I was nearly attacked by a crackhead last week. He was wielding a rusty pipe and looking for spare change, no cap. Glad it didn't escalate beyond him threatening me with a pipe. I have a concealed carry permit and didn't wanna end up lik Boogie.
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Tbf law enforcement is being more and more indifferent to violent offenders bc they are getting in a ton of trouble when they have to take a person's life, even if they are saving their or another person's life. Obviously it would be better of they went after crackheads that are hurting people, but they don't want to end up on the defense side of a nationally publicized case.
"Help my friend was mugged!" Toronto Police: "Well he consented to mug you and you struggled so that means you consented so there's nothing we can do."
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I understand a consensual street fight, letting a dude get beat up and arresting him for going a quarter mile above the speed limit is a different thing
Toronto really hits different. One moment you’re watching a Blue Jays game and the next you’re having human waste dumped on you by the peepee poopoo man.
Remember do not use The Lords Name in vain and/or blasphemy it (God and Jesus Christ and only say “Thank God” you are LEGITIMATELY Thanking God Like You Should or EVERYTHING In Your Life) AMEN 🙏 and if you are talking about The Christian Lord Jesus Christ Then *The Lord, *Jesus, *Christ PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 So don’t laugh at it as well Remember do not take or use hell lightly because it is a real that you will go if you keep sinning BUT you can REPENT To JESUS CHRIST And Be SAVED PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 and don’t laugh at it as well Remember don’t cross your fingers for “luck” because luck is not real so don’t talk about it or use it as if it is but JESUS Is Real There is only ONE God and THAT Is The CHRISTIAN God and only a Capital G in God When you are talking about The Only True God The Christian God PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 Remember vibes aren’t real so don’t talk about or use them as if they are real but JESUS Is Real and he liveshu you no matter what but you still have to love him back and repent to get into Heaven AMEN 🙏 Remember don’t do drugs, have premarital sex, watch porn, get drunk, or masturbate because they are sins and just like any other sin you will go to hell for it BUT you can REPENT To JESUS CHRIST And Be SAVED PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 Remember don’t flex, brag, or have pride because they are all sins and you will go to hell for them BUT you can REPENT To JESUS CHRIST And Be SAVED be humble PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 Remember do not call people horrible people, be hateful, judge people, or make fun of people love everyone Like JESUS DID Did PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 Remember do not listen xxxtentacion because he is satanic BUT you can REPENT To JESUS CHRIST And Be SAVED PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 Remember being lgbt is a sin BUT I do NOT hate lgbt people Jesus said love the sinner hate the sin so REPENT To JESUS CHRIST And Be SAVED PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 Remember do not lie because it is a sin and you will got to hell for it just like ANY other sin BUT you can REPENT To JESUS CHRIST And Be SAVED PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 Spirit animals aren’t real but JESUS IS REPENT TO JESUS HE LOVES YOU PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 And don’t sell your soul that is satanic REPENT TO JESUS HE LOVES YOU TURN TO JESUS HE LOVES YOU PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 God Is NOT DEAD So don’t say that or laugh at that PRAISE JESUS Because There is only ONE God and THAT Is The CHRISTIAN God and only a Capital G in God When you are talking about The Only True God The Christian God PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 And don't swear falsely on or off The Lords Name (God And Jesus Christ) REPENT TO JESUS TURN TO JESUS HE LOVES YOU PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 And hell is NOT safe it is eternal torture But You Can Be SAVED By JESUS CHRIST And Live In ETERNAL BLISS
@@alexcastellini2672 Remember do not use The Lords Name in vain and/or blasphemy it (God and Jesus Christ and only say “Thank God” you are LEGITIMATELY Thanking God Like You Should or EVERYTHING In Your Life) AMEN 🙏 and if you are talking about The Christian Lord Jesus Christ Then *The Lord, *Jesus, *Christ PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 So don’t laugh at it as well Remember do not take or use hell lightly because it is a real that you will go if you keep sinning BUT you can REPENT To JESUS CHRIST And Be SAVED PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 and don’t laugh at it as well Remember don’t cross your fingers for “luck” because luck is not real so don’t talk about it or use it as if it is but JESUS Is Real There is only ONE God and THAT Is The CHRISTIAN God and only a Capital G in God When you are talking about The Only True God The Christian God PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 Remember vibes aren’t real so don’t talk about or use them as if they are real but JESUS Is Real and he liveshu you no matter what but you still have to love him back and repent to get into Heaven AMEN 🙏 Remember don’t do drugs, have premarital sex, watch porn, get drunk, or masturbate because they are sins and just like any other sin you will go to hell for it BUT you can REPENT To JESUS CHRIST And Be SAVED PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 Remember don’t flex, brag, or have pride because they are all sins and you will go to hell for them BUT you can REPENT To JESUS CHRIST And Be SAVED be humble PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 Remember do not call people horrible people, be hateful, judge people, or make fun of people love everyone Like JESUS DID Did PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 Remember do not listen xxxtentacion because he is satanic BUT you can REPENT To JESUS CHRIST And Be SAVED PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 Remember being lgbt is a sin BUT I do NOT hate lgbt people Jesus said love the sinner hate the sin so REPENT To JESUS CHRIST And Be SAVED PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 Remember do not lie because it is a sin and you will got to hell for it just like ANY other sin BUT you can REPENT To JESUS CHRIST And Be SAVED PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 Spirit animals aren’t real but JESUS IS REPENT TO JESUS HE LOVES YOU PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 And don’t sell your soul that is satanic REPENT TO JESUS HE LOVES YOU TURN TO JESUS HE LOVES YOU PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 God Is NOT DEAD So don’t say that or laugh at that PRAISE JESUS Because There is only ONE God and THAT Is The CHRISTIAN God and only a Capital G in God When you are talking about The Only True God The Christian God PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 And don't swear falsely on or off The Lords Name (God And Jesus Christ) REPENT TO JESUS TURN TO JESUS HE LOVES YOU PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 And hell is NOT safe it is eternal torture But You Can Be SAVED By JESUS CHRIST And Live In ETERNAL BLISS PRAISE JESUS
"Fully Authentic, Grass fed Crack" Throughout my time studying crime and forensics, I have never heard this before; however, I will now refer to crack as such.
"Consensual fight" as a legal term is the funniest shit I've heard. I'm from India. "Consensual fight" triggers images of two cowboys standing off on Main Street as the whole town bears witness.🤷🤷
@@valentinegonsalves7322 yeah in America as soon as you get punched or even shoved it’s considered assault and you can take actions against them. Ie. Throwing them on the ground, pepper spraying them. I wish Canada changes their laws so people can actually protect themselves
Idk...these days I’ve learned not to dismiss anything no matter how crazy it sounds...I mean, I remember one night last year I heard some joker on the news mentioning defunding the police and I thought “yeah, okay...let’s all just invite violence into our lives...”
I'd like to see if he still feels that way when this guy murders his friend. Like when I didn't get involved against the crackheads who were breaking into my car, who then stabbed a woman tens of times and left her drowning in her own blood alone in a cold gas station parking lot down the road. When you refuse to respect others lives and threaten them, your life no longer is worth respecting.
Sounds like the guy has friends or relatives higher up since that's not a consensual fight and fits Canada's legal definition of assault. Consensual fights need to start consensually.
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Just wanna ask, does your video quality automatically go to 360p? I have to go into advanced settings and put it on 1080p or higher every time now even when I did use more data
Probably. Toronto is the city where the dead like to vibe. I mean have you seen Scarborough? We got vibing dead and stuff here. The only thing that is annoying is the stupid people.
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When I worked corrections I learned of "the circle of life." The system keeps putting people like that back on the street until they OD or get murdered. When one didn't come back it was because they were dead.
Unfortunately, it would appear the odds of him ever being incarcerated are apparently minimal. And the guy himself knows it. He wouldn't be this bold otherwise, a drug user or not.
I love you Muta..*who walks their dog at 1 in the morning? On video* *looks around and quietly and raises hand* but I also work graveyards and keep the same schedule during my off days...
After your story I went to that same Reddit thread, and someone described the same guy you did (mid-30s white guy, green army jacket, scruffy beard). The person in that story got cut, so the guy is super violent. Glad you're ok and safe Muta, stories like this are a good reason to start taking martial arts and self defence classes.
It gave me chills, like imagine playing an old school pokemon game and you encounter a crack head that crawls through the screen and slings you around by your ankles
They would have drug tested him? What country do you live in? Cuz if he ain't driving they can't drug test you....what would be the justification, walking while intoxicated?
I like how honest he is of what type of person he is. Not many people do that, they just pretend to be someone to not get heat out of social media. Not everyone is what they seem and we all make mistakes and I'm glad he brings light to that.
@@dpunkart1777 I rather have people like this guy and Penguinz0 than the people that put a mask over themselves. So yeah his content is good, it's funny, sometimes educational, and at the end of the day it's entertainment.
@@topeo3691 well I’m glad you find his current escapades charming but I miss the 2012-2018 SOG. The one who would do haunted gaming and trollpastas, and make original funny videos on .exes, fan fictions and weird Japanese games
@@dpunkart1777 They still exist though you just need to dig into TH-cam. Content like that doesn't just disappear if it did TH-cam would be missing a giant community.
One time I got lucky though. At the end of recess, a known bully stepped in my way and wouldn't let me pass. Somehow, I managed to have him trip and he just fell on his ass, looking up at me very confused. I then went on my way back to class, with a teacher coming after me yelling. I just kept walking, reached class, and nothing ever came of it, except the bully making an effort to get out of my way from then on.
@@johnmemes6447 Probably that. These days, some people just want to find an excuse to attack someone, which is very terrible. Luckily for me, I’m understanding these stories and wishing nothing but the best for those that were hurt in these kinds of things. I’d like to go on the chill route of life and live my life peacefully
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The reason Muta didn’t get physically hurt is because he was running a virtual machine, change my mind.
He was using antivirus and VMs to protect himself
XD
Cant fight that bro 🙌!
@@mbx6953 You know instead of using antiviruses just don't be a big dum dum
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I was nearly attacked by a crackhead last week. He was wielding a rusty pipe and looking for spare change, no cap. Glad it didn't escalate beyond him threatening me with a pipe. I have a concealed carry permit and didn't wanna end up lik Boogie.
Shooting a crackhead might break your record though.
damn.
Damm that's crazy
nO cAp.
as long as your not stupid and fire a warning shot in the air lmao.
I love how he used GTA 5 to illustrate the reverse
Niko Bellic in GTA 5? Interesting
@@Badassiger the footage he showed was gta v
Like that news channel
Should've used Minecraft RTX in a Gentoo VM
Now that's a classy avatar you've got there.
so basically in left for dead terms
crackhead - hunter
methhead - tanker
cokehead - DPS
alcoholic - boomer/spitter
cokehead - charger
pothead - survivor (due it being so tame)
psych user - zombie
idk anymore right now
@@hj_okay Parkinson's patient - Jockey?
@@WonkyTonkBotty nah, just speed
Yup
“Don’t take advice from me.”
*actually gives GREAT advice to never drive drunk*
too bad, im not taking that advice
His first advice clearly states to not take his advice unless that advice in itself shouldn't be taken? It's a paradox!
@@comedyjortsgamer4307 same my n-erd
@@comedyjortsgamer4307 do you the vid name where muta pulled the blanked of a hobo and ruined his good time
@@NagoBust huh?
consensual fight is the most wild west bullshit i’ve heard of in canada
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@@zakogle7829 epic gang stalking moment
Yea, that is the first time I have ever heard of that and I live in Canada.
@@zakogle7829 go to r/he_comes I think you’d fit In
I think its a thing in a couple US states
It's scary how law enforcement would rather arrest a dude going 1mph over the speed limit, instead of a psycho running loose hurting innocent people.
Hey guy without mustache finally I found your comment early
Early on a Just Some Guy without a Mustache comment, is this a dream?
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@@MaxWolop or maybe a nightmare...
Tbf law enforcement is being more and more indifferent to violent offenders bc they are getting in a ton of trouble when they have to take a person's life, even if they are saving their or another person's life. Obviously it would be better of they went after crackheads that are hurting people, but they don't want to end up on the defense side of a nationally publicized case.
Gotta love the moral of the story: "Toronto is a weird place".
Weird*
New York of the North.
@@srcrunch9285 Thank you. Dammit, I always misuse wired, weird and wierd. Their spelling is too similar.
Went to Toronto on a trip about 6ish years back, and oh boy. I thought my town was weird. Toronto took the cake.
@Alibay Zamat I live there it’s not bad it’s a pretty good place to stay. So that means Toronto is worse
Jesus bro, hope you are doing ok ❤️
Okay
He's finnnnneeeee
@Im not Offended connor pugs
Nice free likes
I hate you so damn much
"A crazy crackhead has appeared."
"Mutahar used 911."
"It was not very effective."
**uses virtual machines**
@@giancarlo418 "its super effective!"
Plot twist: he was using prison escape cheat code
Uses *Your device ran into a problem and needs to be repaired*
Muta can melt steel beams
Mutahar: *drives car backwards*
Crackhead: "And I took that personally."
Crackhead = Michael Jordan?
😂 😂😂😂😂
Lmfao
Crackhead: "Driving backwards at 1.30am on a desolate abandoned street.
So you have chosen death?"
Florida man asaults car window, loses glasses and turns into John wick
"Help my friend was mugged!"
Toronto Police: "Well he consented to mug you and you struggled so that means you consented so there's nothing we can do."
Papa Muta fights off raid boss while drinking Tim Hortons coffee
A level 99 crackhead boss at that!
Starbucks: hanging out and talking about friends.
Tim Hortons: *Round 20* , Survive until dawn.
@@chickenlittle5095 Lol
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They are a robot
"Self defense means that you consent to a fight."
That's how Canada works.
Our self defence laws are fucked, they protect the aggressor more than the guy defending themselves
@@acemartin2019 *Little dark age plays*
Me:*laughs in america*
@ZI Savetion IZ troll
@ZI Savetion IZ The icy cold grip of Death grabs ahold of you.
You use struggle.
It has no effect!
You succumb to Death...
This is the most bizarre promotion for Raid: Shadow Legends.
did he just pull a sony
OMG he said bizarre 1111111!1!!!!111111 ahahah such reference
@@smolmonke1716 USELESS USELESS USELESS
Raid: Crack legends
@@lonneansekishoku8288 hahah
"Organic, grass fed crack" i would've added gluten-free, nongmo, soft kill just for the memes
free range pasture raised fda approved
“Consensual street fight”
Gotta love the law
It's called the law of mutual combat, you'll be surprised how common it is and it has its good uses.
@@MrZiad32 if i understood the story right, verbal abuse escalated to physical damage or assault.. not mutual combat
I understand a consensual street fight, letting a dude get beat up and arresting him for going a quarter mile above the speed limit is a different thing
@@MrZiad32 bro this ain't Yakuza gtfo
@ZI Savetion IZ and prison could be your home if you don't shut that shit up
PLOT TWIST: The dog was actually walking the crackhead and the dog was also talking to Mutahar.
What the dog doin?
@@bradev9952 what the dog doin doe?
How
That is some SpongeBob logic there. XD
Bruh. First time I’ve seen an edit happen live. That was very cool
I love how Muta always relates serious IRL situations like assault and life threatening surgery to video games
Toronto really hits different. One moment you’re watching a Blue Jays game and the next you’re having human waste dumped on you by the peepee poopoo man.
Or watching the Leafs choke a 3-1 series lead... Again...
Remember do not use The Lords Name in vain and/or blasphemy it (God and Jesus Christ and only say “Thank God” you are LEGITIMATELY Thanking God Like You Should or EVERYTHING In Your Life) AMEN 🙏 and if you are talking about The Christian Lord Jesus Christ Then *The Lord, *Jesus, *Christ PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 So don’t laugh at it as well
Remember do not take or use hell lightly because it is a real that you will go if you keep sinning BUT you can REPENT To JESUS CHRIST And Be SAVED PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 and don’t laugh at it as well
Remember don’t cross your fingers for “luck” because luck is not real so don’t talk about it or use it as if it is but JESUS Is Real
There is only ONE God and THAT Is The CHRISTIAN God and only a Capital G in God When you are talking about The Only True God The Christian God PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏
Remember vibes aren’t real so don’t talk about or use them as if they are real but JESUS Is Real and he liveshu you no matter what but you still have to love him back and repent to get into Heaven AMEN 🙏
Remember don’t do drugs, have premarital sex, watch porn, get drunk, or masturbate because they are sins and just like any other sin you will go to hell for it BUT you can REPENT To JESUS CHRIST And Be SAVED PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏
Remember don’t flex, brag, or have pride because they are all sins and you will go to hell for them BUT you can REPENT To JESUS CHRIST And Be SAVED be humble PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏
Remember do not call people horrible people, be hateful, judge people, or make fun of people love everyone Like JESUS DID Did PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏
Remember do not listen xxxtentacion because he is satanic BUT you can REPENT To JESUS CHRIST And Be SAVED PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏
Remember being lgbt is a sin BUT I do NOT hate lgbt people Jesus said love the sinner hate the sin so REPENT To JESUS CHRIST And Be SAVED PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏
Remember do not lie because it is a sin and you will got to hell for it just like ANY other sin BUT you can REPENT To JESUS CHRIST And Be SAVED PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏
Spirit animals aren’t real but JESUS IS REPENT TO JESUS HE LOVES YOU PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏
And don’t sell your soul that is satanic REPENT TO JESUS HE LOVES YOU TURN TO JESUS HE LOVES YOU PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏
God Is NOT DEAD So don’t say that or laugh at that PRAISE JESUS Because There is only ONE God and THAT Is The CHRISTIAN God and only a Capital G in God When you are talking about The Only True God The Christian God PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏
And don't swear falsely on or off The Lords Name (God And Jesus Christ) REPENT TO JESUS TURN TO JESUS HE LOVES YOU PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏
And hell is NOT safe it is eternal torture But You Can Be SAVED By JESUS CHRIST And Live In ETERNAL BLISS
@@alexcastellini2672 Remember do not use The Lords Name in vain and/or blasphemy it (God and Jesus Christ and only say “Thank God” you are LEGITIMATELY Thanking God Like You Should or EVERYTHING In Your Life) AMEN 🙏 and if you are talking about The Christian Lord Jesus Christ Then *The Lord, *Jesus, *Christ PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 So don’t laugh at it as well
Remember do not take or use hell lightly because it is a real that you will go if you keep sinning BUT you can REPENT To JESUS CHRIST And Be SAVED PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏 and don’t laugh at it as well
Remember don’t cross your fingers for “luck” because luck is not real so don’t talk about it or use it as if it is but JESUS Is Real
There is only ONE God and THAT Is The CHRISTIAN God and only a Capital G in God When you are talking about The Only True God The Christian God PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏
Remember vibes aren’t real so don’t talk about or use them as if they are real but JESUS Is Real and he liveshu you no matter what but you still have to love him back and repent to get into Heaven AMEN 🙏
Remember don’t do drugs, have premarital sex, watch porn, get drunk, or masturbate because they are sins and just like any other sin you will go to hell for it BUT you can REPENT To JESUS CHRIST And Be SAVED PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏
Remember don’t flex, brag, or have pride because they are all sins and you will go to hell for them BUT you can REPENT To JESUS CHRIST And Be SAVED be humble PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏
Remember do not call people horrible people, be hateful, judge people, or make fun of people love everyone Like JESUS DID Did PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏
Remember do not listen xxxtentacion because he is satanic BUT you can REPENT To JESUS CHRIST And Be SAVED PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏
Remember being lgbt is a sin BUT I do NOT hate lgbt people Jesus said love the sinner hate the sin so REPENT To JESUS CHRIST And Be SAVED PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏
Remember do not lie because it is a sin and you will got to hell for it just like ANY other sin BUT you can REPENT To JESUS CHRIST And Be SAVED PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏
Spirit animals aren’t real but JESUS IS REPENT TO JESUS HE LOVES YOU PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏
And don’t sell your soul that is satanic REPENT TO JESUS HE LOVES YOU TURN TO JESUS HE LOVES YOU PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏
God Is NOT DEAD So don’t say that or laugh at that PRAISE JESUS Because There is only ONE God and THAT Is The CHRISTIAN God and only a Capital G in God When you are talking about The Only True God The Christian God PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏
And don't swear falsely on or off The Lords Name (God And Jesus Christ) REPENT TO JESUS TURN TO JESUS HE LOVES YOU PRAISE JESUS AMEN 🙏
And hell is NOT safe it is eternal torture But You Can Be SAVED By JESUS CHRIST And Live In ETERNAL BLISS PRAISE JESUS
@@notracc9096 Sir, this is McDonald’s…
@@mauri1282 ma'am this is a wendys
Canadian Police: Did he assault you?
Citizen: Yeah, he punched me.
Canadian Police: So he didn't assault you. Call us when he stabs you...
Why is this true..they're so sh!t
At least they get paid more so they actually give a shit about their job
Nyc police: Damn you called us Bc you got stabbed? Call us when you get shot at
@ZI Savetion IZ Wtf is wrong with you?
@@rickrolld1367 dude has other channels where he makes fun of other people's deaths. He's a number one edgelord. Just report for spam
"Fully Authentic, Grass fed Crack"
Throughout my time studying crime and forensics, I have never heard this before; however, I will now refer to crack as such.
"Consensual fight" as a legal term is the funniest shit I've heard.
I'm from India. "Consensual fight" triggers images of two cowboys standing off on Main Street as the whole town bears witness.🤷🤷
its just someone with cannabis and crack
@@valentinegonsalves7322 yeah in America as soon as you get punched or even shoved it’s considered assault and you can take actions against them. Ie. Throwing them on the ground, pepper spraying them. I wish Canada changes their laws so people can actually protect themselves
Medium rare crack?
I remember in a town I lived in in Michigan there was the pantless biker.
I’ve seen him three times over a ten year period.
He’s like a cryptid.
“That farm to table crack” i am deceased from that part of the rant
grass fed
@@jeffzyzzos8562 fully organic
"I dont want to aggravate anybody" *ad plays*
Im aggravated
SAME
Lmao
@boy lasagna :troll:
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@boy lasagna we practice a little mischief, it's called we practice a little mischief.
Toronto is basically the Chicago of Canada.
It even rhymes
Not even close more like Winnipeg
toronto is nothing lmao just a bunch of young kids shooting random things for clout
@@inceptuminstitute7214 isn't that basically Chicago
@@SparksX18 Winnipeg doesn't exist.
Remember kids, “the only way to sober up is time.”
-Drivers Ed book thingy
“Messed with the wrong person.
Hahaha.”
It sounds like something some wannabe badass would write
SomeOrdinaryBadass.
@@brandoncollins8693 ok
@@imacakeorpieicantellalotab7752 ok
sounds like a gta online npc when you steal their car
Idk...these days I’ve learned not to dismiss anything no matter how crazy it sounds...I mean, I remember one night last year I heard some joker on the news mentioning defunding the police and I thought “yeah, okay...let’s all just invite violence into our lives...”
Muta doesn’t want to compromise his pacifist run, gg brother.
Most normal people don’t look for trouble unfortunately some druggies don’t care about losing their lives so they’ll do the most.
@Cool Dude it's just an epic gamer reference in general but it is in a way
Meanwhile, John Cena going genocide 😳😳
I'd like to see if he still feels that way when this guy murders his friend. Like when I didn't get involved against the crackheads who were breaking into my car, who then stabbed a woman tens of times and left her drowning in her own blood alone in a cold gas station parking lot down the road.
When you refuse to respect others lives and threaten them, your life no longer is worth respecting.
@@LoponStormbased It's a meme, from undertale. Don't take it too seriously.
the attackers are probably the anti-virtual machine guy
Probably those Anti-Asian American assholes
Or both
Twitter users
@@Is_kitten How?
@@darkmeraldpvp6531 Sir, this is Canada.
i love how he actually called his mom
one day that gfuel tower will fall.
Ok
@@tcc1234 holy shit
😳
Already did once, dead meme
It already Did once 😆👍🏻👌🏻.
On sony made a mistake video
Imagine getting attacked and not being able to press charges.
No fixed address.
It's the sad reality that people actually live in places where self defense is basically illegal.
@@dodymmawsjx yeah, I just can’t comprehend it.
Homeless crackheads are often times released the same day they assault someone. A hobo literally has more rights than normal people in North America.
@I will defeat a random mlg boi That's not true.
Crackhead: *Starts yelling*
Muta: Why do I hear boss music?
Lol bruh
Dark souls boss music
Hahahahaahahahah so funnnyyyy. Aahahahahahaahahahahahah original hahahahahaha I can’t. Aaahahahahaaaaaqaaaa😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😂🤣🤣🤣😅😂
*Doom music kicks in*
@@marcianoforst6311 bro r u the crackhead from the story
5:01 to 5:45 had me in tears.
He looks so happy to be attacked in the thumbnail
He knew he got some content lol
He's got edge.
@@TheNudeSon not really lol
@@Yuri-hs5wt microsoft edge
I love how he used GTA out of all games to re-enact the scenario
It fits so well too lmao
Toronto is GTA6
>>Crackhead NPC spawns, walking dog at 1 a.m. attacking customers outside Roman's taxi service.
>>Time for a "consensual fight".
Sounds like the guy has friends or relatives higher up since that's not a consensual fight and fits Canada's legal definition of assault. Consensual fights need to start consensually.
Gta india edition would be insane, but Toronto is wild too lmao
Dude was more emotional about getting yelled by a druggie than almost dying from a turbo infection. never change muda.
muda?
@@yotengo2807
IS THAT A MFING JOJIOHJO REFRRNECE!?!!!!?!!
@@yotengo2807 MUDA means useless
Muda means young in mah language
@@Andrew9908 the 7 page one as well
Being able to joke with this situation, and stay humble when you are clearly in the right side. You are worthy of respect man
_"Oh, you're that chubby Indian nerd who makes fun of things on the internet? Ima teach you a lesson."_
🌈🏳️🌈Hello, the military/fbi tortures me very badly. I need people's help to stop them. I keep getting zapped by radio waves from satellites. I hear loud sounds and feel anxiety from it. Can't breathe and it destroys every aspect of your life and cause you to be sick/ill. Help
exactly
And my favorite OS.
@@zakogle7829 seek an insane asylum
@@zakogle7829 just go with the nice men in the white clothes. :)
That thumbnail scared his attacker off.
fucking legends
69th haha lmao 💯👍
Lol right. Looks like Muta's staring into our souls. Scared he'll find me at 3am and do crazy supernatural shenanigans to me.
Muta: i was attacked in the streets
The thumbnail: AND I ENJOYED IT
Lol
🌈🏳️🌈Hello, the military/fbi tortures me very badly. I need people's help to stop them. I keep getting zapped by radio waves from satellites. I hear loud sounds and feel anxiety from it. Can't breathe and it destroys every aspect of your life and cause you to be sick/ill. Help
@@zakogle7829 LMAO
@@zakogle7829 lmao
@Mohammad Ahmad what's wrong with the rainbow buddy?
"a level 99 raid-boss-crackhead" lololol
Muta: *says anything*
His camera: I would rather focus on the mic filter
Just wanna ask, does your video quality automatically go to 360p? I have to go into advanced settings and put it on 1080p or higher every time now even when I did use more data
@@user-od7it1qq9b NO.. I use wifi and its set to 1080... it always stays there for every video
@@user-od7it1qq9b Mine always goes to 480p idk why.
I’m in Toronto, the other day i saw a guy having a really heated argument with his baguette
baguette was being a bitch tho
Well, baguettes can be assholes at times. Believe me, I know.
Yumm...
Quebec making French mens worse everyday
“If it was a meth head my car would be flipped over.” Great fuckiny line
69th like
otherwise bussines as usual
What dictionary did you read to know what "Fuckiny" means
@ZI Savetion IZ deez nuts
@ZI Savetion IZ 😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐🤢🤮
Imagine living in a city where you can't deck a crackhead in the face when he's harassing you
_"There's a level 99 shiny that can kill your save."_
So Buried Alive is just vibing in Toronto?
Probably. Toronto is the city where the dead like to vibe. I mean have you seen Scarborough? We got vibing dead and stuff here. The only thing that is annoying is the stupid people.
honokachan
never knew honk worked at pizza hut
You don’t vibe in Toronto at night you survive
“Daddy chill”
“What the hell is even that?”
Your pfp is horrifying
@@Captain_fish_oil not really
🌈🏳️🌈Hello, the military/fbi tortures me very badly. I need people's help to stop them. I keep getting zapped by radio waves from satellites. I hear loud sounds and feel anxiety from it. Can't breathe and it destroys every aspect of your life and cause you to be sick/ill. Help
@@zakogle7829 Imagine preaching about your life being hard when you don't even have bone-hurting syndrome.😔😔
@@zakogle7829 what.
I remember that whole "canadians dont look their doors" myth.
"we have virtually no homelessness so home invasions are inexistent".
That's how it works in the town suburbs, otherwise you put a Wil e. Coyote style gun trap on your door.
This is false. I don’t trust people, even I’m mid day, to the point I lock the door when even going for a walk. Don’t trust anyone
That’s up north Canada. In the city you still got to watch your back I assume.
When I worked corrections I learned of "the circle of life." The system keeps putting people like that back on the street until they OD or get murdered. When one didn't come back it was because they were dead.
Muta: *lives in Toronto*
Me: I'm sorry for your loss
Honestly it's not that bad. Something interesting happens every day. Never boring here
lmao toronto has a big building so i want to live there
@@bigclown23 nar, prefer it to be quiet and peaceful
@@bigclown23 to some, that’s a blessing. To me, that’s concerning.
I used to live in Hamilton it's like budget Toronto
Me: walking my dog at 2am before we both go to bed.
Muta: bad sign.
Fucking crack
*FOOKIN KRAKCHEAD*
Crackhead spotted
what dog wants walk in 1 or 2 am lol
@@steve9125 crackden dog
Unfortunately, it would appear the odds of him ever being incarcerated are apparently minimal. And the guy himself knows it. He wouldn't be this bold otherwise, a drug user or not.
Time for the public to handle him instead
@@richardfitzwell6579 according to Muda you can't even defend yourself or you wont be considered a victim. "Consentual fight" apparently
I love you Muta..*who walks their dog at 1 in the morning? On video* *looks around and quietly and raises hand* but I also work graveyards and keep the same schedule during my off days...
"Don't do drugs kids! because Canada will let you do whatever you want."
"Hey kids, wanna hear a joke?"
"Sure"
"Canada"
Too true
but won't let you defend yourself from high tier crack heads
@@jackeronie6490 because that's canadian law! Come on in and we will show you how great the law is here!
@@bigr3578 yep too true
Wtf, hope you’re alright man.
Same
That name what on earth
@@imacakeorpieicantellalotab7752 what
the
hell
is
your
name
I love the term “raid level crackhead”
@J Dude is most likely a bot
well they're inhuman "degenerate pos" anyway
This guy sounds like my mom. Such a nostalgic story
"I was attacked on the streets"
So just a normal day in Canada?
Hey aren’t you supposed to be spying on American citizens? The Canadians don’t need your surveillance systems… we do!!!
funny seeing you here
nah that's more of America's thing
Ay any Russian Spys with u?
Brother what are you doing here?
I love how he smiles in his Thumbnail for a topic like this, lol
What do you expect
it's, like... the hysterical smile, yknow?
I love how you say "do not take life advice from me" and then give life advice
Daddy Muta in nutshell
absolute chad, called his mom after to tell her he was ok
The only reason muta wasn’t injured was thanks to the godly amount of time he spent on Yakuza 0
Resident Evil: Toronto is sounding very scary :(
No zombies just crack
Muta is main protagonist
@@mr_hannya Mutahar as a Protagonist would be 500x better then Boring Simp Ethan Winters
Lol
I'd play that. lmao
The thumbnails are getting progressively more and more terrifying.
stop stabbing my making meth crystals from pepto mismol video xd
next thumbnail will be a pic of the crackhead
I live for them. Lol never fails to make me crack up.
Muta is slowy being a crackhead as well
"Now methheads are scary"
Me: imagines the breaking bad episode with the atm
Yea I remember that
"Consensual fight" sounds like something CNN would use as a headline.
C - onsensual fighting
N - oodle
N - network
Funny because fox would say “agreed upon duel”
@@cranklabexplosion-labcentr8245 To be fair that sounds cooler
Snopes: “Was Muta attacked by a black crackhead?” FALSE. Muta was consensually touched by an unknown man.
Mostly peaceful crackhead beat down
Muta: **exists**
Crackhead: **visible frustration**
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😐
Muta: drinking responsibly
Crackhead: ima have to stop you right there chief
Kek
He is premium drunk while recording this vid 😂 and I can't blame him
After your story I went to that same Reddit thread, and someone described the same guy you did (mid-30s white guy, green army jacket, scruffy beard). The person in that story got cut, so the guy is super violent. Glad you're ok and safe Muta, stories like this are a good reason to start taking martial arts and self defence classes.
As an ex-crackhead, I'd like to thank you for the stat layout.
lol
@Cacodemon There's a reason no one's ever heard of leftover crack.
Edit: especially that good , farm to table, cruelty free crack.
“It’s kind of like a shiny Pokémon” had me crying
"Shiny Pokemon you don't wanna see" had me dying 😂😂😂
It gave me chills, like imagine playing an old school pokemon game and you encounter a crack head that crawls through the screen and slings you around by your ankles
@ZI Savetion IZ no.
@ZI Savetion IZ What is map?
@ZI Savetion IZ actually bunny-hop tf off this site and into a therapists lobby.
"I could've had a knife jabbed into my neck"
Damn guys, Haunted Gaming has gotten pretty serious
The rest of the title is "But I fought back in the sheets."
"no normal person walk their dogs during midnight"
me with my dog 3am outside: cryface
Why 3am?? So they can go to the bathroom or did you just get home from work or something
@@TheLamehipster I lived an unusual schedule since covid, plus i like how quiet outside is during those times.
What kind of unusual life calls for waking your dog up at 3am for a walk?
@@trapkingproductions Night shift
@@trapkingproductions my dog is awake at 3 am with me, it’s a good time to go out for a walk
In America they would have drug tested crack man before releasing him. Hopefully you reported him or your friend did.
Or he would've gotten shot
@@legocommandercody800 Probably woulda been better. 😒
Come to Toronto.. it's horrible here 🤦♀️
They would have drug tested him? What country do you live in? Cuz if he ain't driving they can't drug test you....what would be the justification, walking while intoxicated?
in america everyone involved, including the cops, would have had a gun
"Im not exactly the picture of the greatest saint alive"
says that as the sun peers through St. Mutahar
I like how honest he is of what type of person he is. Not many people do that, they just pretend to be someone to not get heat out of social media. Not everyone is what they seem and we all make mistakes and I'm glad he brings light to that.
But does it equate to good content? Well to me it doesn’t but it’s fine if you think so.
@@dpunkart1777 I rather have people like this guy and Penguinz0 than the people that put a mask over themselves. So yeah his content is good, it's funny, sometimes educational, and at the end of the day it's entertainment.
@@topeo3691 well I’m glad you find his current escapades charming but I miss the 2012-2018 SOG. The one who would do haunted gaming and trollpastas, and make original funny videos on .exes, fan fictions and weird Japanese games
@@dpunkart1777 They still exist though you just need to dig into TH-cam. Content like that doesn't just disappear if it did TH-cam would be missing a giant community.
@@topeo3691 ik it still exists lmao. I’m just saying I wish Muta returned to that instead of following trends.
Muta accidentally walked into a boss fog when he walked outside his friends house.
Level 99 crackhead boss
There's something about Muta saying the word "crackhead" that just brings me a form of happiness like no other
He has the higher ground. They're both drunk, but one of them might, possibly be a crack user.
@@robertfrost8264 muta wasnt drunk tho
Muta: “I’m not a good person”
Not scientifically possible...
Im not that surprised for muta
But if Charlie turns out he is a bad person them anything is possible
J Dude is a freaking bot, that is a bait link
I mean he seems like the dude who would try to discuss with everyone in discord 24/7 for no fucking reason
@@Founder6087 report him as spam
@@pura8898 Jesus can't be a bad person. lmao
When you don’t look at the vid and only hear audio and think you’re listening to moist critical gg lad
This reminds me of school. The rules on fighting made it an impossible situation.
One time I got lucky though. At the end of recess, a known bully stepped in my way and wouldn't let me pass. Somehow, I managed to have him trip and he just fell on his ass, looking up at me very confused. I then went on my way back to class, with a teacher coming after me yelling. I just kept walking, reached class, and nothing ever came of it, except the bully making an effort to get out of my way from then on.
@@steve1978ger
*Mission Passed. Respect +*
That thumbnail does not represent a man who was physically assaulted on the street.
it looks like he is the crackhead
This happened a few days ago and today is when he made the video. Also if he doesn't look physically assaulted, that's a good thing.
"Cruelty-free, fully organic grass-fed crack" I lost.
The cops probably are too underleveled to have access to that boss.
Oh damn, who be hurting Muta? This is pretty bad he got attacked
A crack head
@@johnmemes6447 Probably that. These days, some people just want to find an excuse to attack someone, which is very terrible. Luckily for me, I’m understanding these stories and wishing nothing but the best for those that were hurt in these kinds of things. I’d like to go on the chill route of life and live my life peacefully
@@TheFlamingGamerYT yeah true
@@johnmemes6447 Also, I like the name you got. And I’ve seen that profile picture before. Isn’t that from a terminator game or something?
@@TheFlamingGamerYT deus ex
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why stand your ground laws are a good thing
“I’m sure that the nanny state government will protect me from every”
Concel Carry or get the Concel Casket
Stay strapped or get clapped
Fuck around and find out
Thank you. “Stay strapped or get clapped.” -Sun Tzu
Ah yes, the streets of Sesame. Where vampires walk freely in the day and trash talks.
Ugh. Damn dude, sorry you went through that. I guess we all need to get together and make sure you get home safe .
Me, potentially has sleep insomnia at 3am walking the dog- “At this point there’s no stopping.”
Ey muta said 1:30 AM not 3:00 so u good
No one going to mention the fact that he called his mom. Not going to lie I would have done the same.
And I would forget i have a phone if I was attacked
GTA5 footage to explain what happened to you is absolutely perfect. Thank god you're all okay and alive and well, Muta!
You just experienced an Oblivion NPC encounter, my man.
"A shiny Pokémon that can erase your file."
Technically a Missingno then, seeing as they've been spotted multiple times at the very least within a short period of time.
I'm so happy you're safe!! Please be careful. We all care about you!!!
Title: "I was attacked on the streets" Picture: smiling muta.
Plot twist: Muta is the crackhead
@@nawf5ta469 dun dun dunnnnn
He probably won the fight and now a crack heads body has been dumped in a meat grinder and is being given out as food
Happened to me about a year ago. You have my condolences, bro.