My Greatest Strength and My Biggest Weakness
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- 2 miles? 35 minutes. #shorts #veryimportantpeople #dropout
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Bro's speed is a quadratic equation
So is his neck
These two comments fuckin killed me 😂😂😂
Nah mate it's at least degree 3
Since there are only 3 known points you can construct a quadratic formula out of this. It's actually f(x) = -(45/2)x^2 + (187/2)x - 62@@AryadevChavali
Bro is a parabola
My man is running on beetlejuice math
😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣
He’s just bad at pacing or something
That math is actually fascinating… How deep is a 6ft hole..? About 35ft…
@@HafidzMurshidieBeetlejuice thinks in dimensions that haven’t been invented yet.
Giving myself an aneurysm from laughing so hard 😂
Bro is designed to survive car crashes
💀💀
Only if they're over 95mph. Anything under and he disintegrates
This is funnier after seeing the video showing what a human body would need to look like to survive high impacts and crashes
And the neck was so identical it looks copy pasted
@@SyIis yeah, that's why I made the joke, bro looks the same
LMFAOOOOO
This feels like interdimentional TV
I was having the same experience... Shit, we still on Earth?
@@RickReasonnz Earth?
@@RickReasonnzprobably another realm of earth😮💨
well they are both improv'ed
Man interdimensional cable has been crazy lately
God I so badly wished she asked about 5 miles because I just know Zac would’ve given a time even though he said he’d never tried 4 miles
Oh man, you are so right.
Oh damn you're actually a genius 😂
2 hours and 23 minutes
You know it.
What if homie would’ve said 26 and a half minutes
I love how he becomes a complete unit as soon as it's 3 Miles.
Yea. Not many seem to realise how insanely fast this is, this nearly as fast as in women's olympics.
@@jurekgadzinowski2895it's pretty good but there were several guys on my HS track team that ran 3 under 15. To be olympic level you'd have to be under 13.
Me flexing with a 21:30 5k
Runner's high bruh. You gotta push through the shitty feeling and then you're good to go
@@elijahlong7791 I suppose u mean Kilometers?
Sometimes I'm not sure if I'm watching a TH-cam short or having a legitimate stroke
I 2nd that
Best to show the video to your doctor to confirm.
😂 😂 😂 Thank you because I can't tell if this satire or real shit going down
Nah ur just watching a dude in a body suit
Both
Her voice is so close to not just cracking but quaking when shes asking these questions and it makes it so much funnier
It's the mental health protein powder cementing their airways
"i have to know ahead of time" fucking gets me EVERY time 💀💀
😂I love how the world record is under 4 minutes.
there is some psychology to that though
@@sloaneisenbart9347 i guess thats kinda true lmfao! i just think its hilarious that planning for 3 miles instead of just stopping at 2 miles somehow shaves *19 entire minutes* off of his 2 mile time. this entire character is comedy gold 💀💀
And I don't think a mile in 9 minutes is even good
@toastmaster914 when I was in the Army, the PT test's maximum run time for the run was around 16.5min
"I have to know ahead of time"
Gold improv
Batman mode
Not improv lmao
Bro built like a L4D2 Tank 💀💀😭
NAH 😭💀
With the amount of yapping the woman is doing, you could call her the Witch.
Nahhhh you did him dirty😂😂
That's mean
2 TANKS!!
Brother runs 4th dimensionally 😭😭
mans a yakuza side character 😭😭😭
Optional Boss for an upgrade pack gettin SMOKED.
Double dragon.
1997 Playing the playstation... "These graphic looks so real"
*The graphics*
Can you tell me how to get to the station?
Mr Shakedown
This clip with no clip before hand to explain what on earth happened 😂
My guess is lines of protein powder
Lol
@@LanceTheDragonMastah more like he dumped it on her face trying to pour it in her mouth. Then she asked for more so he did it again.
I haven't seen anything about this before and you are right, I'm confused
@@vijayanand6650oh! I thought her makeup was cracking really badly lol! It is almost the same color as her skin so it didn’t look like it wasn’t something meant to be there
Bro got injected with the titan formula
what titan is he? the alabama titan
Arkham reference?
@@akaruii1bro no lmao Attack on Titan..?
@@chandlerlowell5 it's an arkham reference....
@@falco2296 I don’t think it is dawg
f(x) = -22.5x² + 93.5x - 62 ahh running speed 💀
"I have to know ahead of time" 😂
Man he's averaging 4 minute miles at that point, what a monster!
@@jeffwells641 I'm sorry. I tried to fight it. If he is running 3 miles in 16 minutes, that would be 5 minutes and 20 seconds a mile.
@@undauntedgrady I'm proud of you for trying to fight it, but I understand
@@undauntedgrady Lol for some reason my brain went straight to 4 miles instead of 3.
@jeffwells641 4 minutes/mile doesn't sound that impressive when 9 year old me was doing about 6 minute/mile, tapped out at 2 miles because my mom couldn't keep up 😂
“These edibles ain’t shit”
Meanwhile bro:
Im baked asf and this shi has me crying 😂
@@savag3d3vil70bro fr😭😭😭
Feels like I'm having an acid flash back
I was doing a try-not-laugh against myself and I didn't even smile but when I saw this video I cracked up 😂
I can relate to this 😂
The protein powder everywhere really sells this clip
I was looking for any comment that says wtf that stuff is. Thank you.
I THOUGHT SHE JUST HAD A COMICAL AMOUNT OF FRECKLES 😭
I thought she just was bad at blending her makeup 😭
Yo I thought she had some crazy skin condition or something. I thought that was like 10,000 little skin tags dangling from her lips and cheeks and all over. And was especially confused Cuase I was like I’ve seen her before and I swear she didn’t have all that on her face wtf is going on😂. But also like didn’t want to judge and kinda felt bad about it. So I’m glad it’s protein poweder
I didnt notice that wth
I love how this implies that a 9 minute mile is at all good 😂
I mean it kind of is when most people would struggle to run a mile. And I mean flat-out run a mile, not jog it. And the statement that he can do 3 miles in 16 minutes says he can run 10.9 miles per hour for 16 minutes straight, which is well above average.
@@Brutalyte616 I don't know many people who can jog a full mile without stopping for rest
@@Zeris_futa My point exactly.
@@Brutalyte616 yea back in highschool only the people who played sports could do that, and even then only the best players (this is below 10th grade)
For average people, even normal things are great challenges. If someone who never exercise, runs 1 mile in 9 minutes it is the equivalent of a sportsman winning a champion belt.
"Dare I ask four" is savage. 😂😂
Chill out Ian
Perchance it isn't "savage" but inquisitive.
@@miwfjuggs Perchance autism..
@@Deleted11100tf his name got to do with it lol
@@Deleted11100 bro you went “chill out Ian”
Vic's face when their brain clocked the 3 miles in 16 minutes 😂 absolutely covered in protein powder too haha
I did not know it was protein powder.
@@solinvictus1406 maybe there's some c mixed in there too. we don't know 🤷♂
(the c stands for creatine)
Is that what that is?! Man these shorts got me confused 😂
I was wondering what all that stuff on her face was.
*their
The fact that vic went this whole show without really breaking, and then broke twice in this one episode is a testament to how funny Zac is.
I also feel like Zac is more prone to ending his jokes with a smile or laugh, and it’s so much harder to not break when your scene partner is kind of inviting you to have fun with it and acknowledge how funny the joke is. But also yeah Zac was just hilarious this episode
Brennan has this issue with Zac and I adore it. I feel like Brennan is a beast at not breaking and yet he works closely with his kryptonite.
I was thinking the same exact shit while watching this episode. this character was so absurd and so perfectly played
Dare I ask the name of the show?
@@rexoni2512 Very important people. It's streaming on Dropout
Throughout the whole episode, I love that Vic’s voice is often *just* on the cusp of breaking 😂
What show is this?
@@victhehampterI’d also like to know, I’ll see if I can find it
I believe it’s just a thing in this channel
@@Rizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz it’s a show on a subscription service called dropout, very good content, it’s by the same people who ran the TH-cam channel college humor
@@victhehampter veryimportantpeopleshow by Dropouts
The stuff on her face bothers me more than the stuff on Zac's face
What is it? It looks like she has flesh eating disease on her nose lol.
I thought the video had a glitch in it at first.
You just don't understand the power of Clean Energy
@@zera2314protein powder
@@contentity you are correct
@@contentity What do hou mean by clean energy. I don't know what is on her face. Do you happen to know?
Why is she questioning him with so much scrutiny? His logic is flawless.
😅😅😅
Lmao this got me good
What is this even
It's sounds exactly like any average person's three mile times.
@@fartcannon-wg5olImprov comedy show
I did the math. His speed can be modeled by the equation y = -22.5x² + 93.5x - 62 where x is miles and y is minutes. Based on this, it would take -48 minutes to run 4 miles. He would be done in the past.
w comment
Bro looks like the final boss in Arkham asylum
Literally why I clicked on the video thought a lab made titan formula or sumn
I think also like one of those character in Serious Sam 3 PC Game
Bruh now that you said it and I can't unsee it😂😂
thats brutal
I went to look it up and you are f***ing right I can't unsee it now😅😂
Bro built like a 40k Space Marine
More like an ogryn
Dude is screaming "For the Emperor"
For Atoma!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, hey there Ogryn Buddy @@elishafollet5347
Darktide anyone?
"16 minutes" fucking KILLED me
He came out with 16 minutes so decisively
Literally faster than if he decided to just run one mile three different times. 😂
@@DropIt56 as a matter of fact it's also faster than if he just wanted to run one mile two different times 😂
Bro is doing a sub 6 minute pace for 3 miles but does a 9 minute 1 mile 😂
He has to know ahead of time
them both being covered in protein powder is incredible to me
Zac Oyama is legitimately one of the funniest people on the planet imo
I knew it was him as soon as I saw him! Just had to check the comments to get it verified, haha!
Masterful subtlety. Just repeating the numbers she says at exactly the right time.
@@MoarCheeseBirbI KNOW hahahha its so funny to me
That you've seen up to this point.
Once you experience a wealth of comedy...He, and the rest of these people he is often seen with, are considerably less funny than "Truly" funny people.
@@CWHolleman hard disagree. Stand-up and improv have been a passion of mine for 20 years, since before I was a teenager.
I ADORE Zac Oyama, what a treasure.
Vic is incredible too, how the hell do you keep a straight face talking to this guy?
I'm surprised they only broke like twice during the whole convo.
@@KieranHunterthey don't break in this clip but they do in the full episode
@@bekbowen8671 ah, got it, I was looking all over! Cheers
Holy shit that is Zac!
pretty sure they probably broke more times, but just got saved by the editing
a masterclass by vic tho!
Hes the Justin long of our time
Adore this character. Also Vic is such an amazing host, cannot fathom keeping a straight face around all this hijinx and tomfoolery
Spoiler alert, they weren’t able to keep a straight face 😂
Such a good episode
@@lepanzon She was fine with the hijinx and tomfoolery, it was the japery that put her over the edge.
This episode broke them the most so far
What is this show?
@@koricanifyit's called Very Important People on DropOut
Blud just helped me learn nonlinear equations 🔥 🔥
how hard Vics voice is shaking when they say "your biggest weakness is that you can run 2 miles in 35 minutes?" because they're so close to breaking fucking sends me every single time.
what is his full name? for research purposes cuz cant find him under the name " vic " only lmao, want to know more about this guy and whats his story
@@dumbfukxVic Michaelis is the interviewer actor's name.
The interviewee actor (in prosthesis) is Zac Oyama
i swear you CAN hear them start to break a split second before the next shot.
@@dumbfukx Big man small hands is Tommy Shriggley. And he wants everybody to do a lil clap
@@simonwinkler4879
WHAT?
Wait a sec.
Are you saying this isn't real?
That's very disheartening.
Bro's built like a super mutant💀
I was gonna say the centaurs 😭
that’s you
More like
Sloth...from the goonies movie😂
That’s you
OH SHIT ITS ANDROID 16
"My strength was designed to destroy goku"
Damn why this comment don’t have more likes😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
If you know, you know. Underrated comment. Maybe that's the look he was going for. For those that don't know, look up Dragon Ball Z, Android 16.
Rest in peace, Akira toriyama 😭
Yoooo 😭😭😭😭
I’m dying 😂😂 that’s funny AF
How much appreciation can I possibly have for Vic for asking 3 miles. Stellar improv-ing ❤
MeatCanyon has seriously stepped up with the animation quality
Thats crazy
U hell for this 😂😂😂😂
😂😂
This wins internet
The tiny hands at the end killed me haha 😂
I didn't notice lol, what tf is this anyways? 😸
C'mon everbody, little clap.
Look at his ears too lol, super tiny ears
Imagine being a cross country coach and some kid at tryouts runs a 9 minute mile so you think he will be one of the weaker runners on the team and then he runs a 16 minute 5k at the first meet.
He just has to know ahead of time
It's a mental thing.
Then the second meet is only 2 miles and you have no idea what’s going on.
How the hell is a mile in 9 minutes considered the weaker of the bunch 💀 I don't know a single teenager who can run a mile in that amount of time
@@red_menace1829 it’s a cross country team. The kids choosing to run cross country will mostly be in the 5-6minute mile range with the more competitive runners getting sub 5 times.
9 minutes at a cross country meet is putting you near last, if not last.
Watching this while high feels trippy asf
Someone else said it first but "I wish she had asked for 5 miles and he gave a straight answer. As if he has never run exactly 4 miles before, but 5 is doable."
He starts counting in kilometers after 3.
People that can do improv are genius, I have no idea how they can pull it off. Amazing skills!
@@CMl8rlike every kid lying to their parent
Now that would have been good writing.
Hahahahah
I’ve never been so confused by an image AND a script at the same time
yes XD I'm also wondering what's going on here rn
@@realfake6669psychedelics
Glad I’m not the only one puzzled what’s up with bro body or am I seeing things
@@BruhbeChill it’s trumps personal trainer
They are improv comedians. The bit is the lady interviewing has no idea what stupid character they have someone dress up as and she conducts a improv interview with them@@BruhbeChill
“Gohan, please, protect this planet and the birds I love.”
Android 16 💀 😆
😂😂😂
👍🏾😂😂😂hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂
This is easily the funniest fucking comment on this short XD
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Homeboy running in a polynomial function
Zac lifting his tiny baby hands up at the end of the short killed me like a two-mile run
Great joke, very funny, hopefully it didn’t take you 35 minutes to come up with it though…. Although, understandable if it did though
@@dannysmith8570 😆😆😆 ah yes so good...an impromptu 'who's line is it anyway?'. 👏🏽
😁😅
THE HANDS. I DIDNT NOTICE HIS HANDS UNTIL THE END WHEN I SAW THEM I DIED LAUGHING 😂
Did you see his ears?
@@ohxvvtLMAOOO
His ears are so tiny too!
Bro lied because his biggest strength is those damn neck muscles. 😂
He can lift a whole pickup truck with just his traps but do NOT ask him to pick up a pencil with his hands
Vic is at her most beautiful when she's dissecting a joke and trying desperately not to laugh. The protein powder is just icing on that cake. Dehydrated icing.
I love the laugh cut off after "I really plateau after 1 mile"
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Holy hell that scared me. Dudes the human version of android 16
😂😂😂 true...
I can’t unsee it🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm dying 😂😂😂😂
Best comment .
First laugh all day😂😂😂😂
I think playing this character as no frills/direct as Zac did here is what makes the whole bit gold. If he gave this character a super bro voice or cartoonish character voice it would be cheesy and cliche. Just a normal dude... A roided out, possibly developmently challenged, 350lb of pure muscle, itty bitty handed, normal dude.
I thought it was Zac. I couldn't be sure though. I could recognize his voice from game changer
This scene and alien chat are peak of this show ❤
You know how bullet trains almost never go full speed cuz there’s almost no straight tracks, that’s him, he can accelerate just fine but slowing down takes a bit.
You made it make sense
@@LucasHartley1 technically it still doesnt
Lady: “what is your biggest weakness?”
Man with hulk shoulders: “chiropractors”
and baby arms lmfao thats gotta be
problematic for a chiropractors lol
my man running around the black hole, so time and distance are relative.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bro that is a fucker 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
bro is built like one of those toys in “small soldiers”
The utter fear delivered in the "So... Wait..." is PRIMAL 😭😭😭
😂😂😂 is what makes this clip so outrageous, that and "i have to know ahead of time" lol, also her nose is horrendous lol
What happens if he stop at 4 min and 30 sec into running 3 miles? Will it break the laws of physics?
Zac breaking Vic might just be my favorite part of this episode 😂😂😂
She broke a few times and it was great. I’m going to have to watch this one again.
bro's speed is a bell curve
Lmfao buddy looks like a 90s action figure, and is up here jusy casually lying
Congratulations, you’ve found the joke…
I think his hair just naturally grows itself into a Mohawk
I swear, how do you guys come up with thsi 😂
According to math, he is going to take somewhere around 70 minutes to run 4 miles but eight minutes to run five😂
Seems like I remember this question in the ACTs
He runs marathons at light speed.
@@ScaredCat4 at a certain point it will literally take him infinity to run one distance forever because of how fast he will be going
bro is built like the guy from kinnikuman 💀💀💀
bro escaped the scp containment chamber 💀😭
lmaoo ooo nooo
I struggle to believe a man built like that could run at all
😭
You do know that's all a suit and makeup right?
Theres so much that u wont believe in this world. This is nothing compared to the rest of the craziness in this world lol 🤣
She’s tying SO HARD NOT TO BUST OUT LAUGHING AT 16 minutes lmfao
16 minutes...wasn't the video only like 30 seconds?
Now I'm even more confused lol.
@@davidu8688 The quiproquo in your answer is just way too funny mate
@@ishiki_kev6653 I have no clue what you mean by that tbh
16 minutes for 3 miles is really good. It’s not insane but it’s very good.
it’s like 5 and a half minutes each mile so actually is pretty insane
@@FourthWig for an adult male yeah but roughly 25% of people at the athletic peak of there life could run five minutes
@@cathalmoloney4929 I’ve never seen a statement so completely pulled out of one’s ass before
@@cathalmoloney4929 but no consecutively, and also 25% is still not a lot when you account for men already being 50% if the population which makes, according to you only 12.5% of people able to do that
@FourthWig very true it's extremely impressive to maintain a pace close to that over 3 miles
“Dare I say 4?” 😂
One mile, unyielding sprint. Mile 2, tired from the sprint. If three miles he paces himself until the very end
Except that running 3 miles only took him a little over 5 minutes per mile, implying that he runs faster for the 3 miles than the 1 mile sprint.
@@pompmaker_1 exactly. Dudes built different
u maths wronged
@@tw--dle dudes so swol that he doesn't care about maths
Doesn't even make sense if unyielding is 9 minutes.
Underrated that his per mile speed is faster over 3 miles than his greatest strength of 1 mile
His hands
1 mile in 09
2 miles in 35
3 miles in 16
1) 9 minutes for the mile
35 ÷2 = 17.5 minutes for each mile
16 ÷ 3 = 5.33 minutes for each mile
2) to run 1 mile in 9 minutes = speed = 6.66667 miles per hour
To run 2 miles in 35 minutes = speed = 3.42857 miles per hour
To run 3 miles in 16 minutes = speed = 11.25 miles per hour
Math Andy: how exciting
Man just described all my running speeds with the Marines in a comedy skit. We called a guy Hercules and he ran the mile and a half for the test in seven minutes. Guy was inhuman but the most polite guy i met in the service aside from the general
Fuckin hilarious, same
Was his name Tyler Hart?
We had an Army guy in my police academy class that out ran me (and a handful of others) in the mile and a half, and he was limping the whole thing with an injured leg. I'm not sure what his time ended up being, but mine was about 15 minutes. 😂 I was like dang! By the time I graduated, I ended up shaving 3 minutes off of my time, though.
@@GrandmasFolly I'm afraid I never knew his name. I was introduced to him through the nickname and it slipped my mind to ask his actual name
@@MuseinChaosLt. Colonel Hart is still in the Marines and at 45 can run a 1/2 mile in 2:39 in boots and cammies. Dudes an animal, I’ll ask him if he was ever given the nickname.
“I have to know ahead of time” had me rolling
That 3mile time is the hunt you down speed.
Why my dude look like the main character from Ultimate Muscle? Once you see it, you won't be able to unsee it. 🤣🤣
Dude’s mission completion requirements same as rockstar gold medals
lmao for real they are impossible to accomplish
This feels like the "my mother died before i was born" clip
"Look, I put myself through college while sweeping chimneys at 8."
I heard this man turned 100,000$ into 16,000$!
I even heard this guy turned $200,000 into $400,000!
Would he just keel over and die if he decided to run 3 but for external reasons stopped at 2?
“I have to know ahead of time” 😂
After a decade in the army I feel this at a spiritual level. My first mile, cruisin. That second mile I might as well be sucking air through a straw
But what about your third mile?
@@kevinchappell79663rd mile? Straight up cruising
ya. 4th mile is like your are trying to breathe inside a coffin that has been burried for like 2 hours but mile 5 will feel like cruising again.
The thing is that he gets a HUGE burst of energy after mile two, so he runs so fast he reverses time.
Her nose is freaking me out I can’t think about anything else
Ikr
Its covered in protein powder
Bro looks like Cell is going to crush his head💀
my guy got the kindergarten drawing proportions 💀
I cannot imagine the mental fortitude needed to not be losing your shit laughing during this
KID MUSCLE!
ULTIMATE MUSCLE ANIME!!!😅
The way he said “okay” at the end was perfect
This was one of the most brain meltingly funny skits Ive ever seen. The whole episode killed me.
You thinking this is funny is so sad 😂
@@im.that.guy33 it's sad that you're so easily affected by someone else's joy. That's a sign of the chronic disease called, "NoLife." Have you heard of it? One of the fastest remedies is touching grass.
@MENACE-km6bd literally out walking as I reply to this copy paste reply hahahaha go to bed
@@im.that.guy33how? This is hilarious
@@im.that.guy33
'You thinking this is funny is so sad'
you thinking this is not funny is so sad.
is it because your lil johnny no longer working??? theres this thing called the blue pill,buddy.
try it!
LOL!
It's time for another round of 'WTF is this and why is it in my recommended?'
Me too bro, we played the same game
Run three miles but stop two thirds of the way
*its big brain time*
Is that my guy Oyama buried somewhere in this character? His voice and timing are unmistakable. Love this dude
Thank you for pointing this out 😂
This is like watching someone explain to me my fever dreams as a 5 year old
The stand user could be anyone!
The stand user in question:
....wth did I find and is that an actual guy or just someone dressed up...
The stand user can be anyone
The stand user:
Didn't even notice the hands til the end 🤣
I didn't notice at all! Thanks for pointing that out.
That's the secret to why lap 2 is 35 minutes long...
He has to climb over a fence at the end of the first mile...
@@TheTylerRobison 😂 ridiculous. Like there's always a fence somehow lol