for the first time) and totally regret it.

  • @jurr00
    @jurr00 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    he has same dress style just as michael from GTA V

  • @hafidmostarhfir2245
    @hafidmostarhfir2245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It’s bad luck to split sisters anyway
    😂😂😂😂

  • @kaziknybosman4739
    @kaziknybosman4739 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    You get what they mean

  • @omarhernandez9148
    @omarhernandez9148 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Hahaha, "does this looks infected to you?"... 🍆😂😂😂😂

  • @spikes7846
    @spikes7846 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Spitting the sisters apart is bad splitting them in 2 is good

  • @oliverpony
    @oliverpony 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My mom cousin has 2 boys from 2 different guys And I think when her boys grow up they will be like Charlie and Alen

  • @rossi180
    @rossi180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    alan is the king

  • @andrewbao6373
    @andrewbao6373 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Charlie got a BBQ tong

  • @viniciusgmachado1204
    @viniciusgmachado1204 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    0:40 What’s in Alan’s neck, and why?

    • @peateargriffin7593
      @peateargriffin7593 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The cable goes out and so Charlie tells Alan to "call the guy" to fix it, Alan insisted that they do it themselves because apparently it's a simple adjustment, so he goes on the roof and after fixing the satellite he attempts to climb down the ladder and falls of the roof.

    • @viniciusgmachado1204
      @viniciusgmachado1204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *Now* I get it. Thank you.

  • @LednacekZ
    @LednacekZ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    you don't drink tea before you go to bed. And nobody sane drinks tea with the bag still in the cup. You take the bag out long before the water cools down to a drinkable temperature

  • @NiVi192
    @NiVi192 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    ' *Whose* sperm?!'
    😅😅😅👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

  • @edmundworrell530
    @edmundworrell530 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Both blonds for Alan? Charlie is the best brother!!

  • @Ben8484
    @Ben8484 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You would think that Alan would know that sperm cells die in sunlight.

  • @baddriversoflittlerock8359
    @baddriversoflittlerock8359 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Episode with the twins?

    • @dez3540
      @dez3540 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Season 3 Episode 3, "Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark"

  • @patriciasaez8446
    @patriciasaez8446 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Pongan las temporadas 1 y 2

  • @service2204
    @service2204 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Ironic now its definitely infected 😂

  • @eyang7
    @eyang7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Y can't they make this show free on TH-cam? They'll make a lot of money from the views and subscribers

    • @NiVi192
      @NiVi192 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      No production company just uploads their hit tv show on TH-cam for free. And the few accessible videos with full episodes you might find just haven't been caught by the copyright section yet. Besides, I'm not sure Warner would really make as much money by that as they do with Prime and such.

  • @cookiekotula2497
    @cookiekotula2497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Two an a half men! Will never be the same without charlie! Berta!. Allen u r good!!!! But u need charlie an Berta!!!! No Ashton!!!!! He dont fill the shoes of charlie!!!!! This show is basically done for!!!!!! Berta u will be soooo! Missed!!!!!

  • @sanjayrichards1658
    @sanjayrichards1658 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Charlie made this show

    • @afonsodeportugal
      @afonsodeportugal 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Correct! And Walden killed it!

  • @jrviade85
    @jrviade85 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I still watch reruns of this show but aa soon as the Ashton Kutcher episodes start that's when I turn it off or watch something else

  • @abehambino
    @abehambino 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    0:30 oh sure, NOW you’re a chiropractor, NOT a DOCTOR!

  • @sain223
    @sain223 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yep 100% agree is it extremely bad luck to split twins sisters.

  • @wickedsnake8032
    @wickedsnake8032 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    4:50 I will take them 😏

    • @wickedsnake8032
      @wickedsnake8032 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      but not any more my girlfriend would kill me 🙄

  • @salomokondjila5421
    @salomokondjila5421 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Jon Cryer (Alan) and Berta carried this show after Charlie left.

  • @hamizu3006
    @hamizu3006 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Who’s the twins called?

  • @Jadzebra
    @Jadzebra 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I hate it but he's right about bid and lizard owners

  • @IanZuczuski
    @IanZuczuski 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Gotta have tongs