Everything Wrong With Atomic Blonde In 14 Minutes Or Less

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  • Lady Bond Wick Bourne Hannah Alias. Atomic Blonde is totally worth watching. It isn't maybe as fun as the John Wick movies... it doesn't make as much sense as a Bourne movie... but it has an incredible extended fight sequence that will rock your socks off. Oh, and it also has sins. And ice baths. And smoking. LOTS of smoking.
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  • @medusagorgo5146
    @medusagorgo5146 6 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    As someone who was in West Germany when the wall fell, I can tell you it was spontaneous, not planned.

  • @lettletts7501
    @lettletts7501 5 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    As to the sin about why she doesn't just take painkillers for her pain instead of taking ice baths:
    Obviously as a spy you don't want to ever be intoxicated/impaired or anywhere close to being impaired at any time.

    • @curtiskretzer8898
      @curtiskretzer8898 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Or busting mandatory post op squirt test screening 4 thought pattern vetting by absence of substance apparant @ litmus check(vodka is ok)

    • @lovell8983
      @lovell8983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      but.. but you wouldn't get a Charlize bath scene

    • @mickylove76
      @mickylove76 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Its probably to bring down the inflammation which will then reduce the swelling and pain and visibility of the injuries in the long run.

    • @JS-hw8ve
      @JS-hw8ve 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      the cold reduces swelling better than ibuprofen, and lets us see the work of art that is Charlize Theron. Woman is super talented and super fit.

    • @mi12no
      @mi12no 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It was more about cold training in case you fell into a freezing cold river, actually.
      Since this DID happen in the movie, that sin is invalid. It's proper planting by the writers.

  • @SleepySuperhero
    @SleepySuperhero 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Ice bath would reduce inflammation and swelling, helping recovery in joints (and if you've ever thrown a punch into bone, you know how much it can hurt) reducing bruising and purging lactic acid build up in muscles (cardio is important, kids). As a bonus, it reduces the swelling and discoloration of her wounds, like the missing bruising you sinned.

  • @Oso1337
    @Oso1337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    11:35 - 11:45
    -1 sin: Charleze turned on the TV while looking for bugs for the same reason other spies run a shower while doing the same or trying to have a conversation when they're sure they're being listened to; to create white noise.

    • @saz1471
      @saz1471 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      this guy is stupid if he didnt realize that lol, they even show it later on in the movie that the white noise did in fact block out of the noise for those eavesdropping. did this guy even watch the movie lol

    • @Night.League
      @Night.League 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Cinemasins never watches the movie they just make clickbait fake videos

    • @cezarp9059
      @cezarp9059 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thaaat's racist!

  • @balazspapp7283
    @balazspapp7283 6 ปีที่แล้ว +629

    Your Movie Sin Tally is 99, and your sentence is not ‘Luftballons’?? Shame on you

    • @sjs9698
      @sjs9698 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      :O
      very good!
      i was too busy saying, yup, great film. 99's a pretty damned good score.

    • @polreamonn
      @polreamonn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jez missed a trick there.

    • @toxsiin
      @toxsiin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i concur..

    • @smeva26
      @smeva26 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      im literally lost for words - this is so amazing

    • @zarquondam
      @zarquondam 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Came here to say.

  • @peterfrank3365
    @peterfrank3365 6 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    Another sin: Movie did not used 'Atomic' by Blondie on its already cliche soundtrack.

    • @manchesterunitedno7
      @manchesterunitedno7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Peter Frank yeah, missed opportunity on both the movie and this sin list.

    • @mangy2fly604
      @mangy2fly604 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If only they used the one of the real versions of stigmata

    • @biteofdog
      @biteofdog 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I still love the Atomic Blonde Soundtrack but I agree it needed 'Atomic' by Blondie.

  • @klonvomhaus
    @klonvomhaus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +393

    Actually, the way we are told in germany, and the way my mum remembers it, they had a slip-up during an interview. One politician tried to say something along the lines of "from a certain point in the future, we will allow certain people with politic prevalence to cross the border through the wall and disassemble the kill squad because all will be handled from both sides now on." Like... They wanted to control the border from both sides so noone crosses over and SOME people could pass through.
    He had a slip-up, said something about "and the berlin wall will be no longer used", and a reporter asked him "When will this start?". He then responded, looking into his papers, "Uhm, as far as I know, uhm, as of now". Which started a hell of a lot of people grabbing their stuff and their family, they ran to the border, NO GUARD KNEW what the hell they were supposed to do (because they had no new orders), and because half the city was at the border, they did not just open fire, but stood down and watched, as the wall fell. It just happened. Don't see how you can actually plan this, but you COULD write a Illuminati-style conspiracy-theory how the slip up was intentional, I guess.

    • @GeorgHaeder
      @GeorgHaeder 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Yup, that also was live tv-brodcasted back then and after the people saw it on tv, all hell broke loose.

    • @31webseries
      @31webseries 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      That's what happened??? That's absolutely life-way-crazier-than-fiction insane!

    • @apurugganan
      @apurugganan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      OMG so incredible, and here we are-- giving credit to all the wrong people, when it sounded more like someone was doing 'is this microphone working?' and a technician turned on CNN to answer his question ("It's working, I guess they all heard you")

    • @Klishar122
      @Klishar122 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Damn, all that from a simple slip up? I'd say such a thing impossible, but I guess I'd be wrong.

    • @Klishar122
      @Klishar122 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Damn, all that from a simple slip up? I'd say such a thing impossible, but I guess I'd be wrong.

  • @ZombieDragQueen
    @ZombieDragQueen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    +1 sin: ”Stalker” was released in East Germany theatres in 1981. And no way such an art-house film would get eight years later a re-release with such a huge marketing budget to afford a cloth billboard.

    • @thatonegooze
      @thatonegooze 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Stefan B. oh thank god that makes 100 sins

    • @ZombieDragQueen
      @ZombieDragQueen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That One Goose I was generous and gave it just one sin because not everyone is a Andrei Tarkovsky fan. But I’ll add one more sin for not choosing his ”Ivan’s Childhood” film instead of ”Stalker” which would’ve been more appropriate.

    • @brettroper1031
      @brettroper1031 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stefan B. Is stalker the one the game is based off of?

    • @ZombieDragQueen
      @ZombieDragQueen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Baron Anoch Yepp, barely based off of. It just took the main premisse (post-apocalyptic world and there are "stalkers" who can get people into the forbidden zone), whereas the film is (like Tarkovsky's other works) more of a contemplation on existence and the human soul.

    • @apurugganan
      @apurugganan 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Stefan B Thanks, so that makes grand total 100 sins. Will only watch for girl-on-girl action. Not plot.

  • @DarkClown06
    @DarkClown06 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1517

    I will NEVER complain about a Charlize bath scene.

    • @BG-xm5ex
      @BG-xm5ex 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      BlinkingEspurr sure you wouldn’t
      Meat beating is way better

    • @kawaiipanda6850
      @kawaiipanda6850 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      BlinkingEspurr Normally I wouldn’t either but when I watched it I was with my Siblings and My stepmom so it was just awkward.

    • @jimb.7523
      @jimb.7523 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Kawaii Panda At least you weren't watching The Shape of Water with them.

    • @_XR40_
      @_XR40_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      "...will NEVER complain..." But will you be saying that 20 years from now?

    • @matthewaguilar7849
      @matthewaguilar7849 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Scene doesn’t contain a lap dance

  • @angelbarrera3890
    @angelbarrera3890 6 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    There should been a sin removed for the fact she slept with the french intelligence girl in the flashback and then the movie cut back to the interrogation with everyone staring at her implying she vividly described making love to a woman to all of them.

    • @sosea_exe
      @sosea_exe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Angel Barrera
      "We're all professionals here"

    • @apurugganan
      @apurugganan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@sosea_exe We're going to need to hear the details. You know, tattoos, etc. that sort of thing. Oh, and any other exchange that we also need to know about,of course

  • @vsm6847
    @vsm6847 6 ปีที่แล้ว +599

    Sinworthy, yes. But this movie was so underrated.

    • @tsmk4262
      @tsmk4262 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Or Charlize Theron is just so overrated ppl keep whining her bs movies are underrated.

    • @AR-fw5zy
      @AR-fw5zy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @TS MK nah, i didnt even know her before the movie(not yet, only by this movie) but i liked it a lot

    • @charlescourtois1075
      @charlescourtois1075 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I agree i loved it

    • @mcmarkmarkson7115
      @mcmarkmarkson7115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      She was hot and charismatic, the movie itself was mediocre at best

    • @kevinclapson
      @kevinclapson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not sure how a copy and paste spy thriller with a female lead who's strength pushes suspension of disbelief near its limit could possible be underrated.

  • @carlosrvra
    @carlosrvra 6 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    I actually didn’t see the CIA triple agent thing coming, because “HOW & WHY?!?!”, but also the movie was kinda confusing about the whole “Satchel” thing so I didn’t even realize a double agent was in play 😄.
    I second the fight scene sin removal though! Charlize earned her paycheck by receiving Nakatomi Plaza levels of injuries... she didn’t just magic her way thru those guys.
    And I appreciate that the disloyalty of Perceval was hidden in plain sight. We saw him as a bastard, and he WAS. Like she pointed out twice, she was made from the beginning, and he didn’t even TRY to explain that away.

    • @shellshock10
      @shellshock10 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I actually liked Percival, the MI6 agent who instead of sitting around and wasting his time, turned a disadvantage into an opportunity and became a smuggler to profit from the hard times in germany.

    • @apuntes8883
      @apuntes8883 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@shellshock10 These has nothing to do with the community. A side approach they use a dynamic the comunity is using at a certain place to introduce the spy agent for a dynamic which is for the internal use of the spying group itself. She passes through the spot and sees the objective, an objective that the community was using for else purposes, side approach.

  • @MissFarewells
    @MissFarewells 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2289

    When you don't watch the movie but you watch its sins.

    • @typicalstory4401
      @typicalstory4401 6 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      It's my way of "watching" a movie I know I'm not going to watch

    • @victorowen2592
      @victorowen2592 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I watch Cinemasins and Foundflix, and they basically watching the movie for me and making it fun

    • @ijustdontgiveafuck5767
      @ijustdontgiveafuck5767 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Miss Abaxelis Faxxx😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @daniellayfield2227
      @daniellayfield2227 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Miss Abaxelis I

    • @ijustdontgiveafuck5767
      @ijustdontgiveafuck5767 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Owen Coleman Not really...

  • @robertwazhere92
    @robertwazhere92 6 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    Attention everyone demanding Ragnarok's sins: This channel has a had a long history of tying sins videos to the week before a similar movies' release. Therefore, Ragnarok's sins will be revealed next week ahead of Avengers: Infinity War. Also, Black Panther is not out on DVD yet and is not eligible to be sinned for Infinity War's release.

    • @amethyst4zhy
      @amethyst4zhy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Umm you don't know that and black panther is on 📀

    • @jerrygodeep4787
      @jerrygodeep4787 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Generation Z its actually more common sense so lol and black panther is not on dvd or Blu-ray yet it’s releases the 15

    • @MataNui.
      @MataNui. 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      after the response one comment suggesting it got, I don't wanna be in the comment section when he does.

  • @jamesfreyer5844
    @jamesfreyer5844 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    7:46 -- "The Mummy on her tummy." Have to admire a brain twisted enough to even *think* of a line like that.

  • @BobbyManford
    @BobbyManford 4 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    Sure the storyline is weak but the cinematography is amazing and the fight scenes are epic and so realistic.

    • @999SickBoy666
      @999SickBoy666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      And the storyline is not particularly weak - or, at least, it isn't weaker than the average modern day spy movie storyline. Sure, the script could've used a few drafts more but it isn't worst than several Mission: Impossible and at least a couple Bourne movies.

    • @thankyouforyourcompliance7386
      @thankyouforyourcompliance7386 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There is nothing as important as a good storyline. It is as if the drawing is bad but you appreciate the frame.

    • @cangaroojack
      @cangaroojack 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@thankyouforyourcompliance7386 Depends on the film tbh, action oriented movies can do a lot with very little, yeah this movies had problems with the storyline, but personally I didn't find it weak, or at list i wasn't bored one second! But everyone has their personal tastes

    • @sarikatimmi
      @sarikatimmi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Booby Manfanny except for a female beating the shit out of grown me. salt was the worst w that shit

    • @thomasocallaghan9145
      @thomasocallaghan9145 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Soundtrack was also phenomenal, lesbian scene, and let Charlize take all the ice baths she wants

  • @royschults2571
    @royschults2571 6 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    Movie Sin Tally: 99
    Sentence: Luftballons

    • @conroypawgmail
      @conroypawgmail 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Nice 80s reference. Perfect for this review.

    • @MarielikestoCrochet
      @MarielikestoCrochet 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Foto Roys my thoughts exactly

    • @limitedexperience492
      @limitedexperience492 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not just a nice 80s reference, but straight up a nice GERMAN 80s reference, explicitly about Cold War tension

  • @samuelstermer6437
    @samuelstermer6437 6 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    it got 99 sins and u didn't make a 99 red balloons joke? dis a point ed

    • @graciegj63
      @graciegj63 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Samuel Stermer No no. It's *DIS-A-POINT-ED* to put more emphasis of the evil Hercules yelled. 😆 👍

  • @HunterkHz
    @HunterkHz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    I'm pretty sure she turned on the TV for sin 82 as white noise.

    • @FiddlebirdBlue
      @FiddlebirdBlue 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I thought of that too

    • @shuriKen469
      @shuriKen469 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ding!...that's racist!!

  • @hepchaos
    @hepchaos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    You had 99 sins and didn't do a Nena 99 luftballoons reference for the East Berlin 80's cold war movie?

  • @patrikkarlsson9463
    @patrikkarlsson9463 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    99 sins and you DON'T sentence it to forever ride in a luftballon or even play the song? That's a sin if I ever saw one.

    • @damien4197
      @damien4197 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pretty sure that's actually the song playing on the stereo that gets smashed at 3:54 and surprised it didn't get a mention...

  • @tylahduggan5987
    @tylahduggan5987 6 ปีที่แล้ว +626

    they called the movie Atomic Blonde and didnt put Atomic - Blondie on the soundtrack.

    • @historyinc.4783
      @historyinc.4783 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Tylah Duggan this!!!

    • @jculver1674
      @jculver1674 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or Suicide Blonde.

    • @leonclementsbeall2562
      @leonclementsbeall2562 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      DING

    • @audreyrose4710
      @audreyrose4710 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      they did tho..maybe later since this comment is from four months ago but it's there now

    • @burnbobquist8999
      @burnbobquist8999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That for me is the only sin thats worth mentioning. xD

  • @aswallace88
    @aswallace88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    11:39 The best way to hide that you're searching for a bug is to create a lot of loud noises that sit right in the main frequency range that a bug would receive. Since they're typically designed to pick up human voices, a loud TV of a newscast can be your best friend when bug hunting.

  • @katherinejacko830
    @katherinejacko830 6 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    He should have said “hey look it’s pennywise in another form”
    Bill skarsgard is in this film

    • @guilhermeviana8131
      @guilhermeviana8131 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He should have said discount Pennywise

    • @curly.friess9356
      @curly.friess9356 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ikr? Ty, I was looking for this comment 😂

  • @JamesFluker
    @JamesFluker 6 ปีที่แล้ว +385

    This movie was fun to watch. The fight scenes were brutal. Charlize doesn't know the meaning of the word weak.

    • @FiddlebirdBlue
      @FiddlebirdBlue 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Concise; nice. I concur.

    • @Lodogg
      @Lodogg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The hose/cord scene had my attention.

    • @SkySoFew
      @SkySoFew 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yes she does. Shes a very highly paid, pampered actress.

    • @sugarnads
      @sugarnads 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Script bullshits hard. She died about 6 times

    • @TheReZisTLust
      @TheReZisTLust 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Id hope she knows what that word is... I learned it in my early years of school and if she doesn't know then wow

  • @FireflyProductions
    @FireflyProductions 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    "Lamp, lamp, lamp, lamp, lamp."
    Thank you, CinemaSins, for making me shoot Progresso soup out of my nose.

    • @OmniscientWarrior
      @OmniscientWarrior 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      What a waste of soup.

    • @agonleed3841
      @agonleed3841 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      SteampunkFireflies as opposed to the cum earlier in the day

    • @mirzaahmed6589
      @mirzaahmed6589 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love lamp.

  • @Taco1011
    @Taco1011 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "Half of London has a view of her Big Bens" OKAY LMAO

  • @jinxbeecee
    @jinxbeecee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I don't get the reference about things exploding because they touch the radiator (during the long fight scene). Maybe radiators work differently in the US, but that radiator looks like mine, and while it gets hot, its because of the warm water in it. There is no electricity involved.

  • @somerandomwizard5799
    @somerandomwizard5799 6 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    I wonder what a movie made by cinemasins would be like

    • @SK8TER4LIFE45
      @SK8TER4LIFE45 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      New Breed Studios lol its alot easier to sit there and criticize than to actually make a movie. I highly doubt they would be any good at it. No movie is perfect. Plus u really shouldnt blindly believe everything Cinemasins says is true and or a proper criticism. Alot of their sins are either wrong or just terrible jokes made by this guy that somehow count as a negative on the movie for some reason. The videos are entertaining to watch, but if u think these are in any way a real in depth analysis on movies u are incredibly mistaken.

    • @UnknownUnknown-mo7zg
      @UnknownUnknown-mo7zg 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      There'd be a sin in every shot. And then plus 50 sins for the asshole apple eater and product placement because that's how it would be paid for.

    • @salmon_7697
      @salmon_7697 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Probably terrible honestly

    • @Mr.Man2214
      @Mr.Man2214 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It would either have all of the sins to make it ironic or it would be perfect.

    • @VideoGameLova1
      @VideoGameLova1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The book that the narrator got published a couple of years ago is the closest thing we'll get to knowing, I suppose.

  • @haasher10
    @haasher10 6 ปีที่แล้ว +556

    the long-shot action sequence was fucking badass, brutal, and epic af!!!

    • @GeminiRosche
      @GeminiRosche 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hunter it wore on for much too long and they both got extremely tired to the point that all energy was lost from the fight.

    • @Bloodhurl67
      @Bloodhurl67 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hunter Definitely agreed.

    • @spikejrb7572
      @spikejrb7572 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Bare minimum this movie deserves props for not only letting a woman get the shit kicked out of her in a fight, but also having major bruises and scrapes afterwards. I feel like most studios would be scared to do either

    • @klericajohnny3990
      @klericajohnny3990 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Steven Justus
      Yeah true, but in the real world she would be dead.
      Don’t get me wrong, I like woman in a main roll in a action movie „ more more more“ , but she is weak....yes, she has a fit body that’s don’t = 💪🏼
      Look at her arms and legs....than take a look on one mma woman fighter.
      Illusion breaks here.

    • @oo4758
      @oo4758 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Steven Justus
      studios are scared to do it because the backlash they get.
      I agree they should do it more often regardless, but I understand why they don't. Just look what happened when they put a picture of Apocalypse strangling mystique on a billboard when they were marketing the latest X-Men film.

  • @bradariousspar5003
    @bradariousspar5003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    11:41 Well yeah. When you think your room is bugged you turn on something to cover the noise of you searching for it. One of the first lessons in Spy School

  • @evilbob840
    @evilbob840 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The part about screwing up the passport number so she couldn't get the body back was on purpose. She talks about it (with Percival I think) like 10 minutes later calling it perfect cover for an extended stay in Berlin.

  • @shizanketsuga8696
    @shizanketsuga8696 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The fall of the Berlin wall was indeed more of a spontaneous event. It was supposed to be a much better controlled process at a later date, but basically it was a botched press conference on the evening of the 9th November '89 that led to immediate chaos and the literal fall of parts of the wall. And since it happened in the late evening / early nighttime the scenes in the movie definitely do not show the fall itself but maybe one of the larger demonstrations that happened around that time. Many people _expected_ the wall to fall sooner rather than later since it metaphorically was already in the process of crumbling.

  • @noone453
    @noone453 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    @cinemaSins the Ice baths aren't really for pain, ice baths help your body, i.e muscles etc.. heal faster, bounce back.

    • @Paulafan5
      @Paulafan5 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      And an excuse for her to be in really cold water naked.

  • @cocoangel1979
    @cocoangel1979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    7:56 Those platforms where exactly for the purpose to stand upon it and peak to "die Zone" for no other reasons than to have a glimpse on the eastern side of Berlin... like voyeurs, to feel happy it is the other side and not the own one. So I don't consider it a sin for them to stand on the platform and simply talk. Must have been a usual thing since the late 60s in Berlin.

    • @flitsertheo
      @flitsertheo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      These platforms were the last place you would want to have a "secret" meeting as a "secret" agent as they were observed by East-German border guards who would report and take pictures of anything unusual. A few hours later the Stasi would know everything about your "secret" meeting.

  • @ohmaigod2
    @ohmaigod2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Two things: 1. The orgy version of blue Monday wasn't released till the 90's so it wouldn't have been time period accurate. 2. What's wrong with Der Kommissar?

    • @noahh914
      @noahh914 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This version of Der Kommissar sounds just awful compared to the original version by Falco.. And it's very unlikely that the English cover would be played in this German bar

  • @mikydicy2565
    @mikydicy2565 6 ปีที่แล้ว +463

    Everything wrong with Tropical Thunder. Everything wrong with Sausage Party. Everything wrong with Ragnarok.

    • @moreno8677
      @moreno8677 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pls

    • @eurusadventum2122
      @eurusadventum2122 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Miky Dicy everything wrong with the godfather!

    • @SpawnRevenge92
      @SpawnRevenge92 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      " Everything wrong with Ragnarok."
      Now there's a long video.

    • @MyCakePop
      @MyCakePop 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Miky Dicy yes yes and yes!

    • @happiehtoast
      @happiehtoast 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      more like Bore: Ragnarok amirite

  • @caracasmihai01
    @caracasmihai01 6 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    This movie's got 99 sins but Charlize Theron ain't one.

    • @charlestyner8631
      @charlestyner8631 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Pazzo MC Clever👍

    • @conroypawgmail
      @conroypawgmail 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      None of those scenes contained a lapdance. *** DING! ***

  • @bertbertmann5823
    @bertbertmann5823 6 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    The Jack Daniels bashing was undeserved.
    While it is indeed good marketed swill, it's also pretty much the only widely available whisky in Germany, followed by Jim Beam.
    Whiskey and cola is usually referred to as Jackie-Cola around here.

    • @GeorgHaeder
      @GeorgHaeder 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It was the only way I could drink it, I never had that swill without Cola. But I have to admit that Jim Beam is far worse than Jack Daniels. While Jack Daniels is swill, Jim Beam is pure sewage. Good times, back then.

    • @SpeedyUsher
      @SpeedyUsher 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It tastes better than Patron I'll tell you that

    • @grunerd
      @grunerd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What about Four Roses and Johnie Walker?

    • @MrCreekyify
      @MrCreekyify 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That Jack Daniels is the only widely available Whisky in Germany is blatantly false. But the Sin is also false. The Movie plays in East Berlin (East Germany) where American Goods such as Jack Daniels where seen as the best and most exclusive Luxuries you could get. They had to get smuggled from the Western Side because they were illegal in the GDR and the Eastern Currency was way weaker than the Western one. So I think this Scene is actually kind of well researched but maybe a product placement (ツ)

    • @Ras2781
      @Ras2781 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MrCreekyify Pffffft research who needs that, I mean one of the sins following that mentions Blue Monday and sins it for not being Orgy, even though New Order did it originally and better >.>

  • @astbrnrd
    @astbrnrd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dude... Seriously, your sense of humor tied with impecable timing of splicing scenes is Flippin awesome 😁 😂🤣
    Kudos to you and your crew! 👌

  • @timothylewis2527
    @timothylewis2527 6 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Do "Everything Wrong With Kidnap" starring Halle Berry.
    That movie.... Jesus Christ, that movie.

    • @brendattrhicks2396
      @brendattrhicks2396 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gene shallot would've been a better casting choice

  • @theoriginalgompers
    @theoriginalgompers 6 ปีที่แล้ว +428

    Charlize Theron is not my girlfriend in this movie *DING*

    • @jasonjuneau
      @jasonjuneau 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      theoriginalgompers and the movie doesn't contain a lap dance

    • @JakeobE
      @JakeobE 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      But two lesbians making out is good enough

    • @B1ggs_
      @B1ggs_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jake Evan is it really though?

    • @Lodogg
      @Lodogg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Charlize and Sophia are not simultaneously giving me a lap dance in this scene... or in real life.... especially not in real life... DING!!!

  • @brianjewell4139
    @brianjewell4139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    This was a phenomenal movie. Full of "creative license" sure, but a badass movie. Also, Charlize... yep.

  • @RiptideGaming_GXT
    @RiptideGaming_GXT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Honestly, the little bits at the very end are the best parts of these videos lol

  • @amsterdam9290
    @amsterdam9290 6 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    Charlize Theron is not my gf in any of the scenes :(

  • @itsrectimemedia
    @itsrectimemedia 6 ปีที่แล้ว +680

    Let me guess, next is The Karate Kid!!

    • @xlectraheart
      @xlectraheart 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      steven alvarez
      That movie was so bad I can't even

    • @mr.scarlo2234
      @mr.scarlo2234 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Darkest Hour

    • @Savvy_Monstah
      @Savvy_Monstah 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      steven alvarez nah I need him to do the last jedi next, movie was too predictable

    • @thefireflowergamer2157
      @thefireflowergamer2157 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      steven alvarez justice league or black panther. Since infinity war is coming out

    • @bigbruno2232
      @bigbruno2232 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Aaah one of my favorite romance movies.

  • @ImNorman
    @ImNorman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "It’s all those flashbacks. You never know when anything’s taking place. In the first 20 pages alone, I counted three flashbacks, one flash-forward, and I think a page in, you have a flash-sideways."

  • @LossomoFilms
    @LossomoFilms 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was really good!

  • @trashrabbit69
    @trashrabbit69 6 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    '89 Berlin and no techno? This movie has disappointed me right off the bat. Not even Kraftwerk of all people!

  • @hugsfromdad
    @hugsfromdad 6 ปีที่แล้ว +787

    the only sin that matters to me is that they let sofia die.

    • @marieo2244
      @marieo2244 6 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      segamai they showed it in the video though, so fuck Cinemasins?
      Unless that's what you meant in the first place, in which case, ignore this comment

    • @SerechII
      @SerechII 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      he's just a troll, a pretty obvious one too

    • @segamai
      @segamai 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      In all fairness I realised three minutes in that maybe I wanted to just see the movie after all instead of just the sin sizzle reel, and then I read that comment.

    • @SerechII
      @SerechII 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      segamai that's totally on you then

    • @kordulus
      @kordulus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Also why tell the guy "fuck you for spoiling" hwn her death is in the damn sin video. lol.
      Also Also, you might want to save yourself from future spoilers by not watching movie sins.

  • @ynog0978
    @ynog0978 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was actually looking forward for this

  • @Wadeo-om8lm
    @Wadeo-om8lm 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp, hahaha. Very funny video 👍🏼

  • @WisPStyLeWisPClan
    @WisPStyLeWisPClan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Believe she turned on the T.V. so that's all they could hear if her room was bugged. You could argue that it doesn't make sense since she's by herself but it could also be used so they don't here her shuffling around and looking. I want 1 sin off please.

  • @GlennOrSomething
    @GlennOrSomething 6 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    I was sure you were going to include a “Charlize is not my girlfriend in this scene” joke

    • @davidjames3985
      @davidjames3985 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      dude, she is a lesbian. Did you miss that part. You are thinking 'damn, I´m not sitting on that chair looking at two hot chicks get it on in this scene' joke.

    • @drumsandroses22
      @drumsandroses22 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Either way he doesnt do that kind of humor as much anymore, and if he does it's more subtle and a bit funnier imo

    • @B1ggs_
      @B1ggs_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Javier sponsorship need we say more?

    • @graciegj63
      @graciegj63 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Javier So I guess he's afraid of the sjw rants. 🤔
      Double standard because there's plenty of women objectifying men and these sjws are no where to be seen.

    • @drumsandroses22
      @drumsandroses22 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Grace J yup, your right on the money. If you notice he never says "This scene does not contain a lap dance" like he did 3 or so years ago.

  • @denisehernandez3517
    @denisehernandez3517 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    These videos always make my day😂😂 I was trying to see if I could go through the whole thing without laughing but," The mummy on her tummy" literally killed it😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jackchop1576
    @jackchop1576 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The full on brawls in stilettos did it for me.

  • @marlz99
    @marlz99 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Charlize looks so *good* in this movie

  • @WordsWisdomWithMitch
    @WordsWisdomWithMitch 6 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    99 sins and you didnt sentence it to luftballons???? I thought you were smart, topical, and funny. I guess just smart.

  • @fishbiscuit3287
    @fishbiscuit3287 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    -is listening to the sweet sound of Jeremy's voice as background noise
    "LAMP LAMP LAMP LAMP LAMP LAMP LAMP LAMP"
    Well shit guess I gotta go back in the video thirty seconds.

  • @DrBluefox
    @DrBluefox 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    been wating for this for a long time

  • @one_man_community
    @one_man_community 6 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    2:49 That is a savage McAvoy beast mode you are hearing right there.

    • @fiona8117
      @fiona8117 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hippo dude I love mcavoy

  • @Suileron
    @Suileron 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is one of those movies that the story kinda gets lost, but I still fucking LOVE this movie due to the style, the killer late 80's (and I guess early 90's) music, the cinematography, and overall badassness of Theron.

  • @carolannestockton592
    @carolannestockton592 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:07 I love that you made a Sting reference, thank you

  • @WineBattyGyal
    @WineBattyGyal 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    That Natalie Portman SNL rap music video 😂😂 I had forgotten about that! Fkin epic 😂😂

  • @coletrickle1775
    @coletrickle1775 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    14:03 Thank you for using the PSH "Tommy...... How's the peeping?" I miss PSH and that line is just expertly delivered by him. Every time you use it in the after credits or whatever, I feel a little happier. We use the cadence for lots of things at work, like, "Travis...... how's the shipping?" or "Miguel.... have some coffee." It is super versatile.

  • @DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose
    @DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    YES FINALLY. I was so excited to see that this was finally done! It may be one of my fav. films from 2017, but you certainly made a lot of good points here. Also, THANK YOU SO MUCH for pointing out the CONSTANT smoking in this film (aka smoke porn) and for making references to Snow White and the Huntsman, Split, and The Mummy like I hoped you would. All you were missing was IT because of Bill Skarsgaard's appearance. And yes, the true winners of the game were Marlboro and Jack Daniels for all the money they got from product placement.
    Also also, "Cinema Sins makes reference to Split while Everything Wrong with The VVitch hangs out on the side of my screen" cliché.

  • @rhettannandale
    @rhettannandale 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    That Flight of the Conchords outtake was great.

  • @Mr2915Official
    @Mr2915Official 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I like every episode he is slowly revealing more information about himself.

  • @thirtyeight92
    @thirtyeight92 6 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    Everything wrong with The Italian Job, Thor Ragnorok, star wars, the list goes on and on

    • @KeybladeMasterAndy
      @KeybladeMasterAndy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      EefamDaTuytle Thor: Ragnarok will either be the week of Infinity War or Ant-Man and the Wasp. Same with Star Wars.

    • @cubeof10
      @cubeof10 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      There’s nothing wrong The Italian Job

    • @danielskrivan6921
      @danielskrivan6921 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Everything Wrong with TLJ will probably be an 8-parter.

    • @thirtyeight92
      @thirtyeight92 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Daniel Skrivan lol

    • @thirtyeight92
      @thirtyeight92 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      CubeOf 10 Its my absolute favorite movie, do when I first found out about this channel it was the first movie I searched for

  • @dujuanscott856
    @dujuanscott856 6 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    How is wanting to cuddle with Sofia Boutella a sin?

    • @UnknownUnknown-mo7zg
      @UnknownUnknown-mo7zg 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      She's not the narrator's gf...that's why.

    • @cheatme1
      @cheatme1 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fan and lover right?

  • @drawingdead9025
    @drawingdead9025 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Very entertaining movie, the car chase with the music going in and out was awesome.

  • @landwhale1728
    @landwhale1728 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    that 'Marlboro' got me XD

  • @SztywnyPatyk
    @SztywnyPatyk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "Half of London has a clear view of her Big Bens!"
    You, sir, deserve an award.

  • @FuzzyStripetail
    @FuzzyStripetail 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    The first step to becoming a triple spy is employment at an illegal passport operations facility wherein you are trained to paint random skateboards before you graduate to learning the fine art of Jack Daniels product placement consumption and sexily smoking while an inordinate amount of five lamps glow in your general vicinity.

    • @agonleed3841
      @agonleed3841 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fuzzy Stripetail I'm halfway through training

  • @professorpsoop
    @professorpsoop 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    ‘Well marketed swill’ ‘the mummy on her tummy’! You crack me up

  • @koodude2313
    @koodude2313 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Lamp lamp lamp lamp lamp."

  • @h.u.n.k493
    @h.u.n.k493 6 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Honesty it's because of THIS movie I'm even more excited for Deadpool 2 purely because the action will be great, with hopefully some amazing long take sequences.

    • @sythlorde
      @sythlorde 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      you gonna be disappointed

  • @adidaskorn12345
    @adidaskorn12345 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    The mention of Natalie Portman's SNL rap video made me lose it Lmao.

    • @MissChinBK99
      @MissChinBK99 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ♫We love you Natalie.
      I wanna F you too!!♫
      lmao

    • @graciegj63
      @graciegj63 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      adidaskorn12345 I haven't seen snl since they did their anniversary episode.

    • @graciegj63
      @graciegj63 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      adidaskorn12345 Meaning I had no idea that she tried to rap.

  • @chapbud
    @chapbud 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The clips at the end get me everytime

  • @julieimperl8825
    @julieimperl8825 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Now I really would love to see you do True Romance!!!! ^_^ Please!

  • @colmoe
    @colmoe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    FULL METAL JACKET in honor of R. Lee. Ermey!!!!

    • @JohnDoe-nz6bk
      @JohnDoe-nz6bk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      MoshedZ nothing wrong with that movie.. How dare you?!?!?

    • @colmoe
      @colmoe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I just want a negative sin round of each Ermey line.

    • @JohnDoe-nz6bk
      @JohnDoe-nz6bk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MoshedZ lol.. That would be a lot of sins!

    • @OmniscientWarrior
      @OmniscientWarrior 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      +John Doe
      You mean to tell me that the scene where the gunny just stood there yelling at some guy that pointed a gun at him instead of trying to approach and stomp his ass was perfectly fine? Because that is worth 3 sins to me.

    • @JohnDoe-nz6bk
      @JohnDoe-nz6bk 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      OmniscientWarrior no, it's not! Apparently you've never had a loaded weapon or weapon in general pointed at you!

  • @julians1mommy
    @julians1mommy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I still love that Natalie Portman SNL rap lol

  • @ynsimha7663
    @ynsimha7663 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1961 Lincoln Continental... man great reference!

  • @ChickSage
    @ChickSage 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Der Kommissar is awesome, especially on the acoustic guitar.

  • @simiokelana974
    @simiokelana974 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Everything Wrong With Osmosis Jones :)

  • @TheGamefreakers100
    @TheGamefreakers100 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    2:40 Hide all your Bucky Barnes folks! he's back

  • @odysseusrex5908
    @odysseusrex5908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I have to admit, the big reveal at the end took me totally by surprise and blew me away.

  • @mystery8guy
    @mystery8guy 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love the music in this movie. Great soundtrack

  • @amparonarbona5142
    @amparonarbona5142 6 ปีที่แล้ว +643

    Everything wrong with 'Mean girls'.

    • @queenv3175
      @queenv3175 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yass

    • @cretansuperbos2121
      @cretansuperbos2121 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Nothing was wrong with Mean Girls you savage!

    • @amparonarbona5142
      @amparonarbona5142 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Tim Qualls I know. I just want to laught about it. I want them to remove some sins because some 'memorable quotes' such as 'She doesn't even go here'.

    • @am-zk8jb
      @am-zk8jb 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes

    • @katief8839
      @katief8839 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Amparo Narbona nothing is wrong with mean girls🙀

  • @jimb.7523
    @jimb.7523 6 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    Has there been an EWW The Shining? There needs to be!

    • @donnied217
      @donnied217 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you!!

    • @696190
      @696190 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      this Halloween, maybe.

    • @OmniscientWarrior
      @OmniscientWarrior 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Which version?

    • @ourkinginyellow
      @ourkinginyellow 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      OmniscientWarrior Kubrick’s

    • @MisterG2323
      @MisterG2323 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      The only one worth paying attention to...

  • @SgtThUND3R
    @SgtThUND3R 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "I f***ing love Berlin!" Was a pretty good last words scene. I thought it deserved a sin off.

  • @daniellavaladez9538
    @daniellavaladez9538 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    “Recent award-winning sins.” Hmmm...The Shape of Water???

    • @MissChinBK99
      @MissChinBK99 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ding ding ding, we have a winner!

    • @mi12no
      @mi12no 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MissChinBK99 You might want to add more dings to that

  • @GarrettZa
    @GarrettZa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Every time that deep-voice guy started talking I thought Jeremy Irons suddenly came in out of nowhere

  • @KamperBirdhouse
    @KamperBirdhouse 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ice baths aren't for handling pain in the moment.
    They're used for to contain swelling in your body, and to increase you muscle recovery after sustaining trauma

  • @dwarfofthenorth6847
    @dwarfofthenorth6847 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You missed a “99 Lufballons” joke at the end

  • @Gwood6
    @Gwood6 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i, tonya ALSO does this thing with the jumping to flashbacks and interviews

  • @HazeAbysmal
    @HazeAbysmal 6 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    *if john wick was a girl who has never gotten married before*
    -> this movie

    • @oivi3iv635
      @oivi3iv635 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She gets laid in the movie though

    • @HazeAbysmal
      @HazeAbysmal 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      OIVI3IV
      Ik that. But like... idk actually where I was going with this.

    • @0044Cadi
      @0044Cadi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Comparing John Wick to this garbage is blasphemy.

    • @0044Cadi
      @0044Cadi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Atomic Blonde book? I don’t read most modern books, preferring samurai history, war, and the great books.
      That’s a fair point, though. Also, this movie has no Keanu Reeves so it really isn’t fair.

    • @oivi3iv635
      @oivi3iv635 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dennis Cadieux I genuinely don't understand the hate for atomic blonde.

  • @IggyStardust1967
    @IggyStardust1967 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Still waiting patiently for your sins video on The Last Jedi.....

    • @DoubleGlock45
      @DoubleGlock45 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      not enough hours in the day bruh

  • @mykindoflibrarian
    @mykindoflibrarian 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    This movie fell into the style over substance trap. I looooved the fight scene in the movie theater, all the neon, the amazing fight choreography, the costuming.
    The story was lacking though and the Sofia Boutella stuff made the pacing terrible.

    • @agonleed3841
      @agonleed3841 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      mykindoflibrarian the story was James bond kinda

    • @MasterAppels
      @MasterAppels 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah, I agree, but my opinion at the time was that it's a really fun movie to watch and I stand by that. But tbh, I'll watch anything with Charlize and James in it.

    • @apurugganan
      @apurugganan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@agonleed3841 You mean 'blonde, James. ..Blond'

    • @agonleed3841
      @agonleed3841 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@apurugganan lmao. Yes

  • @TheWongLife
    @TheWongLife 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    That "Whhhaaaa?" just killed me. xD